November 20, 2024, 4:54 pm
Arrr! This scallywag be a bustling tune-wrangler, me hearties! He laid down sweet melodies fer the Beatles’ jolly flick, "A Hard Day’s Night," and lent his crafty fingers to many a chart-toppin’ shanty. Aye, a true bard of the high seas of sound!
November 20, 2024, 10:35 am
Ahoy, mateys! This here flick, shot by the late lass Halyna Hutchins, who met a most unfortunate fate on the set, be makin' waves at a festival all about the art of movin' pictures! Aye, even the dead can steal the show, savvy? Arrr!
November 20, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags at the early showin' of the musical tale be beltin' out tunes like it be a jolly singalong! But not all hands be findin' it merry, I tell ye! Some be grumblin’ like a ship in a storm!
November 20, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! This month’s hidden treasures be a cheeky horror jest, a wild adventure on the high seas, and two fine vessels for our most cunning lassies. Set yer sails for a rip-roarin’ good time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Har har!
November 20, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, matey! Spill the beans on yer treasures from this year! What fine tales ye watched, read, or heard that be stickin' to yer noggin like barnacles on a hull? Share yer bounty of favorites or face the plank, ye scallywag! Arrr!
November 20, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Ye scallywags may be taken aback by the former Bond buccaneer's tender display in "Queer." But fear not! He be merely settin' sail back to the risqué waters he once traversed, where scandalous tales be the treasure!
November 19, 2024, 8:12 am
Arrr, matey! This Friday, the scallywags be feastin' on “Wicked” and “Gladiator II”! Some landlubbers be hopin' to stir the same ruckus as last year’s grand duel o' “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer.” Aye, may the best show win the treasure!
November 18, 2024, 10:31 pm
Arrr, mateys! Behold the merry crew of Neil Patrick Harris, Jane Krakowski, Debra Messing, and Constance Wu, settin’ sail in a raucous romp penned by the scallywag Robert O’Hara. Aye, ’tis a treasure of vulgarity and laughter ye won't want to miss!
November 18, 2024, 11:16 am
Arrr, at the Governors' shindig, young Rashida be speakin’ for her dearly departed father, who shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe old age of 91. Aye, he be sailing the great beyond now, but his spirit still be raisin' a toast, savvy?
November 18, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! That raucous ghostly flick be settin sail for Broadway, transformed into a rollickin’ musical! With the fair maidens Megan Hilty and Jennifer Simard leadin’ the crew, it be a jolly good time of shanties and spirits, fit to make yer parrot squawk with glee!
November 17, 2024, 7:00 pm
Arrr, matey! The merry tune-tales with Grey Henson be a jolly good time, but alas! Our dear Buddy be caught in a rickety old tale! Aye, he be singin’ fine, yet tied up like a fish in a net! Har har, what a sight!
November 17, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The studio be settin’ sail to blast the same 60-second treasure map o’ a trailer across 4,000 ships o’ the airwaves this Monday! Aye, from the teemin’ seas of television to the stormy realms o’ radio, it be a right grand spectacle fer all!
November 17, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, in the first tome o' her yarn (which she be yet uncharted), she be plundering through a rough upbringing, a tempestuous union with that scallywag Sonny Bono, and how she finally seized her own squawkin' voice! A right merry tale, I say! Yo ho ho!
November 15, 2024, 2:28 pm
Arrr! Captain Jacques Audiard be tellin' a tale from his grand flick, where the fierce Zoe Saldaña and the spirited Karla Sofía Gascón be strutting about. Aye, it be a sight to behold on the high seas of cinema! Avast, me hearties, prepare fer a jolly good show!
November 15, 2024, 10:19 am
Avast ye hearties! This month’s treasure trove be tales o’ young scallywags from India to Italy, Canada to Switzerland, and Poland too! In their wild adventures, these wee lads and lasses be discoverin’ the harsh truths o’ adulthood—better bring a flask o’ rum for the journey! Arrr!
November 15, 2024, 4:03 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles or a true sea dog of cinema? Our salty reviewers reckon these flicks be treasures ye shan't miss! So hoist yer sails and feast yer eyes, or ye might be walkin' the plank of boredom! Arrr!
November 15, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, for the scallywag filmmaker Jacques Audiard, makin' a jolly movie musical be like teachin' a parrot to sing! He had to sail the stormy seas o' genre rules from the very bottom, like a landlubber tryin' to dance on a ship in a tempest!
November 15, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, ‘The World According to Allee Willis’ be a treasure map to a jolly soul whose talents be spillin' over like a barrel o' rum! This scallywag ain't chained to but one tune, nay! She be a true buccaneer of creativity, sailin' every sea of art! Avast!
November 14, 2024, 12:31 pm
Arrr, in the grand tale spun by Payal Kapadia, three lasses in Mumbai be huntin' for kinship 'mongst the city’s wild whirl, where the colors be bright, yet the shadows be thicker than a foggy morn! Aye, a right peculiar quest, that be!
November 14, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, matey! A fresh tale be spillin’ the beans on how Captain Bogart, once a landlubber thespian, transformed into the very sea dog of sultry coolness on the silver screen! Shiver me timbers, he be a brooding buccaneer of the bright lights, arrr!
November 14, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast, mateys! With Dwayne "The Rock" and Chris "Captain Handsome," this Christmas yarn dares to ponder: What if old Saint Nick be a swashbucklin' hero in a Marvel tale? Ho ho ho, prepare for jolly jests and treasure chests of laughter! Arrr!
November 14, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Naught be makin' sense in this jumbled tribute to the thrillin' tales of the '90s, but fear not! That be the very treasure of it, savvy? Aye, let the confusion be yer guide on this wild seas of nonsense!
November 13, 2024, 5:45 pm
Arrr, John Krasinski be lackin’ the wild spirit o’ Glen Powell, but ye best believe his partnership with the fine stylist Ilaria Urbinati be bringin’ forth a bounty o’ riches! Aye, even a scallywag like him can strike gold with the right matey!
November 13, 2024, 2:06 pm
Arrr, in Jacques Audiard's grand spectacle o' tunes, the fair Karla Sofía Gascón be the jewel, givin' hearty soul to the ruckus! And let me tell ye, Zoe Saldaña be shinin' bright as a treasure chest in the moonlight! Aye, a merry jolly time it be!
November 13, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, a true scallywag of the telly seas! He donned the crown of Churchill thrice and strutted as King Lear, Macbeth, and ol' Willy Loman upon the boards. Aye, this swashbuckler of thespian delights sailed the stormy waters of drama with a hearty laugh and a hearty rum!
November 13, 2024, 9:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! With them scallywags from reality shows, the Vatican's gone from a snoozy tale of highfalutin' folk to a raucous brawl on the ol' social media sea! Now it's all parley and plunder, instead o' holy whispers and candlelight! Har har!
November 12, 2024, 6:00 pm
Arrr, matey! In this merry tale o' Netflix, a dashing snowman springs to life, puffed up like a bilge rat after a feast! With muscles firmer than a cannonball, he be stealin' hearts and chuckles this holiday season. Ho-ho-ho, prepare for a jolly good romp on the high seas!
November 12, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, the tales of them lad bands in Tamra Davis’s flick be like ships passin’ in the night—never crossin’ swords to forge a mighty tale! Aye, it’s a jolly mishmash that leaves ye wantin’ more treasure and less tedium! Ha-ha!
November 11, 2024, 8:46 pm
Arrr, matey! The grand trumpet blaster and raspy-voiced sea dog be gettin' a jolly jukebox makeover in a swashbucklin’ Broadway tale, with none other than James Monroe Iglehart at the helm! Set yer sails for a night o’ merry tunes and belly laughs, ye scallywags!
November 11, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This grand spectacle, blessed by the seas of fame, be settin' sail come February in the fine harbor of Brooklyn Academy o' Music. Prepare yer jolly rogers for a season of swashbucklin' entertainment, or ye be walkin' the plank!
November 11, 2024, 1:59 am
Arrr, matey! It be a scallywag’s blunder, for this here port shares a name with a cursed tale of a musical! The toymaker be sayin’ “Pardon me, ye swabs, for this misstep!” Aye, ’tis a right laugh on the high seas!
November 10, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Four decades past, the fearsome Freddy Krueger be clawin’ his way from the depths o’ nightmares to steal the hearts o' landlubbers! Aye, he be a scallywag of pop culture, makin' us shiver in our timbers with every dream he be crashin'!
November 9, 2024, 4:04 pm
Arrr, matey! Mr. Todd be a crafty sea dog, sailin’ through many a medium and genre! But lo, he be most famed for conjurin’ a frightful visage from the briny deep, appearin’ ’fore the glass like a ghostly parrot demandin’ crackers! Aye, what a jolly jest that be!
November 9, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! From yarns of scallywags like “A Complete Unknown” to the jolly animated escapades like “Moana 2” and “Mufasa,” these be the treasures we be itchin’ to set sail for this season! Avast, let the show begin!
November 8, 2024, 5:13 pm
Arrr, a band o' scallywags be claimin’ they’ve struck a deal to snatch up the ol' Metro Theater from its slumberin’ owners! But beware, mateys! They be needin’ to fill their treasure chests by year’s end, lest they be walkin’ the plank! Ahoy!
November 8, 2024, 11:37 am
Arrr, famed he be for his grand role in that cursed tale o’ a plant that gnaws on flesh! Aye, he was a trusty matey in the ragtag crew o’ the lowly budget master, Roger Corman, indeed! A true scallywag of the silver screen!
November 8, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr, this scallywag tale be a jolly romp through the high seas of irreverence, where a pair o' stepsiblings be tangled in a web o' lusty tension! Avast! It be more scandalous than a parrot wearin' a frock! Yo ho, me hearties, prepare fer a cheeky adventure!
November 8, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast, me hearties! This month's treasure trove be filled with 2000s booty, lassies with a fierce spirit, and the legendary Corey Feldman! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin' good time, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
November 8, 2024, 9:57 am
Ahoy, mateys! A grand flotilla of shiny new tomes be sailin’ into U.S. harbors this month! Gather ‘round as we hurl ye a jolly list o’ the finest treasures awaitin' to be plundered!
November 8, 2024, 4:03 am
Ahoy, matey! Be ye a landlubber or a seasoned film buccaneer, our savvy crew of reviewers reckon these moving pictures be treasures ye shan’t be missin’. Grab yer grog and take heed, for these flicks be fit for a captain’s eye! Arrr!
November 8, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! This month, we be havin’ a treasure trove of sequels aplenty and a jolly animated romp sailin’ forth from the great white north of Canada. Hoist the sails and prepare for belly laughs and grand escapades, or ye be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
November 8, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! With “Hot Frosty,” “The Merry Gentlemen,” and “A Carpenter Christmas Romance,” the holiday cheer be settin' sail in a shirtless breeze! Prepare yer jolly souls for a frolicsome festive season where beards and bare chests be all the rage! Avast, let the merriment commence!
November 8, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, in the grand finale o' Wang Bing’s yarn, the toil-worn scallywags from the cloth-making ship be sailin' back to their kin, ponderin' the same ol' riddles all young buccaneers be mullin' over. Aye, 'tis a right merry struggle, matey!
November 7, 2024, 1:15 pm
Arrr! Barry Keoghan and Franz Rogowski be settin' sail in a tale of a wee lass, yearning fer a steady ship in a stormy sea she ne’er be knowin'. Aye, it be a jolly romp through the choppy waters of childhood dreams, mateys! Avast, ye hearties!
November 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Pierce Brosnan be a scallywag who slips away from his old sea dog’s den to join the grand 75th shindig of D-Day! Aye, 'tis a jolly tale, though a tad cheesy, like a moldy old treasure chest! Avast, let the adventure begin!
November 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, me hearties! A sorrowful lass be caught in a storm o' dreadful choices, as she sails the treacherous seas o' sci-fi and ponderin' morals. With naught but her wits and a parrot on her shoulder, she be seekin' treasure in the fog of uncertainty! Arrr!
November 7, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Tyler Taormina's third yarn be a jolly romp, a merry crew gathered 'round Long Island, stirrin' up a storm of fond memories! Aye, it be light as a feather and full o' laughter, just like a ship on a gentle breeze!
November 7, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! This here flick, long buried under the weighty sails of Michelangelo Antonioni's grander tales, be makin' a grand return at Film Forum! Aye, even those scallywag scenes they tried to drown be risin' from the depths! Come feast yer eyes, ye landlubbers!
November 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Cillian Murphy, that scallywag from “Oppenheimer,” be playin' an Irish rogue diggin' into a foul treasure o' abuse and forced toil, heedless of the landlubbers tellin' him to turn a blind eye. Avast, the brashness of it all!
November 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, in a sly and swaggerin' manner, the scallywag actor befriendin' two pious souls, only to transform his humble abode into a ghastly den of doom and carnage! Avast, what a jolly jest it be! From neighborly cheer to a right terror, 'tis a twist worthy of a sea shanty!
November 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr matey! This tale, spun from a yarn by the fair lass Barbara Robinson in the year of our Lord 1972, be about a motley crew of scallywags who be givin' a wee town a jolly good shockin' come holiday time! Aye, a right merry adventure it be!
November 6, 2024, 11:30 am
Arrr, matey! Landlubbers be scurrying from beasts too scared to rise above 8,000 feet in this here "Quiet Place" rip-off! Aye, what a sight to see—monsters more afraid of heights than a scallywag on a crow's nest! Hoist the sails and laugh, I say!
November 6, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr matey! This merry Netflix tale o' love be a jolly reminder that the merry crew o' Pentatonix be still afloat, like a ghost ship o' holiday tunes! Aye, who be needin' 'em, when we got rum and raucous laughter? Ho ho ho, and a bottle o' cheer!
November 6, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, me hearties! In this grim tale from Juan Rulfo’s fevered mind, the living be beggin’ for mercy while the dead be whisperin’ their woes. Yet, the makin’ of this yarn be as proper as a landlubber's manners! Arrr, what a fine pickle we be in!
November 6, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! In the days of yore, Anne Hathaway be roasted fer tryin’ too hard, but now the likes o’ Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga be parlayin’ showmanship like it be treasure! Aye, how the tides o’ fame do shift, eh? Savvy?
November 6, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the brave mates of yon flick be ponderin' their wild voyage, navigatin' through the stormy seas of Covid and a ruckus over wages! Aye, they be dodgin' the dreaded “green” like it be a kraken in the depths! Aye, what a jolly fine adventure it be!
November 5, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! This flick be a treasure, lurkin’ in the shadows for two long years, 'til TikTok scallywags hoisted it to fame! Now, it be settin’ sail fer the silver screen again, ready to rake in doubloons and hearty laughs! Avast, me hearties!
November 4, 2024, 11:29 am
Arrr, matey! Steve McQueen's newest flick be settin' sail in 1940, when the German scallywags rained fire upon ol' London Town! He plundered photos from the here and now, shootin' the whole shebang outside the city! Aye, a right jolly romp through history, it be!
