"Two scallywags from the industry be settin' sail to wrangle the EPA’s potion rules, arrr!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Nancy Beck and Lynn Ann Dekleva be settin' sail in the first Trump crew, battlin' the scallywags' pesky chemical rules! Aye, they be swabbin' the decks of regulations like true buccaneers of the high seas o' politics!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout two scallywags from the high seas of politics, Nancy Beck and Lynn Ann Dekleva! These lasses sailed the treacherous waters of the first Trump administration, where they waged a mighty battle against the pesky restrictions on chemicals, aye! With a wit sharper than a cutlass, they charted a course through the stormy seas of regulations, seekin' to keep the good ol' chemical bounty flowin' freely.Now, ye see, these dames weren’t just any old landlubbers; they be fierce defenders of the chemical trade, arguin’ that too many rules be like barnacles on a ship—slowin’ it down and weighin’ it down! They proclaimed, “Let the chemicals flow, and mayhap we’ll find treasure beyond measure!” With their mighty pens and fierce rhetoric, they sought to dismantle the chains of restriction that held the chemical industry in a vice grip.
So, raise a tankard to Nancy and Lynn, the pirate queens of policy, who dared to set sail against the tide of regulation! With their eyes on the horizon, they be remindin’ us all that sometimes, in the name of progress, ye have to hoist the sails and brave the storm. Yarrr, what a merry crew they be!