November 20, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, matey! For scallywags with a-fib needing a stout shield from strokes and such after the ol' ablation, the closure o' the left atrial appendage be matchin' the power o' the oral anticoagulation, as shown in a jolly good randomized trial! Savvy?
November 20, 2024, 2:16 pm
Arrr, matey! Two scallywag panels o' the FDA be nearly singin' in harmony: "Unlock the treasure chest! Let not the landlubbers stop the brave souls 'n their clozapine!” Aye, 'tis a jolly good notion fer the mad doctors 'n their patients, says Medscape Medical News!
November 20, 2024, 12:18 pm
Arrr, matey! Scientists be battin’ down the hatches, craftin’ clever gadgets to foresee the dark seas o’ despair and keep our shipmates from sinkin’. With treasure maps of data and a crew o’ wise folk, they be settin’ sail fer brighter horizons! Aye, that’s the way!
November 20, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here potion be sailin' into uncharted waters, claimin' its fifth treasure since the dawn of October, 2023! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape be takin' note! Avast, what a fine brew it be!
November 20, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! That magical PET contraption, armed with an antibody like a treasure map, be spyin' on the sneaky clear cell renal cancer! 'Tis a fine trick to avoid cuttin' and pokin' when we don’t need to! Avast, let’s save our sails for better ventures!
November 20, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the medical world be settin' sail with fresh scrolls! Now they be warnin' ye about prostate, endometrial, and gastric cancers, aye! 'Tis the treasure of genetic testing ye best be seekin', lest ye be walkin' the plank of hereditary doom! <br> - Medscape Medical News
November 20, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale: the fair lasses be sharin’ the same luck in transplantin’ as the hearty lads. Yet, a few scallywag disparities still linger, like barnacles on a ship's hull! So says the wise folk o’ Medscape! Har har!
November 20, 2024, 7:21 am
Avast ye! Though the rules be writ in stone, the scallywags still be forgettin’ to check the lungs o’ those poor souls who face cannon fire and perilous shores. Aye, it be a right pickle, says Medscape Medical News! Arrr, let the screenings begin!
November 20, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be said, if ye be givin’ the scallywags with foggy brains a fine bit o' integrated care, ye may keep 'em from the dungeons o' the hospital and lessen the risks o' them potions! Aye, 'tis research from the good ship Medscape!
November 20, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! A crafty scroll from yon Korean treasure trove be sayin’ that catchin’ the dreaded COVID beastie raises yer chances o’ skin troubles. But fear not! A jolly jab could keep them scallywags at bay! Avast, 'tis a fine reason to hoist the sails for vaccination!
November 20, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, in a wee study o' 97.8% o' scallywag young'uns on them MEK potions, they be sportin' skin troubles galore! Avast, the dermatologic curses be flyin' faster than cannonballs! So says the wise scribes at Medscape! Har har har!
November 20, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr! A new scroll be sayin’ if ye be loungin’ more than 10.6 hours a day, yer ticker might be in peril, matey! So, rise up from yer treasure chest and dance a jig, lest ye join Davy Jones too soon! Avast!
November 19, 2024, 5:21 pm
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be settin' sail to name Dr. Oz as the captain o’ Medicare and Medicaid seas! Hoist yer flags high, fer this swab’s about to chart a course through the health waters! Avast, me hearties, it be a wild ride ahead!
November 19, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr matey! That scallywag of a mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist didn’t score any gold in the CLEAR SYNERGY trial. But lo and behold! It hinted at keepin’ heart failure at bay like a good parrot on yer shoulder! Aye, a merry jest indeed!
November 19, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Among the freshest tales of the sea, the scallywags be yappin' 'bout clever contraptions of the mind, whole-hearted care, fancy potions, and the fair lassies' health! Aye, 'tis a merry crew indeed! <br> <i>Medscape News UK</i>
November 19, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a right curious tale from the seas of medicine! Seems the scallywags with type 2 diabetes be shunning their urate-fighting potions, all while sailin’ on SGLT2 inhibitors! Aye, the docs be scratchin’ their heads over this jolly mischief!
November 19, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags be findin’ more young lads with a troublesome pancreas! But nay be alarmed, ‘tis likely old cases lurkin’ about, not a true plague! Experts be spoutin’ their wisdom, aye! Avast, let’s raise a mug to our health!
November 19, 2024, 7:06 am
Ahoy matey! Strollin’ after feastin’ be doin' wonders fer those plump scallywags! It cuts down the sugar rum and keeps the ol' blood pressure from risin’. Aye, who knew a wee walk could save yer booty? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be speakin' the truth!
November 19, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems that a treasure trove of plant-based grub be safe fer old sea dogs over 65! But beware, ye vegans, lest ye end up as skinny as a plank! A study be tellin’ us ye might not find yer protein booty! Har har har!
November 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, matey! Cuttin' yer grub for two days a week be like givin' the ol' liver a good swabbin'! It shrinks that pesky fat better than a standard feast, savvy? Avast, ye scallywags, let’s hoist the sails on this diet and sail to a healthier shore!
November 19, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! Neoadjuvant immunotherapy be a treasure for certain scallywags, givin' 'em a good chance to survive! But in the adjuvant seas, it be as useful as a parrot with a sore throat! Aye, that be the scoop from Medscape! Yarrr!
November 19, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, nearly half o' the landlubbers with the sugar sickness be usin' the magic of telehealth in 2022! They be sayin' it be as good as visitin' the doc in their fancy quarters. Aye, what a merry jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 18, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be havin' the eye troubles of ocular rosacea—like a dry, scratchy treasure map and a red eyelid like a sunburnt parrot! Aye, that be from the wise witch doc, Julie Harper! Keep yer eye patches handy, ye scallywag!
November 18, 2024, 12:36 pm
Arrr, matey! With the dreaded specter of death nippin' at the heels of our elder crew, we be needin' clever schemes to lighten their load! Let’s hoist the sails o’ health and chart a course to safer waters! Aye, Medscape be speakin' true!
November 18, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr matey! When the heart be a-dancin' too quick after a cannon blast, it seems a good ol' catheter whackin' be better than poppin' pills, says the VANISH2 crew. Avast, let the scalawags know – it's a jolly good choice, aye!
November 18, 2024, 7:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Three mighty potions be workin’ the same magic to lower the landlubbers' blood pressure in a bleedin’ place where high seas of hypertension run rampant! Aye, them scallywags at Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly good news! Yo ho ho!
November 18, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr, matey! As ye age, yer TSH and FT4 levels be changin’ like a ship’s sails in a squall! Ignorein’ that could lead to misdiagnoses and treatin’ ye like a scallywag when ye be just fine! Aye, that be a recipe for a right ol’ mess!
November 18, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast ye! Aye, it be said that poppin' vitamin D like treasure helped old sea dogs with a belly o' blubber lower their high sea pressure! Aye, 'tis from a fancy trial, shoutin’ from the Medscape crow's nest! Yo ho ho, let’s keep the shivers at bay!
November 18, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! Scientists be spottin' sneaky gut critters that gobble up purines and urate! With a bit o' probiotic magic, we might just tame that fiery hyperuricemia beast! Hoist the sails for gut health, me hearties!
November 18, 2024, 5:18 am
Avast, mateys! A crew of landlubber researchers be scouring the treasure trove of 1251 scallywags stricken with the dark curse of nasopharyngeal cancer. Among 'em, 202 be swabbing the decks with statins! Arrr, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this jolly tale!
November 18, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr matey, while the treasure of fluoridated waters be known to bolster the health o' the crew, a mere third o' the fine folk o' Canada be drinkin' it! A real scallywag of a situation, if ye ask me! Yarrr! 🏴☠️💧
November 17, 2024, 11:55 am
Ahoy, mateys! With the grand leap in ultrasound wizardry and its widespread use, 'tis high time to refresh our 2012 scrolls o' wisdom. So hoist the sails, for new recommendations be brewin'! Yarrr!
November 17, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr! Ye be usin' urea potions fer a wee bit o' softenin' o' yer barnacles—err, nails! Aye, 'tis a fine trick fer when ye need 'em less like ship's hulls and more like fine lady's gloves! Avast, the secrets of Medscape be revealed!
November 17, 2024, 10:15 am
Avast ye! The scrolls be shoutin' of a wondrous cure, a treasure trove for landlubbers strugglin' with that sneaky multiorgan beastie! Aye, a chance to sail the seas without them pesky steroids! Heed the news, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 17, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, matey! For them scallywags with the sugar woes, keepin' yer blood pressure at 120 be a treasure, cuttin’ down heart troubles like a cutlass! Just like the SPRINT, but without the sweet tooth! Hoist the sails of health, ye landlubbers!
November 16, 2024, 12:50 pm
Arrr matey! SUMMT be revealin’ a wonderous potion that tames the wild beast of heart failure in scallywags with plumpness and strong-heartedness! Aye, 'tis a grand day for the crew of healthy hearts! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin’ the tune of triumph!
November 16, 2024, 10:03 am
Arrr, matey! Crafting a heart of steel be helpin’ ye keep yer emotions from blowin' like a tempest! So hoist yer sails o' resilience and sail smooth over the choppy seas o' feelings! Aye, that be wisdom worth plunderin’!
November 15, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the health brigade be quakin' in their boots over Robert F. Kennedy Jr. takin' the helm o' the grand HHS ship! They be frettin' 'bout his long-held jolly roger against vaccines. Avast, what a merry mess awaits us! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 15, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' the ol' heave-ho to an herbal cure for that pesky head baldness and a mixed potion for wee ones with a wicked ailment! A fine day for the shipwrecked remedies, I say!
November 15, 2024, 10:44 am
Avast, matey! 'Tis been advised to wield the magic needle of immunosuppression, but only when the seas be stormy! Aye, heed the call of the wise Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!
November 15, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, matey! The wise landlubbers o' the European Medicines Agency be suggestin' two magical potions, known as kinase inhibitors, to battle the scallywag known as non-small cell lung cancer! Aye, it be a fine day for a swashbucklin’ health adventure! Avast ye cancer!
November 15, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! The swabs o’ the European Medicines Agency be takin’ another gander at the scallywags with naught but one or no copies of the APOE4 trinket! Seems the lot be needin’ a second look, lest they sail into troubled waters! Har har!
November 15, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be warnin’ o' nirsevimab makin’ its rounds 'mongst wee ones stricken by that pesky respiratory syncytial virus! Aye, they fear the little blighters might be craftin’ resistance mutations! Avast, what a ruckus! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
November 15, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a fleet of learned havens be poppin' up, swearin' to bestow fine treatments on those cursed with BRCA and the likes! 'Tis a merry band of healers, ready to swab the decks of cancer! Yarrr, let the scallywags rejoice!
November 15, 2024, 5:14 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis said that the more ye dose a scallywag with antibiotics, the higher those pesky eosinophils rise! Aye, they be linked to more rumbling bellies and ill-fated fates. Beware the treacherous seas of sickness, or ye might just find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
November 15, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! If a lass be breathin' in too much fine dust while carryin' a wee pirate, she be likelier to pop that scallywag out early! Blame the gold or the stormy seas, savvy? Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
November 14, 2024, 1:20 pm
Arrr, matey! The SDPA be settin' sail to make the federal treasure chest of workers' comp cover the fine care o' them Physician Assistants! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plan to keep yer crew shipshape! So, hoist the sails and let the good news be known!
November 14, 2024, 11:16 am
Avast, ye scallywags! It be the old sea dogs catchin' infections and breathin' in muck that be raisin' their chances of gettin' the cursed Alzheimer's! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale! So beware, me hearties, keep yer sails clean and yer minds sharper!
November 14, 2024, 6:23 am
Arrr, matey! After a heart fixin’ for scallywags on double pill poppin’, the ol’ gut bleedin’ be a treacherous sea of troubles! But fear not, for a magic crystal ball might just chart a safer course! Avast, Medscape be sayin' so!
November 14, 2024, 6:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh decree from the golden shores o' California be sayin' a landlubber must put their mark on AI’s reckonin’, and ye best be spillin’ the beans if ye use AI in yer doctor’s gab! Savvy?
November 14, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, matey! Novo Nordisk be tossin' the ol' insulin pens overboard, sayin' they be spendin' a treasure chest o' doubloons to churn out more of that fine fat-fighter! Aye, it be a bonny shift for the scallywags tryin' to slim down! Avast!
November 14, 2024, 5:31 am
Ahoy, mateys! A jolly band of scallywags be findin' that landlubbers and wee ones stricken with noninfectious uveitis be livin' less hearty lives than those free o' the cursed ailment, savvy? Arrr, ’tis a right pickle, sayin' so in a new treasure map o' findings! Avast!
November 14, 2024, 5:24 am
Ahoy, mateys! Them lung doc scallywags and their landlubber patients be ponderin' how to dodge the smoky wrath of wildfires, both now and in times ahead. 'Tis a right conundrum, indeed! Avast, let’s chart a course for clearer air! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! The wise sea dogs o' the ESC declare that ponderin' when to unleash the blood-thinnin' magic for heart shivers ain’t made finer by countin' the lasses! Aye, it might just be a scallywag move agin’ the fairer sex! Har har!
November 14, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! With them fancy GLP-1 potions for weighin' woes sailin' in and out o' the shortage seas, prescribin' be a right muddle! Five wise sea dogs shared their jolly tricks fer navigatin’ these treacherous waters. Aye, it be a tale worth tellin’!
November 13, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! A hefty study be sayin’ if ye be dabblin’ in the magic herbs, ye be 21 times more likely to be seein’ mermaids in the moonlight! Best steer clear o’ the hallucinogens lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ mind! Har har!
November 13, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! A tale be told of a band o' scallywags woundin' themselves with the cursed xylazine, a sneaky stowaway found in the devil's brew o' fentanyl! Aye, it be a ruckus on the high seas of medicine! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 13, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr, matey! MMWR be spillin' the beans on four scallywags sportin' a rash on their mugs, backsides, and other treasure spots! Aye, even the finest pirates ain't safe from such a jolly ol' itch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us in the know, savvy?
November 13, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the very first contraption fer fixin’ a leaky heart valve be makin’ merry at two trips ‘round the sun, afore the grand testin’ be set sail, say the scallywags in the know! Avast, that be some fine tinkerin’!
November 13, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! A mere handful o' six healers were keelhauled fer bamboozlin' the good folk in the grandest five states o' the land! Aye, the study be sayin' so! Avast, what a scallywag crew they be!
November 13, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wise scribes be sayin’ that for the scallywags strugglin’ with the dark seas of opiate use, the trusty potions of buprenorphine and methadone be yer best mates! Set sail fer recovery, ye landlubbers! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 13, 2024, 5:37 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Those scallywags with liver woes from too much rum might find salvation in shunning the bottle! Yet, ye see, the wise potions be sittin' idle, like treasure buried deep. Avast, let’s treat these landlubbers right! Arrr!
November 13, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr! At a jolly gathering in the fair land of France, them colorectal swashbucklers be weighin' the potions and remedies fer the cursed hemorrhoids! Aye, ‘tis a right pain in the backside, fer sure! Avast, mateys, let’s not make a spectacle of it!
November 12, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly study be showin’ that modularity magic bested Dartmouth’s land o’ health in catchin’ the true seas o’ emergency surgery! Aye, them regions be defined with more accuracy than a pirate’s compass! Har har, what a curious treasure o’ knowledge!
November 12, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! A "bioadaptive" contraption be lookin' to outsmart the pesky build-up o' trouble that be plaguein' lesser stents, like a scallywag dodgin' a cannonball! Avast, let the good news sail on the seas of Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!
November 12, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The matter be pressin’ as them fancy glucose gadgets be poppin’ up like sea monsters! Aye, even the landlubbers can now keep an eye on their sugar, makin’ us wonder what mischief they'll brew next! Avast!
November 12, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr matey! After many moons of spyin' through me glass, it be clear: type 2 sugar sickness and them pesky amyloid critters be hastenin' the old noggin's decline! Aye, keep yer wits about ye, or ye might end up a daft sea dog!
November 11, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, in a court o' fate, it be whispered that the fancy heart valve fixin' be savin' more landlubbers with silent aortic woes than sittin' 'round watchin' their chests! Aye, the seas be favorin' the brave, not the idle! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 11, 2024, 9:08 am
"Arrr, matey! A Scottish lass lost her battle, with tirzepatide scrawled upon her doom scroll. But fear not! The learned sea dogs say it be safe 'n sound, 'tis just a wee mishap! So hoist yer sails, 'tis nary a cause for alarm! <i>Medscape News UK</i>"
November 11, 2024, 7:37 am
Arrr, ye be wantin’ them meddlin’ procedures to be as gentle as a sea breeze, savin’ the fair lady’s treasure chest! Keep the cuttin’ to a minimum, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Avast! - so saith the wise scribes of Medscape!
November 11, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr matey! Ye be thinkin' it be cortisol causin' yer puffy visage? Aye, that scallywag might be at fault, but beware! Many a mischief lurks beneath the surface. Let me chart ye a course to diagnose the ruckus. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the horizon!
November 11, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr! A grand study be showin' that those scallywags stricken with late-onset axial spondyloarthritis after they hit the ripe age o' 45 be a different breed than their younger mates. Avast, what a twist o' fate, eh? Yarrr!
November 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! A wee dose be equal to 50 mg swallowed or 2.4 mg jabbed for shedin' yer cargo and other treasures. Aye, that’s what Medscape be spoutin’! So hoist yer sails and set course for slim waters!
November 11, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast, me hearties! A new tale be told: 'Tis not more schooling ye scallywags need on them fancy EHR contraptions, but rather less toil at home! Assemble yer mightiest crew of docs and nurses, and sail forth to smoother seas! So claims the wise folk of Medscape! Arrr!
November 11, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! A scallywag virus be raisin' the danger o' blisters on our skin, but fear not! A shot o’ vaccine be like a stout ship against the storm, keepin' us safe! So hoist the sails and jab away, ye landlubbers! Avast, science be on our side!
November 11, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand tale from afar, wee scallywags stricken with that fancy-antineutrophil malady be findin’ their fates be equal, whether they be takin’ rituximab or cyclophosphamide. Aye, in this treasure map of a study, both cures be smooth sailin’! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ the tale!
November 8, 2024, 4:43 pm
Arrr, matey! Obe-cel be crafted to keep yer T-cells hearty and prevent 'em from wearin' out like an ol' sea dog! It’s been known to boost yer chances o' survival, especially for scallywags with a light load o’ leukemia. Avast, good tidings fer the crew!
November 8, 2024, 10:19 am
Ahoy matey! Besides makin' those pesky Demodex scallywags flee from rosacea-riddled skin, topical ivermectin be workin' its magic to swab the deck of yer microbiome! Aye, 'tis a fine remedy from the Medscape treasure chest! Arrr!
November 8, 2024, 6:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! As the old sea dogs grow crusty and the plague be makin' scarce the bounty, the provinces be in a right pickle, scurrying to juggle their treasure chests o' gold! Aye, 'tis a merry mess, indeed!
November 8, 2024, 6:22 am
Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags with the celiac curse who be takin' ARBs might find their bellies a' rumblin’ worse than a tempest! Ye could be sufferin’ from iron-less treasure, the runs, and a bellyache fit for a cursed sailor! Watch yer grog, ye landlubbers!
November 8, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! The American Thyroid Association, after a long spell since 2017, be hoistin’ new guidin' sails fer expectin’ lasses! They be shoutin’ about makin' decisions together an’ some fine changes in treatment and tests. Aye, even pirates need proper care! Avast!
November 8, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr matey! It be known that even scallywags on GLP-1 potions be findin’ themselves with wee lasses and lads! Now, them fancy fertility wizards be addin’ these brews to their pre-baby schemes. Aye, the sea of life be full o’ surprises! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
November 8, 2024, 5:19 am
Avast ye! A jolly band of landlubber medics from 21 realms be tellin' tales that semaglutide don’t be causin’ no trouble for the peepers, no risk o’ nonarteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy! So raise a tankard to clear sights, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the source!
November 8, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr! 'Tis be told that nearly half o' the crew be raisin' their tankards less after settin' sail with them anti-flab potions, like the second-generation GLP-1 treasure maps! Aye, even the rum be takin' a backseat! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, me hearties!
November 7, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Lend yer ears! After a wee one’s birth, a bit o’ swabbin’ the deck with exercise be known to shoo away the dark clouds o’ despair by 45%! So hoist the sails and keep yer spirits high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
November 7, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, it be found that usin' the magical telehealth voodoo don’t be leadin’ to squandering booty on shoddy care in the primary ship’s hold. So hoist the sails and keep yer plunderin' shipshape! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
November 7, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubber researchers be scouring the seas o' science, seekin' to chart the treacherous waters o' long-term troubles fer poor souls treated fer the dreaded prostate curse. Avast! Even the finest sailors face a storm or two! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!
November 7, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! It seems the treasure map of genes be missin’ some Xs for certain folk. Fer those with inherited eye troubles, the docs might not find the booty o’ answers. Blimey, not all ships sail the same waters! Avast, Medscape says so!
November 7, 2024, 8:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Most scallywags can pop their glucagon-like peptide 1 receptor potions 'fore settin' sail for elective surgery or explorin' the belly of the beast—aka, gastrointestinal endoscopies! So hoist the sails and fear not, for the seas be safe! Aye!
November 7, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! FDA-sanctioned sorcery be fixin' the peepers of wee scallywags with lazy eyes, even those older lads who've sailed through previous treatments! Aye, 'tis like makin' treasure outta old barnacles! Shiver me timbers, what a sight to behold!
November 7, 2024, 5:40 am
Ahoy matey! The wise healers o’ the US be plunderin’ antithyroid potions instead o’ that glowing iodine for treatin’ the cursed Graves’ malady! And new magical brews be comin’ to shake up the whole ship’s crew o’ treatments! Arrr!
November 7, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Early mornin’ sugar spikes be known as the "dawn phenomenon!" If ye don’t tend to yer blood, ye might end up in a pickle! How be we findin’ and wranglin’ this scallywag? Avast, ‘tis the medical news ye seek!
November 7, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr matey! After the Tuesday squabble o’ votes, 15 healers be settin’ sail fer Congress, with three more swabbin' the decks, awaitin' their fate like scallywags in a game o’ chance! Avast, let’s see who be claim’n the booty! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said those scallywags with cancer takin' immune blockers be twice as likely to sprout psoriasis patches than those settin' sail with chemo or targeted treasure! Blimey, what a jolly pickle! So says the wise scribes at Medscape!
November 6, 2024, 6:27 am
Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o' proof be showin' that mixin' the magical potions of immunotherapy and the fiery blast o' radiation be workin' wonders fer them pesky NSCLC brain beasts. Aye, the docs be callin' it a grand alliance! Avast, ho!
November 6, 2024, 6:20 am
Arrr, matey! Germany be in a pickle, with nearly 500 potions runnin’ low! Blimey! Here be five jolly reasons why the treasure chest of medicines be emptier than a scallywag’s pocket! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 6, 2024, 6:06 am
Arrr, a scallywag survey be showin’ that not all sea dogs in the safety net hospital be savvy with the art o’ taming the bulgin’ belly! Some be feelin’ as lost as a parrot in a storm! Hoist the sails o’ knowledge, ye landlubbers!
November 6, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! In Spain’s soggy southeast, the land be drownin' and doctors be runnin’ about like scallywags! Closed hospitals and pesky infections be causin’ a ruckus as brave souls try to patch up the mess from that pesky storm, DANA. Aye, ‘tis a watery hullabaloo!
November 6, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, a band o' savvy sea dogs be callin' foul on the new maps o' Alzheimer’s bein' drawn by the Alzheimer’s Association! They reckon the diagnosis be more tangled than a ship’s anchor in a storm! Avast, let’s see who sails true on this treacherous sea o' dementia!
November 6, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, if ye be sportin' a belly as round as a cannonball, ye be at a 50% greater chance o' yer pelvic treasures takin' a dive! So, mind yer provisions, lest ye find yerself in a jolly pickle! Yarrr!
November 6, 2024, 4:47 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure o' propofol and ketamine be a fine brew, lessenin' the sleepy lung trouble and lettin' young scallywags wake faster from their slumber than with propofol alone whilst sailin' through the MRI seas! Aye, ’tis news fit for the crew!
November 5, 2024, 10:27 am
Arrr, after three trips 'round the sun on SURMOUNT-1, over 90% o' landlubbers stayed free o' the sugar curse with that fancy potion, tirzepatide! But once ye toss the bottle overboard, the plundered pounds be comin' back! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales!
November 5, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! The second phase o' the treasure map be revealin' that nilotinib, a potion fer the cursed leukemia, be makin' the mind sharper and the biomarkers dance like a merry crew in Lewy body dementia! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
November 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis said that two-thirds o’ lasses who’ve just popped a wee one be all in a tizzy 'bout their conjugal adventures! Avast, the seas o' romance be stormy indeed! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
November 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The parley revealed that two outta three landlubbers be shunnin’ their remedies, and half be claimin’ that delayin’ their mornin' gruel be a mighty heavy anchor on their bellies! Avast! <br><i>Medscape News UK</i>
November 5, 2024, 6:48 am
Arrr, matey! As the call fer healers be swellin’, hospitals be hoistin’ their sails to lure in more scallywag blokes! Avast, who knew the art of bandagin’ would be the new treasure map fer men? Savvy?
November 5, 2024, 6:31 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, the belly beasties be havin' a jolly ol' dance with them fancy chemicals, affectin’ the young scalawags’ kidney prowess! So beware o’ the treacherous waters o’ polyfluoro-whatchamacallits, lest ye be findin’ yerself in a right pickle! Yarrr!
November 5, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! Though the call for spyglassin’ the eye be risin’, them AI contraptions for spyin’ on diabetes still be walkin’ the plank in the good ol’ U.S. of A! The old ways be holdin’ fast, like a stubborn barnacle on a ship’s hull! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
November 5, 2024, 5:09 am
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer the latest tidings from the high seas of medicine, where the scallywags of Medscape be spillin' the beans on ailments and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare to be entertained while ye learn how to keep yer timbers shiverin' and yer crew hearty!
November 5, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, matey! IBS be a scallywag's diagnosis once thought to be just for tossin' aside! But lo and behold, fresh discoveries be hoistin' new sails in the way we diagnose and treat it. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
November 5, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye! A new treasure map of knowledge be revealed: shed yer pounds, whether by hearty deeds or potion, and ye shall find yer sugar levels tamed and yer lady days back in full swing! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape be spillin' the beans!
November 4, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh look from the SELECT trial o’ Novo Nordisk be showin' treasure in cost savings! Hoist the sails and let the doubloons roll in, for it seems we may save a pretty penny, aye!
November 4, 2024, 6:39 am
Arrr, matey! Europe be in a pickle, with not enough scallywags to tend to the sickly souls! If they don’t haul in more hands, the landlubbers might be gettin’ worse care than a shipwrecked sailor! Avast, the news be grim, says Medscape Medical News!
November 4, 2024, 6:34 am
Arrr, matey! A hearty diet be workin' wonders for them scallywag kidneys, both in the beasties and a wee crew of landlubber patients! Avast, the cure be in the grub, say the wise folk at Medscape Medical News! Aye, let’s feast to good health, or walk the plank!
November 4, 2024, 6:20 am
Arrr matey! A wee study be showin' that in mere weeks, T3 and T4 be settlin' down like a ship in calm waters, and them pesky thyroid eye troubles be takin' a back seat! <br> Ahoy, Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans!
November 4, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! It seems them scallywags with the dreaded cancer aboard the Medicare ship be gettin’ less of the fine potions and elixirs, or so sayeth the latest squawk from the Medscape crow’s nest! Avast, where's the justice in that? 🍻🏴☠️
November 4, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been found that scallywags sufferin' from the dreaded HS be feelin' shipshape and fancy-free after two years o' bimekizumab! The trial be as solid as a ship's hull, makin' life brighter for the crew! Aye, the good doc says so!
November 4, 2024, 5:35 am
Ahoy, matey! Tread lightly with the devil’s lettuce in yer youth, lest ye find yer noggin’ as empty as a shipwrecked hull! 'Tis said it be messin' with yer thinkin’ cap, makin’ it harder to hoist new knowledge aboard! Aye, beware, ye landlubbers!
November 4, 2024, 5:28 am
Ahoy, mateys! With a wee bit o' magic from the mechanical sea-critters, we be spyin’ adenomas better than ever! But beware, we be pluckin' more pesky non-neoplastic barnacles too! Yarrr, 'tis a wild ride in the belly of the beast!
November 1, 2024, 12:54 pm
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a yarn 'bout the scallywag thyroid cancer! We be hearin' tales of GLP-1 RA risk, the treacherous Bethesda nodules, and the cursed RET mutations. Aye, even TRK-fusion be throwin' a ruckus! A jolly good update from Medscape, I say! Arrr!
November 1, 2024, 12:02 pm
Ahoy, matey! It be lookin' like a wee poke of the finger might reveal the secrets of Alzheimer’s right from yer cabin or the doc’s quarters! Savvy? A treasure map fer yonder brain, they say! Avast, let’s hope it don’t lead us to Davy Jones! Arrr!
November 1, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! That jolly potion known as the HPV vaccine be slayin' the wicked cervical curses, oropharyngeal bewitchments, and those pesky anogenital scallywags linked to the dreaded warts! Aye, 'tis a boon to all landlubbers! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
November 1, 2024, 10:08 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers wot joined the virtual yoga crew be feelin’ spry in their backs after 12 and 24 weeks, while the scallywags in the control group still be limpin’! Aye, a fine treasure of health, says Medscape Medical News! Har har har!
November 1, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! The European Commission be layin' a hefty fine on Teva, claimin' they played the scallywag by hoardin' their treasure – the Copaxone cure for the wretched MS – lest any other swabs dare to join the fray! A true high-seas shenanigan, I tell ye!
November 1, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure o' applications be sinkin' like a leaky ship, yet landlubber students be throwin' their hats in the ring, scared they’ll be left adrift! They be shoutin' “more than the stars in the sky!” to catch a specialty, aye! <i>Medscape News from Davy Jones’ Locker!</i>
November 1, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, a smidge of wizardry in the art of eye-fixin’, cuttin’, and shiny glass conjurin’ be makin’ landlubbers' sights sharper than a cutlass! Avast, the cataract scallywags be shiverin’ in their boots! - <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 1, 2024, 5:06 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags of SARS-CoV-2 be lurkin' on the deck o' two hospitals, makin’ mischief! It seems gatherin' samples from the floor might just help spot the sneaky bugger! Arrr, let’s keep our shipshape and ready for treasure, not sickness! ⚓️
November 1, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! A wise landlubber from the University o' Calgary be sayin' that settin' our clocks to standard time all year might help us scallywags get our beauty sleep! Aye, who wouldn’t want to rise and shine like a fine treasure at dawn? Ha!
October 31, 2024, 11:21 am
Arrr, matey! While landlubbers glee in ghastly tales o' Halloween, the cursed tomes o' medicine be filled with strange ailments that'd make a ghost shiver! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape News UK be spoutin’ tales of conditions as bizarre as a three-headed sea serpent! Savvy?
October 31, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr, mateys! The Festival of Lights be a jolly time fer kin and crew to feast and frolic, but beware! Some o’ that grub might be as treacherous as a siren’s call, threatenin’ yer health! Heave ho, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be warnin’ ye!
October 31, 2024, 10:07 am
Avast ye! A savvy scroll claims hormone potions be risin' the chances of forgettin' yer own name! Yet, other tales spin a yarn 'bout a golden hour in early menopause when they might keep yer noggin sharp. Yarrr, what a merry mix-up!
October 31, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! In the realm o' one-eyed analysis, it be found that a lack o' vitamin D be linked to sprightly young scallywags, the fair maidens, and the Black buccaneers, all sufferin' from a right troublesome Apnea-Hypopnea Index! Avast, what a jolly mix-up!
October 31, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! In a span o' four long years, the sly dog Naveed Aslam, the captain o' this caper, pocketed more than $2.5 million doubloons! Aye, that be a treasure haul fit for a jolly crew, savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News*
October 31, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll from the wise folk at the National Academies be sayin’ that takin’ our sweet time with race-blind gadgets might be sinkin’ our ship of patient care! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and speed things up, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
October 31, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with erythropoietic protoporphyria be sportin’ bones as brittle as a ship’s hull in a storm! But fear not, fer a sprinkle o’ cholecalciferol be shiverin’ their timbers right back to strength! Avast, science be a fine treasure!
October 31, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, matey! Usin' a GLP-1 RA 'fore ye set sail fer bariatric surgery be as safe as a parrot on yer shoulder, but don't be expectin' it to make ye shed yer treasure any faster! That be the word from the savvy seas of Medscape!
October 30, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In the grand tale of the PROHIP trial, it be told that a total hip replacement be workin' wonders fer the ol' hip ache and movin' about better than mere resistance training! Aye, a fine treasure for the landlubbers sufferin’ from joint woes! Harr!
October 30, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ the scallywags to roll up their sleeves for the jab, ye best be earnin’ their trust and makin’ it easier, savvy? Aye, that be the secret to fillin’ the ship with healthy crew! Avast, says Medscape Medical News!
October 30, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr matey! It be found that a wee bit o' bowel cleanin’ be just as good as a grand ol' flush fer them landlubbers settin' sail fer the colonoscopy seas. No need fer the mighty volumes when a modest measure does the trick! Yo ho ho, the treasure be in the tummy!
October 30, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! If ye be usin' donanemab proper-like, ye'll be settin' sail from trial waters to the high seas of practice! Let not the treasure of knowledge be buried, but chart a course for smoother sailin'! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 30, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Turns out that fish skin be better than a patch from Davy Jones' locker for mendin' them nasty diabetic foot wounds! A trial showed it works like a charm, savvy? Time to set sail for the fishmonger's!
October 30, 2024, 10:19 am
Arrr, matey! A new tale be spun, sayin’ that restless nights in yer early middle years be makin’ yer noggin age like a fine rum! So, keep yer eye on the horizon and catch some Z’s, lest ye be a landlubber with a creaky brain! ⚓️🧠
October 30, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! While the land lubbers be strugglin' with their healers, the fine scribes at the CDC be handin' us treasure maps to find those in need! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and sail to better health, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be a fine compass!
October 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye! A band o' scallywags from across the seven seas hath crafted a clever contraption to sniff out and sort those pesky pancreatic scallywags! Aye, twas a fine day for medical mischief, says the good folk at Medscape! Arrr, let the treasure hunt for health begin!
October 30, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, matey! Though our cunning cures raised them scallywags with low salty blood from the depths, alas, no treasure of longer life or fewer voyages back to the ship's sickbay be found! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good jest, that Medscape be spouting!
October 30, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Beware the scallywags of sham peer reviews! They be tryin’ to shiver yer timbers and silence yer sea shanties, all for a bit o' mischief! Yarrr, it’s a right ruckus in the medical seas, as reported by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!
October 29, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! As grand fleets o' health be changin' their sails on breast checkin', some scallywags be squabblin' whether the earlier spyglass on the treasure will truly plunder better outcomes for the crew! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin'!
October 29, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that them doctorin' lasses be feelin' the blues ‘bout twice as much as landlubbers when their wee ones be on the way! Might be the cursed culture of medicine be to blame, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 29, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr, savvy mateys! Fresh spoils o' data be showin' that both young scallywags and old sea dogs be conquerin' the dreaded FIT test at the same rate! Aye, it be a fine treasure, supportin' poop-based screening fer the wee lads and lasses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
October 29, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubbers stricken by type 2 diabetes 'fore they hit the ripe age of 40 be walkin' the plank to perilous outcomes! Beware the sugar-laden treasure, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape News UK</i> says so!
October 29, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be spillin' the beans on how to use them fancy glucose watchin' gizmos in the lairs of healing! Aye, 'tis filled with wise words and jolly tips for keepin' yer sugar levels shipshape whilst ye be landlubberin' in the hospital!
October 29, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the scallywags o' the sea see lasses in white coats earnin' less doubloons than their mateys! Aye, 'tis a tale as old as the ocean, growin' murkier with each tide, says the scribes of Medscape! Avast, fair pay for all!
October 29, 2024, 5:23 am
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale from the scallywags of science be sayin’ that magical maps can get landlubbers to swab the deck with their HIV meds! Soon, a grand plan be settin’ sail to help those at risk. Yarrr, let’s pillage ignorance away!
October 29, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr, matey! With the magic of that COVID sorcery, them clever scientists be concoctin' an mRNA elixir to tackle the C. difficile scourge! The beastie be runnin' scared in beastly trials! Avast, good news sails in from the Medscape ship! Aye, a fine treasure for our immune crew!
October 29, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr! Though ye think the distant doctorin' be a treasure, a jolly study be showin' no grand difference between the magic of telemedicine and the good ol' landlubber care for those in the sick bay! Aye, even the scallywags in the ICU be unimpressed!
October 28, 2024, 12:16 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! A grander version o' the digital visage trickery, dubbed avatar therapy, be both safe and mighty fine fer sendin' them pesky voices to Davey Jones' locker in scallywags sufferin' from psychosis! Arrr! Watch yer noggin, matey!
October 28, 2024, 10:20 am
Arrr, in a jolly missive, the FDA be callin' out a few pesky blunders in the treasure map for the ketamine brew! They be nitpickin’ over the potion, shipbuilding, and them tiny critters. Aye, ‘tis a fine mess, but we’ll sail on! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 28, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, matey! A grand recall be afoot! Over 7,000 bottles o' that duloxetine treasure be hoardin' a nasty carcinogen! Aye, best be checkin' yer booty, lest ye find yerself dancin' with Davy Jones! Avast, ye scallywags, keep yer health in shipshape!
October 28, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, it be found that when the lass with a full belly be starvin’ ‘er own wee ones, they be tossin’ and turnin’ in their slumber, havin’ a rough time makin’ mates, and talkin’ like squawkin’ parrots! Blimey, the scallywags may end up simpler than a barnacle!
October 28, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Women, whether they be swabbin' the decks with GLP-1 potions or not, be pullin' up the same haul of oocytes when they be fishin' for eggs in the stormy seas of ovarian hyperstimulation! Aye, the news from Medscape be soundin’ like a jolly good tale!
October 28, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of potions for the bulge 'n' the sugar woes be catchin' the eye o' the scholars! They be ponderin' if these brews can tackle the scurvy MASLD and MASH too. The first glimpses be lookin’ bright! Avast! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! Two jolly studies be shoutin’ for better learnin’ fer landlubber patients and swabbin’ up them clinical rules. Aye, it be a fine time to hoist the sails of knowledge and steer clear o’ confusion! Avast, Medscape Medical News be spreadin’ the word!
October 28, 2024, 5:46 am
Ahoy, matey! Them GLP-1 potions be wondrous, givin' many a boon! But the scallywags of science be still searchin' for more treasures they might uncover from these fine elixirs and their upstart kin! Arrr!
October 28, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fresh tidings spill forth that we be wired to lust after them carbs, makin’ us gobble 'em up like treasure! Now we be feastin’ more than a ship’s crew on a bountiful haul! Beware the scallywag who says, “One more biscuit!”
October 27, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' study o' the grand US death logs reveals that the scallywags aged 20 to 44 be most likely to meet Davy Jones 'cause o' that pesky early-onset colorectal cancer! Aye, ye best be wary! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 27, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly first of its kind, that SGLT2 treasure be showin' bonny results for the most scallywag stages o' CKD! Aye, even the salty sea dogs be raisin’ a tankard fer such a find! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales of this bounty!
October 26, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr, matey! A grand plan to tame the wild beast o' kidney troubles in landlubber patients went asunder! The trusty kidney crew's advice fell flat, like a ship with no sails! Avast, Medscape be tellin' tales!
October 26, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! The FINEARTS-HF trial be tellin’ tales of finerenone givin' heart failure a good kickin’, yet when it comes to eGFR, it be as useful as a wooden leg in a shark-infested sea! Aye, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the news!
October 25, 2024, 11:36 am
Ahoy, mateys! The healers be ordered to spill the beans on those misusing the fat-fighting potion, while the lords up high be shoutin' for a ban on them cursed junk food banners! Arrr, a right kerfuffle in the realm of grub 'n' health, I tell ye!
October 25, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty rise of 247% in leg-bustin’ tumbles while ridin’ those cursed mountain contraptions be reported 'twixt 2019 and 2020! ’Twas the galleon arms that took the brunt, and lo, it be the swashbucklin’ men who be riskin’ it most! Avast, watch yer limbs!
October 25, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr! A jolly mix o’ learnin’ from the digital seas and hearty support from the flesh-and-blood crew be the best course for mateys seekin’ the treasure o’ new life! Aye, that be what the wise Medscape be sayin’, savvy?
October 25, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, matey! Europe be still sailin' the seas free of polio, but beware! The winds of mischief blow with low immunization rates and troublesome vaccine factories. Keep yer eye on the horizon, lest we find ourselves in a ruckus! Aye, that be the tale from Medscape!
October 25, 2024, 5:31 am
Ahoy, matey! If we spread the good word o' vaccines across the seven seas, we might be savin' 2.5 billion doses o' those pesky antimicrobials each year! Avast, say the wise folk at WHO! Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails of health!
October 25, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, matey! This here be the fourth seal o' approval fer this fine treasure! Aye, Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! What more can a savvy sailor ask fer? Raise a tankard to more loot and fewer scallywags!
October 25, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, matey! A fancy potion o’ antibodies be found to keep the peepers sharp for those landlubbers stricken by the dry seas o’ age-related macular degeneration! Aye, the ol' sight be saved, or so says the wise scribes at Medscape! Avast, what a treasure for the eyes!
October 24, 2024, 2:17 pm
“Arrr, mateys! Trichophyton indotineae be makin’ a ruckus in how we jabber ‘bout them pesky skin scallywags, says the landlubber doc Avrom S. Caplan from NYU. Aye, the seas of dermatophyte talk be shiftin’! Avast, ye itchy buccaneers!”
October 24, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wise landlubber from the American Cancer Society be callin' on our swashbucklin' doc mates to rally the crew against that pesky climate change beast! It be causin’ lung cancer to rise like a ghost ship! Let’s hoist the sails of action, savvy?
October 24, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the magic potion known as semaglutide be cuttin’ the chance of catchin’ the dreaded AD by a jolly 40% to 70% for those with the sweet tooth disease! Aye, real-world tales be tellin’ us so! Har har!
October 24, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr! The wise sea dogs of medicine be squabblin’ like landlubbers over the finest ways to tackle that wicked lymphoma beast! Yet, despite their hearty bickerin’, they be as lost as a ship without a compass! Ahoy, Medscape be reportin’ on this merry fracas!
October 24, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, a clever sea dog be usin' a fancy new trick fer dealin' with that scallywag Waldenström macroglobulinemia, all based on its mutatin’ mischief! Aye, ‘tis the talk o’ the high seas, as whispered by the Medscape Medical News! Avast, let the doctorin’ begin!
October 24, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr, matey! With the fair hands of general surgeons lendin' aid, them FM providers be servin' up a fine feast of obstetric care! This merry band could chart a course through them barren maternity seas! Aye, let the good ship Medscape spread the word!
October 24, 2024, 4:34 am
Avast ye! Danish buccaneers o’ science be sayin' that them Levonorgestrel contraptions, just like other pesky potions, might be stirrin' up trouble for yer bosoms and makin' 'em more prone to cancer. So beware, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News
October 24, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr, matey! A bleedin' study be showin' that when the heart gives up the ghost, the scallywags' fates be changin' based on their age, color, and coin purse! From 2016 to 2020 in the land of emergency doin's, it be a right curious tale! Avast, Medscape be tellin' it!
October 24, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr matey! A fresh trial be tellin’ us that fancy video laryngoscopy be makin’ it easier to shove a tube down the gullet of sickly sea dogs than the ol’ direct way. So, hoist the sails for better intubation, says Medscape! Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ success!
October 23, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags at the MHRA be givin' a thumbs up to a potion for the forgettin' disease, but the blaggards at NICE be sayin' it be more trinket than treasure! Aye, not worth a single doubloon, savvy?
October 23, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh crew of learnin’ be settin’ sail to teach Europe’s healers ’bout how the fickle seas o’ climate be affectin’ the landlubbers' health. Time to practice medicine with a dash o’ sustainability, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 23, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr matey! What be ye doin’ with a scallywag whose Apple timepiece sang a shanty of heart trouble for two hours yestereve, yet today be dancin’ in normal rhythm? Avast! Keep a weather eye, but let the sea breeze calm ye, for this ship be sailin’ smooth fer now!
October 23, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! A crew o' landlubber researchers be plundering the treasure trove o' cancer trials from yonder ClinicalTrials.gov, chartin' the seas from 2017 to 2022! Avast, a jolly read from Medscape Medical News, fer all ye scallywags keen on the art o' cure and chaos! Savvy?
October 23, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr! Aye, matey! Dinin' on less grub o' the starchy kind made them C-peptide levels rise like a ship in a storm, especially fer our fine African American crew! Aye, 'tis no tall tale, just a jolly jest from the Medscape sea!
October 23, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, when a wee lad umpirin' gets a wild cannonball to the neck and keels over without a heartbeat, a crafty sawbones with the skill of a sea captain jumps in to save the day! Avast, it be a real treasure of a rescue!
October 23, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, the FDA be hoistin' the sails on the PRESERVE-003 trial, claimin' the results be as varied as a treasure map! Aye, that SEC notice be spillin' the beans! Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
October 23, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be randomly plundered into takin’ three or six rounds o' CEV chemo after losin’ an eye! Avast, the seas of medicine be wild, but we’ll sail through it with a hearty laugh! Yarr, ‘tis from the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!
October 23, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr matey! Aye, the fresh codes be L66.81 fer CCCA and L66.12 fer FFA, settin sail on the first day of October, 2024! So batten down the hatches and prepare yer charts, for the seas of medical jargon be changin! Arrr!
October 22, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, mateys! A scallywag report from the NHS shows that treatin' lasses with belly woes be costin' us a mighty £11 billion doubloons! Aye, we best be mindin' our shipshape or we’ll be sailin' straight into the stormy seas of bankruptcy! Har har!
October 22, 2024, 9:20 am
Avast, mateys! Many a landlubber stricken by the cruel sea of cancer be seekin' the green herb for their woes, yet few dare parley with the ship's doc. The ASCO crew be sayin’, 'Make it a jolly chat!' Yarrr!
October 22, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr! In the grand tale of stroke remedies, tenecteplase be the true treasure, outshinin’ alteplase like a gold doubloon! With a mightier chance for fine recovery and less limp’n about, it be the pick o’ the sea! So hoist the sails for better health, mateys!
October 22, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr matey! Aye, it be said that one in fourteen landlubbers be sufferin' from misread maps in the hospital brig! Most of these blunders could be avoided, they say. So keep yer eye on the treasure map, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
October 22, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be poppin' metformin within a week of catchin' the cursed SARS CoV-2, it be slashin' yer chances of long COVID or a watery grave by 53%! Avast, good news from the landlubbers at Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!
October 22, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! All lasses who’ve faced the stormy seas of high blood pressure whilst carryin’ their young’uns be needin’ a check for the sugar troubles! Aye, it be wise to hoist the sails and set course fer a diabetes screen! Keep yer riches of health intact!
October 22, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, a French contraption o’ high-dose flu potions be savin' 23% o' the old sea dogs from Davy Jones’ locker! Them aged scallywags, 65 and up, be stayin' aboard instead o' settin' sail for the hospital! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
October 22, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly tale of ritlecitinib, 100% o’ the scallywags found their crow’s nests full o’ hair again! Even 30% o’ those who be stubborn saw fine growth by the 48th week! Avast, ‘tis a right hair-raising adventure!
October 22, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, as these grand word-machines be growin’, can they truly help the healers spin the yarns of truth and trust? Aye, ‘tis a fine question fit for a parley over rum! Avast, let’s see if they can outsmart a scallywag with a stethoscope!
October 21, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Aye, it be reported that over half o’ the landlubbers usin’ contraptions preferin’ the secretive ways o’ the sea, rather than sittin’ face-to-face with the land docs. Ho ho! Even pirates be seekin' their treasures elsewhere! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 21, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubber physicians be ponderin' the state of yer health, how many pounds ye be needin' to shed, and the pesky side effects that may be lurkin’! Aye, it be a fine mess of choices, indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' us so!
October 21, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr, matey! With fancy pants noninvasive snoopin’ like stool DNA tests or fecal hocus pocus, ye might just outsmart the ol' colonoscopy in keepin’ the scourge of the bum cancer at bay! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape be sayin’ so!
October 21, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr, matey! Just half an hour of bustin' yer gut with a jiggle ‘n shake made them sprightly landlubbers’ blood sugar dance like a sailor on shore leave! Aye, ‘twas a fine treasure for their bodies, ye see! – Medscape Medical News, or so the parrot says!
October 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, a grand ol' tale from the seas of science be tellin' of a mighty survey! It be revealin' the strange dance 'twixt the treasure of PrEP access and the hunger fer it. Yarrr, Medscape be spillin' the beans! Avast, me hearties!
October 21, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! A peek at the ol' treasure map o' nemolizumab shows it be workin' wonders for landlubbers strugglin' with the itchy scurvy known as AD! Safe as a ship in calm waters, it be! Aye, that be the news from the fine folks at Medscape!
October 21, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr! The ASA be droppin’ their first fresh scroll for preventin’ strokes in a decade! Aye, their wise words be jivin’ with the AHA’s Life’s Essential 8. Avast, me hearties, keep yer noggins intact and sail smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 21, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr matey! A grand treasure map o’ findings shows that the ol’ eye affliction, glaucoma, be hittin’ some scallywags harder ‘n others across the seven seas of America! Aye, the rich and poor be seein' ‘t differently! Avast, the eye patch business be booming!
October 18, 2024, 2:41 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Behold, the FDA's given a hearty thumbs up to a new treasure huntin' agent fer claudin 18.2 in the grand ol' U.S. of A! Aye, the seas of medicine be churning with excitement, savvy? Arrr, let's toast to this swashbucklin' advancement, ye scallywags!
October 18, 2024, 1:32 pm
Avast, mateys! Vyalev be the first and only treasure to deliver a constant flow of levodopa straight under the skin, settin' those pesky motor misadventures in advanced Parkinson's disease to rest! A fine remedy for scallywags in need, say I! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Europe’s potion masters be suggestin' two fine elixirs fer the sniffles, and givin' a sprucin' up to two COVID brews already blessed by the crown. So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jab or two—'tis the pirate’s way to stay hearty!
October 18, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be sayin’ to down the elixir called eltrombopag to battle them pesky blood woes like thrombocytopenia and aplastic anemia! Aye, even pirates need a good potion now and then! Savvy?
October 18, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, the EMA scoured the treasure map of Masitinib for the ALS scourge and Translarna for the Duchenne mischief, only to hoist the Jolly Roger on their first refusals! Aye, Medscape be spoutin' the news!
October 18, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, matey! The fancy new brew called buprenorphine be castin’ a lifeline fer landlubbers aged 15 and up who be willin’ to fight the devil of addiction! Avast, Medscape be shoutin’ the news! Yo ho, let’s sail to sobriety!
October 18, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, matey! The fine folk at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to Korjuny fer helpin' those poor souls with the pesky belly swellin’ caused by evil humors! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to health! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, savvy?
October 18, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! No grand list be made o' all the sneaky substances slippin' into our grub, nor any scholarly tales o' their villainous toxicity on our human hulls! Seems the sea o' knowledge be as murky as a stormy night, savvy? - Medscape Medical News!
October 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! The interim spoils of Phase 3 be revealin' that the IL-13 magic potion be mendin' the gut and easein' the woes of those poor scallywags sufferin' from EoE, even if they can't stomach the ol' steroid grog! Aye, 'tis good news indeed!
October 18, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! A recent scroll be sayin’ that scallywag mothers with HS and their wee ones be sailin’ into stormy seas, facin’ greater odds for rough births and long-term troubles! Aye, keep yer eye on the horizon! - Medscape Medical News, or so they claim!
October 18, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ primary care and the wee ones’ healers be in a pickle over lipid screening! Confusin’ charts and jumbled orders be tossin’ ‘em about like a ship in a storm! Aye, it be a right ruckus, I tell ye!
October 17, 2024, 2:46 pm
Ahoy, mateys! In a second missive to ye MiniMed 600 and 700 scallywags, the company be warnin’ ye to stash spare batteries and swap 'em quick when the cursed "low battery pump" flag be flyin’. Keep yer ship sailin’ smooth, lest ye be stranded in insulin seas! Arrr!
October 17, 2024, 1:15 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Lumryz be the sole potion blessed by the FDA for knockin’ out cataplexy or them pesky daytime snoozes in young scallywags aged seven and up with narcolepsy. A fine treasure for weary little buccaneers! Arrr! 🏴☠️✨
October 17, 2024, 9:51 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be subjected to them scallywag conversion shenanigans ‘bout yer gender or love fer the same, ye end up feelin’ more wretched than a landlubber in a storm! Aye, the hearties of Medscape be spillin’ the beans on that!
October 17, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr matey! It be said that the fancy beam o' stereotactic radiotherapy be keepin’ yer waters in check and yer sails unfurled, far better than that scallywag surgery! Aye, two years hence, ye’ll be makin’ merry without those pesky troubles! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
October 17, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the FDA be turnin' down MDMA for the troubled minds of landlubbers! Fear not, fer there be a treasure trove of other cures on the horizon, ready to set sail! Aye, the seas be full of hope!
October 17, 2024, 9:03 am
Arrr, matey! Romania be joinin’ a jolly crew of ten landlubbers from the East, all hopin’ to bolster their cancer-fightin’ skills! A grand initiative, ye see, to help them face the scallywag called cancer! Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
October 17, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, matey! Cuttin' off the feelin’ wires o' the belly beast made the pain and woes after that belly shrinkin’ operation much better, say the scallywags of science! Aye, it's a jolly good find, says the scribes o' Medscape! Avast, let’s celebrate with a pint!
October 17, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! Scientists be wonderin’ if a wee bit o' induction chemo be makin' the sails of survival blow stronger fer lasses with pesky cervical cancer! Avast, the seas of medicine be full of curious quests! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the grog on this tale!
October 17, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! This here PMMD be like a hidden treasure—rarely spotted and oft ignored! It be plunderin’ yer gold and sanity, leavin’ ye with naught but a sore head and empty pockets. Best be heed’n Medscape’s call, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of misfortune!
October 17, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr matey! The crafty alchemists be readyin' to set sail from the seas of testin’ into the wide waters of gene fixin'! Avast, these wild experiments be inchin’ closer to makin’ landfall! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, 'tis sure to be a jolly adventure!
October 16, 2024, 2:07 pm
Arrr matey! The wondrous elixir known as nipocalimab be makin’ scallywags with generalized myasthenia gravis feelin’ sprightly again, or so say the wise folk from phase 3 trials! Avast, a new treasure in the seas of medicine be found! Aye, it be grand news indeed!
October 16, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubber oncologists be scratchin’ their noggins, never knowin’ which scallywags with doomish fates be risin’ from the briny deep! Aye, the few who hoist the Jolly Roger of survival fill 'em with hope as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull!
October 16, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Even the sharpest buccaneers with the sugar curse be makin' blunders settin' their insulin contraptions when the tides of time change! 'Tis proof enough to sink the twice-a-year clock shenanigans, I say! Avast, let’s keep our ship steady!
October 16, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrr, matey! Those fancy insulin contraptions be not just keepin’ the sugar seas smooth, but also lightenin’ the load o’ disease and boostin’ the livin’ for scallywags with the sugar curse, says a treasure map o’ knowledge! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin’ the booty!
October 16, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at DIGITAL, Canada's treasure trove o' digital wizardry, be throwin' a hefty $15.3 million doubloons into a scheme to banish burnout and boost the health o' landlubbers! Aye, it be reported by the good folk of Medscape Medical News!
October 16, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the realm of scurvy systemic sclerosis, it be the gents who sail with gut troubles, oft with a heart as heavy as Davy Jones' locker! They be meeting a grim fate, yet they be sufferin’ fewer dry mouth woes. Avast, what a tale!
October 16, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the magical potion dupilumab might help wee scallywags with itchy skin and tiny frames grow tall like mighty masts! Aye, a study of 6 to 11-year-olds be suggestin’ they’ll be reachin’ for the stars in no time! Avast!
October 16, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr, matey! It be found that only in those with the fancy hormone receptors do we see the jolly differences in body fat's blame on the population. Aye, 'tis a curious treasure of knowledge! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 16, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, matey! HS be a scallywag of genes that be makin' ye more likely to dance with the devil known as CAD and diabetes! Blame it on the genes and the strange potions in yer blood, savvy? Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 15, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, matey! This potion o' healing be givin' the thumbs-up fer many a fiery ailment, and it's set to set sail in the first half o' 2025! So hoist the sails and prepare for some jolly good health, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
October 15, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr, matey! Families be dependin’ on their trusty PCPs to keep the scallywags’ allergies at bay, or better yet, to make ‘em walk the plank before they be causin’ trouble! Aye, that be the news from the high seas of Medscape!
October 15, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, matey! A ruckus brews over the rules for diagnose, like a ship caught in a squall! One clever scallywag thinks it be anchorin’ many a wretched ailment. Aye, 'tis a fine pickle, says the scallywags at Medscape! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
October 15, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr matey! Soon we be seein’ grand outcomes, mighty combos of cures, and treatments based on the very cause of our ailments! The seas of medicine be a-changin’, and it be lookin’ like fair winds ahead, or so says the scallywags at Medscape Medical News! Sail ho!
October 15, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the gents who ate less of them fats found their thyroids actin' all wonky, whilst the lasses sailed smooth seas! Aye, it’s a curious tale from a grand treasure trove of data, say the scribes of Medscape!
October 15, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr matey! Castin' off them blood pressure potions be savin' the noggins of our elder shipmates in the care havens, especially those with the forgettin' disease! Aye, less pills, more sails! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud, savvy?
October 15, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! In landlubbers with that pesky axial spondyloarthritis and a history of heart ruckus, those heart troubles be poppin’ up like a rogue wave! But fear not! A TNF inhibitor be like a trusty parrot, keepin' the bad luck at bay! Aye!
October 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, the buccaneers o' production be not bothered by safety woes when makin' their wares! They tossed caution to the wind, savvy? Aye, let the ship sink or swim, for the treasure be too temptin'! - Medscape Medical News be shoutin' it from the crow's nest!
October 14, 2024, 9:37 am
Arrr, matey! A lone scallywag’s brain dive revealed the jolly jig o' sleep, cheer, legwork, and heart thumpin' be swayin' the noggin connections weeks hence! Aye, it be a fine treasure of knowledge, ye see! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' such wisdom!
October 14, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr, matey! Gather ye crew at the Death Café, where we gab ‘bout the grim reaper o’er grog! Aye, ‘tis a jolly way to ponder our final voyage, but beware—too much talk o’ death might send ye to Davy Jones' locker early! Avast, savvy?
October 14, 2024, 7:20 am
Avast, matey! Aye, a thoracic epidural be a fine choice for them young scallywags havin' chest wall surgery! A wee study shows the stormy seas of pain be quite manageable. So hoist the sails and let the good times roll, savvy? Arrr!
October 14, 2024, 7:08 am
Avast, matey! This magical stapler be shootin' a straight gastric sleeve with one mighty blast, makin' the whole belly-banditin' venture far more swift and smooth than firein’ them staples one by one! A true treasure for them brave souls takin’ the plunge! Arrr!
October 14, 2024, 5:41 am
Ahoy, mateys! Them scallywags with a history of heart troubles be in peril of catchin' the dreaded long COVID! Best be takin' heed and swabbin' the deck to steer clear of the infection, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
October 14, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, mateys! Brazilian scallywags be sayin' that sperm be fightin' like fierce macrophages and neutrophils! Who knew the tiny swimmers had such a hearty immune brawl? Aye, they be battlin' more than just the sea! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
October 14, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr matey! This here grand treasure map of 70 scribbles be showin’ that no landlubber can agree on what be countin’ as a return o’ that sneaky thyroid cancer, no matter the treatment! Blimey, it be a right jolly confusion!
October 14, 2024, 3:40 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that plantin' more green treasures in our neighborhoods be helpin' those with the sugar sickness! A grand study from the land of China claims it can chase away nasty fumes. So hoist the sails for leafy havens, savvy? Yarrr!
October 11, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, matey! This be the first magic potion, a monoclonal antibody, that sails the seas o’ hemophilia B! Now ye can take it once a week, no need for them pesky factors! A true treasure for the bloodied! Aye, Medscape be spreadin’ the good word!
October 11, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! By mid-2023, a mere 13.4% o' our brave, immunocompromised sea dogs under 50 be takin' the zoster vaccine! It seems the new orders be lost at sea, like treasure maps in a storm! Avast, let’s get these scallywags jabbed!
October 11, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Alitretinoin be makin’ them pesky skin troubles shrink by a whole heap in just 12 weeks! But after that, it be just floatin’ on the surface, like a ship without a sail. Yarrr! – <i>Medscape News UK</i>
October 11, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr, matey! The magic be more potent fer those swabs with that cursed type 2 sugar sickness! Aye, even the sea rats be takin' notice! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
October 11, 2024, 7:35 am
Arrr matey! From the year o' 2012 to 2021, the savvy sea dogs be testin' for mismatch repair and microsatellite shenanigans among scallywags with CRC. But lo! There be still some jolly ol’ variations dependin’ on the stage o’ the cursed cancer and other pesky factors! Har har!
October 11, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! A new treasure map o' knowledge be showin' how we can spy on old sea dogs through their shiny pocket contraptions! Aye, they say it helps spot when their noggins be slippin’ faster than a scallywag at the gallows! Savvy?
October 11, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, matey! A clear sack o' liquid by the sickbed be naught but a triflin' sight, but now each pouch be worth more than a chest o' doubloons! Yarrr! Even the landlubbers be takin' notice! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be spinnin' tales of treasure in them bags!
October 11, 2024, 5:48 am
Avast, me hearties! Downin’ that dark brew o’ coffee might spare ye from the devil’s high blood pressure, but beware! It might be fillin’ yer arteries with cholesterol like a treasure chest overflowin’ with doubloons. Arrr, the price of java be a tricky trade!
October 11, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr matey! The word be out that givin’ the live rotavirus potion to wee ones of buxom lasses on them fancy biologics be a risk as low as Davy Jones’ locker! So fear not, ye scallywags, for them babes be safe as a treasure in a chest! Avast!
October 11, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly good scheme be settin' sail to boost the parenting chops o' Pakistani seafarers and banish the dark clouds o' depression after their wee ones be born. Aye, 'tis a treasure map to treatin' that postpartum gloom, says the good folks at Medscape! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, matey! The grand tomes of medicine be trustin' their scribes, who pocketed over 64 million doubloons from 2020 to 2022, all for naught but a few scribbles! Aye, even the healers be jestin’ in the treasure hunt! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ye see, be it low or high folate, both be temptin’ the fates with heart troubles for wee ones! And don’t ye forget the scurvy B12 and that pesky homocysteine, makin’ the danger grow like barnacles on a ship's hull! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be warning us!
October 10, 2024, 9:43 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! In a grand treasure hunt o' 111 potions, a merry 34% be sportin' benzene levels higher than the FDA's cap'n's decree of 2 ppm! Aye, ye best be watchin' what ye swig, lest ye turn into a ghostly specter! Arrr!
October 10, 2024, 9:24 am
Arrr, matey! Though the scallywag known as papillary thyroid cancer be a fickle foe, ye may find yerself dealin’ with its pesky ways for many a moon. But fret not, for the seas of health be mighty, and we’ll sail through! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ tales of hope!
October 10, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, me hearty! A grand phase 3 quest be revealin' the first proper tale o’ two antipsychotic potions amongst scallywags with the shakes and mad thoughts! The clever sea dogs behind the study be spillin’ the beans, or so claims the Medscape scribbles! Avast, what a wild ride!
October 10, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! In a fresh scallywag’s chartin’, 67 fine instruments be plundered from a treasure trove of 250! The wise sea dogs be favorin’ tools that be easy to wield and fit for all ye landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 10, 2024, 4:17 am
Arrr! In a scallywag French study, it be said that epidermal necrolysis be causin’ many a landlubber to meet Davy Jones in the hospital and after they be set free! Blimey! Watch yer skin, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
October 10, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! Usin' mifepristone be like findin' treasure in a stormy sea! It cuts down on the need fer more fixin' and saves doubloons in the ship's coffers. Avast, the good news be sailin' in, or so be sayin' the wise souls of Medscape!
October 9, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, matey! No doubt be the hidden maladies on yer fancy maps of the insides spell doom, say the scallywags with their newfangled spyglass! They reckon we oughta start peekin’ at the young squabs too! Avast, it be a wild voyage ahead!
October 9, 2024, 8:54 am
Arrr, matey! The scrolls be sayin' the healer's den be sinkin' like a leaky ship, and the tales be even murkier! But fear not, for every doctor, like a crew of swashbucklers, can hoist the sails and steer this ship to calmer waters! Aye, that be the truth!
October 9, 2024, 8:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! Breathin’ in too much noxious air be likin’ dance with the devil! Nitrogen and pesky particles be stirrin’ up trouble, riskin’ yer noggin for Parkinson’s and the wobbly jig. Best to hoist the sails and steer clear of them foul winds! Aye!
October 9, 2024, 7:48 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with type 2 sugar sickness takin’ metformin be havin’ a smidge less chance of kickin’ the bucket or catchin’ the long COVID curse after the nasty virus be plunderin’ their ships! Aye, ‘tis what Medscape be sayin’, savvy?
October 9, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! With a wee bit o' trainin', them scallywag teens can help sail the ship away from the treacherous waters of opioid overdoses! Aye, let’s make ‘em savvy to keep the young buccaneers alive! Published by the good folk at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
October 9, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, matey! It seems them Interleukin-17 scallywags be stirrin' up more trouble in the gut than a bad batch o’ grog! Aye, a review be shoutin' this news from the crow's nest! Beware, or ye might be swabbin' the deck in a hurry!
October 9, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand voyage towards tailor-made remedies fer that pesky skin ailment, it be said that we can spot early, late, or naught a whiff of response to dupilumab by peekin’ at the molecular treasure map! Avast, Medscape be shoutin’ this from the crow's nest!
October 9, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be swillin’ them antibiotics fer 91 days or more, ye might find yerself shiverin’ with the dread rheumatoid arthritis! Aye, 'tis a perilous trade! Keep yer cutlass sharpened and yer bones free o’ curses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be soundin' the alarm!
October 9, 2024, 3:32 am
Avast ye! The first MIDAS trial be stirrin’ the seas, revealin’ the finest treasure yet—highest response rates and MRD negativity! Aye, Medscape be sharin’ the spoils! Let’s hoist the sails and toast to this grand discovery, me hearties! Arrr! 🍻🏴☠️
October 8, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, matey! The wondrous potion, a wee bit of oral magic for them dopamine receptors, be makin' merry in two grand trials, no new dangers lurkin' about. Fair winds and fine results, say I! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it from the crow’s nest!
October 8, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Stidham, the savvy ship's doc o' AI, spun a yarn 'bout how this sorcery's grown and the course it be chartin'. He be reckonin’ that gut doc swabs best be ready to hoist their sails! Aye, a fine tale from the Medscape seas!
October 8, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr matey! The ACS be sayin’ that more lasses be gettin' the dreaded breast scallywag, especially the young wenches! And alas, some be livin' longer than others. A right pickle it be, eh? Yarrr!
October 8, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the lasses past their moon tides, feasting on them eggy treasures, be bulgin’ their bellies! Especially if they be munchin’ on that Western fare. Aye, the Medscape scrolls tell the tale!
October 8, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, matey! Spotting the scallywag of a disease early be key, fer the potions on hand can shiver its timbers or send it to Davy Jones! Keep yer spyglass handy, lest ye be swabbin’ the deck with yer woes! Har har! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
October 8, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr, matey! Hoist the sails of cholecalciferol—1,000 IU a day from 14 weeks 'til the wee ones be born! Aye, ‘tis better bones for yer wee scallywags at age four, and it sticks with 'em ‘til they be six or seven! Avast, me hearty Medscape!
October 8, 2024, 1:53 am
Arrr! ‘Tis a fine treasure, me hearties! Mixing a wee bit o’ short-term ADT with a hefty dose o’ radiotherapy be boostin’ the chances o’ livin’ free from the scurvy prostate cancer! Aye, new data be speakin’ true! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of good health!
October 8, 2024, 1:08 am
Arrr, matey! Even with smooth sailing through pregnancy, 1 in 15 lasses find their blood pressure risin' like a ghost ship after birth! Beware the treacherous tides of hypertension, or ye be walkin’ the plank to Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 3:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It appears them black box warnings be sinkin' the ship of mental care, causin' a tempest of despair among the young scallywags! Instead o' savin' 'em, they be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones! Blimey, what a jolly mess!
October 7, 2024, 10:25 am
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags shed their blubber yet still spy a whale in the looking glass! What cursed magic be at play, and how can we swab the deck of their discontent? Aye, let’s hoist the sails of understanding! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 7, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand trial of the third phase, SBRT be comparin' favorably to that ol' hypofractionated radiotherapy for stage I lung scallywags! Tumors be shiverin' in fear, and survival be lookin' fine! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans! Yarrr!
October 7, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Young doc swabs 'cross the seven seas be bandin' together, demandin' gold and fair treatment from the ship's captain! They be wieldin' their bargaining swords like true buccaneers! Aye, even the scallywags o' Medscape be tellin' tales o' this ruckus!
October 7, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! The spot where ye lung blockage lays be a right key to how much trouble it stirs! Aye, even the scallywags at Medscape say so! So keep yer eye on the treasure map of yer chest, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!
October 7, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of research be demandin’ that the Canadian crown and landlubber bosses join forces to shoo away those pesky private nursing crews! Aye, let’s sail towards smoother seas in healthcare, savvy?
October 7, 2024, 4:49 am
Avast ye! Two long years since the first potion for that pesky prurigo nodularis set sail, and now, a new oral elixir be in the trials, bringin’ a third way to tackle this scurvy affliction. Shiver me timbers, the seas of medicine be excitin’! Arrr!
October 7, 2024, 4:29 am
Avast, me hearties! Shedin’ them pounds with orlistat in a year can keep the gouty fiends at bay for those with a belly as big as a ship’s hull! So hoist the sails and lose that ballast, lest ye be cursed with the dreaded gouty grumbles! Arrr!
October 7, 2024, 3:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be true, frailty be a scallywag that brings forth the dread of dire infections and the grim reaper's visit, no matter the age, in old salts with ANCA-associated vasculitis! Aye, the Medscape crew be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale!
October 4, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! In the fine crew of average scallywags, Cologuard Plus be spottin' 95% of those dastardly CRC beasts and 43% of the sneaky precancerous critters, all while keepin' 94% true to the cause! Aye, that BLUE-C trial be a treasure map for health!
October 4, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly good study be showin’ that young scallywags be seein’ clearer through an FDA-approved magic potion for their peepers! Adults be not left in the dark, though; they too can join the eye-boostin' crew! Avast, a sight to behold!
October 4, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! Not only can them wee doc’s fight for laws to battle the stormy seas of climate woes, but they can also help families hoist their sails fer the rough waters ahead! Aye, 'tis a jolly good plan, savvy?
October 4, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! By chartin' the treacherous waters of risk, jabbin' our sails with shots, and keepin' a weather eye on maladies, we be sailin' smoother seas! Aye, the scallywags at Medscape News UK be spillin' the beans on our fine fortune!
October 4, 2024, 8:53 am
Arrr matey! Psilocybin and MDMA be like a treasure map fer scallywags with terminal woes, guidin’ 'em through the stormy seas of pain to find calm waters and fresh horizons. Aye, even the grim reaper be smilin’ at this fine booty!
October 4, 2024, 8:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be findin' that healers be needin’ heart, tales, and a touch o’ kindness, not just dry facts, to calm the scallywags wary o’ the needle. Aye, trust be the treasure we seek! Har har!
October 4, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, savvy landlubbers! The wise wizards of baby-making be suggestin’ ye only launch one wee embryo at a time! Aye, it be safer than settin' sail with a whole ship o’ 'em, lest ye find yerself in a perilous sea of multiple pregnancies! Yo ho ho!
October 4, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! When the scallywags be coughin' and sneezin', both doc and patient must hoist the sails fer SARS-CoV-2 testin’! With so many blaggards ill, ‘tis wise to chart a course through the tempest of sniffles and wheezes! Avast, keep yer spyglasses ready!
October 4, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! After a tumble on the high seas of life, a wee brain check fer the old sea dogs might just be the key to spottin' that pesky dementia! Aye, savvy? Watch yer noggin, lest ye be forgettin' yer treasure maps!
October 4, 2024, 1:47 am
Ahoy, matey! We be settin’ sail on a grand study, comparin’ the fancy de-escalation tactics to the ol’ standard chemoradiation for scallywags stricken with HPV oropharyngeal cancer. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of knowledge! Arrr!