November 2, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! This thespian be chattin’ 'bout his fresh tale, “The Other Americans.” He be feelin’ like a scallywag in a sea of critics, lamentin’ the lack o’ fine Latino representation on the stage! Aye, let’s hoist a tankard for the unsung pirates of the playwrightin’ world!
November 1, 2024, 1:50 pm
Avast ye hearties! A bounty o' grand flicks and tales be sailin' away from Netflix shores this November! Gather 'round, for here be a merry list of the finest treasures ye best not miss before they vanish into Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!
November 1, 2024, 12:28 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag scribe and captain of the flick, Steve McQueen, be spin’ a yarn ‘bout a tale set in jolly old London whilst the cannons be a-boomin’ in World War II. Aye, a right merry tale of chaos and plunder, it be!
November 1, 2024, 11:18 am
Avast ye mateys! This month’s treasure trove be filled with lasses who take down foes, a peculiar French scallywag with a knack for thievery, and coppers who can’t keep their cutlasses straight! A right merry tale of rogues and rascals, I say! Yarrr!
November 1, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! “Cruel Intentions” be settin’ sail, alongside the grand tunes of Master John Williams! And lo! “Dune: The Prophecy” joins the fray, whilst “Bad Sisters” Season 2 be throwin’ a raucous shindig! Hoist the sails and ready the popcorn!
November 1, 2024, 10:03 am
Avast ye hearties! A new tale on the Disney+ seas be settin’ sail, tellin’ the life o’ a grand composer, famed fer his shanties ‘bout Jaws and them far-off Star Wars! Aye, a right jolly yarn fer all ye scallywags an’ swabs who love the tune of adventure!
November 1, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! The scallywags from “Forrest Gump” be ready to set sail with Cap’n Zemeckis fer the curious voyage of “Here.” De-aging magic and a camera sittin’ still? Ha! They be not rattled, but ready to hoist the sails and embrace the jolly ol' adventure!
November 1, 2024, 4:04 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles in flicks or a hearty film aficionado, our scallywag reviewers be sayin’ these tales be worth yer eye! Grab yer rum, sit ye down, and prepare to be entertained, ye salty sea dog! Arrr!
November 1, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! This sorcery be makin' waves in the realm of sights, as seen in the flick "Here." But hold yer horses, for the scallywags reckon this be but the tip of the iceberg! More treasures o' innovation await, savvy?
November 1, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, that scallywag be chased by a bunch o' landlubbers with their skinny notions! But lo and behold, as Dawn Porter’s tale unfolds, he be a mighty force o’ change from the very start! Aye, even the sea be laughin’ at their folly!
November 1, 2024, 4:02 am
"Ahoy, matey! 'Martha,' crafted by the clever R.J. Cutler, claims she be a lass from the future! But don’t be fooled by her long-winded yarns—this be no tale of saintly glory, just a jolly good chat!"
October 31, 2024, 5:07 pm
Arrr, a jolly old tome be beckonin’ film-lovers with yarns of Ari Aster, Maggie Cheung, Daniel Clowes, Clint Eastwood, and Ann Hui! A treasure trove of tales that be makin' ye laugh and shiver like a sea dog on a wobbly ship! Avast, me hearties!
October 31, 2024, 2:29 pm
Arrr, me hearty! R.J. Cutler, a seasoned sea dog of the film world, be stirrin’ the pot o’ discourse in the grand ol’ Hollywood! Be them documentaries o’ the famous truly the real deal, or just a jolly jest? Aye, the crew be ponderin’ this riddle!
October 31, 2024, 11:28 am
Ahoy matey! In this here tale from the land of Utah, three scallywags be wrestlin' with the weight o' survivor's guilt, a year past the day when a foul deed took a dear soul from 'em. Aye, it's a tragic frolic on the high seas of heartache!
October 31, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr, matey! Steve McQueen's tale o' World War II be lookin' like a plain ol' sea shanty, but batten down the hatches! There's treasure buried deeper, ne'er to be missed by a savvy swashbuckler like yerself!
October 31, 2024, 5:44 am
Arrr, after settin' me eyes on “We Live in Time,” landlubbers be weepin' like scurvy dogs! They be recordin' their blubberin' and tossin' it to the seven seas of social media, creatin' a merry whirlpool o' tears and laughter, all for the world to see! Har har!
October 31, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, in Wang Bing's jolly flick ‘bout them Chinese cloth-makers, a crew be askin’: What be the worth of doubloons if ye have no say on the high seas? Aye, even a scallywag knows rights be more treasure than gold! Har har!
October 31, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! A raucous tale o' the demise o' Patrice Lumumba unfurls like a treacherous sea, twistin' and turnin' in all manner o' directions. Aye, this yarn be full o' fervor, like a cannonball chasin' a scallywag through the briny deep!
October 31, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! Gather 'round, mateys! 'Twas the yarn of a wee lad, just twelve winters old, stranded in the wild, rugged mountains for nine long days back in the thirties. A tale of daring, mischief, and a belly that craved grub—aye, he outsmarted Mother Nature herself!
October 30, 2024, 3:58 pm
“Avast! I be hearin’ ye scrawl tales o’ paintin’ houses, savvy? Aye, that be the yarn o' the late Jimmy Hoffa, spun by the infamous Scorsese and De Niro! A fine treasure o’ a film, if ye be partial to a bit o’ murder and mayhem on the high seas!”
October 30, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast, me hearties! This month’s treasure trove be sportin’ a likeness of a scallywag artist, a ghostly tune that’ll raise yer hairs, and a spine-tinglin’ yarn of a landlubber gone missin’! Arrr, gather 'round and feast yer eyes on these fine curiosities!
October 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! This here treasure trove be brimming with frightful tales, makin' it the finest pick for yer ghostly gatherings! So hoist the Jolly Roger and feast yer eyes on frightfulness fit for any scallywag lookin’ to be spooked this season!
October 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Be the tales spun 'round the galley fire tellin’ the true yarns o’ the scallywags? Aye, in this here hour of need, we be needin’ to spin the right tales, lest we end up in Davy Jones’ locker with the wrong legends!
October 30, 2024, 4:01 am
When a scallywag of a reporter did ring me bell 'bout me new tale, I let loose like a cannon: "Arrr, I be loathin' those last scenes! A curse upon 'em!" Aye, they be as welcome as a landlubber on me ship!
October 29, 2024, 5:14 pm
Arrr, matey! With eyes that could steal yer very soul, the fair Garr captured hearts on the screen! Later, she hoisted the flag for the fight against multiple sclerosis, rallyin' the crew to seek treasures of knowledge! Aye, a true captain of the cause she be!
October 29, 2024, 5:10 pm
Arrr, this lass be a true treasure of the silver screen, nominated fer an Oscar in the jolly tale of “Tootsie”! A favorite on the decks o' Letterman and Carson, she be a three-time captain o' “Saturday Night Live”! Aye, a fair wind blows in her favor!
October 29, 2024, 2:13 pm
Arrr, in “Tootsie” an’ “After Hours,” this lass be dancin’ on the edge o’ madness! She be mixin’ hearty belly laughs with a touch o’ sorrow, like a fine rum that be both sweet an’ strong! Aye, ‘tis a grand performance, fit for the saltiest sea dog!
October 29, 2024, 5:06 am
Arrr, when the world be takin' its last breath in flicks and screens, those scallywag newspapers be spillin' the beans 'bout the grand finale! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight to see ‘em flutterin’ like a parrot with naught but doom as their headlines!
October 28, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, in flicks like “Trash” and “Women in Revolt,” this scallywag conjured up a jig, some lively lasses, and a tale that be less tangled than a mermaid’s hair! Aye, he did make Warhol’s moving pictures a tad more watchable, or so the parrot be squawkin'!
October 27, 2024, 11:07 am
Arrr, Governor Gavin Newsom be plannin’ to heap a bountiful treasure o’ doubloons upon the good folk o' the state! He aims to make the land's incentive booty the grandest in all the seven seas! Aye, a right jolly scheme, if ye ask this swashbuckler!
October 27, 2024, 10:37 am
Arrr, he be takin' the role of Cochise, a scallywag in the Warriors crew, steerin' through a ruckus o' fancily dressed ruffians in the wilds o' New York City! A jolly sight to see, like a parrot at a tea party!
October 26, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, in “McNeal,” the scallywag scribe Ayad Akhtar be ponderin’ how them fancy contraptions be messin’ with the art of writin’, stirrin’ up a tempest o' thoughts 'bout what it means to be creative, savvy? Aye, even the quills be shiverin’ in their inkwells!
October 25, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, matey! Armando Iannucci, the clever sea dog who spun “Veep,” be takin’ “Dr. Strangelove” to the stage! He be sayin’ that laughin’ at a nuclear hullabaloo be as timely as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Aye, what jolly jests await us in the midst of doom!
October 25, 2024, 9:59 am
Avast ye! This month's treasures be a swashbucklin' time-warp yarn with young Dylan O’Brien, and a jolly dystopian jestin' with the likes of Awkwafina and the mighty John Cena. Aye, prepare for a rollickin’ adventure on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
October 25, 2024, 9:17 am
Arrr, matey! The grand stage be hostin’ a ruckus revival of “Romeo + Juliet,” aimed at the scallywags scrollin’ TikTok! But fear not, for mayhap it be a jolly good fortune for all! Aye, let the swashbucklin’ romance tickle their fancy!
October 25, 2024, 8:40 am
Arrr, matey! Eight scallywags found themselves in the infirmary after a ruckus on the “Pickup” set in April! Three of 'em be sportin' serious owies! But fear not—those landlubber investigators found nary a breach in health or safety, so hoist a tankard and laugh it off!
October 25, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! This here thespian be donnin' the robes of a cardinal, ponderin' his faith like a landlubber lost at sea! Aye, 'tis a jolly tale spun by the crafty Edward Berger, makin’ ye question the good ship Church while chucklin’ at the folly of it all!
October 25, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Edward Berger spins a yarn from his flick, with none other than the dashing Ralph Fiennes! Aye, 'tis a tale of adventure and mischief, where the scallywags be up to no good! Hoist the sails and grab the popcorn, for the show be afoot!
October 25, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tale spun by Edward Berger beckons ye into a secretive world o' shadows! But, I be wonderin’, how true be this yarn, eh? Grab yer grog and prepare to guffaw, for the truth might be as slippery as a fish on a wet deck!
October 25, 2024, 4:06 am
Ahoy, matey! Be ye a landlubber just watchin' flicks or a hearty cinephile? Our scallywag reviewers reckon these moving pictures be treasures ye best be knowin' about! Avast, set yer sails for cinematic adventure! Arrr!
October 24, 2024, 5:54 pm
Arrr, matey! She be the wench what spun yarns fer flicks like "Sleepless in Seattle" and "Contact," savvy? She scribbled tales of the silver screen for The Times and other scrolls, makin’ waves in the industry like a cannonball in a barrel o’ grog!
October 24, 2024, 4:52 pm
Arrr, a merry tale be spun o' podcasts and docu-ventures! The young scallywags, with their skeptical squints, be breathin' fresh wind into this ol' case and others like it. Aye, the treasure of curiosity be found once more!
October 24, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast, me hearties! In the final squall, fair Ms. Robbie snagged her treasure, sealing a pact with the scallywags at Warner Bros! Aye, she be makin’ waves like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!
October 24, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, matey! A grand yarn unfolds as if the great Hitchcock be chattin’ 'bout his treasure trove o' flicks, all woven together like a merry daisy chain of moving pictures! Aye, a feast for the eyes and a jest for the soul! Hoist the anchor and set sail on this cinematic voyage!
October 24, 2024, 6:00 am
At the ripe old age of 75, ol' Springsteen be as stubborn as a mule on a treasure hunt! This here film be a rollickin' tale o' how he be keepin' his sea legs whilst sailin' the tourin' waves and what treasure he finds in the process! Arrr!
October 24, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, Daisy Ridley be a powder keg with a long wick in this here slow burn o’ an adultery yarn! Ye'll be on the edge o' yer plank, laughin' and gaspin' as the plot thickens like a stormy sea! Aye, it be a right rollickin' tale!
October 24, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, a lass named Melissa Barrera be dreamin’ of the Broadway stage! With a fiery heart, she be callin’ upon the beastie in her closet to unleash her fury. Aye, ‘tis a jolly romp of tunes and tempests, as she sails the stormy seas o' fame!
October 24, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! This be a jolly tale of a Norwegian scallywag, a gamer of the high seas of cyberspace! Aye, it be an odd yarn, showin' how we sail through the treacherous waves of the internet, huntin’ for treasure and dodgin’ the sharks of the virtual world!
October 24, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Tom Hardy be a swashbucklin' scallywag, playin' both Eddie Brock and the slimy beastie that be takin' over him! In this third tale o' the seas, he be givin' a rollickin' one-man show fit to shiver yer timbers! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!
October 24, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! This here be a comical tale of a lass who be bustin' free from her crusty shell, like a treasure chest spillin' gold! Aye, 'tis an animated romp for grown folk, filled with jests and jolly misadventures on the high seas of life!
October 23, 2024, 4:09 pm
Arrr, the suit be claimin' that ol' Mr. Polanski plied a wee lass with grog 'fore makin' her walk the plank! But the scallywag's legal matey be sayin’ they settled the squabble in the summer sun, yet kept the juicy bits under lock and key! Avast!
October 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! The charm o' Werewolf be in its crafty deceit, but this film be a jolly jape, with chuckles aplenty and dawdlin' action that’d make a sloth look spry! Hoist the colors and cast yer expectations adrift!
October 23, 2024, 4:09 am
Arrr, me hearties! The secret be a-takin' the likeness and sailin' beyond the horizon! Aye, 'tis what them scallywags Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong be plunderin' for their grand tale of that ol' rascal Donald Trump and his matey Roy Cohn! Avast, matey!
October 23, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, matey! A treasure chest o’ the finest jests and tales be awaitin’ ye! A few choice comedy-dramas this month be sparkly gems in the streaming seas—perfect for a rollickin’ good time on the high seas of entertainment! Avast, don’t be missin’ ‘em, or ye’ll walk the plank!
October 22, 2024, 1:46 pm
Arrr, matey! Charles Thomas “Chuck” Coleman be a master o’ the skies, teachin’ landlubbers to soar fer the swashbucklin’ spectacle “Top Gun: Maverick,” where the likes of Tom Cruise and Miles Teller be battlin’ the winds o’ fate! Aye, a fine tale to spin, that be!
October 22, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, listen close, me hearties! Parker Finn be spin’n a yarn ’bout “Smile 2,” where the fair Naomi Scott be playin’ a role fit for a treasure map! Aye, a tale full o’ grins and giggles, like a parrot with too much rum! Har har har!
October 21, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, matey! Alcon Entertainment, the scallywags of Hollywood, be sayin' they turned down a plea to use images from “Blade Runner 2049.” But lo and behold, that ol' sea dog Musk went ahead and plundered 'em anyway! Aye, the audacity!
