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Yarrr, beware ye scallywags! The dreaded curse of oral herpes be linked to double dementia risk in elder buccaneers! Arrr!

2024-03-01

Arr matey! The scurvy dogs be sayin' that the dreaded Herpes simplex virus may lead to addled brains, but fear not, for the beastly cytomegalovirus be not to blame! 'Tis what the landlubbers be callin' observational data, so keep yer wits about ye, me hearties! Aye!

Arr, mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The latest news be in from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News! They be sayin' that the dreaded Herpes simplex virus, known to us pirates as HSV, may be sendin' ye straight to Davy Jones' locker with an increased risk for dementia! Aye, tis a serious matter indeed!
But fear not me hearties, for there be a glimmer of hope on the horizon! The scurvy dog known as cytomegalovirus, or CMV for short, be not bein' linked to the dreaded dementia! So keep a weather eye out for the HSV, but ye can rest easy when it comes to the CMV!
So me fellow buccaneers, be sure to keep an eye out for them pesky viruses, and take care of yer health like ye would yer precious loot! And remember, it be better to be safe than sorry when it comes to these invisible foes! Fair winds and following seas to ye all!

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