"From a hearty Chinese matey to a sneaky American scallywag: the jolly adventures of John Leung!"
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! The scallywag be dubbed a fine model by the Chinese news, singin' his praises for pushin' their treasure in the States. But lo and behold, he be naught but a double-crossin’ F.B.I. spy, slippin’ messages faster than a cat on a hot tin roof!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale most peculiar! A scallywag, he be hailed by the fine folks o’ the Chinese state media as a model citizen, a right fancy lad who did promote their interests in the grand ol' U.S. of A! Shiver me timbers, what a grand honor it be! Aye, they painted him as a shining beacon of goodwill, spreadin' the good word of the dragon's domain like a barnacle on a ship's hull!But hold fast, me mateys! For under the guise o’ this noble facade lay a truth more twisted than a kraken's tentacle. He be none other than an informant for the F.B.I., betrayin' his comrades like a traitorous rat leavin’ a sinking ship! Arrr, what irony be that! The very same scallywag who be showered with praise from afar be reportin’ back to the law, spillin’ the beans like a drunken sailor after a night of rum!