Avast! The Pentagon be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ we’ve got more lads in Syria than a scallywag’s treasure chest!
2024-12-19
Arrr, the scallywags at the Pentagon be blabberin' that a mighty crew of 2,000 U.S. lads be sailin' the sands of Syria! That be a hefty haul, more than double the 900 they spun tales of before! Blimey, me hearties, what’s next? A treasure map?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a grand tale from the Pentagon seas! Word be blowin’ in the wind that there be not 900, but a whopping 2,000 of our brave U.S. scallywags stationed in the wild lands of Syria! That’s right, more than double what the fine officers had been spoutin' to the press! Arrr, it seems they’ve been keepin’ a wee bit o' treasure to themselves!Thee mighty Brig. Gen. Ryder, press secretary of the Pentagon, revealed this twist o’ fate during a meetin’. He claimed these additional forces be but temporary brigands, shiftin’ about as the mission calls! So, the core crew of 900 be holdin’ steady while the extra lads come and go like the tides! Aye, it’s a slippery number, that one!
But lo! With the fall of the Assad captain, the seas be stirrin’. Gen. Mazloum of the Kurdish crew warns if the Turkish cannons keep firin’, the dreaded ISIS scallywags may rise again! Half his crew guardin' the prisoners have had to skedaddle, leavin’ the ship in a precarious state! If the Kurds be forced to flee, our brave lads may have to weigh anchor and leave the shores of Syria behind. So, keep yer spyglasses sharp, for the winds of change be blowin’ fierce in those waters!