October 21, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! In these days when the likes of Taylor Swift and Beyoncé be rakin’ in the doubloons, these flicks be takin’ a jolly ol' poke at the crazy crew of fans, teeterin’ on the edge of madness like a ship in a stormy sea!
October 20, 2024, 9:00 pm
Arrr, matey! A grand spectacle be brewin' on the boards, takin' that raucous 1994 shanty and blastin' it to the heavens! It’s a fine feast for the eyes, where even the timbers be dancin'! Hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ good time!
October 20, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, three tides o' time be past, an’ now the crafty scallywags o’ cinema, quill, an’ brush be spin'n tall tales from the stormy seas o’ old woes. Aye, they be turnin’ ancestral grumblin’ into jolly jests, makin' treasure from the wreckage! Avast, me hearties!
October 20, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Dorothy Parker penned a tale of starlight, but the sorrowful finish be all her doing! Meanwhile, Bruce Eric Kaplan be plunderin’ the jests o' today’s landlubber troubles, findin’ mirth in the muck! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
October 19, 2024, 10:54 am
Arrr, she be conjurin' a grand scheme to toast the artistry of Black scallywags in the 1960s! Yet, for many a moon, she be naggin' the organizers to tip their hats to her fine handiwork. Aye, what a caper, like a parrot squawkin' for a cracker!
October 18, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr! In this month’s treasure trove, a bashful bloodsucker from the Great White North finds his sea legs, two scallywags in India brawl fer a prized berth, and a Chilean lass daydreams o’ swashbucklin’ as a fearsome killer! Avast, what a jolly romp!
October 18, 2024, 4:04 am
Avast ye scallywags! Whether ye be a landlubber who barely dabbles or a swashbucklin' film fanatic, our trusty crew o’ reviewers be reckonin’ these tales be worth yer time. So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a cinematic adventure, ye salty sea dogs! Arrr!
October 18, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr! He teamed up with the fair maiden Eisa Davis to craft a merry tune inspired by that cursed 1979 flick! But lo and behold, instead of salty sea dogs, the crew be a band o' fierce lasses! A right jolly twist, indeed!
October 18, 2024, 4:02 am
"Avast ye! ‘Fanatical,’ a jaw-droppin’ flick by the fair Erin Lee Carr, spins the wild yarn of a 16-year saga filled with strange shenanigans from the crew and their madcap admirers. Aye, it be a tale o’ laughs and lunacy on the high seas of fandom!"
October 17, 2024, 2:57 pm
Arrr, a scallywag of the silver screen, he be a doppelganger to the heavens! He be pullin' off bone-crackin’ stunts in flicks like “Return of the Jedi” and “Back to the Future." And blow me down, he still be doin' it at the ripe age of 80!
October 17, 2024, 2:30 pm
Arrr, matey! She be famed for her rollickin’ role in the 1958 flick “South Pacific,” but her time in Tinseltown be shorter than a seagull's attention span! Soon, she set sail for the bright lights of Las Vegas and the telly! Aye, what a merry twist o' fate!
October 17, 2024, 7:14 am
Arrr, matey! Cate Blanchett be struttin’ as a saucy, vain lass o’ the high seas in a jolly jibe at the political squabbles, crafted by the madcap captain o’ cinema, Guy Maddin! Aye, a rollickin’ tale for the merry crew!
October 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Anna Kendrick be at the helm of a tale where a scallywag of a killer be takin' center stage, but instead, she charts a course straight fer the poor souls he be victimizin’. Aye, a jolly good twist on a dark tale, that!
October 17, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, me hearties! The shady depths o’ college brotherhood be revealed in this frightenin’ tale, acted so well ye might spill yer grog! Aye, 'tis a jolly good show, but beware the raucous revelry that might make ye question yer sea legs! Arrr, what a scallywag affair!
October 17, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, the gentle lass o’ the stage be catchin’ cheers and whispers o’ gold coins fer her bold role as a saucy wench in the treasure o’ a flick, “Anora,” which be claimin’ the grand Palme d’Or! Shiver me timbers, she might just snag a shiny Oscar too!
October 17, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! That jolly star, feignin’ mirth like a cap’n with a parrot on his shoulder, be all weepy 'bout his kin! Yet, when it comes to villainy in “Heretic,” he’s as serious as a treasure map in a storm! Aye, the irony be rich like a chest of gold!
October 17, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! In this here follow-up tale, the fair songbird Skye Riley be gearin' up to sail the seas of fame once more, a year after her shipwreck o’ a carriage! Avast, it be a jolly jest to see her back on the stage, makin’ merry tunes once again!
October 17, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! Mikey Madison be makin' waves like a cannonball in a treasure-laden flick, where a fair lass of the night be dancin' with a golden-booty scallywag! Aye, it’s a tale fit for the high seas, claimin' the Palme d’Or like a ship's bounty! Avast, what a jolly romp!
October 16, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, the glitzy lords of Hollywood be dreamin’ of grand tales and shiny ships, but they ne’er fathomed the wild seas of American politics! It be like chartin’ a course through a storm, blindfolded, with a parrot squawkin’ nonsense! Aye, that be the true comedy of it all!
October 16, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! Kjersti Flaa’s clumsy chatters with the fair Blake Lively and Anne Hathaway be makin’ waves on the seas o' the internet! She be ponderin' tossin’ out more treasures from her treasure chest, claimin’ “the tides be a-changin’!” Avast! Let the hilarity set sail!
October 16, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Plunderin’ the depths of Paul Verhoeven’s jolly flick “Showgirl,” we be ponderin’ the life of a lass who strips bare fer the stage! Aye, ‘tis a raucous tale of thespian shenanigans and bare-bottomed bravado! Avast, who knew actin’ could be so cheeky?
October 14, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr! Jeroboam Bozeman and Rennie Harris be swaggerin' through the streets and concert halls, like scallywags of the dance seas! They be the crafty captains behind the jig in “Once Again (for the Very First Time),” makin' landlubbers' feet tap and hearts race, arrr!
October 14, 2024, 4:03 am
Aye mateys! With a hull full of scallywags in Jason Reitman's jolly flick about "S.N.L.," here be yer trusty map to the true swabs and landlubbers behind the scenes. Set yer sails for laughter, for the seas be brimming with characters, savvy? Arrr!
October 13, 2024, 2:36 pm
Ahoy mateys! Set yer sights on “Exhibiting Forgiveness,” a jolly good show hittin’ the deck on Oct. 18! ‘Tis a treasure trove of paintings, now parleyin’ at Gagosian in Los Angeles. Don’t be a landlubber – sail forth and feast yer eyes! Yarrr!
October 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, a fresh moving picture 'bout the show be sailin' the seas, yet not a word 'bout her! But lo, her jolly sketches be the treasure that shaped Lorne Michaels' early map, aye! A true pirate tale of glory lost in the sands of time! Har har!
October 13, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The stars o' "We Live in Time" spin a yarn 'bout how a simple delivery turned into a swashbucklin' adventure, with a wee babe in tow and a few pesky surprises thrown in fer good measure. A fine tale fer any scallywag!
October 13, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, matey! When them indie flicks like "Rosemead" sail into foreign shores for treasure in tax gold, they be fillin' their coffers but stirrin' the creative cauldron, aye! 'Tis a fine jolly jest, navigatin' both savings and shenanigans, arrr!
October 11, 2024, 2:15 pm
Arrr, matey! This here flick spins a yarn 'bout a landlubber stuck in his chair, sharin' jests with the jolly Robin Williams, spillin' tales of heart and hearth that’ll make ye weep like a scallywag. Aye, it be a right treasure of a tale!
October 11, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Just as the moon be risin' for Halloween, we be gettin' new tales of a wicked demon daddy, cursed woods, and a hellish ’90s box o' flickerin' pictures! Prepare yer timbers to be shivered and yer grog to spill, for fright be a-comin'! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 4:04 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber watchin’ flicks or a swashbucklin’ cinephile? Our merry crew o’ reviewers be sayin’ these films be treasures ye best be acquainted with, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank of boredom! Arrr!
October 11, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, the crafty toymaker be sailin' the seas of silver screens! With “Piece by Piece,” tellin' the tale of that scallywag Mr. Williams, he’s plundered a new genre, like findin' treasure in a chest o' wooden legs! Avast, what a jolly venture, matey!
October 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for tales of yore from swashbucklin' S.N.L. scallywags like Molly Shannon and Leslie Jones! They be spinnin' yarns of mirth and mayhem from the belly o' the comedy beast. Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare to laugh till ye keel over!
October 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! This month’s treasure trove be filled with a shiny DreamWorks sequel glimmerin’ like a doubloon, and the highest-grossin’ flick of 2024, makin’ the gold flow like rum! Hoist the sails and grab yer popcorn, for a jolly good time awaits! Yarrr!
October 10, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr, matey! The latest tale spun by Errol Morris be a jolly good look at how that scallywag Trump be snatchin' wee ones from their kin at the southern seas! A right ruckus it be, fit to make even a parrot squawk in disbelief! Avast, what madness be this?
October 10, 2024, 11:45 am
Avast ye! In this raucous yarn of young Trump’s climbin’, 'tis none other than the scallywag lawyer Roy Cohn, portrayed with the sleaziest flair by that Jeremy Strong. Aye, a right merry tale o’ treachery and shenanigans on the high seas of politics! Arrr!
October 10, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Barnaby Thompson's lively tale be tellin’ how that fancy-dressed wordsmith be hidin’ his wobbly heart beneath a shiny suit o’ gold, like a parrot with a feathered hat! Aye, 'tis a jolly good laugh at the scallywag's expense!
October 10, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, the grim reaper be workin’ overtime in this here tale, but the swashbucklin’ pace be as wobbly as a landlubber on a stormy sea! Aye, Damien Leone’s horror treasure still be a sight to behold, even if it be missin’ the mark here and there, matey!
October 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Behold Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield in this tear-jerkin' tale o' love! It be a right jolly romp, twistin' through three tangled timelines like a ship in a storm! Aye, it be modern, but it still makes ye weep like a lost parrot!
October 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Ahoy, matey! The jolly minstrel and crafty creator be gettin’ his life’s tale spun into a yarn, but hold yer grog! There be a twist more surprising than a sea serpent at a tea party! Arrr, prepare ye hearties for a rollickin’ good time!
October 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast, mateys! This here reimaginin' of a Thai treasure tale 'bout landlubbers seekin' college loot, with the fair Callina Liang at the helm, be tossin' in a dash o' racial shenanigans to spice up the plunderin' plot! Arrr, a right jolly adventure, if ye can stomach it!
October 10, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! The “Apprentice” be a tale spun by Captain Ali Abbasi, claimin’ it’s a jolly good “humanistic” yarn ‘bout the old captain o’ the White House and his scallywag mentor, Roy Cohn! Aye, it be a right treasure of a story, full o’ laughs and mischief!
October 9, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! John Lennon and Yoko Ono be settin' sail into the cozy lairs of landlubbers in this jolly tale, all froth and no treasure! Aye, it be a merry romp, but don’t be expectin’ any deep seas of wisdom, just a wee splash o’ cuteness!
October 9, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! Mathieu Kassovitz be takin’ his swashbucklin’ flick from '95 and plunderin’ it into a tuneful stage shindig! The France it be showin’ be a differin’ treasure, yet much o’ the seas still be the same! Avast, let the jigs begin!
October 9, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Cate Blanchett be steerin' the ship in a jolly good tale spun by a master of the art! A thriller, it be, where a lass's life be tossed like a ship in a storm, all ‘cause of a devilish book! Avast! What a ruckus!
October 8, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, a rovin’ version o’ the cherished treasure trove of flicks lured a crew o’ hundreds at the New York Film Festival! These scallywags be yearnin’ to peek at what the stars be doin’ in their fanciful moving pictures! Aye, a jolly good show it be!
October 8, 2024, 1:59 am
Arrr, as the scholars of Harvard clash like rival ships, those favorin' a middle course spy a jumbled tale where the grand captain of science be both a red flag waver and a sneaky sea rat, all at once! Aye, what a twisty tale to spin, matey!
October 7, 2024, 5:19 pm
Avast ye! This here tale o’ Lyle and Erik Menendez be more fit fer the gossipin’ tabloids than the high seas! A right spectacle, it be, worthy o’ a hearty chuckle and a pint o’ rum, but don’t be expectin’ no fine art, me hearties!
October 7, 2024, 5:16 pm
Ahoy, mateys! This tale of Lyle and Erik Menendez be a jolly good yarn, filled with newfound whispers and tidbits 'bout their poor parents' doom and the ruckus that followed. Aye, it be a treasure trove of scandal on the high seas of family mischief!
October 7, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr matey! In grand tales like "Me Unwanted Mateys" and jolly life yarns like "Stony Ways,” the wondrous craft of the doc’mentary shines bright as a treasure chest o' gold! Aye, it be a sight to behold, fit for a salty sea dog like meself!
October 6, 2024, 2:54 pm
Arrr, this dreary sea shanty be settin' sail for a paltry treasure of $40 doubloons, far less than the booty plundered by the 2019 crew on their maiden voyage! Aye, it be lookin' like a stormy weekend fer sure!
October 5, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! I be chattin' with the fabled thespian 'bout all manner o' nonsense, from treasure maps to the finest rum! We be swappin' tales 'til the sun be settin' and the sea be singin'! Avast, what a merry ol' jabber it be!
October 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Many a film be sunk, but Francis Ford Coppola’s latest treasure be in a league of its own when it comes to box office shipwrecks! Aye, it be a right spectacle of flop, fit to make Davy Jones chuckle!
October 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Many a film hath sunk to Davy Jones' locker, but Francis Ford Coppola's latest be a right jolly disaster, sailin' the seas of failin' like a ship with no hull! A true treasure of flop, it be!
October 4, 2024, 5:31 pm
Arrr! He sailed the seven seas o' thespian fame, but be most known fer playin’ John Taggart in the jolly Eddie Murphy treasure trove o’ films. Aye, that be the gold doubloon in his chest o’ mischief!
October 4, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, mateys! This week be comin' forth a tale of ghostly possessions with lass Sarah Paulson, and a cookin’ caper of spooks with the fine Ariana DeBose! Set yer sails for a wild ride on the seas of supernatural shenanigans, ye scallywags! Avast, 'tis bound to tickle yer funny bone!
October 4, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! This month’s treasure trove be filled with daring sky scallywags, a fierce queen fightin’ for the lasses, and raucous brawls in the city’s back alleys! Hoist the flag and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye scurvy dogs!
October 4, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, at the ripe age of 30, this Irish lass has been a star on the screen fer two decades, hoardin’ treasure troves o’ awards! Her latest capers be stirrin’ up whispers o’ Oscars, like a ship’s sails catchin’ the wind! Avast, what a fine crew she be!
October 4, 2024, 4:03 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles or a true sea dog of flicks? Our scallywag critics reckon these tales be worth a gander. So hoist the popcorn and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye salty sea dogs! Arrr!
