Arrr! The E.P.A. be hoistin' fertilizer full o' PFAS, long after 3M spilled the beans! What a scallywag move!
2024-12-30
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord 2003, the scallywags at the agency be plunderin' secrets from 3M, discoverin' that the muck from the latrines, the treasure for growin’ crops, be laden with vile “forever potions.” Aye, who knew fertilizer be smellin’ like a kraken’s armpit!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most foul, straight from the foul depths of the deep blue sea! In the year of our Lord, two thousand and three, the clever lads at 3M be spillin’ the beans about a dark secret lurkin’ in yer gardens. Aye, they discovered that the sludge from ye olde sewage—ye know, that stinky muck ye’d rather not step in—be packin’ a nasty surprise!This here sludge, the very stuff they be usin’ to make ye fertilizer, carried a treasure trove of toxic “forever chemicals.” Aye, ye heard me right! Chemicals that be stickin’ around longer than a barnacle on a ship's hull! These fiendish compounds be causin’ all sorts of mischief, lurkin’ in the soil and ye crops, ready to plague the unsuspectin’ landlubber who dares to munch on the fruits of their labor!