October 3, 2024, 2:18 pm
Arrr matey! The mighty checkpoint inhibitor be granted the thumbs up, thanks to the wise folk of CheckMate 77T, fer usin’ it before and after the cutlass in scallywags with resectable NSCLC. Avast, 'tis a right jolly news from the Medscape sea!
October 3, 2024, 10:56 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Newfangled tricks fer deliverin' them pain-killin’ potions be makin’ cancer woes ease like a sailor on shore leave! Aye, 'tis true! Satisfyin’ as a treasure chest o’ gold! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin’ the good word!
October 3, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the tongue and the scallywags' sneers that keep the brave Chinese sea dogs from gettin' their fair share of the doctorin'. Aye, they be in need of a good ship’s surgeon, not the jests of landlubbers! Avast, let ‘em sail to health!
October 3, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh test be showin’ that the clock be tickin’ for chemoradiation and immunotherapy when battlin’ that scurvy small cell lung cancer! Time 'tis the secret weapon in this treacherous fight, aye! So hoist yer sails and set yer course wisely, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr, matey! Most caretakers with cannons reckon it wise to stash 'em away, yet they scoff at the notion of preventin’ a scallywag’s plunge into Davy Jones' locker! And the landlubber doctors ain't even checkin’ fer gun-totin’! Blimey! What a rum tale, eh?
October 3, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags conducted a grand study, and lo and behold! Ye can treat yer pesky psoriasis at home just as well as in the doc's lair! Aye, the light be just as bright, whether ye be in yer cabin or on the high seas! Avast!
October 3, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young sawbones be grumblin' 'bout the treasure they be plunderin'! Aye, the gold they be fetchin' ain't enough to fill their rum barrels, says the latest word from the Medscape sea of news! Avast, fix the booty, I say!
October 3, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, matey! Cilta-cel be the first magic potion fer T-cells that be givin’ a hearty boost to them poor souls strugglin’ with multiple myeloma! Aye, it be a treasure of a discovery, or so says the wise scribes of Medscape! Avast, celebrate this fine bounty!
October 3, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the lassies of the menopause seas, givin' levothyroxine to those with a sluggish thyroid be not sinkin' their noggins! Aye, it be time to chart a course for other mysteries! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so, savvy?
October 2, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr, savvy matey! Can ye reckon if a scallywag with a muddled noggin can chart their own fate in the treacherous seas of health? Let’s keep ‘em from walkin’ the plank of harm, eh? Avast, ye Medscape news, ye be full o’ wisdom!
October 2, 2024, 2:06 pm
Avast, mateys! Tossin’ in them fancy rays didn’t do a lick o’ good fer those high-risk prostate scallywags. No better odds for keepin' their sea legs or dodgin’ the grim reaper! Raise a mug to science, but it be no treasure!
October 2, 2024, 1:28 pm
Arrr matey! It be found that scallywags treated with aflibercept be sportin’ less squinty eyes than those who faced the fiery laser of photocoagulation. Aye, the study be showin’ clearer visions for the savvy sailors! Har har!
October 2, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, matey! A third grand adventure be revealing that a swift ‘n clever zap o' the whole breast be both mighty fine and safe for them fair lasses after savin' their treasures! Aye, it’s a jolly good tale from the Medscape seas! Yarrr!
October 2, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags found that a wee bit o’ extra potion helped young buccaneers with one eye gone, fightin' off the beasties in their peepers! Aye, 'twas a fine plan for those with perilous signs! Avast, says the Medscape crew!
October 2, 2024, 10:08 am
Avast ye! The findings be bolsterin’ the notion that sneaky autoimmune scallywags be plunderin’ the ovaries’ treasure, causin’ premature failin’ of the ship’s crew! Yarrr! – <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 2, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags sportin' semaglutide be seein' their skin troubles and flare-ups of hidradenitis turn tail and run! Aye, their Dermatology Life Quality Index be sailin' smooth, thanks to some fine weight loss. Avast, 'tis a jolly good news from Medscape!
October 2, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly study be tellin' that landlubbers in the public care be expectin' those magic potions—antibiotics, they be callin' 'em—for all manner of ailments, blind to the dangers they carry! Aye, ignorance be as thick as a fog on the high seas!
October 2, 2024, 5:27 am
Avast, me hearties! The healers be spoutin' their forecasts fer the plague o’ COVID-19 and the flu, suggestin' ways to keep yer wits about ye! They be recommendin' a dose o' the jab to fend off the scurvy sickness! Arrr!
October 2, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, matey! A hearty crew of scallywags with brain barnacles might dodge the dreaded rays, but ye best choose 'em wisely, lest ye end up with a right mess! So says the wise scribes at Medscape, savvy?
October 2, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty big trial o' swabs showed naught but a fishy tale—no change in the fate of the cancered souls nor the patchin' up o’ their chests with speedy cannon blasts o’ light after the ol' breast hackin’. Aye, 'tis just another sea of nonsense!
October 1, 2024, 1:48 pm
Arrr, matey! Behold, the fourth matey of the ustekinumab crew be givin' the thumbs-up in the grand ol' US of A! Set sail for 2025, when this swashbucklin' potion be hittin' the shores! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
October 1, 2024, 11:44 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly band of scallywags be studyin’ the perilous seas of surgery in the land of thyroid cancer! They be reckonin’ how many lymph nodes ye can haul aboard before the ship capsizes! Aye, it’s a right frolicsome venture, says the Medscape corsair!
October 1, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, matey! Among the scallywags with Crohn's curse, the anti-TNF potion be as useful as a leaky ship, failing to bring calm seas after three long years. But lo! High doses at the start might just keep 'em sailing smooth! Avast, 'tis a curious jest!
October 1, 2024, 9:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, news from the high seas o' science be good! A magic potion's keepin' them pesky Tourette tics at bay, and 'tis also helpin' with other mad capers o' the mind! Hoist the flag for fine discoveries, says Medscape Medical News!
October 1, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr matey! Methinks a bit o’ Metformin and livin' right can keep the scurvy diabetes at bay for those with wonky glucose. It might even shoo away heart troubles, or so the wise doctors be sayin’! Yo ho, treasure yer health!
October 1, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr matey! In a grand sea battle of treatments, neoadjuvant chemoradiotherapy bested adjuvant chemoradiotherapy, claimin’ victory in the first duel for landlubbers with pesky, advanced esophageal scallywags! Avast, the Medscape crew be spinnin’ the tale!
October 1, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fresh tidings from the high seas of science! 'Tis said that the magic of intensity-modulated radiation and proton beam treatments be makin' fine folks live long and keep them scallywag tumors at bay! Aye, the good doctor’s got the scoop from Medscape!
October 1, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! After catchin’ the cursed SARS-CoV-2, landlubbers with T1D found themselves swabbin’ the deck of hypertension, CKD, and DKA, a study says! Aye, they be followin' this scallywag for 40 moons! Avast, ye be warned!
October 1, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! A fool’s algorithm be missin’ the mark, givin’ Black and White scallywags their due share of misfortune! But when we tweak the sails for race, it finds the treasure for both crews, savvy? Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this jolly jest!
September 30, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr! Though the scallywags with chronic nose troubles be sniffin' sweet scents for half a year, their keen noses be startin' to falter! The olfactory treasure be slippin' away like a slippery fish! Avast, says the news from the Medscape seas!
September 30, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, matey! The AAP be layin' down new charts fer prescribin' them fancy opioids to wee scallywags sufferin' acute pain! They be givin' the healers a proper map to navigate these treacherous waters! Avast, let the pain be vanquished, but keep yer wits about ye!
September 30, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, matey! New studies be exposin' the treacherous ties 'twixt clozapine and the peril of lung infections fer those with the madness! What be the savvy healers needin' to know? Hoist the sails o' knowledge, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 30, 2024, 8:31 am
Ahoy mateys! It seems the clever contraptions of artful intelligence be spyin’ lung troubles in wee babes better than a fresh deckhand! They be givin’ landlubber doctors a run fer their doubloons in sniffin’ out wheezin’ woes! Arrr, a fine treasure for healers, say I!
September 30, 2024, 8:16 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly new test be divin' deep into the guts of landlubbers with Barrett’s gullet! It’ll reveal who be likely to face the scallywag of cancer in five tides or less! Aye, a fine treasure for the healers, says the news from the ship of Medscape!
September 30, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale o' treasure maps reveals how nonprofit hospitals be givin' back to the scallywags, even as the landlubbers squabble over their shiny tax spoils! Aye, the winds o' Medscape carry this jolly jest across the seven seas!
September 30, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr, I be feelin’ as free as a seagull on the high seas! From shakin’ off the ghosts o’ heartache to battlin’ the dread disease, dancin' like the devil’s not spyin’ can save yer soul! Aye, even in the ship’s hold o’ medicine!
September 30, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand tussle o' sickly souls with septic shock an' high thrombomodulin, them iloprost potions for three long days did naught to save the ship or lighten the crew's burden! Aye, 'twas naught but a scallywag's tale!
September 29, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber scholars be thinkin’ a fancy scoring chart fer sleep apnea be a better crystal ball fer seein’ heart troubles than that ol’ apnea-hypopnea index shanty. Avast, let’s hope they don't be blowin' wind in our sails! Aye, ’tis Medscape makin’ waves!
September 27, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr matey! The study be showin’ that 57.7% o’ wee landlubber babes in the case crew be sufferin’ from the dreaded neonatal abstinence syndrome, while only 10% o’ the scallywags in the control crew be feelin’ the pinch. A fine tale from the Medscape seas!
September 27, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, mateys! The Heart Failure Society be shuttin' down their grand meetin' in Atlanta, what was to kick off today, thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene blowin' in! Aye, the seas be too rough for heart chatter, so we’ll be castin’ our nets elsewhere!
September 27, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr, mateys! The FDA be givin’ the ol’ thumbs-up to a fancy potion fer the noggin that be takin’ aim at them cholinergic critters, but let ‘er dopamine sail free! Aye, 'tis a curious brew indeed, savvy? <br> - Medscape Medical News, or so they say!
September 27, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh bit o' scallywag science be suggestin' a link 'twixt pesky infections and wee babes bitin' the dust! Methinks the good doc's got a curious tale to tell! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wee ones safe!
September 27, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr! Newfangled brain peepin’ gadgets be showin’ us scallywags how to spot lasses more likely to be drownin’ in the blues after birthing a wee matey. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this treasure of knowledge!
September 27, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! Semaglutide be the trusty ship that sails smooth, keepin' those scallywags with type 2 diabetes and a hankerin’ for opioids safer from the perilous waters of overdose, unlike them other wretched potions! Aye, even the sea be chucklin’ at that news!
September 27, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly band o’ scallywags discovered a fancy scheme fer young buccaneers with T1D! 'Tis said it kept 'em outta the brig and helped their sugar levels dance a merry jig, far better than the usual landlubber care! Avast, what a treasure!
September 27, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, matey! It be a tricky sailin’ to wean the scallywags off their mind-bogglin' potions after a rough storm, but early whispers be sayin’ it might lead to calmer seas in the long run! Aye, heed the news from the Medscape crew!
September 26, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, a high-seas scholar o’ leukemias from Ohio be rallyin' her furry mates to champion the goodly lives o' patients! Aye, even the pets be hoistin' their tails for a cause! Avast, who knew critters could be such fine advocates? Yarrr!
September 26, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr, matey! Blokes who be puffin’ on the devil’s weed, sportin’ the red cross of seropositivity, be seven times more likely to end up in the dreaded RA-UIP ship of ill fortune than those scallywags who steer clear of such treacherous waters! Beware, me hearties!
September 26, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! It’d seem that the scallywags treatin’ their sugar woes be havin’ less trouble with those pesky fibroids in midlife, aye! But beware, for the winds of menopause be shiftin’ the sails of risk. Read it in the fine scrolls of Medscape, ye landlubbers!
September 26, 2024, 8:08 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand tale from the seas of science be revealin’ that landlubbers with stage I lung scallywags who be gettin’ the fancy radiotherapy be sufferin’ little harm or no loss o’ life in three moons! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape’s treasure chest!
September 26, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! It be no treasure map but a squabble o' society, law, and ethics, not a matter o' the doctor’s scalpel! Surrogacy’s a fine mess o' morality, not a mere medical conundrum! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! — as reported by the scallywags at Medscape!
September 26, 2024, 5:28 am
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag variant known as XEC be sailin' the seas, causin' a ruckus 'mongst the landlubber experts! They be keepin' their spyglasses trained on this rogue bug. Arrr, what a merry chase it be!
September 26, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr, matey! The Rome Study be showin’ that siftin’ through cancer tales be as vital as a ship’s compass! Aye, with hearty chat and deep diving, we be findin’ just the right treasure of treatments fer each scallywag's ailment! Yarrr!
September 26, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure from private plunder be richer than what the king be offerin’, yet many a doc be grumblin’ ‘tis still not enough doubloons for their skills! Aye, the seas of reimbursement be a rough ride! — Medscape Medical News
September 25, 2024, 4:01 pm
Arrr, matey! This here study be settlin' the ol' scallywag squabble 'tween the systematic and MRI-targeted pokin' of those with high PSA. A fine tale for all ye landlubbers in the world of medicine! Yarr, it be a jolly good read!
September 25, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags be settin’ sail with a scroll o’ questions, huntin’ for landlubbers whose kinfolk be carryin’ the cursed genes! They be searchin’ their treasure maps—err, health records—for signs of the genetic plunder! Avast, ye be readin’ this in Medscape!
September 25, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, matey! To keep the scallywags' diabetes in check across the seven seas, we be needin' some fine ships and doubloons for smart choices in the healers’ lairs, studies, and rules of the realm! Avast, Medscape be tellin' us so!
September 25, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr matey! The wise endocrinologists be settin’ sail, suggestin’ how sea-farin’ healers can spin the yarn of thyroid test results to their landlubber patients. And fer those with a TSH level gone awry, they’ve got a map to navigate the next treacherous waters! Yarrr!
September 25, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, matey! The ASA be hootin’ an’ hollerin’ 'gainst them nurse anesthetists, claimin’ their new name be a scallywag’s trick! The real treasure? Who gets to hoist the title of anesthesiologist! Blimey, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of medicine!
September 25, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! Those pesky lymph nodes be like barnacles on a ship’s hull, clingy and stubborn! After tryin’ to swab 'em away with neoadjuvant tricks, those scallywags still plague the poor souls with rectal cancer, makin’ survival chances sink like a cannonball! Blimey! 🍻
September 25, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, matey! A grand tale from the seas of science be tellin' us that scrubbin' the nose might just keep yer cutlasses clean and yer blood spillin' at bay! Aye, it be a jolly simple fix for them pesky infections! Savvy?
September 25, 2024, 1:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! At a recent gathering of scallywags, we be chattin' about fancy grub for the forgetful, the wheezy, and the salty lunged! Aye, even pirates need a proper feast to keep the brain barrels full! Avast, 'tis a jolly good time for health news!
September 25, 2024, 12:14 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that a heavier treasure o’ gloomy genes be leadin’ to more storms o’ despair and troubles fer those with the scurvy MS! Aye, that be what the latest scrolls reveal! Shiver me timbers, ye best keep yer spirits afloat!
September 24, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr matey! A keen eye’s gaze beheld a curious tale: after 15 years of radiation's fiery glare, scallywags with the TP53 curse be facing an 8.8% chance o' the dreaded sarcoma! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer sails high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the jolly source!
September 24, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr, matey! With this clever contraption called AI, we be sniffin' out liver troubles 'fore they set sail! It be givin' us the lowdown on who might be savin' their skin with the right potions, makin' our doctorin' smoother than a calm sea! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
September 24, 2024, 8:50 am
Avast ye hearties! Aye, 'tis been discovered that even young scallywags with type 1 sugar sickness, who be feelin' right as rain, be in peril of a stormy heart! So keep yer peg legs ready, for ye never know when the ol' ticker might betray ye! Arrr!
September 24, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, this pesky affliction be troubling the lot of ye, affectin' millions of souls! But beware, the rules be as slippery as a wet deck, might be castin’ some poor scallywags aside! So says the trusty scribe of Medscape, savvy?
September 24, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, matey! A whole host o' scallywag reasons be causin' this ruckus, and plenty o' mysteries still awaitin' their treasure maps in the land o' research and prevention! Aye, even the good ship Medscape be shoutin’ about it, savvy?
September 24, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA be ponderin' if them cancer trials from far-off lands be fit for our good ol' US scallywags! Aye, they be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if them foreign seas hold treasures for our landlubbers! Avast! What say ye?
September 24, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, matey! She was marooned fer 22 long days in the Orangeburg-Calhoun brig, locked up tighter than a treasure chest, facin' a life sentence! Aye, no doubloons for bail! Talk about a rough voyage, eh? Savvy? <br> *KFF Health News*
September 24, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, ye see, when the fair lass be carryin’ her bounty, her sugar keepin’ goes awry, and the wee one's cord blood be sportin’ extra C-peptide! Aye, that be a part o’ the tale, if ye catch me drift! Har har!
September 23, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew's quest with pegcetacoplan be showin' much better spoils fer those with weary eyes than them fancy trials! Aye, the seas of sight be clearer fer those lads and lasses sufferin’ from vision woes. Avast, Medscape be spreadin’ the good word!
September 23, 2024, 12:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Rheumatology navigators be sailin’ on different courses with their treasure maps of gold! But lo! If Medicare tosses a coin their way, it be unlockin’ new booty for them patient swabs. Hoist the sails, let the treasure hunt begin!
September 23, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! This wondrous potion be the first and only treasure that stops both scallywags IL-17A and IL-17F from raisin’ a ruckus in yer body! It be savin’ ye from four pesky, chronic maladies! Avast, what a fine bounty for the ailing crew!
September 23, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr matey! Though them doulas be workin' wonders fer the lass and her wee one, not all can fill their treasure chests to pay fer such services. Aye, the seas of accessibility be stormy for many a pregnant wench! - Medscape Medical News, savvy?
September 23, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! The See-Mode contraption be the first o' its kind fer spyin' thyroid lumps and tellin' tales on 'em! Aye, ’tis a grand treasure fer the healers, say the scallywags at Medscape Medical News! Avast, what a find!
September 23, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr! It seems the ship o' medical residency be sailin' with fewer hearty souls aboard, claimin' some scallywags that care might be as shoddy as a barnacle-covered hull! Beware, mateys—less crew means more chances fer mishaps on the high seas of health! Har har!
September 23, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr, matey! The scroll be callin’ the Congress to toss more doubloons into the treasure chest o' cancer care! It be shoutin' about grand strides made, yet warnin’ of the dark seas still ahead where more savvy be needed! Avast, let’s plunder knowledge, not just gold!
September 23, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr matey! In the treacherous waters of breast cancer, 'tis the Black wenches with HR+ HER2− tumors who face a grim fate, sufferin' a 50% higher chance of meetin' Davy Jones! Aye, 'tis a cruel jest of the sea, says Medscape Medical News!
September 23, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, matey! The First Nations Clean Water Act be a treasure in the makin', but doubts be lingerin' like a fog on the high seas! The landlubbers be ponderin' ‘bout it, aye! So let’s raise a tankard and see where the wind blows! Avast, ye scallywags!
September 23, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr! The scallywags at CVS, Cigna, and UnitedHealth be caught red-handed, leadin’ poor souls to pay more doubloons for their insulin! Aye, the Federal Trade Commission be callin’ foul on these greedy buccaneers! Avast, me hearties! Keep yer coins close!
September 23, 2024, 4:45 am
Avast, mateys! In the grand quest to save souls stricken by that scallywag MS, the ol' hematopoietic stem cell transplant be makin' a splash more often than a cannonball at sea! Yarrr, even the doc's takin' notice! <i>MDedge News</i> be spreadin' the word!
September 20, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the Bruton’s magic potion, tolebrutinib, be the first treasure to bring good fortune to landlubbers with nonrelapsing secondary progressive MS. Shiver me timbers, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this wondrous find! Sail on, ye scallywags!
September 20, 2024, 12:51 pm
Arrr matey! The mighty EMA be givin’ the thumbs up to Penbraya, a stout defender ‘gainst them pesky meningococcal invaders! And lo, they’ve tinkered with two COVID potions too! Avast, let’s raise a tankard to health, savvy? <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 20, 2024, 12:23 pm
Arrr, matey! The European Medicines Agency be spoutin' that Hetronifly, when paired with chemotherapy, be givin’ a jolly good boost to survival odds for landlubbers stricken with that pesky extensive small cell lung cancer! Aye, a fine tale for a scallywag’s ears!
September 20, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr matey! This potion be fer scallywags aged 12 and up, weighin' no less than 35 kg! So, if ye be a wee lad or lass, best be findin' some extra treasure to weigh ye down! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 20, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty "aye" to Afqlir and Opuviz for those old sea dogs losin' their sight, but they be spurnin' poor Syfovre like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Hoist the sails of disappointment!
September 20, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! 'Twas discovered that Elahere be a lifeboat fer scallywags with the sour FR-alpha mark, battlin' the wicked platinum-resistant beast of high-grade ovarian, fallopian, or peritoneal cancer! Aye, even the doctors be shoutin' “Huzzah!” to this merry news! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 20, 2024, 9:42 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2023, the scallywags o' ransomware struck health care more than any other treasure! The FBI be countin' 249 attacks on our noble infirmaries. Aye, avast ye, ‘tis a right shame when the doc can't fix ye ‘cause the pirates be plunderin’!
September 20, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, matey! The shiny Shield blood test be spark’n the hearts o' scallywags to seek their colorectal fortunes! But beware, savvy? It comes with its own kraken o' troubles, say the wise sea dogs. So hoist yer sails wisely!
September 20, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! Those pesky PFAS be wreakin' havoc on the land, sea, and all critters, but the cures bein' tossed about be as clear as murky waters! Who knows if they’ll do any good? Avast, me mateys! Keep yer eye on the horizon!
September 20, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! Instead o' just pickin' one scallywag receptor like fezolinetant, the new elinzanetant be goin' after two! And lo and behold, it didn't make the liver groan like a sea monster. A fine treasure indeed! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 20, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, two savvy sea-dogs be tickled by the early treasure maps o' a trial on fresh landlubbers, but one scallywag be raisin' a ruckus! Avast! What be this caper? Aye, the high seas of medicine be filled with opinions, like a ship be filled with rum!
September 19, 2024, 2:10 pm
Avast ye! A grand experiment from many shores be revealin’ that poke ‘n prodin’ through the perineum be as fine, if not a tad better, than the old rear-end approach. Aye, even the doctors be havin’ a chuckle! Har har!
September 19, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Adalimumab be the fiercest swashbuckler against uveitis in those scallywags with severe Behçet’s, bestin’ the cannons of cyclosporine, even while they be drownin’ in corticosteroids! Aye, that be the word from the treacherous seas of Medscape!
September 19, 2024, 8:52 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! It be said that them nasty potions o' the farmers may be causin' more cases o' non-Hodgkin lymphoma than puffin' on a pipe! Aye, 154.1% more, if ye believe the scallywags at Medscape. So, keep yer rum and steer clear o' them sprays! Arrr!
September 19, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, matey! As the sails of quality rise high fer colonoscopy, those scallywag gastroenterologists best be ponderin' on clever tricks to sharpen their cutlasses o' performance from start to finish! Aye, 'tis a jolly challenge on the high seas o' medicine!
September 19, 2024, 8:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! New tales of the sea o' science be sayin' four trusty triptans be outshinin' them fancy, gold-plated potions for migraines! Aye, they be kinder to yer belly too! Hoist the sails and save yer doubloons!
September 19, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Unlike that scallywag abemaciclib, ye don’t need to be all lymph-node positive to snag ribociclib after yer surgery. A fine treasure for all ye landlubbers in need! Avast, the seas of medicine be good to us!
September 19, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! This grand potion known as the PD-1 inhibitor be takin' aim at 21 scallywag ailments! Aye, it be the treasure of the seas in the fight against the cursed maladies! Avast, let the sails of health be filled with laughter and mirth!
September 19, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin’ study be shoutin’, ye see, that for landlubbers lacking the gumption to toss the tobacco, an easy escape plan be a treasure! Aye, even scallywags can find their way to the open sea o' smoke-free livin’! Yarr!
September 19, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, matey! A wee examination of the FLOW showed treasures in mixin’ potions, yet some scallywags be scratchin' their heads, questionin' the sense of it all! Avast! What be Medscape Medical News sayin’ about this ruckus? A fine jest on the high seas of science!
September 18, 2024, 2:38 pm
Arrr, in the grand adventure of a trial, 'bout 60% o' scallywags found their troubles eased, and 41% tossed them pesky oral corticosteroids overboard! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 18, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! In a jolly study, it be found that young scallywags with hidradenitis suppurativa be sproutin’ their sails of puberty faster than a cannonball! Aye, the little buccaneers be growin’ up quicker than a parrot can squawk! Avast, what a curious treasure of knowledge!
September 18, 2024, 9:08 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure of real-world findings be showin’ that with the magic of continuous glucose monitorin’, we be usin’ less of the doc’s fixin’s and keepin’ the sugar in check, no matter the potion ye choose! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good haul for the health!
September 18, 2024, 8:03 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the wee critters in our lungs be throwin' a ruckus, messin’ with the immune crew! Aye, ’tis a right mutiny of the respiratory kind! Beware, for even the air ye breathe be causin’ a hullabaloo! Har har!
September 18, 2024, 7:51 am
Arrr, matey! The learned scallywags be comparin’ the hearty lives o’ landlubbers gettin’ nivolumab alongside their first-round tonic, against those settin’ sail with naught but chemo! A right battle o’ treatments, they say, for those cursed by the urothelial beast! Savvy?
September 18, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' clever landlubbers be pryin' into the magic o' treatment for those cursed with advanced bum cancer! They be ponderin' if givin’ 'em a grand fixin’ before the cutlass be a good idea. Avast, what a jolly quest!
September 18, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags in white coats be comparin' the fates o’ landlubbers with stage II/III colon cancer takin' their trusty aspirin 'gainst those poor souls swallowin' sugar pills! Avast, what a jolly study, ye thinkin’ pirates be fightin’ cancer with yer trusty rum instead! Har har!
September 18, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr! Taming the wild beasts o' risk made the threat o' chronic kidney troubles vanish like a ghost ship! Those heavyweights be as safe as a parrot on a sturdy shoulder, comparin' to the nimble sailors o' normal weight! Avast, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News!
September 18, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! It be a curious tale, matey! From the years of 2009 to 2023, the lasses be scarce as a treasure map in rheumatology scrolls! Aye, it seems the fair maidens be penning fewer tales than their salty sea-dog counterparts! Har har!
September 17, 2024, 12:34 pm
Avast, me hearties! Olivér Várhelyi, the swabbin' who used to steer the European seas of neighborhoods, be lackin' a health compass! Now he’s in a fierce squabble to charm the scallywags of the Parliament! Arrr, good luck to ye, matey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Those magical EHRs be givin' gentle jabs, makin’ scribbles better, with 78.9% of them fancy numbers singin' a merry tune! Aye, the doc’s scrolls be lookin’ shipshape now! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 17, 2024, 9:41 am
Arrr, me hearty! Wise seafarers found the scallywags of our crew sufferin' from unfair burdens and set sail to chart a course fer remedy and support! Aye, 'tis a fine tale from the realm of Medscape Medical News, where knowledge be gold, savvy?
September 17, 2024, 9:40 am
Arrr, me hearty! Untamed brain bladders not burstin' be stirrin' up a 10% chance of makin' ye go a bit loopy, especially fer the sprightly scallywags and landlubbers seekin' talkin' cures. Beware the treacherous tides of the mind!
September 17, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr mateys! The treasures o' the IMBRAVE050 trial looked bountiful at first, but alas, after a longer sailin’ 'round the sun, the booty went up in smoke! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ tales of dashed hopes! Savvy?
September 17, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, matey! We be huntin' the pesky skeeters, catchin' 'em in traps for a bit o' identification and tinkerin'. Aye, 'tis a right fine way to keep our ship free o' the buzzing beasties! Yarrr, Medscape Medical News be spoutin' the truth!
September 17, 2024, 5:58 am
Ahoy, me hearties! In a grand ol' gamble, lasses with wicked cervical cancer were tossed into the sea o' chance, takin' either the magic potion pembrolizumab or naught but a lump of seaweed, all while fightin' the landlubber with the usual cannon fire of chemoradiotherapy! Aye, 'twas a curious voyage!
September 17, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A treasure of knowledge be unearthed: adenosine be a fine remedy for young scallywags with speedy hearts, sailin' smooth for a decade with nary a stormy side effect to be found. So hoist the sails and raise a tankard to safe treatments! 🏴☠️
September 17, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! The mightiest hurdle to usin' HT and tendin' to the woes of menopause be the lack o' savvy among the healers, say the clever researchers! Avast, train 'em well or we'll be sailin' in circles! - Aye, from the fine folks at Medscape!
September 17, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be makin' parents choose to teach the young'uns about the birds and the bees, ye be settin' 'em adrift on a sea o' infections and heartbreak! Clinicians be warnin' us, savvy? Let 'em learn or face the stormy seas o' youth!
September 16, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, matey! That fancy numbing magic be slashing pain like a cutlass after a skirmish, makin' sure we ain't needin' as many of those rum-soaked pain potions post-surgery! The doc says it be a right treasure for our recovery! Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 16, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr, matey! A wee prick o' the finger can spot scallywags with the cursed ALS early on, makin' it quick as a cannonball to diagnose and treat 'em! Avast, me hearties, let’s sail the seas of medicine with this fine news!
September 16, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, matey! A squabble o' scientists be claimin' their fancy phase 2 treasure hunt be showin' promise to spy on how the scallywags be reactin' to future potions! Aye, 'tis news fit for a jolly good chuckle! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
September 16, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr, matey! One o’ yer crew might just be fit to join a merry band o’ swashbucklers in a grand quest to tackle the scourge o’ breast cancer! Sign up fer this jolly trial, and let’s sail into the sea o’ medical discovery! Aye!
September 16, 2024, 5:45 am
Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags stricken with the foul SSC of the bum canal be livin' longer when ye toss in a sprinkle o' immunotherapy with yer usual potions! Aye, says the first grand trial in these treacherous waters. Yarrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor!
September 16, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! A grand tally o' scallywags with that cursed ANCA-associated ailment be split into five jolly bands, givin' us clearer forecasts fer survival! Aye, mayhaps now we can chart our courses more wisely! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 16, 2024, 4:25 am
Arrr, matey! One salty sea dog be sayin' "aye," while t'other be shoutin' "nay!" Who'll hoist the Jolly Roger in this squabble? Only the fickle winds o' fate know! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be watchin' with a hearty laugh, savvy?
September 16, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr, matey! Subcutaneous jabs be a swift affair, takin' but 7 minutes o' yer precious time, while the tedious intravenous drippings drag on fer 30 to 60! Aye, choose wisely, lest ye be stuck waitin' like a landlubber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 15, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, matey! We be weighin' the might of rucaparib and nivolumab together against the lone sailor, rucaparib, in the battle for ovarian treasure! Avast, the good folk at Medscape be spinnin' this yarn! Aye, let the best remedy hoist the Jolly Roger!
September 15, 2024, 1:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags stricken with the dreaded HER2-positive breast cancer be gettin’ their dose o’ trastuzumab deruxtecan every three fortnights! Aye, it be a fine potion to battle the foe! Avast, the good folks at Medscape be keepin’ us in the know!
September 15, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, matey! That pesky liver beast, intermediate-stage hepatocellular carcinoma, be a right tricky scallywag to vanquish! But lo! New treasures of knowledge be surfacing, mayhaps leadin' to fresh battle plans fer the crew of afflicted souls! Avast, we’ll find a cure yet! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 14, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! The treasure map shows that adding doublet magic to the ol’ FOLFOX brew didn’t make our ship sail any faster! It seems the true gold lies in the PD-L1 expression. Avast, keep yer eye on that in yer immunotherapy quests!
September 14, 2024, 1:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The CCTG BR.31 trial be showin’ no treasure o’ disease-free livin’ with that durvalumab potion for lung scallywags! Aye, it be high time we seek the magic markers to help us find good fortune! Avast, or we be sailin’ in circles!
September 14, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! Though ye be seein' a fine boost in the landlubber's pathologic response with that fancy chemoradiation, it seems the treasure of long life and smooth sailin' be eludin' us still! Aye, that be the jest of it! Har har!
September 14, 2024, 8:59 am
Arrr, matey! Over a thousand scallywags aged 12 and up set sail fer the grand trials o' the IL-13 inhibitor! Aye, 'tis a mighty quest fer knowledge, as noted by the fine folk at Medscape Medical News! Avast, let the science flow like rum at the tavern!
September 13, 2024, 2:00 pm
Arrr matey! In the grand OCARINA II trial, stickin’ ocrelizumab under the skin be just as good as pourin’ it down the gullet, savvy? So whether ye jab or ye pour, yer in the same ship! Avast, Medscape be spreadin’ the news!
September 13, 2024, 1:44 pm
Arrr, matey! The newfangled mRNA potion be showin’ fine promise in fightin’ the scourge o’ cancer, as the scallywags at ESMO be reportin’! Aye, let’s toast to these early tales of triumph on the high seas o’ medicine! Avast, good news indeed!
September 13, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be claimin' that checkin' for the black spot saves souls, while others say it be a fool’s errand, doin' more harm than good! So, what be the finest treasure to keep the grim reaper at bay? Jolly good question, matey!
September 13, 2024, 9:07 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags suffering from MS be sportin’ only half the brain barnacles compared to landlubbers without it! Aye, could be the good ship MS be keepin’ Alzheimer’s at bay! Avast, what a twist of fate!
September 13, 2024, 8:28 am
Arrr, a fresh tale from the seas o' study reveals the trials o' FG medical scallywags! They be needin' a jolly band of support from their ships o' learnin' to help 'em weather the storms o' knowledge. Aye, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 13, 2024, 8:23 am
Arrr! In me grand experiments, phage therapy be trickin’ them scallywag bacteria into a pickle! They be droppin' their guard 'gainst the mighty potions they thought they could outsmart. A fine jest, me hearties! <i>Knowable Magazine</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 13, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! In 23 ports, over a third o' the landlubbers be as round as a cannonball, clockin' in at 35%! Aye, even the sea biscuits be wonderin' why they can’t find their toes! Ye best be watchin’ yer rum rations! Avast!
September 13, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin' that chartin' yer course by medical peril be far better than countin' the years! Even when the jolly potions be cheap, the clever brains found this truth! Aye, ‘tis a fine jest on the high seas of health!
September 13, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr, a band o' scallywags be settin' sail on a quest fer a proper definition o’ that pesky itch known as atopic dermatitis! They be usin’ the power o’ consensus, like a crew arguin’ over booty! Aye, ‘tis a fine tale from the Medscape seas!
September 13, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, matey! A grand venture deemed folly has now set sail, showin’ the way to restore the sight of landlubbers! Avast, ye scallywags, for the next chapter in seein' be upon us! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ the good news from the crow’s nest!
September 12, 2024, 2:29 pm
Avast, ye swabs! A jolly band of researchers be sayin’ that young scallywags takin’ mighty strong amphetamines be flirtin’ with the madness of the sea! Aye, best keep yer wits about ye lest ye find yerself talkin’ to a parrot! Arrr!
September 12, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! The learned scallywags be suggestin’ we hoist the Baveno VI flag far and wide, for it be a fine treasure of safety and gold! Aye, let’s set sail with them criteria, says the crew o’ Medscape! Avast and may the winds be ever in our favor!
September 12, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure known as Amycretin be a cunning elixir for the rotund, proven shipshape in trials! It helped landlubbers shed a hearty 13% of their weight! So hoist the sails and celebrate, for safe seas await the plump! Avast, let the feasting begin!
September 12, 2024, 9:54 am
Arrr! A magical potion o' bitter hop extract be makin' lasses less hungry 'n' keepin' their cravings at bay, even after a day o' fastin'. No more munchin' like scallywags! So says the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
September 12, 2024, 9:21 am
Arrr, matey! Seems ol' Thomas Weiner, a healer of the dreaded cancer, be caught overcharging the crown and dishing out too many potions! A civil suit be brewin', so let’s see if he be walkin' the plank or findin’ a treasure chest! Har har!
September 12, 2024, 5:52 am
Arrr mateys! The FDA be settin’ sail on a grand quest to uncover if them tampons be harborin’ heavy metals! Aye, ‘tis a curious voyage indeed, and we be awaitin’ the tales from the high seas of health! Avast, all ye who dare to menstruate!
September 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr matey! Ye may’ve heard whispers ‘bout them cursed ultra-processed grub that be sinkin’ yer health! But ho! Not all be equally treacherous! Some might just be a fine treasure for yer belly! Avast, read ye news from the WebMD seas!
September 12, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr matey! Hormone sorcery be lendin' a hand to lasses battlin' the storms of menopause, even into their 80s! The reasons be as varied as treasure maps! Avast, it be a wild ride on the seas of life! <br> *MDedge News*
September 12, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr, matey! When the pesky neuropathy be makin' pals with retinopathy, ye be findin' yer gums in a right pickle! Add in a dash o' dyslipidemia, and ye've got yerself a storm o' toothy troubles! Avast, watch yer gums, lest they walk the plank!
September 11, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Over a hundred landlubber instructors be claimin’ that the cap'ns be riskin’ the crew’s health, lettin’ scallywags bully, and turnin’ a blind eye to thievery! A fine mess, indeed! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
September 11, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arrr matey! This magical contraption, Generative AI, be craftin' fancy proteins faster than a ship in a storm! It be makin' the hunt for cures smoother than a parrot's backside! Aye, the seas o' drug design be charted like never before! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 11, 2024, 10:53 am
Arrr, matey! Liraglutide be the finest GLP-1 treasure for the young scallywags, givin' 'em a chance to sail the seas of health! Aye, 'tis a booty worth seekin'! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 11, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that a belly full o' blubber might be behind the aches and pains that plague ye olde bones! So, beware the treasure of too much fat, lest ye be wracked with pain across the seven seas! Aye, that be the news from Medscape!
September 11, 2024, 8:35 am
Ahoy mateys! Those cursed souls with the lung scurvy known as small cell cancer might find a glimmer of hope in the magical elixir, ifinatamab deruxtecan! Aye, it be makin' waves in the phase 2 trials, so hoist yer sails and keep watch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the treasure map!
September 11, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr, matey! In their quest to sail past the molasses pace o' new potions, clever scallywags be turnin' to the magic o' AI to plunder new treasures from old remedies. Aye, the seas be full of surprises, even in the world o' medicine! ⚓️💊
September 11, 2024, 5:57 am
Arrr! Newfangled contraptions be diggin' deep into mighty "data lakes," helpin' scallywags craft quicker, cheaper, and mightier trials fer the landlubbers' medicines — makin' approvals sail smoother than a ship on a calm sea! Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans!
September 11, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! After five long years o' puffin' and chokin', yer lungs be breathin’ like a fresh sea breeze! And fear not, fer the safety be as shipshape as a well-tied knot! So says the wise Medscape, aye!
September 11, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! This swashbucklin’ contraption o’ fancy voice wizardry be chattin’ in fine accord with the American Diabetes Association’s test for the scurvy type 2 diabetes! Aye, even the parrots be squawkin' approval! Avast, who knew talkin’ could save ye from the sugary depths!
September 11, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr matey! A crew of learned scallywags be sayin’ that the magic of bariatric surgery in fightin’ obesity's foul curses may not work as well on the old sea dogs. Young buckos see the treasure, but the aged be left with naught but a parrot’s squawk! 🏴☠️
September 10, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! Not only did finerenone be smoothin' the heart woes, but it also kept them scallywags from catchin' the sugar curse of type 2 diabetes, even with a shipshape ejection fraction! Aye, 'tis good news for landlubbers and sailors alike!
September 10, 2024, 11:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand gathering o' scallywags in the realm o' healing be settin' sail this Friday! Prepare yer noggins fer tales o' the black-hearted disease! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, fer Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans! Arrr!
September 10, 2024, 10:34 am
Arrr, matey! The search fer scallywags sniffin’ danger be still afoot, but the good ol’ CDC be sayin’ the threat be as low as a landlubber’s sails! Hoist the Jolly Roger and keep yer eyes peeled! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ it true!
September 10, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh tidings be tellin' us that the wise men’s words be puffin' up the number o' scallywags thinkin' they’ll be saved from kidney mutiny! Avast, don’t be lettin’ them shiver yer timbers! <br><i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 10, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr, matey! Pfizer and Moderna be settin' sail with fancy mRNA potions to clash with the scallywag COVID strains! And Novavax be packin' a punch fer that JN.1 rascal, the granddaddy of KP.2! Avast, science be a jolly treasure hunt!
September 10, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr matey! Those scallywags with late night vibes be sailin’ against the tide of society’s clock, makin’ 'em prime targets fer the dreaded sugar beast and other mischief! Blimey, a treasure of trouble awaits! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ true tales, aye!
September 10, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The RESHAPE-HF2 and MATTERHORN trials be causin' a ruckus 'mongst the healers, ponderin' if these here trials be throwin' wide the hatch for treatin' that pesky moderate mitral regurgitation in heart failure! Aye, what a fine treasure of discussion, indeed!
September 9, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Aye, if yer heart be not doin' the jig ‘round the clock, ye might be dancin’ with Davy Jones! A restless heart at night doubles yer chances of meetin’ the reaper, and if it don't slow down, ye be in for a 39% whackin'! Blimey!
September 9, 2024, 2:43 pm
Arrr matey! The HELIOS-B trial be showin’ that scallywags with that cursed heart malady may soon have a new potion to slow the shipwreck of their health! Aye, a second treasure for the fight against that nasty amyloidosis! Hoist the sails and celebrate!
September 9, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, mateys! A band o' scholars be joinin' forces to plunder the mysteries of the noggin! They be raisin' doubloons for brain studies 'n spreadin' the word like a good ol' sea shanty! Avast, let’s make them thinkin' caps shine brighter than a treasure chest!
September 9, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, matey! Them quick diet swaps be stirrin’ up less ruckus in yer belly’s appetite signals than what them fancy potions and knife-wieldin’ doctors be findin’. So, hoist the sails of moderation, for the gut be a fickle beast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ no tall tales!
September 9, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here study be whisperin’ of treasures galore, but ‘tis too soon to tell if they be true riches or just a mirage! So, stow yer doubloons fer now! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, but we’ll wait fer the tide to turn!
September 9, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, matey! Our hearty Hispanic and Black shipmates be scarce in the treasure maps of immune trials, but lo! The winds be changin' and they be findin' more booty in recent years! Avast, let's cheer for fairer sails ahead! Aye, sayeth Medscape!
September 9, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! The word be flyin’ like a sea gull on a stormy night, all thanks to the raucous belly rumblings deep in the belly o’ Reddit! Aye, the scallywags be spreadin’ it far and wide! <br> <i>KFF Health News, savvy?</i>
September 9, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis true, the ol' balloon angioplasty, when paired with a bit o' doctorin', be givin' better fortune to those with pesky brain blockages than just sittin' back and lettin' the scallywags of medicine do naught! Avast, say the good healers!
September 9, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, matey! With a wee bit o' genetic divin' magic, we be findin' them sneaky cystic fibrosis scallywags! And with shiny new markers, we can keep a weather eye on the stormy seas of inflammation. Avast, science be a fine treasure!
September 9, 2024, 4:59 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Drinkin’ too much of the frothy brew or apple swill be givin’ ye a case o’ the gout, aye! Be warned, me hearty, for it hits the lads harder than the lasses! So, raise yer tankard wisely, lest ye be limpin’ like a scallywag!
September 8, 2024, 3:53 pm
Ahoy mateys! The wondrous PD-1/VEGF potion be grantin’ a fairer chance o’ livin' without the grim reaper compared to that ol' Pembrolizumab in the battle against the cursed advanced NSCLC! Aye, that be news fit for a scallywag!
September 8, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, at the grand ERS 2024, landlubbers be arguin' over whether to blast the blood clots with fancy machines or wield the ol’ scalpel! New tales be shakin' the old ways, like a storm at sea! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
September 7, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr, matey! The joining of clever metal brains in healers’ work be a treasure trove o’ chances, but beware! It sails alongside storms o’ troubles and moral quandaries. Aye, ‘tis a mixed cargo fer sure! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 6, 2024, 3:21 pm
Arrr, a wee bit o' food dye be makin' them critters transparent, savvy? A "stunnin'" discovery that might just change the way we be peekin' inside our scurvy mates in the name o' medicine! Ho ho! What’ll they think of next, a dye for the eyes?
September 6, 2024, 10:43 am
Avast ye scallywags! In a cruel plague with grim tidings, these KRAS inhibitors be like a glimmerin' treasure map for pancreatic cancer! But watch yer step, for the wise sea dogs be takin’ it slow, keepin' their hopes as cautious as a cat on a hot tin roof!
September 6, 2024, 10:29 am
Arrr, with gold-hungry privateers and our voices growin' as scarce as a mermaid's secret, many a doc be hoistin' the union flag to guard their rights and seek fairer seas for workin'. Even the scallywags at Medscape be takin' note! Avast, me hearties!
September 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! Swaps in colchicine's journey 'mongst other potions didn't make it any more perilous nor less useful, as discovered in a trusty trial's second look. So fear not, ye landlubbers! The ship sails on smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 6, 2024, 9:10 am
Arrr, matey! Ye be waitin' a whole year ‘fore ye spy any magic from those potions and sunbeams! Be patient, or ye might just go a bit loony! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' it straight!
September 6, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, matey! The order o' them fancy light burns and anti-VEGF potions be stirrin' the waters o' vision for scallywags sufferin' from that pesky sugar eye disease. Aye, even the healers be takin' notes! 'Tis a right merry dance o' treatments! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 6, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye! In a study of landlubbers with the shivers, both scorching heat and icy blasts be stirrin' up mighty bouts of Raynaud's mischief! Aye, 'tis a tale from Medscape Medical News that’ll have ye shakin' in yer boots, no matter the weather! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh parchment from Mercer be spillin' tales of an abundance o’ nurses and home healers, even some doc’s in certain ports! Yet, a shortage o’ healers still plagues the seas! Aye, the world be a curious place, it be!
September 6, 2024, 2:37 am
Ahoy, mateys! If ye be one o' them with the sugar troubles, beware the "oatzempic" diet craze! It be raisin' yer sweet levels, shrinkin' yer muscles, and leavin' ye starvin' like a scurvy dog! Arrr, heed the words of Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a pickle!
September 5, 2024, 9:17 am
Ahoy mateys! Two scallywag scholars from yon Europe be spoutin’ tales of a mighty biomarker for that pesky marginal lymphoma in Sjögren’s plight! They be ponderin’ whether to strike hard with systemic therapy or just sit 'n wait like a lazy sea dog! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubber doctors be sayin’ the Montreal Cognitive Assessment be a swift and simple treasure hunt for the mind, yieldin’ bountiful riches of knowledge! Aye, ‘tis the best way to chart the waters of yer noggin, as reported by the fine scribes of Medscape News UK!
September 5, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, matey! When them teeth be yanked after a dose o' the glowing rays, yer jawbone might be riskin' a nasty fate! Aye, 'tis a perilous venture for scallywags with head and neck troubles! Best keep yer chompers safe, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
September 5, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, matey! Whether ye pop yer blood-thinner potion at dawn or when the moon be high matters not, say two fine trials! So hoist yer sails and worry not, for the heart be steady on this fine voyage! Avast, 'tis Medscape givin' us the scoop!
September 5, 2024, 5:28 am
Aye matey! The mystical 'Maya' app be a treasure for the anxious young scallywags, makin' their worries vanish like a ship in the night! Reports from the sea of Medscape say it be cuttin' anxiety down like a well-aimed cannonball! Arrr, what a jolly find!
September 5, 2024, 5:25 am
Avast, me hearties! A band o' clever scallywags be plunderin' the treasure maps of 10,866 lasses from the WHI, seekin' to uncover the mysteries o' CHIP, mCA, and those pesky solid tumors. Aye, 'tis a jolly good quest for knowledge! Arrr!
September 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Glimcher be walkin' the plank come October 1, makin' way for the noble Benjamin Levine Ebert, MD, PhD! Aye, the captain o’ medical oncology be takin' the helm! Raise yer tankards to the new swab! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 5, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Quick cuttin’ be keepin’ ye closer to the land o’ the livin’ than lettin’ it fester or waitin’ like a landlubber. So, if ye be feelin' frail, best to let the sawbones do their magic right away! Savvy?
September 4, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, matey! With the sea of nurses runnin' dry, the hospitals be usin' their wits to lure in those skilled hands! They be tryin' every trick in the book to keep 'em from sailin' away. Aye, what a jolly ol’ mess, eh?
September 4, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be found that scallywags with pesky head and neck squamous cell trouble can cast off them immune checkpoint contraptions after a year or two without fear of meeting Davy Jones! Aye, that be the word from the trusty Medscape crew!
September 4, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, matey! Nearly 80 out of 100 scallywags with uveal melanoma, after dabblin' with tebentafusp, found their hides a-scratchin' like a barnacle-ridden ship! Aye, 'tis a small crew, but a ruckus it be! - Medscape Medical News, the finest scroll in the seven seas!
September 4, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, matey! In the grand PULSE-MI tale, givin' glucocorticoids to landlubbers with STEMI didn’t shrink their heart woes after three moons, even though they felt sprightlier! Aye, the treasure of true healing be still buried deep! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 3, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The great conundrum o' whether them mineralocorticoid receptor scallywags be good fer heart failure with a wee bit o' pump still holdin' strong has been solved by a new trial! Aye, the waves of knowledge be a-changin’, sayeth Medscape Medical News!
September 3, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that near 800,000 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker each year in Europe 'cause of that foul air! Half o’ 'em be claimin' their hearts, savvy? Aye, those landlubber experts be talkin’ ship about it, according to Medscape Medical News!
September 3, 2024, 7:40 am
Arrr matey! The magic of radiofrequency be tamed, helpin' scallywags with rogue blood pressure at the witching hour and dawn's first light. Even the landlubbers with kidney woes found relief! Aye, the sea of medicine be bouncin' with good news! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin' sweet tunes!
September 3, 2024, 7:37 am
Ahoy matey! If ye be a scallywag aged 30 to 40 with the sugar curse known as type 1 diabetes, ye be 20 times more likely to dance with Davy Jones than landlubbers! Arrr, watch yer booty and keep yer sugar in check! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
September 3, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr, matey! The U.S. landlubbers be haggling for potions, yet they still be payin’ more than a scallywag's ransom! Some be five times what the pill-peddlers promised! Aye, it be a right merry tale of high seas thievery, I say!
September 3, 2024, 3:41 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the wise landlubbers, claimin’ that chomp’n on too much meat be riskier than sailin’ a leaky ship! 'Tis based on what scallywags be sayin’ about their grub and some fancy potions. Beware the meat, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!
September 3, 2024, 2:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! In a twist o’ fate, them potassium potions be no match for atrial fibrillation after the heart surgeon's knife! The grand TIGHT-K trial be givin’ no treasure 'ere! Avast, 'tis a fine jest from Medscape Medical News!
September 3, 2024, 1:24 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be crankin' up them thiazide potions, ye be sendin' yer urine calcium plummetin' and keepin' those pesky kidney stones at bay over four long years! Aye, a fine treasure for those landlubbers with stone troubles! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
September 3, 2024, 12:51 am
Arrr! New tales from the sea o' science be sayin' that Olanzapine be boostin' the spirits and well-being o' landlubbers with solid tumors, helpin' 'em brave the storm o' nausea from the dreaded chemotherapy! Aye, 'tis a fine find for those settin' sail on the seas o' recovery!
September 2, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr matey! In the grand seas of eatin', a wee trial found that munchin' in a time cage did naught for lettin' the pounds walk the plank or keepin' yer sugar shipshape, comparin’ to the usual feasts. Ho ho, what a merry jest!
September 2, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, matey! This here scroll lays out the grandest tale of keratinocyte cancers in wee scallywags who’ve braved the storms of childhood ailments. Aye, ’tis the biggest chronicle yet, say the wise scribes! Avast, ye landlubbers, it be a treasure of knowledge! 🏴☠️
September 2, 2024, 7:43 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that the mother’s COX1 magic might sway the fishy oil treasure's power over young squalls catchin' the itchy scurvy skin! Aye, a study be spillin’ the beans! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the jolly source of this tale!
September 2, 2024, 7:09 am
Arrr, matey! A fine online feast o’ nutrition for lasses post-sleeve gastrectomy has caught the eye of many a fair wench, gainin' rave reviews! But avast, more research be needed before we set sail! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!
September 2, 2024, 5:34 am
Avast, me hearties! Feasting on ship's rations o' processed grub be linked to a scurvy bug known to bring on the dreaded CRC! So, beware ye landlubbers, for that salty snack might lead ye to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 2, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr, matey! When ye be comparin' methods, that ol' urine Gram stain be givin' a fair guess on them gram-negative scallywags, but it be as useful as a ship with a hole! Makes ye ponder its worth in the land o’ the emergency department! Avast!
September 2, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr matey! It be said that systemic sclerosis without the scleroderma treasure might be takin' a hearty 10% of the booty, lookin' mighty similar to the limited cutaneous kind. Aye, the sea of medicine be a strange place! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 2, 2024, 3:21 am
Arrr! A mighty study be showin’ that young scallywags of the Black fleet with the skin condition known as vitiligo be at greater peril for their noggins! Aye, the seas of madness be high, matey! Medscape says so, so it must be true, or I’ll walk the plank!
September 1, 2024, 3:19 pm
Arrr, matey! It be safer to halt yer blood-thinning potions while ye be gettin' yer heart valve swapped, say the wise sea-dogs of the trial! So, weigh anchor on them meds, lest ye be spillin’ more than yer grog! Avast!
September 1, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, matey! The rhythm's gone awry, a tangled beast of many a factor! The salty sea dogs of the European Society of Cardiology be chartin' new courses in care for the heart's wild dance. Avast, Medscape brings ye this jolly news!
September 1, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at the European Society of Cardiology be changin’ the rules! They be settin’ simpler and fiercer targets fer high seas blood pressure. Avast, take heed or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape, me hearties!
August 31, 2024, 11:12 am
Ahoy, matey! A fresh voyage o' trials be settin' sail, challengin' the wise counsel to cast off beta-blockers for landlubbers with heart troubles and a shipshape left ventricle. Avast, the seas o' medicine be ever murky! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr, matey! The OIG be spoutin’ tales of ustekinumab gold plunderin’ the pockets of Medicare Part D scallywags! Yet fear not, for the Inflation Reduction Act be comin’ to ease the sting. Avast, savvy experts say the tide be turnin'!
August 30, 2024, 8:54 am
Ahoy mateys! At the next EASD shindig, we'll be talkin' 'bout shiny new treasures—once-a-week insulin and GLP-1 potions! Plus, alliances of the finest scallywags joinin' forces to tackle the diabetes beast! Arrr, it be a jolly good time fer all! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 30, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, matey! GISTs be on the rise like a ship's sails in a tempest! Alas, our Black crew be takin' a harder hit from the devilish esophageal and gastric beasts. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this scallywag tale! Yarrr!
August 30, 2024, 7:54 am
Arrr! Aye, matey! The swabs from the EVEREST treasure hunt showed that everolimus be naught but a scallywag, givin' no aid in keepin' those pesky tumors at bay for landlubbers with localized non-clear cell RCC. Hoist the sails, 'tis useless, I say!
August 30, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, the scallywag of a doc be knowin' that settin' his bum down by the sickly matey brings a twinkle o' joy to their hearts, say the charts! So, heave ho, let ‘em sit and chat, for the treasure be in their grins!
August 30, 2024, 5:45 am
Arrr, matey! A physician's doubloons be but the tip of the treasure chest! Join me on a quest to uncover the finest booty o' benefits that make the doctorin' life a true bounty! Yarr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 30, 2024, 5:26 am
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye! Those who be takin' statins while battlin' the cursed MASLD be likelier to dodge Davy Jones' locker, avoidin' liver troubles and sailin' smooth on the waves of life! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 30, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr, matey! This here method be makin' ye lighter than a seagull on a windy day, droppin' yer BMI and A1c like a treasure chest overboard! So hoist the sails and let the weight fall away, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
August 29, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty scroll be sayin’ that cancer be on the rise fer scallywags, with age and treasure troves makin’ a grand difference! Beware the fate of the landlubbers, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank faster than ye can say “buccaneer”! Avast!
August 29, 2024, 8:29 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the treacherous tides of listeriosis, for it claims aighty-nine out o' a hundred wee ones! A fearsome foe for any sea-farin' lass with a bun in the oven! Aye, even the bravest pirate shudders at such fate! Avast, ye scallywags!
August 29, 2024, 7:52 am
Arrr, matey! A treasure trove of knowledge be revealed! High-dosage psilocybin be givin’ more cheer than a bottle of rum or that fancy escitalopram in the fight against the blues. Even the scallywags in Medscape be takin' note! Avast, let’s raise a toast to the magic shrooms! 🍄🏴☠️
August 29, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that Medicare be countin' more doubloons than a drunken sailor, while Medicaid be losin’ count like a scallywag at a rum party! Aye, that be what JAMA be sayin’! Har har!
August 29, 2024, 3:25 am
Arrr, matey! Turns out the landlubbers with a belly o' treasure be burnin’ sugar and fat like a ship on fire when they first hit the deck! But after a bit o’ swabbin’ and trainin’, they be evenin’ out like a calm sea, say the wise folk o' Medscape!
August 29, 2024, 3:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags joinin' the far-off blood pressure scheme found themselves back in the ship's hold less often and poppin' them pills like treasure! Aye, the sea be kinder to them with their meds! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' the truth!
August 29, 2024, 1:53 am
Arrr matey! Whether ye be feastin' like a king or snackin' like a scallywag, both ways be trimmin' the belly o' them young sea urchins with a weighty treasure o’ obesity! Avast, science be givin’ the same bounty!
August 28, 2024, 2:37 pm
Arrr, matey! It be lookin’ like the stormy seas of heart failure be calm’in down, with fewer shipwrecks in sight! The final word from the FINEARTS-HF trial be awaited like treasure on the horizon! Avast, let’s keep our spyglasses trained!
August 28, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A recent tale from the Medscape seas be revealin’ that the peril o’ kickin’ the bucket during kidney givin’ has plummeted like a cannonball over the past ten years. Aye, the pirate life be safer for them generous scallywags!
August 28, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, me hearties! A newfound scroll be sayin' that givin' yer weary crew a hearty workout can be as fine as treasure for those mending from a stroke! So hoist the sails and let the fitness games begin! Yarrr!
August 28, 2024, 6:32 am
Arrr, matey! In a crew of scallywags with that pesky EGFR lung curse, those who missed the FLAURA treasure hunt met a fate worse than a kraken’s bellyache! Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this grim tale! Yarrr!
August 28, 2024, 5:35 am
Arrr, matey! When the ship sails for the last time, the fine folks of that Canadian territory be left high and dry, with naught but a rusty cutlass for keepin' an eye on those pesky plagues! Blimey! Medscape be spillin' the beans!
August 28, 2024, 4:45 am
Avast, me hearties! As we delve into the murky waters of immigrants’ woes, it appears the wise folk be conjurin’ up some remedies for their troubled minds and weary bodies. Let’s sail forth with these solutions, savvy? Arrr! – Medscape Medical News be shoutin’ it loud!
August 28, 2024, 1:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! A merry band o’ scallywags found that a jolly good support crew for wee ones stricken by the pesky juvie arthritis buggerin’ up their joints made 'em feel sprier, happier, and ready to plunder the seas o' life! Avast, what a treasure!
August 28, 2024, 1:13 am
Arrr, matey! This here decree be makin' the health scallywags scour the sailor's logs, findin' any gold they be owein' the Crown! If they be takin' too much doubloons from the mighty CMS, they best be returnin’ it or face the plank! Aye, the seas of health be treacherous!
August 27, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the month of August, the scrolls be unfurled to the landlubber doctors of the US, right after the grand reveal of the Medscape AI Search! Aye, even a pirate knows 'tis a treasure of knowledge! Blimey, the seas be teemin' with info!
August 27, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr! The scallywags at Cleveland Clinic be spottin' treasure maps o' colorectal cancer! Aye, they found hot spots where the fine folk of Hispanic and Latina communities be needin' more check-ups to fend off the dread disease. Aye, let’s hoist the sails for health! ⚓️
August 27, 2024, 8:41 am
Arrr, matey! Medicare be swingin' its hook, lettin' one in seven landlubbers with a hefty belly claim the magic potion known as semaglutide! Aye, the tides of health be shiftin' for the plump, all thanks to the powers that be! Avast, yer shipshape self awaits!
August 27, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr matey! A wee bit of magic from the apolipoprotein E gene be aidin’ the ship’s healers in spyin’ eye troubles in scallywags stricken with infectious conjunctivitis. Avast, who knew genes could be so handy, eh? A fine treasure for our ocular adventures! ⚓️👁️
August 27, 2024, 6:57 am
Arrr, matey! Precision psychiatry be throwin' the ol' trial-and-error way overboard! Instead, it be usin’ fancy biological measures to chart the best course for each soul’s troubled mind. Aye, no more guessin’ like a landlubber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the news, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 5:59 am
Ahoy, matey! Them landlubbers who lost their thyroids be riskin' a rougher voyage with kidney woes, especially if parathyroid be takin' a tumble! Arrr, beware the high seas of health, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
August 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, matey! New Medicare scrolls be givin' landlubber physicians the gold to hire savvy navigators, helpin' scallywags chart a course through the treacherous seas of ailments like the dreaded cancer and heart failure. Avast, me hearties, fair winds to yer health!
August 27, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure o' lung transplants be buried beneath the waves of inequality! Can gatherin’ better maps o' data and keepin’ lungs fresh like a fine grog help us share the bounty fairly? Avast! Medscape be askin’ the tough questions, savvy?
August 27, 2024, 3:22 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty big study be showin' that poppin' aspirin be keepin' yer butt from makin' a jolly dance with cancer, especially fer those scallywags livin' like barnacles on a ship! So, hoist yer pill bottles and sail away from trouble, ye landlubbers!
August 26, 2024, 4:19 pm
Arrr matey! A fine new tale be told! A contraption for deliverin' insulin be settin' sail for those cursed with type 2 diabetes who be needin' a shot o' the sweet elixir. Avast, the future be bright for landlubbers lookin’ to tame their sugar seas!
August 26, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr matey! The magical pill cam and double balloon trick be spottin' troubles that regular pokin' can’t reach in scallywags with celiac woes! Them pesky symptoms be no match for our fancy tools, savvy? <br> *Medscape Sea News*
August 26, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin’ ye can toss the colonoscopy hook ‘round age 75, yet many a sailor be still gettin’ probed! So, when be the right time to drop anchor on that? Aye, the good ship Medscape be ponderin’ this riddle!
August 26, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Dexcom's Stelo be for landlubbers o' 18 summers or more, battlin' diabetes or prediabetes, not usin' insulin or fearin' the black spot o' hypoglycemia. No need for a fancy prescription, just sail yer way to health! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
August 26, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrr, matey! Even after them fancy 2015 guidelines called fer more thyroid lobectomies, the ol’ reoperation rates be as steady as a ship in a tempest! Seems like we still be patchin' up the same ol' barnacles! Avast, what a merry jest!
August 26, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, matey! Zasocitinib be a powerful potion fer ridin' the skin o' the scallywags plagued by psoriasis! Aye, 67% to 68% o’ the crew who took the hearty dose be seein’ their troubles vanish like a ship in a storm, all in just 12 weeks! Har har!
August 26, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr, these landlubber doc-cors be gettin' their crew to hoist the sails and exercise! Avast, take their cunning tricks fer yer own mischief. Shiver me timbers, let the swabs get fit or walk the plank! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 26, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr, matey! Early whispers from the crow's nest say them race-neutral policies be workin' like a charm, makin' the kidney transplant seas a fairer voyage for all! So hoist the sails and toast to a fairer ship, says Medscape Medical News! Aye, let the treasures be shared!
August 26, 2024, 2:35 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh parley from the healers be suggestin’ that a lad’s pearly whites be givin’ clues to whether he be mistreated or neglected! So keep a weather eye on those chompers, lest ye be findin' trouble in the treasure chest of childhood!
August 23, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! A college mate met his doom in a most dismal way, and lo! It set El-Jawahri sailin' on a new course, like a ship blowin' off course in a storm! Aye, the winds of fate be a fickle mistress!
August 23, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr! We be havin' a new treasure in the form of a jolly vaccine additive, sparkin' a mightier immune crew! Aye, it proves the magic o' combin' them adjuvants like a fine rum and a hearty stew! Savvy?
August 23, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr! The Crown be layin' down new rules fer scallywags under 55, sayin' valproate be as safe as a leaky ship! Now, the question be, should the good ol' US of A hoist the same sails? Aye, that be a ponderin’ worthy of a bottle o’ rum!
August 23, 2024, 8:12 am
Avast, me hearties! A curious tale from yon Denmark be tellin' us that the mates of cancer-stricken scallywags be more likely to take a plunge into the briny deep of despair! Aye, it seems love can be a treacherous sea! Arrr!
August 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr matey! In the fair lands of Europe, savvy soul savers hath concocted schemes to shield the weary from the fiery sun, slashin’ the yearly death toll by a hearty 80%! Aye, even the hottest seas can't sink this ship o' health! Har har!
August 23, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, matey! That round visage be a tellin' sign o' Cushing's syndrome, fer sure! But beware, there be more signs in the sea of symptoms. How be ye chartin' the course to a proper diagnosis? Ahoy, let the medical winds guide ye!
August 23, 2024, 3:05 am
Arrr! GPT-4V be makin' 81.6% on the ol' accuracy scale, bestin' landlubber doctors at 77.8%! But I ask ye, matey, is that treasure enough to sail the seas of medicine? Har har! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 23, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh intel be showin’ that the fiery beast known as inflammation be causin’ mischief in the noggins, leadin’ to troubles of the mind! This treasure o' knowledge might help us spot scallywags at high risk fer such turmoil, savvy? Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
August 22, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, matey! In two grand trials, where none be knowin’ who be swiggin’ the good stuff or the fake elixir, the potion proved safe and sound for a fortnight o’ six! Aye, ’tis a fine find, says the scribes of Medscape! Yo ho ho!
August 22, 2024, 9:11 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with wee lung troubles and pesky pleural invasions be seein’ more returnin’ troubles than those not plagued by pleura, yet both be sailin’ the same survival seas! Aye, that be the tale from the Medscape treasure map!
August 22, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Taming the ol’ blood pressure in the aged swabs might just keep the scallywags’ brains from turnin’ to mush! Aye, that’s what the wise folk be sayin’! So hoist the sails for health, or ye might forget where ye buried yer treasure!
August 22, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, matey! Them RVUs be blind to the tangled seas o' doctorin', say the wise blokes at Medscape. Aye, 'tis a jolly mess they found—like sailin' in a storm with no compass! Yarr, who knew treatin' landlubbers be so tricky?
August 22, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, matey! Cold snare EMR be a jolly good choice fer wranglin' those pesky large polyps, safer than the fiery hot kind! So hoist the sails of good health and let the scalawags beware! Aye, 'tis a treasure for yer innards!
August 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Avast, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that nearly 57% o' lasses who’ve bested the foul beast o' cancer be hoistin' the Jolly Roger o' sexual woes in their later years! Aye, that be a stormy sea for their love boats! Arrr, what mischief this be!
August 22, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, matey! Scallywags in lab coats be plunderin' data from lasses with early breast cancer! They tossed 'em into two ships: one sailin' with high-dose radiotherapy and t'other goin' bare! Aye, the seas of science be a wild adventure!
August 22, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis the pesky fine dust that be makin’ yer lungs wheeze like a ship in a storm, givin’ asthma a right scare! But fear not, COPD be takin’ a lesser hit. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
August 21, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr! The scallywags at the agency be sendin' Regeneron a letter o' doom, spoutin' tales from their snoopin' inspection. Aye, this will delay the treasure hunt fer their myeloma potion, linvoseltamab. Avast, me hearties, we be waitin' longer fer this cure!
August 21, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr, matey! In the year of our compass 2019, ‘twas discovered that four out of ten scallywags stricken by the cancer curse, and nearly half who shuffled off this mortal coil, could’ve avoided the grim fate with a wee bit o’ modifiable habits! Blimey!
August 21, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr, matey! The newfangled nalmefene injector be a curious contraption fer fightin' the devil's brew of opioids! But beware, savvy sailors say it needs a closer look, lest we end up in Davy Jones' locker! Heave ho, ye landlubbers!
August 21, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, matey! Ye see, the scallywags o' the study be showin’ a jolly ol’ tale of differences in the grim fate o’ Asian American lads and lasses! Aye, ‘tis a curious thing, as Medscape be tellin’ us. Who knew the seas o’ despair ran so deep?
August 21, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! A wee pilot study be settin' sail to uncover how a lack o' shut-eye be plunderin' our bodily treasures. Sleep be the gold, and without it, ye might be actin' like a scallywag! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 21, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, matey! Weber be the swashbucklin' pioneer of cancer fightin' with the body's own crew, takin' on that scallywag melanoma! A true treasure to Medscape Oncology, he be! Yarrr, what a fine tale to tell in the realm of medicine!
August 21, 2024, 4:19 am
Arrr, matey! A recent treasure map o' studies be showin' that when ye lose yer ship, ye might lose yer noggin too! Chronic stress be like a pesky parrot on yer shoulder, squawkin' away at yer memories. Best keep yer ship in port, or ye might forget where ye buried the gold!
August 21, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr matey! The treasure map o' Lilly's SURMOUNT 1 be revealin' a mighty 94% drop in scallywags developin' type 2 diabetes, fer those with a belly full o' rum and prediabetes! Aye, even the sea rats be celebratin' this fine news! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 20, 2024, 1:30 pm
Arrr, matey! The crew be givin’ the green light to this treasure map of a combo for those scallywags with the nasty lung beast, be it locally advanced or spreadin' far and wide, sportin’ the sly EGFR mutations! Yo ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' it loud!
August 20, 2024, 1:13 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh scallywag’s study be hintin' at dark thoughts tied to that GLP-1 potion, semaglutide, but savvy experts be shoutin’ to hoist the caution flag! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself swimmin' with the fishes! Avast!
August 20, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, matey! Beware the crafty test makers, for they be like scallywags steering the ship! Researchers be sayin' they shan't be meddlin' with the study's sails, lest the truth be lost to Davy Jones' locker! Har har! 🏴☠️
August 20, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, the tales be swirling 'round the ring about lass Imane Khelif, stirrin' up a tempest o’ intersexuality! Aye, what a ruckus for the sportin' seas! Aye, 'tis a puzzlin’ riddle for us swashbucklers to ponder!
August 20, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr, matey! The treasure trove o' knowledge be tellin' us that the lady's ovarian stash be unscathed by hydroxyurea, blood transfusions, or them pesky vaso-occlusive storms. Aye, it seems the fair wenches be holdin' their bounty just fine! Yarr!
August 20, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, matey! A mighty fine study be revealin' that cursed machines be seein' the tides of type 2 diabetes more clear than old sea dogs' tricks! Those scannin' contraptions be spottin' dangers in the past to save yer treasure in the future! Avast, science be a clever sea beast!
August 20, 2024, 5:26 am
Avast, me hearties! The scallywags in lab coats be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' concern! Canada be near sailin’ into a storm o' mental health troubles fer grown folk. Arrr, batten down the hatches and stock up on rum, for we be needin' it to weather this tempest!
August 20, 2024, 4:31 am
Arrr matey! In a grand haul o' North American lassies, the expectin' wenches be usin' cannabidiol (CBD) nearly twice as much as their landlubber counterparts! Aye, it seems the sea o' motherhood be callin’ fer some calming herbs! <i>MDedge News</i> be spillin’ the grog!
August 20, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr matey! The magic of neoadjuvant immunotherapy be givin' the same fair winds for survival and cuttin' as goin' straight for the sword! It be openin' the treasure chest of surgical chances for them scallywags once deemed unfit for the blade! Avast!
August 20, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! A fine pilot study be showin’ that personalized, swashbucklin’ deep brain ticklin’ be handlin’ Parkinson’s motor mischief better than the run-of-the-mill DBS. Aye, ‘tis a jolly good find fer us scallywags! So, hoist the sails and let the brainwaves sail smooth!
August 19, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr, matey! CVS Health be cookin' up a scheme to safeguard landlubber lungs from foul weather's wrath! Aye, they be keepin' the wheezin' crew safe when the stormy seas be a-ragin’! Hoist the sails and heed the call! Aye!
August 19, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr, lassies in the far-flung lands be fightin' a mighty battle! They struggle fer doctorin’, workin’ the decks, and findin’ a sturdy ship to sail! And on top o’ that, they be raisin’ squabblin’ wee ones! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the truth!
