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Arrr! A scallywag struck with a blade in a Croatian den, claimin' a wee lad and makin' six others sing!

2024-12-20

Avast, me hearties! In the fair city of Croatia, a scallywag of a lad did unleash chaos at Precko Elementary, sendin’ a wee lass to Davy Jones’ locker and givin’ a teacher and five other young mateys a right scare with his pointy cutlass! What madness be this, I ask?

Ahoy, me hearties! In the fair land of Croatia, a tale most grim has unfurled! A scallywag, just a lad of 19 summers, strode into a school in Zagreb, cutlass in hand, lookin’ to create a ruckus! Alas, he went and ended the life of a wee lad of seven, and sent three other children and a teacher to Davy Jones' locker of injuries. A real sad state, I tell ye!

This lad, a former pupil of the very school he raided, found himself in a tempest of madness, inflictin’ pain not just on others but on his own self, too! The local captain of the law, one Davor Bozinovic, declared the poor soul had health troubles aplenty. Even tried to send himself to the depths before the constables got to him!

After the dust settled, cries of grief echoed through the land, and the President himself called for a day of mourning. “No words can capture this horror,” he lamented. Aye, even the Prime Minister was left slack-jawed, tryin’ to piece together this treacherous tale. In a land where such happenings be rare, this tragic event has left a mark as deep as the ocean blue. So, raise a tankard, and let’s hope for calmer seas ahead, savvy?

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