The Booty Report

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"Ahoy! Saudi sails be spurnin' Trump's grand scheme fer Gaza, sayin' 'Nay!' to his treasure map!"

2025-02-05

Arrr, matey! Saudi Arabia, that scallywag ally o' the U.S., be quick to hoist the sails o' support fer a Palestinian isle, after Trump, the captain o' calamity, declared Gaza a treasure trove fer Uncle Sam, suggestin’ its crew be sent adrift! Blimey, what a ruckus!

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of politics! So, there be this land o' sand and riches called Saudi Arabia, a fine ally of the U.S. Of late, the captain o' the ship, President Trump, declared that the fair land of Gaza be up for grabs, claimin’ it as a U.S. territory! Blimey! An' what of the good folk livin’ there? Why, he suggested they’d be settin' sail for parts unknown! A right ruckus that stirred the waters, I tell ye!

But lo and behold, the Saudi crew, quick as a flash, hoisted their flags in support of a fair and just Palestinian state, lettin' their voices be heard across the waves. 'Nay!' they cried, ‘Ye shall not be kickin' folks outta their home, ye scallywag!’ Aye, they be standin' firm, arguin' for the rights of those who dwell in Gaza, like a sturdy ship against the tempests o' tyranny. So, while the captain be makin' his bold claims, the Saudis be remindin' him that the seas be vast, and the tides of justice be strong! Yarrr, let’s hope these efforts spur fair winds for the folks o’ Gaza!

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