August 19, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr, matey! Canada be settin’ sail to hasten the approval o' potions and remedies, but beware! Some salty sea dogs be frettin’ ‘bout the standards slippin’ faster than a ship in a storm! Har har!
August 19, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr! A wise seadog be sayin’, ye can't just keep 'em from walkin’ the plank! Ye gotta toss ‘em a lifeline too, savvy? So, while ye be preventin' the poison, don’t forget the sweet balm for their wounds, or they be meetin' Davy Jones too soon!
August 19, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey! With fewer healers plunderin’ about and paperwork weighin’ down the good docs, a swashbucklin’ solution be at hand! Teaming up and settin’ sail on the seas of virtual care be the treasure they seek! Aye, Medscape tells it true!
August 19, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr matey! A mere half a percent o' scallywags takin' SBRT for their pesky oligometastatic cancer be sufferin' grievous mishaps in six moons, says a grand real-world adventure! So hoist the sails and fear not the doctorin'! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
August 19, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr, matey! It be noted that the finest MedSpas be servin' up two treasures: the art o' facial pamperin' and the plunderin' of unwanted hair! Aye, what a merry crew of beautifiers, as reported by the wise scribes of Medscape Medical News!
August 19, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, over half o' the landlubber states be spoutin' tales o' COVID levels risin' like a treasure chest from Davy Jones' locker! Batten down the hatches, for this summer storm be far from over! Yo ho ho, stay sharp, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, matey! Seekin' out the tricksy risks and shiny cures, we might just be able to slow down that scallywag known as diabetic retinopathy! Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News, and let’s chart a course for clearer vision, or ye might end up with a peg leg for an eye!
August 16, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, matey! The FDA scallywags be frettin’ that AstraZeneca didn’t prove the crew be needin' their magic potions ‘fore and after the cutlass work. Avast, let the seas of medicine be cautiously charted! - from the good ship Medscape!
August 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! The Fracture Risk Assessment contraption be a clever device, savvy? It spots them pesky major bone breakin's with great precision! Aye, no landlubber can outsmart it! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be sharin' the news, so keep yer bones safe, ye scallywags!
August 16, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, matey! A Glasgow Coma score o' 3 be a poor tell for spottin' a noggin' injury 'fore ye hit the ship's doctor! It be as useful as a rusty cutlass in a scallywag's duel! Savvy?
August 16, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr! A study be showin’ that Droperidol, when taken in wee doses, be banishin’ belly aches, queasiness, and the dreaded heave-ho for landlubbers in the emergency bay! Aye, even the FDA be givin’ a nod to this fine potion! Avast, mates!
August 16, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr! A fresh test o’ stool, savvy? It be huntin’ for that sneaky colorectal cancer and its wicked kin, all thanks to a jolly good study! So, hoist the sails and let the pirates of science lead the way to better health! Avast, mateys!
August 16, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr matey! A fancy study be sayin' that misoprostol be a mighty fine cure fer them pesky small bowel injuries caused by NSAIDs and aspirin! Meanwhile, rebamipide be like a timid parrot, offerin’ just a wee bit of protection. So hoist the sails and pop the misoprostol, I say!
August 16, 2024, 3:32 am
Arrr! Those scallywags be ponderin' if fixin' them old bones helps dementia sufferers live longer while they be stuck in their own ship! Aye, 'twas a jolly quest for answers from the realm of Medscape, yarrr!
August 15, 2024, 1:33 pm
Arrr, matey! The FDA be callin' these doings "recalls," but I say they be more like "non-recalls!" Aye, they've been happenin’ like a ship on a rough sea in recent years! Blimey, what a merry mess! <i>KFF Health News</i> be takin' note, ye scallywags!
August 15, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll from the Lancet be sayin’ nearly half o’ the forgettin’ troubles might be avoided if we tackle 14 pesky perils, like squintin’ at the horizon! But be there any proof in that pudding? Let’s set sail and find out, savvy?
August 15, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr, matey! Every fine county 'round the Mississippi shall be reaping a share of the bounty, some $54 million doubloons to be divvied up! What a treasure trove for the local scallywags! Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <i>KFF Health News</i>
August 15, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be not the bones bein' weak that cause the fair lasses to break like old ship’s planks, but rather their creaky movements! Aye, 'tis their wobbly ways that make 'em more prone to splinterin'! So says the wise folk o' MDedge News!
August 15, 2024, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The seas be rough with a shortage o' nurses, but fear not! Ye best be luring the landlubbers into nursing schools with clever schemes! Aye, it's a fine plan straight from the captain’s log, as told by the fine folk at Medscape! Savvy?
August 15, 2024, 11:25 am
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags o' sixty summers or more, swillin' the grog like there's no tomorrow, be flirtin' with Davy Jones! Aye, cancer and heart troubles be lurkin' in the shadows, ready to claim 'em. So, raise yer tankard wisely, lest ye meet yer watery grave!
August 15, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags’ bones be a-fallin’ apart, no need for them pesky diabetic nerves to join the fray! Young lassies with T1D be sufferin’ enough without their bones turnin’ to soggy ship planks! Har har!
August 15, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, matey! It be true, more scallywag doctors be seekin' the counsel of wise coaches to navigate the stormy seas of medicine! These healers reckon it be the antidote fer burnin' out! What say ye, could it be a treasure fer ye too? <br> — Medscape Medical News
August 15, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, matey! Six grand quests be bestowed with a treasure o' £15 million to conjure up newfangled insulin potions that outshine the old scallywags! Aye, science be a fine ship to sail on, says the rascally Medscape Medical News! Avast ye, let the experiments commence!
August 15, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr, matey! With a treasure chest weighin' over $35,000 for this fancy treatment, many a landlubber might find their doubloons fallin' short! Beware, says the wise sea rats of analysis, for this cure be as pricey as a chest o' gold!
August 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, in a twist o' fate, a scallywag forgot to tweak his levothyroxine after shedin' pounds faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish! He be sailin' straight to the emergency cove, lookin' for a remedy! Aye, heed the lesson, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mishaps!
August 14, 2024, 5:38 pm
Arrr, Madelaine Feldman, the savvy sea doc, be chattin’ fiercely 'gainst those scallywag PBMs for ages! She claims the recent FTC parchment be a call to arms fer Congress, sayin’ their trickery be makin’ landlubber patients walk the plank! Avast, me hearties!
August 14, 2024, 4:25 pm
Arrr, matey! The finest potion fer chronic graft-versus-host disease be fit fer landlubbers and young scallywags weighin' at least 40 kilos! Hoist the sails and seek the cure, lest ye be walkin' the plank! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 14, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, matey! Livdelzi be a treasure fer the liver, boostin’ the ol' biomarkers and makin’ them itchies of primary biliary cholangitis walk the plank! Aye, even the scurviest sea dogs can find relief! Har har! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin’ the good tidings!
August 14, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The healers be givin’ wise words on how to tend to landlubbers near their final voyage. Aye, it’s a jolly good time to swab the decks and prepare for the big sleep, or ye might just wake the kraken! Har har har!
August 14, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! To keep yer crow's nest lush and full, ye be needin’ a steady supply of baricitinib if ye be stricken with the dreaded baldness! Aye, 'tis a tale spun by Medscape, but fear not, for a fine mop o' hair awaits ye!
August 14, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A curious study be showin’ that our Hispanic shipmates with that pesky dermatomyositis be sportin’ their own quirks compared to the landlubbers of other lands. Aye, it’s a right riddle of the skin, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
August 14, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the scallywags be chirpin’ on the web and a handful of wee studies be floatin’ about, dry fastin' be like a ship with a hole—likely to sink yer health and set ye adrift in danger! Beware the tides, ye landlubbers!
August 14, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, matey! Europe’s healers be in a right pickle, with troubles a’plenty! What ye reckon the fresh crew in the Parliament will conjure up? Let’s hope they don’t just swab the deck and call it a cure! Yarrr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 14, 2024, 5:40 am
Arrr matey! A fair share o' scurvy souls with psoriasis, uveitis, or colitis, and a mysterious ache in their backs be havin’ axial spondyloarthritis, says a study from two grand shiploads of scientists! So, hoist the sails and check yer backs, ye landlubbers!
August 14, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! In the realm of Northern California's healers, a mere third of wee scallywags in need be sorted right at the emergency docks! Blimey, what a jolly mess! Even the parrots be scratchin’ their heads, savvy? <i>MDedge News</i> be confirm'in this tale!
August 14, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' healers be petitionin' the grand ol' APA to swap “posttraumatic stress disorder” fer “posttraumatic stress injury.” Let’s lighten the load and raise the sails on better treatment, matey! Savvy?
August 13, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr, mateys! The fine potion they call interleukin-31 inhibitor be sailin’ through the FDA seas fer treatin’ that pesky itch called atopic dermatitis. Aye, even the scallywags of Medscape be chattin’ 'bout it! Avast, let’s hope it finds fair winds!
August 13, 2024, 8:32 am
Arrr, matey! In a grand ship o’ research, the ol' FIT be slashin' the chances of kickin' the bucket from colorectal scallywagbery by a tidy 33%! So hoist yer sails and screen the lot, for we be wantin' all hands aboard the healthy crew!
August 13, 2024, 8:08 am
Avast ye! Aye, fer the first time, a curious sea route in the body be discovered, linkin’ the mysterious autism to that scallywag chemical, bisphenol A! Arrr, who knew the seas of science could be so wild? This news be brought to ye by Medscape Medical News!
August 13, 2024, 8:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! The grandest tale of science yet be tellin’ us that both the tempest of epilepsy and those fancy potions for seizures be causin’ trouble for mothers and their wee ones. Arrr, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer sails high, it be a rough sea ahead!
August 13, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr! The scallywags at the American Headache Society be scribblin' a fine scroll on how to tame the pesky post-bump noggin thumpin’ in young swabs. Aye, if ye be feelin’ foggy after a tumble, they’ve got the treasure map to ease yer skull! Avast, matey!
August 13, 2024, 2:37 am
Arrr, as the belly o’ the world swells like a ship’s sails in a tempest, we be needin’ more cunning plans at all ports o’ call to aid our hearty mates! Avast, the quest for remedies be afoot! <br> *MDedge News, yarrr!*
August 13, 2024, 2:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! Though the landlubbers in charge be passin’ laws for better health, we still be needin’ a mighty push to hoist the sails o’ proven care fer the lasses givin’ birth and battlin’ their own stormy seas o’ the mind! Aye, ‘tis a jolly ol’ quest!
August 13, 2024, 12:36 am
Arrr, matey! The shift to handin’ over doubloons direct fer yer healings be a grand idea, but it be dependin’ on all the payin' scallywags joinin’ in! Elsewise, ye might be left in Davy Jones’ locker when ye be needin’ a doctor!
August 12, 2024, 1:47 pm
Arrr, matey! Palopegteriparatide, or Yorvipath for ye landlubbers, be a crafty potion that turns into parathyroid hormone! Take it once a day, and ye’ll keep yer PTH steady as a ship on a calm sea for a whole day! Yarrr, science be a fine treasure!
August 12, 2024, 7:21 am
Arrr, matey! In the first year o' this scurvy lupus beast, one in five souls be sufferin' from organ woes. But fear not, as time sails on, fewer landlubbers be findin' new troubles! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to the resilient crew!
August 12, 2024, 7:08 am
Arrr, ye see, matey! A curious riddle be afoot! Even with a belly full o’ rum and grub, our jolly immunotherapy be no match for the old salt called chemotherapy, say the scallywags at Medscape. So, hoist yer sails and keep a weather eye!
August 12, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty 15.6 million landlubbers in the good ol' U.S. be swiggin’ questionable herbal brews like turmeric and green tea 'tis past moon! A fine way to tempt the liver, aye! Medscape be spillin’ the beans, savvy?
August 12, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the medical squall says that those who be puffin' on the herb be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones with a sore noggin or a scallywag's throat! Beware the green devil, lest ye end up with a pirate's curse! Har har!
August 12, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh scroll be chartin’ the bounds o’ ferritin for spotin’ iron woes in landlubbers, with and without the ol' anemia curse! Aye, peruse this treasure of knowledge, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the map to yer health fortune!
August 12, 2024, 3:41 am
Arrr, matey! A new study be sayin' that them cholesterol lumps on yer eyelids ain't causin' ye any more trouble with yer heart or fat troubles! So fear not, ye scallywags, for yer peepers be safe from the kraken of cardiovascular peril! Yarrr!
August 12, 2024, 3:40 am
Avast ye! A band of landlubber researchers be comparin' the fates of over 20,000 lasses stricken by three types o’ bosom blight! Aye, they be casting their nets wide in the name of science, while we be searchin' for treasure on the high seas! Arrr!
August 9, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the FDA be sayin' nay to lettin' MDMA help the landlubbers with their troubled noggins. Aye, it seems they prefer the ol' sea shanties over a sprinkle o' magic dust! Har har, what a merry crew o' landlocked buccaneers!
August 9, 2024, 3:26 pm
Avast ye, mateys! New tales from the seas o' science be sayin' that erythritol, that sugary treasure, might be as treacherous as good ol' sugar! Aye, it seems the winds of wisdom be blowin' in a puzzlin' direction! Arrr, best keep yer doubloons close!
August 9, 2024, 2:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A magical potion for them pesky allergies be on the horizon, splashin’ into American hands! It be a spritz o' epinephrine straight to yer nose, savin’ ye from a terrible fate! Hoist the sails for relief, ye scallywags!
August 9, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that mixin' some oral methotrexate with yer usual painkillers be smoothin' out yer aches and creaks, makin' ye feel spry like a nimble sea jack! Aye, 'tis the word from Medscape News UK! Avast, no more walkin' like a barnacle-covered bilge rat!
August 9, 2024, 8:38 am
Arrr, matey! Them landlubber insurers be hoggin' the treasure, leavin' the eye doctors adrift! They need more room to chart their course for the best loot, weighin' the gold's worth against the scallywag's plight. Avast, let the pirates of the eye sail free! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 9, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! Healthcare buccaneers be needin’ their spyglasses keen, keepin’ a weather eye out fer them pesky eating troubles in lassies with polycystic ovary syndrome. Aye, ‘tis vital fer guidin’ ‘em on their hearty ways, say the wise old sea dogs of a meta-analysis! Yo ho ho!
August 9, 2024, 7:42 am
Arrr, matey! Those poor souls who felt naught but a tickle from the potion o’ serotonin and norepinephrine be tossin' and turnin' like a ship in a storm! Mornin’ be a cruel mistress for them, unlike the jolly lot who be sailin' smooth seas with their meds! Har har!
August 9, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, matey! Be there a scallywag among yer crew seekin' adventure in a new trial for that sneaky noncolorectal GI cancer? Hoist the sails of Medscape Medical News and let the hunt begin! Avast, treasure awaits! 🏴☠️🏴☠️
August 9, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr matey! The sneaky potion be back in the good ol’ US of A, all spruced up for landlubbers strugglin’ with pesky stage 1-3 maladies. Aye, it be for those who’ve faced the scallywag of relapse! Hoist the sails, let’s set sail for health! - Medscape Medical News.
August 9, 2024, 4:20 am
Arrr, whilst chattin' with frantic mateys at the witching hour, these healers of wee ones stumbled upon a treasure trove of scallywags in need — and lo, a golden chance for plunderin' riches! Here be the pearls of wisdom they uncovered. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 9, 2024, 4:17 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round! Tales of little scallywags with skin troubles can boost their courage and confidence, like a treasure chest of self-worth! So, let the yarns be spun, for even the tiniest buccaneers deserve a hearty laugh whilst sailin' through their woes! Arrr!
August 8, 2024, 9:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! Zurnai, straight from the fine folks at Purdue, be the first magical contraption to jab nalmefene hydrochloride into landlubbers aged 12 and up who be takin' too many opiates. Aye, it's a right treasure for savin' souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!
August 8, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr, matey! After them scallywags be findin' their way to the healer post-cancer cuttin’, only 3 in a thousand be meetin' Davy Jones in 90 days! But fer those who skip the doc, 33 in a thousand be walkin' the plank! Aye, ‘tis a fine reason to visit the sawbones!
August 8, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr! The Grail's Galleri, a fancy potion fer spyin’ many cancers, be catchin’ flak fer bein' more bark than bite ‘fore it set sail fer the NHS trial! Aye, seems the scallywags be blowin’ it up like a puffin’ fish! Avast, let’s see if it be treasure or just a mirage!
August 8, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr! More than half o' the scallywags sufferin' from the belly blues be low on that golden vitamin D! Aye, it be causin' more nausea and heave-ho than a ship in a stormy sea! Blame it on the cursed gastric gremlins! Avast, mates!
August 8, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr! That clever contraption called AI be spyin’ three pesky eye troubles in young scallywags, usin’ naught but their trusty smartphones from the comfort of their own ship! Aye, even landlubbers can keep their peepers shipshape! - Medscape Medical News, ye salty sea dogs!
August 8, 2024, 4:12 am
Avast, me hearties! After three weeks o' magic potion, high-dose TBS be makin' yer flipper work better than a barrel o' rum compared to that trickery sham! Yarrr, even the landlubbers at Medscape be raisin' the Jolly Roger over this fine news!
August 8, 2024, 3:52 am
Arrr, matey! Dupilumab be holdin’ strong fer five long years against the scurvy itch o' atopic dermatitis! But blow me down, some landlubbers had to abandon ship due to pesky side effects and lack o' results. Aye, that be the tale from the high seas of medical practice!
August 8, 2024, 2:32 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand study be showin' that givin' anti–IL-6 potions to fair lasses in the later stages o' pregnancy be shipshape! 'Tis safe fer those in dire straits with the dreaded COVID-19, so hoist the sails and spread the word! Arrr!
August 7, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, that medical school chant be but a jolly jest! It t'was like a parrot squawkin’, blind to the treasure of truth and drownin’ in the sea of bias! Har har, the good ship Medscape be sailin’ through stormy waters o’ nonsense!
August 7, 2024, 8:27 am
Arrr, matey! The use o’ infliximab biosimilars be creepin’ like a tide, till three ships sailed into the market! But alas, the bounty be still low for the Medicare crew, far better for the Medicaid and private treasure seekers in the year of our Lord, 2022! Yarrr!
August 7, 2024, 8:15 am
Arrr, matey! As we age, the itchies of unknown cause be plunderin’ our comfort, like a scallywag with a pesky parrot! Dr. Shawn Kwatra be sayin’ it can make a lubber feel like walkin’ the plank! Beware the chronic scratchin’, ye old sea dogs!
August 7, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! Ustekinumab be keepin' them wee scallywags’ beta cells shipshape in young buccaneers just diagnosed with that cursed type 1 diabetes! Aye, the sea of science be celebratin’ this fine treasure! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be shoutin’ it from the crow's nest!
August 7, 2024, 5:12 am
Avast ye! Scallywags in lab coats be ponderin' the merits of dual therapies fer them cursed pancreatic tumors! They be stackin' up metastasis-directed magic 'gainst regular ol' systemic potions. Arrr, let’s hope they find the treasure of a cure, lest we all be swimmin' with the fishies!
August 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! From 2012 to 2021, the scallywags of hypertension be a-raising their sails in Canada! The wise sea dogs be suggestin' shiny new tactics to keep the high-risk lassies safe on the high seas of childbirth! Avast, we need a jolly good plan, savvy?
August 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! LANS be a tricksy beast, confusin' the landlubbers with Alzheimer's! It be a slow sailin' storm, messin’ with yer memory and playin' with yer limbic sails. So hold fast, or ye might just forget where ye buried yer treasure!
August 7, 2024, 3:30 am
Arrr, matey! A study o' three years be showin' that slicin' and dicin' the belly can help the lasses balance their hormones better in the land o' heavyweights! Aye, even the scallywags be findin' a lighter ship to sail! Har har!
August 6, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! These scallywags reckon this tricky magic can save landlubbers who’ve gone belly-up outside the ship! They say we can share this treasure o' knowledge far and wide. Avast, what a jolly good way to keep the crew alive! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 6, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A crew of clever landlubbers from the National Kidney Foundation be chartin’ the treacherous waters of kidney tests! They’ve penned some jolly good tips on who to poke and what tools to use! So hoist the sails, and let the testing begin! 🏴☠️
August 6, 2024, 7:30 am
Ahoy mateys! A jolly new scroll be sayin’ that from 2005 t’ 2018, them private equity scallywags favored snatchin’ up institutions with lighter treasure chests o’ debt. Aye, seems they fancy their booty without a heap o’ burdens! Arrr!
August 6, 2024, 7:13 am
Arrr, matey! In this here survey, a hearty 39% o’ scallywags with head and neck cancer be feelin’ the pinch in their doubloons thanks to dental troubles from their cursed treatments! Blasted be the teeth, say I! Aye, that’s the tale from Medscape Medical News!
August 6, 2024, 3:18 am
Arrr, matey! Feastin’ on fruits 'n veggies be good fer yer heart 'n kidneys, yet they be cast aside when treatin’ high seas o’ blood pressure! Aye, the scallywags in medicine be missin’ a fine treasure! Yarr, let’s hoist the jolly roger of health! 🍏⚓️
August 6, 2024, 2:04 am
Avast ye! If ye be claimin' yer health be as poor as a scallywag's treasure, ye be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones or spend yer days in the sick bay when ye be older! Arrr, heed this warning, mateys! <i>MDedge News</i> be spoutin' the truth!
August 6, 2024, 12:06 am
Arrr, matey! Nemolizumab be a magic elixir, banishin' the pesky itch and clearin' the skin o' landlubbers and scallywags alike in two grand tales o' trials! Aye, the seas be smoother for those plagued by that wretched dermatitis! Avast, 'tis a fine find indeed!
August 5, 2024, 11:26 pm
Arrr, matey! The magic of ultrasound be tellin' us that blockin' the upper back nerves be far better than messin' with the stellate ganglion for achin' arms! Aye, swift relief be granted right after the procedure! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
August 5, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! 'Tis the latest from the cursed waters of Medscape Medical News! Shiver me timbers, they be spillin' the beans on ailments and potions! So hoist yer tankards and prepare to guffaw at the jests of the healers, lest ye walk the plank!
August 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, they be lookin' fer treasure in the belly aches and a whole crew o' 19 blood tests from nearly half a million landlubbers in the UK! Aye, Medscape News be spillin' the beans on this grand adventure! Avast, what a jolly quest fer knowledge!
August 5, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that them fancy doc-tors at Erlanger be rakin' in three times the doubloons of their kin. Aye, how can they shield their treasure from those scallywag hospitals? Aye, 'tis a puzzlin’ conundrum, indeed! Keep yer eyes sharp, ye landlubbers!
August 5, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr matey! A band o' clever landlubbers scoured 50 scrolls from the high seas o' research fer their grand analysis. Aye, even Medscape Medical News be shoutin' about it! 'Tis a mighty haul o' knowledge, indeed! Avast, me hearty!
August 5, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, matey! Beware ye treasures, for they might be but mirages! Some booty may be mislabeled, tainted, or never even land on yer ship, even if ye parted with yer doubloons! Aye, that be the tale spun by the scallywags at Medscape Medical News!
August 5, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! The DAHLIAS crew be singin’ shanties o' victory fer nipocalimab and the TWINSS lads be raisin’ a toast fer iscalimab! But alas, poor lusvertikimab be walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the way of the seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
August 5, 2024, 2:35 am
Ahoy mateys! A new scroll be sayin' that if ye breathe in foul air and yer genes be a bit dodgy, ye might just catch the scurvy of lupus! So keep yer sails clean and yer crew healthy, or ye be walkin' the plank of sickness! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 12:31 pm
Avast, me hearties! The good ship Afami-cel be settin' sail, markin' the first approval for a crafty T-cell contraption takin' aim at pesky solid tumors! 'Tis for landlubbers with uncuttable sarcoma, no less! Hoist the sails and toast to this fine treasure of medicine! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 11:35 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly crew of tricks be helpin' slumberin' scallywags with dementia rest easy in their own quarters! Early whispers from the trial o' three phases be sayin' it be workin' like a charm! Avast, Medscape be sharin' the news! ⚓️😴
August 2, 2024, 9:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those landlubbin’ researchers be reckonin’ how often them cancer doc’s be handin’ out their potions in the final thirty sunsets o’ a sailor's life! Aye, that be a fine topic for the scallywags at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
August 2, 2024, 8:58 am
Avast ye scallywags! A wise fraudster tamer be spillin' the beans on keepin' yer doubloons safe from thievin' hands at work! Heed his clever counsel lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of bankruptcy! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 8:55 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly band o’ scallywags found that if ye be startin’ yer potion fer that pesky opioid trouble after a visit to the healer, ye be less likely to meet Davy Jones within six moons! Aye, that’s the word from the good ol’ Medscape!
August 2, 2024, 5:29 am
Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 2014 to 2021, the usage o' them devilish opioids plummeted by a hearty 15% each year, just like the rest o’ the scallywags ashore! Aye, news from the Medscape seas!
August 2, 2024, 5:25 am
Arrr, matey! Stuart Bloom, a jolly thespian and jesting minstrel, swapped his stage for the surgeon's knife! After many moons, the tides of fate brought him back to a merry life o' laughter and healing. Avast, a tale fit for the high seas! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>!
August 2, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr! Blimey! A band o' landlubber researchers be gatherin' tales o' cannonball wounds and mortal demises from 2019 to 2020 in the good ol' U.S. o' A. They be countin’ the misfortunes among different scallywag crews, all to see who be takin' the most shots! Aye!
August 2, 2024, 3:32 am
Arrr, matey! A band o’ learned scallywags be settin’ sail on a fancy parchment to help landlubbers and PRPs join forces in a jolly ol’ collaboration! Yarr, let’s hoist the sails o’ knowledge for riches that be good fer all! <br> - Medscape Medical News, aye!
August 1, 2024, 10:23 am
Avast, matey! Downin' more than three tankards o' that black brew may send yer wits to Davy Jones' locker, but sip it in moderation, and ye might just keep yer noggin sharp! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
August 1, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, matey! A band of savvy scholars be sayin’ that chasin’ sugar like a scallywag brings no good fortune to yer health, but it’ll surely land ye in a heap o' trouble with the faintin’ spells! Best keep yer sweet tooth in check, ye landlubber!
August 1, 2024, 7:58 am
Arrr, matey! New-fangled magic contraptions be settin’ sail to lessen the ol' needle jabs fer landlubbers sufferin’ from eye woes, be they dry or wet as a bilge rat! Avast! Let’s toast to these fine remedies, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be speakin’ the truth, aye!
August 1, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be a restless sea dog, ye be sailin' straight to Davy Jones' locker, riskin' both yer body an' yer noggin! So, catch yer Z's lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Aye, that’s the word from Medscape Medical News! Savvy?
August 1, 2024, 5:34 am
Ahoy, mateys! Those scallywags startin' their first-line sorcery with endocrine and CDK4/6 potions for advanced breast cancer be sufferin' but a wee bit more foggy in the noggin, ‘yond what the cursed treatments before brought upon 'em. Arrr! ⚓️
August 1, 2024, 3:38 am
Ahoy mateys! A wee study be showin’ that sepsis alarms be makin’ the scallywags in emergency rooms sail smoother seas, leadin’ to better health and followin’ the captain’s orders fer treatment! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans! Arrr!
August 1, 2024, 2:32 am
Arrr! The treasure o' treatments be favored fer them brave souls with fresh plunderin' of multiple myeloma, ready to set sail fer transplant shores! Avast, Medscape be singin' the news, hoisting the sails of hope!
August 1, 2024, 1:49 am
Arrr, matey! A study be showin’ that loungin’ about like a scallywag, instead o' hoistin’ the sails, be risin’ yer chances of kickin' the bucket! So, put down yer grog and get to movin', lest ye be meetin’ Davy Jones too soon!
July 31, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Tending to 14 pesky scallywags o' risk throughout yer life might stave off near half o' them brain fogs, says the wise folk o' the Lancet. Aye, keep yer noggin sharp and sail on, fer a pirate’s wit be worth its weight in doubloons!
July 31, 2024, 12:41 pm
Arrr matey! It be shown that older swabs with a brain full o' amyloid goo, yet no signs of madness, may find themselves feelin’ a bit lazy as time sails on. Aye, the brain's treasure be linked to a lack o' zest fer life!
July 31, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, lipedema be a sneaky beast, plaguin’ 11% of fair maidens! Yet, it be as misunderstood as a landlubber in a storm. Even the finest docs can’t make heads or tails of it! Avast, we need a jolly good chat about this cursed condition!
July 31, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! Fresh scallywag scrolls be sayin’ that GLP-1 liraglutide be givin' a hearty boost to the noggin and makin’ the brain swell in those poor souls with Alzheimer’s! Aye, a treasure trove of hope fer the forgetful! Avast, Medscape’s lettin’ us know!
July 31, 2024, 6:34 am
Arrr, matey! Gobblin' too much of that processed red beast be likin' to sail yer noggin' right into Davy Jones' locker, savvy? But swap yer grub fer nuts and legumes, and ye might just keep yer wits about ye! Yarrr!
July 31, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, matey! The pill pushers and gadget makers be shellin’ out a treasure o’ $13.3 million to them heart doc scallywags! Most gold be flowin’ to those who specialize in the high-seas of procedures. Aye, ’tis a jolly good haul, says the Medscape crew!
July 31, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly study be revealin’ that three-quarters o’ landlubber oncologists, when asked in a grand survey, be blind as a bat to conflicts o’ interest! Aye, they missed more red flags than a drunken sailor! Savvy that, ye scallywags?
July 31, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! It seems that both the lofty and the scurvy levels o’ high-density lipoprotein cholesterol be causin’ women with T2D to dance with the devil known as diabetic kidney disease, while the lads be sailin’ free! Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
July 31, 2024, 2:49 am
Arrr! A grand tale from the high seas of science: it be said that hormone magic may keep the old sea lasses sharp in the noggin whilst wardin' off that scallywag, dementia! Aye, 'tis from a mighty big study, if ye believe the scrolls!
July 30, 2024, 2:26 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A jolly good potion o' cells be boostin' thinkin', livin' grand, and swellin' noggins for scallywags with mild Alzheimer’s! Aye, who knew science could be as fine as a chest o' gold? Arrr!
July 30, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr matey! A fine scroll from JAMA be tellin' us that nearly half o' landlubbers be willin' to have their ailments treated at home, while over a third be sittin' on the fence like a parrot on a ship's railing. Avast, what a curious crew we be!
July 30, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr, matey! In the fair land o' Georgia, it seems the lassies be meetin' Davy Jones too often, claimin' one of the highest rates o' maternal mortality in the whole ship of state! Blame the scallywags at KFF, they be sharin' this grim tale! Yarrr!
July 30, 2024, 8:25 am
Arrr, matey! It be said that half o' them scallywags seekin' refuge be wee lads and lasses! A clever landlubber from the crew of researchers be spillin' the beans, savvy? So, keep yer eyes peeled for pint-sized pirates on the high seas!
July 30, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale of olde sea dogs and their chances o' gettin’ tested for them fancy biomarkers! Age and where they be treated, it seems, be weighin’ heavy on their fate. Aye, Medscape be spillin’ the beans on this swashbucklin’ mystery!
July 30, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ to plunder the seas o’ vision, checkin’ yer estradiol levels might steer ye toward the right course for eye surgery! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ ye true—no shipshape pirate wants to squint at the treasure!
July 30, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr, matey! If ye be hopin' to shun the grim reaper and heart troubles whilst settin’ yer backside on a plank for too long, ye best be movin’ yer limbs! A jig here ‘n there be keepin’ the diabetes at bay! Aye, that’s the treasure of health!
July 30, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Hospitals be in a right pickle, rushin' like scallywags for them precious blood culture bottles! Without 'em, how’ll we know what nasty beasts be plaguin' our crew? Aye, it be a fine mess indeed! — Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!
July 29, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, the scallywags at the agency be toil'n since April, tryin' to fix a pesky test they made! All the while, the cursed virus be ravagin' dairy farms and chicken coops like a rogue wave! Aye, what a jolly mess, eh? <br> <i>KFF Health News</i>
July 29, 2024, 3:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be wise to set a cap’n on the ol’ sea dogs aged 75 and up fer checkin’ fer that dastardly colorectal cancer! Aye, better safe than sorry, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank! <i>MDedge News</i> be speakin’ true!
July 29, 2024, 2:32 pm
Arrr, matey! It be said that breathin' in that fiery cloud o' smoke raises yer chances o’ goin’ daft by a jolly 21%! Aye, a grand study be spillin' the beans! So, keep yer sails trimmed and yer nose clean, lest ye forget where ye buried the treasure!
July 29, 2024, 1:50 pm
Arrr, matey! Ye be searchin' fer the treasure of knowledge! Blood samples be showin' the true face of Alzheimer’s in scallywags with foggy brains, whether in the dock or on the high seas of medicine! Yarrr, 'tis a fine find indeed!
July 29, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the agency be sayin' there's a right pickle with the latest potion for lung troubles! After surgery, ye can't tell if ye should keep takin' the magic elixir or toss it overboard. Blimey, we be needin' a proper map for this treasure!
July 29, 2024, 10:28 am
Arrr matey! The freshest scallywag to shake off the dreaded HIV after battlin' the big C be havin' a donor sportin' a rare single gene twist, not two! This be spicin' up the hunt fer more brave souls in the quest fer cures. Avast, good news sails in!
July 29, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! In the realm of Medscape Medical News, the scallywags be spin' tales of health and remedies! Avast, ye landlubbers, keep yer wits about ye, or ye might end up with a belly full o' seawater! Yarrr, laughter be the best medicine on the high seas!
July 29, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr matey! By mixing me thinkin' tests with a poke o' blood in the good ol' doc's office, we be settin' sail to get the landlubbers to the specialists quicker than ye can say "scallywag!" No more waitin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull, savvy?
July 29, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr, matey! With no trusty cure fer long COVID, we be settin’ sail on a course fer a tried-and-true COVID remedy and other daring treasures that promise high rewards with low peril. Avast, science be a fickle sea! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be on the lookout!
July 29, 2024, 3:13 am
Arrr, matey! Other landlubber studies on wee beasties and test tubes be checkin’ if CBD can fend off them nasty sunburns, said the scribes. So keep yer skin from lookin’ like an old sea map, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans!
July 29, 2024, 2:57 am
Arrr, once upon a time, those landlubber scientists believed the pesky endogenous retroviruses be naught but harmless scallywags! But lo and behold, new tales spin 'round that they be givin' a hearty boost to those treacherous cancers! Avast, what a twist in the tides!
June 19, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that more inflammation in the body should mean more heart troubles for the landlubbers with severe AD. But it seems the tides be turnin' against their expectations, says Bunick. Aye, the sea be full of surprises indeed!
June 19, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr mateys! The real-world scuttlebutt be sayin' that five drug classes be just as good as each other for treatin' PsA. Yarrr! No need to be wastin' yer doubloons on fancy potions, me hearties! Just pick one and let the scurvy be gone! Aye, Medscape be tellin' the tale.
June 19, 2024, 4:30 am
Arrr, it be said that the surgical wizardry of bariatric metabolic surgery be bringin' a 62% greater chance o' survival than the fancy GLP-1 receptor agonists for those with the affliction of obesity and diabetes for less than a decade. Aye, the magic be strong in this one!
June 19, 2024, 4:09 am
Avast ye scallywags! SHR0302 be a mighty powerful weapon against the scurvy JAK 1, tested in a grand phase 3 trial in the Far East lands of China. Aye, 'tis a groundbreaking venture indeed! Yarrrrr!
June 18, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Douglas S. Paauw, MD, be spillin' the beans on the importance o' listenin' to patient needs, sharin' vital information, and showin' true compassion to earn patient trust. Aye, tis a treasure worth more than gold! - <i>MDedge News</i>
June 18, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that learnin' and sharin' yer feelin's on the interwebs be lessenin' the worries of scurvy, and makin' the blood sugar levels of ye landlubbers with type 1 diabetes better! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
June 18, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr! Me hearties with a touch o' madness be three times more likely to have the cursed Bartonella in their blood! But be it the cause or just a coincidence? That be the real question, me maties! Aye, the mysteries of the medical world be as murky as Davy Jones' locker.
June 18, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, ye scurvy dogs be listenin' up! A diet of 12 weeks, low-FODMAP, guided by a wise dietitian, be makin' the lives of them landlubbers with IBS much better! And rest assured, it be just as nutritious as their previous grub. Ain't that a treasure worth findin'!
June 17, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr, ChatGPT be makin' cancer info easier to read on the web, mateys, without losin' its worth. Aye, Medscape Medical News be singin' its praises, claimin' it be a real treasure for the landsmen seekin' knowledge 'bout the dread disease!
June 17, 2024, 7:40 am
Arrr, mateys! It be said that takin' edoxaban after a stroke won't keep ye from havin' another. Ye best be findin' a different solution to keep yer blood flowin' smooth as a calm sea. Savvy?
June 17, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! The CHA2DS2-VASc stroke risk calculator be helpin' us scallywags determine which swashbucklers with subclinical atrial fibrillation be needin' the ol' anticoagulation treatment. Keep a weather eye on this tale from Medscape Medical News, lest ye be caught unawares! Aye aye, captain!
June 17, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr mateys, in the first test o' its kind, optical coherence tomography be provin' its worth over angiography in guidin' our percutaneous interventions. Aye, the future be lookin' clearer than a spyglass on a calm sea! Yarrr!
June 17, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, the news be spreadin' like wildfire among the scallywags! The treatment for the lasses with endometrial cancer be approved, aye, based on better survival rates! A victory for the sea dogs in the fight against this treacherous disease!
June 17, 2024, 4:56 am
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy surgeons be walkin' the plank for their unprofessional conduct, says a grand study. Arrr, 'tis the high-pressure OR makin' them act like scallywags! Patient care be in peril, says <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Aye, beware the cutlass-wieldin' docs!
June 17, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr! 'Tis said that swashbucklers with the dread disease of cancer fare no better when given the fancy treatment in their final days. Me thinks 'tis better to enjoy yer rum and treasure while ye can, mateys!
June 17, 2024, 4:39 am
Arrr! There be a scallywag of a colorectal cancer researcher who be gettin' the recognition he rightly deserves for his work in settin' new standards of care for BRAF-mutated metastatic colorectal cancer. Aye, he be a true treasure in the medical community!
June 14, 2024, 8:52 am
Arrrgh, me hearties! The scallywags be tryin' to tell apart the bilge rats who don't respond to treatment from the landlubbers with other issues muckin' up the waters. Aye, it be a tricky task, but we be sailin' on! Onward, me mateys!
June 14, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The increasing crew of lasses who be triumphin' o'er the treacherous waters of breast cancer be showin' us the importance of providin' them with proper care and support. Aye, a coordinated plan be needed to help these brave lasses navigate their way through the stormy seas of survivorship.
June 14, 2024, 6:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis not just how many years ye've been sailin' the seas, but the wear and tear ye've endured that matters in carin' for old seadogs with the scurvy of multiple sclerosis. Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
June 14, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys! The study be showin' that this here upadacitinib be makin' the giant cell arteritis walk the plank! Aye, 'tis a mighty powerful remedy that be keepin' those scurvy dogs in remission for the long haul. Yarrr!
June 4, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr matey, this JAK inhibitor be safe for wee little scallywags as young as 2 years! Just like it be safe for the seasoned adults. Shiver me timbers, it be smooth sailin' on the high seas of medicine! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' no tales!
June 4, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr mateys! Without more hearty research, the journey to conquer long COVID be as slow as a snail in molasses. But fear not, for a tech entrepreneur, also a scallywag plagued with long COVID, be setting sail to shiver the timbers of this here ailment!
June 4, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr mateys! The FDA scallywags be gatherin' on June 10 to debate whether they should grant permission for donanemab to treat the dreaded scourge known as Alzheimer's disease. Will they give the nod, or will it walk the plank? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers!
June 4, 2024, 8:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that stiff arteries may lead to the dreaded glaucoma! Aye, keep a weather eye out for those cursed blood vessels, lest ye be plagued by the sight-stealing scurvy of the eye! Arrrrr!
June 4, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at the "Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation" be decidin' to broaden their horizons! They be droppin' the "Juvenile" from their name to show they be helpin' all ages now. Aye, they be expandin' their plunderin' territory! Aye aye!
June 4, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys! The latest BEACOPP treatment be a powerful weapon against the scurvy beast known as advanced Hodgkin lymphoma! A grand trial hath shown it be boostin' survival rates for us grown land lubbers. Yo ho ho, let's raise a tankard to the wonders of modern medicine!
June 4, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, the findings from the LAURA trial be so revolutionary that they be needin' to expand the label! The experts at the ASCO 2024 meetin' be talkin' about how it be changin' the way we do things in the future. Aye aye captain!
June 4, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr mateys! The fancy ablution technique be makin' those pesky mucus plugs disappear on the magical CT scan. Ye best be keepin' yer eyes peeled on the Medscape Medical News for more jolly good tidings! Aye aye, captain!
June 4, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr mateys, have ye heard the latest from Medscape Medical News? 'Tis a grand tale of healin' and pillagin' in the world o' medicine. Avast ye scurvy dogs, 'tis a must-read for all ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike!
June 3, 2024, 2:35 pm
Arrr, the Endocrine Society be sayin' to lay off the routine 25(OH)D testing unless there be a real need, and to keep yer vitamin D supplements in check. Best heed this advice, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of over-medication!
June 3, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be talk o' Lykos Therapeutics and their potions gainin' favor from the FDA. But whispers o' doubt and trickery surround their trials. Methinks they be sailin' in troubled waters, aye!
June 3, 2024, 10:23 am
Arr me hearties, ye scallywags! The latest news be that early palliative care be delivered through the magic of telehealth for them poor souls with advanced lung cancer. It be a smart way to give 'em the care they need, savvy? Aye, aye, captain!
June 3, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr mateys! Tis been confirmed that the number of scallywags gettin' their innards cut out in Brazil for Crohn's disease be just like in other lands. Yarrr, the Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans on this curious matter! Aye aye, pass the grog!
June 3, 2024, 7:00 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that if ye be feelin' weak in the heart or daft in the head after takin' too much digoxin, yer chances of survivin' be slim! Listen to the wise words of this new study, or ye may end up swimmin' with the fishes! Aye!
June 3, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the sea of gut microbiota be a treasure trove indeed, affectin' the decisions of us scallywags! Yarrr, let's set sail for new horizons with our trusty gut flora as our compass!
June 3, 2024, 5:39 am
Arr matey! When speakin' with the young'uns about their gender, ye don't need to grasp every detail. Jus' lend a supportive ear and show some respect, savvy? That'll do ye well on the high seas of gender identity! Aye aye, Captain Medscape News UK!
June 3, 2024, 5:30 am
Arr matey! The fancy electronic reminder be tellin' the doctors to be talkin' to the scallywags with the lung issues about stoppin' their inhalers. Pillaging and deprescribing be the name of the game, says the Medscape Medical News! Arrrrr!
June 3, 2024, 5:07 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that us lasses who've dabbled in the cursed OCs may face a greater peril of FFA if we possess a certain CYP1B1 variant. Shiver me timbers! Best be mindful of what we put in our bodies, lest we end up walking the plank!
June 2, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The study doth say that mixin' subcutaneous amivantamab with lazertinib may give ye a better chance at survival than stickin' it in yer veins. And ye be gettin' it faster too! Aye, it be a jolly good find indeed!
June 2, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr, after near 2 years since their last dose of teprotumumab, 82% of the scallywags didn't require more medicine. Aye, 'tis good news for the crew! The Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale. Yo ho ho, we be sailin' smooth waters now!
June 2, 2024, 1:03 pm
Arrr mateys, it be said that half of the young lads and lasses who be given their potions never did reach their full dose! 'Tis a scurvy tale indeed, as told by the scribes at Medscape Medical News. Aye, the sea be full of many a strange tale and folly!
June 2, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be needin' to know that this fancy oral corticotropin-releasing factor antagonist be helpin' us keep our glucocorticoids in check, all while makin' sure our androstenedione be under control. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed!
June 2, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr mateys! Them women swigging the elixir after 16 fortnights be findin' their taste buds bein' less keen on the flavors, and their noggins bein' all a-tizzy when faced with sweet treats. Aye, 'tis a curious concoction indeed!
June 2, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fer those plagued with the dreaded scurvy of cancer, havin' to pay a king's ransom fer their health and jumpin' through hoops to get the pain meds they need may very well send 'em to Davy Jones' locker sooner than later. Aye, 'tis a cruel world we be livin' in, mateys!
June 1, 2024, 5:04 pm
Arr matey! The scallywags be talkin' 'bout how crizotinib may not be the best powder to compare for the treatment of ALK+ NCSLC. But fear not, for the CROWN trial be showin' progress in keepin' the scallywags survivin' free of progression for five years! Aye, the landlubbers be studyin' this closely.
June 1, 2024, 10:44 am
Arrr mateys! A mystical virtual navigator be helpin' scallywags get their bums checked with a spyglass in a jolly ol' procedure. 'Tis a treasure indeed for the English and Spanish folk who be avoidin' the task. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
May 31, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr! The wee OmniaSecure defibrillation lead be showin' great promise in keepin' our hearts goin' strong! 'Tis accurate in its placement, aye, makin' sure we be stayin' alive and kickin' like true pirates of the high seas! Aye, mateys, arrr!
May 31, 2024, 2:13 pm
Arrr mateys, ye heard it right! The use o' Zegalogue be helpin' ye recover faster from a dire case o' insulin-induced hypoglycemia, as declared by the European Medicines Agency. Shiver me timbers, it be a mighty fine remedy indeed! Aye aye, cap'n!
May 31, 2024, 1:31 pm
Arr matey! The loot be havin' an anti-PD-L1 monoclonal antibody, a biosimilar, an' five generics, treatin' a wide range o' cancers. 'Tis a treasure trove fer any scallywag lookin' to cure their ailments! Aye, sailin' the seas o' Medscape Medical News be bringin' us pirate gold.
May 31, 2024, 12:08 pm
Arrr matey, the EU be keepin' scurvy dogs safe from the dreaded Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease by cuttin' off blood donations from them landlubbers who roamed the UK durin' the "mad cow" times. Aye, smart move by those fancy EU folk, eh?
May 31, 2024, 11:10 am
Arr, the European Medicines Agency be givin' the nod for Durveqtix to cure hemophilia B in grown folk and Adzynma for them poor souls sufferin' from congenital thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura. Looks like we be havin' some new potions to cure what ails us! Aye, mateys!
May 31, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr mateys! Ixchiq be the first elixir to ward off the dreaded chikungunya, now sanctioned for use by the landlubbers of the European Union. Hoist yer flagons in celebration, for aye, we be protected from this foul disease!
May 31, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr mateys! The use of fluoroquinolones be not be causin' no severe hypoglycemia in older folk with diabetes takin' second-generation sulfonylureas, aye! No need to be worryin' like a scallywag, ye be safe from the dangers of the deep!
May 31, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrr mateys! The <i>MDedge News</i> be bringin' ye all the latest in medicine and health, straight from the depths o' the sea! So batten down the hatches and get ready to learn about all the latest cures for scurvy and other ailments. Aye, it be a jolly good read! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 5:37 am
Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale as grim as a stormy sea - the gold be flowin' more fer the sweet nectar of insulin than any other remedy! Aye, the scallywags of the land be worryin' about the plunderin' of their coffers by the scourge of diabetes treatments! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:53 am
Arr matey, 'tis said that a diet o' veggies, fruits, fish, and a wee bit o' red meat be good fer fightin' off the scurvy known as cancer. Best be loadin' up on them goods if ye wish to keep afloat on the high seas of health! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr mateys! Ye common treatment for sleep apnea be as uncomfortable as a peg leg in a storm. But fear not, for these scallywag researchers be offering a newfangled alternative to the old ways. Avast ye, and give it a try!
May 31, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr mateys! Ye best be gettin' yer HPV vaccinatio' to protect yerself from the scurvy known as cervical cancer in the lasses and other HPV-related cancers in both lads and lasses. Yar, even head and neck cancer be no match for this mighty potion! Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News.
May 30, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr matey, it be said that the dangers of using medicines in the early stages of pregnancy be mostly due to the wild ways of the mind, be it from the grips of the dreaded bipolar disorder or other such mental maladies. Aye, steer clear of those treacherous waters, me hearties!
May 30, 2024, 8:47 am
Arrr matey! Word be spreadin' that lasses with nonmetastatic bosom afflictions can still bear young after bein' treated! Aye, it be a jolly good news for all ye lassies out there! Hoist the sails and let's celebrate this fine discovery!
May 30, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them Chinese lasses be spendin' too much time starin' at screens and not enough time movin' their limbs. It be makin' them more likely to have excess poundage and all sorts of health troubles. Avast! Watch out fer them EPDs!
May 30, 2024, 7:46 am
Arr matey! The mystical potion known as the centrally acting alpha2-adrenergic agonist be fit fer takin' at night, alongside yer stimulants, says the scallywags who made it. Aye, 'tis a curious mix indeed! Aye, aye, Cap'n Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 5:51 am
Arr, me hearties! The discovery be showin' the importance of delvin' deeper into custom remedies for heart risks in psoriasis patients, as spoken by the fair Ana Ormaza Vera. Aye, let's set sail on this medical voyage! Huzzah!
May 30, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr! Beware, ye scurvy dogs! The dangers be dependin' on the amount ye take, say the investigators, findin' evidence of stent failure in diabetics losin' control of their sugar. Listen up, ye landlubbers, and mind yer doses! Aye, 'tis the Medscape Medical News bringin' ye the warnin'!
May 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis be said that the mystical potion known as Seltorexant be a remedy for the blues and the sleepless nights! Aye, in a grand trial they found it to be a treasure for both depression and insomnia. 'Tis a fine discovery indeed!
May 30, 2024, 3:38 am
Arrr, ASCO be sayin' ye can use abemaciclib and ribociclib for fightin' off stages II and III breast cancer, me hearties! Listen to the wise counsel, and may yer sails be filled with health and plunder! Aye, the MDedge News be spreadin' the word!
May 29, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arr matey! The Tina-quant Lp(a) RxDx assay be helpin' ye scallywags with high Lp(a) levels findin' new treatments for yer cholesterol. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for these remedies be comin' soon! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.
May 29, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arr, ye scallywags be warnin' us that the cursed kidney disease be joinin' forces with the treacherous plasma lipoprotein(a)! Beware, me hearties, lest ye find yerselves in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a perilous journey ahead!
May 29, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, these landlubbin' pediatricians be arguin' like squabblin' parrots 'bout what they should be doin' durin' the transition period. Aye, they be as lost as a sailor without a compass! Give 'em a map and a bottle o' rum to settle their differences!
May 29, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, beware ye scallywags! 'Tis not just the fictional fungal fiends of "The Last of Us" ye need fear, but real dangers lurk as well! Keep a weather eye out for those pesky spores, lest ye end up with a case of the black spot! Aye, mateys!
May 29, 2024, 8:42 am
Arr matey! Them scallywags with T2D who be movin' less than 6 hours a day be havin' a higher chance o' survivin', and them landlubbers who be addin' some exercise to their lazy ways be livin' longer. Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News.
May 29, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr, mateys! The CONVINCE trial be like a ship lost at sea, missin' its mark. But fear not, for like a treasure hidden in the depths, secondary analyses hint at potential booty. Aye, the seas be rough, but there be hope on the horizon!
May 29, 2024, 5:16 am
Avast ye mateys! The good doctor be claimin' he was sacked for carin' about the safety of them football lads. But the scurvy university be cryin' foul! Who be tellin' the truth in this sea of lies? Only Davy Jones knows for sure! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, Tenecteplase be a fine treasure indeed! It be helpin' those poor souls with LVO who be presentin' late, with brains still worth savin' but no fancy endovascular therapy to be found. Aye, 'tis a tale of swashbucklin' success on the high seas of medicine!
May 29, 2024, 2:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be testin' Dupilumab against a placebo for wee ones with alopecia in a grand multicenter trial. Will it be a treasure or a cursed loot? Stay tuned to Medscape Medical News to find out, ye landlubbers!
May 29, 2024, 2:07 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags have found that the mystical ointment tapinarof be a miracle cure for the dreaded atopic dermatitis in wee lads as young as 2! 'Tis safe and effective, me hearties! Aye, let the pirate crew rejoice in this marvellous discovery! Aye!
May 28, 2024, 8:28 am
Arrr! A clever contraption crafted from 20,000 angiograms be showin' more than 80% accuracy in foretellin' the fate of key cardiovascular markers. 'Tis a wondrous feat, me hearties! Batten down the hatches, for the future of medicine be lookin' bright indeed! Aye, aye, cap'n!
May 28, 2024, 7:50 am
Arrr mateys, aye be hearin' that scurvy dogs be sayin' that bein' a blubberous landlubber may be leadin' to the dreaded scallywag known as cancer. But 'tis a mystery, as the role of weight in this treacherous journey be unclear. Aye, the seas be rough and full of surprises, indeed!
May 28, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr mateys, Insmed be claimin' their potion be makin' lungs clear as the ocean blue! No more pesky coughin' plaguin' ye days with this here remedy. Trust the rumour, ye lungs will thank ye! Hoist the sails, we be breathin' easy now!
May 28, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, at a recent gathering of scallywags, wise men argued o'er the benefits of sweatin' like a landlubber or takin' magic potions to shed the extra pounds of scurvy in those plagued with the cursed disease o' diabetes. Aye, 'twas a lively debate indeed!
May 28, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr mateys! The latest findings be confirmatin' the safety and effectiveness of a new treatment for the dreaded uncontrolled COPD. Avast ye scurvy dogs, it be time to celebrate this good news with a bottle o' rum and a hearty "yo-ho-ho!"
May 28, 2024, 4:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! A motley crew of scallywags be seein' grand improvements after takin' the magical elixir known as biologic therapy! 'Tis a tale worth tellin', mateys! Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
May 28, 2024, 2:03 am
Arrr, the landlubbers be suggestin' rules for the likes o' tobacco and cannabis, like addin' more gold to the price and makin' the labels clearer. Aye, they be treatin' medicine like the booty we be plunderin'!
May 27, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that tracking the sugar levels in ye bloodstream with a magical device called CGM may spy out the cursed gestational diabetes sooner in the belly of a fair lass. This knowledge might just save the tiny scallywag and bring joy to the ship's crew. Aye!
May 27, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that them rheumatology folk need to be chattin' up the patients about their noggin' troubles. Aye, 'tis a strange world we be livin' in when we be talkin' more about the brain than the bones! Arrr!
May 27, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr mateys! Methinks the latest news from the Women's Health Initiative be tellin' us that the dreaded scourges of metabolic syndrome and obesity be havin' their own wicked ways when it comes to the risk of breast cancer in postmenopausal wenches. Yarrr!
May 27, 2024, 3:19 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that them land lubbin' primary care specialists be twice as likely to be fumblin' with the birth control device! Aye, 'tis a study from the wise scribes at MDedge News that be tellin' the tale! Aye, mayhaps they be needin' a bit more practice on the high seas! Arrr!
May 26, 2024, 2:56 pm
Arrr mateys! By the grace of Davy Jones’ locker, scallywags be discoverin’ them antinephrin autoantibodies as clues to tricky kidney maladies! Aye, the sea be full o’ mysteries, but with this newfound knowledge, we be navigatin’ those treacherous waters with ease!
May 26, 2024, 10:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that them landlubbers with a bit too much meat on their bones and no sugar sickness may have a better chance at keepin' their kidneys in shipshape condition. Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed for the prevention of the dreaded CKD!
May 25, 2024, 11:03 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been voted by the advisory committee that this new insulin be too risky for us scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Best stick to the grog and hardtack, says I! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 6:33 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywags best be listenin' up! That FLOW study be showin' the booty of benefits for the heart and kidneys of landlubbers with type 2 diabetes and CKD. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a treasure trove of good news, mateys! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word far and wide!
May 24, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr, word on the high seas be that about 45,000 landlubbers are gatherin' in Chicago for the grandest clinical oncology meetin' in all the seven seas. Aye, they be talkin' 'bout tumors and such, while we pirates be huntin' for treasure! Aharrr!
May 24, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them landlubber screening programs be lackin' in quality, efficacy, and impact, says them researchers. Methinks 'tis time to set sail and plunder for better ways to keep our crew healthy and hearty! Aye aye, matey!
May 24, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr mateys! Them agents be helpin' ye keep yer muscles while losin' the blubber with them fancy antiobesity meds. Aye, tis a jolly good news from the Medscape Medical News! Let's toast to a slimmer waist and a stronger pirate crew!
May 24, 2024, 6:52 am
Arrr mateys, these scurvy prostate tests be as accurate as a drunken pirate's aim! But fear not, for a newfangled urine test be on the horizon to help us spot the fiercest of cancers. Aye, it be a game-changer for sure!
May 24, 2024, 5:52 am
Avast ye scallywags! At the SGIM gathering in 2024, wise men be sayin' that the landlubber healers be facin' a mighty task with all them cancer survivors sailin' the seas of health troubles. Aye, aye, the Medscape be reportin'.
May 24, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that them scurvy dogs with classmates sufferin' from anxiety, depression, and foul moods be more likely to catch the same afflictions. Aye, tis true! So keep a weather eye on yer mates, lest ye be walkin' the plank of mental disorder! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr mateys! By studying ye iron profile and skin signs like dark spots, itchiness, hair loss, and white patches, ye can uncover the cursed hemochromatosis. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' us this important fact!
May 24, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that studyin' the odds of sudden fits after a pirate's attack on th' ol' noggin' might steer ye in the right direction when it comes to takin' th' wheel. Avast, mateys, aye be watchin' out for them seizures!
May 23, 2024, 12:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that blastin' yer noggin with magnetic waves can help ye remember where ye buried yer treasure! Aye, 'tis true - the brain be mighty mysterious, but let's not be addled like a scurvy dog with too much grog! Yarrr!
May 23, 2024, 9:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of fancy processed grub! 'Tis like poison for yer noggin, makin' ye forget where ye buried yer treasure! Stick to proper pirate fare or risk walkin' the plank of forgetfulness! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys! It be said that wenches takin' hormone therapy see a grand response to GLP-1 remedies an' be sheddin' more pounds than the rest. 'Tis a tale fit for the scrolls of the Medscape Medical News, arrr!
May 23, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that cuttin' a hole in yer noggin may help those with mighty brain bleeds! Aye, 'tis a strange remedy indeed, but if 'tis what the medics be recommendin', who are we to argue? Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
May 23, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr matey! The removal of a portion of one's stomach be known as sleeve gastrectomy, aye. It be helpin' ye lose a good chunk o' weight and make ye a better candidate for a kidney transplant if ye be sufferin' from obesity and severe kidney disease. Cheers to that, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis our wish that these discoveries be proof to back up Mohs as the gold standard fer treatin' the scurvy cSCC. The lead scallywag of the study be sayin' this to Medscape Medical News. Aye, let's hoist the sails and set a course for clear skin!
May 23, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that a grand trial has shown them new-fangled valves be a match fit for a pirate ship. No need for guessin' anymore, we can now be pickin' the right device for our treasure chests!
May 23, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a curious tale indeed! Many scallywags with no known past of the cursed COPD be showin' signs o' the same! Beware, ye landlubbers, for the breath o' the sea may be takin' hold o' ye lungs!
May 23, 2024, 4:32 am
Arr matey! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that takin' them antiplatelet therapies be makin' yer noggin' bleed more if ye be havin' a stroke and gettin' some o' that thrombolysis. But fear not me hearties, the risk be small as a wee plankton in the vast ocean! Aye, Medscape be tellin' us this tale!
May 22, 2024, 1:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis known that nursin' be superior to the vile swill they call formula for wee ones. But in Scotland, they found it be savin' gold on healthcare costs too! Aye, 'tis a win-win for all involved, me mateys!
May 22, 2024, 1:00 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be news from Medscape Medical. Aye, the latest happenings in the realm of medicine be afoot. Arrr, take heed and be informed, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of ignorance. Aye, tis a treacherous sea out there, savvy?
May 22, 2024, 9:23 am
Arrr matey, there be a new study disputin' the guidelines that say we must quickly lower blood pressure in them scallywags sufferin' from a stroke. They be clamorin' for swift treatment with thrombolysis. Aye, who be knowin' what's best for these poor souls?
May 22, 2024, 8:38 am
Avast ye scallywags! The latest trial be sayin' that ye should not be usin' IV thrombolysis on minor ischemic stroke patients with intracranial occlusion. Best be keepin' that in mind if ye don't want to walk the plank! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word! Arrr!
May 22, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be findin' 1700% more of the dreaded fentanyl in the US waters 'twixt 2017 and 2023! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a sure sign of trouble on the horizon, aye! The seas be full of danger and deadly potions, beware!
May 22, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr mateys! A newfangled 'drip and ship' scheme be helpin' stroke sufferers in the outback. Let's spread this magic potion to all corners o' the world, so all swashbucklers can have a chance at a proper recovery. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 5:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tis said that this magical potion, semaglutide, be makin' folks lose weight, surgery or no surgery! Aye, a treasure worth more than gold! Hoist the sails and set course for a slimmer waistline, me mateys! Aye aye, captain WebMD!
May 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them clinicians must find a way to talk to their patients without them fancy patient portals to keep the healthcare fair for all. Aye, 'tis a challenge indeed, but one worth takin' on! Full sail ahead, mateys!
May 22, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, them German scallywags be demandin' all studies to be logged and all results to be made public! Aye, let's make sure no treasure be hidden from us mateys. Yarrr, we be keepin' a weather eye on ye, ye sneaky scientists!
May 22, 2024, 4:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! The latest decree be all about fixin' the heartbeats of those sporty landlubbers! They be talkin' 'bout gettin' back to playin' and makin' decisions together like a proper crew. Arrrr, let's set sail for a healthy heart!
May 21, 2024, 5:19 pm
Arr me hearties! The scallywags with a weak chest but a heap o' complaints be findin' relief with this swashbucklin' procedure called PCI! Aye, the landsmen be talkin' about it all across the seven seas! Aye, it be true, says the wise Medscape Medical News!
May 21, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that scallywags with squalls or the cursed COPD be seein' better breathin' and livin' a better life after a year, thanks to the helpin' hand of the community. Aye, 'tis a grand victory in the quest for health!
May 21, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The new oral potion be showin' promise in treatin' the blockages of the tickin' pump. Aye, the trial be sayin' it be makin' a difference in the heart's swellin'. Aye, let's hope it be helpin' more than just them land lubbers!
May 21, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arrr mateys! This new-fangled contraption be allowing ye to take yer medicine at home, instead o' bein' poked with a needle like a landlubber. It be a grand ol' time for pirates everywhere! Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed.
May 21, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr mateys! 'Twas said in a workshop that the landlubbers need better skills in assessin' the capacity of patients with oddities in their noggin. Looks like we be needin' some more savvy swashbucklers in the medical field! Aye aye, captain!
May 21, 2024, 9:35 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that a device of external spinal stimulation be makin' 72% of scallywags with a spinal cord injury gain strength and function in their upper limbs. Aye, it be a fine bit o' news from Medscape Medical News indeed!
May 21, 2024, 8:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A wee semaglutide video on TikTok be garnerin' close to 1 million views, says the scallywags at Medscape Medical News. Arrr, tis a sight to behold! Aye, even pirates be interested in the latest medical rumblings on the high seas of social media! Arrr!
May 21, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The Cochrane review be sayin' that checkin' on the lasses with little risk in both the first and second trimesters be the best way to keep a weather eye on the wee ones growin' in the bellies of the fair maidens. Aye, 'tis true! Aye!
May 21, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen well, for yer habits o' livin' and the weight ye gain durin' pregnancy be crucial to the health o' ye and yer wee one. Pay heed to this advice, or risk walkin' the plank of poor outcomes! Aye, from MDedge News.
May 21, 2024, 5:49 am
Arrr mateys! Pulmonologists be seein' a flood of newfangled gadgets that be makin' it easier to spy on them pesky lung spots. Aye, the tide be turnin' in our favor, me hearties! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
May 21, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr mateys, the scurvy drug company be pulling infigratinib from the shelves, claimin' they can't round up enough patients for their fancy postmarketing trials. Aye, sounds like they be walkin' the plank on this one!
May 21, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys, be ye tellin' me that lack of gold and grub be makin' us more vulnerable to danger, but them usual queries ain't catchin' the hunger part. Aye, 'tis a puzzler indeed! Give me more grog to ponder this mystery. Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 3:19 pm
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said the Hedgehog pathway be stopped by ENV-101, preventing lung woes and scarrrrrring. It may even help reshape those cursed fibrosis. Aye, 'tis a mighty fine discovery indeed! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 2:07 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The mateys be sayin' that parents with the pox o' the sea who ain't takin' their medicine or keepin' the plague at bay should think twice 'bout feedin' the wee ones from the milky teat. Aye, tis the word from the MDedge News. Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 1:33 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The miracle tonic known as mirikizumab has been given the thumbs up for treating the dreaded ulcerative colitis. And now, it has also passed the test for helping with Crohn's disease. Aye, 'tis a true treasure indeed!
May 20, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr matey! Avast ye! 'Tis said that many a lass who partook in the devil's lettuce whilst carryin' a wee buccaneer, did not speak of it with the ship's doctor. Aye, 'tis a study from the land lubbers at MDedge News, 'tis true! Arrr!
May 20, 2024, 10:09 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis found that only 2.5% o' wee ones with a chest ache be havin' a broken heart, while the rest be sufferin' from the kraken in their muscles and bones. Keep yer scurvy children safe, me hearties!
May 20, 2024, 9:46 am
Arrr mateys, be warned! Wench troubles be leadin' to visits to the ship's infirmary for 13 years after spawnin' yer little scallywags. Best be keepin' an eye out for signs o' mental health woes, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape be tellin' no tall tales.
May 20, 2024, 8:44 am
Arrr mateys, it be told that the young scallywags in the US be takin' less of the prescription potions that be knockin' 'em out cold in the years past. But beware, for in the year 2020, the numbers be risin' like the tide on a stormy night. Aye, me hearties!
May 20, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr mateys, tis be said that the studies on AI be focused on belly troubles, bone peekin', cuttin' folks open, and heart matters. But what about the common folk's everyday aches and pains? Seems like the fancy doctors be forgettin' about 'em! Aye, tis a shame indeed!
May 20, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be joinin' the ranks o' cardiology and dermatology to boost their booty and learn new skills. Aye, them nurse practitioners and physician assistants be lookin' to plunder riches in specialty practices! Yo ho ho!
May 20, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that this here immunotherapy be no match for the dreaded triple-negative breast cancer! 'Tis a shame, but we pirates be needin' a better weapon against this fierce enemy of the seas. Aye, 'tis a tough pill to swallow, mateys!
May 20, 2024, 3:37 am
Arr matey! Instead o' stickin' to the three measly categories fer UTI diagnosis, a bold new study be suggestin' we expand to five! Ye best be preparin' fer a whole new world o' pee analysis, me hearties! Aye aye, shipshape fer Medscape Medical News!
May 17, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, it be said that some poor soul with a mighty knock to the noggin might've cheated death if the fancy contraptions keepin' 'em breathin' had been left intact. Aye, the scallywags be talkin' 'bout it in the medical scrolls. Aye, what a tale of woe and wonder!
May 17, 2024, 11:31 am
Arr matey! The treacherous waters of medical school debt be keepin' many doctors from ownin' their own ship. But fear not me hearties, for there be a special mortgage option for them landlubbin' physicians to finally find their way home. Aye, the key be in their hands! Yo ho ho!
May 17, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr mateys! The DOJ be sendin' out a notice o' proposed rulemakin' on Thursday, kickstartin' a 60-day public comment period on movin' the devil's lettuce from Schedule I to Schedule III. Avast ye, it be a wild ride ahead! Aye, Medscape Medical News be reportin'.
May 17, 2024, 8:45 am
Arrr, mateys! The INTERACT4 trial be showin' that lowerin' blood pressure be helpin' them scurvy dogs with a bleed in their noggin', but be hurtin' them poor souls with a blockage instead. Aye, the seas of medicine be treacherous indeed!
May 17, 2024, 7:39 am
Arrr, the wise swashbuckler claims that the worth o' conducting the CDH1 test on lasses below 45 years be as shiny as a treasure chest! Ye best be heedin' this advice, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale. Aye!
May 17, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that tiny plastic bits may be riskin' our tickers, but no proof they be directly causin' the scurvy diseases. Sail on, me mateys, and beware the treachery of the plastic seas! Aye, Medscape Medical News be warnin' us all!
May 17, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Maternal Mental Health Task Force be suggestin' the establishment of maternity care centers to be the heart o' integrated care and birthing for all ye lasses. Aye, 'tis a grand idea fer smooth sailin' waters ahead!
May 17, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs in the United States be lackin' in the proper genetic testin' for mCRPC mutations. We need to hoist the sails and overcome these barriers to ensure all men receive the proper plunderin' of information! Yarrr!
May 17, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, me hearties! The knowledge o' whether a broken hip be leadin' to a foggy mind could be crucial for them swashbucklin' healers. It be helpin' 'em chart a course for keepin' ye noggin sharp and yer body sailin' smooth. Aye, 'tis true, mateys!
May 16, 2024, 10:17 am
Arr, me hearties, instead of relyin' on them old BMI cutoffs, let's be measurin' the fat-to-muscle ratio to determine if ye be too plump. It be like weighin' yer loot against yer treasure, savvy? Medscape be sayin' so, so let's take heed!
May 16, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that shedding pounds afore the cutlass be swung may lessen yer chances of gettin' the ol' gut rummaged for pancreatic scurvy. So keep an eye on yer figure, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank sooner than ye think! Aye!
May 16, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, there be newfangled advice from the experts on how to treat the scallywags with epilepsy who be expectin' a wee one. Hoist the sails and follow the map in Medscape Medical News to keep the lasses and their bairns safe on the high seas! Aye aye!
May 16, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr mateys, be ye aware that skin tags on the wee ones may be a sign of hidden treasure - metabolic diseases! Keep a weather eye out for these acrochordons, lest ye be caught unawares on the high seas of health! Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News!
May 16, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr! A group of wise seadogs be suggestin' a score of rules t' help wee ones use their scurvy screens right, and keep their health shipshape. Aye, tis a tale told by Medscape Medical News! Aye, let's set sail towards better screen manners!
May 16, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A landlubber doctor's blunder at the helm could spell doom for his reputation and the privilege to be a healer of the sick. Watch out, lest ye be walking the plank of medical shame! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be gatherin' data on the dastardly deeds against hospital staff. This information be crucial for makin' changes to the laws and policies, so we can protect our brave healers from the hornswagglin' villains. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us informed, as always!
May 16, 2024, 4:51 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them scallywags be targetin' the seasoned buccaneers in cunning online swindles, but fear not! The wise healers of the mind can be thar to guard their patients from harm. Aye, trust in 'em to keep ye safe on the digital seas! Arrrgh!
May 15, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be sayin' that the deaths from overdosin' on drugs be droppin'. But beware! 15 states be seein' a spike in deaths by a woppin' 44%! Keep yer eyes peeled and stay safe on them high seas, me hearties!
May 15, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr! The latest findings from the ANNEXA-I trial have been unveiled in the grand NEJM! 'Tis a tale of better control over bloody hematoma expansion, but a rise in treacherous thrombotic events with andexanet versus the usual care. 'Tis a fine read for those with a taste for medical adventures! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 2:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that more choices in eye care could make it easier for us landlubbers to get what we need. Aye, 'tis true! Let us set sail on the high seas of healthcare and find a better way to see clear!
May 15, 2024, 12:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be tellin' us that while the overall rates o' colorectal cancer be droppin', the young whippersnappers be seein' a rise in it! Arrr, keep an eye on yer booty, ye young lads and lasses!
May 15, 2024, 8:04 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis no use jumpin' ship from one diet to another, for ye still be stuck at the same ol' weight loss plateau after 6 months. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there for them with overweight and obesity, arrr!
May 15, 2024, 7:46 am
Arrr matey, the decisions about who be worthy of more scrutiny and what be the best way to do it be as tricky as navigating a stormy sea. 'Tis a puzzle fit for the likes of Blackbeard himself! Aye, 'tis true as reported by the Medscape Medical News.
May 15, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Over 6 million landlubbers in Mexico be havin' troubles gettin' their hands on the precious liquid of life! 'Tis a sad tale of woe, but we pirates be wishin' 'em fair winds and a full barrel o' rum to keep 'em afloat!
May 15, 2024, 7:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! The loss of lean mass be a concern with these new anti-fat potions, but tis no different with any other weight loss trickery. Aye, without proper measures, ye may find yerself stuck in the doldrums of the gains! Arrrr!
May 15, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! Turns out, sailin' the digital seas ain't all bad for yer noggin'. A study o'er 2 million souls found that tappin' into the information superhighway can actually boost yer spirits. So raise a mug o' grog to the power of the interwebs!