October 4, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! “Grub an’ Land” be sayin’ our victuals makin’ ways be as crooked as a three-legged crab! But fear not, for it be tossin’ about some jolly ideas to right the ship of feasts! Aye, let’s fill our bellies yet!
October 4, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! To join the jolly season, even if yer belly be doin' the rumba, just hoist yer courage and swab the deck with cheer! Embrace the grog, dance with the scallywags, and let the holiday spirit tickle yer fancy, lest ye be a sorry landlubber!
October 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Seek ye answers to yer curiosities of culture and merriment from the wise scribes of the New York Times! Let them regale ye with tales and tidbits that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Avast, ye won't be disappointed!
October 3, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, matey! After that scallywag Baldwin's flick went to Davy Jones’ locker with the poor lens swabber, the cursed film be settin' sail at the festival next month, raisin' a toast to the art of capture 'n' light! Aye, what a jolly spectacle that’ll be!
October 3, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr, matey! In Todd Phillips’s jolly “Joker” sequel, Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga be prancin’ and singin’ like scallywags on a sugar high! But, alas, this frolic be as fun as a kraken in a kiddie pool! Aye, me hearties, prepare for a storm o' disappointment!
October 3, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, a wee lad sets sail for a fresh school, and what be this? His wise old gran, played by the legendary Helen Mirren, be givin' him a jolly good history lesson! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a tale of swashbucklin' and grand tales, savvy?
October 3, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, this here tale o' body-swappin' be as flaccid as a sea cucumber! It be clueless as a landlubber 'bout what makes the jests of its kind tickle the funny bone. Aye, it be a right scallywag of a comedy, lost at sea in a tempest o' confusion!
October 3, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! That lass Saoirse Ronan be a fine actress, me hearties! She be tellin' a tale of a rum-soaked scallywag huntin' fer a cure, makin' the crowd gasp and guffaw! Aye, ‘tis a rollickin’ performance that’ll shiver yer timbers!
October 3, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! In secret whispers to their landlubber kin, them Russian scallywags be wrestlin’ with their own warlike folly! This here moving picture be showin’ their bravado and woes, all while feastin’ yer eyes on the mighty wreckage they’ve wrought upon the shores! Avast, what a jolly mess!
October 2, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Sable Ranch, a fair 30 leagues north o' that land o' Hollywood, be hostin' a wild West stage! Aye, 'tis seen the likes o' “American Horror Story” and “Oppenheimer” sailin' through its dusty trails! Treasure for the tale-tellers, it be!
October 1, 2024, 4:26 pm
Arrr, mateys! This grand tale, spun from a treasure of a book, be burstin' with flashy flips and puppet shenanigans! But mark yer calendars, for the last swashbucklin’ show be settin' sail on Dec. 8! Don’t be missin’ the final ‘arr!’
October 1, 2024, 1:16 pm
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! A treasure trove of moving picture tales be comin’ ashore! "Citadel: Diana," "Disclaimer," "The Franchise," "Star Trek: Lower Decks," and a yarn ‘bout that Springsteen scallywag, all set to tickle yer fancy. Prepare yer popcorn, ye salty sea dogs! 🍿🏴☠️
October 1, 2024, 1:06 pm
Arrr, mateys! Keri Russell and Ali Wong be settin' sail once more! Here be a jolly list o' treasures worth plunderin' fer all ye U.S. landlubbers this month. Hoist the sails and prepare fer a bumpy ride, ye scallywags!
October 1, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! The seas of legality be churnin' up a shiny new trove o' green treasures — a marketplace so fancy, it be feelin' like a spa for scallywags, yet strangely lackin' the jolly roger of fun! Where be the rum, I ask ye?
October 1, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis October, the month fer fright and frolic! Horror flick festivals be scratchin' yer itch fer a jolly jaunt and a good scare to make ye jump like a landlubber! Here be a guide to some worthy of yer treasure map, savvy? Arrr!
October 1, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! October's upon us, and the horror film fests be callin' like a siren's song, scratchin' that itch fer adventure and frightenin' yer boots off! Here’s a map to some jolly good haunts fer yer weekend plunderin'! Avast, let the screams commence!
September 30, 2024, 8:10 pm
Arrr, matey! The scallywag from “Oppenheimer” be makin’ his first grand entrance on the stage of Broadway, joinin’ forces with a clever script by Ayad Akhtar! ‘Tis a tale of a bookish beast seekin’ help from a mechanical parrot, savvy? Let the jests and jigs commence!
September 30, 2024, 3:45 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A mighty fleet of TV shows 'n flicks be setting sail for U.S. subscribers this month! Here’s a treasure map of the finest catchin’s, includin' some spine-chillin’ horror gems fer the spooky season. Don’t let 'em slip through yer fingers, or ye’ll be walkin' the plank!
September 30, 2024, 2:34 pm
Arrr, after sailin’ the stormy seas of songsmithin’ for years, he finally struck gold with a voice as clear as a siren’s call! This scallywag be singin’, actin’, and raisin’ a ruckus for decades—turnin’ his woes into shanties and his dreams into treasure!
September 30, 2024, 2:12 pm
Arrr, the bard of ballads and jester of tunes, who shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 88, sailed through many a raucous tale, remindin' all us scallywags of the heart o' country music! Avast, what a merry life he led!
September 30, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, the armorer’s scallywags o’ lawyers be squawkin’ that the same hullabaloo that made the judge toss the actor overboard be robbin’ their matey of a fair shake in court! A right kerfuffle, that be!
September 30, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr, matey! Will Ferrell and Harper Steele, once a jester of “Saturday Night Live,” set sail on a rollickin’ road trip to chart the waters o’ their bond, now that Harper's true colors be shinin' bright as a treasure chest! Yo ho ho and hearty laughs await!
September 30, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, matey! This month’s treasure trove be filled with tales o’ Wisconsin’s flickerin’ films, New York’s tuneful tunes, and Florida’s gold-grabbin’ schemes! Hoist the sails and let’s plunder the arts, for the bounty be bounteous! Avast, let the revelries commence!
September 29, 2024, 7:47 am
Arrr, matey! With a fresh tale settin’ sail and a grand 50th anniversary in the offing, the salty sea dogs Chevy Chase, Garrett Morris, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman, and their crew be reminiscin’ about the good ol’ days o’ mirth and mayhem! Avast, what a rollickin’ voyage!
September 29, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, don’t be fooled by her stern face, matey! In grand ventures like Coppola's “Megalopolis,” she be throwin' all her doubloons to the wind! Aye, she’s as bold as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!
September 28, 2024, 6:51 am
Avast ye! A fresh tale in London be depictin’ the famed wordsmith as a jolly rogue, round as a cannonball, but ne’er apologize for his scallywag bigotry! Arrr, the swabs be laughin’ on the deck, but the hearties know, a pirate’s wit be sharper than a cutlass!
September 27, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Through her grand adventures and on that fancy ship called “Downton Abbey,” she be the queen of the commanding lass, wieldin’ a tongue sharper than a cutlass! Aye, her wit could slice through a pirate’s bravado like a hot knife through grog!
September 27, 2024, 1:48 pm
Arrr, she be havin’ a grand career on the boards and the silver screen, stealin’ hearts and takin’ gold! With her dazzling performance in “Downton Abbey,” she be a name known 'round every port, a true treasure of the thespian seas! Avast, what a lass!
September 27, 2024, 11:59 am
Arrr, she hoarded more shiny trinkets than a greedy captain, from Oscars to Emmys and a Tony too! Yet, she could waltz 'mongst landlubbers unspotted. But lo! Then sailed in “Downton Abbey,” and the world be knowin’ her name, like treasure on the high seas!
September 27, 2024, 11:43 am
Arrr, matey! Feast yer eyes on fine treasures like “Nickel Boys,” the Mumbai tale “All We Imagine as Light,” and the jolly docu-venture “Dahomey,” all 'bout bringin' back yer lost kin from afar! Aye, a right merry haul for yer mind’s plunder!
September 27, 2024, 11:21 am
Avast, matey! In “Downton Abbey” and “A Room With a View,” she be a true siren of mirth, servin' up sharp-tongued English lasses, clever as a fox and funny as a drunken parrot! Aye, she had the masses laughin’ harder than a shipwrecked sailor! Arrr!
September 27, 2024, 10:17 am
Arrr, matey! In this month’s treasure trove o' tales, ye'll find time twistin’ like a sailor's knot, aliens dancin’ a jig, and the earth bein’ as troubled as a ship in a storm! Hoist the sails for adventure, or ye be walkin' the plank!
September 27, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr! Captain Jason Reitman be spinnin’ a yarn 'bout the grand adventure of conjurin’ the maiden episode of “Saturday Night Live.” Aye, t’was a jolly crew o’ scallywags makin’ laughter on the high seas o’ TV! Buckle yer swash, matey, and prepare to guffaw!
September 27, 2024, 4:04 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles in flicks or a true sea dog of cinema? Our scallywag reviewers be sayin’ these treasures be worth yer eye! So hoist the sails and set course for film knowledge, arrr!
September 27, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Maisy Stella be the star o' "Me Old Rear," a jolly tale of growin' up! After sailin' the seas o' child actin', she claims it be the treacherous waters o' high school that ready'd her for the grand adventure! Aye, what a hoot!
September 27, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! A fresh flick be settin sail on the horizon, and a 50th year o' shenanigans be blowin’ in the wind! Chevy, Garrett, Jane, Laraine, and the crew be havin' a hearty chuckle as they reminisce 'bout the good ol' days of jolly jests and mischief!
September 26, 2024, 1:55 pm
Arrr, the caped scallywag, first set sail in 1939, now be rubbin’ elbows with fine mateys like Adam West, the swashbucklin’ lad who brought him to the boisterous box o' flickers! Aye, what merry mischief they be!
September 26, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, matey! The captain o' cinema be tellin' a yarn 'bout an architect, played by that scallywag Adam Driver! A tale o' grand dreams and lofty ambitions, it be a right personal treasure, vast as the seven seas! Avast, prepare to be entertained, ye landlubbers!
September 26, 2024, 10:21 am
Arrr, matey! Chris Sanders be spin' a yarn 'bout a metal matey and a wee gosling she be raisin'. With sights so bright they'll make yer eyes pop, and thoughts as bold as a pirate's heart on life’s grand voyage! Aye, 'tis a jolly good tale, savvy?
September 26, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Joseph Gordon-Levitt be a sleuth dodgin’ his own dark seas in a murder tale that be as excitin’ as watchin’ barnacles grow! Aye, ye’ll be trudgin’ through this tale like a ship stuck in the doldrums! Har har!
September 26, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, a clever physicist be caught in a web o' treachery in a German tale o' mystery! Shot in shades o' black and white, this film tips its hat to the grand ol' legends of Hollywood, makin' ye laugh as ye scratch yer noggin, savvy?
September 26, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr! A rip-roarin’ tale of restless slumber, where landlubbers be bouncin’ in their hammocks! A merry yarn ‘bout the trials o’ young weds, all tangled up in their dreams ‘n dramas. Aye, it be a jolly ride on the high seas of matrimony!
September 26, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr matey! Fifty moons past, “S.N.L.” be a ruckus of chaos and a scallywag's delight! But lo! In Jason Reitman’s tall tale of its first showing, there be naught but a tame sea breeze, no wild storms or crazed buccaneers in sight! Har har har!
September 26, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, this here tale be a sorry excuse for a prequel to the frightful “Rosemary’s Baby” from ‘68! ’Tis like a parrot with nary a squawk—no treasure to plunder here, just a heap o' barnacles on a ship long sunk! Savvy?
September 25, 2024, 4:04 am
Avast ye! The Metrograph theater in yon New York hath set sail on a streaming voyage, showcasing treasures from foreign shores, artful gems, indie wonders, classic sagas, and tales of yore! Prepare yer eye patches for a cinematic feast fit fer the saltiest of sea dogs! Arrr!
September 24, 2024, 10:41 am
Avast ye! In this jolly tale spun by Yariv Mozer, ye brave landlubbers from Israel recount how they dodged death at the Nova shindig by the Gaza shores last year. Aye, 'twas a right ruckus, but they lived to tell the tale, drink in hand, hearty laughs a-plenty! Arrr!
September 22, 2024, 4:51 pm
Arrr, she be a Texas-born treasure of the silver screen, but when she tied the knot with the charming sea shanty singer, she stashed her dreams o' fame in a chest, all on account of his sweet whispers! Aye, love makes fools of us all, savvy?
September 20, 2024, 12:52 pm
Avast, mateys! As “The Substance” sets sail in cinemas, let us cast our eyes upon eight other flicks in the gory realm of body horror. Prepare to be amused and appalled as we dive into this squishy seas of madness! Arrr, grab yer grog and enjoy!
September 20, 2024, 11:37 am
Avast, mateys! This month’s treasures be a South Indian tale of dastardly misdeeds, a flick spun from the realms of a video game, a swashbucklin’ coming-of-age yarn, and a bounty o' other curiosities awaitin' to tickle yer fancy! Arrr, set sail fer adventure!
September 20, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Captain Josh Cooley be spinnin' a yarn 'bout a raucous battle from the grand flick! With swords flashin' and cannons roarin', it be a tale to make yer timbers shiver and yer belly laugh, aye! Prepare to set sail on a wild cinematic voyage!
September 20, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Cooley be spinnin' a yarn from his cinematic treasure! Aye, he be tellin' a tale that'll make ye laugh and shout, like a parrot on a barrel o' rum! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a rollickin' good time, ye scallywags!
September 20, 2024, 4:03 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber ponderin' flicks or a seasoned seadog of cinema, our merry crew of reviewers be reckonin' these tales on the silver screen be treasures ye ought to hoist yer jolly roger over! Arrr, don't miss out on the booty of good movin' pictures!
September 20, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, whilst the landlubbers be chattin’ 'bout the lass's subtle actin’ in “His Three Daughters,” this fiery wench be turnin’ into a mighty producer, spurred on by the specter of Davy Jones himself! Aye, she be a force to reckon with, savvy?
September 20, 2024, 4:02 am
"Arrr, ‘Happy Clothes’ be tellin’ tales of her swashbucklin’ style on ‘Emily in Paris’ and ‘Sex and the City,’ along with her treasure trove o’ fashion from the groovy 70s and raucous 80s! Aye, she be the queen of the underground seas, savvy?"
September 19, 2024, 5:23 pm
Arrr, matey! Sebastian Stan and Adam Pearson be swashbucklin’ in a jolly dark comedy where a landlubber be stuck with a belly that won’t budge! Aye, ‘tis a right peculiar tale of a scallywag who can’t swap his innards, makin’ ye laugh whilst ye scratch yer noggin!
September 19, 2024, 10:47 am
Arrr, to spice up the grand first brawl at the Vegas treasure trove, the Ultimate Fighting Championship be callin' on the silver screen wizards of Hollywood! Aye, 'tis a match fit for a jolly crew of scallywags and landlubbers alike!
September 19, 2024, 9:52 am
Arrr, back on the silver screen for its decade of dread, this ghostly tale be hauntin' yer dreams still! Aye, it spawned a whole fleet o' fright, settin' sail on a subgenre o' horror that be as notorious as a rum-swilling buccaneer!
