"Arrr! A cunning scheme to haul the poor Uyghurs from the clutches of China to the shores o’ freedom!"
2024-12-02
Arrr, on the night before the feast o’ thanks, them U.S. sea dogs be bringin’ together kinfolk who hadn’t set eyes on each other in ages, all ‘cause the land o’ China be treatin’ ‘em like scallywags! Aye, what a jolly reunion 'twas, fit for a captain’s table!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand Thanksgiving eve, where the brave diplomats of the United States set sail on a mission most noble! Aye, these landlubbers, with their fancy cravats and serious faces, be wranglin' together kinfolk who had been parted like ships in a storm, all thanks to the scallywag policies of the Chinese overlords!