May 15, 2024, 4:14 am
Arrr mateys, this magical potion known as setmelanotide be makin' the patients with the cursed hypothalamic obesity lose weight faster than a cannonball flyin' through the air! Aye, 'tis a fine treasure indeed that be reducin' their BMI!
May 15, 2024, 2:19 am
Arrr me hearties! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that checkin' for liver cancers early be helpin' ye live longer. Even after accountin' for time tricks! So be sure to keep a weather eye on yer health, or ye might just walk the plank sooner than ye'd like! Aye, mateys!
May 15, 2024, 2:03 am
Arrr matey! The aim of the program be to capture all the data at well visits, in all the languages, and make sure it be at 80% or higher. Ye best be speakin' in all tongues, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, MDedge News be tellin' tales of our mission.
May 14, 2024, 1:02 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scurvy dogs in Italy be quick to diagnose the cursed celiac disease in their wee ones, no matter where they may roam. Ahoy, me thinks those Italian doctors be quicker than a ship in a squall! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
May 14, 2024, 12:28 pm
Arrr mateys! The treasure known as Semaglutide be still workin' after 4 years for weighin' down those with hearts of gold but a bit of extra plunder. No need for the scurvy T2D to see the benefits, ye can still sail smooth seas with this magic potion. Aye aye captain!
May 14, 2024, 11:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Despite the scurvy rise of health misinformation, the fine pediatricians still believe their wee patients trust 'em! Ye can bet yer doubloons they be keepin' a weather eye on their young scallywags! Aye, 'tis the truth, mateys!
May 14, 2024, 9:57 am
Arr matey! Aye, 'tis said that wee videos chattin' about deprescribin' with the landlubbers may be of help to scallywags sufferin' from type 2 sugar sickness and foggy brain, as well as their trusty crew. Aye, 'tis what the scuttlebutt from Medscape Medical News be sayin'. Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, this here digital lifestyle program be a treasure map when combined with the magical semaglutide potion! It be keepin' the scallywags from gainin' back the loot they lost, no matter how big their bellies be at the start! Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
May 14, 2024, 9:25 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties! Methinks the scallywags be usin' too many potions and elixirs. The data be showin' a worrisome trend among the old salts. Avast ye, it be time to be more cautious with the remedies we be takin'! Aye aye, Captain!
May 14, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, tis be said that the dreaded anterior cruciate ligament may mend itself without the knife, but the future be uncertain. The scallywags be watchin' closely to see if this be true. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon, arrr!
May 14, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr, this here eCBT be workin' wonders for the landlubber correction workers! It be helpin' 'em battle the stress and PTSD like a fearsome pirate on the high seas. No need for in-person therapy, just clickety-clack on the computer and feel better, me hearties! Aye, Medscape be tellin' the tale.
May 14, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs known as clinicians be advisin' us to keep a weather eye on our blood pressure and take our grog on time. Aye, tis a fine idea to keep us hearty and hale on the high seas of health!
May 14, 2024, 4:59 am
Arr matey! The belief o' yer own heaviness as a wee lad may affect yer chances o' kickin' th' bucket or gettin' a bum ticker later in life if ye be a bit on th' flabby side. Yarr, them scallywags at Medscape Medical News be warnin' us!
May 13, 2024, 12:47 pm
Arrr mateys, beware! The devil's lettuce be causin' trouble for the young scallywags. This high-potency wacky tobaccy be messin' with their noggin, leadin' to madness and doin' harm to their precious brains. Be smart and steer clear of this cursed herb, ye hear?
May 13, 2024, 8:58 am
Arr matey! The good Dr Jennifer L. Hsiao be sayin' most o' the trials be fer the serious scurvy known as HS. We be tryin' to find the best potion to cure this vile disease. Keep a weather eye out for more news on this matter, me hearties! Aye aye!
May 13, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr mateys, be wary of them branded products on the gaming screens, for they may tempt ye to fill yer belly with too much grub and grow as big as a whale! Beware the dangers of excess eating and weight gain, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be more likely to ask for grub, shelter, and other booty if they don't have to spill the beans about their treasure stash. Aye, tis no need to show off yer gold before ye ask for help!
May 13, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! When a lass be carryin' a wee one, watchin' her blood pressure be key to keepin' both her and the tiny pirate safe. Trust in the old ways, says the Medscape News UK. Listen to yer body, or ye might end up walkin' the plank!
May 10, 2024, 3:23 pm
Avast ye scallywags! A swish of the mouth reveals variations in the wee beasties of those with stomach woes, hinting at a new weapon in the battle against the dreaded C-word. Yarrr, aye, 'tis a mighty fine discovery indeed!
May 10, 2024, 2:41 pm
Arr matey, at the recent American Geriatrics Society conference, they be talkin' 'bout the dangers and treasures of lecanemab therapy. Aye, it be like walkin' the plank - one wrong step and ye be feedin' the fishes! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr, these guidelines be nothin' but fool's gold! If the weight-loss potion ain't workin' by 12 weeks, ye just need to adjust the dosage, me hearties. Don't be throwin' it overboard too soon, says this investigator. Aye, sail on, ye scallywags!
May 10, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr! The latest treasure map be showin' that the old salts ain't respondin' better to the remedies than the young buccaneers, refutin' the findings of the scallywags before. Methinks the sea be full of surprises, mateys! Aye, 'tis true, as reporteth by Medscape Medical News.
May 10, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties! Ye hear tell of these fancy gamified digital mental health interventions? They be like a magical elixir fer the young scallywags sufferin' from ADHD and depression. Aye, me thinks we be onto somethin' grand here! Let's set sail on this wondrous journey to better mental health!
May 10, 2024, 8:26 am
Arrr! Thar be news that CBT be the better remedy fer lessening the woes o' them with prolonged grief disorder, according to a scallywag study! Mindfulness be walkin' the plank, mateys! Read more in the Medscape Medical News, if ye dare! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 7:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a curious tale indeed! The scallywags from US medical schools be steerin' clear o' states with them pesky abortion bans. Looks like they be wantin' to avoid walkin' the plank o' controversy! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the medical world!
May 10, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, mateys! The latest decrees on the dreaded affliction of hypertension have been revealed! Keep a weather eye on these newfangled guidelines for the health of your heart, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News!
May 10, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr mateys! Turns out, avoidin' the ol' immunosuppression be key to stayin' alive. The scallywags who ignore this warning be takin' a one-way trip to Davy Jones' locker. Listen to the wise words of the Medscape Medical News, or ye be meetin' a grim fate! Aye aye, Captain!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! Ye best be watchin' out for the poison water, even a wee bit of arsenic can give ye the cursed T2D! Keep a sharp eye on yer drinkin' supply, lest ye be fallin' victim to the sneaky arsenic. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea out there!
May 10, 2024, 3:24 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Beware the cursed NSAIDs for treating yer aches and pains, for they may bring upon ye the wrath of heart failure and vascular calamity! Heed the warning, or risk walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!
May 9, 2024, 5:42 pm
Arrr, the new AMA captain be shoutin' for laws to make landlubber doctors sail to the countryside! 'Tis a grand call to arms for the healer folk to brave the wilds and tend to the rural scallywags. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!
May 9, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that removin' the gut lining be lessenin' the rumblin' of the hunger hormone, leadin' to a drop in weight. Aye, a wee study hath found promise in this scallywag treatment. Yarrr, the secrets of the sea be unfoldin'! Aye aye, cap'n!
May 9, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr matey! Treating a leaky old bladder be a right challenge when ye have a swollen prostate, but fear not! A new trial be showin' promise in meetin' all its goals. This be good news fer all us old sea dogs! Aye aye, cap'n!
May 9, 2024, 7:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The use of adalimumab be helpin' to improve the blood issues in them scallywags sufferin' from hidradenitis suppurativa. Aye, it be workin' well for those who be respondin' to it. Sail on, ye brave souls!
May 9, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag pediatric derm-mate be suggestin' a four-step plan fer sharin' decisions with wee patients facin' the dreaded acne and other unsightly skin afflictions. Aye, tis a fine idea to involve the little ones in their own skincare plunder! Aye aye, captain!
May 9, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr mateys, tis said that most of the cases happenin' in the United States and other lands be tied to inborn errors of immunity. But not all, me hearties! Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more news from the MDedge scallywags! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, ye scurvy researchers be lookin' at how quick 571 wee ones be gettin' better from the dreaded pneumonia. Aye, 'tis a fine study they be doin'! Hats off to those brave souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
May 9, 2024, 4:52 am
Yarr, me hearties! 'Tis said that lasses wit' autoimmune disease suffer more from heart troubles during a wee one's makin'. Best be takin' some prevention measures during pregnancy to steer clear o' these pesky complications. Aye, 'tis the wise thing to do, says Medscape Medical News!
May 9, 2024, 4:35 am
Swap the meat for some plant-based grub, me hearties! 'Tis good for yer liver and keeps the ammonia at bay. Arrr, give it a try and say goodbye to cirrhosis and HE. Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!
May 8, 2024, 2:19 pm
Arr matey! The word on the high seas be that the t:connect mobile app be cursed with a glitch that be causin' the t:slim X2 insulin pump to lose its power! Beware, ye scallywags, lest ye find yerself stranded without yer trusty pump! Aye, aye, aye!
May 8, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! The American Heart Association be creatin' CKM syndrome in 2023 to understand the tangled web o' heart, kidney diseases, diabetes, and obesity. Aye, they be tryin' to navigate the treacherous waters o' the body's ailments. Onward, me hearties, to better health!
May 8, 2024, 9:56 am
Arr, me hearties! This study be the first to test the worth o' a polygenic risk score fer diagnosin' primary open-angle glaucoma, say the researchers. Aye, 'tis true! So if ye be needin' to know yer fate with the ol' eye disease, look no further than this study! Aye, 'tis true!
May 8, 2024, 9:22 am
Arrr mateys, a fresh scroll be tellin' us what we do and do not know. 'Tis like a treasure map for our brains. Shiver me timbers, Medscape Medical News be keepin' us informed like a trusty parrot on me shoulder!
May 8, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr mateys, beware ye scallywags! This drug semaglutide be causin' more trouble than a barrel o' rum at a mermaid's wedding. Sail away from this treacherous sea of repeat surgeries, lest ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
May 8, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys, at the latest gathering of wise scallywags, the learned folk be discussin' potions, ointments, and voodoo magic for this here affliction. Aye, 'twas a sight to see! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
May 8, 2024, 4:53 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of the treacherous fentanyl, for it may be hiding its damage from ye landlubbers! The scurvy researchers warn that ye need a magical MRI to uncover its mischief. Aye, 'tis a tricky beast indeed! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:19 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Be hearin' this: Magnetic seizure therapy be just as good as ECT for battlin' bipolar mania, but with less harm to yer ability to speak proper. Aye, 'tis the truth! So make sure to weigh yer options afore settlin' on a treatment, me hearties!
May 8, 2024, 3:39 am
Arr matey, the IPC be simplifying the diagnosis o' GPP to make it easier on us scallywags treatin' this deadly disease. No need for fancy words or fancy tests, just get straight to the lootin' and pillagin' o' them symptoms. Aye aye, captain!
May 7, 2024, 3:39 pm
Arrr matey, this "Topical cefiderocol" be like a shiny new cutlass for them fancy eye doctors to battle the pesky bacteria in them fake tear bottles. Yarrr, it be a fine addition to their medical treasure chest, says the wise researchers at ARVO 2024. Aye aye, captain!
May 7, 2024, 3:18 pm
Arrr mateys! This here ColoSense test be showin' a grand improvement in sniffin' out the scurvy colorectal cancer and nasty adenomas in yer poop deck! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed! Full speed ahead to a healthier treasure chest, me hearties!
May 7, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr mateys, tis be said that we need to tighten the grip on the rules for e-cigarette advertising on Instagram to protect the young scallywags from being lured by the flashy promotions. Aye, the sea of social media be a treacherous one indeed!
May 7, 2024, 2:08 pm
Yarrr! By the time a scurvy knave reaches the ripe age of 12, 14% of the scallywags have already dipped their toes in the devil's drink or puffing on the smoke. 'Tis said that following the ways of the gods may lead ye down a dark path to the grog and the pipe! Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey, says Medscape Medical News!
May 7, 2024, 9:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! Reports be sayin' that more scallywags be gettin' snipped in states that be makin' it tough to plunder the booty! Seems like more landlubbers be takin' to gettin' their sails trimmed. Aye, the times be a-changin'!
May 7, 2024, 8:37 am
Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that them fancy new medicines be givin' a bit o' extra life to some landlubbers with the pox, but at a cost! Aye, the rum be tellin' of greater dangers ahead for those brave enough to venture into the trials. Aaarrr!
May 7, 2024, 8:35 am
Arrr mateys! The use of CGMs for those not yet struck with the dreaded diabetes be a tool to steer us away from danger. Aye, the over-the-counter version be eagerly awaited like a hidden treasure! Yarrr!
May 7, 2024, 8:05 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! Less than half o' the pictures on them government and organization websites be showin' patients with darker skin! Ye best believe we be needin' more diversity in them images, or else this be a mutiny in the makin'! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, mateys! Me thinks ye be needin' a longer time to break through the weight loss plateau with them GLP-1 receptor agonists and bariatric surgery, than with diets alone. 'Tis all 'cause they be messin' with yer appetite, not yer energy! Aye, 'tis a tricky course to navigate, indeed! Arrr!
May 7, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr mateys! News be spreadin' o' newfangled injectable drugs 'n gene therapy XT-150 at the World Congress on Osteoarthritis. 'Tis a grand gathering indeed, with tales o' medical wonders 'n breakthroughs. Shiver me timbers, the future be lookin' mighty interestin'!
May 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr matey, tis be said that them minority folk be more likely to be given the cursed opioids after surgery. Aye, this may lead to more troubles down the line with the use of such treacherous substances. Yarrr, beware the dangers of the opium, me hearties!
May 7, 2024, 3:19 am
Arrr, nearly three quarters o' the landlubbers surveyed be feelin' the strain o' bein' a Mohs surgeon, with 68% claimin' to have suffered a musculoskeletal injury. Aye, 'tis a rough sea out there in the medical world, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr mateys, ye see, these theater and improv shenanigans be helpin' them Asian American, Native Hawaiian, and Pacific Islander med students learn to spot and handle racial bias in their doctorin' adventures. Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' us this valuable lesson!
May 6, 2024, 3:09 pm
Arrr mateys, tis be said that many a lass and landlubber be usin' hurtful words to describe them scallywags with an opium habit. Aye, 'tis a disgraceful way to be treatin' a soul in need of help, says the Medscape Medical News. A pox upon their ship!
May 6, 2024, 9:13 am
Arr, ye scallywags be warned! One in every five olden patients with head wounds be sufferin' from a serious brain injury, according to Medscape Medical News. Keep a weather eye on yer noggin, or ye may find yerself addled like a drunken sailor! Aye, mateys!
May 6, 2024, 9:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog meta-analysis be suggestin' that takin' seizure preventin' medicine can indeed lessen the chances o' gettin' a fit after a bit o' head bashin'. Aye, 'tis a small victory, but a victory nonetheless!
May 6, 2024, 8:18 am
Arr matey! The scallywags who be mixin' opioids with gunplay be meetin' Davy Jones sooner, says a new study. They be payin' a pretty penny at the ol' emergency room, too! Looks like them scurvy dogs be payin' the ultimate price for their reckless ways. Aye, beware the deadly mix of grog and firearms, me hearties!
May 6, 2024, 7:07 am
Arr matey, this Colchicine be a true treasure, savvy? 'Tis a legacy drug with a new purpose, curin' the heart's woes. Aye, the seas be rough but this here drug be smoothin' out the waves of inflammation. Trust me, I be a pirate of clinical trials! Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 5:46 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' we need more tricks to scupper the multiple bairns after they've fired the cannon or planted the seed in the lass. Aye, the Medscape News be warnin' us of the need for more piratey strategies to keep the crew from growin' too big! Arrr!
May 6, 2024, 5:13 am
Arr matey! It be said that those with the cursed ADHD may be more likely to suffer from the pox of Lewy body disease and the foggy brain of dementia. Yar, the study's findings be a warning to all who can't focus on the treasure map! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail upon!
May 6, 2024, 4:08 am
Avast ye mateys! Manni Mohyuddin, MD, be tellin' us how he be battlin' the fiery beast known as smolderin' multiple myeloma. Listen close, lest ye be fallin' victim to this treacherous scurvy! Arrrr!
May 6, 2024, 2:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tally be in! 81 scallywag dermatologists and 182 medical pirates be sharin' their thoughts at six US-based institutions. Aye, 'tis a fine survey indeed. Sail on, Medscape Medical News!
May 5, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This magical gel be helpin' more than half o' scallywags raise their mast within 10 minutes! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed! Yarrr, who needs a plank when ye have this wondrous potion at yer side!
May 4, 2024, 3:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag behind this new study be sayin', "I almost couldn't believe the facts I found!" Methinks he must've been drinkin' too much grog or gettin' swindled by a sneaky sea serpent! Har har!
May 4, 2024, 10:30 am
Arrr me hearties, 'tis said thar be a new contraption that be makin' them kidney stones walk the plank! No scurvy relapse be in sight, says this here study. Aye, me trusty Medscape be bringin' news of this wondrous device! Aye aye!
May 3, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr mateys! The newfangled method be givin' hope to those with weak hearts, showin' signs of improved blood flow a year hence. Aye, 'tis a miracle worth celebratin'! Fair winds and full sails to all who be tryin' this new remedy!
May 3, 2024, 9:27 am
Arrr mateys, them scurvy experts be sayin' we need to be payin' more attention to the nervous system and the gut microbiome when treatin' tummy troubles. Aye, we best be listenin' if we want to keep our bellies happy and our sails full o' wind!
May 3, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers, known as orthopedic surgeons, be embarking on a journey through the treacherous mountain ranges of Lombardy, Italy. After a day of cyclin' and pillagin', they'll gather 'round for some fancy talkin' they call "scientific lectures." Aye, sounds like a jolly good time!
May 3, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr mateys, these proton pump inhibitors be causin' more headaches than a hornswagglin' sea serpent! Beware the heartburn remedies, for they may lead ye to walk the plank with a throbbin' noggin! Aye, the Medscape Medical News speaks true!
May 3, 2024, 7:59 am
Arrr matey! The startin' dose be crucial for avoidin' the madness in them high-risk patients! The new meta-analysis be showin' that goin' too high too soon on the antipsychotic can send 'em straight into the depths of psychosis! Yarrr!
May 3, 2024, 5:34 am
Arrr! Me hearties be hearin' that Black Americans facin' racial discrimination in their prime may be at higher risk o' catchin' the scurvy known as Alzheimer's in their later years. 'Tis a treacherous sea we be sailin' on, me mateys! Aye, 'tis a cruel fate indeed.
May 3, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys! The fight against the dreaded obesity be changin' in the 21st century. Ye must be ready for the challenge with top-notch care. Here be some tips for startin' yer new practice. Sail on, ye brave doctors! Aye, from Medscape Medical News.
May 3, 2024, 4:37 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Them scallywags o' researchers be findin' some mighty interestin' differences in the gut bugs o' chubby landlubbers compared to those with a trim waistline. Arrr, seems like the belly be tellin' tales of the booty within!
May 3, 2024, 4:17 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The fierce storms and sweltering heat be causin' more hearties to meet Davy Jones in Davy Jones' locker! The data be showin' a spike in strokes from climate change. Keep a weather eye on yer health, mateys! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
May 2, 2024, 3:35 pm
Arrr, mateys! The DEA be thinkin' about movin' the devil's lettuce from a high rankin' to a lower one. What be the implications for the healers and their patients, ye reckon? Aye, the sea be full o' mysteries! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' us more, savvy?
May 2, 2024, 1:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags at this spa were poking faces with tiny needles like a bunch of landlubbers! But beware, their injection practices were as unsterile as a bilge rat's nest. Ye be better off walkin' the plank than gettin' pricked by them sea dogs! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr mateys, this new high-concentration version of adalimumab-adbm be sailin' uncharted waters, ungranted with an interchangeability designation. Keep ye eyes peeled for any scallywags tryin' to swap out this treasure! Aye, Medscape Medical News be keepin' us informed.
May 2, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr mateys, this study be sayin' that shockin' yar noggin with electric currents might help ye shake off the blues. But me hearties be warnin', we need more scallywags to confirm if this be true. Yar better off stickin' to grog for now! Aye aye, Cap'n Medscape!
May 2, 2024, 7:36 am
Arr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that 100% of the scallywags who took olaparib and standard grog survived 36 moons! Aye, the sea gods be smiling upon us this day! Arrr!
May 2, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr! Ye scallywags be spoutin' nonsense! This new rumour be claimin' that only the pale-faced landlubbers be sufferin' from despair deaths. But I be tellin' ye, us pirates of all shades be feelin' the blues too! Yarrr!
May 2, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! A study be sayin' that a common treatment might not be as powerful as we thought. Avast ye, me mateys, it be time to question the effectiveness of our remedies. Yarrr!
May 2, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr, mateys! A study be findin' a wee bit more danger fer wee ones at 10 years old, but wise folk be sayin' to keep takin' yer vitamins like normal. Keep calm and swig ye grog, there be no need to panic! Aye.
May 2, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be findin' a treasure map to a gene that be keepin' the dreaded Alzheimer's disease at bay by 70%! Avast ye, me hearties, we be sailin' into uncharted waters of the mind!
May 2, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr mateys! The scurvy COVID-19 pandemic be showin' us that the young swashbucklers be actin' differently than we be expectin' in the emergency department for their mental health. Pillage on, ye young buccaneers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
May 1, 2024, 5:56 pm
Yarr! Beware, me hearties! The siren's call of social media may promise relief for the dreaded menopause, but 'tis a treacherous sea filled with snake oil and false promises. Ye savvy clinicians must be armed with knowledge to steer ye ship away from harm's way! Aye, Medscape be warnin' us!
May 1, 2024, 3:44 pm
Arrr! The British Society for Rheumatology be sharin' a new navigatin' map fer the treatment of Sjögren disease. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure trove o' advice fer swashbucklin' healthcare mates and their scurvy patients. Sail on, me hearties! Aye, Medscape Medical News be the jolly roger flyin' high!
May 1, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be settlin' the legal quarrel over the cursed 2021 device mishap. Ye can bet they be payin' a hefty sum to make this ruckus go away. Let's hope they learned their lesson, or they'll be walkin' the plank next time!
May 1, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr! A scallywag plastic surgeon from Seattle be in hot water with the law for tryin' to silence his patients from speakin' ill online! Ye can't be stoppin' the truth from comin' out, matey! The sea of online reviews be a rough one to navigate, indeed!
May 1, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that most landlubbers in the colonies be ignorin' the Cancer Society's rules for checkin' the lasses' neck parts for signs o' trouble. These scallywags need to smarten up and heed the advice of the experts!
May 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! A study in the year of our Lord 2022 hath proven that the potion be mighty effective in keepin' the wee beasties from infiltratin' yer nether regions for a good 9 moons. Yo ho ho, me hearties!
May 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys! There be a new fancy term tryin' to make the negative thoughts walk the plank, but some scurvy experts be sayin' it be as confusing as tryin' to read a treasure map in a stormy sea. Saber the confusion, ye landlubbers!
May 1, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest intel be showin' that them scurvy ILD patients are like to spring a leak in their lungs after gettin' a new one. Keep a weather eye on 'em, lest they be turnin' into a human blowfish!
May 1, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr matey, a rummage in a Spanish crew has shown that better jabber be needed betwixt the sick and the healers. Avast ye, 'tis a lesson for all scallywags on the high seas of healthcare! Aye, tis the tale told by Medscape Medical News. Arrrrr!
April 30, 2024, 3:36 pm
Arr matey, the USPSTF be settin' sail for a stronger recommendation to spy on those scurvy dogs startin' mammograms earlier. They be sayin' we need more treasure maps to find the booty of breast cancer for Black and older wenches and those with dense chests. Aye aye, captain!
April 30, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arrr mateys, the U.S. Justice Department be thinkin' 'bout makin' marijuana use less of a crime, takin' it out of a category with heroin. Avast ye, looks like the times be changin' fer the high-seas of the drug world!
April 30, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The lack of global reports on physician walkin' the plank be a grave concern. Avast! There be scarce resources to aid in the battle against this dark scourge. We be needin' to rally the crew and find a solution, lest we lose more good sailors to the abyss of despair. Aye, matey.
April 30, 2024, 9:47 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that popping a bit o' aspirin alongside yer regular treatment won't make ye fairer wenches free from the clutches of the dreaded breast cancer. Keep yer eye on the horizon for better remedies, me hearties! Arrr!
April 30, 2024, 9:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis being said that the spirits of the transgender and gender-nonconforming folks in the American colonies be growin' dark and stormy. Methinks it be high time for a change in the codes of conduct to help ease their troubled souls. Aye, 'tis the gossip from Medscape Medical News!
April 30, 2024, 8:50 am
Arrr mateys! Since 2002, there be a vast surge in pirates walkin' the plank among US college athletes, makin' it the second-most common cause of restin' in Davy Jones' locker in this fine crew. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
April 30, 2024, 5:53 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye listenin'? Them scallywags with rheumatoid arthritis be havin' a higher chance of gettin' a venous thromboembolism, no matter their years on this earth or other things! Watch out for them blood clots, me mateys! Aye, 'tis true!
April 30, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr mateys! These five fancy gadgets be sailin' the high seas of medicine, soon to dock at yer office. Keep a weather eye out for these advanced technologies, savvy? Yarrr!
April 30, 2024, 2:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! The verdict be set to be handed down in the final quarter of 2024. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for updates, lest ye miss the boat! - <i>The Medscape Medical News</i>
April 30, 2024, 1:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! The number of land lubbers plagued with the dreaded colorectal cancer be on the rise in those aged 46-49, says a study of the cursed disease. Aye, it be time to plunder some healthy habits to keep yer bowels shipshape, mateys! Arrr!
April 29, 2024, 8:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! No harm to wee bairns from most cancer potions, but beware the cursed combo of two immunotherapies! The lads at Medscape News UK be warnin' ye, so mind yer doses or face the consequences, arrr!
April 29, 2024, 7:21 am
Arrr mateys! Ye best be keepin' a sharp lookout on the horizon for the lack of primary care providers! It be shapin' the way ye be interactin' with yer healer. Stay informed, savvy? Aye, from Medscape Medical News.
April 29, 2024, 7:13 am
Arrr matey, a wise scholar be sayin' that bein' homeless and havin' a noggin full o' madness might be feedin' off each other like two scurvy dogs fightin' over the last scrap of meat. Aye, bidirectional they be, like two ships passin' in the night.
April 29, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis told that most scallywags who got treatment for the cursed gout had been takin' their medicine within six moons o' leavin' the infirmary. Aye, 'tis all thanks to the nurse's watchful eye and a bit o' intervention. Savvy?
April 29, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that these mystical powders known as antidepressants do no harm to yer thinkin' cap or memory, so fear not the scallywags of dementia! Trust in yer medicine, me mateys, and sail on with a clear mind and merry spirit!
April 29, 2024, 4:54 am
Avast ye healthcare mates! Be mindful o' the scurvy dogs who be makin' fun o' young scallywags with chronic skin afflictions. Keep a weather eye out fer signs o' stigma 'n bullying when treatin' these wee ones. Arrr, Medscape Medical News be warnin'!
April 29, 2024, 2:30 am
Arrr mateys! Some scallywags be sayin' playin' "brain games" can make ye smarter or keep yer noggin sharp. But be there proof, and do puzzles like crosswords and Sudoku count as well? Aye, we be needin' to dig deeper into this matter!
April 29, 2024, 2:02 am
Arrr mateys with the cursed IBS-C and bloating of the moderate to severe sort saw some relief after takin' plecanatide, but those with mild bloating saw no change in their condition. Yarrr, the seas be unpredictable when it comes to these matters! Aye, it be true as reported in Medscape Medical News!
April 26, 2024, 2:49 pm
Arrr mateys, a land lubber in the States be catchin' the avian flu from a cow, but fear not, no scurvy dog has spread it to another human yet. Keep yer distance from them birds and keep yerselves safe from this foul disease!
April 26, 2024, 1:52 pm
Arrr mateys! The FDA be givin' the green light to them fancy pivmecillinam tablets, aye, known as Pivya, to cure the wee little infections in the lasses down below. No need to fear the wrath of the UTI beast any longer! Aaargh!
April 26, 2024, 1:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The European Union be givin' their stamp o' approval to Altuvoct for the scurvy known as hemophilia A caused by a lack o' factor VIII! Shiver me timbers, this be some good news for those in need o' a remedy! Aye, 'tis a fine day indeed!
April 26, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr me hearties, word be spreadin' that Obgemsa be a fine remedy for yer leaky bladder, as decreed by the European Medicines Agency. So fear not, me mateys, for relief be awaitin' ye! Aye, Medscape be bringin' ye this news!
April 26, 2024, 11:41 am
Arr mateys, the European Medicines Agency be layin' down new rules on mixin' the anti-HIV potion atazanavir with other remedies. Watch yer step me hearties, lest ye face the wrath of the EMA! Aye aye, cap'n!
April 26, 2024, 10:51 am
Arr matey! The potions be crafted to cure the likes of rheumatism, scurvy skin, the dreaded COVID-19, and the gut rot known as Crohn's. Aye, me hearties, these remedies be the treasure we seek! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 10:12 am
Arrr matey, the European Medicines Agency be recommendin' Fruzaqla, Truqap, and Eribulin Baxter for treatin' certain colorectal and breast cancers. Ye best be listenin' to the wise words of these experts, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.
April 26, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, them First Nations patients be complainin' o' racism and stereotypin' from the scurvy dogs who be callin' themselves providers. Walkin' the plank be too good for them landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
April 25, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr, England be changin' how they deal with lads 'n lasses feelin' like they be in the wrong body. It be part o' a bigger rethinkin' o' what we know. Aye, 'tis a new dawn for the young scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 8:28 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Pz-cel, a potion of autologous, COL7A1 gene–corrected epidermal sheets, be crafted to restore the skin of scurvy dogs sufferin' from RDEB wounds. 'Tis like magic, bringin' healing and lessenin' pain in the process. Aye, 'tis a grand discovery!
April 25, 2024, 7:53 am
Arrr mateys! The wise men o' the medical world be sayin' that ye should use fancy genomic guidance to make yer radiotherapy decisions. 'Tis the way to spot them scurvy dogs with the most aggressive diseases. Listen to the experts or walk the plank, I say!
April 25, 2024, 7:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them land lubbers called internists be sharin' secrets on deliverin' the precious pills to the ailing souls and helpin' 'em on their journey to recovery. Aye, 'tis a noble quest indeed!
April 24, 2024, 1:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that takin' a wee bit o' aspirin be good for yer heart, but now the tides have turned! The risk be greater than the reward, so beware me mateys! Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
April 24, 2024, 12:12 pm
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs be tryin' to prescribe less antibiotics, but their path be blocked by a risky prompt. Yarrr, looks like these landlubbers be thinkin' twice 'bout usin' them antibiotics now! Aye, that be the tale of the Medscape Medical News.
April 24, 2024, 11:58 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said a mystical contraption can reveal clues to the heart's distress through the patterns of slumber. Arrr, this be the key to unveilin' the marks of those in dire need of aid. The future be lookin' bright, aye!
April 24, 2024, 9:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! Some landlubbers be holdin' off on their CD20 treatments 'til their vaccine schedules be done. But a study be sayin' it may not be needed. Arrr, trust in th' scurvy dogs of science, mateys! Aye, 'tis true!
April 24, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that the black magic o' TRD be showin' whether IV ketamine or ECT be workin' better. But beware, says the experts, for we need more research afore we be makin' any final reckonings. Aye, the seas be murky!
April 24, 2024, 8:01 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the clinical trials be holdin' back our precious therapies from reachin' the market. But fear not, for the public be clueless about these delays! Let's set sail and uncover the mysteries behind these holds, me hearties! Aye, Medscape Medical News be our trusty guide on this treacherous journey.
April 23, 2024, 1:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The concoction known as AXS-05, with its mix of dextromethorphan and bupropion, be showin' promise in calmin' the stormy seas of agitation in them with Alzheimer's! Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed in the ACCORD trial! Sail on, ye brave scientists!
April 23, 2024, 10:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Europe have given the thumbs up to this fancy new potion, danicopan, for those poor souls with paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria and leftover anemia on their usual remedies. Aye, 'tis a grand day for medical advancements on the high seas! Aye, aye!
April 23, 2024, 8:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that data can be a mighty tool fer clinicians in treatin' this condition that's been overlooked. Aye, those scallywags at Medscape be spreadin' the word! Let's set sail on the high seas of research, me mateys!
April 23, 2024, 8:29 am
Arrr matey, they be sayin' that steerin' clear o' certain behaviors could be makin' it harder fer the scallywags with OCD to get better in the long haul. Savvy? Aye, the seas be rough for this treatment, says the scurvy dogs at Medscape Medical News.
April 23, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr matey! The new agent be approved to help ye fight off pesky bladder cancers that be resistant to bacillus Calmette-Guérin. Aye, 'tis a fine addition to yer treasure chest of treatments. Fair winds and smooth sailing to ye, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag diseases of measles and pertussis be makin' a comeback after the plague of COVID-19. The landlubbers at ECDC be warnin' us to beware of these pesky ailments! Avast, me hearties, keep yer guard up and yer health in check! Aye, the news be spreadin' faster than scurvy on a ship!
April 22, 2024, 8:07 am
Arr matey! The landlubbers be sayin' that the healers be takin' charge of the dreaded diverticulitis, makin' surgery walk the plank! Avast ye, the times be changin' in the world of medicine, me hearties!
April 22, 2024, 7:34 am
Arrr, me mateys! A wise swashbuckler of the medical sort be delving into the mysteries of probiotics at the Francophone Days of Hepatology, Gastroenterology, and Digestive Oncology. Yo-ho-ho, tis a tale of gut health fit for a scallywag's ears!
April 22, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be sayin' the scribes be callin' for rules from the wisest of the wise on how to give out and watch over the magic potions for growin' luscious locks! Aye, the cap'n be needin' some fancy words to keep the sea dogs lookin' shipshape!
April 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Avast ye scallywags! Thar be a new study showin' that addin' nivolumab to neoadjuvant treatment be improvin' outcomes for them landlubbers with borderline resectable pancreatic scurvy. Shiver me timbers! The Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word like wildfire! Arrr!
April 22, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys, the latest advice from AGA be a treasure trove o' 12 top tips fer feedin' yer crew proper-like! From what ye put in yer belly to keepin' a weather eye on yer scurvy mates, 'tis all there in black and white. Aye, 'tis a true boon fer those needin' a healer's touch.
April 22, 2024, 5:12 am
"Arrr matey, be prepared for a dose of botulinum toxin A to smooth yer pores, sebum, and skin texture. Aye, 'tis the new treasure in dermatology practices, says this expert. Yo ho ho!"
April 22, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that them lidocaine injections be as good as a treasure map in relieving the most ferocious migraines in wee ones. Aye, a randomized trial hath proven it to be true! Raise the Jolly Roger for this fine news!
April 19, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr mateys, the hidden injection of vedolizumab be now sanctioned for keepin' scallywags with fierce Crohn's disease in check, after first dosin' 'em with the intravenous form. Avast ye, it be official news from Medscape Medical News!
April 19, 2024, 12:14 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A wee study be sayin' that a bit o' chit-chat between hospice folk and them that be sendin' patients their way can make the passage to Davy Jones' locker a bit smoother. Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News!
April 19, 2024, 10:58 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that this brain-zappin' contraption known as repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation be given the nod in the US for over a decade now. But alas, our European brethren be still scratchin' their heads, awaitin' proper guidelines. Avast ye, Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 9:30 am
Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs be sayin' that there be no added peril for them with multiple sclerosis and cancer who be takin' the fancy checkpoint inhibitor therapy. A small study be suggestin' this, so ye can rest easy on the high seas! Aye aye, Medscape Medical News be bringin' the good tidings!
April 19, 2024, 8:26 am
Avast ye! Last year brought forth over 50 new potions, which may aid our shipmates in treating various maladies. Arrr, these remedies be a boon for our healers to better care for their patients. Aye, 'tis good news indeed from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News!
April 19, 2024, 8:17 am
Arrr matey, 'tis still a mystery whether this newfangled three-phase screening, with its PSA test, four-kallikrein panel, and MRI, be able to lower the death toll from prostate scurvy. Yarrr, the scallywags at Medscape be keepin' a keen eye on this matter. Aye, we shall see!
April 19, 2024, 5:45 am
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of OSA management, for it may be helpful in treating OSA, but be warned about the troubles it brings in accessing GLP-1s and forsaking the ways of the landlubber lifestyle changes. Aye, me hearties, be cautious! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr matey! It be said that lack of growth hormone be tied to a certain microbiome mark that may aid in diagnosin' and treatin' wee lads and lasses with short stature. Aye, the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be sharin' this curious findin'!
April 19, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that this EndoBarrier be workin' like magic! It be makin' ye shed weight and keepin' the sugar levels at bay, all while savin' ye from the dreaded insulin shots! Aye, a fine treasure indeed!
April 19, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr, many scallywags be subjectin' themselves to lung cancer scannin', despite a greater chance of harm than good. Aye, 'tis like jumpin' into shark-infested waters hopin' to find treasure! Ain't no leechin' quacks be tellin' 'em the truth, arrr!
April 18, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr matey, these new rules be helpin' the good doctors find a better balance betwixt work and family. Aye, tis a fine notion indeed to keep the ship sailing smoothly for all ye landlubbers in the medical world!
April 18, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr mateys, a test be sayin' that the ketogenic diet may calm the mind and shed those extra pounds. Shiver me timbers! Who knew a diet could be the cure for madness and the curse of the dreaded metabolic syndrome. Aye aye, pass the bacon and butter, me hearties!
April 18, 2024, 8:05 am
Arrr mateys, tis been discovered that the dangers of using antipsychotic medicines among those with a troubled mind be more treacherous than thought. Beware, ye scallywags, for the risks be far greater than known before! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News. Aye.
April 18, 2024, 8:02 am
Yarr mateys, in the heart o' those with a STEMI and many a blocked passage, guidin' the way with FFR for all the vessels didn't make a difference in the FULL-REVASC quest! Stickin' to fixin' just the main culprit be as good as plunderin' all the treasures! Aye, the Medscape News be tellin' us so! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 7:18 am
Arrr, 'tis be known that keepin' different races and tribes apart be makin' it harder for 'em to find a good kidney transplant. Aye, 'tis a sad state o' affairs indeed, me hearties! So let's all band together and fight fer equal access to livers 'n kidneys for all!
April 18, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr! Ye scallywags be tellin' me that these magical beams of light be makin' ye facial hair disappear? Aye, me hearties! 'Tis a beauty secret worth more than all the treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Ye be lookin' as smooth as a freshly swabbed deck in no time!
April 18, 2024, 5:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! Aye, it be said that patients pillaging GLP-1s be havin' a 33% greater risk o' catchin' the dreaded aspiration pneumonia after a bit o' endoscopic plunderin'. 'Tis a warning from the high seas, mateys! Aye, heed it well!
April 18, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, the PROACT trial be showin' that enalapril be not affectin' the heart o' those brave souls battlin' the scurvy cancer! No need to worry 'bout yer heart takin' a hit while fightin' the good fight, me hearties! Aye, the sea be calm in this storm.
April 18, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr matey! The latest information be sayin' that the loot from Medicare for plunderin' breast cancer surgeries be dwindlin' fast! Looks like we be needin' to find a new treasure chest to fill our coffers, me hearties! Aye, the times they be changin' indeed!
April 17, 2024, 4:17 pm
Arrr mateys, a new potion be comin' to the shores of the United States on February 21, 2025. 'Tis said to be a biosimilar, aye, so keep a weather eye out for its arrival. The Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, savvy?
April 17, 2024, 11:45 am
Arrr mateys! A newfangled test be showin' promise fer findin' them nasty critters causin' brain woes. 'Tis a grand discovery indeed! Onward, me hearties, to a world free o' scurvy diseases! Aye, 'tis the talk o' Medscape Medical News!
April 17, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered in a recent study that smokin' a bit o' cannabis with THC and CBD be like findin' the buried treasure for them sufferin' from a nasty migraine! So, next time ye feelin' a headache comin' on, perhaps consider settin' sail for the nearest dispensary! Aye aye, Captain Cannabis to the rescue!
April 17, 2024, 9:39 am
Arrr, the ODAC be approvin' o' these tests that be as sensitive as a cat's whisker to help us swashbuckle our way through the treacherous waters of drug approvals for the dreaded multiple myeloma. Aye, let the battle for faster treatments begin!
April 17, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, me hearties! According to them fancy psychiatrists at EPA 2024, it be all about the legal constraints. But shiver me timbers, I reckon they be talkin' more gibberish than a parrot with a peg leg! Aye, pass me the grog and let's set sail for clearer waters!
April 17, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags have discovered clues that say them pesky bugs in yer belly may be causin' trouble in yer joints! By adjustin' yer gut microbes, ye might just find relief from that cursed rheumatoid arthritis. Aye, a bit o' pirate magic for yer health!
April 17, 2024, 5:08 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that more than one in three hearty landlubbers developed a malady of the heart, known as bradyarrhythmias, whilst scaling the treacherous slopes of Mount Everest. Aye, the medical scribes be warnin' of the dangers of such a perilous adventure! Arrr!
April 17, 2024, 4:39 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis been said that over a quarter of the scallywags who met Davy Jones' locker due to opium were young buccaneers! Avast ye, beware the siren call of the poppy lest ye find yerself in the depths of Neptune's grasp! Aye, 'tis true, says the Medscape Medical News!
April 17, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr mateys, the use of potassium-laden salt replacements for victuals could be a blessing for the health of the common folk, says a fresh study. Aye, aye, me hearties! Let's shiver our timbers with some healthier grub!
April 16, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr matey! The scallywags be sayin' that a throbbin' head, whether from tension, a throbbin' migraine, or a bop on the noggin', be leadin' folks down the plank towards Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the study be sayin' so, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 1:58 pm
Arr matey! It be told that mixin' ketamine be a fine remedy for young scallywags with stubborn headaches. Safe, effective, and well tolerated it be, says the wise researchers. Aye, the sea of medicine be full of surprises, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 1:08 pm
Arr! Me hearties be talkin' bout some scallywags havin' blurry vision, double vision, and droopy eyelids from the dreaded botulism! Aye, tis a rough sea we sail on, with swallowin' and breathin' troubles to boot! Beware the curse o' the botulism, me mateys! Aaarrr!
April 16, 2024, 10:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest scuttlebutt be that atogepant be showin' promise fer keepin' them headaches at bay. Aye, the data be sayin' it be safe and workin' well for preventin' them migraines. So hoist the sails and set a course for relief, me mateys!
April 16, 2024, 8:14 am
Arrr mateys, tis be a sad tale indeed! A wee bit o' the cancer drugs be lackin' in their promised benefits to the scallywags sufferin'. 'Tis a shame, for we be needin' all the help we can get in fightin' the dread disease. Aye, the sea be rough, but we must sail on!
April 16, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the use o' SGLT2 inhibitors and insulin be lessenin' the dangers o' diabetes-related eye maladies. So ye can keep an eye on yer booty and still enjoy yer rum without worryin' 'bout goin' blind! Aye, a fine discovery indeed!
April 16, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that D-Limonene, a wondrous substance found in the holy plant cannabis, may help ye scallywags ease yer fears and anxieties caused by the devil's lettuce. Aye, according to Medscape Medical News, this be a grand discovery for all ye pirates sailin' the high seas!
April 16, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, mateys! The ARISE-HF trial be searchin' for a way to stop the scurvy known as diabetic cardiomyopathy, but it did not find the X marks the spot. However, there be hope in the horizon for a treasure to prevent it! Aye, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!
April 16, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr mateys! A study hath discovered that those who suffer mishaps after gettin' their pretty faces altered be more likely to feel sad, anxious, and other mental maladies than before. Ye best think twice before messin' with yer natural beauty, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of despair! Arrr!
April 16, 2024, 5:05 am
Arrr mateys! The American Society for Dermatologic Surgery Association be warnin' ye scallywags 'bout the dangers of gettin' yer medical procedures done in places without proper licensin'. Keep a weather eye out, lest ye end up walkin' the plank!
April 16, 2024, 4:35 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that them neuromodulators and dermal fillers be workin' wonders for the landlubbers in need. But more treasure be needed to know for sure if they be safe for all the different crews out there. Aye!
April 15, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye scallywags! The more loot ye plunder, the worse off ye be in the end, says this fancy new study. Aye, the fancy AI algorithm be showin' that higher seizure burden spells trouble for yer future. Ye best be keepin' a sharp eye on yer health, mateys! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 7:49 am
Arr mateys, 'tis said that the minglin' of pediatric dermatology and rheumatology be improvin' patient outcomes and satisfactions! No scurvy here, just jolly good news from the Medscape Medical News! Aye, the seas be smooth sailin' for these combined clinics! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 7:44 am
Arrrh me hearties! By scallywagging through the spoken words of landlubbers, ye may spy signs of foggy brains and potential plundering of memories. Keep a weather eye out for signs of mild cognitive impairment, lest ye find yerself lost in the treacherous waters of dementia risk. Aye, aye captain!
April 15, 2024, 7:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklers o' the medical world be comparin' the effects o' a low-fat vegan diet to a portion-control diet fer scallywags with type 1 diabetes. 'Tis a tale o' trials and tribulations on the high seas o' health! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News.
April 15, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys, the latest DEDICATE-DZHK6 trial be showin' that fixin' yer aortic valve with a bit o' fancy catheter work be just as good as cuttin' it open on the table. Aye, the surgeons may not be pleased to hear that!
April 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr matey! The FDA be grantin' permission for a newfangled AI tool to diagnose sepsis. 'Tis a grand day for technology on the high seas! Aye, me hearties, let's set sail with this De Novo pathway treasure! Huzzah!
April 15, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that helpin' hands in the emergency department be leadin' to better followin' of post-discharge pills for the cursed opioid use disorder. No more repeatin' overdoses for these scallywags! Aye, 'tis a grand findin' indeed, says the Medscape Medical News.
April 15, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr mateys, them tiny scallywags be safer from serious bacterial foes after bein' jabbed with the pox prevention potions, but still be needin' to watch out for them sneaky urinary tract invaders. Keep a weather eye on yer little buccaneers, lest ye be dealin' with a troublesome leak!
April 12, 2024, 11:09 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags be talkin' about them fancy semisynthetic opioids causin' a ruckus. But fear not, for the mortality from prescription opioids be holdin' steady in most European lands. Aye, tis a curious tale indeed!
April 12, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This Semaglutide be a fine remedy for shedding extra poundage, yet we mustn't overlook the coin it takes to keep it up. Be weighin' the cost o'er time with ESG, savvy? Aye, 'tis the dilemma we face. - <i>Ye Medscape Medical News</i>
April 12, 2024, 9:09 am
Arrr! Tis be said that addin' some swabbin' of the deck and hoistin' of the sails to yer weekly routine may help ye remember to take yer meds, ye scurvy dogs with mental disorders. Aye, aye, cap'n!
April 12, 2024, 8:42 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been o'er a year since the scallywags in the phase 3 studies found that delgocitinib cream be a trusty cure for the cursed chronic hand eczema. The latest reports say the control be holdin' steady, with no new troubles on the horizon. Aye, the treasure be safe!
April 12, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that the dreaded PsA be more common in the lands of Europe and North America, than in the exotic shores of Asia and South America! Aye, the scallywags be sufferin' from this affliction more in those parts of the world, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 5:30 am
Arrr mateys, the coronary sinus reducer be helpin' with the chest pains, but be failin' to improve the blood flow. 'Tis like tryin' to sail a leaky ship in rough waters! Ahoy, the seas of medicine be a treacherous journey indeed!
April 12, 2024, 5:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be warned, these infernal e-cigarettes be as harmful as the devil's tobacco. Just like the cursed conventional cigarettes, they be wreakin' havoc on yer precious endothelium and fillin' ye body with toxic substances. Heed the warnin' from <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Arrrr!
April 12, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr! The scallywags at the organization be sayin' to use the vaccine with other means like keepin' the critters at bay, stayin' ahead of the game, and learnin' a thing or two. Listen up, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the word. Aye, aye!
April 11, 2024, 11:15 am
Arr matey! 'Tis said that takin' short breaks with light-intensity walks durin' long sittin' hours be improvin' vascular inflammatory biomarker levels in scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Aye, me hearties! Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News and take a stroll to keep ye health in check! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them experts be sayin' that changin' how we give psychiatric care can lessen the need fer forcin' folks into treatment. Aye, tis good news from the 32nd European Congress of Psychiatry! Ye best listen up, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Aharrr!
April 11, 2024, 9:56 am
Arrr mateys, tis said that more scallywags with the dreaded scurvy are joining the quest for a cure, especially at the grand National Cancer Institute. But alas, the number of recruits be still too few. Aye, the battle against this cursed disease be a fierce one indeed.
April 11, 2024, 9:15 am
Arrr matey, tis not just the grub ye shove in yer gob that affects yer well-being. The speed and timing of yer feasting also be part of the puzzle. Listen to the wisdom of the Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walking the plank of poor health! Aye!
April 11, 2024, 5:54 am
Arrr mateys! Takin' SGLT2 inhibitors o'er GLP-1 RAs be showin' a 19% lessenin' o' risk fer scurvy outcomes in hearties with T2D an' CKD stages I-III. Listen t' this tale from Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!
April 11, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that this Valproate remedy, meant to quell the storm within yer brain, may cause ye to gain weight like a bloated sea whale! Beware the side effects of this cursed medicine, lest ye find yerself too heavy to walk the plank!
April 11, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr mateys, the mystical elixir known as D-mannose be as useless as a wooden leg in a footrace for lasses sufferin' from the dreaded urinary tract infections! 'Tis all a sham, just like Davy Jones' locker. Avast ye, and stick to yer grog instead! Aye!
April 11, 2024, 3:33 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that the Black swashbucklers with the crazy mind be gettin' less of the powerful clozapine than their White shipmates. Shiver me timbers, what a scallywag of a discrepancy! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
April 10, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the SHASTA-2 study found that the medicine be mighty effective in lowerin' them triglycerides by more than 50%. Aye, aye captain, it be a fine treasure for them with the pancreatitis risk! Alas, no scurvy here, mateys!
April 10, 2024, 5:09 pm
Arrr mateys! 'Tis good news fer those cursed with deadly strokes, but 'tis only good fer a chosen few, says one wise expert. Aye, the seas be rough but there be hope on the horizon!
April 10, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' of a newfangled test that can sniff out pancreatic scallywags afore they grow too big! 'Tis a chance to set sail on the path of curin' patients afore it be too late. Aye, a jolly good find indeed!
April 10, 2024, 7:20 am
Arr mateys, tis a tale of the ICU physician who found himself amidst a cardiac arrest in a crowded club, with music blaring and a sea of people. Aye, a night of revelry turned into a night of swashbuckling medical heroics!
April 10, 2024, 6:46 am
Yarrr mateys! Them landlubbers be sufferin' from zoom dysmorphia, obsessin' over their mugs afore meetin' online. Aye, they be thinkin' they needs to be lookin' perfect like a shiny doubloon! Harharhar!
April 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the pains of me bones may not just trouble me body, but also me poor brain. Ye best be takin' heed and carin' for yer joints, lest ye want yer noggin' to age quicker than a pirate after a night of grog! Aye!
April 10, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the scallywags who received the powerful cadonilimab and standard chemo had a better chance of survivin', whether they had the mark of PD-L1 or not! Aye, the news be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas!
April 10, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrgg, me hearties! A grand study be showin' that older adults who be sufferin' from delirium be havin' a higher risk of walkin' the plank straight into the jaws o' dementia and death. Heed this warnin', ye scallywags!
April 10, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr mateys, a study from the Swede land be sayin' that young scallywags with itchy skin may be more likely to end up with a rumble in their tummy. Best be keepin' an eye out for them crocodiles in yer belly! Arrr!
April 10, 2024, 4:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that these clinical endpoints be a fine indicator o' survival fer ye lasses with breast cancer. Aye, the adjuvant therapy be workin' wonders! Trust in yer doctors, me mateys, and ye shall sail through these treacherous waters unscathed. Aarrgh!
April 9, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags be sayin' that the acronym be no good no more and may be causin' harm, according to a group of specialists arguin' with other experts. Avast ye Medscape Medical News!
April 9, 2024, 1:57 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Beware the scallywags on the interwebs spewing falsehoods 'bout contraception safety! Don't be fooled by these self-proclaimed experts! Trust only ye doctor's wisdom on such matters, lest ye be led astray on the treacherous sea of misinformation! Aye, me mateys!
April 9, 2024, 6:12 am
Arrr mateys! It be said that snortin' oxytocin up yer nose be makin' ye more sociable and happy if ye be havin' that pesky autism spectrum disorder. Aye, the science be showin' it to be true, so go ahead and give it a try, me hearties!
April 9, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr matey, Pfizer be claimin' their potion Abrysvo be makin' the older landlubbers less likely to catch the dreaded respiratory syncytial virus. Me thinks they be tryin' to sell us snake oil, but who be I to argue with the scallywags at Pfizer! Arrr!
April 9, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that feelin' blue can make yer bellyache worse for them lads with the cursed ulcerative colitis. Keep a weather eye on yer mental health, lest ye be sailin' into rough waters! Aye, 'tis the word from Medscape Medical News!
April 9, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr mateys, them Canadian scallywags be usin' some fancy whole-genome sequencing to spy on the genetic quirks of young buccaneers with cerebral palsy. Aye, it be a fine pursuit, but I reckon those lads and lasses be needin' more grog and less science!
April 9, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that MS be havin' three different types, each based on different blood-based "immune signatures." This information may help us predict the course of the disease and make more personalized treatment decisions. Aye, the pirates be gettin' smarter every day!
April 9, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr mateys! Ye be hearin' that a powerful potion aimin' at mRNA of APO C-III be reducin' them triglycerides by half in BRIDGE-TIMI 73a! Aye, the largest loot ever seen in a trial! Yarrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> has the scoop!
April 8, 2024, 4:54 pm
Yarr, me hearties! Aye, 12 weeks o' liftin' heavy things be boostin' hip function, easin' pain, and makin' life better for them scallywags with osteoarthritis. Aye, that be the treasure we be seekin'! A fine tale from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr me hearties! 'Tis said that a newfangled contraption could help ye landlubbers get yer hands on statins without seein' a scurvy doctor! Mayhaps this be the secret to keepin' yer heart shipshape and preventin' a mutiny in yer chest. Aye aye, Cap'n Medscape be tellin' us true!
April 8, 2024, 3:08 pm
"Arr mateys! The scallywags in the BE ACTIVE trial be findin' that offerin' bits o' gold and a bit o' fun be motivatin' landlubbers with bad tickers to walk the plank more each day. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
April 8, 2024, 1:51 pm
Arrr! The FDA be givin' the nod to a new therapy that be targetin' tumors without carin' where they be growin'. 'Tis a mighty fine achievement, me hearties! Avast ye scallywags, 'tis a new dawn for medicine on the high seas!
April 8, 2024, 11:56 am
Arr! A fresh study be scrutinin' the aftermath o' cancer potions that got the nod quick! Will they stand the test o' time or be walkin' the plank soon? Watch yer back, mateys! In the land o' medicine, nothin' be certain but scurvy and death!
April 8, 2024, 7:59 am
Avast ye scallywags! Those landlubbers be callin' our trusty doctors "extremists" for fightin' for public health! But we sailors know better - keep up the good work, ye hearty advocates for the well-being of all! Arrr!
April 8, 2024, 7:33 am
Arrr mateys! Ye hear tell o' this fancy work from Duke University? They be aimin' to shake up the way them scientific folk study grub and how them doctors check the diets o' their patients. Shiver me timbers! It be a whole new world for the scallywags in white coats!
April 8, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them fancy researchers be prayin' that them screening programs take another gander at them nuchal translucency measurements. Aye, 'tis a fancy way of sayin' they be wantin' a closer look at the size of them baby bumps. Har har har!
April 8, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that stuffin' yer gullet with too much fancy processed grub may bring upon ye the dreaded irritable bowel syndrome! Best be stickin' to the good ol' pirate fare of rum and sea biscuits, lest ye want a pox upon yer bowels! Aye, me hearties!
April 8, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis said that prescription potions be good fer easing the pain of scallywags with the pox. But when the treatment be done, the guidelines on using these remedies be as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Aaarrrrr!
April 8, 2024, 4:28 am
Arrr mateys! Them hearty souls who be carryin' extra cargo on their frame be sheddin' more pounds by takin' semaglutide, so long as they haven't tried other potions for the same cause. Avast! The seas of weight loss be a treacherous journey indeed!
April 8, 2024, 4:27 am
Arrr mateys, it be said by them smart Canadian landlubbers that them poor souls wanderin' the streets be twice as likely to suffer from forgetfulness as those with a roof over their heads. Aye, 'tis a sad tale indeed, but at least we can remember to be grateful for our own sturdy ships!
April 7, 2024, 4:40 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that a magical telemedicine program be savin' the lives of heart-stricken patients who've been tinkered on by a bunch of landlubber surgeons. Aye, 'tis a wondrous spectacle indeed! Yarrr!
April 7, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr matey! A fancy jaw-advancing contraption be just as good as the ol' CPAP for lowerin' blood pressure in scallywags with hypertension and sleep apnea, says the CRESCENT trial. Avast ye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales of this swashbucklin' study! Aye aye, captain!
April 7, 2024, 1:58 pm
Arrr mateys, the use of a tiny pump called the microaxial flow pump be helpin' to save lives in patients sufferin' from the dreaded STEMI-related cardiogenic shock in the DanGer Shock trial. But beware, for it also bringeth more troubles along the way. Aye, 'tis a tricky situation indeed!
April 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! Aye, in the battle betwixt tamsulosin and implant therapy, the latter be victorious in easing symptoms. Aye, me hearties, set sail with the implant therapy for smoother waters ahead!
April 6, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Empagliflozin did not greatly lower the risk of heart failure hospital stays or death in risky patients in EMPACT-MI, but it did lessen the number of times they had to visit the dreaded hospital. Avast! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye the tale.
April 6, 2024, 3:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The ApoA1 infusions in the AEGIS-II trial be like a scallywag with no booty. But fear not, for a closer look be showin' promise in them with higher LDL levels. Aye, the treasure be hidden in the cholesterol, mateys!
April 6, 2024, 2:21 pm
Arrr mateys! In the quest for a heart cure, this shunt device be a disappointment for all ye landlubbers with weak LV function. But fear not, for those with a feeble LVEF less than 40% may still find some treasure in this study. Aye, the heart be a tricky beast indeed!
April 5, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arr, me hearties! The FDA be givin' their seal o' approval for a fancy new app to cure the blues! Ye can now get yer prescription for sadness right on yer phone. Just make sure ye don't accidentally delete it, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of despair! Aye, matey!
April 5, 2024, 12:22 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywags be sayin' a test fer risk o' fallin' into the clutches o' the dreaded opioid use disorder may be bringin' harm instead o' help! 'Tis a debate as epic as huntin' fer buried treasure with genetic maps as our guide. Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed!
April 5, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, a scallywag was denied by the docs, but the brave soul be holdin' up. We be keepin' a weather eye on 'im to see how he fares in the long haul. Aye, the medics be watchin' closely!
April 5, 2024, 11:14 am
Arr mateys, fear not the foul fowl flu! The land lubbers say the chance of widespread illness be low, but keep a weather eye out and tighten up yer defenses! We be keepin' a sharp lookout for any scurvy birds tryin' to make us walk the plank! Aye aye, Captain Health Authorities!
April 5, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr mateys, the signs be clear: Our bodies be needin' more time amongst the lush greenery to be hale and hearty. It be all about how we see time passin'. Aye, trust the wise words of Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that a healer's touch be makin' a difference in the way them male patients be thinkin' 'bout their leaky pipes. Aye, a nurse be swashbucklin' her way through them urinary troubles like a true buccaneer!
April 5, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! The use of fancy orthopedic trinkets or magic potions be makin' the risk of bone infections soar to the heavens for them scallywags with RA and the dreaded S aureus bug. Ye best be keepin' an eye out for them pesky infections, lest ye end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 5:18 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the use of continuous glucose monitoring be like a treasure map that leads to a reduced risk o' the dreaded diabetic retinopathy in adults with type 1 diabetes. Shiver me timbers, keep a watchful eye on yer blood sugar levels, me hearties! Aye, <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' no tales.
April 5, 2024, 4:56 am
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that a thyroid exam didn't match the ultrasound results in landlubbers with no symptoms! But it be spot-on for the big nodules! Shiver me timbers! The sea of medicine be a treacherous one indeed!
April 5, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs of the medical profession be sufferin' from pandemic fatigue just as much as us landlubbers be strugglin' with the long haul of the foul COVID! Some be too proud to seek help, but a good dose of grog and rest be the cure for all ailments!
April 3, 2024, 2:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Medscape be warnin' us of treacherous guidewires, causin' harm to our precious blood vessels. Beware, me mateys, lest ye want yer veins to become a leaky ship! Aye, 'tis a dangerous sea out there indeed.
April 3, 2024, 9:50 am
Arrr, the US Food and Drug Administration hath given the nod to iloperidone tablets (Fanapt) for treatin' the scallywag known as bipolar disorder in adults. Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis good news for those sailin' the rough seas of mental health. Aye, 'tis Medscape Medical News!
April 3, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr, Lenz Therapeutics be boastin' on Wednesday that their mighty experimental potion be makin' landlubbers see better in their old age! Aye, they be fixin' nearsightedness in scallywags with a common eye ailment. Yarrr, me hearties, who needs a spyglass when ye got Lenz Therapeutics on yer side?
April 3, 2024, 6:26 am
Arrr matey! A study from Finland be tellin' us that mixin' polygenic risk scores with family tales and breast cancer gene mutations be makin' the hunt for breast cancer more strategic. Aye, this be some serious treasure for our medical mates to find!
April 3, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr matey, some fancy DNA changes may be the root of heart troubles like atrial fibrillation or a wonky ventricular thing. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spoutin' the scientific jargon, but all I can think of is plunderin' for treasure!
April 3, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, the scallywag Rilzabrutinib failed to reach its mark in the PEGASUS trial for mateys with pemphigus vulgaris or foliaceus. Me thinks it be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, even the best potions can't always cure ye ailments.
April 3, 2024, 4:18 am
Yarr mateys! The belly growin' bigger, but the fat remainin' the same in them young scallywags with the sugar problem. 'Tis a curious findin' indeed! The sea of medicine be full of treasures and surprises, arrr!
April 3, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr, ye scallywags with a solitary ailment be needin' less of the fancy anti-inflammatory drugs than them with multiple maladies. Yarrr, take heed of this advice from Medscape Medical News, lest ye be walkin' the plank of prolonged treatment! Aye!
April 2, 2024, 12:25 pm
Arr mateys, the FDA has given their blessing for Abbott's TriClip Transcatheter Edge-to-Edge Repair system to fix tricuspid regurgitation! The crew be votin' in favor of this mighty fine device. Avast ye, the seas of healthcare be sailin' smooth for Abbott! Aye aye, me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags have finally concocted a magical tablet to cure the woes of those suffering from a rare blood disorder! It be approved by the powers that be. Let us raise a toast to modern medicine and bid adieu to our troubles!
April 2, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that 44% of scallywags be forgettin' to take their medicine within a year! Shiver me timbers! Ye best be rememberin' to swallow yer pills, lest ye walk the plank of poor health! Aye, aye, captain!
April 2, 2024, 7:26 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that takin' yer proton pump inhibitor twice a day in a moderate dose be best fer healin' yer EoE. No need to be takin' a higher dose, it won't be givin' ye any more benefits. Listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News, ye scallywags!
April 2, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr matey! One of ye scallywags might find some relief in a newfangled trial for the scurvy known as prostate cancer. Check it out in the latest gossip from Medscape Medical News, ye landlubbers!
April 2, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys, startin' HET early in wee ones with MS be the way to go! It be like findin' a treasure map that leads to slower disability than settlin' for weak remedies or nothin' at all. Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the good word!
April 2, 2024, 5:32 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags be findin' that the danger o' chronic kidney disease be growin', even in the wee amounts o' albuminuria. Keep an eye on yer kidneys, lest ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
April 2, 2024, 4:41 am
Arrr mateys! Word be spreadin' that this EBV may be the scallywag causin' MS. What be the clinical implications of this revelation? Could it be the key to lootin' the treasure of treatment and prevention for this cursed neurodegenerative condition? Aye, only time will tell. Arrr!
April 2, 2024, 3:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the loot from the industry scallywags be unaffected by the public reckonings in the Open Payments dossier. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales of the same ol' same ol'. Set sail for more pillaging, me mateys!
April 1, 2024, 7:58 am
Arr matey, hear ye the latest tidings from the Medscape Medical News! 'Tis filled with tales of leeches and potions, sure to cure any scallywag's ailments. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here parchment, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrrr!
April 1, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be conducting full-dose challenges for the landlubbers with beta-lactam allergies, savin' 'em from unnecessary skin testin' and wastin' antibiotics. Yarrr, aye, 'tis a grand victory for the crew!
April 1, 2024, 6:59 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that many fair maidens afflicted with the dreaded scurvy of cancer seek counsel on matters of bedchamber fun, and wise healers be takin' notice. New studies be showin' the way, savvy? Aye, 'tis a curious tale indeed!
April 1, 2024, 6:34 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags say ye must be takin' a DMARD afore ye can plunder the biologic therapy booty. Aye, these insurance rules be makin' a pirate walk the plank! Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, so listen up, me mateys!
April 1, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here study be tellin' us all about the beginnings of the COVID-19 scurvy, and how it be helpin' the bigwigs in chargin' the ship in case another outbreak be comin' our way. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of information indeed!
April 1, 2024, 5:24 am
Arr matey! Keepin' an eye on serum S100B levels may lessen the need for them pesky cranial CT scans for wee ones with mild noggin bumps. Follow the clinical decision chart, and ye'll be savin' precious time and resources, me hearties! Aye, 'tis what the Medscape Medical News be sayin'!
April 1, 2024, 5:10 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that a mix o' Quad Shot radiotherapy and immunotherapy be helpin' with the pain in the head and neck, but may not be savin' yer sorry hide in the long run. Aye, 'tis a curious mix indeed, says the Medscape Medical News. Arrr!
April 1, 2024, 2:28 am
Avast ye mateys! Behold the wench who donned her nurse's cap at threescore years! Aye, she be a hospice healer now, tending to the scallywags in their final days. A true swashbuckler of compassion, she be! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 8:10 am
Arrr, them swashbucklin' healers be fancyin' themselves as clever scientists, but they be relyin' on some mighty peculiar methods to get themselves shipshape for their work. Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' contradiction on the high seas of medicine!
March 29, 2024, 6:58 am
Arr, the results be the same for all these treatments, but it seems the potion be more effective for the lasses with a wee cervical length of 25 mm or less. Aye, me hearties, trust in the magic elixir!
March 29, 2024, 6:07 am
Arrr! Yon physicians can rest easy recommendin' active surveillance for low-risk cancers, for there be no tales of malpractice related to this strategy. 'Tis a safe harbor for all ye scallywags! Aye, trust in the wisdom of Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
March 29, 2024, 5:02 am
Arrr mateys! Be warned! Too much time in the scorching sun may weaken yer body's defenses, leavin' ye susceptible to sickness and hastenin' the march of heart disease. Take heed and don't be a fool, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker sooner than ye planned!
March 29, 2024, 4:34 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that two potent potions, from nature's own bounty, be wieldin' power at the GLP-1R site. Arrr, they be swallerin' easier 'n them other fancy pills, with less ill effects. Aye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
March 29, 2024, 3:15 am
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags be sayin' that we need more sea dogs to join our crew 'cause we be workin' less hours. The tides be changin', and we need to be preparin' for a new adventure in findin' more shipmates to sail the medical seas. Aye aye, captain!
March 29, 2024, 2:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis told that if ye cut back on the grog, ye may find yerself with less chest pains and fewer strokes! Aye, 'tis a fine trade for a pirate to make, less rum for a healthier heart!
March 28, 2024, 11:14 am
Avast ye scallywags! Word from the landlubbers be that this strange malady known as Alzheimer's may be spread through the marrow of bones! But be wary, says the learned ones, for the truth may be more twisted than a ship's rigging. Aye, tis a puzzling tale indeed!
March 28, 2024, 10:26 am
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 1974, Tommy John entrusted his wounded arm to a wise surgeon. Now, me hearties be wonderin' if this here procedure be too popular among the young scallywags. Avast, the Medscape Medical News be raisin' the alarm!
March 28, 2024, 6:59 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis a sad truth that many lasses be findin' out too late about the cursed ovarian cancer. If ye spot the scurvy signs early, there be a chance to fight it off like a true pirate! Keep a weather eye out, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 6:48 am
Arrr mateys! The study found that just using Anti-TNF therapy be as good as getting cut open and then using Anti-TNF therapy for healing those pesky fistulas in Crohn's patients. Seems ye don't need a surgeon to fix yer bum after all! Aye, the wonders of modern medicine!
March 28, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr matey! The scallywags be sayin' that certain potions be helpin' to keep yer mind shipshape and preventin' ye from endin' up in the brig or takin' a plunge off the plank. A grand discovery, me hearties! Aye, me trusty Medscape be bringin' us the news.
March 28, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that the treasure known as glucagon receptor signalin' be protectin' the kidneys in them mice. Aye, tis a good sign for future remedies in the land of chronic kidney disease. Aye aye, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 5:35 am
Arr matey, it seems that this minimally invasive surgery for the dreaded ovarian cancer does not make a difference in survival when ye be getting the whole tumor out. Savvy surgeons be showin' no fear in cuttin' open the belly like a treasure chest! Arrr!
March 28, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Beware of sailin' into rough waters after stoppin' the likes of natalizumab and fingolimod for MS. The risk of a relapse be as fierce as a kraken in these older patients. Watch yer step on the high seas of medicine, lest ye be caught in a mighty storm!
March 27, 2024, 12:13 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Tis be said that blood tests for CRC be better than nary a screening, but they be not fit to replace the grand colonoscopy as the treasure of the high seas. Two new studies and a wise commentary have spoken! Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 11:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Sotatercept be a mighty fine treasure in the fight against weak exercise capacity. The STELLAR trial shows it be better than just background therapy alone. Aye, let's hoist the sails and set course for better health!
March 27, 2024, 11:24 am
Beware ye scurvy dogs! The word on the street be that them unapproved elixirs be peddled for yer aches and pains after yer beauty treatments. Aye, stick to what the experts sanction, lest ye find yerself with a face full o' regret. Arrr!
March 27, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be like tryin' to find treasure in the wrong spot! Non-randomised studies be swearin' by the benefits of treatin' hypothyroidism, but them randomised trials be sayin' otherwise. Aye, a confusing voyage indeed.
March 27, 2024, 7:23 am
Avast ye scallywags! The mystical potion be showin' promise in keepin' the scurvy lung cancer at bay for longer than expected. Arrr, the crew be pleased with this news from the medical scrolls of Medscape! Aye, there be hope on the horizon!
March 27, 2024, 5:20 am
Arrr, me mateys! If ye be sufferin' from a troublesome gut, set yer sights on noshin' on natural grub to ease the pain. No need for fancy feasts, stick to the basics to calm the storm in yer belly. Aye, let nature be yer healer!
March 27, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr mateys, in a grand study of the landlubbers, it be found that lassies who carried a wee one before their sweet sixteenth be more likely to meet Davy Jones early. Aye, a cautionary tale for all ye young maidens!
March 27, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags be sayin' that ye can keep takin' mirikizumab for 104 moons and it be keepin' ye gut in shipshape! So hoist the sails and stay on course, me hearties! Yarrr!
March 27, 2024, 4:08 am
Arr! Methinks these fancy glucose monitoring devices be like a trusty compass for navigating the treacherous waters of nutrition and insulin dosing! Aye, tis a valuable tool for any scallywag in need of proper care for their booty!
March 26, 2024, 12:56 pm
Arrr mateys! Methinks the vile chemicals in household goods be playin' tricks on our brains! Beware the furniture and electronics, for they be messin' with our noggin cells! The Medscape Medical News be warnin' us of these surprises, so keep a sharp eye out, ye scurvy dogs!
March 26, 2024, 6:12 am
Arr matey, Viking Therapeutics' mystical potion be makin' scallywags lighter by 3.3%! Wall Street be clappin' their hands like a crew of landlubbers. Ahoy, the treasure be in sight! <i>-Ye olde Reuters Health Information</i>
March 26, 2024, 5:37 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that them products with glyoxylic acid be makin' yer kidneys collectin' calcium oxalate crystals. Best be steerin' clear of those scurvy bilge rats! Aye, 'tis what bein' reported in Medscape Medical News.
