The Booty Report

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"Thirteen brave peacekeepers and hearty soldiers meet Davy Jones in Congo, while them M23 scallywags seize the treasure town!"

2025-01-26

Avast, me hearties! The Rwanda scallywags of M23 be clashin’ swords with the Congolese gubb'ment in the fair city of Goma. Aye, they’ve sent the airport crew runnin’ for the hills! Talk about a wild port o' call! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the lands o' Goma, where the air be thick with cannon fire and chaos! This past Sunday, the grand international airport be emptied quicker than a rum barrel at a pirate feast, as the M23 rascals, backed by the scallywags from Rwanda, were makin' mischief and makin' a push towards the fair city. Thirteen brave peacekeepers met their fates in this hullabaloo, and thousands of landlubbers be fleeing for their lives!

The M23 lot, a band of ruffians mostly made up of Tutsis who left the Congolese crew long ago, be claimin' more territory as they march toward Goma, a hub for all things humanitarian and secure. With booms and bangs echoing, the locals be scurrying like rats from a sinking ship, seekin' refuge from the angry skies, which be raining down destruction!

Now, Congo be cuttin' ties with Rwanda quicker than a pirate can draw his sword, while the Rwandan lads deny any wrongdoing, claimin' they only be lookin' after their own skins! As the land shakes and the children cry, the bravest of the brave continue to stand their ground, but the future be lookin’ as murky as a bottomless rum barrel. So, keep yer eyes on the horizon, for this tale be far from over, ye salty sea dogs!

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