Arr! Minnesota landlubbers, the NPs, PAs, and Physicians have united as a merry crew under Allina's flag!
2023-10-19
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A band of sea farin' healers bein' called the Clinicians Coalition be joinin' the Doctors Council! They be seekin' to parley for better crewin' and workin' circumstances. Arrr!
In a jolly mix of old-timey pirate talk, a band of medical practitioners be bandin' together to form a coalition known as the Doctors Council. Arrr! And what be their mission, ye ask? Well, they be settin' sail on the rough seas of negotiation, seekin' to improve the staffin' o' medical crews and the workin' conditions for all ye doctors out there. Yo ho ho! This news be brought to ye by Medscape Medical News, me hearties.Now, imagine ye doctors, all dressed up in their finest pirate attire, standin' at the helm of their ship, ready to fight for their rights. They be demandin' more hands on deck, more mates to help 'em manage their heavy workload. After all, even pirates need a crew to navigate these stormy seas of medicine!
But that's not all, me buckos! The Doctors Council be also focusin' on the workin' conditions aboard their ship. They be wantin' fair compensation for their efforts, fair share of loot, and a healthier work-life balance. Aye, no more workin' like a scallywag from dawn till dusk!
Picture this: a team of doctors, armed with their stethoscopes and swords, marchin' into the captain's quarters, demandin' their voices be heard. They be raisin' their glasses, filled with grog, and proclaimin', "We be doctors, and we deserve respect and fair treatment!" They be fightin' for their right to practice medicine without feelin' like they be walkin' the plank!
Ah, me hearties, it be a sight to behold. The Doctors Council, sailin' the high seas of healthcare, seekin' to improve the lives of all ye doctors out there. So, let's raise a toast to these brave souls, for they be fightin' for a better future in a language that even Blackbeard himself would understand!