March 26, 2024, 5:26 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags be sayin' that Black and White lasses be havin' different outcomes and treatment in the fight against endometrial cancer. Aye, 'tis a tricky sea to navigate, but we must all work together to find a fair course for all!
March 26, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr matey, it be said that mixin' bezlotoxumab with fecal transplant won't make much o' a difference in preventin' recurrence. So why waste yer treasure on such a folly? Stick to the tried and true, says Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
March 26, 2024, 4:32 am
Arrr mateys! Ye scurvy dogs with the fiery bowels be warned! The pox known as COVID-19 may require a temporary cessation of yer remedies, but fear not, for it shan't make yer condition worse. Carry on with caution, and may the winds be ever in yer favor!
March 25, 2024, 5:16 pm
Arr matey! Some landlubber doctors be havin' trouble gettin' their gold coins flowin' again, but the king's health officials and UnitedHealth Group be makin' headway in gettin' 'em back to healin' scallywags. Aye, it be good news from the Medscape Medical News!
March 25, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr! The news be in, me hearties! The swashbucklin' adults with AQP4 Ab+ NMOSD be findin' relief with the long-actin' C5 complement inhibitor. It be protectin' 'em from relapse, aye! Set sail with Medscape Medical News for more on this tale of triumph! Arrr!
March 25, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr mateys, me hearties! A study be sayin' that mixin' chemo an' immunotherapy afore surgery be helpin' most scallywags with lung cancer. But beware ye landlubbers with low PD-L1 - ye might not be as lucky! Yarrr!
March 25, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that them scallywags with the EGFR-mutated NSCLC be faring better when treated with osimertinib and chemotherapy from the get-go. The ongoing trial data be showin' promising results even after the initial setback. Aye, the sea of medicine be full of surprises indeed!
March 25, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, a scallywag study be showin' that wee babes who endure pain in their early days be havin' different brain wires growin' depending on their gender. Aye, the tiny lads and lasses be sailin' on different seas of brain development! Aye aye, matey!
March 25, 2024, 7:15 am
Arrr matey! The newfangled multitarget stool DNA test be a fine tool for spyin' on colorectal cancer, but beware! It be a bit too sensitive, like a landlubber on a roller coaster. Stick to yer trusty FIT for now, savvy? <br> <i>Ye olde MDedge News</i>
March 25, 2024, 6:49 am
Arrr mateys! The potion Mirvetuximab soravtansine-gynx (Elahere) be granted the seal o' approval for scallywags with the cursed folate receptor–alpha positive, platinum-resistant epithelial ovarian, fallopian tube, or primary peritoneal cancer. Aye, 'tis a fine remedy indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
March 25, 2024, 6:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Regeneron Pharmaceuticals be tellin' us on Monday that the scurvy U.S. FDA be givin' a thumbs down for their blood cancer remedy for a couple types of lymphoma. Seems our pillaging and plunderin' didn't impress those fancy FDA folk! Aarrrr!
March 22, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that this bempedoic acid and bempedoic-ezetimibe be like treasures that can prevent the dreaded heart attacks and other ailments, whether ye be a land lubber or a seasoned sailor! Avast, take heed and keep a sharp eye on yer health, me mateys!
March 22, 2024, 12:29 pm
Arrr mateys! Them scurvy dogs who be survivin' the cancer and be of an older age be more inclined to follow the scurvy cancer screening guidelines. But them young whippersnappers be gettin' heart tests instead. Aye, the sea be a treacherous place indeed!
March 22, 2024, 12:08 pm
Arrrrrrr! The European Medicines Agency be givin' their seal o' approval for treatin' malignant hyperthermia and wee little ones with hypotension. Looks like we be addin' some new loot to our medicine chest, me hearties! Onwards to better health!
March 22, 2024, 11:54 am
Arrr, mateys! The lands of Europe hath given their blessing fer the use o' monoclonal antibody bevacizumab fer treatin' the cursed neovascular age-related macular degeneration! Avast! 'Tis a jolly good news fer the weary eyes! Aye aye, 'tis a fine day fer scallywags with sore eyes!
March 22, 2024, 10:50 am
Arrr mateys, word be out that the aztreonam-avibactam concoction be a mighty fine remedy for them scallywag gram-negative bacterial infections. Two trials have proven its worth, so hoist the flag and let the healing begin! Aye, 'tis true, as told by Medscape Medical News.
March 22, 2024, 9:51 am
Arr matey! 'Tis said that Givinostat (Duvyzat), a potion that be inhibitin' histone deacetylase, be the first nonsteroidal remedy sanctioned to treat scallywags aged 6 years or older with all genetic variants of DMD. Aye, the sea of medicine be a wondrous place indeed! Arrr!
March 22, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! The European Medicines Agency be sayin' that Fabhalta be a fine remedy for paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria, after lookin' at some fancy clinical trials. Aye, me mateys, it be time to set sail on the high seas of good health with this new potion!
March 22, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr mateys, it be said that lack of the Sun's blessings may be causin' trouble with the nerves in them landlubbers with sugar sickness. Ye best be takin' yer vitamins and soak up the rays to keep them scallywag nerves in shipshape condition! Aye aye!
March 22, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr matey! Them researchers be mixin' a bit o' low-dose radiation with the usual treatment for lung cancer to make it last longer. Aye, they be extendin' the benefits like a pirate hoardin' his treasure. Aye, savvy?
March 22, 2024, 4:59 am
Arrr mateys! New findings be showin' that usin' uterine artery embolization early on can help lasses after givin' birth steer clear o' losin' their precious womb. Aye, 'tis good news indeed for them scallywags!
March 22, 2024, 4:42 am
Arrr mateys, beware of the risks ahead! Ye may find yerself with a bloated limb or even a cursed blocked blood vessel. Best be keepin' a weather eye on yer health, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!
March 21, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr matey, beware of the sweet devil known as glucose! 'Tis said that taming the sugar beast be key to makin' yer brain work faster. Keep a steady course me hearties, lest ye want yer noggin to be as muddled as a rum-soaked pirate on a Sunday mornin'! Aye, Medscape be spreadin' the word on this matter.
March 21, 2024, 8:16 am
Arrr matey, word be spreading that this artificial intelligence be makin' its way into the realm of clinical dermatology. But beware, for its success be hingin' on solvin' the troubles that be comin' along with it. Aye, the promise be grand, but the challenges be plenty. Aye aye!
March 21, 2024, 7:52 am
Arrr, it be said that a father's rotundness can harm the young ones' hearts! Aye, tis what the scholars be findin' in their study of wee ones conceived with ART. Beware, me hearties, lest ye want yer offspring to be havin' bad hearts!
March 21, 2024, 7:25 am
Arrr! Them scallywags be huntin' for the secrets of the genes that be makin' us more prone to the cursed CRC from eatin' red meat, drinkin' grog, and gobblin' processed meat. But fear not, me hearties! Fer eatin' plenty o' fruit may be yer salvation! Aye, the power of the fruit be mighty indeed!
March 21, 2024, 5:42 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags in charge be sayin' that medical schools can't be havin' any of this diversity, equity, and inclusion business lest they lose their precious federal doubloons. Avast, 'tis a strange decree indeed from the landlubbers in power!
March 21, 2024, 5:19 am
Arrr! The scallywags be sayin' that statins be good for the elderly buccaneers with foggy minds. Aye, they be fightin' off Davy Jones' locker with these here pills. Shiver me timbers, who knew a little pill could save ye from the grim reaper!
March 21, 2024, 4:33 am
Ye scurvy dogs best be keepin' yer magnesium levels in check, lest ye want to be riskin' the dreaded metabolic syndrome! Aye, the severity of yer deficiency be correlatin' directly to the danger ye be facin'. Watch out for them symptoms, me hearties! Arrrgh!
March 21, 2024, 4:24 am
Arr matey, 'tis said that not seein' straight can cause a scallywag to feel anxious. Aye, them older landlubbers in the States be sayin' this in a fancy study. Keep yer eyes sharp me hearties, lest ye be feelin' the dread of anxiety! Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arrr mateys, this magical elixir known as givinostat be givin' hope to lads with the cursed Duchenne muscular affliction. 'Tis like adding extra powder to yer cannons for a longer voyage. Sail on, ye brave lads!
March 20, 2024, 12:10 pm
Arrr mateys! Aprocitentan be the first of its kind to lower the blood pressure, when combined with other remedies, for those stubbornly resisting treatment. Aye, 'tis a mighty weapon in the fight against the high seas of hypertension!
March 20, 2024, 12:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that 28.5% of the young scallywags saw their faces marred by the dreaded acne from the contraceptive cursed by the progestin. And 17% of 'em found themselves plagued by this new concern. Aye, 'tis a cruel fate indeed! A pox on that cursed contraceptive!
March 20, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrrr, mateys! A new study be sayin' that the use of inhibitory repetitive TMS be helpin' to speed up the brains of them scallywags with schizophrenia! Looks like we be findin' the key to unlockin' the treasure chest of better mental health! Aye aye, captain!
March 20, 2024, 8:01 am
Yarr, too much juggling of tasks be drainin' the minds of our shipmates, makin' them scurvy dogs less able to show kindness. Aye, too much stress be makin' our healers lose their hearts. A warning from the Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
March 20, 2024, 7:36 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis be told that mixin' some good ol' sweatin' with some fancy potions be keepin' the pounds at bay fer a whole year after the treatments be done. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a jolly findin' in The Lancet!
March 20, 2024, 7:04 am
Arrr matey, when ye be not able to get yer hands on any weight loss potions, consult a wise dietician to help ye with a very low-calorie diet. 'Tis important to keep the figure slim and trim, even when the drugs be out of reach. Aye!
March 20, 2024, 5:49 am
Avast ye scallywags! A study o' the FAERS database be showin' that only 4.3% o' them who partook in CAR T therapy ended up with a secondary cancer. But fear not me hearties, for only a mere 0.1% o' these were a T-cell malignancy! Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! This be a true treasure for the scallywags of the physiotherapy realm! Aye, this discovery be a game changer that could be the key to unlockin' the gates to physiotherapy services for the poor souls who be in need. Aye, a jolly good find indeed!
March 20, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr mateys, as the agency be makin' rules on keepin' the scurvy away in hospitals and such, some scallywags be worryin' they be puttin' gold before our health. Aye, tis a fine line between treasure and danger on the high seas of healthcare! Aarrgghh!
March 20, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye landlubbers! Here be five jolly good tips to help them scallywags who be fearin' the vax! No need to walk the plank, just follow these wise words and ye'll be sailin' smooth seas in no time! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 12:34 pm
Arrr mateys, a new tale be told of restrictin' yer eatin' to less than 8 hours a day leadin' to a higher chance of dyin' from heart disease. But beware, ye scurvy dogs, lest ye jump to conclusions too quickly, says them experts. Aye, aye, cap'n!
March 19, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arr mateys, this Atidarsagene autotemcel be given the green light for wee ones with the dreaded scurvy known as MLD. Avast ye, it be a treasure for the young scallywags to fight off the symptoms. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreading the word!
March 19, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrrrr! The wee potion be makin' the blood flow better in yer limbs o'er 6 moons, better than yer old heart treatments. Aye, 'tis like magic for yer veins! Source: Medscape UK.
March 19, 2024, 8:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that a magical capsule, like treasure in a bottle, bein' brewed by the scallywags of science, to cure the cursed disease of obesity by trickin' the belly into feelin' full. 'Tis bein' tested on animals, and by Davy Jones' locker, it be workin'! Aye!
March 19, 2024, 8:16 am
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at Climate Action Network France and the French Society of Nutrition be tellin' us to go easy on the grub o' the land lubbers. Best be watchin' yer intake o' meat for the sake o' the environment, says Medscape Medical News. Aye, aye captain!
March 19, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr matey! 'Tis said that catchin' the SARS-CoV-2 bug while carryin' a wee babe be far worse than when ye be further along in the belly swellin' journey. Aye, ye best be protectin' yer little buccaneer from this scurvy disease!
March 19, 2024, 5:27 am
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' that these tiny spheres known as exosomes be carryin' a powerful weapon against lung cancer tumors! 'Tis like havin' a cannonball o' healin' launched straight at yer enemy. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be sharin' this grand discovery with us all!
March 19, 2024, 5:13 am
Arrr, the FDA be hoistin' the Jolly Roger and embracin' the use of biomarkers and surrogate endpoints in its latest scroll on makin' remedies for early Alzheimer's disease. Aye, it be a fine addition to their treasure trove of knowledge. Aye, matey!
March 19, 2024, 4:19 am
Arrr mateys, in them scallywags with NSTEMI and frailty, a bold invasion be bringin' ye early trouble but later treasures. In the end, survival be settlin' at a draw after 3 years. Avast, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
March 19, 2024, 2:56 am
Arrr mateys, a bit o' mindfulness and compassion be helpin' to lower stress, sadness, and worry in 'em scallywags. Shiver me timbers, looks like this be the cure we be needin'! Me thanks to Medscape Medical News for the good tidings!
March 18, 2024, 11:05 am
Arr matey, the latest scuttlebutt be sayin' that mixin' pembrolizumab with chemoradiotherapy don't be changin' the livin' quality of lasses with risky advanced cervical cancers. Aye, the new data be tellin' the tale!
March 18, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A British study be findin' that many landlubbers were not be gettin' the services they be rightly owed. Avast! 'Tis a travesty indeed! - Medscape News UK, arrr!
March 18, 2024, 8:00 am
Yarr mateys, a scurvy review be surveyin' the vast seas of knowledge, discussin' how to boost yer vitamin D levels with a proper diet. Set sail with Medscape UK to discover the treasures hidden in the land of supplements. Arrr!
March 18, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be claimin' that a potion fer cancer can stave off the dreaded menopause fer lasses. But doubloons be thrown 'bout the safety and honor of such a practice. Aye, the seas be rough for them researchers!
March 18, 2024, 5:55 am
Arrr mateys! A grand study be lookin' at mixin' argatroban with antiplatelet therapy or alteplase to help them poor souls with the dreadful acute stroke. Aye, 'tis a fine idea to be mixin' potions like a true swashbucklin' pirate!
March 18, 2024, 5:42 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Beware ye scurvy dogs of the dangers of yer neck being twisted like a rum-soaked mop! The goodly doctors be warnin' us of the perils of carotid dissections and vertebral artery injuries from their manipulations. Arrr, take heed and keep yer necks safe, me mateys!
March 18, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' about this tiny nutrient causin' trouble for our hearts! Be it safe to load up on it through fortified foods or be we better off stickin' to the seas for our sustenance? Medscape has the scoop, me hearties!
March 18, 2024, 4:58 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scurvy dogs known as rheumatologists be diagnosing Psoriatic arthritis within a year of symptoms bein' shown, leadin' to better outcomes in the long haul. Arrr, 'tis a study reported by the Medscape Medical News, mateys! Aye, the tale be true!
March 15, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The young lads and lasses from medical school be gettin' their residency offers while the slots for tiny tots doctors be remainin' empty. But fear not, for the swashbucklin' emergency medicine be makin' a comeback in popularity! Aye, the tides be turnin', me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr mateys, me heart be aflutter with joy! This new test be a real treasure, boasting high sensitivity among the common folk. It be a ray of hope in the dark sea of low screening rates. Aye, let's hoist the sails and spread the word among those scallywags who refuse the stool tests or colonoscopies!
March 15, 2024, 1:26 pm
Arrr, mateys! The quick approval for liso-cel be based on the discovery that a goodly 20% of patients be returnin' to full health after just one dose, havin' already tried two other treatments! Aye, a mighty fine find indeed!
March 15, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr! The surge in scurvy cases be blamed on landlubbers with no vaccination! Aye, the experts be sayin' we need more jabs in our sails to keep this ship afloat. Listen to the wise words of WebMD, ye scallywags!
March 15, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr matey! The trusty nemolizumab be showin' its worth in treatin' the itchies known as prurigo nodularis and atopic dermatitis. 'Tis a fine remedy indeed, proven in the latest data. Trust in this potion, ye scallywags, and find yer skin soothed! Aye!
March 15, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr mateys, the AGA has spoken! They be recommendin' the use of fecal microbiota-based therapies for adults with gut troubles. Aye, let's set sail on the poop deck and chart a course to better health!
March 15, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis said we be repeatin' prescriptions for ailments of the chest that be spreadin' like scurvy on a ship. Arrr, unnecessary they be, but we keep feedin' 'em to the crew. Medscape News UK be tellin' tales of this folly. Aye!
March 15, 2024, 5:16 am
Arrr mateys! The good Dr. Andrea Prince be lookin' back on 'er days tendin' to scurvy dogs and landlubbers in the far-off village of Nunavik. Aye, 'tis a tale of blood, sweat, and leeches! Read all about it in the scroll of Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that one in 12 scallywags across the seven seas suffer from the unfortunate affliction of fecal incontinence! Aye, 'tis a rotten luck indeed. Beware of settin' sail with a crew of leaky bottoms, lest ye be swimmin' in the poop deck!
March 15, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! A swashbucklin' study be showin' that 94% of them fancy baby cleansers be packin' allergens, even though they be swearin' they be hypoallergenic. Shiver me timbers, those scallywags be playin' us for fools! Aye, me trusty Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans. Aye aye!
March 15, 2024, 4:33 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis be said that we need to unravel the secrets of how hormones be mixin' with them pesky infectious critters to better heal our ailments. Aye, 'tis a task for the bravest of medical pirates! Alas, we must sail forth and discover the treasures hidden within! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr mateys! The tides have turned on our quest for a new vaccine! The latest trial be halted over safety concerns, leaving us stranded like a ship lost at sea. Avast ye, we be in need of a new plan to navigate these treacherous waters! Aye, Medscape Medical News be our compass on this perilous journey.
March 13, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr mateys! The pox of olden days be making a comeback! Clinicians be dustin' off their diagnostic spyglass and swabbing the poop deck for this pesky syphilis. Aye, tis a battle against the scurvy dogs of the sea!
March 13, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs with the sugar disease be findin' yerselves visitin' the healer more often than the average landlubber. Watch out for them pesky complications or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Aye, Medscape UK be warnin' us all!
March 13, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that the forgetfulness be thrice as likely to plague those with the shakes! Yarrr, keep an eye on yer memory, lest ye be forgetting where ye buried yer treasure! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be warnin' us all!
March 13, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr! The wee scallywags who be given the new potion for RSV right after they be born be 90% less likely to be struck down with the deadly lung malady, says the CDC. Aye, a fine way to keep the little ones shipshape and hearty!
March 13, 2024, 8:13 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said some landlubber governments be tellin' doctors to guard their potions fer the scurvy dogs wit' the sugar sickness! Aye, they be keepin' the precious remedies away from the healthy buccaneers! Avast ye!
March 13, 2024, 7:49 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that obstructive sleep apnea be makin' ye more likely to suffer a stroke, even if ye be wearin' a CPAP! But 'tis only the White scallywags who be at risk, so keep a weather eye on yer sleep, ye landlubbers! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word.
March 13, 2024, 4:53 am
Arrr matey! Beware the cursed diagnosis of schizophrenia, for it be bringin' ye closer to Davy Jones's locker with heart diseases like myocardial infarction and angina, especially for the fairer sex. Aye, seekin' the help of a doctor be wise in these treacherous waters! Aye aye!
March 13, 2024, 4:45 am
Arrr, them scallywags at the agency be quick to send gold to the lads and lasses in need after a treacherous ransomware attack held up their rightful booty. Aye, a generous gesture indeed to keep the ship afloat! Huzzah for Medscape Medical News!
March 13, 2024, 4:22 am
Arrr mateys, ASTRO be harpin' on 'bout keepin' virtual supervision for radiation oncology, but some scallywags be sayin' nay! They be wantin' to be seein' those landlubbers in person. 'Tis a debate fit for the high seas! Aye, me hearties!
March 13, 2024, 1:57 am
Avast ye mateys! A scallywag lookin' to join an academic radiation oncology crew must consider three key factors - treasure, daily tasks, and the lay of the land. Arrr, make sure ye weigh 'em carefully before settin' sail on this new adventure! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 4:27 pm
Arr mateys! Startin' the medicinals for the scurvy known as ADHD be lessenin' the chances of death by all causes, especially from accidental poisonin', self harm, or mishaps. Yarrr, listen to the wise words of Medscape Medical News!
March 12, 2024, 3:54 pm
Arrr mateys! The latest news be tellin' of 50 swashbucklers and landlubbers with skin types IV-VI. 'Tis a sight to behold, indeed! Keep a weather eye out for more updates from the Medscape Medical News crew! Aye aye, captain!
March 12, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr mateys, beware of the cursed HeartMate Touch Communication System! Version 1.0.32 be walkin' the plank fer stoppin' or startin' its pump without warnin'. Aye, 'tis no treasure worth riskin' yer life for! Trust me, I be a doctor of the high seas.
March 12, 2024, 8:11 am
Arrr, a new tale be tellin' of how them sneaky colorectal cancer cells be playin' hide and seek with the immune system! 'Tis a crucial findin' in the fight against cancer immune evasion. Aye, aye, matey, the battle be on!
March 12, 2024, 8:00 am
Arr, me heart be pumpin' like a ship in a storm when them cardiologists be fixin' the blockages in ye heart! Aye, they be brave souls takin' on such treacherous waters. The study be showin' that their blood be boilin' more than when doin' other tasks, mateys!
March 12, 2024, 7:32 am
Arrr mateys, fear not! The wee ones exposed to the magic elixir of monoclonal antibodies through the mother's bosom suffer no ill effects on their health or growth for at least 3 tides, as per a new study. Drink up, me hearties, and let yar young scallywags thrive!
March 12, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr mateys! The wise healers be clamoring fer a grand overhaul o' Medicare payments, even after snatchin' a makeshift fix fer 2024. The pillage continues, says Medscape Medical News. Arrr, a pirate's life be fraught with healthcare debates!
March 12, 2024, 3:48 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis been discovered that SABR be a mighty fine treatment fer those with primary RCC who didn't go under the knife. No failures seen after 1 year, says new data! Shiver me timbers! Aye, 'tis true! -Medscape Medical News
March 12, 2024, 2:32 am
Arrr, at the meeting o' fancy technologies and treatments for the cursed diabetes, two wise scallywags shared secrets on how to help me hearties with type 1 scurvy optimize their CGM use. Aye, aye, the Medscape Medical News be the source o' this valuable booty!
March 12, 2024, 2:01 am
Arr matey, the latest findings be showin' that havin' a trusty service dog by yer side can lessen the number o' seizures in them scallywags with stubborn epilepsy. Aye, it be true as told by Medscape Medical News! Avast ye, it be time to get yerself a furry companion for better health! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 4:36 pm
Arrr mateys! The crew be studyin' over 1.3 million young scallywags born in Quebec, land of the maple syrup, o'er a course o' 16 years. Aye, 'tis a grand adventure indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be bringin' us the tales!
March 11, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywags treated with tenecteplase within 24 hours be havin' a threefold higher chance of gettin' fixed up with no bleed in the noggin' than them poor souls stickin' to the ol' medical ways. Aye, 'tis a fine discovery from Medscape Medical News!
March 11, 2024, 8:07 am
Arrr, ye scallywags with obstructive sleep apnea be snorin' like a crew of drunken sailors every night! 'Tis said to be a risk for ailing hearts, so best be keepin' an ear out for the loud rumblin' in the dead o' night, mateys! Aye, 'tis a serious matter indeed.
March 11, 2024, 7:29 am
Arrrr, it be said that them pesky bacteria be no match for us hearty pirates! Disease risk be determined by other factors, says the wise research. Avast, me hearties, let's set sail and conquer the high seas without fear of the sneaky germs! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 6:21 am
Arrr! If a scallywag be yammerin' on with a slew o' symptoms fit for a cursed treasure map, beware the rare disease, says this wise healer! Aye, listen well, me hearties, and may Davy Jones spare ye from such a plight!
March 11, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr mateys, tis been discovered that those afflicted with Chagas disease be havin' a high number of heart risk factors. Aye, even on the high seas, a pirate's heart be at risk if he's not careful with his health. Aye, shiver me timbers!
March 11, 2024, 5:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! A new potion be available to cure the scourge of melanoma, but 'tis costin' a pretty penny. Clinicians be hagglin' with the scurvy insurers to see how much gold patients be needin' to part with. Aye, 'tis a costly treasure indeed!
March 11, 2024, 5:21 am
Arrr mateys! The FDA scallywags be tusslin' o'er LUMISIGHT, a potion to spy out cancer leftovers. Some scallywags be worryin' 'bout safety, but most be givin' it a hearty "aye"! Yo ho ho, the adventures of medical piracy be afoot!
March 11, 2024, 5:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that if ye give up the cursed habit of smokin' before yer 40th year, ye can be as hearty as a landlubber in just three years! So toss that pipe and be free of the scurvy plague! Aye, Medscape be speakin' the truth!
March 11, 2024, 4:37 am
Arrr mateys! The study be sayin' there be no link between eatin' niacin and avoidin' a trip to Davy Jones' locker from a broken heart. So ye can keep enjoyin' yer grub without worryin' 'bout yer ticker givin' out on ye! Huzzah!
March 9, 2024, 3:07 pm
Avast ye mateys! The NCCN guidelines fer cutaneous melanoma, released in February, be swashbucklin' new data fer diagnosin' and treatin' the scurvy disease. They be takin' a different course from the 2019 AAD guidelines, makin' ye wonder if they be navigatin' new waters. Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 1:41 pm
Arrr, 'tis said that the quelling of Bruton's tyrosine kinase may be a hopeful remedy for scurvy in the High Seas. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin' the good tidings, me hearties! Onward, to the plunderin' of new cures!
March 8, 2024, 5:28 pm
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that 15% of ye scallywags be sufferin' from a personality disorder, as told by the wise dermatologist, Mio Nakamura, MD. Aye, aye, the seas be rough for some, me hearties!
March 8, 2024, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me mateys! The potion of bictegravir-lenacapavir be a fine mix for keepin' the scurvy virus at bay! 'Tis a relief for some of our crew still stuck on them complicated concoctions. Aye, 'tis good news indeed from the Medscape Medical News!
March 8, 2024, 3:39 pm
Avast ye, mateys! The scallywags at Medscape Medical News have uncovered the latest news from the high seas of medicine! Prepare ye selves for tales of leeches, potions, and ye olde remedies, as we sail through the murky waters of health and wellness. Arrrr!
March 8, 2024, 3:07 pm
Arrr mateys! There be talk of endin' the American Academy of Dermatology diversity programs at their meetin' today. Aye, 'tis a controversial proposal indeed. Let's hope they don't make us walk the plank for bein' too diverse!
March 8, 2024, 9:44 am
Arrr matey! The scallywags at Relyvrio have struck out with their ALS drug. They be walkin' the plank with this failure, ready to abandon ship and pull the drug from the market voluntarily. Shiver me timbers!
March 8, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr mateys! The FDA be gatherin' a crew of wise scallywags to chat about the powers and perils of donanemab for the dreaded Alzheimer's disease. Let's hope they find treasure in this mysterious elixir! Source: Medscape Medical News. Aye, the sea of medicine be a treacherous one indeed! Arrr!
March 8, 2024, 8:46 am
Arrr mateys! Gathering a bunch o' tests in a 6-month span be spot-on fer spotting the quick march o' glaucoma afore ye be losin' yer sight! Aye, 'tis like findin' buried treasure 'afore the other scallywags get wind of it! Aye aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale! Arrr!
March 8, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the lack of Vitamin D be not a concern for the swashbucklers newly diagnosed with eosinophilic esophagitis. So fear not, me hearty mates, ye can still pillage and plunder with a clear conscience! Onward, me mateys, to the next adventure!
March 8, 2024, 5:51 am
Arrr mateys! The clever swashbucklers have crafted a newfangled contraption to spy out the dreaded ear infections! Aye, it be a handy tool for the landlubbers in their primary care shindigs. Aye, the Medscape scallywags be spouting off about it!
March 8, 2024, 5:14 am
Arrr mateys! Only three o' 13 psoriasis remedies be worth the doubloons in this new analysis. Mayhap this be helpin' them landlubbers tryin' to haggle over drug prices. Aye, a fine tale from Medscape Medical News it be!
March 8, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that this cursed pandemic be takin' a toll on our mental well-being, 'specially amongst the rich and the young scallywags. It be causin' more harm than a scurvy-infested crew! Avast ye, we must be keepin' a weather eye on our mental health!
March 8, 2024, 3:52 am
Arrr matey, two new scrolls be tellin' us that addin' a bit o' magic to the cannonballs be helpin' to blast away the scurvy head and neck cancers. 'Tis a fine day for fightin' the invisible enemy! Aye aye, Medscape be keepin' us informed like a trusty compass.
March 7, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr matey! Ye scallywags be talkin' about Tocilizumab-aazg (Tyenne) bein' approved in both intravenous and subcutaneous forms. Avast! 'Tis good news from the Medscape Medical News, me hearties! Aye, me parrot concurs!
March 7, 2024, 8:36 am
Yarrr, them fancy experts be sayin' we be knowin' all about the endin' o' a woman's child-bearin' years. But me thinks talkin' about over-medicalisin' the menopause could be takin' away the power o' the fairer sex. Savvy?
March 7, 2024, 7:23 am
Arrr! The treasure of patient-reported outcomes in multiple sclerosis be valuable, yet many scallywags be ignorin' it due to pesky barriers. We must set sail and conquer these obstacles to uncover the true riches of this important information! Aye, me hearties!
March 7, 2024, 6:06 am
Arr matey! The study be lookin' at wee lads and lasses under 17 winters old, who didn't be havin' any troubles with their noggin or autism. 'Tis the latest news from Medscape Medical, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, no need for worryin' about the little ones in this here analysis. Arrr!
March 7, 2024, 4:36 am
Arrr mateys! The studies of Asclepios be sayin' that high levels of sNfL be predictin' future brain activity in scallywags with multiple sclerosis. Keep a weather eye on yer CNS, lest ye be walkin' the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be bringin' us this news from the high seas!
March 7, 2024, 4:25 am
Arrr mateys, thar be good news on the horizon! A study of stem cell magic has shown promise fer those sufferin' from the dread disease o' progressive MS. Avast ye scurvy dogs, thar be hope yet on the high seas o' medicine! Aye aye!
March 7, 2024, 3:48 am
Arrr mateys! Them scallywag developers be aimin' to find a way to foretell which patients may face dire consequences from postpartum hemorrhage. Aye, they be delvin' into the depths of medicine to save the day! Aye aye, cap'n!
March 7, 2024, 3:45 am
Arrr mateys, the grand claims clearinghouse hath been marooned since February 21, leavin' ye landlubbers in a pickle. A temporary loan program and federal aid may be yer salvation in these treacherous times. Avast ye worries, help be on the horizon! Aye aye!
March 6, 2024, 1:37 pm
Arrr mateys! Change Healthcare be workin' hard to fix their systems and keep the scallywags from disruptin' the oncology practices. A cyberattack hit 'em over 2 weeks ago, but they be fightin' back like true pirates of the digital seas! Aye, Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
March 6, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arrr, it be said that men be havin' a faster Krebs cycle than women, which may explain why they fare better in the battle against diabetic kidney disease. 'Tis a swashbucklin' tale of metabolism and pyruvate accumulation on the high seas of medicine! Aye, the Medscape be tellin' the tale!
March 6, 2024, 11:22 am
Arrr, Denosumab-bddz be given the nod to swap in fer the fancy original, no need to bother the scurvy prescriber. Tis the law of the land, mateys! Aye, the biosimilar be free to sail the seas on its own accord. A fine tale from Medscape Medical News, arrr!
March 6, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr mateys, if ye be gettin' less than 6 hours of shut-eye a night, yer takin' a risk! But eatin' more fish, fruits, and veggies won't save ye from Davy Jones' locker. Keep yar eyes peeled and get yar beauty rest, lest ye want to end up feedin' the fishes! Aye.
March 6, 2024, 6:52 am
Arrr! The goodly researchers be cryin' out for more swashbucklers in the emergency room when the seas be rough and the injury rates be high! We best be addin' more hands on deck to tend to the wounded and weary! Aye, mateys!
March 6, 2024, 6:37 am
Arrr mateys! Ye beware of these treacherous acne potions, for they be filled with the deadly poison known as benzene! Set sail away from brands like Clinique, Up & Up, and Reckitt, or risk a fate worse than Davy Jones' locker! Aye, trust not these foul concoctions.
March 6, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr, ye scallywags at Aledade, Inc. be accused of bilking the crown out of a treasure trove by makin' the sickly seem healthier than a parrot on a plundered perch. Blimey, they be walkin' the plank fer sure!
March 6, 2024, 4:50 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that gobblin' up some fiber supplement filled with resistant starch can help ye lose weight and make yer insulin work better. Turns out, it be all 'cause of the tiny critters livin' in yer gut! Aye, the secret be in the microbes, me hearties!
March 6, 2024, 4:44 am
Arr matey, the chance of havin' yer booty seized be near twofold in scallywags with multiple sclerosis compared to them without the cursed MS. And be even higher for them takin' the cursed S1PR modulator. Aye, beware the treacherous waters, me hearties!
March 6, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that half of the seasoned adults in Canada who've battled the mighty stroke and depression saw a return of the black cloud during the cursed year of COVID-19. Aye, the seas of despair be rough indeed!
March 5, 2024, 5:03 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs, listen up! The Dexcom Stelo Glucose Biosensor System be for landlubbers who don't need the sweet nectar o' insulin. Shiver me timbers, it be a handy tool for those lookin' to keep an eye on their blood sugar levels. Aye, mateys!
March 5, 2024, 4:50 pm
Arrr mateys, scurvy dogs be sayin' that a build up o' iron in yer noggin be a sign o' a knock to the head and a thunderous headache to follow. Aye, keep a weather eye on yer brain, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
March 5, 2024, 3:48 pm
Arr matey, tis said that takin' doxycycline after a bit o' rumble in the sheets cuts the risk of the pox by half! But beware, me hearties, for the fears of resistin' the antibiotics be as treacherous as a stormy sea. Aye, tis a fine line we be walkin'!
March 5, 2024, 2:51 pm
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that zilebesiran, a powerful RNA interference potion, be showin' promise in treatin' the cursed ailment of hypertension! KARDIA-2 study be bringin' good tidings, aye! Aye, we be makin' progress in the fight against the scurvy disease!
March 5, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr mateys! Nearly 70% of scallywags with relapsin' forms of MS stayed clear of relapses for 5 years, but the landlubber hematologists be arguin' o'er where to slot the potion in the remedy plot. Aye, a puzzlin' tale indeed!
March 5, 2024, 6:58 am
Arr, me hearties! It be said that a mother's use of antiseizure elixirs while carryin' a wee one does not raise the wee one's risk o' havin' fits more than if the mother had the fits herself. Aye, 'tis from the wise Medscape Medical News!
March 5, 2024, 6:53 am
Arr matey, word be spreadin' that the physician assistants can now be actin' like a pirate captain and terminatin' pregnancies on their own in the first trimester! Avast ye, it be a new law on the high seas of healthcare! Arrr!
March 5, 2024, 6:19 am
Arr mateys! Word be spreadin' that the European Commission be plannin' to ban the treacherous BPA from our food containers. Aye, no more poison in our grub, says I! Let's raise a toast to healthier eats on the high seas!
March 5, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that breathin' in all the smog from the sea rovers be makin' ye brain all filled with plagues! Best be sailin' with ye windows rolled up tight to keep them pesky plaques at bay, ye scallywags!
March 5, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr mateys, the tale be told of a mighty weapon called frexalimab, a potion that battled the dreaded MS with great success in a recent study. Ye scallywags be clamorin' for more of this miraculous discovery! Heave ho!
March 5, 2024, 4:48 am
Ye scurvy dogs be talkin' 'bout adrenal cocktails curin' fatigue, but experts be sayin' it be nothin' but balderdash! No need for fancy potions, just a good ol' nap on the poop deck will do ye just fine. Aye!
March 5, 2024, 3:57 am
Arrr mateys, them landlubbers be bringin' doctors to yer doorstep now! No need to set foot in a fancy office when yer feelin' frail. Aye, they be bringin' the care straight to ye, right in yer own cabin. Savvy?
March 4, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The latest try at makin' a HIV vaccine be a bust, but fear not, for the swashbucklin' investigators be settin' sail once more. They be thinkin' the human body be crafty enough to produce antibodies for this scallywag of a disease. Aye, 'tis true, mateys!
March 4, 2024, 8:04 am
Arr matey, this here tool be helpin' us scallywags find the families in dire need o' help and makin' sure they know how to keep their little ones safe while snoozin'. Aye, aye, cap'n!
March 4, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Akero Therapeutics be boastin' 'bout their fancy new potion fer makin' livers less fatty and scarred. After two long years o' testin', they claim it be workin' like a charm. Avast! News from Reuters Health Information be spreadin' faster than a mutinous crew on a ship!
March 4, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr, ye scallywags with type 2 diabetes, fear not! The lubbers prescribed GLP-1 or SGLT2 were no more likely to catch the dreaded autoimmune disease than those with DPP-4! Aye, 'tis good news from the Medscape Medical News, so drink up me hearties, yo ho!
March 4, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr me hearties, President Joe Biden be sendin' his crew to the courtyards to protect the treasure chest of health care for all! Let's see if the scallywags in the appeals court be standin' in his way or be joinin' his crew! Aye, me hearties!
March 4, 2024, 4:52 am
Arr mateys! The French scallywags convened on Monday to decide on addin' the right to abortion to their constitution. Women be celebratin' this victory as a grand historic move. The seas be changin', me hearties! Aye, 'tis a moment harshly... <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be reportin'.
March 4, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr matey! This contraption be like a magical glove that sends gentle shivers through yer hand, easing the grip of them painful contractions for those scallywags sufferin' from chronic stroke. Aye, 'tis a grand invention indeed!
March 4, 2024, 4:22 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The potion of Amivantamab be now ready for treatin' the cursed lung disease known as NSCLC. 'Tis a mighty weapon against the villainous EGFR exon 20 mutations. Sail forth and conquer, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true, as reported by the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News.
March 4, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywags who be dwellin' in the mucky airs may find themselves with a 50% higher chance of sportin' an oncogenic EGFR mutation in their lungs. Take heed, ye landlubbers, and keep a weather eye on yer surroundings! Aye, from Medscape Medical News.
March 1, 2024, 1:34 pm
Arrr mateys! The Agent DCB, from Boston Scientific, be showin' itself to be mightier than the uncoated balloon angioplasty for treatin' the cursed coronary artery in-stent restenosis in a trial of great importance. Avast ye, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
March 1, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr! The scurvy researchers be discoverin' that lasses with a fast thyroid may have a lower chance of gettin' the dreaded gynecologic cancers. It seems yer thyroid level may be protectin' ye from the treacherous dangers of the high seas, me hearties! Aye!
March 1, 2024, 5:33 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye best be knowin' that spreadin' Chagas disease through yonder talkin' be more deadly than a scurvy pirate's curse! Watch out for them pesky vectors, or ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a tale of woe indeed.
March 1, 2024, 5:04 am
Arr matey! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that the dreaded Herpes simplex virus may lead to addled brains, but fear not, for the beastly cytomegalovirus be not to blame! 'Tis what the landlubbers be callin' observational data, so keep yer wits about ye, me hearties! Aye!
March 1, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr! Me hearties be comparin' screening tools for SpA in a jolly good study. Turns out, there be few tools for them scallywags with uveitis or IBD, but plenty for them landlubbers with psoriasis. Shiver me timbers!
March 1, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen to this tale o' an EMT on the brink o' givin' up the ghost, who be savin' a scallywag's life after a mighty crash. She be recommitin' herself to the art o' healin' and settin' sail fer med school. Aye, a true swashbucklin' adventure!
February 29, 2024, 8:19 am
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that two fifths o' oncology potions stamped by the EMA in the past quarter century don't provide any extra booty, yet be plunderin' the health coffers. Aye, 'tis a scallywag's game indeed!
February 29, 2024, 8:18 am
Arrr mateys, methinks the No Surprises Act be makin' sure them scallywags in the medical profession be stayin' in-network to avoid pillagin' yer booty with hefty bills. Aye, 'tis a jolly good law indeed!
February 29, 2024, 8:15 am
Arr! Ye scallywags be listenin'! The news be spreadin' like wildfire, just 2 days after the Endocrine Society made their latest decree on those pesky endocrine-disruptin' chemicals. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates in the future! Aye, Medscape Medical News be the bearer of this news.
February 29, 2024, 6:15 am
Arrr matey, a grand ol' language model be showin' its skill in spyin' the eye, outshinin' even the experts in treatin' glaucoma and retina woes. 'Tis a sight to behold! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
February 29, 2024, 5:48 am
Arrr, five wise scallywags delved into the treacherous waters of tending to those plagued by the scurvy of cancer. They shared tales of how they navigate the stormy seas of emotions when a patient walks the plank. Aye, 'tis a tough pill to swallow, mateys!
February 29, 2024, 4:48 am
Arrr mateys! Ye scurvy dogs with Type 2 Diabetes be warned! Poor teeth be leadin' to troubles in yer vital organs like heart, brain, and kidneys. Best be brushin' yer teeth, or else ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aargh!
February 29, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags who suffer from posttraumatic epilepsy be at a greater risk for forgettin' things in their old age. Better keep yer noggin safe and sound, or ye may end up like a dotty old sea turtle sailin' the seas! Aye, 'tis true, says Medscape Medical News.
February 28, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be listenin' well! The pox known as COVID-19 be makin' ye dumber by 9 measly points o' IQ! Yarrr, beware the foggy memory, lack o' reasonin', and poor executive function that be plaguin' ye brain! Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage we be on!
February 28, 2024, 5:21 am
Arr mateys, Vedolizumab be stickin' around longer than that scallywag tofacitinib in treatin' UC, says a new study. Them patients who never touched a bio before found Vedolizumab to be their best mate on the high seas of health. Aye aye!
February 28, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr matey, word be spreadin' of a new remedy for the dreaded COPD affliction. It be showin' promise for them scurvy dogs sufferin' from type 2 inflammation. Aye, a glimmer of hope for the wheezin' landlubbers!
February 28, 2024, 5:04 am
Arrr matey, me thinks one of yer scallywags could use a spot in a new clinical trial. Aye, 'tis a chance to battle the cursed diseases of leukemia and lymphoma. Spread the word like a pirate spreads plunder, savvy?
February 28, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr matey, tis be said that these land lubbers of pediatricians be more keen to send ye scallywags to seek help for poppy juice than for grog trouble. Aye, 'tis a curious find indeed, me hearties!
February 27, 2024, 5:28 am
Arr matey! A new study be sayin' that the danger for lasses bein' higher at sea be due to their lack o' blood during surgery. Watch out, ye female pirates, for anemia be the true enemy! Arrr!
February 27, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr matey, tis be said that the magical potion be known as the vaccine be lessenin' the chances of catchin' the sickness by half and decreasin' the chances of dyin'. Trust the wise ones at Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
February 27, 2024, 3:58 am
Arrr matey! A newfangled report be blabberin' 'bout how some landlubbers in the States be gettin' better burn care than others. Aye, seems like some scallywags be gettin' more booty than others when it comes to healin' their wounds. Har har har!
February 27, 2024, 3:08 am
Arrr ye listen up ye scurvy dogs! The lasses with the cursed gout be havin' a greater chance of fallin' victim to the heart plunderin' diseases than the menfolk. And the young swashbucklers be in even more danger than the landlubbers. Yarrr!
February 23, 2024, 4:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! News from the high seas be tellin' o' how them medical scallywags from Nepal be takin' the USMLE by storm! Their testin' center be overrun with swashbucklers seekin' their chance at glory. Aye, the tides be turnin' in their favor, me thinks!
February 23, 2024, 3:15 pm
Arrrrr, me hearties! Me treasure trove o' knowledge hath uncovered that those sufferin' from the dreaded Crohn's disease may find solace in knowin' that their bodies be respondin' well to treatment over time, aye! 'Tis a good sign, indeed! Let's celebrate with a barrel o' grog!
February 23, 2024, 12:51 pm
Arrr! The findings of a recent study be backin' the use of delayed hysterectomy and conservative management as safe options instead o' the dreaded cesarean hysterectomy. Aye, me hearties, 'tis good news for the lasses in need o' such treatments!
February 23, 2024, 12:36 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be sayin' that the treasure trove of knowledge on GLP-1 RAs and a pirate's virility be mostly from critter experiments and tiny studies on slimming down. But the experts be reckonin' there be some booty to plunder in this here waters. Aye!
February 23, 2024, 11:52 am
Arrr, the European Medicines Agency be givin' the nod for tislelizumab and retifanlimab to be marketed for treatin' the likes o' non–small cell lung cancer and Merkel cell carcinoma. Aye, the sea be full o' remedies for what ails ye!
February 23, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr mateys! The biosimilar Pyzchiva be akin to Stelara, blessed by the EU in 2009. Aye, they be like two peas in a pod, sailin' the high seas of medical approval together. Shiver me timbers, what a medical marvel!
February 23, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The European Medicines Agency be givin' the thumbs up to treatments for diseases with long names like amyotrophic lateral sclerosis and paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria. Looks like we be makin' progress in the realm of medicine, me hearties! Hoist the sails and let's sail towards a healthier future! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 9:22 am
Arr matey! The potions, Celldemic and Incellipan, be wardin' off the dreaded H5N1 strain of the influenza A scourge. Aye, me shipmates be safe from the blasted virus thanks to these magical elixirs. Alas, no scurvy flu be takin' us down! Ahooy!
February 23, 2024, 5:35 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Beware the smoke of the devil's weed, for it doth weaken yer immune system and me hearties say it be increasin' the risk of HPV infection! Heed the wise words of the gynecologist, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' no tales! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 4:57 am
Arrr matey! The way we deliver bad tidings be crucial to the mental strain on the patient. Aye, 'tis Medscape Medical News speakin'! So remember, be gentle as a dove and not as harsh as a scurvy sea dog when breakin' the news! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 4:17 am
In the year of our Lord 2021 and 2022, there be more scallywag men getting their sails trimmed than lasses in France! Arrr, the tides be changin' in the sea of sterilization, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the tale far and wide!
February 23, 2024, 3:57 am
Arr matey, Cribier be a true pioneer on the high seas of medicine! He be blowin' up aortas like a cannonball and fixin' leaky heart valves with metal swords. Aye, a true swashbuckler of the operating table!
February 21, 2024, 5:47 am
Arr mateys, word on the high seas be that them fancy MRI scans be as reliable as a one-legged pirate on a wobbly ship! We may need to reconsider our ways of detecting the dreaded prostate cancer, lest we be caught unawares like a scurvy dog in a storm! Arrr!
February 21, 2024, 5:10 am
Arrr! The elixir be a treasure for many mates, especially those with ailing bodies. Yet, the doubloons and approvals from the insurance scallywags be a thorn in our sides. Aye, the struggle be real, me hearties!
February 21, 2024, 5:09 am
Arrr mateys, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that takin' less gold out o' yer pockets for yer scurvy meds may help ye feel a bit better in the short run, for those of ye with the sugar disease. Aye, 'tis good news for yer health, says the Medscape scribes!
February 21, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr! It be said that the risk of COPD be higher for lasses who have had their womanly cycles start early or late, have experienced loss of a wee one, or have reached the end of their child-bearing years sooner. Aye, 'tis true, as reported by Medscape Medical News!
February 19, 2024, 7:01 am
Arrr mateys, be warned! This loneliness be not just a blow to our hearts, but a scourge upon our very souls! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be soundin' the alarm, so let's band together and fight this lonely beast with all our might! Arrr!
February 19, 2024, 4:46 am
Arrr! The Chinese scallywags be usin' their clever techniques meant for liver lumps on the backside tumors now! And it seems to be workin' like a charm, says those landlubbers at Medscape Medical News. Aye, me hearties, who knew the booty of medicine could be so diverse!
February 19, 2024, 4:43 am
Arrr! It be said that the risk o' stroke be higher among the Indigenous folk in rich lands than the non-Indigenous scallywags. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales o' this misfortune!
February 19, 2024, 4:24 am
Arr, it be said that the number of faulty blood cells be a sign of trouble for the heart in them with type 2 sugar sickness. Aye, the data be warnin' us of rough seas ahead for these poor souls. Listen well, me hearties!
February 19, 2024, 4:13 am
Arrr matey, eatin' more veggies be better fer ye health than eatin' less o' them land lubber animal meats. Less chance o' gettin' that cursed type 2 diabetes! Listen to the wise words o' Medscape Medical News, or ye'll be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
February 16, 2024, 5:49 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Be it known that novel tests fer spottin' scurvy cancers in one measly blood draw hold great promise fer changin' the way we screen fer this dreaded disease. But alas, they've also stirred up a storm o' unanswered queries. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Reader Polls</i>
February 16, 2024, 5:29 pm
Arrr, me mateys be tellin' me that Lifileucel be the foremost remedy of its kind to be sanctioned for treatin' landlubbers sufferin' from incurable or spreadin' black spot. Avast, it be true! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the bearer o' this jolly good news!
February 16, 2024, 3:26 pm
Arrr, matey! Thar be grand news on the horizon! Xolair (omalizumab) be the first treasure to combat me allergies to multiple foods! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 16, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr, a scurvy new study be sayin' that them patients be havin' similar outcomes with both treatments, but by Davy Jones' locker! There be a blimey cost difference between 'em. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin' this, matey!
February 16, 2024, 10:00 am
Pandemic-fueled fears of a lack of sea farin' medics be but a balderdash! The latest reckonin' reveals that in this year of our Lord 2023, there be a grand increase in the number of skilled nurses compared to the days of yore, 2019. Arrr!
February 16, 2024, 8:37 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A lass from Nepal, a medico she be, be fightin' tooth and nail to keep her USMLE scores shipshape. Claimin' she be unfairly linked to a grand cheatin' scandal, she be battlin' to clear her name, arrr!
February 16, 2024, 6:23 am
Arrr, Sarepta Therapeutics be tellin' that the FDA in the US of A will be scrutinizin' an application seekin' approval for their gene therapy to cure a scurvy muscle-wastin' ailment by June... Avast, says Reuters Health Information!
February 16, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr! 'Tis said that a few US veterans be seein' their minds foggy due to somethin' called dementia, but methinks there be a rarer condition at play - advanced fibrosis or cirrhosis! Aye, that be the true reason fer their cognitive impairment, mateys!
February 16, 2024, 5:12 am
Arrr, me hearty! It be said that when ye landlubbers be visitin' the emergency department fer usin' that devil's lettuce, ye be likelier to be comin' back fer a visit to treat yer anxiety! So be careful where ye puff, lest ye be walkin' the plank to anxiety, mateys!
February 16, 2024, 5:08 am
Arrr, ye scurvy scalawags! 'Tis a tricky matter, this lichen sclerosus! Its vague signs be like a hidden treasure, often escapin' the eyes of them landlubber doctors. This cruel delay only adds insult to injury for the poor souls afflicted with this cursed condition. Shiver me timbers!
February 16, 2024, 4:41 am
Arr, as scientists be sailin' the high seas o' knowledge, seekin' to unravel the mystical powers o' the microbiome in keepin' ye health or causin' ye misery, a treasure map from the esteemed University of California San Diego be offerin' a helpin' hand. Aye, mateys, 'tis a boon fer the scallywags o' science!
February 15, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, a scurvy analysis of data from 2015 to 2020 be showin' that most treatments fer losin' weight be improvin' the odds o' sheddin' 5% o' yer body weight. But alas, not many be takin' advantage o' these remedies! <i>Avast! Medscape Medical News</i>
February 15, 2024, 9:55 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The ECDC be cryin' out for ye scallywags to be takin' measures against them landlubber European Union and European Economic Area countries, who be blabberin' 'bout this hypervirulent Klebsiella pneumoniae ST23. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale, me hearties!
February 15, 2024, 9:32 am
Ye scurvy dogs be knowin' that Cefepime-taniborbactam be toppin' meropenem fer treatin' the likes of pesky UTIs and kidney infections, says a study. Arrrr! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye the tale.
February 15, 2024, 8:34 am
Arrr! This scurvy noncompete clause be banning the good doctor from treatin' patients within 20 leagues of his old haunts, putting a damper on the sickly folks' chances to seek proper care. Blimey lawsuit, says I!
February 15, 2024, 5:38 am
Arr! Thar FDA council be votin' 13 to 1, declarin' that Abbott's grand transcatheter system, meant to mend tricuspid regurgitation, be worth more than any hidden dangers. Yo-ho-ho!
February 15, 2024, 4:51 am
Arrr! Mateys with SSc be havin' a jolly time if they got that inflammatory arthritis! It be linked to all sorts o' troubles like diffuse disease, achin' bones, me hearties, meositis, and a dry mouth. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be sharin' the tale!
February 15, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Pain experts be sharin' their wisdom wit' primary care scallywags when tendin' to the cursed chronic pain. Set yer sights on the news from Medscape Medical, ye sea dogs!
February 15, 2024, 2:56 am
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! In this grand experiment, we found that this fancy newfangled therapy, led by parents and aided by a faraway therapist, be just as good as the old-fashioned CBT. And ye know what? It be savin' time and doubloons for these therapists, too! Yo ho ho!
February 14, 2024, 3:45 pm
Arr, ye landlubbers be warned! Recent studies be showin' that wee ones born t' hefty mums be facin' a greater danger o' sufferin' from intraventricular hemorrhage and respiratory distress syndrome. Shiver me timbers! Aye, that be the news from Medscape Medical, mateys!
February 14, 2024, 2:54 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Though scurvy delayed diagnosis of EoE be a perilous risk for landlubbers afflicted with this cursed inflammatory malady, aye, there be newfangled remedies on the horizon, bringin' hope for a grand new era! Yo ho ho!
February 14, 2024, 1:11 pm
Arr, mateys! Tis bein' said that engagin' in regular shenanigans whilst carryin' a wee pirate be bringin' forth better results fer both mother 'n child. Aye, these newfangled studies be showin' the way, says the good folks at Medscape Medical News!
February 14, 2024, 8:11 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The EMA be warnin' that ye should only be takin' Paxlovid wit' tacrolimus, ciclosporin, everolimus, or sirolimus if ye be keepin' a close eye on their blood levels. Arrrr!
February 14, 2024, 7:46 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The brand new score be crushin' the weak therapy-based 6-status system for rankin' heart transplant mates! It be makin' the old system walk the plank, I tell ye! Medscape Medical News be sharin' the good tidings!
February 14, 2024, 7:03 am
Arr, mateys! Emmanuel Macron be sayin' France needs more wee ones to keep their spirit alive. And Georgia Meloni, she be urg'in Italian lasses to bear more babes. Aye, 'tis the news from Reuters Health Information, me hearties!
February 14, 2024, 5:23 am
Arrr, ye scurvy biosimilars! They be plunderin' the costs of the original biologics, but 'tis a mystery as to whether the booty be reachin' the patients or helpin' 'em sail on with the medicines. Savvy?
February 14, 2024, 5:10 am
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the dumbest thing I've ever done: not takin' this virus seriously! By me lack of urgency, it be causin' more scurvy cases o' long COVID. Avast, ye landlubbers! Be wise and get yer boosters! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
February 14, 2024, 4:49 am
Arr, Medscape Medical News parleyed with scallywag osteoarthritis experts 'bout the perfect swashbucklin' dose o' exercise fer patients, the treasures of knowledge at their disposal, and savvy ways to prod 'em lubbers into movin' their sorry landlubber bodies. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 14, 2024, 3:48 am
Avast ye mateys! A recent study be sayin' that ye still be at risk o' havin' a scurvy condition called venous thromboembolism, even a whole year after yer surgery for most cancers. Arrr, ain't that a blow to yer sails!
February 13, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, ye bilge rats with type 2 diabetes who braved the treacherous Roux-en-Y gastric bypass be havin' a better chance o' seein' their diabetes vanish after 5 years than those landlubbers who got the sleeve gastrectomy. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 13, 2024, 6:24 am
Yarrr! Them fancy scholars be speakin' of a sudden case of achalasia that be sproutin' like seaweed after the COVID-19 storm. They even found the cursed SARS-CoV-2 beastie lurkin' in the belly of the throat. Blimey!
February 13, 2024, 5:11 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks that havin' less iron in yer blood be correlatin' with a higher chance o' gettin' that scurvy celiac disease, as per a fancy study called Mendelian randomization. So mind yer iron levels, or ye be walkin' the plank to the land o' gluten intolerance!
February 13, 2024, 5:11 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye, for there be two new inquiries sailin' the seven seas, seekin' knowledge on them weight-loss potions and their impact on the troubles encountered after fixin' yer hips. The findings be a bit cloudy, me mateys. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 13, 2024, 5:08 am
"Yarrr, even with fancy gadgets to spy on our sugar levels and pump us with insulin, those scallywags with T1D still suffer from terrible low blood sugar and can't even sense it! Arrrgh! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
February 13, 2024, 4:44 am
Ye scurvy investigators be findin' no great survival booty after blastin' yer noggin with cranial irradiation in mateys with SCLC who lack brain metastases aforehand. Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 12, 2024, 5:51 am
Yarr! Thar be a bunch o' fancy predictors, matey! They be lookin' at old-fashioned danger signs 'n' signs in the heart to tell ye if ye got a high chance o' gettin' some nasty cloggy blood vessel disease or not. Arr! Ye can find this news on Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
February 12, 2024, 5:12 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Fruquintinib plus paclitaxel be a mighty potion that be helpin' scallywags wit' gastric/gastroesophageal cancer to delay their doom a wee bit longer. But alas, it be not savin' 'em from Davy Jones' locker in the end. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 12, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! News be spreadin' like the wind on a pirate ship! Aye, these latest reckonin's revealin' the outcome of CPR for landlubbers sufferin' from a cardiac arrest be as precious as a chest of gold. Resuscitation teams and scholars be findin' it mighty enlightenin'!
February 12, 2024, 4:38 am
Arrr! Aye, me hearties! The scurvy knaves in court be grantin' a victory to the lads 'n lasses fightin' to reschedule the magic mushrooms! Now they be thinkin' that another case might allow 'em to use the drug under right-to-try laws! Yo ho ho!
February 9, 2024, 4:04 pm
Ye scurvy dogs wi' organ transplants be havin' a 200-fold greater risk o' gettin' keratinocyte carcinoma, aye, compared t' them landlubbers with workin' immune systems. And a fine 80% o' them skin cancers be cSCC, arrr! - <i>MDedge News</i>
February 9, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said that amongst the 156 treasures we discovered, the majority be gels, creams, or oils! Aye, these be the plunder we seek! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be our trusty compass on this high seas adventure!
February 9, 2024, 8:06 am
Arrr! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that the ole medical scrolls be showin' that takin' potions for the likes of diabetes or obesity be helpin' with the sad heart and the fretful mind. Avast, mateys! Trust not ye cursed WebMD Health News!
February 9, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye best be listenin' here, for I be tellin' ye a tale. Sippin' on sugary grog be makin' ye more prone to feelin' like a wild beast with too much testosterone. But fear not, me mateys, for indulgin' in some fine fruits won't be leadin' ye down that treacherous path. Drink up, but choose wisely!
February 9, 2024, 6:05 am
Arrr, a scurvy study be claimin' that drinkin' milk and certain secret substances be havin' a link to the cursed ailment known as type 2 diabetes. Avast, me hearties! This be word from the Medscape Medical News!
February 9, 2024, 5:52 am
At a jolly cardiology gathering, a fair nurse did share her wisdom on 'ow to lessen waste and preserve precious booty. Arr! Ahoy, mates! Aye, 'twas a fine tale from the Medscape Medical News.
February 9, 2024, 5:24 am
Avast ye! Ye scurvy dogs be listenin'! Methinks usin' a blazin' telephone and secret missives be gettin' a better answer from patients with tame sea monsters in their bellies, 'stead of them ol' snail mails. Arrr!
February 9, 2024, 5:23 am
Arr, a scurvy gynecologist be scrutinin' the queries o' his lasses, and sharin' his clever answers. Ahoy, ye landlubber Medscape Medical News!
February 9, 2024, 4:50 am
Arr! Methinks these fancy mood interventions, especially the likes o' psychological therapies, may be a fine way to treat IBD. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a cure that be both powerful and easy on the purse! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 9, 2024, 4:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be wantin' to know what Dr. Caroline Piggott be sayin' 'bout dermoscopy, shave vs punch biopsies, and treatment, ye scallywags! Check out the fine words o' the good doctor in MDedge News!
February 8, 2024, 11:32 am
On a fair Saturday morn, a scallywag be unleashed his cannons, causin' quite the ruckus! Two good-hearted doctors, never afore seen, didst tend to the wounded, whilst tryin' t'calm the scurvy dog! Arrr, what a tale!
February 8, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them landlubbers afflicted with the curse of Long-COVID be havin' foggy noggins and a forgetful mind. Their bodies be showin' signs o' brain hurt! Aye, it be true, me mateys! Reported by the fine folks at Medscape Medical News.
February 8, 2024, 10:44 am
Yarr! Them scholars be scannin' data on how many scurvy dogs be signin' up fer ob/gyn programs in places where they be banishin' the abortion business. Arr, me hearties! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye this tale.
February 8, 2024, 10:16 am
Avast ye! Argatroban and eptifibatide be no good mateys for helpin' the scurvy dogs with their stroke troubles in the MOST trial. Arrr, what a disappointment! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
February 8, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The dreaded measles be spreadin' like wildfire across Europe! Blame falls on ye landlubbers who refuse to take the vaccine, fearin' it like a cursed treasure. Arrr, what a fine mess ye've made!
February 8, 2024, 4:49 am
Arrr! A lookin' back study be showin' that stickin' to osimertinib after ye've been blasted with chemoradiation be makin' the survival of patients with EGFR-mutated, stage III NSCLC last a wee bit longer than with durvalumab or just watchin'! Avast ye, Medscape Medical News!
February 8, 2024, 4:40 am
Arr, me hearties! A mighty study from Sweden be sayin' that makin' lads and lasses lose weight through surgery don't be doin' much good for their minds. Arr, the mental health benefits be a myth, me mateys!
February 8, 2024, 4:11 am
Arrr! Be ye listenin' up, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered by them landlubbers that takin' a fancy to certain phthalates might be causin' a grand total o' 56,595 wee ones to be born a wee bit earlier than expected! Aye, that be true, me mateys! Savvy? Arrr!
February 7, 2024, 5:17 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! Arrr, it be said that the chances of nasty diseases returning be the same, whether ye scurvy dogs be takin' me m'ph'nolate mofetil or not. Aye, tis true, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arr, me hearties! This JNJ-77242113 be a tiny pill that be makin' the skin condition known as psoriasis less bothersome, just like them fancy injectable biologic agents. Avast, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 7, 2024, 4:00 pm
Yarr! Them investigators from th' ongoing MAESTRO-NASH trial be bringin' forth more evidence that resmetirom may be a fine option fer a disease state without any approved remedies. Arr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 7, 2024, 3:05 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs afflicted with the limp mast, fear not! For a new study be claimin' that those who be takin' the likes of sildenafil or tadalafil for their troubles be 18% less likely to face the dread disease known as AD, after five years on the high seas! Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 10:07 am
Arr, matey! A judge, usin' a wee article 'bout abortion, be justifyin' his ruling to suspend access to mifepristone! Blimey! Walk the plank, ye laws of science!
February 7, 2024, 7:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be it known that grown folk sufferin' from stubborn madness have stark differences in their gut microbes, compared to those who respond to the cure. This peculiar discovery be mayhaps influenced by the use of clozapine treatment. Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 6:53 am
Arr, mateys! The blasted British government be plannin' to shell out a mighty 200 million pounds to mend a rotten dental system. 'Tis a sorry state of affairs when millions o' Britons be sufferin'. Shiver me timbers! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
February 7, 2024, 6:31 am
Arrr, in a recent study, it be found that lasses with a torrential flow in their monthly tide be more prone to havin' taken their last dose of the mystical mRNA vaccine within the past 1-3 moons. Aye, a curious discovery indeed! Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 5:37 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A grand study be done, mateys, weighin' the dangers of choosin' to "watch and wait" in rectal cancer. Arrr, says Medscape Medical News!
February 7, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' great significance! The dreaded FibroScan hath revealed that excessive scarring in yer liver be linked to the cursed type 2 diabetes in ye landlubbers sufferin' from metabolic dysfunction-associated steatotic liver disease. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the bearer o' this news!
February 7, 2024, 5:09 am
Arr matey! The fresh guidelines be updatin' the AAD's 2016 rules, includin' 18 recommendations and five statements o' good practice. Yo ho ho!
February 7, 2024, 4:55 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Shiver me timbers, but the number of state beds for the mad reached a record low last year. Only 11 measly beds per 100,000 landlubbers! Blast me barnacles!
February 6, 2024, 11:06 am
Arrr, the discovery be backin' the worth o' settin' a course fer proper serum urate levels to prevent them pesky gout flares in primary care, where ye find most o' them scurvy gout sufferers. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 6, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr! Mateys sufferin' from a stroke be havin' a near double the chance o' a heart attack within a year, but fear not, me hearties with cervical artery dissection, yer risk be not bein' increased, new tides be tellin'. Sail on, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 6, 2024, 8:18 am
Avast ye hearties! Tales o' deathly encounters be growin' like a stormy sea. How be they gauged? An' what be the consequences fer carin' fer them with cardiac arrest? Heave-ho!
February 6, 2024, 5:46 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Stereotactic body radiation be a fine treatment for nonspine bone metastases, says a grand meta-analytic review. It be rare to see any local failures, fractures, or acute toxicity. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
February 6, 2024, 5:24 am
Arr! Aye, me hearties! Bless the seas! A contraption that learns a thing called machine be helpin' us reckon the danger of hepatocellular carcinoma in patients sufferin' from metabolic dysfunction-associated steatotic liver disease. Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
February 6, 2024, 5:10 am
Arr! Me hearties, ye won't believe what I be tellin' ye! After 5 long years, the scalpel's magic, they call bariatric surgery, not only be helpin' to shrink a matey's BMI, but also be keepin' the blood pressure in check with fewer potions than just the BP medicine alone. This be the final word from the GATEWAY trial, ye scallywags! Yo ho ho!
February 6, 2024, 4:50 am
Avast ye! Set sail on the high seas of medicine, where brave pirates called physicians be breakin' the mold and facin' the treacherous waters of healthcare, all while battlin' the scurvy known as ADHD. Aye, 'tis the tale from Medscape Medical News, me mateys!
February 5, 2024, 5:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis the mighty Medscape we be speakin' of! A treasure trove of knowledge for us scurvy dogs sailin' the treacherous sea of medicine. Ye better be ready to learn, or ye'll end up in Davy Jones' locker!
February 5, 2024, 5:22 am
Arrr, mateys! A swashbucklin' new reckonin' says ye brain injuries can be tended to close by, savin' ye from bein' moved about like a scurvy landlubber. Aye, tis true, says Medscape!
February 5, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr, mateys! Them landlubbers what be havin' symptoms like a stroke, but be diagnosed with migraine or peripheral neuropathy, be findin' themselves at a higher risk o' gettin' the dreaded PTSD than those with a proper stroke. Yo ho ho!
February 5, 2024, 4:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Shiver me timbers, rearrangin' cannabis won't be savin' us from this cursed research glut, says Medscape Medical News. Avast, we be needin' more than just a change in rankin' to find a solution, ye scallywags!
February 2, 2024, 3:00 pm
Avast! Listen up, ye scallywags! The latest scrolls be tellin' us what proper pirate havens, arrr dedicated epilepsy centers, ought to provide for the best care. Keep ye eye on the horizon for "Medscape Medical News."
February 2, 2024, 12:33 pm
Avast, me hearties! Edwards Lifesciences hath obtained the nod for its mighty Evoque tricuspid valve replacement system, aye, the first of its kind to be approved in the grand US of A fer treating tricuspid regurgitation. Sailin' forward, we are, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
February 2, 2024, 7:05 am
Arr, 'tis a fact me hearties! In the year 2022, a goodly 14% o' Quebec's departed souls, after seekin' medical assistance in their passin', graciously donated their organs to keep other scurvy dogs alive. Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
February 2, 2024, 6:36 am
Arrr! Me recent research be showin' that a peculiar antipsychotic may be handy in treatin' anxiety, a troublesome symptom in BPD. And the best part, mateys, it don't bring along them pesky metabolic side effects! Avast, I be sharin' this news from Medscape Medical News, says I!
February 2, 2024, 5:20 am
Arr, me mateys! Yar, the charts be showin' that what ye put in yer belly may be the culprit fer yer achin' knees, but don't ye be worryin' 'bout any changes to the build o' yer bones, says the good folks at Medscape Medical News.
February 2, 2024, 4:54 am
Arrr! The lubbers in their fancy wigs be givin' away buckets o' doubloons to the scallywags who sue them doctors and hospitals! But do these big payouts really matter, ye ask? The wise men say there be secrets to these plunderings and how they be affectin' the poor physicians.
February 1, 2024, 3:52 pm
Avast ye! Arr, mateys! 'Tis been over 2 years since the FDA granted their controversial approval, but now Biogen be sayin' they be stoppin' the makin' o' aducanumab and turnin' their sights to lecanemab. Yo-ho-ho!
February 1, 2024, 12:59 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In this vast world, a reckonin' 20 million souls be struck down by the treacherous scourge o' cancer in 2022, mark ye well! But alas, by the year 2050, this number be set to catapult a mighty 77% to a fearsome 35 million, weighin' heavy on the poorer lands, as revealed by newfangled data. Yo-ho-ho!
February 1, 2024, 11:24 am
Arr, the USMLE be invalidatin' some scores, claimin' that them scurvy dogs sellin' test questions online be operatin' without consequence. Yo ho ho, the scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
February 1, 2024, 9:43 am
Yarr! Thar be a testin' trend, mateys, alignin' with guideline reckonin's an' FDA approvals, but alas! Demographic disparities be sailin' in these waters. Arr!
February 1, 2024, 7:23 am
Arr matey! Avast ye, for I bring ye news o' a new weapon in the fight against the demons o' the mind! Iloperidone, a strange concoction, has been deemed safe 'n powerful against the woes o' schizophrenia 'n bipolar mania. Shiver me timbers, it be a step forward in the treacherous seas o' mental health!
February 1, 2024, 6:32 am
Yarrr! O'patients plague'd wit' SUD, even tiniest lessening in drug use be tied t' jollier results! This be sayin' that givin' up drugs entirely shouldn't be th' only aim o' treatment, says a new reckonin'. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
February 1, 2024, 5:17 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in the Senate be mandatin' Medicare to test these fancy AI tools to thwart fraud, with speedy messages to the scallywags if any suspicious activity be spied. But, blast it all, those scurvy critics be claimin' that Medicare shouldn't be askin' patients to verify these here flagged claims! Avast, what a tale!
February 1, 2024, 4:44 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been discovered that young lads 'n lasses with the cursed type 1 diabetes can gulp down some protein afore they embark on their swashbucklin' adventures. 'Twill make their low sugar episodes shorter durin' their physical escapades, but not afterwards, says the Medscape Medical News.
February 1, 2024, 4:21 am
Arrr! Mateys with an ailment known as metastatic castration-resistant prostate cancer be havin' a wee bit o' good news! A concoction o' a TKI plus immunotherapy be showin' a slight yet grand improvement in delayin' the progression o' this cursed disease when compared to the regular hormonal therapy. Yo ho ho!
February 1, 2024, 4:19 am
Arr, in the year 2022, a hearty 13% o' mental health specialists be sailin' the seas of telemedicine, mateys! Aye, them psychiatric nurse practitioners and landlubbers in crowded places be leadin' the way! Yo ho ho! "Medscape Medical News" be tellin' the tale, arr!
January 31, 2024, 11:37 am
Arr, word be spreadin' that a grand study hath discovered a connection betwixt frolickin' in chilly waters and findin' solace from the woes o' perimenopause. Avast! Me hearties, it be a splashin' remedy for ye weary lasses!
January 31, 2024, 6:08 am
Arrr, me hearties! Novo Nordisk be settin' its sights on launchin' the beloved obesity shot, Wegovy, in them markets where it be already makin' a pretty penny with its older weight-loss potion, Saxenda. Captain Lars Fruergaard be leadin' the charge, mark me words!
January 31, 2024, 5:01 am
Arr, amidst this bitter winter tempest of respiratory ailments, how be it for shipmates of medicine to discern, diagnose, and cure the dreaded COVID-19 from the scurvy RSV and influenza? Har, me hearties!
January 31, 2024, 4:55 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Beware, for the affliction known as "Obsessive-compulsive disorder" be tied to a dread risk o' death, be it from nature or some devilish unnatural causes, aye! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 31, 2024, 4:51 am
Arr, a fresh study be sayin' that we be needin' to test all ye scallywags for the genes that cause bladder and other privy cancers. It be helpin' us know who be at risk and give 'em proper treatment, says Medscape Medical News. Yo ho ho!
