The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A gas stoppage be givin’ the shivers to them scallywags in the Russian-backed rebel cove!"

2025-01-05

Arrr, mateys! A rogue bit of Moldova once bragged of bein’ a Russian-speaking treasure isle, like Switzerland, savvy? But now, with nary a whiff of gas, the captain be proclaimin’, “Fear not, me hearties! We shan’t let the ship sink!” A fine jest, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' a faraway land known as Moldova, where once upon a time, a renegade crew claimed they’d be the Russian-speaking Switzerland, savvy? Aye, they fancied themselves as the jewel o' the East, but alas, the winds be blowin’ against ‘em! They find themselves gas-less, like a ship adrift without wind in her sails!

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