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"Arrr! 'Super/Man: The Tale of Christopher Reeve' be a yarn of a hero and his pesky green rock!"

2024-12-05

Arrr, the first lad to don the cape be gettin' a grand ol' tribute, though it be a wee bit blinkered in praise! Aye, a tale told by landlubbers chattin' like fishwives in this here docu-thingamajig. Avast, me hearty, 'tis a fine yarn for a jolly good laugh!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve tales of the grandest tribute to the original man o’ steel, the illustrious Superman! Aye, this here film be a docu-mentary, filled to the brim with chattin’ heads spoutin' praises like a sailor at a tavern! But beware, it be a bit like a parrot squawkin’ the same song, as it be celebratin' our hero with a narrow view, aye!

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