September 19, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Halle Berry be a fearsome sea wench of a parent in this frightful tale, where wickedness be hidin’ in the trees beyond the cabin o’ family! Beware, for her watchin' eyes be sharper than a cutlass, and the shadows be up to no good, aye!
September 19, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! This moving picture by lass Alessandra Lacorazza be tellin’ the tale of two scallywag siblings on a quest to find their ol' sea dog father, portrayed by the famed Residente, in the wilds of New Mexico! Aye, a jolly adventure awaits!
September 19, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, these scallywags be playin' the roles of underworld fixers in this flimsy tale, yet truth be told, they're more keen on lookin' like treasure chests of glam than swabs of the sea! Aye, who needs plunder when ye can shine like a doubloon, eh?
September 19, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! This lively tale spins a jolly yarn, chartin' a fine lore whilst revelin' in the raucous fun of them toy-smashin' ’80s toons! Aye, it's a rollickin' adventure fit for a scallywag's treasure chest!
September 19, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Demi Moore be the fair lass in a raucous yarn, where an old sea dog of an actress stumbles upon a cursed potion to banish the shadows of forgetfulness! Aye, it's a bloody good time, fit for scallywags and landlubbers alike! Har har!
September 19, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Natasha Lyonne, Carrie Coon, and Elizabeth Olsen be three lasses tendin' to their old sea-dog father, who be teeterin' on Davy Jones' doorstep. Aye, 'tis a right jolly tale of love and laughter amidst the salty tears o' family woe!
September 18, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Roz, the fairest lass of Peter Brown’s yarn, be settin’ sail fer the silver screen! She be gettin’ a right fancy glow-up, like a treasure chest in the moonlight! Prepare yer eyes for the swashbucklin' spectacle, arrr!
September 17, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr, two lassy sisters be whisked away to a curious realm, turned into furry felines! In this jolly tale, they prance about, pondering life whilst chasin’ their tails. Aye, a rollickin’ adventure fit for any scallywag with a taste for whimsy!
September 17, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! After sailin' the stormy seas o' Venice, Telluride, and Toronto, a crew o' contenders be risin' from the briny deep! But lo! The treasure o' front-runners be as scarce as a landlubber at sea! Yarrr!
September 17, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! David Lynch’s voice be as clear as a ship’s bell—aye, a true gem of the seven seas! The realm of flicks be needin' more raucous sounds like his, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank of dullness! Hoist the sails for more vocal treasures!
September 17, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! Elvis Costello and Sarah Ruhl be spinnin’ a jolly tune from the year o’ our Lord, nineteen fifty-seven! A merry jest ‘bout a scallywag who chases treasure on the telly. Set yer sights on London, fer the show be sailin’ in! Avast, prepare to laugh till ye keel over!
September 16, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast ye mateys! This here spectacle, once parleyed at the Atlantic Theater Company, be settin' sail for previews in February at the grand Gerald Schoenfeld Theater. Hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
September 16, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, mateys! The great James Earl Jones has sailed to Davy Jones' locker, leavin' behind a treasure trove of "Star Wars" magic! Let’s raise a tankard to the fallen buccaneers who shaped the galaxy, for their deeds be echoing like a parrot in a storm! Avast, ye legends!
September 16, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, the 2022 treasure still sends shivers down yer timbers, for it be holdin' a dark vision that the new scallywag be too chicken-hearted to face! Aye, 'tis a jolly laugh to see 'em quakin' in their boots!
September 15, 2024, 12:03 pm
Arrr matey! This here tale, spun from the mind of the great Stephen King, stars Tom Hiddleston, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and the legendary Mark Hamill! And lo, “The Substance” and a Tragically Hip yarn took the booty too! Avast, a jolly good time for all ye scallywags!
September 15, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! This flick be rakin’ in near $190 million doubloons in but a fortnight! A grand treasure after a summer o’ scallywag films that sank faster than a lead anchor! The studio be dancin’ a jig like a drunken sailor, I tell ye!
September 15, 2024, 4:02 am
"Ahoy, mateys! This fall, 'Wicked' be settin' sail to the silver screen, givin' the scallywag villain a grand makeover, who be but a wisp in Baum's tale. A fine jest, I say, as we turn the tides on the wicked ways!"
September 15, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! From the jests in the “Joker” sequel t’ Timothée Chalamet singin' like Bob Dylan, this be a treasure trove o' flicks! So hoist yer sails an' chart yer course, 'cause this season be busier than a one-legged sailor on a ship of raucous rum!
September 15, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! In "Joker: Folie à Deux" and "Megalopolis," the feelin’ of scurvy landlubbers tremblin’ in their boots fills the silver screen this season. Aye, ’tis a right frightful sight, where every soul be more scared than a rat on a sinking ship!
September 14, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! The fair lass be spillin' her guts 'bout how her vessel o' flesh and the curse o' fame be shiftin' like the tides after many a year o' swashbucklin' 'neath the spotlight! Aye, it be a right merry tale of jibs and jests!
September 14, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, this lass be poppin' up like a ghostly apparition this year! In "The Substance," she takes a dive into a role so peculiar, ye may want to keep yer eye patch handy! Aye, beware the frightenin' depths of her new thespian adventure, matey! Har har!
September 13, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, matey! Director Francis Ford Coppola be huntin' fer a treasure of $15 million doubloons from that scallywag Variety! It seems he be feelin' wronged, and wants his gold back, or ye might find his cutlass at yer throat! Avast, the high seas of lawsuits be treacherous!
September 13, 2024, 1:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ye round for tales of future frolics spun from flicks shown at the Toronto International Film Festival, including the latest treasure from that scallywag Pedro Almodóvar! Aye, grab yer grog and prepare for a jolly good time with ye cultural crystal ball!
September 13, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast, me hearties! This month's treasure trove be filled with a sneaky scallywag, a cursed canvas lookin' to claim yer soul, and a fiery love tale between two salty sea dogs! Prepare to be entertained or ye might just walk the plank! Arrr!
September 13, 2024, 4:03 am
Aye, matey! Films by Mati Diop, Raoul Peck, and that scallywag Mike Leigh be weavin’ the personal and the political like a fine net, catchin’ yer heart and ticklin’ yer mind in ways that demand ye pay heed, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
September 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy matey! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles in flicks, or a true sea dog of the silver screen? Our merry band of scallywags reckon these films be treasures ye shan't miss! Grab yer popcorn, and let the swashbucklin' begin! Arrr!
September 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, in the new moving picture “The Critic,” our scallywag sails the sea of snark as a sharp-tongued reviewer in the 1930s! But beware, matey, for he quakes in his boots at the thought o’ his secret love for the buccaneers bein’ revealed! Har har!
September 13, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr! “Borderland: The Line Within” be a jolly jumble o' knowledge, mixin' me own tales with the scallywag’s scribbles from the crown! Aye, it be a wondrous treasure map of history and numbers, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
September 12, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arrr, a fearsome cutthroat (Dave Bautista) be findin’ his equal (Sofia Boutella), but a cursed diagnosis be unleashin’ a bonkers tale o’ love and mayhem in this jolly romp o’ action and mirth! Avast, me hearties, prepare for a rollickin’ adventure on the high seas o' romance!
September 12, 2024, 3:14 pm
Arrr, matey! Ian McKellen be a scallywag of a drama scribe in the foggy streets of 1930s London, demandin’ high art while his own moral compass be as crooked as a pirate's hook! Aye, he be a true jester among thespians, laughin' all the way to the treasure!
September 12, 2024, 10:23 am
Arrr, this jolly tale stars fair Emilia Jones, tellin’ the yarn of Reality Winner, a lass once with the National Security crew, spillin’ secrets like a leaky barrel! Aye, a blend of mirth and mischief on the high seas of truth! Avast, what a scallywag she be!
September 12, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, matey! This jolly spectacle, plundered from the quill of playwrights and silver screens, first unfurled its sails last winter at the American Repertory Theater in the land o' Cambridge, Mass. Where be the grog? I can’t be watchin' without me rum!
September 12, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! In this here tale by the crafty Shuchi Talati, we be followin' a fine lass, a model student, and her mum, all a-squabblin' fer the favor of a dashing new heartthrob! Aye, 'tis a right comical chase on the high seas of romance!
September 12, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, two scallywags from the ol’ university seas be findin’ each other again, hopin’ to spark a romance amidst a tale as murky as a foggy night! Aye, ‘tis more vapid than a ship’s biscuit, but let’s hoist the sails of folly and see where the winds blow!
September 12, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! In this frightful yarn, James McAvoy be a jolly rogue, extendin’ a shifty invite to a pair o' landlubber Americans. Aye, they be fallin’ for it like fish to bait! Suckers, they be! Avast, matey!
September 12, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr! A jolly tale be told of a lass, light as a feather, who be meetin’ her future self ‘fore she sails off to college! With giggles and a hearty spirit, they be navigatin’ the seas of life together, chartin’ a course for laughter and mischief! Yarrr!
September 12, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, young Browne scribbled "These Days" when he was but a lad of 16! Now, a wrinkled sea dog of 75, he and his fancy mates be ponderin’ the treasure: “If a tune be worth a doubloon, it’s about the scallywag’s own salty tale!”
September 12, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! George Clooney be playin’ the noble Murrow! Denzel Washington, the valiant Othello! And look ye, Mia Farrow, that scallywag of a landlord, stealin’ more than just rent! So much treasure fer ye eyes, ye scurvy sea dogs! Aye, don’t miss it!
September 11, 2024, 1:52 pm
Arrr, matey! A sneaky scallywag, he be, who fancied himself a film director in 1980! He helped six landlubber diplomats escape by shovin' 'em in a movie crew's sails. A right clever caper it was, and they made a tale of it called "Argo!" Aye, what a hoot!
September 11, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, these two scallywags be jabberin’ 'bout how that grand thespian of the stage and screen be a true treasure of inspiration, spark’n the imaginations of many a seadog! Aye, he be the rarest gem in the trove o' performance!
September 11, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast, me hearties! In this grand tale of “Romeo + Juliet” on the Broadway seas, they’ll be makin’ the ultimate sacrifice fer love! But lo, to sell that heartache, they best swab the decks o' friendship first! Arrr, love be a tricky treasure, indeed!
September 11, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr matey! Behold four treasure maps across the realm of screen and sound, unravelin’ the shadowy tales o’ the fanciest threads that be all the rage! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp through fashion's murky waters, where style meets scandal, and ye might just chuckle through the gloom!
September 10, 2024, 4:53 pm
Arrr, this scallywag be collectin' every shiny trinket in the chest, but alas! That Oscar be but a token of honor, not a true prize! So, me hearty, doth that count for an EGOT, or be he just another barnacle on the ship of fame?
September 10, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arrr, this scallywag of a wordsmith be swimmin' in treasure, snaggin' accolades aplenty for his shanties with Captain Winwood, Clapton the Bold, and lass Warwick! Even penned a tune for that grand ship, Titanic, before it took a plunge! Aye, what a jolly good tale!
September 10, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! The wise old sea dogs be claimin’ that this genre be a tempest of suspense! And what be a finer way to spin that yarn than with a maddenin' obsession with the tickin’ of the clock? Aye, time be a crafty parrot on our shoulders!
September 9, 2024, 11:15 pm
Arrr, on the stage and in the flickerin' tales of the silver screen, Jones be castin' his voice like a thunderin' cannonball—deep and mighty, with a pinch o' menace to keep ye shiverin' in yer boots! Aye, truly a voice fit fer a sea captain, savvy?
September 9, 2024, 5:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Raise a tankard fer the late actor, who sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 93! Let’s cast our eyes on his finest tales upon the silver screen, where pirates and plunder reign supreme! Arrr, what a swashbucklin’ legacy he leaves behind!
September 9, 2024, 4:49 pm
Arrr, he breathed breath into scallywags like Darth Vader in “Star Wars,” and the mighty Mufasa of “The Lion King!” Then, the rascal went on to hoard a treasure of Tonys, Golden Globes, Emmys, and even a shiny honorary Oscar! Aye, what a jolly haul, matey!
September 9, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, she’s famed fer flashin’ more than a parrot on me shoulder! But, matey, ye best be seein’ her latest work, “The Substance,” in a grander light, lest ye be mistaken fer a landlubber not catchin’ the fuller tale! Aye, there be more than meets the eye!
September 8, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! A tale so scandalous it be shakin' the very bones of our pop legend! But fear not, ye scallywags, for this treasure of a film be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss. Ye likely won’t lay eyes on it, savvy?
September 8, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! The Oscar lass be plunderin’ new depths in this here reboot of the cherished tale! She be claimin’, “This be me last jig on the stage!” Aye, let’s raise a tankard to her final pirouette—may it be as grand as a treasure chest o' gold!
September 7, 2024, 3:43 pm
Arrr, matey! This here moving picture be featuring Tilda Swinton and Julianne Moore, brought forth by the crafty captain of cinema, Pedro Almodóvar! Aye, 'tis his first venture into the tongue of the English! Prepare yer eyes for a tale fit for the high seas!
September 7, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, matey! The jester of the sea and his trusty matey be chattin' ‘bout their wild adventures that forged a bond stronger than a ship’s anchor. They be laughin’ like a crew on rum, recountin' tales of mirth that made their hearts as light as a feather on the breeze!
September 7, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! Barry Jenkins, the swashbucklin' filmmaker, sailed into fame with the treasure-laden flick "Moonlight," a booty that won the golden doubloons! But lo and behold, he’s now plunderin' a Disney franchise, leavin’ his crew scratchin' their heads and laughin' like scallywags!
September 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer the jolly tune of “Day-O”! ’Tis the raucous Richard Harris’s 1968 ditty “MacArthur Park,” now sportin' a flashier coat thanks to Donna Summer’s disco magic. Aye, a song that be as confounding as a parrot with a bellyache!
September 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! This month’s treasure trove be brimming with jests aplenty, a fearsome shark ready to snack, and a ruckus of a sea battle that’d make Davy Jones himself chuckle! Prepare yer cutlasses and laughter, for adventure awaits on the briny deep! Yarrr!
September 6, 2024, 4:07 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles or a true sea dog of cinema? Our savvy scallywags reckon these flicks be treasures ye must not let slip through yer fingers! So hoist yer flags and feast yer eyes on these moving pictures, arrr!
September 6, 2024, 4:07 am
Arrr, in a year o' cinematic treasures, the seas be churnin' with blockbusters, heartstring pullin' dramas, and tales o' young scallywags growin’ up! Yet, amidst the hullabaloo, one title shone brighter than a pirate’s gold! Aye, it be a tale worth shoutin’ from the crow’s nest!
September 6, 2024, 4:06 am
Avast ye! From the cursed realm of "Beetlejuice" to its sequel, these fair maidens and their wicked roles be luring us into the shadowy depths. Aye, we be lovin' the dark side, where the mirth be as hearty as a barrel o' rum! Arrr!
