Arrr, me hearty! Trump be summonin' Jordan and Egypt to hoist in more refugees, sayin', "Scour yer decks clean!"
2025-01-26
Arrr, President Trump be callin' fer Jordan, Egypt, an' other Arab scallywags to be takin' in more poor souls from the Gaza seas! He be wantin' to “clean out” the place, like swabbin' the deck after a raucous rum party! Aye, what a jolly thought!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye the tale of one President Trump, a landlubber with grand ideas! Aye, he be callin' upon the fair lands of Jordan and Egypt to hoist more Palestinian refugees aboard their ships, claimin' it would be a fine way to "clean out" the mess left by the Israel-Hamas scuffle. Aye, a million and a half souls he be speakin' of, like a captain divvyin' up treasure!While on his trusty Air Force One, he did parley with King Abdullah II, hopin' to persuade him to take in more of the displaced folk. "It’s a real mess," he declared, as if he be describin' a spilled grog! But beware, me hearties, for this be a notion that stirs the pot of history, as many argue that the Palestinians have roots as deep as the ocean in the land o' Gaza, not mere castaways from neighboring shores.
Trump’s thoughts did wander to rebuildin' Gaza in a better way, claimin' it be a "phenomenal location." With a wink and a nod, he even lifted a ban on sendin' 2,000-pound bombs to Israel, sayin' they be waitin' fer 'em like sailors awaitin' shore leave!