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“Arrr! Amnesty be sayin’ Israel’s givin’ Gaza a proper keelhaul—genocide, they call it! Blimey, what a ruckus!”

2024-12-05

Arrr, matey! Israel be laughin’ at the accusation—first of its kind from those landlubber human rights folk—claimin’ it be built on a heap o’ scallywag lies! Aye, they be swabbin’ the deck with that nonsense!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve tales from the high seas of international squabbles! It appears Israel, that land full o' sun and sand, be rejectin’ a mighty bold accusation from a grand human rights organization, the likes of which ye don’t see every day! They be claimin’ that Israel’s actions be naught but a scallywag’s business, but Israel be sayin’ it’s all based on lies, like a pirate’s tall tale! Arrr!

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