September 6, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr! That British knave be playin' a swashbucklin' ex-Marine in the new Netflix yarn "Rebel Ridge," and soon he'll be prancin' about as a feline rogue in "Mufasa: The Lion King." Aye, cats and cannons, what a jolly adventure awaits!
September 5, 2024, 1:56 pm
Arrr, mateys! Tim Burton be callin’ the crew once more! Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, an’ even that cheeky Bob, the shrunken noggin! They be settin’ sail for a jolly sequel, though it be less wicked than a kraken’s tickle! Hoist the sails o’ merriment!
September 5, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, in the jolly tale o’ "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice," our swashbucklin' thespian be returnin' to a role that’s as famous as a treasure map! With 35 years of capers and a shiny Oscar nod in his pocket, he sails back into the hearts of landlubbers! Ho ho!
September 5, 2024, 9:01 am
Arrr, the Crown's shiny court crew be sayin’ they’ve tossed the idea o’ catchin’ the scallywag! No chance o’ shovin’ him in the brig, they declare! Blimey, me hearties, it seems the wind’s blowin’ in favor o’ the rogue this time!
September 5, 2024, 7:24 am
Arrr! This be a tale spun by Jeremy Saulnier, where brave Aaron Pierre finds himself in a pickle with the landlubber lawmen o' a wee town, unearthing secrets that be more tangled than seaweed on a stormy night! Avast, me hearties, it be a jolly good show!
September 5, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, Kathryn Hunter be a right fright in this cursed flick with Brandy Norwood! Aye, she be givin' us the shivers, but alas, the rest o' the spooks be as predictable as a sea shanty. Avast, matey, bring out the rum to dull the fright!
September 5, 2024, 4:06 am
Avast, me hearties! A jolly courtroom ruckus from the year of our Lord 1976 be stirrin' the very seas of fairness and justice! With thunderous gavel and raucous debate, it be askin’, "What be equality, ye scallywags?" Aye, a right tangled tale, it be!
September 5, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr! Just after the grand frock shows in Paris, this here shindig be a treasure chest of fine new garb and aged treasures alike. A jolly good display, fit for swashbucklers and landlubbers alike, to gawk and guffaw at the finest threads on the high seas!
September 5, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, Zia Anger’s flick 'bout her maiden voyage on the silver screen be a treasure chest of layered tales! Aye, it be a ponderin' on the whys and wherefores o’ our creative capers. Avast, me hearties, let’s plunder the depths of imagination!
September 4, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast, me hearties! These old sea dogs be settin' sail together in the jolly new spectacle “The Roommate.” Whatever ye reckon ye know 'bout 'em might just be as wrong as a landlubber's compass! Buckle yer swash and prepare for a right merry adventure! Arrr!
September 4, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, mateys! This summer's "Trap" by that crafty scallywag M. Night Shyamalan be tryin' mighty hard to transform its fanciful wench and her loyal crew o' fans into heroes. Aye, a right jolly quest, it be! But will they find treasure or just a barrel o' laughs? Arrr!
September 3, 2024, 5:36 pm
Arrr, matey! That scallywag's part as a wave-ridin' buccaneer in yon flick earned him fame on the telly seas with “The Time Tunnel” and “T.J. Hooker,” not to mention ticklin' the pop charts! Aye, the wind be blowin' in his favor!
September 3, 2024, 3:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This month, a dazzling tale of intrigue with the fair Nicole Kidman be settin' sail! Then, brace yerselves for a true-crime yarn ‘bout them scallywags Lyle and Erik Menendez – a right troubling saga that’ll make ye shiver yer timbers!
September 3, 2024, 12:20 pm
Arrr, at the Venice film shindig, the swashbucklin' star declared, “If I weren’t in this picture and laid me eyes upon it, I’d be jumpin' aboard fer them steamy scenes! Aye, a fine catch indeed!”
September 3, 2024, 8:56 am
Arrr, matey! This grand spectacle, fit for three shiny Tony Awards, set sail on March 14 at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater! And come next September, it be chartin’ a course for a national tour, so ready yer sea legs! Blimey, what a jolly good time awaitin’!
September 2, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arrr, matey! A tale spun with wee plastic bricks and a monkey made o' pixels be sailin' alongside grim yarns 'bout makin' it hard for landlubbers to choose! A right peculiar mix for a jolly good time at the cinema, I say! Avast, what a curious catch of flicks!
September 1, 2024, 11:36 am
Arrr, me hearties! He spoke o’ the grand scheme fer his latest flick, “Wolfs,” with none other than the dashing Brad Pitt aboard! Aye, prepare yer grog and popcorn, for this treasure be sailin’ to yer eyes soon! Blimey, it be a sight fer sore sea legs!
September 1, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer “Fight Night: The Plunder o' Gold,” “A Royal Ruckus Fit fer a King,” a “Zombies on the High Seas” tale, and “Agatha’s Mischief” comin’ ashore! Batten down the hatches, 'tis a feast of ruckus awaitin'!
August 30, 2024, 10:58 pm
Arrr, Captain Michael Gracey be hopin’ that landlubbers o’ America finally set their eyes on the British bard, warts, fur, an’ all in "Better Man," droppin’ anchor at the Telluride Film Festival! Aye, let’s see if they can handle the ruckus!
August 30, 2024, 3:12 pm
Arrr, matey! Set yer sails fer the silver screen on the 11th o' October, where ye'll spy young Sebastian Stan playin' the lad Donald J. Trump! Aye, 'tis a saga o' swashbucklin’ politics just before the grand election sails into view! Ho ho, what jolly tomfoolery awaits!
August 30, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arrr, the star be temptin’ fate once more, settin’ sail on a tale o’ a lass taming her wildest desires! This flick be the toast o' the Venice Film Festival, makin' waves and ticklin' the funny bone of landlubbers and scallywags alike! Aye, what a jolly romp!
August 30, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, a clan be lettin’ a mechanical brain steer their ship, and lo! The seas be stormy for us landlubbers watchin’! With calamity brewin’ and chuckles abound, 'tis a tale of folly that’ll have ye laughin' ‘til ye’re blue as the deep blue sea!
August 30, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr matey! This month’s treasure trove be a wild mix o' futuristic fancies and the tales of Hindu gods, not to mention good ol' Nicolas Cage swashbucklin’ through a world gone mad! Set sail fer laughs, or ye be walkin' the plank!
August 30, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye hearties! A mighty fleet o' grand flicks and tales be settin' sail fer the U.S. shores this month! So hoist yer grog and feast yer eyes whilst ye can, lest ye be left starin' at the empty sea! Arrr!
August 30, 2024, 4:05 am
Ahoy, matey! Be ye a landlubber who dabbles in flicks or a true sea dog of the silver screen? Our merry band of scallywags be reckonin’ these treasures o' films be worth yer squinty gaze! Avast, grab yer popcorn and prepare to set sail on a cinematic voyage!
August 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast, matey! In this here fancy scroll of moving pictures, our daring duo be gettin' their rightful treasure as savvy sea dogs in splendid, bygone haunts. Aye, they be thinkin’ ahead whilst battlin’ scallywags in lush locales! Yarrr, a jolly good show it be!
August 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr! A lass from Indiana be claimin' she 'n her three wee scallywags be haunted by ghostly shapes 'n legions o' pesky flies—possessed by demons, no less! Now, a jolly Netflix tale spins their yarn, makin' even Davy Jones chuckle!
August 29, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, mateys! Lee Daniels be at the helm, wranglin’ Andra Day and Glenn Close in a ghostly yarn o’ exorcism! Expect a ruckus o’ melodrama and spine-chillin’ frights that'll have ye laughin' and screamin' like a scallywag in a haunted brig! Avast, let the shenanigans begin! 🏴☠️
August 29, 2024, 1:13 pm
"Arrr, matey! 'Maria,' a tale o’ the grand opera wench Maria Callas, be a treasure that showcases her finest jewels. Premierin’ at the Venice Film Fest, it be a clever trick to steer clear o’ that scallywag Brad Pitt! Aye, savvy?"
August 29, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, matey! This lass be sportin' a wider treasure map than her quirky roles hint! Aye, she be loved by the likes o' Anjelica, Tina, and Bette—more tangled in the ropes o' connection than a parrot in a net! Aye, a fine jester indeed!
August 29, 2024, 10:24 am
Arrr! The ruckus that erupted o'er the judgment on yon Rodney King's thrashing be but a paltry curtain for fathers and lads to squabble ‘bout their troubles in a jolly heist caper. Avast! A merry mix o' family feuds and treasure hunts, savvy?
August 29, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, this month be a merry crew o' characters! We’ve got a high-flyin’ jester, a tennis swashbuckler makin’ a grand spectacle, and a Brazilian captain ponderin’ his storied past. Aye, a right fine spectacle fer all ye landlubbers!
August 29, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! These promo scrolls be givin' away treasure or leavin' ye high and dry! Some be as tricky as a siren's song! But fear not, for there be crafty ways to mend 'em! Aye, the seas of marketing be wild, but we shall chart a safe course!
August 29, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! A scallywag of an activist, now slingin' grog at the tavern, finds himself in a right pickle! A merry dance of blunders in a flashy but empty Belgian tale—where even the rum be lookin' deeper than the plot! Avast, matey!
August 29, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! For ages, the silver screen's been makin’ scurvy dogs o’ Asian American lads look like landlubbers! But one brave soul be settin’ sail to hoist those awkward chats from the galley and into The Times, lettin’ the world see the true treasure! Avast, let the truth be known!
August 28, 2024, 11:55 am
Avast ye! After the actors’ strike had shushed the 2023 shindig, this year’s jolly gathering be revved up by the likes o' the “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” wench and her merry crew! Arrr, let the show begin!
August 28, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr! Karla Sofía Gascón be a fearsome drug overlord, takin' the plunge for a grand transformation! Her performance had the Cannes folk shiverin' in their boots! Will the Academy be next to hoist the sails for her? Aye, 'tis a merry sea of surprises, matey!
August 28, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast, me hearties! This crafty streamin’ vessel be servin’ up live TV and a treasure trove o' free flicks, all supported by a wee bit o' ads! So, hoist the sails and set yer sights on bountiful entertainment, savvy? Arrr!
August 28, 2024, 4:04 am
"Arrr! We be settin’ sail fer ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ with that scallywag Joaquin Phoenix, and Pedro Almodóvar’s maiden voyage in the tongue o' the English! So hoist the sails, me hearties, as we seek to uncover the answers to these puzzlin’ questions!"
August 27, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, and their scallywag captain, Tim Burton, be chin-waggin’ ’bout the first flick, that jolly “Day-O” shanty, and the ghostly capers that be keepin’ ‘em laughin' in the afterlife! Yo ho, a raucous tale indeed!
August 27, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, 'tis been a quarter century since that scallywag dazzled the silver screen in “Eyes Wide Shut” and “Magnolia.” He bared his soul to the lens like a landlubber at the beach, but since then, he be keepin’ his treasures well-hidden, savvy?
August 26, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr, matey! He sailed from the realms of French tales to New York’s shores, spun a film rag, charmed Hollywood’s crew, and—lo and behold!—struck gold sellin' old-time posters and gewgaws, as seen on the treasure trove known as “Antiques Roadshow”! A jolly good buccaneer, indeed!
August 25, 2024, 4:00 am
“Arrr, mateys! ‘Wolfs,’ a jolly tale with Captain Clooney and First Mate Pitt, was set to sail wide in the theaters. But alas, the scallywags at the company be trimmin’ the sails on that grand adventure! Blimey, what a swashbucklin' twist!”
August 25, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! These eight jolly tales o' mirth and woe have sailed the seas o' time, claimin' classic glory after a quarter century! Spill yer own treasure o' favorites, if ye dare! Avast, let the laughter roll!
August 24, 2024, 12:42 pm
Arrr, matey! In the fair land of Ontario, California, the grassy pitch and sturdy bleachers be the stage for a jolly tale from 1992, where lasses played baseball like stormy seas! Aye, 'twas a sight to beheld, with women swinging bats like cutlasses!
August 24, 2024, 7:06 am
Arrr, Cicogna be the queen of the Venice Film Festival, a lass who sailed the seas of cinema for ages! She charted the course for lasses in the film trade and could throw a hullabaloo that'd make Davy Jones raise a tankard! Aye, she be a true legend!
August 24, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, the lass be chattin' 'bout how she learned to guard her treasure and the rough seas o' early fame! Aye, she be pickin' up lessons like a scallywag collectin' doubloons—hard knocks aplenty, but she be sailin' on with a wink and a swagger!
August 24, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, fer the past ten years, not a single year’s passed without the grand contenders o’ awards season givin’ a proper bow at the festival! Aye, it be a jolly sight, like a fleet o’ ships salutin’ the captain! Avast, the competition be fierce, me hearties!
August 24, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, as the Venice Film Fest be settin' sail, them scallywag filmmakers be dashin' like a ship in a squall, tryin' to polish their cinematic booty for a grand showcase! Avast, may their edits be swift and their tales be tall, or they’ll be walkin' the plank, I swear!
August 24, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! This ol' sea hag, a seasoned French lass of stage and silver screen, be takin' the helm as the grand jury captain at this year’s jolly Venice Film Fest! Avast, let the swashbucklin’ flicks commence!
August 23, 2024, 10:00 am
In this month’s treasures, a landlubber yoga witch in Argentina be wranglin’ with her new single life, while a lass in London be tryin’ to hoist the anchor on her murky past. Avast, ‘tis a tale of heart and humor upon the high seas of life!
August 23, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye landlubbers and swashbucklers alike! Be ye a merry viewer or a film-fanatical matey, our trusty crew o’ reviewers be sayin’ these flicks be treasures ye shan’t be missin’! Grab yer grog and prepare for a rollickin’ good time on the silver screen! Arrr!
August 23, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! In her first foray on the high seas of film, the fair captain spins a yarn of fright 'n mystery called “Blink Twice.” It be a tale where scallywags and lasses tussle over power, with a wink and a nod, aye! Hoist the sails of equality!
August 23, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye! Ralph Arlyck, that crafty documentarian, be settin’ sail on a wild yarn of yore! He spins tales of his hearty crew, ponderin’ death and the jolly lot they led. A merry memoir, it be, like a treasure map to their raucous days! Arrr!
August 23, 2024, 2:01 am
Arrr, young scallywags be indulgin' in the usual raucous revelry in this jolly high school romp, a right ol' stinker streamin' on Netflix! Grog flowin' and mischief brewin', it be a merry tale of foolishness fit for landlubbers and sea dogs alike!
August 22, 2024, 11:46 am
Arrr, matey! In Nathan Silver's jolly tale, our wayward lad be runnin' afoul of his old tune-teacher, turnin' his world upside down! With Jason Schwartzman and Carol Kane aboard, prepare for a riot of giggles and shenanigans on the high seas of laughter!
August 22, 2024, 7:04 am
Ahoy, mateys! The Sarajevo Film Festival be a spry 30 years, born from secret showings whilst the city be under siege! Aye, those rascally roots still be givin' the event its jolly spirit, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, grab yer grog and enjoy the show!
