Arrr, Pope Francis be breathin' easy now, ditchin' the metal lungs! The Vatican be celebratin’ like scallywags!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! The Vatican be sayin' the ol' Pope Francis, aged like fine rum at 88, be breathin' easy now, no more contraptions for him at night! He be sailin' smooth on the seas of health, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of good cheer! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the venerable Pope Francis, who be fightin' off a nasty bout o' double pneumonia like a true sea captain! As of Wednesday, the ol' sea dog be breathin' easier, havin' cast aside the mechanical contraption meant to help him draw in the salty air at night. Aye, the Vatican be celebratin' his steady recovery, sayin' he be relyin' less on the high-flow oxygen during the day.This here be a grand tale as the 88-year-old pontiff even managed to celebrate Mass on a most important feast day, a day markin' his 12-year reign atop the papal ship! Just think, a grand ol' Pope celebratin' amidst the swells of the sea of faith! Meanwhile, King Charles III be plannin' a visit to the Vatican next month, likely to swap tales o' governance over a tankard o' holy water!
The good Pope Francis has been holed up in Rome’s Gemelli hospital since St. Valentine's Day, battlin' the storm of a complex lung infection. But fear not, me mateys! The mechanical mask has been put on pause, and the Vatican be cuttin' back on their medical updates. So, let us raise a glass and toast to the Pope’s recovery! May he sail smoothly on the seas of health once more!