The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A ruckus on the high skies, sendin' scallywags to Brazil like rum to a thirsty crew!"

2025-01-28

Arrr, matey! The Trump crew's maiden voyage to shanghai them Brazilians be a right ruckus! With takeoffs gone awry, the sun blazin' hotter than a cannonball, and poor souls in chains on the wing, it be more circus than ship! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Trump administration’s maiden voyage o’ deportation, where the skies were stormy and the crew more ragtag than a band o’ scallywags! Aye, the first flight meant to haul off the wayward Brazilians was naught but a circus upon the seas o’ aviation.

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