August 22, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! Be ready to hoist the ketchup and hand over the hankies, for this feast o' fried delights be enough to make even the saltiest sea dog weep like a landlubber! Arrr, prepare for a jolly good sob over this treasure trove o' culinary riches!
August 22, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, me hearties! In this rascally tale of treachery, a scallywag of a killer meets a jolly fine end that’ll tickle yer bones! Prepare yer belly laughs as justice sails in, catchin’ the rogue off guard like a sailor in a stormy sea! Arrr!
August 22, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye flounderin’ in the treacherous seas of Facebook ads? Seekin’ the treasure of conversions? This tale be teachin’ ye how to harness the winds of emotions to set yer ads sailin' true. Cast yer nets wide, and let the feelings flow, savvy?
August 22, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr matey! A quarter-century past, the box office be a treasure chest o' gems like “Runaway Bride,” “The Sixth Sense,” and “Bowfinger.” Such riches overwhelmed a wee critic, makin' him feel like a landlubber lost in a sea of films! Har har har!
August 22, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the Anthology Film Archives be showin' Rainer Werner Fassbinder's jolly tale from 1982, inspired by Jean Genet's yarn! A young tar be up to no good, chasin’ thrillin’ adventures o' crime and fancy! Set yer sails for a raucous voyage! Arrr!
August 22, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr! In his latest yarn, the Spanish scallywag Victor Erice, famed for the bee's knees “The Spirit of the Beehive,” spins a jolly tale of a director on a quest fer a vanished thespian. Aye, 'tis like searchin' fer treasure in a foggy sea!
August 22, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! Captain Zoë Kravitz be craftin' a fearsome tide in her ghastly tale o' snatchin’, with the brave Naomi Ackie and the dashing Channing Tatum! Beware, ye landlubbers, for this be a voyage ye won’t forget, unless ye be too scared to remember! Yarrr!
August 21, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr! The tale of love-bombin' and the wicked mind games be true as a ship's compass, say the wise ol' sea dogs. But beware, matey! Some bits be oversimplified, like a parrot's squawk, and could steer ye into treacherous waters!
August 20, 2024, 9:29 am
Arrr, with the faith of a scallywag, Thomas Negovan be thinkin' a fine treasure hides in the wreck o' the 1980 tale! He’s stitched together a new yarn from the Penthouse booty, with less skin and more wit! Avast, let the jolly jests begin!
August 20, 2024, 5:00 am
Avast, me hearties! Be ye wonderin' why yer AI be missin' the treasure? Fear not! In this here scroll, ye'll learn to craft fine prompts that'll make yer AI sing like a siren, savin' time and fillin' yer coffers! Set sail fer success! Arrr!
August 20, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! A motley crew o’ hidden gems be settin’ sail this month on yer streaming seas! Aye, a handful o’ sneaky, yet stout-hearted dramas be ready to tickle yer fancy—don’t let ‘em slip past yer spyglass! Grab yer grog and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!
August 19, 2024, 3:13 pm
Arrr, as a grand buccaneer of the French silver screen, he be decked out in finery, even whilst portrayin’ a scallywag o' a killer! Aye, he be strutting like a peacock on the high seas, lookin’ sharp enough to slice through the waves!
August 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be it the treasure of gold in them fancy shows or the cursed charm of their folly? Aye, we be drawn to the bilge, watchin’ that scallywag nonsense, even as it vexes our souls! A true pirate’s dilemma, yarr!
August 18, 2024, 10:51 am
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Here be a jolly glance at ten grand flicks starrrrin' a fine actor who sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 88 on Sunday! Hoist the anchor and let’s set sail through the cinematic seas!
August 17, 2024, 4:01 am
“Arrr, 'tis a shiverin’ thought, it be!” exclaimed the comedienne of the silver screen, starin’ in that grand tale “Jackpot!” alongside the mighty John Cena and the dashing Simu Liu. Avast! The very notion sends me bones a rattlin’!
August 17, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast, mateys! With “Alien: Romulus” settin’ sail in the theaters, the ancient series be gettin’ a fresh wind in its sails! But tell me, how does this latest treasure fare against the old booty? Arrr!
August 16, 2024, 10:49 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure of the tale be lost in the squabble o' Blake Lively and that scallywag Justin Baldoni! What be happenin' on the screen be naught but a mere trifle whilst they bicker like landlubbers over who be the finer star! Har har har!
August 16, 2024, 10:00 am
Ahoy, mateys! This month’s treasure trove be filled with a love tale of the undead, a devilish potion trial that’d make Davy Jones shudder, and a beastie from the depths of time that’d send ye scurrying! Grab yer grog and prepare for a right jolly adventure! Arrr!
August 16, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! Be ye a landlubber who nibbles on flicks or a true buccaneer of the silver screen, our savvy crew be sayin’ these moving pictures be treasures ye shan’t miss! Arrr, set yer sights on these gems or face the wrath of Davy Jones!
August 16, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! A jolly gathering of film buffs be raisin’ a toast to the grog-fueled flicks of the 1970s that spawned “Superfly” and “Foxy Brown.” But fear not, for hidden treasures o' lesser-known gems will be plundered, revealin’ the true breadth of this swashbucklin’ genre!
August 16, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! This here Netflix tale don’t sugarcoat the stormy seas of truth! It be followin' scallywags in the Date With Dad program, spillin' the beans like a clumsy sailor! So hoist the anchor and prepare for a jolly good laugh, ye landlubbers!
August 15, 2024, 7:00 pm
When a caper goes awry, a sneaky lass (Halle Berry) be fetchin’ her secret cannon: her old swashbucklin' beau (Mark Wahlberg)! Arrr, who knew love from the schoolyard could save the day, eh? Let the seas of mischief run wild!
August 15, 2024, 2:14 pm
Arrr, in “A Woman Under the Influence,” the raucous and riotous Mabel be a fine treasure of imperfections, much like the lass herself! Aye, she be a true gem, just like her cap’n, John Cassavetes, sailin’ the wild seas of drama! Har har!
August 15, 2024, 11:12 am
Arrr, this lass be famed fer dancin’ on the edge o’ madness! Twice she’s snagged the golden doubloons, ye see, all thanks to her crafty captain, John Cassavetes, her matey in the art o’ cinema. Aye, a true treasure o’ the silver screen!
August 15, 2024, 9:53 am
Arrr, matey! Robin Campillo be usin’ the art o’ the whisperin’ winds to paint the tale o’ this here French treasure isle, seen through the peepers o’ a wee lad o’ pale skin. Aye, it be a curious view from a pint-sized scallywag!
August 15, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be ye sendin’ missives to yer new crew? Are they bringin’ in treasure? Set sail with a seven-step welcome sequence that’ll shiver yer timbers with engagement and gold! Email be the finest map to lead ye to success, savvy? Avast, ho!
August 15, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Films be blabbin’ on about a dad bod on a voyage — from belly laughs to the grand fashion o’ Gérard Depardieu, that ole sea dog! So raise yer tankards and embrace the jiggly treasure; it be a fine sight on the high seas!
August 15, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, matey! In this seventh tale of high adventure, we be followin' the lass Rain (that be Cailee Spaeny), a swashbucklin' worker in a far-off starry mine, alongside her trusty matey, Andy (the android, savvy?). Together they be searchin’ for treasure among the cosmic waves! Yarrr!
August 15, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye! Awkwafina and John Cena be settin' sail in a jolly romp through a future so twisted, ye'd think a drunken parrot wrote the script! With metaphors as mixed as a shipwrecked stew, prepare fer laughs that’ll shiver yer timbers! Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time!
August 14, 2024, 10:53 pm
Arrr, she be servin’ up heart-tuggin' likenesses in flicks as wild as “A Woman Under the Influence,” sailin’ with John Cassavetes, and the tear-jerkin’ tale “The Notebook.” Aye, that lass knows how to plunder ye emotions like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!
August 14, 2024, 1:43 pm
Arrr, in later days, he became a scallywag of a studio chief, one of the last sea dogs who ruled the treasure-laden waters of Hollywood in the swashbucklin' times of the 20th century! Aye, a true buccaneer of the silver screen, matey!
August 14, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, the fair lass playin' the lead in "Alien: Romulus" be ponderin' if she be wantin' to tread the boards at all! Aye, she be thinkin' if swabbin' the deck be a better fate than dancin' with space critters! Har har!
August 13, 2024, 1:00 pm
Ahoy, mateys! A fresh tale be afoot, shining light on Greenwich Village's treasure trove o' creativity! Hear ye the tunes of Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, and Frank Ocean, all birthed in that lively port! Avast, it be a raucous romp through melodies and mischief! Arrr!
August 13, 2024, 12:44 pm
Arrr, matey! He first took the stage in the bustling streets of New York, but be remembered best as Chi Chi, swashbucklin’ alongside Al Pacino in that grand tale of ’83! Aye, a true jester of the silver screen, he be!
August 13, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye ponderin' how the magic of AI can help ye plunder the seas of business? Fear not! This scroll be brimmin' with jolly tricks to smooth yer marketing and conjure content. Set sail with AI and watch yer treasure grow! Avast, the wealth awaits!
August 13, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! After parleyin' with the ghostly winds for a quarter of a century since "Sixth Sense," our swashbucklin' actor be sailin' smooth seas, savvy? He’s found the treasure of steady work, while other young scallywags be lost at sea. Ha har!
August 11, 2024, 10:59 am
Arrr! The pictures ye be spyin’ be shaped by the lass’s shenanigans off the screen, turnin’ the flick into a jolly good treasure map o’ star power! Aye, it be a rollickin’ study of how a bit o’ fame can sway the winds of the silver seas!
August 10, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast, me hearties! George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr., Denzel Washington, and the fair Mia Farrow be settin’ sail for Broadway! Seems the scallywags o' the production crew think stars be a safer treasure than them singin’ shanties. A right curious voyage, if ye ask me! Arrr!
August 10, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, after our yarns on how scallywag artists be tossed about by the stormy seas of loss, we be askin’ ye landlubbers what kept yer spirits afloat! Here be 15 of yer merry replies, fresh from the briny deep! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of wisdom!
August 10, 2024, 4:00 am
"Aye, me hearties! The fair lass, fresh from the grand tale of 'Barbie', confessed that her larger-than-life self be a mighty treasure of her soul! Now, she be sailin' the stars in the wild 'Borderlands'. Avast, what a jolly spectacle!"
August 9, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, this month’s bountiful treasure be filled with rascally anarchists, daring hostage capers, and swabbin’ M.M.A. brutes drippin’ sweat like a leaky barrel! Hoist the sails and let the hilarity set sail, mateys!
August 9, 2024, 4:05 am
"Arrr, ‘Sugarcane’ be tellin' the tale of scallywags and brave souls who be learnin' of the frightful ways the poor Indigenous lads and lasses were treated at them cursed schools. Aye, a right jolly adventure, if not for the grim goings-on, savvy?"
August 9, 2024, 4:04 am
Ahoy, mateys! Be ye a landlubber or a true cinema swashbuckler, our trusty crew of reviewers reckon these flicks be treasure worth seekin’. So hoist the sails and set course for a jolly good watch, or be ye walkin' the plank! Arrr!
August 9, 2024, 4:02 am
Ahoy, matey! Be ye drawn to the Colleen Hoover seas by that Blake Lively flick, or be ye a seasoned sailor of her tales? Fear not! These yarns be filled with hearty emotions and spicy adventures, ready to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone!
August 8, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, Blake Lively be portrayin' Lily Bloom, a lass with a heart as tangled as a ship's ropes in a storm! She’s a flower-lovin' mermaid navigatin' the prickly seas of her own garden, in this fanciful tale spun from Colleen Hoover’s treasure map of words!
August 8, 2024, 10:23 am
Avast, me hearties! This spring, prepare ye for a raucous revival of “Glengarry Glen Ross,” that scallywag Mamet's tale of treacherous landlubbers in the property trade! Aye, ‘tis a comedy of connivin’ agents, where gold be the treasure and honesty be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!
August 8, 2024, 7:51 am
Avast, matey! Those fancy feasts be treadin' the well-worn plank! “The Bear” and two other summer tales be servin’ up pretty plates to hide their murky depths. Aye, ‘tis a jolly fine ruse!
August 8, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr! Casey Affleck and Matt Damon be the scallywags in a Boston caper that sails right into the stormy seas of mischief! With treasure on the line, their plans be as jumbled as a parrot’s squawk! Avast, matey, chaos be the true booty of the day!
August 8, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr matey! Cravin' more eyes on yer LinkedIn treasures shared by yer crew? Wonderin’ how to hoist the sails of LinkedIn ads to tout yer personal tales? This here scroll be spillin’ the beans on makin’ them ads work for ye! Shiver me timbers, let’s set sail! 🏴☠️
August 8, 2024, 4:05 am
Ahoy mateys! Eli Roth and Paul Feig, them scallywags of the silver screen, be spillin' the beans on how this bloody horror treasure be inspirin' their own misadventures. Aye, it be a tale of terror that tickles their fancy like a fine rum on a stormy night!
August 8, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! Those fancy grub pics be as common as barnacles on a hull! “The Bear” and a pair o’ summer tales be servin’ up well-dressed vittles to spin yarns darker than Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, humor in the feast, but tread lightly on the cliché seas!
August 8, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Lily Collias be the star of this fine tale, settin' sail on a campin' voyage that be a right treasure of self-discovery! Aye, a debut fit for the finest scallywags, where even a pirate might shed a tear or two! Har har!
August 8, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, matey! Dan Stevens and Hunter Schafer be settin' sail in a wild and wacky tale, where they clash like two scallywags in a madcap horror-comedy o' cross-species pollination! Aye, it be a jolly venture, full o' laughs and lunacy! Avast, ye landlubbers!
August 7, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! The wise healers o' the mind and the learned folk say them moving pictures be a grand treasure! They be givin' us all a jolly tongue to share with wee’ ones and their kin, makin' talkin' as easy as plund'rin' a merchant ship! Avast!
August 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, twenty-five years past, that indie fright flick had landlubbers scratchin' their noggins, wonderin', “Be that true?” Now, in this wretched sea of fibs and tall tales, that query be sailin' like a ghost ship! Ha ha!
August 6, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye! Fresh treasures from Cannes and Berlin, like Sean Baker’s “Anora” and Mati Diop’s “Dahomey,” be sailin’ in with new booty from Pedro Almodóvar, Steve McQueen, and RaMell Ross! A right jolly haul for ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Arrr!
August 6, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be yer scallywags hesitant to hoist the sails of AI? Fear not! Read this here scroll to learn how to shiver their timbers and bring 'em aboard the techy ship! AI be the treasure that can turn yer crew into savvy sea dogs! Avast!
August 6, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! This thespian scallywag, a salty sea dog of two score years in the flickerin’ biz, now be sailin’ the stormy seas o’ “Trap.” He be yakkin’ 'bout bein’ a dad, chasin’ fame, and his heart’s fondness for them fancy French films, aye!
