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"By thunder! A wee lass of twelve be findin' a cursed bauble from Egypt in yon land of Israel!"

2024-12-05

Arrr, what a jolly escapade! A humble crew o' landlubbers set sail on a family voyage when a sprightly lass of twelve stumbled upon a glitterin' trinket, an ancient Egyptian amulet from the days of yore—3,500 years old! Blimey, now that be a treasure worth plunderin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather round fer a tale o’ a young lass named Dafna Filshteiner, just 12 summers old, who stumbled upon a treasure whilst out hiking with her kin near the fabled Tel Qana in the sands o’ Israel. As she be searchin’ fer porcupine quills and smooth stones, she spied a peculiar trinket that set her heart aflutter!

At first, her dear mother dismissed it as naught but a common bauble, but our crafty lass, bein’ stubborn as a mule, took to the mystical seas of the Internet. Lo and behold, she discovered she had unearthed an Egyptian amulet, a dung beetle no less, valued at a whopping 3,500 years! Legend has it this beetle be sacred in Ancient Egypt, symbolizin’ new life, and it bore the likeness of two scorpions, protectin' pregnant mothers, aye!

Thanks to her keen eye, young Dafna earned herself a shiny certificate of good citizenship, and now her find be on display in Jerusalem for all landlubbers to behold. This proves that treasures be awaitin’ not just in the deep blue but also at yer feet, and sometimes the littlest scallywags be the bravest treasure hunters of all! Yarrr!

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