Arrr, the Pope be handin' the title of Cardinal to McElroy, matey! A true buccaneer of immigration, he be!
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! The good Pope be sendin' a message with ol' McElroy’s appointment, just a fortnight 'fore Trump sets sail on his grand adventure! Aye, it be a fine time for a jolly ol' shiver me timbers in the high seas of priorities!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve got a tale to spin about the holy seas and the cunning moves of the papal captain. Aye, it be none other than Robert W. McElroy, appointed by the head honcho of the Vatican, yon pope himself! This be a shout-out to the world, lettin’ all know where the pope’s compass points just before that landlubber Donald J. Trump takes the wheel of his ship.