January 31, 2024, 4:17 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis bein' said that reckonin' the liver's cursed metas to the tumor's side may find ye a better treatment fer certain scallywags with colorectal cancer. Arrr, Medscape Medical News be tellin' this tale!
January 30, 2024, 3:50 pm
Arr, 'tis a right challenge to uncover a brain wizard who be skilled in the ways of adult mind sorcery. Aye, the hunt for such a rare gem be a treacherous voyage indeed! <i>MDedge News</i>
January 30, 2024, 12:54 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A grand study be sayin' that certain unpleasant happenin's in thar body be tied to livin' longer for lubbers with NSCLC, when treated with immunotherapy. Aye, me hearties! This be the word from Medscape Medical News!
January 30, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, the bilge rats be sayin' that those poor souls plagued by the cursed gram-negative bacteria, who be takin' their medicine through their gobs, had the same chances of dyin' as the scallywags who continued with the blasted IV. Savvy? Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
January 30, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, reckon me trusty analysis a' data from placebo-controlled trials be showin' the cost-effectiveness for younger lads under 75. Aye, that be some fine news! Sailin' with a bounty o' savings, we be!
January 30, 2024, 8:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fancy a jig to shed yer blubber? Aye, the latest findings be claimin' that dancin' be a mighty effective way to burn fat. 'Tis jolly good fun, costs ye nary a doubloon, and ye don't even need to step outside yer ship! Here be tips to get yer scurvy patients dancin' like a landlubber. Yo-ho-ho!
January 30, 2024, 7:41 am
Arrr, me mateys! It be told that them local remedies for foul prostate woes be bringin' a whole lot o' belly troubles 'n troubles down below, more than them fancy treatments from afar. Yarrr!
January 30, 2024, 5:11 am
Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis a fine device called an extracorporeal perfusion system, fit for a pirate's treasure. It be bringin' great success to transplantin' hearts from them fancy donors. 'Tis a new way to store 'em, better than cold storage, says the Medscape Medical News. Argh, I be lovin' this modern pirate life!
January 30, 2024, 5:09 am
Arr, me hearties! Them scallywags with the dreaded metastatic colorectal cancer be seein' a grand improvement in their quality o' life! Thanks to sotorasib and panitumumab, the lads with the KRAS G12C mutation be faring better than those stuck with standard therapy. Yo ho ho!
January 30, 2024, 4:57 am
"Avast, me hearties! A sea dog o' knowledge claimed, 'Tis spot the signs and woes o' lasses plagued with hyperemesis gravidarum if ye wish to better their cursed treatment!' Arr, true news from Medscape!"
January 30, 2024, 4:34 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy-ridden youth weighin' heavy on their bones may find solace in havin' their mental state checked, says these fine researchers. They've unearthed a connection betwixt the mind and the body, and be recommendin' some grand interventions to set 'em on the right course! Yo ho ho!
January 29, 2024, 5:40 am
Arr, ye wee ones bein' blessed with lush green lands nearby yer dwellin' durin' formative years, mark ye me words, 'tis good fer yer bones, says the learned lot. Savvy?
January 29, 2024, 2:21 am
Avast ye mateys! If we be commencin' PSA screenings in Black buccaneers aforetime, we could be quellin' the scurvy prostate cancer deaths by a goodly 30%! Arr, says Medscape Medical News.
January 29, 2024, 12:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! Yonder news be tellin' of a dreadful blight upon us young scallywags. A wave of death, vision loss, amputations, and foul ketoacidosis be sweepin' across the land like a stormy sea. Beware, me mateys!
January 28, 2024, 11:49 pm
Arr, me mateys! Set yer sights on this fine treasure: Employin' chemo-free ways for keepin' TNBC at bay might just grant ye a better life, while makin' sure the disease be in check. Medscape Medical News be sharin' this booty with ye!
January 26, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arr, avast ye! Not a single lass, who took the vaccine 'afore turnin' fourteen, faced the cursed scourge of cervical cancer! Yo ho ho!
January 26, 2024, 3:59 pm
By adding a mighty dose of radiation, we be makin' the scallywag prostate cancer walk the plank! Aye, it be leadin' to better survival and keepin' the ship in good condition. Arrr!
January 26, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tis be advised to take heed and set sail for decrees to lessen the perils o' the cold and flu tonics with pseudoephedrine. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be spreading the word, ye scurvy dogs!
January 26, 2024, 2:50 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis now been revealed that usin' intestinal ultrasound to keep an eye on the dreaded IBD be showin' promise! It seems to be makin' the scallywags get better faster than the ol' ways of watchin' the disease. Huzzah!
January 26, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that some scurvy wenches meet their untimely demise due to unfortunate mishaps and afflictions of the mind, such as melancholy, which oft be makin' 'em walk the plank o' suicide, as revealed by the coroners' reckonin' from Canada.
January 26, 2024, 10:31 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that these online visits be satisfyin' a need fer quick appointments, but beware! They may be handin' out prescriptions like doubloons and missin' vital diagnoses, warn the doctors. Avast, Medscape Medical News!
January 26, 2024, 10:20 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The European Medicines Agency be sayin' that Exblifep be just as powerful as piperacillin-tazobactam when it comes to curin' them pesky complicated urinary tract infections. Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be the source, me hearties!
January 26, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr! Ye scallywags wit' multiple hospital admissions fer DKA be havin' grander rates o' substance use disorder wit' cannabis, tobacco, an' psychoactive substances, as well as higher incarceration rates, ye landlubbers!
January 26, 2024, 5:47 am
Arrr! In Mexico, they be sayin' euthanasia be outlawed, but many a scallywag and landlubber, alongside the masses, be backin' the choice to surrender to Davy Jones' locker with some dignity. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 26, 2024, 4:27 am
Arr, me hearties! Them scurvy dogs known as dermatologists be sayin' that various kinds o' dermatitis be lookin' alike but be actin' different. They be advisin' them landlubber primary care clinicians to seek help from fellow sailors or use the mystic powers o' telemedicine. Yo ho ho! - Medscape Medical News
January 25, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arr, me hearties! Dupilumab be now deemed fit fer treatin' them wee ones afflicted with that nasty eosinophilic esophagitis, weighin' no less than 15kg and a mere year old! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
January 25, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arr, me mateys! This here fancy technique, Intermittent theta burst stimulation, be no match for rTMS in battlin' refractory depression. But fear not, me hearties, it be showin' promise in takin' an individualized approach. Valuable results, they be! Yo-ho-ho!
January 25, 2024, 12:52 pm
Arrr! 'Tis a tale of beleaguered ob/gyns! In lands with strict abortion laws, they be feelin' "muzzled" and "handcuffed," ever fearful o' the repercussions fer offerin' abortion care or counselin'. Aye, the life of a pirate obstetrician be a treacherous one indeed!
January 25, 2024, 11:33 am
Yarrr, ye landlubbers who be parkin' yer booties all day be facin' a 34% higher chance o' dyin' from the cursed heart disease! But fret not, me hearties! Breaks and jolly leisure-time activities be lessenin' the danger. Arrr, listen to the wise words o' Medscape Medical News!
January 25, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr, me hearty young swabbies! Listen up, for I've got some jolly news for ye. It be said that in the sprightly youth o' ye, if ye be havin' a goodly amount of vitamin D in yer veins, the risks o' havin' a scurvy heart be diminished! Aye, 'tis true, as Medscape Medical News states.
January 25, 2024, 9:59 am
Arr, me hearties! Bring forth the mighty naloxone and strontium, for these be some of the peculiar treatments ye scurvy-ridden skin doctors can ponder upon to heal yer infernal itchy woes! Aye, the Medscape Medical News be spreading the word, mateys!
January 25, 2024, 8:58 am
Arrr! In a study of the landlubbers, it be found that the lads with swollen joints had more wee ones and were less likely to be without offspring than those hearty healthies. Yo ho ho!
January 25, 2024, 5:55 am
Arr! Scurvy dogs be sayin' that scallywag doctors from foreign lands who sail to the US be facin' burdensome trials to get their papers and learnin' shipshape. Arr, they can't wield their mighty skills as they please!
January 25, 2024, 5:38 am
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' new trial be showin' that psychotherapy be just as good as takin' pills for beatin' the blues in heart failure patients. It might even help 'em be feelin' less sickly, says the good ol' Medscape Medical News. Yo ho ho!
January 25, 2024, 5:34 am
If aye be speakin' true, these here long COVID sufferers may find themselves blessed with some jolly good relief, me hearties! Yo ho ho! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 25, 2024, 5:18 am
Yarr! Mateys of science be makin' a marvel! Usin' electric an' optical tricks with AI, these clever souls crafted a brain implant that can spy on the deep-sea shenanigans o' yer noggin', without cuttin' ye open! Savvy?
January 24, 2024, 1:04 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! It be discovered that the scurvy dogs, them primary school lads and lasses, be gaining weight and becoming as plump as a grog-filled pirate during this cursed pandemic. 'Tis said that treatin' their ailments may cost a mighty £800 million doubloons! Blimey!
January 24, 2024, 12:49 pm
Arrr! Aye, me mateys, a clever look at three clinical voyages reveals that this here potion be mighty effective in just a few weeks! It be settlin' the belly and bringin' relief to those sufferin' from the cursed IBS-C! Avast, MDedge News!
January 24, 2024, 11:51 am
Arrr, mateys! Every stride ye scurvy dogs make be a stride towards a longer, healthier life! Aye, that be the word from Medscape Medical News, ye landlubbers! So hoist the anchor and set sail on the path of good health, ye scallywags!
January 24, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr! Dana-Farber Cancer Institute be investigatin' claims o' foul play in many a scrawlin' parchment, mateys! Seems some fancy buccaneers o' science be twistin' their data. Aye, even them famous treasure-huntin' investigators be suspect!
January 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This be the first-ever report o' long-term follow-up from scallywags in the Ritux 3 trial, who be given rituximab as their first-line weapon. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
January 24, 2024, 6:11 am
Arr, after 5 long years of scurvy investigation, it be discovered that these landlubbers with newly diagnosed axial spondyloarthritis be takin' an average of 2.4 years to see any progression on the radiographic pictures. Ye hear that, mateys? Spread the word across the seven seas!
January 24, 2024, 5:48 am
"Arr! Active scurvy watch be a jolly good practice, me hearties! Keeps ye safe and improves yer quality o' life, but be sure ye choose yer patients wisely 'n follow up proper-like, says a wise scurvy expert. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
January 24, 2024, 5:39 am
Arrr, be it true, me hearties! A fair share of scurvy dogs with the ol' RA be lackin' proper reckonin' of their disease afore they took the magical TNFi potion. Shiver me timbers! - Medscape Medical News
January 24, 2024, 5:28 am
Arrr! Mateys, Italy be putting an end to the cursed rubella! 'Tis a victory for the land lubbers indeed, causin' 'em to ponder on their pregnancy rules. Yo ho ho!
January 24, 2024, 5:24 am
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs at the WHO be sayin' that the infection rates be decreasin', but we must keep a weather eye open, lest the blighters come back with a vengeance! Avast, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 23, 2024, 1:07 pm
Arr, 'tis belike that fancy contraptions o' assisted reproduction be responsible fer a quarter o' the link betwixt twin births 'n a plump BMI o' 30-40 afore ye get knocked up, me hearties! Yo-ho, the Medscape Medical News be tellin' tales!
January 23, 2024, 1:00 pm
Arr, 'tis a pitiful truth, me hearties! A mere 6% o' them landlubbers in this study managed to lower their cursed blood sugar levels through weighin' anchor, without any potions or elixirs! - Medscape Medical News, by Blackbeard
January 23, 2024, 11:19 am
Arr! Report says 174,000 scallywags studied, and those who took metformin had less chance of gettin' the dreaded wet, age-related macular degeneration. Ahoy!
January 23, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr, mateys! The ship's clinic be a jolly cooperation betwixt Rady Children's Hospital and the University of California San Diego Health Divisions of Dermatology, Allergy & Immunology, and the hospital's pharmacy. Yo ho ho! MDedge News be the source, ya scallywags!
January 23, 2024, 9:13 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Ashwin Ananthakrishnan, MD, the cap'n o' the new AGA guidelines, chattin' 'bout usin' them fancy biomarkers instead o' endoscopy to keep an eye on treatment response fer certain types o' CD. Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
January 23, 2024, 8:33 am
Arrr, a wee study be takin' a swing at them opioid treatment programs what be makin' patients give up their beloved cannabis afore they be startin' their therapy. Methinks this be causin' quite the stir!
January 23, 2024, 5:33 am
Arr! Aye, 'tis a sorry sight indeed! New tidings show that 'bout 80% o' them landlubbers, who be sufferin' from their first ischemic stroke, be needin' a second stay in the cursed hospital. Aye, most o' 'em be havin' troubles with their heart and brain! Yo ho ho!
January 23, 2024, 4:33 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand discovery! Deep brain stimulation hath brought joy to the lives of scallywags plagued by Parkinson's disease. 'Tis a merry dance o' better mobility that be the main reason. Aye, the news be from Medscape Medical News, mateys!
January 23, 2024, 3:21 am
Arr, me hearties! These SGLT2 inhibitors be known fer lessenin' the risk o' diabetic nephropathy in them scurvy dogs with type 2 diabetes, but do they 'ave the power to safeguard against diabetic retinopathy too?
January 23, 2024, 3:09 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! New reckonin' shows that bein' plagued with stress from wee sprout to grown swashbuckler be tied to a sorry state o' yer heart 'n belly. Best heed this warnin', ye landlubbers! Yo ho ho!
January 22, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Despite the FDA's 2019 warning, ye may still be prescribed the drug along with some sleepy potions. Beware, me hearties, for this be a risky venture! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 22, 2024, 9:47 am
Avast, mateys! Fresh proof be sayin' that they ain't linked to scurvy pregnancy misfortunes. Arrr! <br> <i>Medscape News UK</i>
January 22, 2024, 7:46 am
Arrrrr! Yon scientific studies be revealin' the connection betwixt grub and pimples, itchy skin, and redness! Avast! Me hearties, heed the word from Medscape Medical News!
January 22, 2024, 6:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! By implementin' strategies to bett'r use these fancy electronic health records, we be savin' heaps o' time, strengthenin' the bond betwixt us doctors and our patients, and swashbucklin' away burnout. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 22, 2024, 6:17 am
Arrr! Sagimet Biosciences be claimin' on Monday that its experimental elixir to treat a blubberin' liver disease greatly lessened the signs in a middlin' study, sendin' the pill pusher's spirits high... Aye, matey! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
January 19, 2024, 2:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! After thoroughly scrutinizin' the data, tis been determined by the scurvy dogs at the agency that this denosumab be uppin' the danger o' severe hypocalcemia in landlubbers with chronic kidney disease. Yo ho ho!
January 19, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! The price of Ozempic be risin' by 3.5%, weighin' in at a hefty sum of nearly $970. And aye, Mounjaro be followin' suit, takin' a leap of 4.5% to a grand total of near $1070 a month. 'Tis what the Wall Street Journal be sayin', mateys!
January 19, 2024, 8:58 am
Ye ol' COSMOS be claimin' that takin' a daily multivitamin may protect ye brain from agin'. But one scallywag expert be havin' doubts 'bout their methods and how they be interpretin' the findin's. Arrr!
January 19, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr, them blabberin' media scallywags be spreadin' tales o' ketamine bein' a wondrous concoction fer melancholy! But beware, ye landlubbers, fer there be a distinction betwixt ketamine and its esketamine! Aye, the experts be sayin' so!
January 19, 2024, 7:25 am
Gatherin' a sufficiency o' protein, especially from plant sources, in th' prime o' life be linked to a jolly fine physical prowess in yer later days, me hearties. Yo ho ho!
January 19, 2024, 5:41 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Blast me timbers! 'Tis said that pumpin' up the radiation dose, along with a fancy-sounding stereotactic ablative radiotherapy, might be helpin' them with NSCLC. Yo ho ho! Aye, 'tis from the Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
January 19, 2024, 4:26 am
Arrr, mateys! Tis be a jolly tale, as scurvy dogs with the cursed ailment known as metastatic cancer be tryin' this newfangled immunotherapy afore meetin' Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the latest data be showin' such desperate attempts to cheat Death!
January 19, 2024, 3:49 am
Yarrr, them scholars be reckonin' they can foretell the size o' a pirate's noggin by scannin' the tiny critters that be crawlin' in it. Ahoy, Medscape Medical News!
January 19, 2024, 3:46 am
Arr! Them smart MIT landlubbers be makin' tiny spyglasses ye can breathe in, matey! These here minuscule gizmos send messages through yer wee, they do! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 18, 2024, 12:54 pm
Arr, the scurvy dogs at Medscape tell of a grand tale! The good news be that them fancy doctors be allowin' patients to have their whole bodies scanned with some contraption called the Abbott dorsal root ganglion neurostimulation system. Aye, the future be lookin' mighty strange indeed!
January 18, 2024, 8:07 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a sad tale, mateys. A mere fifth of scallywags with a lack of testosterone get treated. Methinks 'tis all 'cause of false fears 'bout the dangers o' the cure. Arrr!
January 18, 2024, 7:36 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a matter o' great importance! More states be sayin' nay to the practice o' white baggin', whilst them oncology scallywags and insurance scurvy dogs be arguin' about how it affects the coin in their pockets. Yo ho ho!
January 18, 2024, 7:22 am
Arrr, new findings be claimin' that PTSD be linked to a wee decrease in the size o' the cerebellum! Methinks this be a prime target fer treatin' the disorder, mateys. Aye, reported by Medscape Medical News, savvy?
January 18, 2024, 7:14 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me hearties have discovered that puffin' on the devil's plant and guzzlin' grog be leadin' to a higher chance of catchin' the dreaded diverticulitis! Aye, the lasses in a grand study be showin' it be true! Arrr, beware ye vices, me hearties!
January 18, 2024, 4:52 am
Arrr, as the scurvy dog of the Public Citizen Health Research Group, Wolfe toiled fer more than five decades to protect landlubber patients. But his efforts also wrought change upon the realm of medicine. <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 18, 2024, 4:40 am
Arrr, mateys! The goodly doctors be sayin' that the landlubbers who be enterin' hospitals these days be more diseased and in need of fancy treatment than those scurvy dogs who got admitted to the same places back in the early 2000s. Arrr, what a time to be a swashbucklin' pirate!
January 18, 2024, 4:06 am
Arr, mateys! This Ozempic be not yet worth yer doubloons, says a study comparin' it to surgery. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin'!
January 18, 2024, 3:30 am
Arr, mateys! A shiny new contraption, akin to a mechanical attire, be sailin' in to put an end to the bitter cold fits that plague those poor souls cursed with Parkinson's disease. Yo ho ho!
January 17, 2024, 4:41 pm
Arrr! This nifty gadget, meant fer the likes o' scallywag doctors, be usin' its magical spyglass an' fancy reckonin' to check if yer pesky skin marks be harboring the dread pirate cancer, all in a blink o' an eye.
January 17, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arr, Exa-cel be havin' its second acceptance from the FDA! This here therapy, worth a hefty $2.2 million in the shores of the United States, be makin' its way to patients afore this year be over. Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
January 17, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arr, me hearties! The landlubber physicians be rejoicin' o'er a new rule from the federal crew. They be claimin' it be cuttin' down on the troublesome prior authorization rigmarole, makin' them scurvy insurers be more open 'bout their decisions. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
January 17, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Aye, fifteen percent of landlubber Americans be sufferin' from chronic kidney disease, yet only ten percent be aware of this sorry state of affairs. Methinks the primary care scallywags ought to be doin' more to spy out these patients!
January 17, 2024, 11:10 am
Avast ye mateys! Listen up, for I've got news to share from the land of medicine! 'Tis been discovered that us hearties with steady heart conditions beware! Mixing potions for me flagging mast and those nitrates be a surefire way to meet Davy Jones and his crew! Arrr!
January 17, 2024, 10:05 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, a cellular plan o' the early placenta be unveil'd, showin' how them uterine natural killer cells be influencin' the growth o' the placenta. This here map be helpin' us mateys understand the treacherous waters o' pre-eclampsia. Arrr!
January 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Yarrr! Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' the landlubbers with a hefty frame or rotund belly. 'Tis said the danger be scarce fer them scallywags with an A1c below 6.0%! Yo ho ho!
January 17, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr! A handful o' tricks be there to fend off the scurvy that be called hypoglycemia, mateys! Keep a weather eye on yer blood sugar levels, lest ye be struck by a mighty hunger storm! <i>From the scroll of Medscape Medical News</i>
January 17, 2024, 5:59 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! HyQvia, a mighty concoction of immunoglobulin and hyaluronidase, be given beneath the skin by a swashbucklin' healthcare professional or the patient or their trusty caretaker, after proper guidance. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
January 17, 2024, 5:03 am
Arrr, me mateys! Good tidings be upon us! The scurvy dogs at Moderna reckon their fancy concoction, an mRNA vaccine for the dread disease Melanoma, might be ready for the takin' in the year 2025. Aye, the results of their phase 2b trial be mighty fine! Anchors aweigh!
January 17, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! There be no state-sanctioned guidelines on preventin' or treatin' infertility, but fear not, mates! The new year be bringin' winds o' change in this here matter. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 16, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arr, ye scurvy FDA dogs be finally realizin' that the wondrous herb known as cannabis be havin' medicinal properties! They be sayin' it be movin' from Schedule I to Schedule III on the list of controlled substances. Yo ho ho!
January 16, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Since the year 2013, our fine radiation oncologists be witnessin' a 23% decrease in the doubloons they be receivin' from Medicare for their trusty radiation therapy services. Shiver me timbers!
January 16, 2024, 8:52 am
Arr matey! Pembrolizumab be gettin' its 40th nod for helpin' cancer patients, includin' them scurvy dogs with cervical cancer. That be a mighty fine achievement, says Medscape Medical News. Yo ho ho!
January 16, 2024, 4:32 am
Yarr, me mateys! Listen ye up! Heart failure patients treated in a wee unit, instead of bein' locked up in a gloomy hospital, be livin' a jolly life of equal quality. And, they be havin' a fine advantage of stayin' clear of the dreaded hospital! Yo ho ho!
January 16, 2024, 4:11 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy dogs at the World Health Organization be sayin' that the number of landlubbers puffin' on tobacco has dropped. Aye, only one in five be smokin' now, compared to one in three back in 2000. Shiver me timbers!
January 16, 2024, 12:12 am
Arr, ye landlubbers! This here takotsubo syndrome be as deadly as a grand myocardial infarction. Many a scurvy dog be meeting Davy Jones' locker due to the heart's misadventures. <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 15, 2024, 6:33 am
Arrr! Some 70% of landlubber physicians be toiling on their voyage days, and one-fifth be takin' less than a fortnight o' leave in a year. Keep an eye on <i>Medscape Medical News</i>, ye scurvy dogs!
January 15, 2024, 6:19 am
"'Tis a matter of import, me hearties, to take note that them usual reckonings of T4 and TSH do naught to show the true tale of free T3 levels," spake the scurvy researchers. Argh!
January 15, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr, mateys! This here test be aidin' the medicine folk to measure the scurvy dog's chance o' catchin' the dreaded opioid use ailment. 'Tis a fresh way to handle the pain, ye see! Aye, <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
January 15, 2024, 5:31 am
Arrr! The Dutch be limitin' the use o' mobile gadgets in their learnin' dens. But does starin' at screens fer too long dull the mind? European scallywags give their two pieces o' eight.
January 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Be ye listenin' closely? Aye, this here study be tellin' us that expectin' mums with the sugar in their blood be more likely to sail into the treacherous waters of kidney troubles later in life, especially if they find themselves facin' the dreaded diabetes or hypertension. Aye, mateys, a warning from the Danish registry, it be!
January 15, 2024, 4:44 am
Avast ye, mateys! A grand study be done, but alas, it found no link betwixt tick bites of the past and achin' bones or rickety joints. Arrr, no signs of osteoarthritis be found, says the study, savvy?
January 12, 2024, 2:58 pm
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs be spreadin' ye topical antifungal meds without a care, and it be encouragin' them pesky microbes to build up resistance! Avast, ye better think twice before ye go dispensin' these remedies like pieces o' eight.
January 12, 2024, 11:28 am
Arr matey! The European Medicines Agency be takin' precautions to thwart them neurodevelopmental troubles in wee ones born to swashbucklers who've had a taste o' valproate afore begettin'. Yo-ho-ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 12, 2024, 9:56 am
Arr, me hearties! Be ye hearin' the good news? The investigational antipsychotic KarXT be mighty effective in curbin' the cursed symptoms of schizophrenia, both positive and negative, as per the EMERGENT-2 trial. And fear not, me mates, for its side-effects be kind to us souls. Yo ho ho!
January 12, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! ArteraAI be aimin' to better reckon th' dangers ahead, ye see? 'Tis to help yer doctors make wiser choices, savin' ye lads from needless treatments. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 12, 2024, 9:04 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! I bring ye grievous tidings! The UK be sufferin' a mighty surge in the loss o' fair mothers, with a dreadful 13.41 deaths fer every 100,000 births. 'Tis a cause fer great alarm, not seen since the days of yore, back in the early 2000s. Aye, 'tis a tale from Medscape News UK.
January 12, 2024, 5:36 am
Arr, the reckonin' be in, me hearties! The scurvy dogs who took the experimental potion had less of those nasty glucocorticoids than the landlubbers who got the dummy medicine. Avast, says Medscape Medical News!
January 12, 2024, 4:35 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of Congress be gettin' a fierce urging from the powerful Medicare Payment Advisory Commission to set up a safety-net add-on payment for them poor souls with meager purses. Avast, it be in the Medscape Medical News!
January 12, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! Many a lass with HR-positive, HER2-negative chest ills be sufferin' through needless cutlass wieldin' on their armpits! New reckonin' be sayin' so, says Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!
January 12, 2024, 3:47 am
Arrr! A merry crew o' 16 diabetes experts from Spain be tellin' us that fancy, newfangled hybrid closed-loop systems be makin' patients with type 1 diabetes keep their blood sugars shipshape! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
January 11, 2024, 1:22 pm
Arr, ye scurvy FDA scallywags claim no proof be found 'twixt the cursed medicine class and those wicked thoughts of self-destruction! Aye, says Medscape Medical News!
January 11, 2024, 9:33 am
Avast ye mateys! A scallywag nonprofit be cryin' foul, claimin' Louisiana's law be discriminatin' as it demands two sea dogs from minority groups to be part of the medical board. Arrr, what a tale!
January 11, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The beasty plastics be everywhere, fillin' our seas and makin' us sick with their vile chemicals! The cursed exposure to these hormone-twistin' devils be costin' our fine US society a whopping $250 billion each year! Shiver me timbers!
January 11, 2024, 7:57 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a dire warning for ye heart mateys! Them fancy heart valve swaps may raise yer chance o' a thunderous stroke, but fret not, for it be just for a measly 2 years. Arrr!
January 11, 2024, 7:03 am
Arrr! Yarrr, these magic mushrooms be helpin' cancer-ridden mates wit' their sadness! Aye, the therapy be workin' wonders fer 'em, liftin' their spirits like a fine gust o' wind fillin' the sails. Yo ho ho, keep yer chin up, me hearties!
January 11, 2024, 5:03 am
Yarrr, me hearties! The young scallywags who outlast their kin might be facin' a perilous fate of stroke, coronary heart disease, or even a thunderin' heart attack. Beware, ye landlubbers! The news be brought by Medscape Medical News.
January 11, 2024, 2:07 am
Arrr, me mateys! Aye, it be said that knowin' if ye be vaccinated can help them shipshape doctors guess how likely ye be to sail into danger with that fancy-soundin' cervical intraepithelial neoplasia grade 2. Yo-ho-ho!
January 11, 2024, 1:53 am
Arr, these fine skippers they be, these dermatologists, aye! They be givin' patients the knowledge and might to make wise choices and find treatments that truly be makin' a difference, says the ol' scroll called Medscape Medical News. Har har!
January 10, 2024, 11:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis said that this Myo-inositol be one o' them fancy supplements that can lend a hand to those scurvy dogs with acne, as them experts revealed at some grand dermatology gathering. Yo ho ho! <i>MDedge News</i> be spillin' the beans!
January 10, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr! Be it true, me hearties! New research hath uncovered that near 60% o' them sea dogs who served as panel and task force members fer the 2022 text revision of the DSM-5 be havin' received a mighty sum o' $14 million in industry booty! Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be the source, ye scurvy dogs!
January 10, 2024, 3:55 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' that the scurvy dogs over in India and Tanzania be testin' a wee bit o' calcium dose. Turns out, 'twas but a third of what the fancy World Health Organization be recommendin', but still be workin' just fine! Yo ho ho!
January 10, 2024, 12:01 pm
Arr! The maker of the elixir, zolbetuximab, claims to be parleying with the FDA to tackle the troubles. Avast, me hearties, hold yer breath for more updates!
January 10, 2024, 9:58 am
Arrr! A be a study that be findin' more plunderin' o' invasive procedures an' troubles after yearli' lung cancer screenings than what be known afore. Yo ho ho! - Medscape Medical News
January 10, 2024, 9:07 am
Arr, the scurvy deaths be not caused by the mystical allogeneic stem cell–derived potion VX-880, sayeth the company. Yo ho ho, says the Medscape Medical News.
January 10, 2024, 5:49 am
Arr, mateys! This here IcoSema be a mighty fine concoction, blendin' the powers o' fixed-ratio once-weekly insulin icodec with semaglutide! Weighin' it against the daily glargine + aspart, it proved just as dandy! Yo ho ho, cheers to Medscape Medical News for sharin' the tale!
January 10, 2024, 5:41 am
Arrr, me mateys! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Axial spondyloarthritis be a foul curse, makin' yer back ache like the devil's fury! But beware, there be other ailments sailin' alongside, needin' treatment too, or ye'll be walkin' the plank, ye scallywags!
January 10, 2024, 3:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! These new reckonings be tellin' us that these fancy food-as-medicine schemes don't be helpin' ye with yer high blood sugar! Arrr, seems like all that hype be nothin' but a load o' bilge!
January 10, 2024, 1:28 am
Arrr, ye be seein' a mighty challenge for clinics that be offerin' trans care, mateys! Obtainin' malpractice insurance on the commercial marketplace be like tryin' to find buried treasure in a stormy sea. Aye, tis a quiet barrier indeed.
January 10, 2024, 12:54 am
Arrrr, a mighty retrospectin' tale be told, me hearties! It be revealin' the first reckonin' o' how many souls, partakin' in upper endoscopy durin' treatments fer diabetes and obesity, be havin' their lungs filled with the treacherous drink known as pulmonary aspiration. Sail on, Medscape Medical News!
January 9, 2024, 4:30 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ye be hearin' of a grand invention called NM-101, crafted by the good lads at Terran Biosciences! It be a mighty cloud-based software that can decipher them fancy neuromelanin-sensitive MRI scans, helpin' with the identification of me hearties sufferin' from neurodegenerative diseases. Yo ho ho!
January 9, 2024, 12:53 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' the seven seas! These fine concoctions, nay just for the sugar sickness, be tellin' tales o' protectin' against the dreaded acute kidney disease. Aye, but alas, only a scurvy few be usin' 'em for that purpose. Sail on, Medscape Medical News!
January 9, 2024, 10:15 am
Arrr, the World Health Organization (WHO) be sayin' it be havin' to scuttle a mission to bring healin' supplies to northern Gaza. The blasted landlubbers there be refusin' to provide proper security! Aye, it be a grim tale indeed.
January 9, 2024, 6:11 am
Arr, the number o' landlubbers sailin' to the emergency room with their wits all a-scatter be risin' by a mighty 15%, mateys! A grand study revealed this tidin' durin' the cursed COVID-19 times. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale, arr!
January 9, 2024, 5:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis been discovered that sailin' alone on the vast sea o' loneliness, drinkin' grog like a true scallywag, and lackin' in the mighty vitamin D can lead to young-onset dementia. No more swashbucklin' for ye, me mateys!
January 9, 2024, 5:11 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Local treatment for advanced prostate cancer be bringin' a mighty burden of persistent ill effects, far worse than nonlocal therapy alone! Avast, says Medscape Medical News!
January 9, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The latest news be tellin' of new guidelines on keepin' ye body temperature in check and performin' somethin' called percutaneous coronary angiography when yer ol' ticker stops. Avast! It be important, me mateys!
January 9, 2024, 3:52 am
Arrr! Avast, me hearties! Listen ye well to this here tale from the Medscape Medical News, lest ye be scurvy dogs!
January 9, 2024, 12:05 am
Arrr, mateys! A newfangled study be claimin' that takin' care o' yer teeth could help keep yer noggin shipshape! Tis a fine notion, says I, and worth investigatin' fer keepin' our brains smart as a scallywag's sword. Aye, me hearties!
January 8, 2024, 9:59 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Tandem Diabetes Care be makin' history, as their t:slim X2 insulin pump becometh the first to join forces with Abbott's FreeStyle Libre 2 Plus Sensor for ye landlubbers in the great US o' A! Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye this here tale!
January 8, 2024, 8:57 am
Arr, the scurvy results be showin' where we can be stoppin' troubles afore they happen, say the scholars. Aye, 'tis what be written by the good folks at Medscape Medical News.
January 8, 2024, 8:31 am
Arrr, the savvy researchers be usin' a fancy optical diffusion technology in a cheap portable contraption to measure the wee microvascular blood flow in human skin. And, by Davy Jones' locker, they be showin' it can help detect diabetic neuropathy early on! Shiver me timbers!
January 8, 2024, 7:16 am
Avast ye! Methinks these Sodium-glucose cotransporter-2 inhibitors be not meant to cure the likes o' gout, lupus, or lupus nephritis, but some scurvy doctors be spyin' some signs of good they may bring to these afflictions! Arrrr!
January 8, 2024, 4:55 am
Avast ye scallywags! If ye be lookin' to shed some weight, aye, ye can be restrictin' yer energy intake from time to time. 'Tis said to quiet yer noggin's cravings and spice up the diversity of critters in yer gut. Arrr!
January 8, 2024, 4:43 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale told that Asian and Hispanic mates be havin' a better shot at survivin' than the White and Black scallywags. Shiver me timbers! Methinks 'tis worth ponderin'. Ahoy, Medscape Medical News!
January 8, 2024, 4:33 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! News be sailin' the seas! Aye, 'tis been discovered that a quick TMS can enhance one's ability to be mesmerized! This be great news for the world o' therapeutic hypnosis! More souls can now partake in its benefits! Yo ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
January 8, 2024, 1:46 am
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! The use of ibogaine, a mystical substance, be bringin' about a wondrous change in those sufferin' from severe disability and troubled minds due to a blow to the noggin. Aye, the early signs be showin' a remarkable improvement, me hearties! Yo ho ho!
January 5, 2024, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! They be sayin' that the magical ointment shall be ready for purchase come the second half of 2024, mark me words! Aye, 'tis what Medscape Medical News be tellin' us!
January 5, 2024, 4:27 pm
On Thursday, Eli Lilly set sail on a grand quest, unveiling its portal straight to the patient. They be offerin' their obesity potions, along with remedies for the cursed diabetes and throbbin' migraines. Avast, me hearties, the treasure trove of healing be at yer fingertips!
January 5, 2024, 9:08 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis no simple code to decipher for men who'd rather spy on their blasted prostate cancers than seek treatment, arrr!
January 5, 2024, 8:37 am
Arr, mateys! Be ye listenin'? 'Tis a tale of good news, me hearties! Despite the scurrilous rumors, me studies reveal that the insulin spikes after grubbin' be bringin' blessings, not curses. Yo ho ho, says Medscape Medical News!
January 5, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr! A recent scroll be claimin' GLP-1 agonists be havin' ties to baldness, breathin' in stuff durin' cuttin' open, and even thoughts o' takin' one's own life. Blimey! WebMD Health News be sharin' this tale.
January 5, 2024, 6:42 am
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! After a stroke, the dreaded poststroke depression becometh a common blight. But fear not! Two fresh studies now shed light on its devilish workings, pointin' the way for future targets o' treatment. Yo-ho-ho!
January 5, 2024, 4:37 am
Arr matey! Them paramagnetic seeds be mighty handy for findin' them breast tumors, like guidewires they be! But we still be ponderin' if the booty we pay fer 'em be worth the treasure we reap.
January 5, 2024, 4:34 am
Arrr! 'Tis a jolly good news, mateys! The world's heave-ho first transplantation of aortic and pulmonary valves into a wee neonate be a triumph! Those valves be growin' and workin' just fine, arrr! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
January 5, 2024, 4:25 am
Arr, 'tis a tale o' woe! Near half o' them scallywags with the burning red cheeks be sayin' their cursed rosacea be gettin' worse whilst carryin' a wee pirate in their bellies. Aye, 'tis no easy sailin' for these lasses!
January 5, 2024, 4:23 am
Arrr, Cap'n David Rosmarin be spyin' on them fancy biologics, seekin' to strike down the vile interleukin-4 and other receptors. Avast, the MDedge News be tellin' ye the tale!
January 4, 2024, 9:31 am
Arrr! A bewilderin' demand for prior authorization 'twas given, leavin' a poor oncologist's patient sufferin' in agonizin' pain all through the cursed weekend. Blimey!
January 4, 2024, 6:59 am
Arr, out of the 52 fresh potions sanctioned o'er the past decade, only 21% be deemed as first in class! But methinks we be needin' more breakthroughs for the cursed pox that plague our hides, as them fancy authors be sayin'. Yo ho ho!
January 4, 2024, 6:57 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! Shiver me timbers! Swallowin' more of those fancy second-generation antipsychotic potions be raisin' the chances of meetin' Davy Jones' locker for youngins aged 18-24, says a grand ol' study. Yo ho ho!
January 4, 2024, 6:54 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Eli Lilly and Co be launchin' a site fer ye to directly order from the drugmaker, includin' their weight-loss medicine Zepbound. And by Davy Jones' locker, ye can even connect with other folks! Yo ho ho, the world be changin'!
January 3, 2024, 10:45 am
Avast ye! In a land far away, where the scurvy-ridden folks be sufferin' from a lack o' healthcare, the noble government be pourin' gold and focus to help recruit more healers. Arrr, mateys!
January 3, 2024, 6:53 am
Arrr! The remedies may lessen or obliterate weight-concerned troubles in wee ones, but be scarce, and them blasted insurers be refusing to pay, declare these shipshape peddlers of pint-sized patients.
January 3, 2024, 6:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! The employment of standardized, shared AI training data could enhance the proficiency of novel machine learning algorithms to a greater extent, methinks! Avast, ye scallywags at Medscape Medical News!
January 3, 2024, 6:36 am
Arrr! The fancy sleep data be sayin' that keepin' an eye on them pesky disruptions might be a way to chart the troubles with blood pressure in young landlubbers. Aye, that be from Medscape Medical News, matey!
January 3, 2024, 5:01 am
Arrr, mateys! The bygone year hath seen grand shifts in the rules of bein' cautious 'gainst anxiety, the dreaded HIV, and the scurvy RSV! Not to forget the fresh codes o' conduct fer mendin' the hearts plagued by atrial fibrillation. Avast, ye landlubbers! <i>MDedge News</i> be tellin' the tale.
January 3, 2024, 3:38 am
Arr, me hearties! A fancy contraption o' the digital kind might just be th' answer to yer pelvic floor troubles, me mateys! It be easier on yer purse and more convenient, says Medscape Medical News. Hoist the anchor and give it a whirl, ye scallywags!
January 3, 2024, 2:24 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the latest news from the shores of MDedge! Gather 'round, me hearties, and listen well. The tale be short and sweet, just like a lass's kiss. So set yer eyes on the written word, and let it tickle yer funny bone, arr!
January 3, 2024, 1:25 am
Avast ye mateys! Instead o' usin' a scurvy one-size-fits-all method, keepin' a weather eye out fer cancer comin' back after savin' yer fertility from the clutches o' cervical cancer surgery can be custom-made based on testin' fer HPV and cytology. Yo ho ho!
January 2, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, as the scurvy-infested sea dogs known as medical credit cards be under the watchful eye of the federal scallywags for their treacherous terms that add to the debt of poor patients, the wise doctors ponder the advantages and disadvantages, me hearties.
January 2, 2024, 4:19 am
Arrr, the INSPIRES trial has brought forth new data that be sayin' dual antiplatelet therapy started within 72 hours after a stroke be cuttin' the risk for yet another stroke. But beware, me hearties, for it also brings an increased risk of bleedin'! Yo ho ho, says Medscape Medical News.
January 2, 2024, 3:45 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The cursed ailment known as hypochondriasis be connected to a mighty 84% higher chance of meetin' Davy Jones' locker, and a four times greater risk o' takin' a one-way trip to Davey Jones' locker by yer own hand! Shiver me timbers! New research be showin' this, ye landlubbers!
January 2, 2024, 3:34 am
Yarrr! Tis be sayin' that the cursed Helicobacter pylori be bringin' an 11% hike in danger, but a wise matey be advisin' to go easy on believin' such claims. Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 29, 2023, 12:35 pm
Arrr! The clues be jumbled, but tis said that employin' AI gadgets durin' a colonoscopy shall aid all scurvy endoscopists, especially as the technology be polished in the future. Yo ho ho!
December 29, 2023, 10:05 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them grown-up lubbers sufferin' from AD be facin' a mighty perilous journey. Aye, the risk be higher fer 'em to catch sight ailments like conjunctivitis and keratitis. Arrr, be careful with yer peepers, ye landlubbers!
December 29, 2023, 8:49 am
Arr, matey! 'Tis said that poppin' nitrate pills through yer gob might be a fine way to mend yer heart, especially if ye be sailin' in a treacherous sea o' health risks. Avast! Medscape Medical News be spreadin' this hear tale.
December 29, 2023, 8:16 am
Arrr! Me hearties, word be spreadin' that Pfizer, Sanofi, and Takeda be plannin' to heave up the prices o' 500 drugs in the United States come January! Aye, ye heard me right, me mateys! This news comes from the scurvy dogs at Reuters Health Information!
December 29, 2023, 1:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail on a voyage to test ChatGPT's knowledge on savin' souls from Davy Jones' locker, answerin' questions from survivors, their kin, and landlubbers. Arr, it be accurate, but beware its limitations! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 29, 2023, 12:24 am
Arrr, mateys! The good ol' study be showin' that this fancy HEART pathway, fitted with high-sensitivity troponin, be outshinin' the regular troponin in checkin' a scallywag's chest pain. It be spot-on at findin' a heart attack, savin' many a soul! Yo ho ho! Savvy?
December 28, 2023, 2:52 pm
Arr! A fancy brain imaging study be showin' that ye scurvy dogs who partake in regular bouts of hearty physical activity have bigger brain volumes! Aye, it seems that exercise be protectin' yer noggin, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News
December 28, 2023, 2:00 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! A recent analysis be sayin' that with them electronic patient portals, patients be layin' their eyes on their test results quicker 'n more oft afore their clinician. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
December 28, 2023, 12:43 pm
Yarr! Mixin' chemotherapy with endocrine therapy for lasses with ER-positive, HER2-negative invasive lobular carcinoma be not boostin' their chances of survival, says Medscape Medical News.
December 28, 2023, 11:58 am
Arr, mateys! The scurvy dogs at the CDC be sharin' news that the rates o' suicide in the US have surged mightily over the last two score! Aye, the American Indian/Alaska Native folks and the White buccaneers be sufferin' the most. Yo ho ho!
December 28, 2023, 11:28 am
"Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! I be tellin' ye, this here study be provin' that zappin' the noggin with electricity actually be helpin' them poor souls with forgetful minds. Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, me hearties!"
December 28, 2023, 11:21 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A vile infection called Helicobacter pylori be linked to a wee bit higher risk of catchin' the dreaded Alzheimer's disease, according to newfangled research. Avast, that be some worryin' news indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
December 28, 2023, 11:07 am
Arrr! Mateys, newfangled research be sayin' that slicin' open yer skull after a good knock be not doin' ye any favors! 'Tis like a cursed curse on yer recovery and thinkin' abilities, says the scribes at Medscape Medical News. Ahoy!
December 28, 2023, 5:57 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be listenin'! Elafibranor be a mighty remedy, showin' grand improvements in ye cholestasis. Them biochemical indicators be dancin' like jolly pirates, leavin' the placebo in Davy Jones' locker. Savvy?
December 28, 2023, 3:52 am
Arrr! The first reckonin' o' the grand phase 3 trial be in! It be showin' aficamten, the mystical cardiac myosin inhibitor, be bringin' good fortune to them sufferin' from obstructive hypertrophic cardiomyopathy! Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 28, 2023, 3:20 am
Avast ye! Yonder California and Texas healers may be qualified for Public Service Loan Pardoning with newfangled rules. But beware ye, mateys! A swift action be needed by December 31, lest ye be left stranded in the sea of debt. Medscape Medical News, arrr!
December 28, 2023, 2:42 am
Avast ye matey! After much study, 'tis been discovered that the use of benzos in the early stages o' pregnancy raises the chances o' a miscarriage. But fear not, for the wise doctors do say that ye must consider the possible gains before ye decide t' take such remedies. Arrr!
December 27, 2023, 1:07 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Avast! The Barostim neuromodulation system be now fit fer them hearties sailin' in NYHA class III or class II HF, despite them fancy medical therapies. But mind ye, mateys, yer LVEF must be ≤ 35% an' NT-proBNP be low. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
December 27, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis be true, only them low-carbohydrate victuals that be favorin' fine protein, fat, 'n whole grain vittles from plants be keepin' ye from gainin' extra pounds. Yo ho ho!
December 27, 2023, 8:59 am
Arrr! Me hearties with chest afflictions may befit to partake in these experimental trials. Avast! Readeth 'Medscape Medical News' for more.
December 27, 2023, 8:37 am
Avast ye, me hearties! When them scurvy insurers pay less than the agreed rate, 'tis a mighty blow to a practice's coffers. Fear not, I'll show ye how to reclaim yer rightful booty. Arrr!
December 27, 2023, 7:37 am
Aye, me hearties! Them lads and lasses who've cast aside the vile habit of puffin' smoke can cut down their chances of croakin' from a broken heart by a whopping 100%, scallywag! They also be slashin' their risk of dyin' from the dread pirate cancer by 93%, and the risk of wheezin' their last breath away by 97%. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 27, 2023, 3:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! This new law be aimin' to keep them fancy AI contraptions safe in Europe! It be makin' sure that democracy and rights be respected, and that companies be gettin' the most booty from this here technology! Yo ho ho!
December 26, 2023, 6:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here study be sayin' that if ye be addin' some jolly ol' family plannin' discussions to yer medical learnin', and makin' a work environ where ye get all the support ye need, it could be mighty helpful, says them fancy study authors. Yo ho ho!
December 26, 2023, 5:14 am
Thar be a telltale sign, mateys! Melanoma histopathology foretold which scallywags be apt to suffer from immune-related troubles whilst takin' checkpoint inhibitors. Arrr, Medscape Medical News be spillin' th' beans!
December 26, 2023, 3:53 am
Arrr, the discovery of new potions be alterin' the peril-to-gain measure fer stickin' ICD gizmos in folks with a mighty bad heart pump after a seizure. - Medscape Medical News
December 26, 2023, 1:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swift surge in injectin' hyaluronic acid and Botox in our skins be bringin' more troubles along the way. Watch out, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be warnin' us!
December 26, 2023, 12:33 am
Yarr! Me hearties, scurvy purveyors o' coupon sites be sellin' weigh' loss programs wit' blended semaglutide an' tirzepatide. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the tale!
December 22, 2023, 10:54 am
Arrr, ye scurvy researchers be sayin' that we need more of this opioid agonist therapy in the hospitals! Looks like we need to be puttin' in some extra effort to spread the word and get this intervention goin' in the acute care settings, me hearties! Yo ho ho!
December 22, 2023, 10:26 am
Arrr! The European Food Safety Authority be settin' a new level for safe guzzlin' o' the sweetener, mateys! But don't ye be forgettin', a warnin' label be still needed! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 22, 2023, 10:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! The US Food and Drug Administration be warnin' ye that these gadgets be bringin' ye closer to Davy Jones' locker! Yet, they be keepin' 'em around for now, so ye can still take yer chances. Avast, ye scurvy knaves! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 22, 2023, 8:21 am
Yarrr! A scurvy analysis reveals that scallywags who swagger with a swift gait are 24% less likely to be plagued with the dreadful curse of type 2 diabetes, while them lazy landlubbers be left to suffer. Savvy?
December 22, 2023, 4:26 am
Whilst many a lass be sufferin' from a lack o' intimacy, they be keepin' mum 'bout it, arrr! Aye, 'tis a problem o' the sea that be affectin' their livelihood! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' tales, me hearties!
December 22, 2023, 3:32 am
Avast ye scallywags! Yonder study be tellin' us that more lasses be usin' medicines while carryin' wee ones, especially in the States. But beware, me hearties, for though the chance o' birth defects be small, there be still some drawbacks. Yo ho ho!
December 22, 2023, 2:40 am
Avast ye! Mateys with kidney stones be havin' changes in their belly and wee microbiota, different from those without. Arrr!
December 22, 2023, 1:25 am
Arrr! The scallywag primary care clinicians be key in helpin' mateys with substance abuse disorders find the path to long-term recoverrry from their wicked addiction, by keepin' a keen eye on 'em during frequent checkup visits. Yo ho ho!
December 21, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! The FDA be sayin' nay to Clene Nanomedicine's quest for swift approval o' their fancy experimental drug for the cursed disease known as ALS. They be claimin' the evidence be as scarce as a buried treasure. Shiver me timbers!
December 21, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Be ye hearin' this jolly tale? The scurvy dogs be sellin' their fancy e-cigars to wee lads and lasses, even though the law of California be sayin' nay. Ahoy, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
December 21, 2023, 9:17 am
Thar be signs o' hope, me hearties! The scallywag preclinical and early clinical reckonin' be showin' that GLP-1 receptor agonist therapy may have a role in curin' the cursed alcohol use disorder. Splice the mainbrace! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 21, 2023, 8:57 am
Arr! For a span of 2 years, one San Diego medical crew demanded their shipmates, those physicians, to abandon ship upon reachin' the tender age of 75. Yo ho ho!
December 21, 2023, 2:53 am
Tales of constant agony, scurvy cures, and the blasted insurance scallywags plague many a soul stricken with rheumatoid arthritis. But fear not me hearties, for precision medicine be a beacon of hope on the horizon! Arrr!
December 21, 2023, 1:09 am
Avast ye mateys! Behold, I bring ye tidings of the latest intel from five phase 3 trials unveiled at SABCS 2023. Aye, this news be from Medscape Medical News, yarrr!
December 21, 2023, 12:53 am
Arrr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Takin' the measure o' serum hormone concentrations in postmenopausal lasses at high risk fer developin' BC may help us scallywags identify them most likely to find relief from preventin' treatment with an aromatase inhibitor. <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 21, 2023, 12:14 am
Arr, me hearties! JN.1 be sailin' alongside its kin, BA.2.86, but by the powers! It be growin' like a kraken in the last four weeks, so the WHO decided to give it a ship of its very own. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 20, 2023, 12:22 pm
Arr! Avast ye mateys! Aft'r abolishin' th' mandatory trainin' fer scrawlin' buprenorphine prescriptions, them fancy scrolls fer that drug did decrease th' followin' year, says newfangled research. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 20, 2023, 8:32 am
Arr, the mateys of cardiology be sheddin' tears for the loss of their esteemed member, a true legend in both the realms of research and clinical prowess. Aye, the seas of medicine be forever changed. Yo ho ho!
December 20, 2023, 7:49 am
Arr, a newfangled study be contributin' to th' swellin' pile o' proof castin' doubt on th' notion o' categorizin' folks by race fer medical measures. Avast!
December 20, 2023, 6:46 am
Arr, matey! A fancy new contraption o' deep-learning has outshined an old-fashioned risk score in predictin' who be kickin' the bucket after surgery. Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
December 20, 2023, 6:15 am
Arr, a peculiar method be havin' a positive effect on general health scores, but alas, tis with a scurvy 14% complication rate. Avast ye, me hearties!
December 20, 2023, 4:45 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, them fancy clinicians be sayin' that when they be seein' wee ones with MIS-C, they ought to think 'bout obesity bein' a matey in the mix. Aye, this be what them researchers be sayin'! Yo ho ho!
December 20, 2023, 4:08 am
Yarr! The swashbucklin' clinicians be doubting the group's fancy ways, but the Lown Institute, who be makin' the report, be stickin' to their methods and conclusions, matey!
December 20, 2023, 3:42 am
Arrr! Avast ye, scallywags! A grand study, never afore seen, might just lead us to findin' a newfangled way o' curin' infectious diseases by usin' the power o' the microbiome. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be sharin' the tale, mateys!
December 20, 2023, 3:23 am
"Arrr, me hearties! Listen here, ye scallywags! Lasses havin' their hearts tended to with shorter dual antiplatelet therapy fare just as well as lads, even though they be takin' a higher risk from the start. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
December 19, 2023, 4:53 pm
Ahoy mateys! Tidings from a mighty US voyage! A grand study reveals equal precision, but superior discernment of ill shipmates at all stages o' their maladies. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 19, 2023, 1:39 pm
Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe it, but scurvy infections, blasted cardiopulmonary disease, and those cursed second cancers be taking down even the toughest swashbucklers in the CAR T-cell therapy trials! Ahoy! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 19, 2023, 1:04 pm
Arr, the study delved into the landlubbers who be takin' weekly injections of tirzepatide, the mystical concoction found in Eli Lilly and Co.'s Zepbound. Aye, they be explorin' the secrets of this elixir! Savvy? <i>WebMD Health News</i>
December 19, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr, the famous scurvy-ridden scallywag, Dr Martin J. Blaser, be sharin' his thoughts on the most promisin' uses o' the microbiome, along with the need for some proper clinical trials, me hearties! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
December 19, 2023, 9:08 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the medical realm, be ready for more than mere strokes, heart sieges, shattered hips, and drunkenness upon ye watch this yuletide! <br> <i>Medscape News UK</i>
December 19, 2023, 8:32 am
The scurvy effects be more profound in landlubbers with a stout belly and a touch of the sugar sickness. Arrr, says Medscape Medical News, matey!
December 19, 2023, 8:19 am
Yarrr! Avast ye mateys! 'Tis bein' said that only a wee few o' them scurvy immigrants sailin' to Canada carry the cursed tuberculosis, caught in the last 2 years when the danger o' it developin' into a full-blown disease be at its fiercest! Arrr, the news be from Medscape Medical!
December 19, 2023, 5:02 am
Yarrr, me mateys! By 2030, reckon thar be a shortage o' pint-sized joint doctors in the good ol' United States. Demand be sailin' high like a feisty sea breeze, exceedin' supply by a hearty 77%. Savvy?
December 19, 2023, 3:53 am
Arr! Yonder test be sayin' that directin' prednisolone at blood eosinophils might be a decent choice to lessen the use o' glucocorticoids in them COPD landlubbers. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 19, 2023, 3:25 am
Arrr, these placebo-controlled trials, me hearties, be not enough to decide what medicines be available in the EU! It be like askin' a landlubber to walk the plank. Shiver me timbers, we need better ways to decide our destiny!
December 19, 2023, 2:54 am
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs with the sugar disease be crowdin' the ship's infirmary! Since 2012, visits by grown-up landlubbers with diabetes have risen by over 25%, with the darkest-skinned and oldest buccaneers sufferin' the most. Yo ho ho! - <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 18, 2023, 5:47 pm
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis been discovered in a recent tale that if ye be takin' a break from yer CGRP monoclonal antibody, ye may see a lower response rate. Fear not, me hearties! Switchin' to a different mAb might just be the solution to this ill fate. Yo ho ho!
December 18, 2023, 4:05 pm
Arrr, mateys! Thar be a greater danger o' hyponatremia with them thiazide drugs for ye older landlubbers and them scallywags with ailments. Beware, says the Medscape Medical News!
December 18, 2023, 4:04 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! News be tellin' that the labels fer bempedoic acid 'n bempedoic acid/ezetimibe do be changin'! They be sayin' they can now treat primary hyperlipidemia without needin' the strongest statin ye can bear, 'n they be takin' away the words about it affectin' yer mortality. Arrr! Medscape Medical News be the bearer o' this here message!
December 18, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in the roflumilast band be showin' grand improvements in all them secondary endpoints, like itchin', scalin', and erythema. Aye, 'tis good news, says the MDedge News!
December 18, 2023, 11:34 am
Avast ye, mateys! If ye be usin' one o' them fancy AI-assisted stethoscopes in yer abode, it could make diagnosin' the wheezy lung disease o' asthma as easy as navigatin' the seven seas! These scurvy researchers reckon it might even help ye keep tabs on yer asthma. Arrr, the future be lookin' bright!
December 18, 2023, 11:11 am
Arr, the scurvy outbreak o' mpox in the Democratic Republic o' the Congo be causin' health and travel advisories, with them savvy clinicians keepin' a weather eye fer new cases. Avast, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
December 18, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr, matey! Thar be news from the high seas! A new concoction hath been given the nod as a fine substitute for that first-line chemotherapy. 'Tis a grand alternative, says the good folk at Medscape Medical News. Shiver me timbers!
December 18, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, the newfangled method be treatin' and amendin' those stem cells of ye patients afore puttin' 'em back in their bodies. Aye, 'tis a jolly therapy, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the word.
December 18, 2023, 5:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that lasses who've had the ol' bariatric surgery gained less weight when carryin' a wee one than their mates with similar BMIs but without such a history. A grand study it be! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
December 18, 2023, 5:08 am
Arr, 'tis a curious tale! Out o' all the fancy new thyroid ultrasounds done at a grand tertiary care place, only a measly quarter spotted them pesky nodules that be needin' a poke, while a hearty 40% found nary a one! Aye, strange times indeed!
December 18, 2023, 3:33 am
Arr! Wise seafarers be advisin' thorough searchin' on account of perilous worries and uncertainties. They favor the use of naloxone as the foremost remedy. Medscape Medical News, yo ho ho!
December 18, 2023, 3:27 am
Avast ye mateys! By usin' these fancy electrodes, the art of subhairline EEG be improvin' the scurvy stroke detection and speedin' up the time to treatment for them pesky anterior circulation large vessel occlusion strokes. Arrr!
December 15, 2023, 5:27 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywag union of 1500 landlubber doctors 'n fellows at Stanford Health Care in California done come to a jolly agreement with the health system, mark me words! Yo ho ho!
December 15, 2023, 4:16 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis be the first cure for wee scallywags with itchy skin, the dreaded atopic dermatitis! 'Tis a special potion that be fightin' the nasty IL-13 cytokine. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be sharin' the good news, savvy?
December 15, 2023, 2:32 pm
In th' skirmish 'gainst corpulence, one vital organ be neglected fer far too long. Arr!
December 15, 2023, 1:34 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Sailin' the treacherous seas o' life, it be known that pregnancy after the treacherous breast cancer may be safe for most, but for us BRCA carriers, thar be little data to guide us. Arrr!
December 15, 2023, 11:05 am
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Come 2024, ye landlubbers better prepare yer peepers, for a magical contraption will be on the market. This here gizmo, a mystical intracameral implant, shall release travoprost into yer eye to bring down the blasted pressure. Mark me words, 'tis a sight for sore eyes! Yo ho ho!
December 15, 2023, 10:45 am
Arr, me hearties! Listen ye well! A curious study be claimin' that the sounds of rock music be mighty helpful for our mates with type 1 diabetes. It seems that these tunes can make their insulin flow faster, thanks to some fancy tinkerin' with their cells and speakers! Yo ho ho!
December 15, 2023, 10:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed work o' shifting be tied to a multitude o' sleep ailments, like the dreaded insomnia and the scallywag sleep-related breathin' troubles. 'Tis a dire situation, especially for them landlubbers who toil through the dark hours. Avast, says the Medscape Medical News!
December 15, 2023, 7:49 am
Arrr, belzutifan be granted FDA approval, makin' it the first weapon known to tackle renal cell carcinoma that's fought through checkpoint inhibition and a VEGF-TKI. Sailin' forward with progress, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 14, 2023, 4:12 pm
Arrr, a study be sayin' that patients with transplant-unworthy multiple myeloma fare better with the likes of daratumumab compared to bortezomib. Aye, mateys, it seems ye shall be needin' this news from the Medscape Medical News!
December 14, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arr, a bunch o' mateys with the nasty itch o' moderate to severe atopic dermatitis (AD) couldn't find relief even after a year o' tryin' different treatments. Seems like there be some stubbornness in the way o' healin', aye! <i>Avast, MDedge News!</i>
December 14, 2023, 3:40 pm
Arrr, matey! Some reckonin' be claimin' that a wee bit o' grog be good for the ol' ticker, but now there be word that the situation be more twisted than we thought. Avast, Medscape Medical News!
December 14, 2023, 3:27 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! With a plethora o' potions at hand, the goodly doctors must ponder the merits and perils of each elixir to chart a course for the patient's welfare. Arrr!
December 14, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, 'tis a puzzle to connect a hearty 'arrr' with this GERD affliction, even if the scurvy patient be diagnosed with it! Methinks the sea be full of unanswered questions! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 13, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arrr, 'tis be believed that a scurvy-ridden 5%-10% o' mateys with RA may suffer from a nasty condition called ILD. But alas, we be lackin' solid data on how to best be foreseein' which o' these poor souls be facin' the greatest danger o' RA-associated ILD.
December 13, 2023, 5:11 pm
Yarrr! Avast, me hearties! Aye, a newfangled device be claimin' to be more adept at spyin' signs o' valvular heart disease than yer regular ol' stethoscope in the grip o' a landlubber doctor. Shiver me timbers! Aye, the study be sayin' so, says the Medscape Medical News.
December 13, 2023, 4:37 pm
Arr, me hearties! Aye, the use of Aspirin might be a boon for them suffering from a swollen belly vessel, known as abdominal aortic aneurysms. Tis be suggestin' from observations that it can slow down the growth and progression, with no ill effects. Yo ho ho!
December 13, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arr matey! The US Preventive Services Task Force be sayin' that when a wee scallywag has a plump figure, ye should be takin' some actions to set 'em straight. Avast! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
December 13, 2023, 11:27 am
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! News be reachin' me ears that the use o' them cursed cigarettes be on the decline, as per a newly discovered study. Sail on, me hearties!
December 13, 2023, 11:08 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Methinks ye shall find good tidings! The refurbishin' of ancient potions into novel concoctions that be kinder to yer visage, along with the chance to sport creams mixed with various remedies, should better yer acne woes. Yo ho ho!
December 13, 2023, 8:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. Supreme Court, in the year 2022, be swabbin' the decks by puttin' an end to their reckonin' of a constitutional right to abortion. But now, they be hearin' out President Joe Biden's crew as they make a bid. Ahoy!
December 13, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Word be spreadin' that some fancy-pants experts be claimin' that makin' changes to the ways them doctor folks be treatin' lady parts can help us get rid o' waste, whilst keepin' the patients in good shape. Arrr, what a tale!
December 12, 2023, 5:45 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis said that fixin' the leaky valve with some fancy contraption be helpin' the sickly landlubbers feel better. Yet, alas! Many be still kickin' the bucket. Aye, 'tis a harsh reality, me hearties! Savvy?
December 12, 2023, 4:03 pm
Avast! Them scurvy dogs with severe acne be deemed less comely, less fit fer companionship, and less like to be recruited fer gainful employment compared to them without such affliction. Arrr!
December 12, 2023, 3:54 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis found that even young lads with a portly figure and no sugar sickness be at a greater peril o' catchin' ye dreaded CKD. Heed this warnin', me hearties! Yo-ho-ho!
December 12, 2023, 3:22 pm
Arrr, mateys! This here research be tellin' us that usin' a fine four-drug combo, includin' a monoclonal antibody, proteasome inhibitor, immunomodulatory drug, and steroids, be way better than a measly three-drug combo. Shiver me timbers!
December 12, 2023, 11:44 am
Arrr! Fer patients sufferin' from a relapsed DLBCL in a complete remission, usin' auto-HCT be bringin' ye a lower rate o' relapse/progression, and a lengthier progression-free survival than that fancy CAR T therapy. Avast! <i>MDedge News</i>
December 12, 2023, 11:09 am
Arrr! A recent study be sayin' that a jolly good exercise program be boostin' yer thinkin' scores and savin' ye doubloons. But alas, it be havin' limited effects on yer health-related quality of life, matey! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 12, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, ye be speakin' of a troublesome condition known as PPP, a foul beast of pustular psoriasis that be resistin' all forms o' treatment. And it be said that the remedies for palmoplantar plaque psoriasis with pustules be as disappointin' as them scurvy sea dogs!
December 12, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr, mateys! A fancy Swiss study, though improved from older scallywag research, be naught but a mere kindling for wild guesses. Yo ho ho!
December 12, 2023, 5:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be claimin' that migraines be a lady's ailment, but truth be told, it be no easy task to figure out how many ladies and gents be sufferin' from it. Avast, ye landlubbers! That be the word from Medscape Medical News.
December 12, 2023, 4:30 am
Avast ye, mateys! The American Diabetes Association be makin' changes to their Standards o' Care for 2024. They be addin' new ways to test ye for the scurvy disease, as well as advisin' ye on how to battle the evil obesity monster. Arrr, it be all in the Medscape Medical News, ye landlubbers!
December 11, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arrr, the FDA be givin' the nod to two fancy renal denervation systems for treatin' hypertension! Now the experts be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out which landlubbers will be the lucky ones to get the fancy treatment first. Yo ho ho!
December 11, 2023, 5:18 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the elderly lads and lasses plagued with the cursed epilepsy, defyin' all efforts to be cured by them fancy antiseizure potions, may find solace in this peculiar diet. Arrr, 'tis worth a shot, methinks!
December 11, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arrr, these CAR T cells be havin' side effects that be reachin' far and wide, me hearties! They be messin' with yer whole system, even yer noggin! And that antibody teclistamab, it be raisin' the risk o' infections, makin' ye vulnerable like a lily-livered landlubber! <i>Yarrr! Medscape Medical News</i>
December 11, 2023, 4:33 pm
Harvard scallywags be raisin' a quarrel 'gainst the tale spun by hospitals and doctors. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' ye this tale.
December 11, 2023, 11:14 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a grand sight me eyes did behold! The biggest leap be found amidst patients deemed peculiar, like lads and wee lads sailin' through their teenage years. Arrr!
December 11, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that mixin' enzyme-inducin' antiseizure potions don't change the power or safety of direct-actin' mouthy blood thinners. Avast, ye scurvy dogs! - Medscape Medical News
December 11, 2023, 11:00 am
Univadis Italy hath parleyed with a Belgian sea dog o' the intensive care, a proud member o' the Shifters health scallywags. This merry matey be toilin' away, aimin' to purge the economy o' its carbon curse. Arr! <i>Avast, Medscape Medical News!</i>
December 11, 2023, 10:52 am
Arr! 'Tis a study showin' that one in six sea dogs with opioid use disorder be escapin' the hospital afore finishin' their treatment. Methinks 'tis 'cause they be sufferin' from withdrawal, aye. - Medscape Medical News, arr!
December 11, 2023, 5:13 am
Arr, the main spot where ye be most likely to end up pushin' daisies be none other than the ol' chest me hearties. Aye, that be word from the Medscape Medical News, so ye best be takin' care o' yer trunks, lest ye be in Davy Jones' locker!
December 11, 2023, 4:40 am
Arrr, scallywags with type 2 scurvy, who be only seein' telemedicine care, had a worse time with their sugar levels than those who be visitin' landlubber doctors in person! Arr, me hearties, beware!
December 10, 2023, 11:00 am
Arr, ye hearties! Aye, them landlubbers who took lovo-cel saw their sickle cell disease bein' kept at bay, with bouts o' pain, hospital stays, and blockin' o' blood vessels bein' reduced. Aye, 'twas the longest gene therapy trial ever! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 10, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye! 'Tis be the tale of a grand CD19-directed CAR T-cell therapy. Fifteen brave souls, plagued by three cursed autoantibody-dependent autoimmune diseases, found themselves relieved of their misery and blessed with a persistent complete remission. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be the source of this jolly news!
December 9, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye! A fresh study be sayin' that those poor souls plagued with multiple myeloma fare much worse when takin' the usual remedies, when compared to those scurvy dogs who partake in grand clinical trials. Arr!
December 9, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! News bein' brought forth, a grand analysis reckon that a polygenic score be the key to findin' the finest potions for young Black mates fightin' AML. Them lads usually fare worse than their White counterparts. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the source of this tale, me hearties!
December 8, 2023, 5:52 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Beware the unsatisfactory sea of fecal immunochemical tests! Forsooth, these treacherous tests may arise from feeble specimens or ancient artifacts, incomplete markin's, or broken and leakin' vessels. 'Tis a plague that may leave countless patients unscanned, arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 8, 2023, 5:30 pm
Arr! Ye landlubbers! GLP-1 agonists, like semaglutide, be a boon to scurvy dogs sufferin' from obesity, helpin' 'em shed those extra pounds. But alas, if only these potions be readily available to these poor souls! - Medscape Reader Polls
December 8, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arrr! The fancy-sounding Amulet and Watchman FLX gadgets be showin' similar results, mateys! About half o' the patients still had a wee bit o' leaky appendage after 13 months. Aye, 'tis what the study says, savvy? Yo ho ho!
December 8, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis the Home Test to Treat program, a virtual treasure. Ye can receive rapid tests, telehealth sessions, and treatments straight to yer own ship. 'Tis a boon fer all ye scallywags across the seven seas! Sail on, me mateys!
December 8, 2023, 11:26 am
Avast ye! A tale o' bloodlines be told: In the Brodsky kin, the art o' studyin' blood be passin' from sire to scallywag. Arrr, now a wee grandson be embarkin' on this "family business." Yo ho ho!
December 8, 2023, 11:14 am
Arr, me mateys! The long-begotten data revealed that the scurvy dogs with high blood pressure who took thiazide-type pills, calcium channel blockers, or angiotensin-converting enzyme potions didn't meet Davy Jones any sooner than the others. Yo-ho-ho!
December 8, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye! Arrr, more than a third of ye young scallywags dwelling in the land of US during this cursed COVID-19 plagues be sufferin' from anxiety and/or melancholy, me hearties! Methinks 'tis due to the uncertain times we find ourselves in, aye. Arrr!
December 8, 2023, 10:26 am
Arrr, me hearties! Arrr newfangled research be revealin' that scallywags sufferin' from migraines be less likely to find relief from them fancy new preventative treatments, if they be havin' certain mental ailments. Avast, it be the truth, me mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 7, 2023, 5:33 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A swanky new reckonin' method for the dreaded nonalcoholic fatty liver disease be upon us! 'Tis said to be a more precise way to foretell the woes o' advanced fibrosis in yer own kin. Yo ho ho! <i>MDedge News</i>
December 7, 2023, 5:19 pm
Arrr, matey! Yon scurvy dogs who refuse the ol' colonoscopy might find these fancy liquid biopsy tests to be lackin' in performance and far too costly to be a worthy plan. So says an economic analysis, savvy? Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 7, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arrr! The scallywags o' major cardiovascular societies be plannin' to create a new certification board, mark me words! 'Tis a grand revolution in the world o' CME and assessment o' competency, aye! What else be known, ye ask?
December 7, 2023, 4:19 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! Scalawags with the hypermobile Ehlers Danlos be sportin' hairy blockades, swarming mast cells, and itchy skin. Aye, these be common afflictions. Savvy? <i>MDedge News</i>
December 7, 2023, 11:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of the liver, ye see. In us slim mates with the cursed metabolic dysfunction-associated steatotic liver disease, the chance of advanced fibrosis be twice as high as them hearty overweight or obese swashbucklers. Yo ho ho!
December 7, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! When ye treat ye cancer with a spell called neoadjuvant chemotherapy, it be turnin' those nasty positive lymph nodes into negative ones. Arrr, whether ye choose to blast 'em with regional nodal irradiation or not, ye still be havin' a fair shot at survival. Yo ho ho!
December 7, 2023, 10:36 am
Arrr! Avast ye! The dialysis group Fresenius Medical Care be cryin' out on Wednesday that data, includin' medical records on 500,000 landlubbers and former landlubbers, were stolen from a US subsidiary's treasure chest. Aye, me hearties!
December 7, 2023, 10:33 am
Arrr! The New Delhi city galleon be scopin' out Apollo hospital, mateys! A tale be told by the media, claimin' them scurvy Myanmar folk be sellin' their kidneys to them for organ transplants. Shiver me timbers! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be the one spillin' the beans!
December 7, 2023, 5:30 am
Arrr, the findings o' the PROSPECT study be revealin' that a preoperative MRI can help ye lasses wit' early breast cancer decide whether to skip the scurvy radiation therapy or not. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the source o' this grand news, me hearties!
