"Arrr! U.S. be sendin' landlubbers from Asia to Panama, like tossin' barnacles overboard!"
2025-02-13
Arrr, matey! This here shift be like hoistin' the sails for a fresh raid in the Trump crew’s grand scheme o' bootin' landlubbers! Aye, it lets 'em shoo away the scallywags faster than a cannonball when their own ports be too scared to take 'em back!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the raucous doin's in the realm of the landlubbers, where the Trumpian winds be blowin' fierce! Word on the high seas be that the scallywags in power be concoctin’ a scheme most dastardly—one that could unleash a tempest of mass deportations upon the unsuspectin’ populace!Yarr, it seems they be seekin’ to hoist the sails on a brand-new front, lettin’ loose a flurry of swabs quicker than ye can say “walk the plank!” With a wink and a nod, the plan aims to dispatch those poor souls, the migrants, out on the open waves, even if their home ports refuse to take 'em back! Aye, what a pickle they be in! The seas be rough, and these landlubbers be tryin’ to toss 'em overboard without a care!
So, hoist the Jolly Roger and raise a tankard to the absurdity of it all! While the captains of industry plot their maps and schemes, the poor sailors be left adrift. Let us watch with a hearty chuckle as the drama unfolds, fer in this grand adventure of bureaucracy, the only treasure to be found be the laughter of us scallywags! Arrr!