Arrr, Rohan Dennis be confessin' to the foul deed of sinkin' his fair matey, Melissa! Blimey, what a scallywag!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! Rohan Dennis be confessin' to a wee misdeed this week, claimin’ guilt fer the unfortunate demise of fair Melissa Hoskins, who found herself clingin’ to the ship's bow—er, hood—of his cursed vessel! The law be sayin’ he be a scallywag for that, aye!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of woe and folly to spin ‘bout a rogue named Rohan Dennis. This scallywag found himself in a bit of a pickle, ye see, when he took his fair lass, Melissa Hoskins, on a ride that’d make even the bravest pirate shiver in their boots!