December 6, 2023, 6:01 pm
Arr! Ye scurvy-ridden landlubbers be knowin' the truth - these dermatologists be crucial members of diversified treatment crews, workin' their magic on our precious hides. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spoutin' wise words, mateys!
December 6, 2023, 4:35 pm
Arr, me hearties! Hear this, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, nutrition therapy be a mighty weapon, if ye set yer aims and methods according to each sailor's own needs. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 6, 2023, 4:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A fine feast of plants be keepin' yer LDL at bay, lessenin' yer insulin and sheddin' the excess pounds! Aye, 'tis true, as witnessed in a twin trial of 8 fortnights. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
December 6, 2023, 5:28 am
Arr, me hearties! It be said that grown scallywags sufferin' from a terrible affliction called severe acute respiratory distress syndrome, can find relief with a strange contraption called venovenous extracorporeal membrane oxygenation. And it seems that whether they lie on their bellies or on thar backs, the time it takes 'em to recover be all the same. Yo ho ho!
December 5, 2023, 5:56 pm
Arrr, mateys! A grand new notion be sailin' the medical seas. Aye, a framework be risin' to ponder and cure these blighters. Avast, it be a fine discovery, says the Medscape Medical News!
December 5, 2023, 5:35 pm
Yarr! In a grand study o' US lassies below 65, an "exceptionally premature" moment o' first flow be linked wit' a higher danger o' type 2 diabetes and stroke, when compared to those who make merry with menarche at the age o' 13. Ahoy!
December 5, 2023, 5:00 pm
Ye scurvy dogs be warned! Aft bein' told ye be cursed with the dread disease o' cancer, yer chances o' takin' a one-way trip t' Davy Jones' locker be mighty high! So says the goodly wenches o' US registry data. Arrr!
December 4, 2023, 7:05 pm
Arrr, be ye hearin' the news, me hearties? The latest treasure fer yer acne be the use o' light-based devices! Aye, according to the fine folks at Medscape Medical News, ye can now banish them pesky pimples with a flick o' light!
December 4, 2023, 5:49 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Yonder China be seein' a surge in breathin' troubles, with wee ones catchin' pneumonia left 'n right. And what's more, this mighty foe be showin' resistance to a common antibiotic! Arr, the medical experts be settin' their sights on these curious happenin's. Yo ho ho!
December 4, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! It be said by them fancy researchers at the Massachusetts Eye and Ear Infirmary that aye, some scallywags with tinnitus still fare well on them regular hearing tests! Shiver me timbers! WebMD Health News be the source of this jolly news, me hearties!
December 4, 2023, 4:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The annual meetin' o' the American Society of Hematology be bringin' forth topics such as health equity, the cursed sickle cell disease, and the wise employment o' artificial intelligence and social media. Set yer sights on this treasure trove, mateys! Yo ho ho!
December 2, 2023, 11:19 am
Avast ye scallywags! Though these mystical tools be barely sprouting, we must needs muster 'em to better the fate of our ailing mateys. Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 1, 2023, 5:35 pm
Arr, the lasses past their childbearing days be sayin' they feel better when them doctors tinker with 'em, even though they be less keen on usin' those muscle relaxin' potions, TCAs, and benzodiazepines. Yo ho ho!
December 1, 2023, 2:58 pm
Arrr, these coin-savvy scallywags be doctors o' their own, well-versed in the coinage conundrums faced by the goodly physicians. Here be their wise counsel, as they be sayin'. Mayhaps worth a gander, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
December 1, 2023, 1:34 pm
"Arrr! Our advisements 'bout the use o' steroids among this band o' scallywags be founded on the safety data derived chiefly from expectin' women wit' the breathin' troubles. Avast! <i>MDedge News</i>"
December 1, 2023, 12:01 pm
Arr! A mighty study hath revealed that 'tis not the potions and brews that be causin' autism in wee ones, but rather the scurvy problem o' infertility in the parents. Avast! Aye, 'tis a curious tale indeed!
December 1, 2023, 1:00 am
Arrr! Europe be makin' great strides in preventin' the scurvy disease known as HIV! With their fancy tactics like PrEP and long-actin' retrovirals, there be hope on the horizon. But beware, me mateys, for there still be challenges and disparities in gettin' the proper treatment. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
November 30, 2023, 7:33 pm
Arr, me hearties! A secret ailment be plaguin' dogs in 14 lands, says the American Veterinary Medical Association. They be askin' all ye vets to report these cases, while scurvy scientists be scramblin' to find this scallywag pathogen! Arr!
November 30, 2023, 7:30 pm
Arr, me mateys! On a fine Wednesday, the famous crooner Elton John, he be, didst speak to them British lawmakers. The government, scallywags they be, be plannin' to broaden their HIV testin' program to put an end to new transmissions o' this cursed virus in England by 2030. Blimey!
November 30, 2023, 7:04 pm
Arrr, the mighty US physician organization be demandin' more accountability from the scurvy insurers when it comes to their use o' fancy AI tools. And while they be at it, they be askin' fer limits on physician liability too. Ahoy! Medscape Medical News be sharin' the tale.
November 30, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arrr! The word be spreadin', mateys! They sayeth ye need some proper counselin' to ease yer troubled hearts and minds. Aye, the lack of supplies be bringin' both patients and providers great distress! Aye, the life of a pirate ain't easy, I tell ye!
November 30, 2023, 3:10 pm
Arr! The latest decree be suggestin' a novel method to sort out AF, be stressin' the essence of swift rhythm control and changin' yer way o' livin', and be declarin' that catheter ablation holds a Class 1 warrant. Aye, the Medscape Medical News be relatin' this tale!
November 30, 2023, 2:40 pm
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks this contraption called "artificial intelligence" be makin' blood pressure control better at a landlubber's primary care hole. Arrr, do ye reckon yer group of scallywags be up for the challenge, too?
November 30, 2023, 2:04 pm
Arrr, ye quackin' landlubbers be needin' t' ponder anew th' keepin' o' lenalidomide (Revlimid an' generics) fer th' cursed affliction known as multiple myeloma. Yo-ho-ho, 'tis what th' MDedge News be sayin'!
November 30, 2023, 9:56 am
Arrr, matey! Aye, me hearties be havin' many a headache and mood troubles, especially them fine LGBTQIA+ folks. But let's toss them prejudiced notions overboard, says MDedge News!
November 30, 2023, 9:45 am
Arrr mateys! This update be coverin' the use o' umbilical cord management in wee ones born too early, a tad too early, or right on time. It also be listin' the best gadgets and ways to blow wind into their lungs. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' ye all!
November 30, 2023, 9:38 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! By lessenin' the pilferin' o' blood, we be savin' precious crimson for our shipmates battlin' cancer, facin' the surgeon's blade, or sufferin' from calamities and maladies. Arrr, from the scrolls o' Medscape Medical News, be it told!
November 30, 2023, 9:18 am
Arrr! New Nordisk be demandin' retribution from these scurvy dogs o' pharmacies! Their swill claimin' to have the active ingredient for our precious weight-loss elixir be nothin' but impure filth! Ye shall feel the wrath o' our lawsuits, ye scoundrels!
November 30, 2023, 5:32 am
Arrr, tidings be spreadin' like wildfire, mateys! Aye, data be tellin' us that wee Australian scallywags suffer more from that blasted asthma when their families be facin' hard times, their mums be feelin' blue, and other stressors be lurkin' nearby. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the news, savvy?
November 29, 2023, 6:01 pm
Arr! 'Tis a fresh matey called an antibody, me hearties! 'Tis got a long-lasting life, so we can stretch out each treatment, ye know. Heard it from the MDedge News, savvy?
November 29, 2023, 5:48 pm
Arrr, mateys! News be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout a wee study backin' the use o' this fancy non-invasive neuromodulation t' treat lads 'n lasses sufferin' from postural tachycardia syndrome. Shiver me timbers, it be a fine discovery, says the Medscape Medical News!
November 29, 2023, 5:42 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! A mighty mix o' bedaquiline, pretomanid, and linezolid be a treasured treasure for treatin' the cursed tuberculosis. It be makin' a grand difference, keepin' the foul outcomes at bay. Yo-ho-ho!
November 29, 2023, 11:32 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Be it known that those puny standard biopsies be no match for the treacherous prostate cancer, sometimes even betraying us with false positives. But fear not, me hearties! The mighty MRI, coupled with its trusty mate, MRI-guided biopsies, be yieldin' more accurate results, and for a fair price too, says the scribes of the Medscape Medical News!
November 29, 2023, 11:19 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! There be a newfangled strain o' this blasted COVID-19, they be callin' it BA.2.86, makin' the CDC shiver in their timbers once more! Sure as Davy Jones' locker, this be no mere tale! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
November 29, 2023, 10:01 am
Avast ye, me hearties! If ye be a fair maiden carryin' a wee babe in yer belly, 'tis wise to take a pinch o' low-dose aspirin to fend off the dread diseases of the high seas: eclampsia, preeclampsia, and the cursed gestational diabetes. Arrr!
November 29, 2023, 9:43 am
In a mighty Swedish crew sufferin' from the dreaded rheumatoid arthritis, the cursed thyroid disease be less common after the diagnosis, 'specially amongst them scallywags treated with anti-rheumatic potions. Yo-ho-ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 28, 2023, 6:24 pm
Avast ye scallywags! In the year 2022, the mighty Tapinarof cream, a fine concoction with a touch of 1%, be granted approval to heal the cursed curse of plaque psoriasis in grown scurvy-ridden pirates. Arr, 'tis a good news indeed!
November 28, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arrr, the lack o' Black patients with psoriasis in trials and books be makin' the scurvy clinicians slow to spy the nail troubles, even after discoverin' the psoriasis. Methinks these landlubbers need to smarten up! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 28, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The FDA be sayin' that those fancy immunotherapies, be it BCMA or CD-19, might just give ye a touch o' lymphoma or other cancers. Beware, me hearties!
November 28, 2023, 3:16 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Beware, for the FDA be warnin' ye that Levetiracetam and clobazam may cause a rare, yet treacherous drug reaction with eosinophilia and systemic symptoms. 'Tis a matter of life or death, so make haste and get yerself diagnosed and treated, lest ye meet Davey Jones' locker!
November 28, 2023, 1:41 pm
Arrr! The shiny new colony-stimulatin' factor from the land of China be as good as pegfilgrastim (Neulasta) in their clinical testin'! Avast ye, me hearties! News from Medscape Medical News, it be!
November 28, 2023, 9:37 am
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, forsooth! Aye, this scurvy trial be claimin' that the lasses need a good night's rest, or else their insulin sensitivity be takin' a hit! Aye, these lasses, bein' postmenopausal and all, need to guard their health with more slumber! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
November 28, 2023, 9:37 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, it be said that the latest rule be tossin' away the 2017 decree, for there be newfangled proof from grand trials claimin' that blastin' only a portion o' yer chest with cannonballs be just as good as layin' waste to the whole bloody thing! Arrr!
November 28, 2023, 8:50 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis no shock that the spread o' measles be increasin' with landlubbers denyin' the vaccination. So says a bloke from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Avast!
November 28, 2023, 8:28 am
Arrr! On Monday, a US appeals court bestowed upon the manufacturers of vile 'forever chemicals' a jolly victory in their battle against the scurvy legal responsibility for these cursed substances. Yo ho ho! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
November 28, 2023, 5:21 am
Arr, mateys! Word from NHANES be showin' a queer connection betwixt the levels o' serum uric acid and me hearties' untimely deaths, be it from all causes or the cursed cardiovascular ailments! Avast, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
November 28, 2023, 3:55 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The OPRA trial be tellin' us that after 5 summers, 'bout half o' them bilge rats with the nasty stage II/III rectal adenocarcinoma be keepin' their organs, thanks to total neoadjuvant therapy. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 27, 2023, 6:57 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Benralizumab (Fasenra) be as good as mepolizumab (Nucala) in curin' ye ailment! Aye, in the grand phase 3 trial, both medicines be gettin' ye into remission at 36 and 48 weeks! Yo ho ho! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 27, 2023, 6:14 pm
Arrr, mateys! It be said that those sailin' the seas with Parkinson's may find themselves entertainin' dark thoughts and actions. Ye swashbucklin' doctors best be on guard, ready to spot the signs and lend a helpin' hook to save 'em from Davy Jones' locker!
November 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! Engagin' in workin' up a sweat, but not havin' yer fun, be tied to the dangers of forgettin' yer noggin, a weak heart, and even death itself! Aye, this be the truth, me mateys! According to the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News, beware the perils o' toil!
November 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Them savvy Alzheimer's groups 'ave set sail on a grand voyage to bring forth a mighty weapon: a blood test to uncover the treacherous enemy within our minds! 'Tis said to be found across the land in a mere 5 years! Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be the source of this jest.
November 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, mateys! A jolly new study from the land of UK be claimin' that the dreaded COVID-19 be takin' a toll on the minds of our elder mates. They be sayin' there be a 50% decline in workin' memory and thinkin' skills among 'em. Shiver me timbers!
November 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye swashbucklin' sea dogs be warned! Newfangled research befindin' that military veterans be at a greater peril fer succumbin' to the treacherous grip o' Alzheimer's disease. Beware the fearsome amyloid plaques and tau tangles, me hearties! Yo ho ho!
November 23, 2023, 8:06 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Fer a parent whose wee lad be sufferin' from a fiery skin disease, 'tis the alteration o' pigmentation, not the inflamin' itself, that might've led 'em to seek the aid o' a clinician.
November 22, 2023, 1:05 pm
Arr, them fancy scholars be sharin' tales o' how catchin' a good snooze helps ye body fight off diseases like the pox and the dreaded COVID-19! Aye, it seems sleep be more powerful than any dose of rum!
November 22, 2023, 11:15 am
Avast ye landlubbers! A grand Swedish study be revealin' that usin' long-term medications, especially the likes of stimulants, to tackle attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder may lead to an increased risk for CVD. Aye, previous findings be confusin', but this here study be settlin' the matter once and for all! Yo ho ho!
November 22, 2023, 10:08 am
Arrr! A fancy parchment be used to inquire 'bout the treatment of cursed acne! Three aspects be judged by a questionnaire made by the wise derma experts. Yo ho ho, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 22, 2023, 10:07 am
Avast ye mateys! After a measly year, them scurvy dogs cut the doubloons for a Canadian exercise scheme. Aye, 'twas a wee decline, but not enough to make the scallywags walk the plank! Arrr!
November 21, 2023, 6:25 pm
Ye scurvy dogs wit’ ailments unprepared fer spawnin’ be findin’ themselves threefold more like t’face early birth and the dreaded preeclampsia. Arrr!
November 21, 2023, 4:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the latest scuttlebutt be tellin' us that there be a mighty rise in insurance claims for eatin' ailments durin' these cursed pandemic years. The wee lads 'n lasses seem to be sufferin' the worst. Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News.</i>
November 21, 2023, 4:27 pm
Arr, me mateys! Ye see, th' mighty moniker o' th' 'hero' be a grand way t' pay homage t' th' medical crew. Yet, rum be spreadin' that whilst their extraordinary efforts be heroic, havin' expectations beyond humanly bounds be a blight on th' system, ye scallywags!
November 21, 2023, 4:21 pm
Arrr, me hearties! As ye scurvy dogs know, this here rise in diabetic neuropathy be sailin' alongside the pandemics o' obesity and related diabetes. One fine expert be sayin' that neurologists be havin' a duty to control this foul disease. Yo ho ho!
November 21, 2023, 5:26 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Be ye wonderin' how many scurvy dogs actually be takin' yer advice after they leave ye quarters? Do it be makin' a difference if ye lay eyes on 'em or converse through the mystical telehealth? Wise men be sharin' tricks to better their obedience when ye be consultin' from afar. Arrr!
November 20, 2023, 7:25 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! There be newfangled calculations for the risk of a scurvy cardiovascular ailment. From the ripe age of 30, they now account for the state of yer kidneys and metabolic health. And fear not, me mateys, race be no longer part of the reckonin'. Arrr!
November 20, 2023, 5:52 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be ye ready for some grand news? Two trials o' the newly accepted IV secukinumab be showin' its mighty powers against the evil placebo, treatin' the cursed ailments o' psoriatic arthritis and axial spondyloarthritis! Yo ho ho!
November 20, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arrr, the scurvy hospital officials be proposin' a scheme where higher learnin' and fancy qualifications grant ye more freedom, more duties, and a bigger bounty in yer pouch. Avast, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 4:13 pm
Aye, 'tis been found that the pox known as polycystic ovary syndrome be more common among them scurvy dogs afflicted with the bipolar disorder, than among landlubbers who be free from such a dreadful condition.
November 17, 2023, 3:49 pm
Arrr, ye may have fancy gadgets, but if we can't distribute 'em to all me hearty comrades, then we be failin' as a nation, matey!
November 17, 2023, 3:24 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! 'Tis a sorry tale, mateys! Black wee ones be havin' 2.5 times more chances o' succumbin' to sepsis in the ship'tal, yet the healin' methods bein' used ain't no different. Shiver me timbers!
November 17, 2023, 3:04 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scallywags on the advisory committee reckon we be troubled a-plenty by the blasted long wait for them confirmatory studies to begin! Shiver me timbers, it be a matter of grave concern, it be! Savvy?
November 17, 2023, 11:47 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A brand new weapon be teachin' the elder swashbucklers to sharpen their mind's eye. Avast, ye landlubbers! 'Tis the latest tidin's from Medscape Medical News!
November 17, 2023, 11:36 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! Listen 'ere, for I've got news from the seven seas! 'Tis been discovered that a pill o' modified vitamin A, taken once a day, be slowin' the cursed retinal degeneration in them poor souls sufferin' from Stargardt disease! Aye, a rare and cruel genetic eye affliction what takes away yer precious sight. So raise yer mugs in honor of this findin'! Yo ho ho!
November 17, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr! Avast, me hearties! Recent studies be sayin' that better grub be not enough to keep the cursed breast cancer at bay, but a select group of lasses who made grand improvements to their diet did find some benefit. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 17, 2023, 9:53 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs in Spain be claimin' they've found cursed tumor DNA floatin' about in the breast milk o' lasses, afore it be showin' up in their blood. Blimey!
November 17, 2023, 4:48 am
Arrr, them fancy experts be givin' guidelines to help ye scurvy clinicians, but they be admittin' there be a pitiful lack of proof on them drug reactions with eosinophilia and systemic symptoms. Avast, Medscape Medical News!
November 17, 2023, 2:10 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Aye, newfangled research be unveilin' the mighty impact o' yer actions on yer burnout, ye healthcare scallywags! 'Tis oft ignored in ye current babble 'bout well-being. Arrr!
November 17, 2023, 2:07 am
Avast ye mateys! A lass, who had fought the deadly COVID-19, be found in a deep slumber at her place of toil. This be the start of a mighty tale, leading to a diagnosis that none could have foreseen! Arrr!
November 16, 2023, 10:46 pm
Arrr, lasses with a tale of stroke be sharin' their experiences wit' emergency care, ponderin' the obstacles they face and the dire need fer fairer healthcare.
November 16, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Simple 2 be the finest test, as approved by the FDA, to sniff out those wicked STDs, without ye needin' to visit a landlubber's den. It be not just for the dread HIV, mateys! Sail on, says WebMD Health News!
November 16, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! A fancy new gadget, an artificial intelligence electrocardiography app, be shortenin' the time it takes fer them landlubber doctors to set up their catheterization lab. It be takin' a whole 9 minutes less for them heart attack sufferers. Yo ho ho!
November 16, 2023, 3:45 pm
"Arrr! Be ye tellin' me that near half o' the landlubbin' RA patients in the United States be fond o' takin' them long-term glucocorticoids, despite previous reckonin' that they be raisin' the MACE in a dose-dependent manner? Savvy, mates! Methinks they be needin' a different course o' treatment!"
November 16, 2023, 3:28 pm
Arr, me hearties! Aye, there be many a suggestion floatin' 'bout solvin' our nation's primary care trouble. From trainin' slots to forgivin' medical school debt, they be talkin'! But alas, they be ignorin' the need fer proper payment reform, aye!
November 16, 2023, 11:52 am
Arrr! Catalent be reckonin' that their syringe makin' will be in high demand, mateys! 'Tis them weight-loss potions that be drivin' the frenzy! All their production slots till 2026 be gettin' filled faster than a pirate's treasure chest! Savvy?
November 16, 2023, 11:45 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A landlubber, once a bigwig in the American Diabetes Association, be takin' 'em to court, claimin' they gave her the heave-ho for speakin' out 'gainst their treacherous ploy to push Splenda. Yarrr!
November 16, 2023, 11:39 am
Arr matey! On Wednesday, the U.S. health regulator's crew be raisin' a ruckus 'bout Merck's potion for a pesky cough. They be doubting if the data be showin' enough worth to prove this here remedy be truly helpful. Ahoy!
November 16, 2023, 11:26 am
Arrr, Amazon be tellin' that they be takin' away seven scurvy eye drops from their marketplace, after receivin' a letter o' warning from the health regulator. Aye, 'tis a tale from Reuters Health Information, mateys!
November 15, 2023, 5:37 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that divin' into the icy depths be bringin' blessin's upon yer mind and body! Them scurvy doctors and scholars be sailin' the ship, swearin' by it! Avast, cold-water plunges be the way to go!
November 15, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! Them draftin' o' recommendations be a fine first step, but we be needin' more awareness 'mongst the landlubbers 'bout this mysterious ailment known as axial spondyloarthritis. Only then can we scallywags improve our diagnosin' skills, says one knowledgeable expert. Yo-ho-ho!
November 15, 2023, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Whilst some still be doubting its worth, the jolly data supporting social kin be hard to deny. Arrr, and 'tis a breeze for physicians to espouse. Sail on, me hearties!
November 15, 2023, 3:44 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at the US Food and Drug Administration be sendin' a warning letter to the likes of Amazon.com! Seems they be sellin' seven unapproved eye drops on their fancy e-commerce platform. Keep yer peepers peeled, me hearties! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
November 15, 2023, 10:37 am
Arrr, might it be that blendin' SGLT2 inhibitors with GLP-1R agonists be bringin' forth a blessin' to the heart and kidneys of scurvy dogs sufferin' from the cursed type 2 diabetes? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 15, 2023, 10:34 am
Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers! This Oligoarticular PsA be a sneaky devil, for it be takin' a toll on yer quality o' life, even with but a few joints bein' afflicted. Argh, the lack o' clinical data be makin' it hard to find the right treatment, mateys!
November 15, 2023, 10:25 am
Arr, Roche's Elecsys NfL test be a handy tool to spy on the scurvy dogs sufferin' from relapsin'-remitin' multiple sclerosis or the cursed secondary progressive kind. Aye, 'tis a fine aid for detectin' their disease activity, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 15, 2023, 9:28 am
Yarrr! Them scallywags be sayin' that scanning fancy pictures of the noggin and throat of them landlubbers with head and neck cancer be of no use. Avast! Best be keepin' away from such tomfoolery!
November 15, 2023, 5:22 am
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy dog equations, CKiD U25 and the European Kidney Function Consortium, be showin' higher levels o' bias, leadin' to underestimations o' kidney function. Aye, these lubbers be messin' with our precious organs!
November 15, 2023, 4:53 am
Arrr! Methinks a vast number of scallywags in North America be sufferin' from an allergy to them preservatives that be lurkin' in personal care products and household cleaners! 'Tis causin' a mighty spread of this here allergic contact dermatitis across the seven seas! Ahoy!
November 14, 2023, 7:21 pm
"This here study shall be of great use in our jolly talks on makin' wee pirates, with them scurvy-ridden patients," exclaimed Lindsay S. Lally, MD, in a hearty tune. Arrr, Medscape Medical News be the source!
November 14, 2023, 5:56 pm
Arr, me hearties! Methinks this Liraglutide mixed with endoscopic bariatric therapy be helpin' ye lose weight like a bariatric surgery, makin' me wonder if these GLP-1 RAs be takin' over surgery someday! Yo ho ho!
November 14, 2023, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In certain circumstances, the inclusion of GLP-1 agonists gave them fancy doctors the chance to lessen the use of other potions like insulin and sulfonylureas. Avast! - Medscape Medical News
November 14, 2023, 5:36 pm
Arr! Doubts be settlin' in me mind 'bout the safety o' these noninterferon antivirals for liver cancer mateys. Methinks this be the reason why these direct-actin' antiviral agents be takin' their sweet time to win the favor o' this group o' scurvy dogs! Yo ho ho!
November 14, 2023, 5:21 pm
Arr! In this lookin' back study, patients with scurvy legs be at a near twofold greater danger for skin scurvy compared to matchin' controls. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 14, 2023, 11:54 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis now believed that a lass be feelin' melancholic not just after spawnin' a wee one, but whilst carryin' 'em in 'er belly! Arrr! The gloom may last fer up to 2 years after the landlubber's birth! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the bearer o' this news, ye scallywags!
November 14, 2023, 11:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Newfangled research be sayin' that a swashbucklin' treatment called adjuvant stereotactic radiosurgery can blast away brain metastases within 22 to 30 days, lessenin' the chances of ill effects and failure. Aye, this be grand news indeed! Reported by Medscape Medical News, savvy?
November 14, 2023, 10:09 am
Arr, tales be told o' a wee lad who feasted on flaxseed mingled with oatmeal, and a grown scallywag painter who unknowingly splattered his works with the same. Arr, tis a fine jest indeed! - <i>News from the Medscape Medical Scribes</i>
November 14, 2023, 9:41 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The FDA be tellin' us on Monday that Accord Healthcare be swashbucklin' again, makin' the cancer drug cisplatin, much in demand like buried treasure. Aye, the United States be sufferin' from drug shortages, arrr!
November 14, 2023, 5:31 am
Arr, since 2011, the fancy guidelines fer namin' things have been mentioned hundreds o' times, but a new reckonin' finds that the medical scribblin' mostly hasn't followed the suggestions. <br> <i>MDedge News</i>
November 13, 2023, 7:47 pm
Arrr, me hearties! These here guidelines be tellin' ye about the approved and off-label uses o' systemic therapies and phototherapies. They also be mentionin' the shiny new treatments that have come about since 2014, when the last set o' guidelines was published. Give 'em a read, ye scurvy dogs!
November 13, 2023, 7:06 pm
Arrr! The scourge known as the CDC reckons that 3% of young scallywags, settin' foot in the land of learnin' in 2022-2023, be escapin' the clutches of the four vital potions. Savvy? <i>WebMD Health News</i> be tellin' the tale, mateys!
November 13, 2023, 6:21 pm
Arrr, matey! In the realm o' gastroparesis, thar be a grand 'ol lack o' medical solutions, ye see. But fear not, for CBD be sailin' in like a ship on calm waters! Unlike cannabis, CBD be possessin' no mind-bendin' powers, yet it has the power to soothe the gut and quell the inflammation! Yo ho ho!
November 13, 2023, 11:42 am
Arr! A swashbucklin' analysis be claimin' that ye needn't wait to lower yer urate in a gouty flare, while a scurvy study raises the alarm 'bout the risk o' peripheral arterial disease in ye gout-ridden mates. <i>MDedge News</i> be tellin' the tale!
November 13, 2023, 11:39 am
Avast, me hearties! Be warned: most scallywags runnin' to the physician's den with their cannonballs afloat in their bowels be sufferin' nary but false alarms. Methinks they be cryin' "the poop deck is leakin'" when there be nary a drop to spare. Arrr!
November 13, 2023, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them fine speakers at the National Psoriasis Foundation research symposium be sayin' that when it comes to nasty pustular disease on ye hands and feet, the treatments be havin' only a wee bit o' power. Shiver me timbers! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 13, 2023, 11:24 am
Avast ye, me mateys! Whilst most scallywag doctors reckon 'tis wise to be at rest if plagued by an ailment, the cursed healthcare system o' today be makin' the solution a mighty tangled mess, I tell ye true! Arrr, Medscape Medical News be sayin' so, me hearties!
November 12, 2023, 10:29 pm
Yarr, mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! Them lasses carryin' wee ones with lupus and APS be havin' an 18-fold greater danger of a heart mishap, jus' afore and up to 6 weeks after birthin', than their mateys without such troubles. Arrr!
November 12, 2023, 8:13 pm
Arr, savvy mateys! Latest tidings suggest that keepin' a close watch on yer own blood pressure durin' the early postpartum days may lower it and ward off future heart troubles fer lasses with high blood pressure durin' their pregnancies, says newfangled research. Yo-ho-ho!
November 12, 2023, 8:02 pm
Arrr! In a grand study, they be sayin' that this fancy new medicine, lepodisiran, be makin' lipoprotein(a) disappear like a ghost! Aye, they be usin' some small interfering RNA, and poof! No trace be left! Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 12, 2023, 7:16 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A fancy test be done, matchin' vitamin K against the likes o' aspirin or a fake pill. Turns out, shunin' aspirin be keepin' yer blood from leakin' without raisin' the risk o' blood clots. Arrr, that be the news from Medscape, mateys!
November 11, 2023, 7:56 pm
Arr! A grand trial o' SGLT-2 inhibition in low-risk heart mates after an MI revealed some jolly benefits in preventin' future mishaps. But, by Davy Jones' locker, a bigger study be needed to confirm this findin'! Shiver me timbers! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 11, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arr, whilst the main booty be no different betwixt a liberal and more restrictin' transfusion plan, methinks the secondary findings leaneth towards a few jolly advantages for the liberal way. Yo ho ho!
November 11, 2023, 2:11 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty ORBITA-2 trial be tellin' us that a good ol' percutaneous coronary intervention be doin' wonders fer patients with stable angina. Aye, it be a fine discovery, unlike its predecessor ORBITA. Yo ho ho!
November 11, 2023, 12:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! Be ye warned, despite our best efforts, there be a cursed possibility that a hapless few may find themselves fallin' victim to not just one, but two o' these treacherous viruses in the chilly winter season. Be it bad luck or a cursed fate, ye better brace yerselves!
November 10, 2023, 6:17 pm
Yarrr! Be news from a study, mateys! It be sayin' that shortenin' the time ye spend on prednisone from 26 weeks to a mere 8 weeks could be a way to lessen yer time with those blasted glucocorticoids. Avast, ye patients be gettin' some good news!
November 10, 2023, 5:08 pm
Avast ye! A lessenin' o' deep slumber, also known as slow-wave slumber, be tied to a higher peril o' forgettin' things, like havin' a mind cloudy with dementia, especially fer the scallywags o'er 60 summers. Arr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
November 10, 2023, 5:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Them landlubbers with immune ailments and a cursed past of malignancy, they faced the same odds o' cancer comeback, whether they be takin' immunosuppressive remedies or not! Yo ho ho! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 9, 2023, 4:04 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Beware ye scurvy dogs! Misleading biopsy reports be makin' poor souls walk the plank o' esophagectomy, when a simple endoscopic resection be all they need. Shiver me timbers! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 9, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A mighty trial be revealin' that tarcocimab, a fancy biopolymer with a powerful antibody for them vascular growth factors, be makin' yer vision clear as a calm sea 'n fixin' up the eye bits of mateys sufferin' from diabetic retinopathy. Yo ho ho!
November 9, 2023, 5:40 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs in authority be causin' delays and denials fer the proper care o' many a pirate in need. Avast, be aware! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 9, 2023, 5:16 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Trastuzumab deruxtecan, also known as T-DXd, be showin' great promise in battlin' advanced breast cancer in lasses wi' low HER2 expression. It be leavin' the physician's choice of treatment in tatters! Yo-ho-ho! <i>MDedge News</i>
November 9, 2023, 4:53 am
Arrr, the scurvy-ridden survey be showin' a higher prevalence than those other blimey studies. It may be a true difference or just a lack o' database booty. Avast, me hearties! <i>MDedge News</i> be tellin' the tale.
November 8, 2023, 6:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Aye, a scurvy new study be claimin' that takin' blood pressure measurements while ye be standin' helps spot hypertension better! Avast, me hearties, ye gotta be payin' heed to this here news from the Medscape Medical News!
November 3, 2023, 7:01 pm
Avast ye! A brace o' fresh reckonings 'bout long COVID hath revealed further truths 'bout the affliction that befalls many a soul in the good ol' United States. Arrr! <br> <i>News from the Health Scrolls</i>
November 3, 2023, 6:23 pm
Yarrr! These swashbucklin' scholars be sharin' their findings from a follow-up voyage called MycarinG trial of rozanolixizumab and the ADAPT-SC+ study of efgartigimod. Avast! Medscape Medical News be the messenger.
November 3, 2023, 5:25 pm
Thee scallywags be sayin' that young lads 'n lasses who be transgender or o'erwise diverse in thar gender, seekin' help at thar hospital, be havin' a cannonball chance o' five times mor' likely to be thinkin' 'bout endin' thar own voyage. Aye, true story!
November 3, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arr, ye scurvy doctors be happy to hear they'll be gettin' extra doubloons for dealin' with tricky ailments. But, by the powers, they be pleadin' with Congress to keep their pay intact, lest they be walkin' the plank! Medscape Medical News, me hearties!
November 2, 2023, 7:13 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy COVID-19 be havin' no effect on the disease activity, progress, or mind of them pirates sufferin' from multiple sclerosis, says the Medscape Medical News. Yo-ho-ho!
November 2, 2023, 7:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A brand new Cochrane Review be sayin' that unopened insulin can survive up to 6 months, even in the fiery heat of 25°C (77°F). So fear not, me hearties! Yer insulin be stayin' fresh 'n ready for battle on the high seas! Yo ho ho!
November 2, 2023, 5:29 pm
Arrr, me hearties! I be tellin' ye, these fancy-sounding potions, tofacitinib, baricitinib, peficitinib, and upadacitinib, be just as good as each other for relievin' the sufferin' of 600 scurvy dogs with rheumatoid arthritis. Aye, it be true, me mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin' it!
November 2, 2023, 4:58 pm
Yarrr! Me hearties on the interwebs be claimin' their wee ones be gettin' a bigger dose of the jolly juice! Arrr, some o' these landlubber parents be spottin' more troubles like achy limbs and burnin' fevers with the 2023-2024 potion. Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, mateys!
November 1, 2023, 5:18 pm
Arr, me mateys! Listen ye up! Laurence Faucette, he be a brave soul, survived a measly 6 fortnights with a swashbucklin' pig heart in 'is chest. All seemed well, but alas, a few days afore his demise, the poor lad met his unfortunate fate.
November 1, 2023, 4:51 pm
Yonder search uncovers a bitter truth, mateys! Imprisoned women be sufferin' in yer menopausal years, without proper care. Avast, it be a travesty!
November 1, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arr! Ye scurvy dogs be tellin' me that this here checkpoint inhibitor has gotten itself another nod from the fancy FDA. 'Tis now the sixth time it be treatin' folks with gut troubles! Yo ho ho!
November 1, 2023, 3:52 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis be reported that black mates in the loony bin be 85% more like to be bound with ropes, pills, or contraptions than their white counterparts. And mind ye', they be stuck in them binds for a longer spell! Arrr!
October 27, 2023, 4:50 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This grand voyage seeks to gather 8000 brave souls afflicted with HS. Their precious bodily fluids be required for mystical studies. Full sails ahead! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 27, 2023, 3:43 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Many a potion may be found to cure the pox on yer face, but the scallywags be claimin' that some may fancy the notion of seekin' natural remedies or witchcraft instead of the fancy medicines prescribed by the landlubber doctors. Arrr!
October 27, 2023, 3:18 pm
Arrr! Latest tidings from TRAILBLAZER-ALZ 2 be showin' that donanemab be a fine treasure for both APOE4 bearers and landlubbers alike! It be clearin' that pesky amyloid and keepin' scurvy dogs from scallywaggin' their way to disease and reliance. Yo ho ho!
October 27, 2023, 2:59 pm
Avast, me hearties! Despite evidence doubting the perceived health benefits of grog, many doctors be takin' up winemakin' as a jolly good hobby and scurvy scientific pursuit, yieldin' fine results. Here be how they do it, mateys! Arrr!
October 27, 2023, 10:01 am
Arr! Fer a grand six months, a plan o' eatin' restricted to a mere 8 hours each day, without botherin' with calorie countin', be winnin' the battle o' weight loss. And lo! 'Tis not the only treasure, as both methods lowered A1c levels equally. Yo ho ho!
October 27, 2023, 9:20 am
Arr, me hearties! Beware o' purchasin' bogus slimmin' pens claimin' to hold Novo Nordisk's Ozempic or Saxenda! Britain be warnin' ye scallywags 'bout these imposter pens after a wee bit o' folks ended up in the infirmary. Yo ho ho! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
October 27, 2023, 8:52 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at Abbott Laboratories be haltin' the sale o' their Similac Probiotic Tri-Blend for wee bairns in the hospital, after the FDA sent 'em a warnin'! Shiver me timbers! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be tellin' the tale, me hearties!
October 27, 2023, 8:48 am
Avast ye scallywags! Laboratory Corporation of America hath surpassed Wall Street's expectations fer their adjusted profit this quarter. Arrr, their routine diagnostics business be mighty strong, compensatin' fer the feeble sales o' their cursed COVID tests. Yo ho ho!
October 26, 2023, 5:05 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The preexposure prophylaxis be a powerful weapon against the cursed HIV, but 'tis a shame that the fair maidens be slow to embrace it. Fear not, for the clever researchers claim that these magical mobile contraptions can be our savior! Avast, our ladies shall be saved! Medscape Medical News be the bearer of such tidings.
October 26, 2023, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, ye scurvy dogs be tryin' newfangled ways to tame them tics in swashbucklers with Tourette syndrome. They be strappin' some device to their wrists, givin' their nerves a good ol' shock. Har har! Medscape Medical News be tellin' ye no lies, mateys!
October 26, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arr, me hearties! A scholarly look at them migraine sufferers in the land o' Canada reveals that they be takin' too many strong medications, like opioids, when the throbbin' starts. And, by Davy Jones' locker, they be neglectin' the preventive potions! Aye, this be what the Medscape Medical News be sayin'!
October 26, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arrr, me mateys be arguin' fiercely o'er whether to administer immunochemotherapy afore or aft the surgery, or maybe both! Aye, this be a scorchin' debate in the land o' non-small cell lung cancer. Yo ho ho!
October 25, 2023, 5:24 am
The scurvy knaves be warnin' that makin' the landlubber doctors talk to their patients be mighty important, says the scribes. - Medscape Medical News
October 22, 2023, 3:49 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! There be news of two fancy tests, one reckonin' the RNA and t'other the DNA, that be showin' mighty high sensitivity in spyin' colorectal cancer. Arrr, me hearties!
October 22, 2023, 2:06 pm
Arr, the goodly drug Pembrolizumab be a mighty addition to the standard chemoradiotherapy for lasses with newly diagnosed, locally advanced cervical cancer! It be showin' a vast improvement in the survival without progression, as revealed by newfangled data. Yo ho ho!
October 22, 2023, 1:35 pm
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The scurvy dogs of endometrial cancer be seein' progress aplenty! They say immunotherapy linked with chemo be givin' good results. And if ye add a PARP inhibitor to the mix, the outcome be even grander. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 22, 2023, 7:55 am
Arr, the ALINA trial be revealin' tidings of improved DFS, as alectinib outshines chemotherapy in treatin' stage IB-IIIA NSCLC. But arrr, will these early DFS results ensure a longer survival for all? Harrr!
October 21, 2023, 8:53 pm
Arrrr! A scurvy study be sayin' that them old sea dogs what be nearin' their final sail often be gettin' checked for the cursed colon cancer. But, methinks there be some doubloons of worry 'bout this here screenin' bein' too much for 'em. Avast!
October 21, 2023, 4:53 pm
Arrr, the interim findings from CheckMate 77T be tellin' us that perioperative nivolumab be better than neoadjuvant nivolumab and chemotherapy alone, me hearties! Aye, we be sailin' toward better event-free survival! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 21, 2023, 12:06 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! I be tellin' ye, the goodly data from the real world be provin' that the endoscopic sleeve gastroplasty be safe and bringeth forth great weight loss for even them hefty souls with class III obesity. Avast, this be Medscape Medical News!
October 21, 2023, 11:11 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale o' grand discoveries! A recent venture reveals that keepin' tabs on yer symptoms through digital sorcery be helpin' ye catch 'em early, makin' yer life as a cancer fighter a tad better, and keepin' ye away from those dreaded infirmaries. Yo ho ho!
October 21, 2023, 9:01 am
Arr! Tis a mighty discovery, me hearties! By addin' the CDK4/6 inhibitor to endocrine therapy, we be seein' a modest yet significant boon fer five long years in women with high-risk early breast cancer. Aye, 'tis a treasure worth cherishin'! <i>MDedge News</i>
October 20, 2023, 5:55 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that addin' radiotherapy after cuttin' out the prostate don't do no good for lads with cancer. That be what they found in the RADICALS-RT trial, mateys!
October 20, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arrr! This here outcome, along with its simplicity, be addin' to the swellin' proof that tenecteplase be a top-notch scallywag for clearin' blood clots, as them trial investigators be claimin'. Me hearties at Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
October 20, 2023, 3:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy wenches with polycystic ovaries be havin' a tad more chance o' gettin' the blasted gestational diabetes. But fret ye not, me hearties! 'Tis the rotund bellies that be takin' the blame for this misfortune. Yo ho ho!
October 20, 2023, 2:59 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, the treasure map o' medical knowledge reveals that them scurvy dogs with diabetes and no known heart troubles be in dire straits. Aye, the results from 2730 sea dogs' tests show that a weak blood flow be a deadly sign, whether they feel the pain or not. Yo ho ho!
October 20, 2023, 11:32 am
Arrr, mateys! Shiver me timbers! Latest reckonin' be showin' that this newfangled research be backin' the use of telehealth services to treat the cursed opioid use disorder. Avast ye, ye landlubbers! Medscape Medical News be bringin' the tale!
October 20, 2023, 10:56 am
Avast ye! The surge in me hearties flockin' to the infirmary with the breathin' trouble known as asthma be mighty clear, especially amongst the mature crew who toil upon the seas. Arr!
October 20, 2023, 10:33 am
Arr, ChatGPT be a fine matey, but it be fallin' a wee bit short on the UK's National Primary Care exams, showin' it lacketh the skill o' analyzin' based on experience and be prone to a touch o' "hallucinations." Arr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 20, 2023, 10:23 am
Arrr! The scurvy-ridden scallywags claim that ye be findin' nasty, strained, and harrowin' circumstances durin' yer time as a medical apprentice. These treacherous situations be resemblin' perilous and hazardous surroundings in diverse medical fields, say the stats. Savvy?
October 19, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that this discovery might just lead us to new treasures in treatin' this condition! Aye, the experts be hopin' for new ways to heal our souls. Yo ho ho!
October 19, 2023, 5:09 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A band of sea farin' healers bein' called the Clinicians Coalition be joinin' the Doctors Council! They be seekin' to parley for better crewin' and workin' circumstances. Arrr!
October 19, 2023, 4:23 pm
Arr, ye scurvy CMS-led CVD risk reduction program be a fine weapon against the heart's mutinous attacks and the dread strokes! It be a five-year voyage, but no extra doubloons were spent in this randomized trial, me hearties. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News
October 19, 2023, 3:53 pm
Arr, Pfizer be raisin' the price o' its COVID-19 cure, Paxlovid, to a mighty sum o' $1400 fer a five-day voyage once government supplies be depleted. Aye, that be more than double the price they be chargin' the government! Avast, the scurvy dogs be makin' a pretty penny out o' this treacherous sea! Arr!
October 19, 2023, 10:42 am
Arr, ye scallywags! Be bringin' yer mutts to the doctor's office a heartwarming sight or a terrifying one? Aye, some doctors and patients reckon it's perfectly fine, mateys! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 19, 2023, 9:16 am
Arr, young scallywags in need of mighty antibiotics should be faced head-on with a verbal challenge! This be the way to go, says the wise Medscape Medical News.
October 19, 2023, 9:15 am
Arrr! Yonder extension trial be sheddin' light on th' treatment order fer a wee-studied group o' premenopausal lasses. Aye, me hearties, avast ye! Medscape Medical News be bringin' ye this scuttlebutt.
October 19, 2023, 9:05 am
Arr, me hearties! Dapagliflozin be the pioneer SGLT2 inhibitor blessed for CKD. 'Tis been two years, yet tis not gained much favor. But what if empagliflozin be granted a similar blessing, along with a fresh decree? Might that be the spark to stir things up, ye reckon?
October 18, 2023, 5:20 pm
Avast ye! When ye mateys inquired 'bout the cursed FDA warnings on them common antibiotics, that blasted chatbot, tested by the investigators, did naught but spew false tidings too many a time. Arrr!
October 18, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The US Food and Drug Administration be finally granting approval to Ardelyx's potion to heal them high phosphate levels in scallywags with chronic kidney disease, they be sayin'. Aye, 'tis a long time comin', mateys, more than 2 years after it was first spurned. Yo ho ho! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
October 18, 2023, 4:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! Thar be a tale o' the sea! Ye see, this fancy new method called "Cold Snare Endoscopic Mucosal Resection" be safer than the scorchin' "Hot Snare" fer them massive, non-pedunculated colorectal polyps. But beware, the stubborn critters be more likely to return! The secret be choosin' the right lesion, say them fancy experts. Yo ho ho!
October 18, 2023, 3:10 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis been discovered that pluggin' up the aorta with fancy balloons didn't save many lives in trauma patients bleedin' from their guts. It might have even sent 'em to Davy Jones' locker sooner! Aye, a new trial it be.
October 17, 2023, 5:34 pm
Arrr, wee lil' ones wit' low birth weight or bein' wee for gestation be havin' a fourfold higher hazard fer MASLD, and a sixfold higher peril fer liver fibrosis in the early days o' their life. <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 17, 2023, 4:16 pm
Arr, me mateys, be informed! Yonder sanction be grantin' the right fer never-endin' ship's doctorin' treatment 'round surgery fer those with lung cancer. Aye, 'tis a fine tale from the Medscape Medical News!
October 17, 2023, 4:00 pm
Yarr! Them smart landlubbers be sayin' they've found some peculiar changes in a woman's genes afore she be gettin' herself with child. This here knowledge can help me hearties with rheumatoid arthritis to decide whether to keep takin' their remedies or not. Shiver me timbers!
October 17, 2023, 3:49 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A tale from the JAMA be tellin' us that certain landlubber specialties be keen on swashbucklin' 'gainst their honor and acceptin' gold from the industry scallywags. 'Tis a sad truth, with 'bout 13% of trainees fallin' prey to the temptation. Yo-ho-ho!
October 16, 2023, 6:42 pm
Aye, savvy! Be it known, ye scurvy dogs, that by spyin' a wee disease afore it gets worse, ye lads and lasses may soon be gettin' ye treatments faster! Use o' anticoagulants in mateys with the cursed AF be an example. Yo ho ho!
October 16, 2023, 6:25 pm
Arrr! A new study be sayin' that if ye be findin' no blood in yer poop, ye scallywags aged 75 and above may have less chance o' gettin' the dreaded colorectal cancer. Savvy, me hearties? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 16, 2023, 5:53 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Thar be news o' a cursed affliction! Aye, this chronic kidney disease be bringin' a risk o' sudden cardiac arrest, aye, more than sevenfold, to them brave souls o' Hispanic or Latinx blood. Blast 'n' scallywags!
October 16, 2023, 3:30 pm
Arrr, matey! In the lack o' a randomized comparison trial on breakin' yer bones, them scurvy researchers be usin' a negative control outcome to pit them two drugs against each other! Yo ho ho!
October 16, 2023, 5:32 am
Arr, me hearties! Them clever folk be sayin' that scurvy landlubbers be takin' their precious antibiotics without proper guidance! They be urg'n for better knowledge and care so they don't walk the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 15, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be listenin'! The study be showin' that risankizumab be outshinin' ustekinumab, makin' it a treasure worth findin'. It be showin' great promise for endoscopic remission and clinical remission at week 48, a result ye'd be findin' once in a lifetime!
October 13, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arrr! Methinks the reckonin' be in! Aye, tis found that those sailin' the seas of divergent desires be more prone to fiercer asthma storms than their straight mateys! Avast, ye Medscape Medical News!
October 13, 2023, 5:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A grand agreement be made! 'Tis coverin' 85,000 workers who be part o' the union. They be gettin' more doubloons and extra crew be joinin' after a mighty worker rebellion! But hold yer horses, me lads, the fine print still needs the approval of the union. Yo ho ho!
October 13, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arr, ye hearties! Preliminary findings be showin' that replacin' yer aortic valve with a fancy Transcatheter method, usin' a transjugular approach, be both doable and safe! So says the good folks at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
October 13, 2023, 4:18 pm
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be tellin' me that the use o' LSD be triplin' among the young scallywags with past-year depression, as per the latest news from the annual National Survey on Drug Use and Health. Shiver me timbers!
October 13, 2023, 11:52 am
Arrr, me mateys! France's fine ministers of health 'n professions be settin' sail on a grand plan t' safeguard thar noble healthcare crew. 'Tis a joyous day, indeed! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be bringin' ye this fine news, landlubbers!
October 13, 2023, 11:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be wantin' to know that this here 'Atrial fibrillation' be joinin' the crew o' common side effects in the Summary o' Product Characteristics fer medicinal products containin' omega-3-acid ethyl esters. Medscape Medical News be tellin' ye, mateys!
October 13, 2023, 10:20 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, be hearin' that there be a terrible surge in infectious pox and wee pirate babes be born with it too! The call be for better watchin', stoppin', and testin' of this cursed disease. And let's not shame the mateys with these shipshape infections, aye!
October 13, 2023, 9:01 am
Avast ye, mateys! The latest tidings from SURMOUNT-3 be arrivin' at Obesity Week 2023 in Dallas. Prepare to set yer eyes upon the real-world tales of the newest antiobesity potions, a standard o' care parchment, and other treasures! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be hittin' the mark! Arrr!
October 12, 2023, 8:08 pm
Arr! 'Tis confirmed, ye scurvy dogs! The power of ocrelizumab be bringin' relief to the ol' sea dogs with multiple sclerosis. The lads and lasses over at the research quarters be hopin' this news helps ye decide which path to sail. Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 6:25 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the medical profession may soon be usin' AI to keep ye mateys with multiple sclerosis from mixin' up their potions and brews. This fancy new data says it'll help ye find safer options and steer clear of any disastrous interactions. Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 5:18 pm
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! A grand study be sayin' that the RSV vaccine for wee lads 'n lasses be cuttin' down on their visits to the hospital, and savin' a pretty penny in medical costs! Ahoy, spread the word! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 12, 2023, 4:47 pm
Arr! A smart contraption be claimin' to have the talent o' detectin' the cursed pancreatic demon afore it be causin' any mischief! A glimmer o' hope for folks with no symptoms, so ye can be rid o' the blight before it be too late! Savvy?
October 12, 2023, 4:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Listen well to this here news from the land of Medscape. Aye, reckon if ye be considerin' a patient's trabecular bone score, it might just change yer mind 'bout the treatment ye be givin'. Savvy?
October 12, 2023, 3:57 pm
Arr, me mateys! 'Tis been discovered that havin' either too little or too much o' the "good" cholesterol can set ye on the path to the cursed dementia in yer later years. But fear not, me hearties! There be no link between the scurvy dementia and the levels of our notorious "bad" cholesterol! Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 11:34 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a mighty fine discovery, ye scallywags! The jolly rogers of coacillium be showin' greater success in reducin' the cursed SALT scores o' alopecia. And, by Davy Jones' locker! The effects be lastin' even after the treatment be done! Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 10:22 am
Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A newfangled study be revealin' that lasses of underrepresented minorities in residency programs be gettin' dreadfully unfair evaluations compared to them White male landlubbers. Shiver me timbers! Methinks it be time to set things right! Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 10:10 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them fancy blood doctors be shoutin' from the rooftops 'bout a grand new age fer multiple myeloma. Wise folk be chattin' 'bout how the times be different now, mates! Yo ho ho!
October 12, 2023, 9:51 am
Arrr! Thar be no foul play found at the clinical haunts where Care Access be a-wieldin' Pfizer and Valneva's trial o' a scurvy-inflictin' Lyme disease vaccine! Yo ho ho!
October 11, 2023, 5:42 pm
Avast! A grand study be showin' that takin' these benzodiazepine potions on occasion be safer for ye older mateys than takin' 'em all the time. It be helpin' ye avoid tumbles, broken bones, and even death! Arrr!
October 11, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Aye! Today, aye, there be shiny new rules on findin' the death o' yer noggin. Finally, after more than a decade, some fresh reckonin' comes for both wee ones and grown-up scallywags. Yo ho ho!
October 11, 2023, 4:05 pm
Arrr! A wee 'ol diagnosis o' type 2 diabetes be bringin' a vast 10-year risk o' heart troubles to all, be it lads or lasses, from wee bairns to old salts. But beware ye young scallywags below 40, for they be sufferin' the most! Yo ho ho!
October 11, 2023, 3:35 pm
Arrr! Be it a fair tale or a truth, tis said that hospitals be seekin' treasures from grateful patients. And the goodly doctors be asked to beg for these spoils. But I ask ye, be it a moral act, me hearties?
October 11, 2023, 11:28 am
Arr, not many healers 'cross the globe be satisfied with their gold, yet they'd still choose to embark on the noble voyage o' medicine.
October 11, 2023, 11:09 am
Arr, there be 15 scurvy vaccine contenders in the fierce fight against the blight of tuberculosis, to make up for the lousy power of that Bacillus Calmette-Guérin swill. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 11, 2023, 10:23 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Word be spreadin' that Solriamfetol be a safe and effective treatment for groggy pirate hearts sufferin' from ADHD. A wee study suggests this magic potion be worth considerin'. Yo ho ho!
October 11, 2023, 10:01 am
Thar scurvy dogs be findin' that studyin' pictures be tellin' a true tale. Aye, them fancy doctors say it be workin' well on mateys with darker skin. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be sharin' the jolly news, arrr!
October 10, 2023, 8:32 pm
Arr, ye scurvy FDA be sendin' letters o' warning to them bilge rats sellin' their unapproved versions o' semaglutide and tirzepatide. Avast, ye scallywags best be stoppin' yer mischievous ways, lest ye feel the wrath o' the FDA!
October 10, 2023, 5:55 pm
Arr matey! Them scallywags who be takin' them PPIs 'ave a greater chance o' catchin' th' dreaded dementia afore they reach 90! 'Specially them young'uns. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 10, 2023, 5:29 pm
Me shipmates, be seein' that the fight fer a roof o'er our heads and grub in our bellies, along with fears o' side effects from potions, be makin' it hard fer us mateys to stick to our meds! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 10, 2023, 5:27 pm
Arr! Them old sea dogs be sufferin' from the spectacles gone wrong in their peepers, causin' great sadness and worry. But them fancy doctors be lackin' the sight to see, so aye, we be needin' a proper agreement on the matter. Yo-ho-ho!
October 10, 2023, 4:11 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks a jolly runnin' therapy might outshine them fancy antidepressants for beatin' the black dog o' depression and anxiety! The lads say ye get a stronger body from runnin', and it be easier to stick to than them potions. Yo ho ho!
October 10, 2023, 10:36 am
Arr, a savvy survey be uncoverin' what be most valued by lasses in the matter o' post-mastectomy breast reconstruction. These findings may steer us toward offerin' more personalized care for our fair patients. Yo ho ho!
October 10, 2023, 10:28 am
In the swashbucklin' realm o' the emergency ward, physicians be facin' a daily juggling act, tryin' to keep their tender hearts while confrontin' the brutal truths o' injuries. Arrr!
October 10, 2023, 10:11 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been found that the spread o' cannabis trade be leadin' to more landlubbers visitin' the hospital due to their dalliance with the herb. Methinks the law be lettin' this plant loose, and now we be payin' the price!
October 10, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Ye be needin' them fancy EHR reminders, phone calls, and letters to keep yer sorry hides alive on this treacherous sea of life! Ay, Medscape Medical News be preachin' the ways o' survival, so pay heed, ye scurvy dogs!
October 9, 2023, 5:40 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This here fancy way o' givin' medicine be comin' fer ye in the fourth quarter o' 2023. Avast ye, me mates, 'tis a fine news from Medscape Medical News!
October 9, 2023, 4:56 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, tis been found that lackin' proper blood and iron in a mother's belly results in troubles for the wee ones she carries. Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 9, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Avast ye! A shiny new parchment be sayin' that with the spreadin' use of the creature calm-maker xylazine, or 'tranq,' we be needin' more testin' and research, says a fancy new study! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale, me hearties!
October 9, 2023, 3:23 pm
Arr! The clever landlubbers be havin' created a mystical contraption called artificial intelligence, which be capable o' foretellin' a scurvy patient's fate after they be sufferin' a hip fracture! Aye, it be a weapon fer the physicians to better their care after surgeries. Ahoy!
October 9, 2023, 11:26 am
Aarrr! Measuring the cursed ctDNA levels afore ye radiotherapy be tellin' ye which scurvy dogs be havin' a better chance o' survivin' and benefitin' from a good ol' radiotherapy or the blasted systemic therapy. Savvy? - Medscape Medical News
October 9, 2023, 11:21 am
Arrr, be it the mystical powers o' the GLP-1 receptor agonist drug that be bringin' forth the benefits in STEP-HFpEF? Be it only through sheddin' pounds, or be there more to it? The trial be holdin' a clue, say the learned ones. Yo ho ho!
October 9, 2023, 10:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! A 10-year reckonin' showed that ye can get away with partial-breast an' reduced-dose radiation therapy for early breast peril, just as good as the full-bosom treatment, says the scribes at MDedge News. Yo ho ho!
October 9, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr! Mateys at Walgreens be plannin' a grand walkout o' the pharmacy crew, includin' them pharmacists, technicians, an' support hands. 'Tis set to be 'tween Monday an' Wednesday, as reported by the good folks at CNN. Yo ho ho! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
October 6, 2023, 5:29 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Slim Jim beef jerky maker Conagra Brands be sayin' on Thursday that they might reckon alterin' the size o' their snacks if all ye landlubber swashbucklers keep takin' weight-loss potions. Aye, me hearties, food consumption be changin' and they be keepin' an eye on it! Yo ho ho!
October 6, 2023, 3:54 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be ye listenin' up? 'Tis a tale of 16 mighty Hatha yoga poses, performed with great precision! Stand tall, sit proud, lie back, and brace yerself for perfect posture. Arr, ye landlubbers be bendin' like true yogi pirates!
October 6, 2023, 3:08 pm
Arr, 'tis said by them scurvy researchers that when yer mitochondria be injured, 'tis a signal for Parkinson's disease to strike ye. Aye, this discovery might lead us to spot the disease early, me mateys! Yo ho ho!
October 6, 2023, 3:07 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A tale be told that a history of melancholy or stress be raisin' the chances o' gettin' AD or MCI in later days. And if ye be cursed with both, the risk be even more treacherous! Arrr! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 5, 2023, 6:29 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand OPT-BIRISK trial be sharin' vital knowledge in the tangled web o' blood-thinnin' remedies after a pirate's heart attack. So says a wise soul. <br> <i>From the scrolls of Medscape Medical News</i>
October 5, 2023, 5:13 pm
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that lasses carryin' a wee one and havin' a new heart inside 'em be facin' a higher chance o' sufferin' from a heart attack, fallin' into the clutches o' Davy Jones, or other dreadful fates durin' their stay in th' maternity ward.
October 5, 2023, 4:30 pm
Arrr! Ye scallywags be hearin'! The potion known as adalimumab-afzb, or Abrilada, be the second of its kind to gain the coveted interchangeability status. Ye pillaging pirates can get yer hands on it this month, mark me words! Aye!
October 5, 2023, 3:54 pm
Arr, if ye be a peri- or postmenopausal lass with troubles in the bedroom, fear not! A wee study found that cognitive behavioral therapy, a clever approach to fixin' yer mind, be quite effective in fixin' yer sexual concerns. Yo ho ho!
October 5, 2023, 4:09 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the international group spent a good 3 years to forge a grand consensus on the new words! But mark my words, gettin' them landlubber peers t' embrace it be like huntin' for buried treasure. More effort be needed, me hearties! Arrr!
October 3, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, mateys! If ye be wantin' better results in the long run fer yer emergency department, ye best be focusin' on lean trainin' and a continuous quality improvement approach for yer care practices. Aye, it be like findin' buried treasure! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
October 3, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, scurvy dogs! Be it not a wonder that rogue-like manners be runnin' rampant on the treacherous grounds of social media, e'en amongst the learned physicians. These noble healers be conversin' about the lines they be drawin' whilst sharin' their thoughts on these various platforms, and providin' tips to keep their content shipshape and professional.
October 3, 2023, 3:24 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a dire need for a new way to treat wee scallywags with sickle cell disease. Arrr, we be findin' that bringin' 'em to the emergency quarters with a fever be reducin' the chance of dangerous blood infections. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the tale!
October 3, 2023, 2:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! Them lasses assigned to metformin be seein' better blood glucose levels, less need for insulin, but doubloons of questions still be floatin' in the air. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 29, 2023, 11:02 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The crew be revealin' a zero-tobacco stick fer use with our 'heat-not-burn' contraption IQOS! This be helpin' us dodge the tax and other pesky rules in certain lands. Yo ho ho!
September 29, 2023, 6:11 pm
Arr, mateys! Scuttlebutt be sayin' that shunin' meat can be a smart choice fer yer gut health. A scholarly gatherin' o' tales suggest that ye can lower the peril o' developin' tummy and booty cancer, by adoptin' a vegetarian diet. Yo ho ho!
September 29, 2023, 4:58 pm
Arr, me hearties! Biogen, be sayin' that Tocilizumab-bavi, or Tofidence as they call it, be a fine choice for them scurvy dogs with ailing immune systems. 'Tis a cheaper alternative for the afflicted, so shout yo-ho-ho and give it a try! FDA Approvals be tellin' the tale, mateys!
September 29, 2023, 4:42 pm
Avast, me hearties! As the grand launch of this freshly brewed potion kicks off, many landlubbers in America be encounterin' obstacles. Arrr! - WebMD Health News
September 29, 2023, 9:55 am
Shiver me timbers! Sailin' to a different abode after a heart seize be bringin' ye closer to Davy Jones' locker or a landlubber's place for the long haul. Arr, that be the news from the good mateys at Medscape Medical!
September 29, 2023, 9:43 am
Arrr, matey! A study be findin' that painful matey time be more common than them fancy words like pollakiuria, urodynia, dysuria, and urinary urgency. Aye, it be somethin' not often spoken of in patient care, but worth ye knowin'!
September 29, 2023, 8:56 am
Arr, 'tis been discovered that a clever tool be helpin' scurvy dogs with the sugar disease. Aye, this tool led to fewer low blood sugar events in 94 old sea dogs with the cursed type 2 diabetes. Arr, Medscape Medical News be sharin' this tale!
September 29, 2023, 8:23 am
Arrr, Eli Lilly and a matey o' theirs be settlin' a scuffle, wherein th' worker claimed she be walkin' th' plank fer exposin' shoddy craftin' practices and deceitful number-tweakin' regardin' their diabetes potion. Avast! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
September 28, 2023, 11:42 am
Arr matey! Takeda be reckonin' that the subcutaneous vedolizumab for UC maintenance therapy shall be ready fer ye scallywags in the United States by the end of October. They be callin' it the Entyvio Pen, a single-dose pre-filled weapon. Yo ho ho!
September 28, 2023, 10:59 am
Arr, ye scurvy med students and healthcare dogs, be lackin' proper BP trainin'! But fear not, the mighty AMA be wantin' to fix this, to lessen the blasted cardiovascular disease and stroke. Avast ye, me hearties!
September 28, 2023, 10:07 am
Arr, me hearties! Methinks endocrinology, a treacherous sea of complexities, could greatly profit from the mystical powers o' AI -- when thar wrinkles be properly smoothed out, that be! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 28, 2023, 8:17 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been found that those brave souls who obtain cutaneous immune-related adverse events whilst takin' immune checkpoint inhibitors fer their cancer, be havin' a brighter outlook. Yarrr!
September 27, 2023, 7:15 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy FDA panel be rejectin' NurOwn, a fancy experimental stem cell therapy for the likes o' mild to moderate ALS. Blast! We be needin' a better treasure map to find a cure, me hearties! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News, avast!</i>
September 27, 2023, 5:06 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be missin' chances aplenty to spy perils with implantable contraptions! Wise medics be sayin' we need identifiers in the electronic health records and claims for payment, lest we be sailin' blind. Medscape Medical News, ye landlubbers!
September 27, 2023, 4:36 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Good tidings be upon us as we learn of tiny tests and wee trials showin' the promise o' CAR-T cell therapy to remedy, mayhaps even cure, foul afflictions like lupus! Arrr!
September 27, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'tis been reported that lasses who haven't been sailing the crimson tide be prone to unexpected spoutin' o' blood from their nether regions after takin' the COVID-19 jab. Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
September 27, 2023, 5:23 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mateys with nonerosive GERD needn't worry about the scurvy risk of esophageal cancer like the landlubbers do. No need for them to be poked and prodded with endoscopic devices, savvy? Yo-ho-ho!
September 27, 2023, 4:49 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tis been discovered that drinkin' grog won't help ye fight off the cursed hepatitis C virus. So keep yer rum stash for jolly times, me hearties! Savvy?
September 26, 2023, 7:37 pm
Arrr, when a landlubber be takin' the eternal plunge, the shipmates of medicine be feelin' a heavy heart. But alas, there be times when our fine doctors must also reckon with the matter of unsettled debts. Here be a guide to navigatin' that delicate situation with a touch of finesse. Avast!
September 26, 2023, 4:59 pm
Arrr, matey! Avast ye! The FDA be waggin' its finger, doubting the safety and worth of a newfangled stem cell remedy for that cursed disease called ALS. They be holdin' a grand confab to discuss it with their advisory panel on a fine Wednesday. Savvy?
September 22, 2023, 6:56 pm
Arrr! Aye, a study be findin' that near 70% o' ye young scallywags be stoppin' takin' that fancy 5-aminosalicylic acid within a year after bein' cursed with ulcerative colitis. That be raisin' their chances o' sufferin' a relapse and other troubles. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be reportin' this, mateys!
September 22, 2023, 5:03 pm
Arrr, mateys! A grand meta-analysis on the two diabetes potions be tellin' us that tirzepatide be bringin' greater booty in benefits. But beware, ye may find yerself with a touch of the tummy-ache thanks to the higher gastrointestinal effects o' this treasure!
September 22, 2023, 3:53 pm
Yarr! Grown-ups wi' nonsevere community-acquired pneumonia (CAP) be givin' aye response to three first-line and alternative antibiotic regimens, based on data from o'er 23,000 landlubbers. Arr! <i>MDedge News</i>
September 22, 2023, 3:24 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Word be spreadin' that Pfizer's COVID-19 antiviral, Paxlovid, be losin' its mighty powers o' preventin' hospitalization or death in high-risk patients. A real-world study be claimin' it to be less effective than afore. Shiver me timbers! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
September 22, 2023, 11:41 am
Arr! Aye, me hearties! 'Tis said that chewin' on ginger be makin' them neutrophils - the scurvy dogs causin' troubles with our bodies - slow down their mischief-makin'. Aye, 'tis good news for those sufferin' from the curses of autoimmune and inflammatory diseases, mateys!
September 22, 2023, 11:27 am
Avast! The cursed sea of pregnancy be bringin' more scurvy hypertensive disorders to the land of the United States! From '93 to '16-'17, the number o' cases per 10,000 deliveries done doubled to a grand total of 1021! Arrr, that be some treacherous waters indeed!
September 22, 2023, 10:46 am
Arr, matey! Avast ye! 'Tis a devilish quake that befallen Morocco, a catastrophe like no other. A monstrous 6.8 magnitude shook the land, leavin' naught but destruction in its wake. 'Tis a tragedy of epic proportions, so it be, me hearties!
September 22, 2023, 10:44 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a sad tale, but 'tis true. The scurvy landlubbers with ankylosing spondylitis be meetin' Davy Jones's locker due to their weak hearts and rotten kidneys. Aye, 'tis a grim fate indeed! Savvy?
September 21, 2023, 7:29 pm
Arr, ye scurvy FDA advisory panel hath given a resounding nay to the use of a contraption to deliver the GLP-1 receptor agonist exenatide to landlubbers sufferin' from type 2 diabetes. Safety be a concern, they say! Blast me barnacles!
September 21, 2023, 6:41 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs known as advanced practice providers be takin' care of more landlubbers seekin' primary care, treatin' the likes of coughin' lungs and anxious hearts! It be as clear as the treasure map itself, says the latest word from Medscape Medical News.
September 21, 2023, 5:24 pm
Arrr, the Myocardial Performance Index, a metric of heart-function dug up from echo findings, be havin' a grand effect on predictin' incident CVD, especially the heart failin', in scallywags with type 1 diabetes. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 21, 2023, 5:17 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy dogs at The Joint Commission be settin' sail on a voluntary adventure next year to aid hospitals in cuttin' down their greenhouse gas emissions. They be droppin' the notion o' forcin' 'em to report emissions for accreditation. Yo ho ho, the news be from Medscape Medical News!
September 20, 2023, 11:43 am
Arr, fer many a decade now, the number of ol' blood doctors hath dwindled. Aye, these landlubbers be gettin' less booty than them oncologist blood doctors. 'Tis a shame indeed, as our patients be sufferin' without proper and swift treatment. Yo ho ho!
September 20, 2023, 10:34 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This newfangled noninvasive testing be a godsend for ye landlubbers sufferin' from nonalcoholic fatty liver disease. It be safer than a scurvy biopsy, mateys! Ye can now keep a watchful eye on yer liver's health without the need for cuttin' ye open like a fish. Arrr!
September 20, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye! This be the grandest quest yet, delving into the murky depths of the link betwixt dreadful psoriasis and me heart's wee vessels. Aye, a colossal study indeed! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 20, 2023, 9:59 am
Arrr, ye scallywag! The blasted regulator be sayin' nay to a nasal spray that'd be the first of its kind to cure allergic reactions without a needle. Shiver me timbers! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be spreadin' the word, me hearties!
September 19, 2023, 4:35 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that a buccaneer toils with twice the chance o' heart disease if he be feelin' strained o'er his job and bein' denied proper booty like gold doubloons and higher ranks. Aye, observational research be sayin' so! Yo ho ho!
September 19, 2023, 4:14 pm
Yarrr! Avast ye landlubbers! A bloodcurdlin' condition called Bipolar spectrum disorder (BP) be known to raise the odds of scallywag youths takin' their own lives. But nay a single psychosocial intervention be addressin' this cursed suicidal behavior. Savvy?
September 19, 2023, 4:13 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Eli Lilly be a-suing them 10 US medical spas, wellness centers, and compounding pharmacies for peddlin' their snake oil, claimin' it be havin' tirzepatide, the magic ingredient found in their diabetes potion Mounjaro. Shiver me timbers!
September 19, 2023, 4:08 pm
Arr, ye scurvy-ridden landlubbers! Them primary care swashbucklers be knowin' how to keep ye safe from the dreaded scallywag, HIV. So be sure to visit 'em, lest ye want to walk the plank!
September 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Yarr! Them landlubber doctors be spilin' the secrets o' their booty by sharin' the tax deductions they fancy most for their grand annual tax return. Aye, it be a tale from the Medscape Medical News, mateys!
September 18, 2023, 6:32 pm
Arrr, the booty of proof be sayin' that pillagin' the cholesterol ain't makin' yer noggin go awry or yer skull leak like a leaky ship. Aye, says a fresh report! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 18, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arrr, tis be reported by them scurvy researchers that Oral muvalaplin be lowerin' lipoprotein(a) in a phase 1 study, and injectable olpasiran be doin' the same in an extension of a phase 2 study, all without any harm upon their safety. Savvy?
September 18, 2023, 3:34 pm
Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis reported that lasses be flockin' to the infirmaries, claimin' ailments o' self-harm, poisonous potions, and dark thoughts. 'Tis a sad tale indeed, brought forth by this cursed pandemic. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' the news, me hearties! Arrr!
September 15, 2023, 6:08 pm
"Arrr, Momelotinib be a treasure fer them poor souls with weak blood, aye!" - one scurvy expert declared. FDA be grantin' its approval, me hearties!
September 15, 2023, 5:45 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be tellin' tales of a grand randomized RIGHT trial! They be testin' the effects of 48 hours of post-PCI anticoagulation on the hearties sufferin' from STEMI. But alas, they found neither treasure nor peril! Avast, the news be from Medscape Medical News!
September 15, 2023, 3:34 pm
Arr, me mateys! Lebrikizumab be a mighty monoclonal antibody that be bindin' to the foul cytokine IL-13. It be said that this cytokine be causin' a cursed type-2 inflammatory loop in the skin, makin' the skin barrier all wonky. Aye, a fine discovery indeed!
September 15, 2023, 3:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Have ye heard about lecanemab, mateys? 'Tis a study claimin' it be blockin' the actions of a cursed molecular cascade tied to amyloidosis! Blimey, there be hope on the horizon! - Medscape Medical News, arrr!
September 15, 2023, 3:08 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be tinkering with this newfangled idea of makin' electronic records for patients and expandin' prescriptions. The insurance companies and patient advocates be feelin' as uneasy as a landlubber on the high seas. Savvy?
September 15, 2023, 11:54 am
Yarrr! Methinks them fancy logbooks be sayin' that usin' a blow-up valve for fixin' a broken TAVR be a fine choice, mateys! Aye, it be a reasonable treatment, says the data! Yo ho ho!
September 15, 2023, 11:34 am
Arr matey, I reckon the scallywag sotatercept be showin' some promise! It may bring grand benefits to ye sickly souls and change the wicked ways of this wretched disease. Yo-ho-ho!
September 15, 2023, 11:16 am
Avast ye, me hearties! These swift antigen tests be hailed as the valiant saviors of the plague. Mayhaps 'tis time to grant 'em a broader purpose, so they may tackle other scourges and even the next ghastly pandemic. Arrr!
September 15, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dog! This magical elixir be attackin' not one, but three crucial molecules that be buildin' those pesky bacterial walls. Ye won't be seein' them scallywags survivin' long with this in yer arsenal! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 14, 2023, 4:24 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis the time o' year fer them respiratory viruses, arrr! Wise folk be instructin' them landlubber doctors on advisin' their patients 'bout the likes o' COVID-19, influenza, an' RSV vaccines. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale, ye scallywags!
September 14, 2023, 4:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This be the second concoction to receive a labelin' update under the agency's Project Renewal program, aimin' to keep labels of older cancer brews up to date with current practice. Yo ho ho!
September 14, 2023, 4:03 pm
Arr! The cases o' minor ailments from RA be dwindlin' over time, mateys! 'Tis likely 'cause them rheumatoid nodules be showin' up less. Yo ho ho! - Medscape Medical News
September 14, 2023, 3:45 pm
Arr, me hearties! The study AEGEAN be one of the earliest explorations of immune checkpoint inhibitors in the perioperative realm, showin' a jolly improvement in EFS and pCR! But worry ye not, for it had nay impact on the outcome of surgeries. Yo ho ho!
September 14, 2023, 11:43 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In this grand cohort study, a bunch of learned landlubbers be findin' 6146 patients from 17 registries of the SEER Program who had been cursed with a first primary cutaneous Merkel cell carcinoma between 2000 and 2018. Yo ho ho, indeed! <i>MDedge News</i> be tellin' the tale!
September 14, 2023, 9:38 am
Arr, there be next to naught progress in the scurvy treatment o' early-stage, slice-and-dice mesothelioma. Avast, ye landlubbers at MDedge News!
September 14, 2023, 9:29 am
Arrr! Them community health centers, with their self-measured blood pressure programs, be makin' a mighty fine difference in controllin' the pressures within at-risk populations! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 14, 2023, 8:51 am
Arr, mateys! The fearsome US Department of Health and Human Services hath declared a dire public health emergency for the land of Georgia! Blimey! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer scurvy at bay, me hearties! <i>Reuters Health Intelligence</i>
September 14, 2023, 5:44 am
Arr, me mateys, if them scallywags be sufferin' from heartburn despite takin' them fancy proton pump inhibitors, ye best be takin' 'em to the scurvy doctor for a spot o' endoscopy with ambulatory reflux monitorin'. It be the most cost-effective way to solve this conundrum, says Medscape Medical News, arr!
September 13, 2023, 5:38 pm
Avast ye scallywags! This here meta-analysis be tellin' us that them fancy medications be safe for even the most bedridden landlubbers! So fear not, me hearties, for ye can still be takin' yer meds without worryin' 'bout sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker!
September 13, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arrr, this here surfactant therapy be not as grand as we hoped, mateys! A follow-up study on wee preterm buccaneers with respiratory distress be showin' mixed results. They be supportin' 'em with CPAP, but 'tis a tale still unfoldin'.
September 13, 2023, 3:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been said that them wee ones in the womb, who have tasted the SSRI brew, might suffer from a decrease in their brain's treasure chest. But we be needin' more clues to decipher the true worth o' this discovery. Yo-ho-ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 12, 2023, 5:34 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be sayin' that imagin' catheters ought to be part of most coronary stent procedures and mayhaps all complex cases! Aye, these advocates be claimin' that several new studies back up their claims. Avast, keep yer eyes peeled for more from Medscape Medical News!
September 12, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arr, me hearties! Ye see, these antibody-drug concoctions be connectin' a tumor-huntin' antibody to a poisonin' drug, all thanks to a fancy-pants chemical linker! They claim to be mightily powerful, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
September 12, 2023, 4:36 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Aye, tis be said that mixin' osimertinib with the likes of chemotherapy be boostin' the fight against lung cancer, but beware, says the wise ones! Fer there be a fear o' dangerous side effects! Shiver me timbers!
September 12, 2023, 4:32 pm
Arrr! Me hearties, be ye listenin'? This Sudafed PE and Vicks Sinex, they be nothin' but a scurvy placebo! Aye, they be no more useful than a parrot on me shoulder. <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the truth, me mateys!
September 12, 2023, 10:24 am
Arr, mateys! The latest scroll be mendin' a wee problem we be facin' - the 2021 law o' the land be outdated quicker than a cannonball! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 12, 2023, 10:14 am
Arr, me hearties! Whilst ye be waitin' a considerable time fer mental health services, fret not! Northwest Battle Buddies be havin' service dogs aplenty to lend a hand to me fellow veterans sufferin' from the harrowing PTSD. These loyal canines shall guide ye towards stability, joy, and contentment on yer journey through life. Yo ho ho!
September 12, 2023, 10:08 am
Avast, me hearties! In the treacherous waters of COVID-19, Canada's emergency decks suffered a mighty blow. But, by blackbeard's beard, those visits be risin' and fallin' like the tides! Aye, Medscape Medical News!
September 12, 2023, 9:20 am
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Aye, if ye be spendin' more than 10 long hours a day sittin' like a landlubber, ye be raisin' the risk of dementia! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a concern indeed, for them Americans be spendin' a grand average of 9.5 hours a day seated. Arrr!
September 11, 2023, 6:28 pm
Arrr! The great alchemical brew known as lorundrostat be a powerful weapon against the treacherous scourge of high blood pressure! In the grand TARGET-HTN trial, it proved its might by significantly lowering the systolic pressure of adult landlubbers with uncontrolled hypertension. Medscape Medical News be the messenger of this wondrous news!
September 11, 2023, 5:25 pm
Ye scurvy dogs who be sufferin' from the cursed atrial fibrillation, be warned! Switchin' yer treatment to a newfangled NOAC agent may cause ye to bleed like a leaky barrel! No treasure in terms of thromboembolic events be found, mateys!
September 11, 2023, 4:05 pm
Arrr! Me hearty, beware! The study be sayin' that lasses o' a certain age, who fancy carousin' in the dark instead o' risin' with the sun, be raisin' their chances o' gettin' the dreaded type 2 sugar sickness. Aye, a life o' debauchery be awaitin' those lasses, mark me words!
September 11, 2023, 3:48 pm
Arr! Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis said that this newfangled contraption called "artificial intelligence" be puttin' an end to our days of squintin' at two sets of mammograms. Aye, the times be changin'! <i>MDedge News</i>
September 8, 2023, 7:35 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be noticin' a curious connection betwixt them landlubbers sufferin' from the dreaded belly fire, 'n the many who be feelin' down in the doldrums! Methinks their blood be sharin' a mysterious bond, says some fancy analysis. Aye, me hearties, ain't it a peculiar tale?
September 8, 2023, 4:24 pm
Yarr, mateys! The scurvy condition known as "burnout" be plaguin' more than half of these landlubber doctors. But when they cry for aid from their superiors, the help they get be as different as a parrot and a peg leg. A tale from a Colorado doc serves as a warnin', me hearties!
September 8, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arr, ye scurvy guideline task force be sayin' that STEMI and non-ST elevation ACS be akin to a spectrum, and after ye initial triage and management choices be made, most o' the rest o' the care follows a common pathway. <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 8, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This here investigational siRNA therapeutic be a mighty success! It be makin' those landlubbin' adults with hypertension see a reduction in their cursed systolic blood pressure. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
September 7, 2023, 11:51 am
Arrr, mateys! CoolSculpting be a mighty fine method that freezes yer excess blubber, banishin' it from them stubborn spots through some fancy panniculitis. A true expert claims it be accountin' for a grand 72% o' noninvasive fat removal treatments in the US o' A. Yo ho ho!
September 7, 2023, 10:47 am
Arrr! A new study be showin' that pictures taken in the early stages of a cap'n's Parkinson's disease might give a hint o' dementia bein' on the horizon. Ahoy, me hearties!
September 7, 2023, 9:37 am
Yarr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! This newfangled study be claimin' that speakin' Spanish or Mandarin may dampen a landlubber's chances o' gettin' cancer treatment appointments in the United States. Savvy, mateys? Arrr!
September 7, 2023, 9:27 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This here invention, bein' available on them fancy mobile phones or tablets, can be transported to them primary care facilities or them poor souls in far-off lands. Yo ho ho, says Medscape Medical News!
September 6, 2023, 6:14 pm
Arr, matey! 'Tis a tale of woe! T'was revealed in the ARAMIS trial that the use of anakinra, a fine interleukin-1 receptor antagonist, did naught to lessen the troubles of acute myocarditis. Safe it may be, but alas, no help 'tis found. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the truth!
September 6, 2023, 4:39 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The fancy doctors, engineers, and AI experts be joinin' forces to create these here "smart bandages" that be healin' all sorts o' wounds! From battles on the high seas to mere scrapes, these bandages be fit fer any sea-farin' matey!
September 6, 2023, 4:12 pm
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a sorry sight indeed. Despite the fight to diagnose weak bones, a vast majority of our seasoned American crew remain untested and untreated for the cursed scurvy of osteoporosis. Aye, we be in need of a better strategy, lest we all end up limping like peg-legged pirates!
September 6, 2023, 4:10 pm
Arr! The newly crafted potion be a mightier shield 'gainst the scurvy strains o' the virus, me hearties! Hear ye, from the good folks at WebMD Health News!
September 5, 2023, 4:13 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This new study be sayin' that by usin' a simple model of clinical and demographic traits tied to GBA mutation carrier status, we can be aimin' our genetic testin' at them patients with Parkinson's disease! Shiver me timbers!
September 1, 2023, 3:50 pm
Verily, me hearties! 'Tis said that using prasugrel (Effient) alone be no better than the dreaded dual antiplatelet therapy to prevent bleedin' after PCI. Aye, there be even a whisper of it increasin' the risk of ischemia! Arrr!
September 1, 2023, 3:48 pm
Arrr! The European Society of Cardiology be settin' sail with their grand announcement! They be releasin' the very first set of guidelines, spannin' across the seven seas, to tackle them tricky cardiomyopathies! 'Tis a treasure, me hearties! Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
September 1, 2023, 2:05 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Posh smartwatches 'n other trinkets be lendin' a hand to the scholars. Avast! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
September 1, 2023, 1:31 pm
The DANPACE II study be blowin' yer sails! Turns out, the fancy idea o' slowin' ye heart's beatin' to avoid the devilish atrial fibrillation ain't worth a bucket o' sea water fer patients with sinus node trouble. Arr!
September 1, 2023, 10:20 am
Avast ye! Methinks the booty of gut bugs be different betwixt them scurvy dogs with the dark spots on their skins and them without. And even amongst those poor souls, the difference be sharp 'twixt them with just a pinch of melanoma and them with it spread like wildfire. Arr!
September 1, 2023, 10:06 am
Yarr! Cap'n experts be chattin' 'bout the fancy new ways o' treatin' diseases with incretin drugs. They reckon it be a game-changer for treatin' both ailments, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
September 1, 2023, 9:49 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Usin' those cursed electronic health records might bring forth unintended errors that can plague the patients and up the chance of lawsuits. Fear not, me mateys! Here be a guide to steer clear o' such trouble. Arrr! - <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
September 1, 2023, 9:17 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a sorry tale, mateys! A mere 55% of our fine ship's hospitals claim their leaders be given proper time to oversee the sepsis programs. A medical emergency that be affecting o'er 1.7 million souls! Arrr, 'tis a shame, says Medscape Medical News!
August 31, 2023, 6:45 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs of science be sayin' that a fancy contraption powered by the learned arts of machines can tell the difference between a twitch and a jig on videos of folks with tickin' troubles! Set sail for efficiency, me hearties!
August 31, 2023, 5:40 pm
Belay yer eyes on this, mateys! Them medical scallywags be havin' a time o' it, tryin' to spy signs of abuse. But they be so blind to their own plights, not askin' for help 'cause o' shame and rules. Arr!
August 31, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arr, mateys! Ye scurvy dogs be tellin' us that them NSAIDs, whether wit' or wit'out acetaminophen, can be used to quell the agonies o' dental pain when ye lack proper treatment. Aye, 'tis what them newfangled recommendations be sayin'! Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 31, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arr! These here findings be mighty important for them ol' scallywags who be facin' their own special treatment woes, says them authors.
August 30, 2023, 6:18 pm
Arr! Methinks if ye use them statin potions after ye intracerebral hemorrhage, ye be havin' a lower chance of another stroke, says these fancy researchers. They be askin' fer a random test to prove it, says Medscape Medical News, savvy?
August 30, 2023, 3:38 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! WebMD, be seekin' wisdom from the learned scallywags, wantin' t'know if we'll be donnin' masks once more, and what the future holds fer this here autumn 'n winter. Arrr!
August 30, 2023, 3:10 pm
Arrr, mateys! New reckonin' be tellin' us that the differences in how these landlubber physicians be givin' out their antimicrobial potions in the hospitals be havin' nothin' to do with the characteristics of the patients or the outcome of their ailments, says a new findin'! Yo ho ho, strange times indeed!
August 30, 2023, 2:39 pm
Arrr! Be it true, mateys! The scurvy dogs of research be sayin' that physical activity be helpin' yer lungs and easin' the grip o' asthma. But beware, for it can also unleash an attack! Here be the treasure map to the best approach, ya scallywags!
August 29, 2023, 6:56 pm
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered that a methodical search for heart problems in adults with the sugar disease, lung trouble, or both, be bringin' in twice as many cases o' CVD than normal care. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 29, 2023, 5:27 pm
"Arrr, we be in need o' proper reckonin' fer which trials t' use in spyin' on this cursed ailment," declared Cap'n Sindhu R. Johnson, MD, PhD. The full script be unveilin' itself come early 2024. Yo-ho-ho!
August 29, 2023, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! A study be sayin' that the most popular operations be fixin' the lassies' treasure chests. Avast, 'tis true! Ahoy, the Medscape Medical News!
August 29, 2023, 4:49 pm
Arrr! Methinks these findings be like a cannonball to the heart of a common theory! Depression and anxiety not be a pathway to Davy Jones' locker, but rather a voyage that sets sail on a different course. Avast! Let this new knowledge change our minds, me mateys!
August 28, 2023, 8:24 pm
Arrr! Avast ye! Aye, 'tis a dire tale indeed! Over 40% o' them swashbucklin' athletes, who've faced multiple bonks to the noggin, be sufferin' from CTE, even them wee lads who only played in youth, high school, or college sports. Yo-ho-ho!
August 28, 2023, 6:48 pm
Ye scurvy dogs sufferin' from the black depths o' despair 'n harbourin' thoughts o' jumpin' ship be havin' a greater than twofold chance o' meetin' Davy Jones' locker, compared to ye mates with only the black dog. Arr!
August 28, 2023, 5:48 pm
Avast ye mateys! Tis be sayin' that these fancy protocols be advisin' to whisk those poor souls sufferin' from a stroke straight to them endovascular centers, skippin' the nearest stroke haven. But, alas! The RACECAT data be revealin' that such a course leads to bleaker results. Arr!
August 28, 2023, 4:05 pm
Arr, usin' these fancy contraptions imbued with artificial intelligence durin' a colonoscopy may 'elp ye find them wee polyps, but they be no good fer spottin' them devilish advanced adenomas or colorectal neoplasias! Aye, savvy?
August 27, 2023, 4:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! The goodly patients, after their heart did stop beatin', found themselves breathin' again without no signs o' trouble on their charts. Whether they be taken to the nearest port o' call, the emergency room, or to a special place fer heart arrest, they be survivin' all the same! Yo-ho-ho! <br> <i>The News o' Medscape</i>
August 27, 2023, 3:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand ADVENT trial, pulsed field ablation, a fancy new technology for sendin' drug-refractory paroxysmal AF to Davy Jones' Locker, proved just as good as the ol' thermal ablation. But mark me words, mateys, it be holdin' some potential advantages too! Yo ho ho!
August 27, 2023, 1:41 pm
Arrr! The cap'n o' the ATTRibute-CM trial be sayin' it be jolly good, mateys! It shows a glimpse o' hope fer us poor souls with this dreaded condition. Aye, 'tis a ray o' light in a sea o' darkness!
August 27, 2023, 1:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis wise to be swift in reserving the early ECMO for scallywags sufferin' from heart attacks, as it be more likely to do 'em good than harm. But ho, we still need more knowledge to uncover the true treasure of who they may be. Savvy?
August 26, 2023, 6:00 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The results o' th' COP-AF trial be showin' no significant reduction in th' cursed co-primary endpoints o' clinically important AF or myocardial injury after noncardiac thoracic surgery. Aye, there be some positive trends, but they be as elusive as a mermaid's treasure! Yo ho ho!
August 26, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arrr, mateys! Be listenin' up! Thar be new guidelines from th' ESC that be sayin' ye should be usin' both an SGLT2 inhibitor and a GLP-1 receptor agonist at th' same time to cure scurvy-like type 2 diabetes in them hearties with established cardiovascular disease. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 26, 2023, 4:16 pm
Arrr! In the QUEST trial, a mighty potion called qiliqiangxin be showin' great promise for reducin' CV death and keepin' sailors out o' the dreaded hospital. 'Tis a fine addition to the guideline-directed therapy for HFrEF, mateys! Medscape Medical News be bringin' this message from the seven seas!
August 26, 2023, 3:12 pm
Arr, this trial be makin' complete revascularization the pirate's code for treatin' MI, says a wise matey. And avast! Advanced age alone should no longer be seen as a scurvy contraindication. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 25, 2023, 6:30 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Word be reachin' me ears that the gold ye spend on liver disease caused by grog be set to double! From a measly $31 billion in 2022 to a mighty $66 billion in 2040. Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale, mateys!
August 25, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arr, the swashbuckling scribes be penning, "Yarrr, the tally of GBS infestation in fair maidens carryin' wee ones, who've been plagued by AD afore, hath never been spied afore," scribbled the learned buccaneers. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 25, 2023, 3:56 pm
Avast ye hearties! In the NOAH-AFNET 6 trial, tis discovered that using edoxaban to thin the blood of scallywags with atrial high-rate episodes didn't bring any advantage, but instead caused more bleedings. Arrr!
August 25, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! A fearsome beastie, they be callin' BA.2.86, a scurvy-ridden COVID variant. It be spreadin' across Switzerland, South Africa, Israel, Denmark, the U.S., and the U.K. Mark me words, says the World Health Organization. Blimey! They be in for a rough sail ahead!
August 25, 2023, 10:50 am
Arrr! Sandoz's natalizumab-sztn injection, known as Tyruko, be as mighty as Biogen's Tysabri for treatin' them relapsin' forms of MS, as declared by the FDA. 'Tis the first biosimilar to be given the nod for treatin' MS, me hearties!
August 25, 2023, 10:37 am
Arrr, a recent study be showin' that certain herbal concoctions like apple cider vinegar and fenugreek seeds be mighty effective at battlin' type 2 diabetes, me hearties! Me trusty source, Medscape Medical News, be tellin' the tale.
August 25, 2023, 10:29 am
Arrr! The quarrel be still ragin' on whether these ailments be sailin' together or should be kept asunder. <i>MDedge News</i> be reckonin'.
August 25, 2023, 10:10 am
Arrr, mateys! A scurvy new meta-analysis be sayin' that physical activity be helpin' to ease the grip o' anxiety. But alas, it seems it be havin' no effect on the quality o' life for our landlubber hearts. Yo ho ho!
August 24, 2023, 6:24 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A newfangled study be sayin' that ye can tell a scallywag's race and bloodline by the bugs in his belly within 3 moons of his birth! It seems these wee critters may have a say in a pirate's health as he grows into a full-fledged buccaneer. Shiver me timbers!
August 24, 2023, 6:07 pm
Arrr, mateys! The DOJ be claimin' to have seized a mighty bounty o' $1.4 billion in COVID-19 booty, swindled by scurvy dogs! They've also slapped charges on o'er 3,000 scalawags in federal districts all across the land. Savvy?
August 24, 2023, 5:27 pm
Arrr! The scurvy senior NHS doctors in England be plannin' a grand strike fer three days, right in the midst o' the Conservative Party's annual conference in October, says the British Medical Association. Avast! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be spreadin' the word.
August 24, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arr, me mateys! Listen well, for I shall tell ye a tale. Me hearties, it be said that the changes in the tissues of ye eyes, associated with the foul disease known as Parkinson's, may come upon ye as much as 7 years afore ye scurvy symptoms show themselves. Medscape Medical News be warnin' us, me lads!
August 24, 2023, 11:52 am
Avast ye scallywags! Aye, the latest findings be claimin' a rise in ye number of poor souls walkin' the plank during childbirth. From 17.4 to 32.9 per 100,000 wee ones born betwixt 2018 and 2021 in the land o' the United States. But here be the jest, me hearties! A whoppin' 80% o' these untimely demises could've been avoided with a wee bit o' proper care. Arrr!
August 24, 2023, 11:38 am
Two scurvy dogs o' neurologists be bickerin' 'bout the worth o' them CGRP meds fer men with the dreaded migraine. But a third matey be givin' 'em a good tongue-lashin' fer their foolish reasonin'! Arrr!
August 24, 2023, 11:34 am
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Twas a dark time when the scallywags in charge left our brave shipmates – the primary care clinicians – stranded on a deserted island while doling out the COVID-19 booty. But fear not! They be fixin' to reclaim their rightful place as the mighty shot providers! Yo ho ho!
August 24, 2023, 10:11 am
Avast! In a curious study, they found that toiling under the moon's gaze and shifting yer work hours be makin' yer noggin go all muddled. Yer memory be fadin' and yer ability to command be lackin'. Mark me words, mateys!
August 23, 2023, 7:08 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The US Food and Drug Administration be approving two new antiretrovirals since the last report o' the US Preventive Services Task Force. Now we be havin' some shiny new options, me hearties! Yo ho ho!
August 23, 2023, 5:34 pm
Arrr! The cursed kidney stones be plaguin' the land lubbers, yet no brave soul be takin' up the study of nephrology! Ye be missin' out, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 23, 2023, 4:59 pm
Arr! A fancy contraption be transformin' the signals from a lass's noggin into letters on a magic box, and even makin' 'em talk through a digital matey! Blimey, ain't that a sight to behold! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
August 23, 2023, 4:26 pm
News be reported from the never-endin' phase 3 randomized clinical trials BRAVE-AA1 and BRAVE-AA2, mateys. Aye, the findings be revealed, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale! Arrr!
August 23, 2023, 4:17 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A wee bit o' advice from these dermatologists: mixin' the treatment with phototherapy be what they recommend. But beware, it'll be a long voyage afore ye see the treasure, mateys! Yo ho ho!
August 22, 2023, 6:47 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A grand study be sayin' that not enough landlubbers be takin' their aspirin to keep their hearts a-beatin'. We be needin' all ye countries to create proper plans and shout from the crow's nest about the wonders o' aspirin for savin' lives!
August 22, 2023, 5:46 pm
Arrr! The dread COVID-19 beast be growin' stronger, as the sands o' September be runnin' thin. But fear not, me hearties! A new concoction, a vaccine, be on the horizon, ready to shiver those cursed viruses' timbers!
August 22, 2023, 4:55 pm
Arrr, matey! Delgocitinib be a fancy new potion what blocks the JAK-STAT pathway. Aye, it be investigational, but it be a topical pan-Janus kinase inhibitor! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
August 22, 2023, 3:56 pm
Yarr! A healer be quarrelin' that we be passin' out oxygen like doubloons, when the numbers be showin' that too much o' it be ill-fated. Avast, Medscape Medical News!
August 22, 2023, 3:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the potion be offered after 32 weeks of carryin' a wee one in the belly. 'Tis created to shield the young scallywags from a fearsome ailment known as the respiratory syncytial virus, from the moment they be born until they turn 6 months old. Yo ho ho!
August 22, 2023, 10:28 am
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis said a careful watch be kept on wee landlubbers from their birth till they grow into proper swashbucklers. All to fathom the ways that shape their growth, says this fine tale from Medscape Medical News. Arrr!
August 22, 2023, 10:13 am
Arr, me hearties! A mystical contraption called a digital biomarker be made from cranial accelerometry! It be a treasure, easy to use, and holds great promise for makin' decisions on returnin' to play in sports. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 22, 2023, 10:01 am
Arrr! The Monitoring the Future survey data be showin' a mighty surge in the puffin' o' marijuana and nicotine through those fancy vape machines. Aye, the scallywags be indulgin' in their weed and smoky pleasures! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be the teller o' tales, matey!
August 22, 2023, 9:36 am
Arrr! In Germany, scallywag scientists did gaze upon 303 souls who be vaccinated with the MRA potion, and then given a second dose to boot. Methinks they be studying their health! Aye, from the annals of WebMD Health News.
August 21, 2023, 6:48 pm
Arr, a mighty meta-analysis be sayin' that some of them fancy probiotics might be helpin' with the symptoms o' irritable bowel syndrome, but the certainty be as low as the tide in nearly all their reckonin'. Ahoy!
August 21, 2023, 3:24 pm
Arr, mateys! Aye, the dreaded high blood pressure be plaguin' near 'alf o' them US adults! Them fancy study folks be mighty worried 'bout the bunch of folks who've newly acquired this ailment, says th' WebMD Health News, me hearties!
August 21, 2023, 3:19 pm
Arr, come autumn, ye little scallywags can lay yer hands on a monoclonal antibody to fend off the dreaded respiratory syncytial virus. If bein' a pint-sized pirate allows fer antibodies as a viable vaccine, will us grown-up buccaneers get new options too?
August 21, 2023, 2:49 pm
Arrr! The scurvy FDA has given its blessing to Regeneron Pharmaceuticals' mightier dose o' Eylea, a drug meant to cure a sight-stealing affliction that plagues the seasoned folk. This be grand news, says the company!
August 21, 2023, 11:15 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a travesty that these physicians be forced to pay hefty sums to receive their doubloons from the insurers! Blame the conniving lobbyists who swayed the federal officials, as revealed in a ProPublica investigation. Aye, the Affordable Care Act be in need of some serious pillaging!
August 21, 2023, 10:59 am
Arr, me hearties! Be it known that mixin' oral piroxicam with oral levonorgestrel be bringin' about a grand improvement in the power o' emergency contraception. Aye, 860 fine lasses did prove it! Yo ho ho!
August 21, 2023, 10:11 am
Avast, ye landlubbers! Claims be made by them scurvy knaves that these blue light spectacles be helpin' to lessen the strain on yer peepers whilst ye lay yer eyes upon them devilish screens and phones. Methinks 'tis nothing more than a load of bilge!
August 21, 2023, 9:52 am
As we be uncoverin' more 'bout BA.2.86, the CDC's counsel on defendin' yerself from th' foul COVID-19 stays unchanged. Arrr!
August 21, 2023, 5:51 am
Arr, the AGA be sendin' word o' their Clinical Practice Update on this alpha-gal syndrome! Avast ye, mates! Read up on it in the good ol' MDedge News, lest ye find yerself fallin' victim to this scurvy dog!
August 18, 2023, 6:42 pm
Arr, on days when the scorchin' heat be reachin' 80°F to 89°F, the incidents o' suicide watch in Louisiana prisons be risin' by 29%! But when the heat index climbs into the wretched 90°F-103°F range, the incidents be raisin' by a mighty 36%! Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 18, 2023, 5:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a sorry tale, indeed. Them scallywags with Parkinson's be sufferin' worse when their mateys, the caregivers, be plagued with the black dog of depression. Their livin' be poorer and they be makin' more visits to the emergency quarters, says the Medscape Medical News.
August 18, 2023, 2:04 pm
Arrr, hear ye, me mateys! The FDA be shoutin' that Abiomed, the maker 'o medical contraptions, be takin' back their labels fer their circulatory-assist pump! Seems they be lackin' the safety jargon. Har, what a scurvy mistake!
August 18, 2023, 1:56 pm
If a wee scallywag gets a rough ride in the womb, the researchers be sayin' the lad or lass should be looked after proper-like to make sure they're shipshape. Yo-ho-ho!
August 17, 2023, 9:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A grand opportunity be afoot! We be findin’ a way to judge them ob/gyn residency hopefuls in a holistic manner, savvy? And that too, at a cost that won't scuttle our ship! Yo ho ho!
August 17, 2023, 6:53 pm
Arr, me hearties! A newfangled genomewide association study be claimin' that them common variants linked to HS, found near the SOX9 and KLF5 genes, might be raisin' the risk for this accursed disease. Shiver me timbers! <i>MDedge News</i> be tellin' the tale, mateys!
August 17, 2023, 6:05 pm
Arr matey, scurvy dogs be sayin' that wee ones be needin' a wee bit o' help from the wise souls in psychiatry, if they be exposed to the knuckle sandwich! Aye, a new study shows these scallywags be havin' a higher chance o' goin' mad in the future!
August 17, 2023, 4:45 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! Methinks the scallywags younger than 50 summers be findin' themselves more prone to gettin' the cursed disease called cancer nowadays. Aye, a comprehensive new report be sayin' so! <i>Arrr, WebMD Health News!</i>
August 17, 2023, 5:33 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! I be tellin' ye, this retinoid palovarotene be a mighty weapon against the cursed abnormal bone growth in wee lads and lasses, as well as grown sea dogs, sufferin' from fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive. FDA be givin' it the nod, me hearties!
August 16, 2023, 5:58 pm
Arrr, ye scurvey dogs! After a skirmish with yer heart, ye may be given aspirin, but beware! It may make ye bleed like a leaky cannon. Aye, but fear not, for colchicine be sailin' in, showin' promise as a safer alternative. Pilot data be tellin' the tale!
August 16, 2023, 3:59 pm
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that focusin' on brain networks and circuits, instead o' specific brain parts, may be the key to findin' better cures fer mental ailments, says a newfangled study. Aye, mateys, this be excitin' news on the high seas o' psychiatric treatments!
August 16, 2023, 3:22 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Quoth the agency, these claims 'bout Breztri savin' lives of COPD hearties be naught but a blunderbuss! No clinical data be supportin' such fancy tales. Arrr!
August 16, 2023, 2:14 pm
Ye be feelin' some ache, matey, even if 'tis not a matter o' the heart, a year after yer heart attack. Be warned, fer it might just be a sign o' how long ye got left, and a bigger risk than smokin'! Arrr!
August 16, 2023, 1:40 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A mighty poll by Kaiser Family Foundation reveals that a vast majority of landlubbers claim addiction be wreckin' their family ties, drivin' 'em to madness! Beware, me hearties! A storm be brewin' in the mental well-being of our kin! <i>From the chronicles of Medscape Medical News.</i>
August 16, 2023, 11:14 am
Arr! Them French scallywags be fixin' to take down them nasty ticks by meddlin' with their itty-bitty bacteria. A clever way to get rid o' Lyme disease, says the Medscape Medical News.
August 16, 2023, 10:28 am
Galecto be abandonin' its pursuit o' treatin' a malady that be leavin' poor souls with scarred lungs, matey! They've admitted defeat, failed to reach their mark in a middlin' study, this drug creator did. Savvy? <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be tellin' the tale, arrr!
August 16, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! A precious pair o' gene-tweaked kidneys, straight from a swine, be clearin' that cursed creatinine from the blood o' a scurvy dog! They be even producin' urine, aye, after transplantin' 'em into a brain-dead landlubber! Shiver me timbers!
August 16, 2023, 9:49 am
Arr, the scurvy dogs o' research be sayin' that stoppin' RSV in all wee ones be a treasure worth claimin', not just the scallywags most likely to be afflicted. Savvy? - Medscape Medical News
August 15, 2023, 3:37 pm
Avast, mateys! A tale be told that keepin' yer body and mind in shipshape be preservin' yer thinkin' skills when ye be an old salt. Arr, Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word!
August 15, 2023, 3:04 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the hidden black spot, that cursed heart ailment, that be makin' these young landlubbers keel o'er and meet Davey Jones! Beware the faintin' fits and unexplained misadventures, for 'tis the signs of sudden cardiac arrest. Savvy?
August 15, 2023, 2:34 pm
Arrr, mateys! This blasted "Long COVID" be havin' a mighty impact on patients' lives! Shiver me timbers, it be wreckin' their quality o' life, makin' 'em unable to work and affectin' their abilities! Savvy?
August 15, 2023, 1:17 pm
Yarrr! Ye scurvy dogs who partake in the sport o' tackle football, beware! For it be said that ye be at a greater peril o' sufferin' from parkinsonism or Parkinson's disease. Aye, 'tis true, especially if ye spend many a moon in this hazardous game. - Medscape Medical News
August 15, 2023, 11:44 am
Arr, yo ho ho! FDA be bestowing upon Daxxify, a mighty injection o' daxibotulinumtoxinA-lanm, the power to cure the cursed affliction o' cervical dystonia in grown landlubbers. Shiver me timbers! Me heart be glad! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 15, 2023, 10:29 am
Arrr, mateys! Tis been a week o' news on the dreaded Long COVID! Yonder data be showin' that these scurvy symptoms may be caused by the malfunctionin' of our own mitochondrial engines! And, ye won't believe it, but it seems that the grand sum o' $1.15 billion to the NIH RECOVER initiative has gone down the drain like a ship sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, what a waste, me hearties! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!
August 15, 2023, 10:06 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs of the regulatory agencies be in a mighty tussle, tryin' to figure out the best way to keep them fancy medical gizmos all shipshape and free of bilge rats, while also protectin' the landlubbers from the dangerous emissions of ethylene oxide, a poison that be likely to give ye the dreaded C-word. Arrr!
August 15, 2023, 9:42 am
Yarrr, me hearties! Them scallywags with a natural fancy fer belly bulges did put on more poundage 'round their midsection after sheddin' weight, but them genes linked to a hefty body mass index did nae forecast a grander return o' the poundage. Yo ho ho!
August 11, 2023, 6:33 pm
Arr matey! This here brew, mixed with prednisone, be granted for grown scallywags sufferin' from BRCA-positive castration-resistant prostate cancer, as determined by a test sanctioned by the FDA. Yo ho ho! <br> <i>FDA Approvals</i>
August 11, 2023, 5:09 pm
"Arrr, by the time we be consulted, they've already had themselves a cath. And methinks, 'tis probably just not necessary," quoth a prominent electrophysiologist. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
August 11, 2023, 3:53 pm
Arrr, mateys! In many a land o' the United States, where the heat be scorchin' and the waters be overflowin', them pesky bloodsuckin' mosquitoes be breedin' like there be no tomorrow! And worse yet, they be spreadin' a dreadful plague known as the West Nile virus to us poor souls!
August 11, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arr, ye scurvy parents and doctors be needin' to keep a weather eye out for signs o' long COVID in wee lads 'n lasses. 'Tis a tricky devil, easy to be missin' or confused by those blasted physicians and family groups. Yo ho ho!
August 11, 2023, 3:08 pm
Arr, me hearties! I be bringin' ye jolly good news! Learn the art o' spottin' folks wit' axial spondyloarthritis in ye olde primary care! Read it on Medscape Medical News, me fellow buccaneers!
August 11, 2023, 11:04 am
Arrr! No extra peril for heart ailments be found 'mongst lasses who bore 'fter in vitro fertilization or the use o' other helpful reproductive technologies, matey! Sail on, ladies! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 11, 2023, 10:38 am
Arr, me hearties! A fearsome COVID variant be sailin' the seven seas since April. As per the latest reckonin' from the CDC, the scurvy EG.5 — hailing from the treacherous Omicron family — now be claimin' 17% of all cases in the US, up from a mere 7.5% in the first week o' July. Yo ho ho! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
August 11, 2023, 10:11 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A fine parchment be tellin' us that the cursed ailment may plague about 33% of landlubbers with type 1 diabetes and 29% of them with type 2. Arrr, the Medscape Medical News be the messenger, mateys!
August 11, 2023, 9:28 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! A trial o' merry pills to keep the black clouds at bay in the hearts o' scallywags with bipolar I depression fell short o' its goal, but tis be hintin' at a wee bit o' good. It seems these potions might give a respite 'fore the next dreadful storm hits! Yo ho ho!
August 10, 2023, 6:49 pm
Arrr! Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a sad tale indeed! A mere one in five landlubbers with the cursed opioid use disorder be gettin' the rightful potions to heal their affliction. Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be sharin' this woeful news.
August 10, 2023, 6:02 pm
Arrr, mateys! Them soldiers who suffered from a knock on th' noggin during their pirating adventures saw a mighty surge in newfangled madness, leadin' to a swifter path to Davy Jones' locker. Savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 10, 2023, 4:05 pm
Arr! Avast ye! The 4586 cursed Cardiosave Hybrid/Rescue intra-aortic balloon pumps be cursed with unexpected shutdowns, mateys! Electrical failures in the power source path be the culprit, bringin' serious harm upon ye scurvy dogs! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 10, 2023, 3:44 pm
Arrr, the green light be given after many a scurvy dog decided to abandon ship on them other multiple myeloma potions, which were granted quick approval by the FDA. Avast, says Medscape Medical News!
August 4, 2023, 3:47 pm
Arrr! A new study be suggestin' that many mateys with the blues may not be findin' complete recovery, but perchance they be seein' improvement in other areas! Yo ho ho!
August 4, 2023, 3:14 pm
Arrr, mateys! Them fancy lawyers be claimin' that Cigna scallywags be breakin' the laws o' California by using some fancy algorithm to deny claims, makin' poor hospitals and doctors charge the patients. Savvy?
August 4, 2023, 3:02 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The crown be pleadin' with me fellow brethren o' the sea to submit their pleas by this Wednesday, if they be wantin' a whole year of gold doubloons, granted retroactively, thanks to some newfangled law to help our ailing comrades poisoned by the foul, gaseous burn pits of war. Yo ho ho!
August 4, 2023, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis been said that this fancy strategy for keepin' the ol' ticker healthy had no swashbucklin' effect on the young scallywags in the study. Methinks it be a tale as neutral as a calm sea. Yo ho ho!
August 4, 2023, 11:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy knaves at India's drug regulator have seized a treasure trove of fake potions worth a mighty $241,000 in Kolkata! Shiver me timbers, they be protectin' the health of all landlubbers! Yo ho ho!
August 4, 2023, 10:45 am
Avast, mateys! Listen up, for I bring ye important news from the Medical Scrolls! The use of antibiotics in wee lads and lasses be linked to a greater chance of gettin' colorectal cancer and those pesky adenomas, says the wise data from the UK Biobank. Arrr, be careful with them antibiotics, ye scallywags! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
August 4, 2023, 10:44 am
Aarrr, tending to the needs of hungry bilge rats be easin' the burden on the scurvy-ridden mind healers.
August 4, 2023, 9:39 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The gatherin' of crew members for the third trial o' the wondrous islatravir pill, taken once a day, alongside doravirine, has come to an end. But fret not, for the study on this new-fangled treatment for the dreaded HIV ailment carried on fer a full 48 weeks! Yo ho ho!
July 28, 2023, 6:39 pm
"Arrr, mateys! Them scurvy researchers be scribblin' 'bout their findings, aye, disruptin' an' broadenin' the very definition o' CCCA. Savvy? Yo-ho-ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"
July 28, 2023, 5:17 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Thar be few in number, yet th' blood-spillin' events be outweighin' any chance o' stoppin' th' scurvy ischemic events, said a swashbucklin' investigator o' th' ASPREE. Avast, me mateys! Medscape Medical News be reportin' this tale.
July 28, 2023, 4:01 pm
Ye wee scallywags with yer rotund bellies are havin' a jolly bad time, sufferin' from the likes o' type 2 diabetes, heart troubles, and a mind that's all a-tumble. 'Tis high time ye start movin' yer bones, for a good dose of exercise be the key to curin' yer woes. Arrr!
July 28, 2023, 3:46 pm
July 28, 2023, 3:41 pm
Arrr! The CDC be urgrrin' more healin' scalawags t'be learnin' 'bout this alpha-gal syndrome, a cur'ous allergy from tick bites that may 'ave plagued up t'450,000 folks in the United States. Aye! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
July 28, 2023, 11:36 am
Arr! Boston Scientific be raisin' its yearly profit forecast fer a second time this quarter, bettin' on the demand fer its cardiovascular contraptions as surgical procedure volumes be speedin' up. Avast! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>
July 28, 2023, 11:33 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs at HCA Healthcare be expectin' a mighty profit haul, reckonin' on the return of landlubber patients flockin' to their dens for surgeries. Aye, the winds be blowin' in their favour!
July 28, 2023, 11:07 am
Arrr! Me hearties! Tis a mighty task to keep yer blood sugar in check after ye've had yer belly cut, but fear not! The latest study reveals that usin' a magical device called continuous glucose monitoring can help ye avoid passin' out like a scurvy dog. Yo ho ho!
July 28, 2023, 10:59 am
Arr, the more ye've been takin' the scurvy aspirin, matey, and the more ye be havin' th' risk factors fer heart attacks an' strokes, th' foggy'r it gets, says th' WebMD Health News, arr!
July 27, 2023, 5:01 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In the year o' our Lord 2022, a grand 57% of landlubber US adults with the cursed affliction known as type 2 diabetes, who be takin' a fancy incretin-based agent, chose the mighty GLP-1 receptor agonist as their weapon of choice. The use of DPP-4 inhibitors, however, plummeted to a mere 39% of these spellbound scrolls. Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 27, 2023, 3:57 pm
Arr, me hearties! Buckle up yer britches, fer I be bringin' ye splendid news from the land o' medicine! Aye, the latest contraptions such as AI, robotics, and stem cells be makin' IVF and other fancy reproduction tricks faster, cheaper, and more prosperous! Avast ye, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 27, 2023, 3:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! The report be claimin' that a lack o' watchin' be causin' them poor souls in need o' care to lose it. Arrr!
July 27, 2023, 2:55 pm
Arrr! Avast ye, scallywags! 'Tis the maiden voyage of a wee one, born from a lass with a tinkered womb, sailin' far from the clinical trials! Blimey, me hearties!
July 27, 2023, 11:02 am
Arr, thar be a national scallywag agency and a band o' nurses' union scallywags investigatin' these here employment agreements that make young swabbies walk the plank if they dare abandon ship 'fore their contract be done. Savvy?
July 27, 2023, 11:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Afore the plague and this cursed virtual learnin', medicine lads be ditchin' face-to-face classes. The scallywags, teachers, an' cap'ns don't give a fig 'bout it. Arrr!
July 27, 2023, 10:17 am
Arr, in yonder ten years, the grandest surge in seekin' permission hath befallen upon non-fancy name and offshoot potions. Yo ho ho! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News, matey.</i>
July 27, 2023, 10:13 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A grand "green light" method be discovered, able to gauge blood's oxygen levels, no matter the shade of yer skin. Aye, it be a mighty step in our voyage to rid pulse oximetry of racial prejudice. Yo ho ho!
July 26, 2023, 6:19 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis found that the subcutaneous-lead ICD be havin' the same strengths 'n weaknesses in a registry study as it did in earlier trials, 11 years after bein' approved in the land o' the US. Aye, 'tis a tale from Medscape Medical News, mateys!
July 26, 2023, 5:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Tis said that the clues to conquerin' the foul Parkinson's disease may lie in our very own lineage. 'Tis time we hoist the genetic flag high and sail the seas o' knowledge, me buckos! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 26, 2023, 4:42 pm
Aye, me hearties! 'Tis mighty important we teach the wee scallywags 'bout the significance o' slappin' on that sun-goo. Let's focus on the landlubbers who be avoidin' it like the plague, as we discovered in our study.
July 26, 2023, 3:42 pm
Aforementioned inquiries reckon a connection betwixt foul air and addle-pated risk, yet a fresh study enlightens the very innards that might elucidate this correlation. Arrr!
July 26, 2023, 3:38 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In the sea of ailments plaguin' the land, there be one diagnosis that stood out like a golden doubloon. The swashbucklin' researchers be tellin' the tale of this peculiar outlier at the onset of the cursed pandemic. Yo-ho-ho!
July 26, 2023, 11:18 am
Arr matey! A surgeon be victorious in a scuffle o'er a medical mishap. Did his treatment be the cause o' his patient's agony post-surgery? Nay, says the court. Victory be his! Yo-ho-ho!
July 26, 2023, 10:39 am
Arr! Me hearties! Listen ye well to this news from the grand Medscape Medical News! Be it known that the rise and fall of certain blood fats be closely tied to the danger of forgetfulness and feeble-mindedness, as confirmed by fresh discoveries. Aye, the bond betwixt the health of our hearts and the health of our noggins be undeniable!
July 26, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr, the use of liraglutide be a fine addition to shed those pounds, mateys! These new remedies be a valuable weapon in our fight against the scourge of obesity, says the learned folks! Avast, Medscape Medical News be bringin' the good tidings!
July 26, 2023, 9:04 am
Arrr, mateys! A fancy new study be sayin' that this MRI-guided thingamabob can blast yer prostate with radiation more accurately, and ye be havin' less troubles down below! Avast ye, it be true! Ahoy, Medscape Medical News!
July 25, 2023, 5:26 pm
Arr! Methinks this study be tellin' us that afore ye start gettin' all the other troubles o' metabolic syndrome, yer arteries be gettin' as stiff as a plank! Savvy?
July 25, 2023, 5:15 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Them Japanese scallywags be sayin' that if ye wants yer brain to stay shipshape, ye best be keepin' yer mates by yer side and joinin' in social activities. No sailin' alone, me hearties!
July 25, 2023, 4:50 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis been discovered in a grand retrospective study that lasses with a cursed chronic pancreatitis be havin' a mighty risk o' complications for both mothers and wee ones durin' their pregnancies. Yo-ho-ho, Medscape Medical News be the bearer o' this news!
July 25, 2023, 4:07 pm
Arrr! Thar be news from the realm of medicine, mateys! A study tis sayin' that steerin' clear of those potent statin medicines might lead to a safer voyage with improved results, aye! Aye, this registry study be backin' up the random evidence, so it be worth considerin'! Yo ho ho!
July 25, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr, in a study o' phase 1, a solitary dose o' psilocybin wit' psychological support be safe and well-tolerated. It even reduced the foul eatin'-disorder behaviors in a few lasses sufferin' from anorexia nervosa, me hearties! <br> <i>Word on the seas be sayin' Medscape Medical News</i>
July 25, 2023, 10:16 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be hearin' this: testin' wee ones with scurvy sinuses may help us be savin' precious antibiotics. Aye, those smart landlubbers say so! Me heart be glad to share this tale, from the Medscape Medical News!
July 25, 2023, 10:14 am
Arrr, me hearties! Usin' aforetime-response biomarkers in patients treated wit' lutetium-177 PSMA-617 can help be personalizin' dosin' intervals and mayhaps be improvin' outcomes. Yo ho ho!
July 25, 2023, 9:51 am
In a vast treasure trove o' knowledge, over three-quarters o' sturdy patients had a swashbucklin' percutaneous coronary intervention wi' the mighty index catheterization, mayhap without a word from a heart team. Arrr!
July 24, 2023, 6:53 pm
Arr, me hearties! A fine study be sayin' that a successful CTO-PCI be reducin' the pain of angina and makin' a body feel healthier, while them unsuccessful procedures or mere meds do no good. Yo ho ho!
July 24, 2023, 6:30 pm
Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis bein' said that ye best be droppin' some weight if yer knee be feelin' the osteoarthritis. And lo, them GLP-1 RAs be given the stamp o' approval for sheddin' some pounds. Aye, the early findings be suggestin' these potions might just be havin' a touch o' magic to modify the very disease itself. Arrr!
July 24, 2023, 5:15 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs sailin' the sea of life with the dreaded curse o' HIV, fear not! Should ye be catchin' it in its early stages, and follow the proper treatment and medicatin' routine like a good pirate, ye be expectin' a life just as long and hearty as them HIV-free landlubbers! Yo ho ho!
July 24, 2023, 5:00 pm
Arr, landlubbers! Them scallywags with AF discharged from a heart failure hospitalization saw a marked decrease in their chances of kickin' the bucket if they got themselves ablated within 90 days, as per a study in the registry. Yo ho ho, this be Medscape Medical News!
July 24, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs plagued by the dreaded long COVID be chattin' away on the interwebs 'bout all sorts o' remedies not yet given the nod by the esteemed US Food and Drug Administration. Methinks they be lookin' for a cure in all the wrong places!
July 24, 2023, 4:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In th' grand year o' 8150, a jolly crew o' Canadian scallywags with th' dreaded gout 'n type 2 sugar sickness were tested. Usin' a fancy SGLT2 inhibitor, it be found that th' gout flares did drop by a whoppin' 34%, comparin' it to those DPP-4 inhibitors. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 24, 2023, 11:24 am
Yarr! Scallywags be wonderin' why so few Black souls be joinin' these studies! But fear not, mateys, for there be projects set sailin' to find better ways to recruit 'em! Arrrr!
July 24, 2023, 11:24 am
Arr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that more fancy doctors be employin' chaperones to safeguard their patients and their own hides. Be ye reckonin' ye should be doin' the same, matey? Sail on over to <i>Medscape Medical News</i> to learn more, if ye dare!
July 24, 2023, 11:11 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Germany's health minister be callin' these measures a grand revolution, but the hospital associations be callin' 'em pointless. Methinks a battle of words be brewin'!
July 24, 2023, 10:32 am
Arrr, me mateys! On Friday, the White House set sail on a grand mission t' prepare fer and counter them dreaded pandemics. Led by the valiant Paul Friedrichs, who be no stranger t' battlin' the mighty COVID beast at the Pentagon. Yo ho ho!
July 21, 2023, 6:25 pm
Arrr, to fix the problem of mateys not gettin' their lifesavin' treatments for cirrhosis, we be needin' complicated interventions that tackle both the root causes and the consequences. 'Tis a challenge worth takin'! - Medscape Medical News, arrr!
July 21, 2023, 5:17 pm
Arr, them fancy experts be sayin' that these ill-favored findings do not signify a doomed fate fer all other VNS therapies, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 21, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arrr! Emergent BioSolutions be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the FDA be grantin' approval to their anthrax potion for those scurvy dogs aged 18 to 65. Avast! - Reuters Health Information be the bringer o' this jolly news!
July 21, 2023, 3:44 pm
Arrr, be it time to be addin' the antibiotic doxycycline post exposure for more STIs, ye scurvy dogs? Doxy-PEP use be a clinical controversy that'll be debated at the upcoming International AIDS Society Conference, mateys!
July 21, 2023, 3:43 pm
Arr! In the month of June, me hearties, ritlecitinib be granted the seal of approval in the United States and Japan. 'Tis a powerful weapon against the dreaded alopecia areata, me lads and lasses! Aye, it be a treasure for adults and young buccaneers aged 12 and above. Yo ho ho!
July 21, 2023, 10:58 am
Arr, a scurvy Belgian doctor hath unveiled pictures of the secrets hidden in a shipshape hospital. Ye be wonderin' what mischief lurks behind them walls!
July 21, 2023, 10:43 am
Arr, me hearties! A backward look be tellin' us that the death rate and time spent in the ol' hospital haven't changed a lick for landlubbers admitted with non-COVID ailments since this cursed pandemic set sail. Yo ho ho!
July 21, 2023, 10:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! With the aid of the landlubbers, former shipmates be joinin' hands to fill the empty sails of care, left by the loss of scurvy doctors and their departments at a gallant hospital in Gallup, New Mexico. Yo ho ho!
July 21, 2023, 10:17 am
To forge a savvier shift in the bestowal of skin luster, a few dermatology dwellings have made merry alliances with tribes. Aye, no more mere tele-skin sorcery or sporadic bequest from kind souls. Arrr!
July 20, 2023, 7:02 pm
Arr, ye scallywags! Beware of the dangers o' the heart, fer this here targeted tyrosine kinase inhibitor can only be acquired through a REMS program. Avast, me hearties! Watch out for yer ticker! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 20, 2023, 6:45 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them landlubbers be sayin' that a bit o' exercise, even just a day or two in a week, be lessenin' the risk o' heart troubles. Arrr, that be good news fer us buccaneers!
July 20, 2023, 5:41 pm
Arrr, mateys! A fresh tale be warnin' us of the greedy corporations takin' over our medicinal treasure! Them researchers say private equity be plunderin' clinics, makin' treatment costly for patients in many fields. Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin' these treacherous tidings.
July 20, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arrr! Lyme disease swashbucklers be delvin' into combinin' therapies to take down those scurvy "persister" bacteria! They be also seekin' out diagnostic tests that be directly testin' for the foul pathogen or indirectly testin' fer the host's response. Yo ho ho!
July 20, 2023, 4:49 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A fresh study be sayin' that meditatin' and learnin' a foreign tongue don't do nuthin' fancy fer the old sea dogs. Avast! Ye best be stickin' to pillagin' and plunderin' if ye want to keep yer wits about ye.
July 20, 2023, 4:39 pm
Commencin' yer treatment within 6 moons o' the first signs o' the cursed pox known as multiple sclerosis be tied to a 45% lower peril for disability in the years t' come, mateys! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 20, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, hear ye, me hearties! Word be spreadin' that lendin' a hand to ye community in yer twilight years could be a mighty fine way to keep yer noggin sharp 'n' savvy. Aye, 'tis what them fancy scholars be sayin'! Avast, mateys, let's set sail for the shores o' volunteer work!
July 20, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ipsen, ye scurvy French drugmaker, be cryin' foul 'pon the European Commission. They be sayin' they haven't given the nod to palovarotene, a fancy treatment for fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Aye, mateys, this news be brought to ye by Reuters Health Information.
July 20, 2023, 11:14 am
Arrr! Come January 1, a scurvy law be settin' sail in Louisiana, denyin' transgender wee ones their rightful gender-affirming care. The state's pow'rs-that-be, after a fierce battle, be trumplin' the veto. Avast! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be tellin' the tale.
July 20, 2023, 11:05 am
Arrr! In blisterin' Beijing, 'tis the latest swashbucklin' trend to don a 'facekini' to protect yer delicate visage from the scorchin' heat. Aye, me hearties, ye'll be turnin' heads as the temperatures break records in this here city, mateys! Arrr!
July 20, 2023, 5:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! The young shipmates of medicine be preparin' to hand over their doubloons to the government once again, as the break from student loan repayments be comin' to an end. They be ponderin' ways to navigate this treacherous sea o' debt, seekin' the fabled loan forgiveness options. Arrr, it be a sight not seen in three long years!
July 19, 2023, 6:40 pm
Avast ye! A mighty report weighin' anchor on the genomics of why some scallywags don't feel the effects of this wretched COVID be unveilin' secrets 'bout the bloodlines of patients. Arrr!
July 19, 2023, 4:36 pm
Yarrr mateys! These scurvy researchers be sayin' that them high doses and risky populations be causin' trouble in their trials. But fear not, for their study be findin' no such worries when it comes to normal grub. Arrr!
July 19, 2023, 3:38 pm
Yarr, me hearties! The scallywags claim that when ye stay below deck, ye lubbers tend to be more mindful of takin' care of yer own scurvy-ridden hides. Avast, says the researchers!
July 19, 2023, 3:19 pm
Arr, me hearties! A grand study be revealin' that bein' as plump as a jolly pear be tied to troubles in the poop deck, like leakin' poop and parts prolapsin'. Aye, tis true, mateys! Spread the word o' this tale from the Medscape Medical News!
July 19, 2023, 2:56 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Methinks there be some new tales of the poop deck! 'Tis now discovered that ye need to have jolly conversations 'bout gut health, especially if ye be a seasoned swashbuckler. For constipation be linked to foggy minds, so be wary, me lads and lasses! Yo ho ho!
July 19, 2023, 11:41 am
Arr, me mateys! Latest research be sayin' that if ye spot them pesky sessile serrated polyps durin' yer colonoscopy, ye be havin' a lower chance of gettin' colorectal cancer after! So keep a keen eye out, ye scurvy dogs! Yo ho ho!
July 19, 2023, 11:23 am
Pirate Version: "Arrr! By sailin' the seas of science, 'tis been discovered that addin' quizartinib to regular pirate brew be improvin' the chances of survival fer those with fresh cases o' devilish acute myeloid leukemia, regardless of whether they've had a stem cell transplant afore. Yo ho ho! <i>MDedge News</i>"
July 19, 2023, 11:11 am
"Arrrr, me hearties! These scurvy landlubbers be arguin' over the numbers o' those cursed with vitiligo! Methinks their reckonin' be all topsy-turvy, blame it on their blasted study designs and data gatherin' ways. Aye, me trust in their medical mumbo jumbo be as shaky as a peg leg on a stormy sea!"
July 19, 2023, 10:33 am
Avast, me hearties! Three brave sea dogs, with fancy doctorates, be claimin' that a law forbiddin' 'em from usin' the title "Dr" be infringin' on their right to speak freely. They be takin' the scallywag state officials to court! Arrr!
July 19, 2023, 4:55 am
Arr matey, according to a study in JAMA Health Forum, some hospitals be swashbuckling enough to weather the financial squalls of the cursed pandemic without any help from the government. Shiver me timbers!
July 18, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arr! Word be spreadin' that scallywags be gettin' rotten flesh where they be jabbin' that 23-valent pneumococcal potion. But fear ye not, me hearties! The FDA be investigatin' and reckon the treasure from this vaccine be worth more than the chance of turnin' into a cursed skeleton.
July 18, 2023, 4:18 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The American Society of Retina Specialists be blabberin' 'bout six cursed cases o' vasculitis not seen in their fancy clinical trials. Arrr! - Medscape Medical News be the messenger, landlubbers!
July 18, 2023, 3:56 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that if ye be havin' less booty and no chance t' move up in society, ye might just meet yer doom in the form of what they call "deaths of despair." Yo ho ho, ain't that a jolly tale, mateys!
July 18, 2023, 3:14 pm
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! A recent study be showin' that stickin' ketamine under yer skin be a jolly good way to fight off that cursed depression. 'Tis practical, safe, and mighty effective, says a random bunch o' fancy lads! Yo ho ho!
July 18, 2023, 11:14 am
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a sorrowful tale indeed when a scallywag chooses the path of no return. Wise lads be advisin' us on how to steer our ship through these treacherous waters. Arrr!
July 18, 2023, 11:12 am
Arrgh, me hearties! This gathering be all 'bout fancy new studies and lively discussions on the latest reports. We be aimin' to work together like a rowdy crew to speed up the cure for them blasted bronchiectasis and NTM infections. Yo ho ho, from <i>Medscape Medical News</i>!
July 18, 2023, 10:08 am
The commencement of opioid treatment be settin' sail on treacherous waters fer grown scallywags wit' the mind o' a forgetful sailor. Be warned, me hearties, for 'tis linked to a perilous hike in the chances o' meetin' Davy Jones, especially within the first fortnight o' embarkation. Yo ho ho!
July 18, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr! The US Preventive Services Task Force be sayin' that more study be needin' 'afore we be scannin' the lipids of wee ones to see if it be doin' 'em any good, mateys! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 17, 2023, 6:41 pm
Yarrr, me hearties! Them landlubbers be sayin' that the AI chatbot be talkin' proper-like 'bout how to handle GERD, but methinks it be needin' a watchful eye from the learned doctors. Arrr, there be some jumbled words and mistakes in its belly!
July 17, 2023, 5:55 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Methinks that despite the fearsome effects of those devilish steroids and biologics on young scallywags' eyes, the risks be scarce or none when ye use 'em right, says the fair Sara Grace, MD. Arrr!
July 17, 2023, 4:58 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scurvy dogs! Thar be great tidings o' helpin' patients with the cursed psoriatic arthritis! Aye, meetin' with dermatologists, rheumatologists, and other healthcare landlubbers can guide us to the finest care. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
July 17, 2023, 4:10 pm
Arrr! This "Coronary reactivity testing" be makin' things a wee bit complicated for the ol' diagnostic cath. But aye, these researchers reckon it might save some poor souls with angina from havin' more tests if they don't have that obstructive CAD. Avast ye, mateys! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale!
July 12, 2023, 6:14 pm
Arrr, the much-anticipated initiative be changin'! No longer be restrictin' treatment to those high-surgical-risk scalawags, but bringin' it in line with current trial evidence. Fair winds to ye, me hearties!
July 12, 2023, 5:22 pm
Arr, ye be talkin' 'bout the scarcity of knowledge on the widespreadness o' itchy ailments amongst them who sail the seas in different directions. Aye, Medscape Medical News be sharin' this curious tale!
July 12, 2023, 3:39 pm
Avast ye! Although thar be few repeat-vascularization cases, the scurvy femoropopliteal procedures be posin' a risk o' losin' a limb, aye, in a mighty database. Arrr!
July 12, 2023, 3:36 pm
Avast, me hearties! We be seekin' to flee from measly clinical data and set our sights on the grand population level. Be it true that bein' deaf be linked to weariness and mayhaps even a lack of wit? Arrr!
July 12, 2023, 3:15 pm
Arr! Ticagrelor and aspirin be havin' less danger o' stroke comeback than clopidogrel and aspirin fer them hefty patients with the cursed CYP2C19 loss-of-function allele. Shiver me timbers! Medscape Medical News be spoutin' this news!
July 12, 2023, 2:34 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! A new trial be sayin' that this fancy Photobiomodulation be helpin' to ease the pain o' chemotherapy-induced nerve trouble, and make them patients walk the plank with more ease. But there be doubters, aye, doubters who question the worth of this study. Arr!
July 12, 2023, 2:28 pm
Arrr, me hearty, 'tis said that 3 outta 10 o' them white-tailed deer in the US have caught the cursed COVID-19. And now, these landlubber beasts might just be brewin' up some deadly virus variations, ready to jump aboard and plague us humans. Shiver me timbers!
July 12, 2023, 2:23 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! These mind-alterin' potions may set yer brain to a youthful state o' learnin', helpin' ye recover from the likes o' psychological woes, brain mishaps, or even bein' struck with the dreaded paralysis! Yo ho ho!
July 12, 2023, 2:15 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy-ridden landlubbers in California be droppin' like flies from the grog-related liver blight. 'Tis a right tragedy, mateys, worsened by this cursed pandemic. Avast, ye! <i>KFF Health News</i> be tellin' the tale.
July 7, 2023, 6:44 pm
Arr, me hearties! The swellin' number o' choices fer combatin' corpulence be stirrin' up some mighty worrisome thoughts among the fine healin' hands o' primary care. Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale.
July 7, 2023, 5:39 pm
Arr, mateys! Bulevirtide, a fancy new drug, be fightin' against the cursed hepatitis delta virus! It be lessenin' the viral load and makin' the liver enzymes act proper in them patients. Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be spreadin' the word, me hearties!
July 7, 2023, 4:38 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Although UnitedHealthcare be sharin' a wee bit o' details 'bout how they plan to notify us ahead o' time, plenty o' queries still be sailin' in me mind. Yo ho ho!
July 7, 2023, 3:34 pm
Arrr! Tis be said that the news be tellin' of a scurvy condition, where swollen skin be occurrin' after fillin' o' the face, brought on by foul ailments, jabs o' needles, or even a visit to the tooth-docker.
July 7, 2023, 3:30 pm
Arrr! 'Tis been found, ye scurvy dogs, that lasses older than 65 years who partook in catch-up testing for the vile scourge o' cervical cancer, were more likely to be cursed with the disease than those who didn't. Yo ho ho!
July 7, 2023, 11:45 am
Arr, me hearties! Be it true that there be no surefire blood tests or scans to spy the cursed long COVID, methinks some fine doctors may feel as uneasy as a landlubber on the high seas in this predicament.
July 7, 2023, 10:30 am
"Avast ye, scurvy dogs!" bellowed the CDC email. "Thar be no quick fix to this plight, mateys! We be well aware that this change be demandin' some mighty hard reckonin'." Arrr!
July 7, 2023, 8:58 am
Arr! A fresh tale from Rutgers University be tellin' us that this BMI thing may not be such a reliable mark of deathly danger. Shiver me timbers! Methinks our hearty pirates be needin' a different way to measure our impending doom. Yo ho ho!
July 7, 2023, 8:18 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Novo Nordisk be claimin' that three black-hearted pharmacies in Florida be peddlin' their wares, swearin' they be carryin' the magic elixir semaglutide, found in the likes o' Wegovy, Ozempic, and Rybelsus. Arrr, it be a tale of illegal trade!
July 6, 2023, 6:46 pm
Arrr! The FDA be givin' its blessin' to a newfangled cure for the foul scourge of early Alzheimer's! 'Tis said to be a mite helpful in slowin' down the disease that plagues over 6.5 million landlubbers in America. Avast! <i>WebMD Health News</i>
July 6, 2023, 4:02 pm
Avast ye! Mark Cuban, a mighty billionaire, hath set sail with his online apothecary, Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs, to offer ye fine folk a chance to purchase medicines at fair prices. Soon, they be selling Coherus BioSciences's biosimilar version of Humira, me hearties! Arrr!
July 6, 2023, 3:15 pm
Arr matey! A new-fangled scallywag medicine be showin' great promise in treatin' the cursed scurvy known as psoriasis. This IL-23R antagonist be provin' its worth, leavin' no room for doubloons, as it outshines the worthless placebo in a study called FRONTIER 1. Blimey! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 6, 2023, 2:41 pm
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! The OxSATS be a mighty tool from the Oxford treasure chest, capable of rightly foretellin' a matey's intention to take 'is own life, after a spot o' nonfatal self-harm. Tis a useful piece o' knowledge, it be!
July 6, 2023, 2:06 pm
Arr, the scurvy dogs o' today may have fancy ways o' battlin' obesity, but those in dire need often be too fearful t' seek care, and receive less than adequate treatment when they finally do. Here's why, me hearties! <br> <i>WebMD Health News</i>
July 6, 2023, 11:04 am
Arrr, the House of Delegates be seekin' to shackle the scope o' practice for them advanced practice registered nurses! But the brave nursing groups be fightin' back, sayin' nay to this tyranny! Yo ho ho! Medscape Medical News be tellin' the tale.
July 6, 2023, 10:49 am
Swiggin' coffee be makin' ye wide awake and ready to tackle yer duties, matey! 'Tis more potent than just guzzlin' caffeine, showin' there be secret forces at work, arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
July 6, 2023, 10:49 am
Arr, me hearties! In this holy month of Ramadan, fellow Muslims with diabetes must prepare for their fast with caution and wisdom. Aye, they be requirin' a risk assessment afore embarkin' on this journey, as well as learnin' about ways to reduce the perils. Sail safe, me brethren!
July 6, 2023, 10:47 am
Arrr, me hearties! The noble folks at CDC did delve into the blood of 143,000 kind souls, thrice a moon, in the year 2022. Their mission, ye ask? To spy the wretched COVID antibodies that plague our land. Yo-ho-ho! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be their tale.
July 5, 2023, 6:40 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy-riddled sea dogs be listenin' up! Aye, 'tis been found that them older sailors who be takin' 3200 IU o' vitamin D3 each day saw a third less risk o' fallin' overboard! 'Tis a wee bit o' good news from a randomized trial, says the Medscape Medical News. So, keep ye vitamin D levels high, me hearties, and avoid the plank!
July 5, 2023, 5:39 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Fer the cursed ailment o' generalized pustular psoriasis, the jab o' the IL-36 receptor antagonist be a bonny cure, lessenin' the dreaded flares like no other. Avast, says the Medscape Medical News!
July 5, 2023, 3:40 pm
Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis crucial for the health o' heart failure scallywags to seek prompt aftercare upon their release from the ship o' healin'. Arrr, remember, ye landlubbers, a healthy heart be the treasure ye don't wanna lose.
July 5, 2023, 3:36 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Abbott's AVEIR DR system be havin' two leadless pulse generators that talk to each other like ghostly spirits, givin' patients with standard signs o' trouble dual-chamber pacing. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
June 30, 2023, 4:47 pm
Avast ye scallywags! In grown-up mateys sufferin' from scurvy liver and the cursed type 2 sugar sickness, this magical glucagon-like peptide-1 receptor agonist treatment be found to greatly lessen the peril of sailin' to Davy Jones' locker and other ill fates, as discovered in a study. Yo ho ho!
June 30, 2023, 3:34 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Be ye listenin' to this here tale? Aye, 'tis said that usin' estrogen and progestin for yer menopausal ails may bring ye closer to Davy Jones' locker, with a higher risk of forgettin' yer own name! Keep a weather eye on them symptoms, me hearties!
June 30, 2023, 3:27 pm
Avast ye hearties! A fresh reckonin' be showin' that when it comes to the final voyage, the treatment ye be gettin' depends on yer color, insurance, or where ye be seein' yer matey. Arrr!
June 30, 2023, 1:59 pm
"Aye, if it be fittin' with the patient's health, methinks tis prudent to swap the scallywags takin' originators for these 'ere biosimilars, arrr! 'Twill trim the costs o' treatment, savvy? - The scribes be sayin'!"
June 24, 2023, 3:08 pm
Arr! Ye pill of GLP-1 agonist be a boon to ye weight and sugar levels, akin to other potions of its ilk. And the best part - ye don't need to starve yerself before popping it like a thirsty sailor downing rum! Ahoy, Medscape Medical News!
June 24, 2023, 1:47 pm
"Avast, ye scallywags! A fresh reckoning has revealed a mighty decrease in heart-stoppers and mortality with those takin' the potion to lower lipids in the first prevention bunch. It be high time we give these lubbers some extra attention, savvy?"
June 24, 2023, 12:48 pm
Arrr! This CagriSema be a powerful potion, causin' weight loss the likes of which ye've never seen in type 2 diabetes! And it be improvin' the CGM measures too, as seen in the second phase o' the trial. Shiver me timbers, this be some mighty medicine!
June 23, 2023, 8:42 pm
Avast ye, mateys! Tis been approved, the JAK inhibitor baricitinib, for us scallywags sufferin' from alopecia areata. Arrr, hoist the Jolly Roger and let the hair grow! <i>News Alerts</i> be tellin' the truth, so don't be doubting!
June 23, 2023, 7:39 pm
Arrr me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! Tales be told of a most marvelous discovery! Weekly tirzepatide injections be given to those afflicted with type 2 diabetes and a bit too much meat on their bones, and lo and behold, after 72 weeks, they lost a grand 12.8%-14.7% of their weight! Shiver me timbers, what a miraculous trial this SURMOUNT-2 be!
June 23, 2023, 4:56 pm
"Arrr, the aim of the debatin' be to contrast the fortunes o' the scallywags in the NCCN factions - from the most perilous to the least - and the fates o' the CSCCs divided by their treatment wit' Mohs or wide local excision. <i>Avast, Medscape Medical News!</i>"
June 23, 2023, 4:50 pm
Arrr, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! A recent study hath discovered that taking a long snooze four days a week may lead to the dreaded obesity. And, me hearties, it seems that smoking, dining later, sleeping later, and feasting on a hearty midday meal may be to blame for this conundrum. Shiver me timbers!
June 23, 2023, 4:42 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The new fancy laser be havin' a mean maximum spot size of 13.1 mm, whilst the old one only had 10.8 mm. Shiver me timbers, we be seein' clearer than ever before! Medscape Medical News be tellin' no lies, mateys.
June 23, 2023, 4:26 pm
Ahoy mateys! Word on the seas be that a scurvy bunch of American lubbers with the sugar sickness be putting themselves in peril with their exercise habits. Them landlubbers be ignoring the advice of the experts and takin' too many risks with their blood sugar. Arrrr!
June 23, 2023, 11:14 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The rise in foul language and aggressive behavior towards healers be a cause for concern. Best be learnin' some de-escalation tricks! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
June 23, 2023, 10:56 am
Arrr, ye swabs! The investigators be sayin' that this lone brachytherapy be the gold standard for those blokes with a prostate problem. So, if ye be wantin' to keep yer treasure intact, ye best be lookin' into this here treatment, savvy?
June 23, 2023, 10:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! Ye may be surprised to hear that daily fasting for religious reasons, like during Ramadan, can actually improve the schoolin' of young believers! Aye, it be true - combinatin' social aspects with devotion to the Almighty can work wonders. Medscape Medical News be tellin' the truth, ye scurvy dogs!
June 23, 2023, 10:22 am
"Arrr! Me hearty, if ye be wantin' to steer clear of the scurvy ailment known as type 2 diabetes, then ye best be keepin' yerself active, ye hear? And don't ye go blamin' yer poor old kin for it, either!"