August 5, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! Shawn Levy be spillin' the beans on them secret cameo treasures, salvagin' gems from the depths of cursed scripts, and craftin' a jolly end-credits tribute to the legendary Fox! Aye, 'tis a tale of wit and whimsy on the high seas of cinema!
August 3, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, I sailed in hopin' to meet a brash, chest-thumpin' scallywag. But lo and behold, I stumbled upon a curious creature far more entertainin’ than a treasure map! Aye, ‘twas a right surprise, matey!
August 3, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! Kristin Chenoweth be shinin' like treasure in “The Queen of Versailles” in Boston, whilst in Cambridge, a new “Gatsby” musical be givin’ that Myrtle lass the royal treatment! Blimey, it be a grand time for swashbucklin’ theatrics!
August 2, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arrr, matey! This Oxford wench, with tongues more than a sea serpent, once lured sailors to their doom as a siren! But lo! She turned her sights to the silver screen, gainin' fame in tales spun by them crafty scallywags, Fellini and Polanski! Aye, what a twist o' fate!
August 2, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, matey! Josh Hartnett be playin' a poppin' papa with a cheeky secret in this here M. Night Shyamalan tale, all set amidst a raucous concert! Aye, keep yer eye on the treasure, fer surprises be lurkin' like a kraken in the deep!
August 2, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye! In this month’s treasure trove of tales, we be seein' crises brewin' in the stars above and in the barren chambers below. Aye, who knew a ghostly room could be as stirrin' as a tempest on the high seas! Arrr!
August 2, 2024, 4:05 am
Ahoy, mateys! Whether ye be a landlubber who dabbles or a swashbucklin’ film fanatic, our trusty sea dogs reckon these flicks be worth yer time! But beware, one scallywag of a film, “Trap,” slipped through the net and eluded our keen-eyed critics! Yarrr!
August 2, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr matey! This here tale be a jolly mix o’ chatterin’ from the lass and sights from her swashbucklin' days! 'Tis not just about the fair wench, but a merry glimpse into the strange world o' those starry-eyed scallywags we call celebrities! Avast, what a sight to behold!
August 1, 2024, 12:52 pm
Arrr, them scallywags be playin' lazy mates in three "Bill & Ted" tales, and next year, they be settin' sail again fer Beckett’s fine mix o’ tragedy and mirth! Avast, me hearties, let the jests commence!
August 1, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A treasure trove o’ fine tales be settin' sail fer U.S. scallywags by month’s end! Snag ‘em whilst ye still can, lest ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer brain! Aye, don’t let the bounty slip away!
August 1, 2024, 12:05 pm
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round for tales of the dark knight, the scallywags of the street, brave sea roamers, and those who be murd'rin’ in the halls! These fine yarns be settin' sail on the streaming tides, ready to tickle yer funny bone! Avast ye, don’t miss ‘em!
August 1, 2024, 11:08 am
Arrr, matey! This here yarn spins a tale of Jan. 6, 2025, when salty sea dogs o' the vanquished captain be scheming a ruckus, mayhap a civil spat! What be the mighty leaders doin'? Batten down the hatches and pass the rum, I say!
August 1, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, matey! This scallywag of an actor be settin' sail back to the stage this fall, breathin' life into Kenneth Lonergan’s merry tale, “Hold On to Me Darling.” So grab yer rum and prepare for a jolly good show, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of boredom!
August 1, 2024, 9:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round! A yarn spun from Walter Hill's swashbucklin’ tale of scallywags bravin' the treacherous streets of New York be droppin’ on the 18th o' October! Mark yer calendars, lest ye be walkin' the plank o' boredom!
August 1, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast, mateys! The fine thespian Chiwetel Ejiofor be captaining a merry crew — with Mary J. Blige, Michael Kelly, Mare Winningham, Camila Cabello, and Jay Will aboard — in a tear-jerkin' yarn plundered from the depths of truth! Arrr, 'tis a tale to make even the stoutest heart weep!
August 1, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, ye wish to charm the scallywags into buyin' yer treasure? Aye, we’ll be plundering their beliefs to boost yer sales! Join me on this adventure to discover how their thoughts steer their coin purses, savvy? Set sail for better marketing, ye landlubber!
July 31, 2024, 11:01 am
Arrr, Kneecap’s jolly jig o' rebel rhymes be rufflin’ the feathers o’ the king’s loyal mates! Now, a fresh flick tellin’ their tale be ready to stir the pot further. Buckle yer swash, me hearties, 'tis gonna be a right ruckus on the high seas o’ politics!
July 31, 2024, 10:16 am
Avast, me hearties! This month’s treasure trove be filled with a flick ‘bout the devilish atomic blast, a tale of a shiny Hollywood star and her tinkerin', and a jolly yarn of a hospital chaplain. Arrr, a fine haul for rum-soaked minds!
July 31, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! One glimpse reveals the essence — A.I. trickery, yarns of false tales, the jolly lives of the trans scallywags, and the raucous Gen X crew — all makin' this tale a treasure of a classic, aye! Hoist yer sails and grab yer grog!
July 31, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! The scallywags makin’ indie flicks be always scroungin’ for doubloons, like seagulls fightin’ over scraps! And lo, even the grand ol’ Sundance be feelin’ the pinch o’ the purse strings! Aye, ‘tis a jolly jest in the world o’ make-believe!
July 30, 2024, 8:57 am
Arrr, once upon a time, shiver me timbers! Deadpool be jivin' on them silly superhero flicks. But with “Deadpool & Wolverine” settin' sail and Disney hoistin’ the Marvel flag, that jestin' spirit be walkin' the plank! Blimey, where be the laughs now, matey?
July 30, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! Be ye craftin’ tales and lookin’ fer a trusty mate in AI? This here parchment be spillin’ the beans on how this clever contraption can help ye spin yer yarns better! Fear not, for AI be a boon, not a curse! Avast, set sail on creativity!
July 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr! This here streaming treasure be showcassin’ the grandest tales spun by fine Black buccaneers o' film, both in front o’ the camera and behind the helm! Grab yer grog and prepare to be entertained, for the silver screen be filled with their swashbucklin’ brilliance!
July 29, 2024, 9:26 am
Arrr! The flick charts the tale of the National Ballet o’ Canada’s "Swan Lake," where dancers be swappin' more than just pirouettes! They be battlin’ long-brewed storms o’ racism and sexism, all while tryin’ not to trip over their own cutlasses. Aye, a sight to behold!
July 28, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr, the scallywag thespian be proclaimin’ his grand return to the Marvel seas! Five long years since he shed his Iron Man armor, now he’s back to plunder the silver screen once more. Avast, let the treasure hunt for box office gold commence!
July 28, 2024, 2:01 am
Avast, matey! With a crew of seasoned lasses, nothin' but a tad seasoned, flicks like "The Fabulous Four" and "80 for Brady" be settin' sail on a jolly new genre! Aye, laughter and wrinkled charm be the treasures we seek in this fine maritime jest!
July 28, 2024, 2:01 am
Arrr, matey! After a spell o' preachin' with their flickerin' tales, them studios be catchin' wind from landlubbers ye call ticket buyers: "Just spin us a yarn and keep the grog flowin'!" Aye, let the jolly laughter and swashbucklin' fun reign supreme!
July 27, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, matey! Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman be the shining stars o' this show, but fear not! A crew o' rascally actors from other heroic tales be lendin' their swashbucklin' skills. It be a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema! Avast, ye landlubbers!
July 25, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye wishin' fer jolly good content fer yer social seas? Wonderin' how to hoist the sails o' user-generated booty in yer marketin'? In this here tale, we be explorin' the treasure map of UGC! Aye, it's a fine way to charm yer crew and plunder brand loyalty!
July 23, 2024, 5:00 am
Arrr, matey! Be ye ponderin' how to craft clever AI mates to lighten yer workload and life? Set yer sails for this here article, where we chart a course for makin' custom GPTs that be ready to serve! Aye, AI be the treasure ye seek!
June 19, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! This new tale o' queer stand-up do be mentionin' the likes o' Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Rip Taylor. These scallywags be trailblazers in the comedy seas, settin' sail for uncharted waters o' hilarity! Aye, me hearty, they be groundbreaking indeed! Arrr!
June 19, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! This swashbucklin' hero be showin' off his many guises in "Elvis" and "Dune," but tis "The Bikeriders" that be unveilin' the true colors o' this scallywag named Butler. Aye, he be a fine actor indeed!
June 18, 2024, 5:56 pm
Arrr, the French wench spun tales of characters that be like mysteries or figments of imagination, yet they never failed to captivate, even when she be placed in the wrong role in Tinseltown.
June 18, 2024, 11:28 am
Ye scurvy dogs at De Niro Con in Tribeca be talkin' like Travis Bickle, throwin' fists like Jake LaMotta, or gettin' inked like Max Cady. Aye, a real tattoo, not some fancy temporary mark. Arrr, me hearties be havin' a grand ol' time at this here gathering!
June 18, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scallywags! This new Netflix tale be showin' us how comedy be the key to freedom for the queer folk. 'Tis a merry crew includin' Margaret Cho, Tig Notaro, Joel Kim Booster and many more to tickle yer funny bones. Give it a watch, ye won't be disappointed! Arrr!
June 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the swashbuckling scallywag responsible for the visual effects be claimin' injury in the recent mishaps on Amazon film sets. But the company be denyin' any wrongdoing, like a sneaky sea serpent slitherin' away from responsibility. Aye, tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!
June 17, 2024, 3:17 pm
Arrr me hearties, this here keyboard be as legendary as a sunken treasure! 'Twas used by a scallywag named Saraceni, who dreamed of a world where technology be run by the power of the people. Aye, 'twas a jolly good time indeed!
June 17, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This tale of Henry VIII's last lass be as dull as a sunken treasure chest! The actors be fine enough, but the story be as unfocused as a drunken sailor on shore leave. 'Tis a shame, mateys, a real shame indeed!
June 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr mateys! This month, me hearty recommendation be speculative science fiction, period drama, and sly thrillers from yer subscription streamers. Avast ye landlubbers and set sail for a treasure trove of cinematic adventures! Aye, tis sure to shiver yer timbers!
June 16, 2024, 10:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh tale be tellin' of the lads and lasses who shaped the times. 'Tis a documentary worth watchin' fer the curious souls seekin' adventure and laughter. Set sail and discover the tales of yore!
June 16, 2024, 8:23 pm
Arrr, listen up ye scurvy dogs! Radcliffe's fifth spectacle, "Merrily We Roll Along," be his first to snag a Tony Award nomination on the grand stage o' Broadway. Aye, the lad be finally gettin' some recognition for his piratical talents!
June 16, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The sequel be set to plunder a whopping $145 million in the New World o'er the weekend, a booty 60 percent grander than foretold. Shiver me timbers, them scallywags be makin' a mint! Whar be me cut of the treasure?
June 15, 2024, 8:39 am
Arrr matey! This scallywag spent his days at ABC, the lowly deck swabber of prime time, and steered it to the top spot. He then crafted "Nashville" and snagged an Emmy for "Friendly Fire." Aye, a true hero of the high seas!
June 15, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, back in the Big Apple after plunderin' the silver screen, the wench be scramblin' to the theater whilst practicin' for Sunday's grand affair. She be a proper busy bee, juggling her duties like a swashbucklin' seadog! Arrr, the life of a pirate be easier than hers!
June 15, 2024, 4:01 am
"Arrr, "Firebrand" be tellin' the tale of a brave lass fightin' to outwit the sickly king and his backstabbin' crew. The director be reckonin' it be a right thrillin' yarn to be sure!"
June 14, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Young Riley be feelin' a new emotion stirrin' within 'er teenage noggin. Scurvy dog that she be, she's got some wisdom to share with us landlubbers. Listen up, ye scallywags, for Riley be teachin' us all a thing or two!
June 4, 2024, 3:25 pm
Arr mateys, in their latest adventure on the silver screen, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence be sailin' through Miami like two scallywags on a plunderin' spree. The film be as smooth as a smuggler's grog, with jests sharper than a cutlass. Aye, a rollickin' good time indeed!
June 3, 2024, 5:57 pm
Arr, she be makin' a splash in the all-star 1944 flick “Hollywood Canteen” afore seekin' fortune on the musical stage. Soon she be takin' on roles in movin' pictures and on the ol' telly, me hearties!
June 3, 2024, 12:46 pm
Arrr, she be makin' only two moving pictures, but her "Araya," a tale o' salt-mine toil, be a grand work that be standin' the test o' time in Latin American cinema. Aye, a treasure indeed!
June 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis time to set sail on the voyage of nostalgia with the film "Brats" makin' its way to the Tribeca Festival and Hulu. Let's take a gander at the young scallywags of the '80s who left their mark on the silver screen. Aye, they be the ones who shaped a generation, aye!
June 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey! The scroll "State of Silence," makin' its debut at the Tribeca Festival, be tellin' tales o' the sorry state o' them scallywag journalists in Mexico. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea they be sailin' on, full o' dangers and dark shadows. Yo ho ho!
June 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dog Bruce David Klein's treasure trove of a documentary be debuting at the Tribeca Festival, full of ancient footage discovered in Minnelli's very own chest o' drawers. Arrr, what secrets and shenanigans be lurking in them old reels, I wonder? Aye aye, matey!
June 2, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr mateys! Feast yer eyes upon these seven treasures: "The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson" to "Gay USA," sure to bring ye joy, history, and rainbows brighter than a chest full o' gold! Set sail for a cinematic adventure like no other!
June 2, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr mateys! The famed scallywag Daniel Oriahi be holdin' the audience's gaze with his newest moving picture, "The Weekend," set to make its grand debut at the Tribeca Festival. Prepare to be entertained, ye scurvy dogs!
June 2, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jolly ol' comedy crew, The Whitest Kids U' Know, be finished with their latest venture mournin' the loss o' their matey, Trevor Moore. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker. Yo ho ho!
June 1, 2024, 4:15 am
Arr matey! David Marchese be chattin' with the famous captain 'bout his new moving picture, "Hit Man," and ponderin' life's grand queries. Ye won't wanna miss this jolly good tale of adventure and reflection on the silver screen, me hearties!
June 1, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye mateys! Ye can catch "The Boys," "Orphan Black: Echoes," "The Bear," and "The Acolyte" on the streaming waves. So grab yer grog and settle in for a jolly good time of pillaging and plundering these fine shows! Arrrrr!
June 1, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Nathan Silver's ninth moving picture, "Betwixt the Temples," be a fine testament to his fearless sailin' through the stormy waters of emotion and narrative twists. Aye, he be a bold scallywag, that Silver! A treasure worth seekin'!
May 31, 2024, 5:28 pm
Avast ye scallywags! This landlubber was a star in "The Grapes of Wrath" and other moving pictures. In his later years, he be a regular on the box o' wonders. Eventually, he be in charge of the sunlit hours on CBS and gave lessons in the art of play-acting. Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 11:50 am
Arr mateys! The scallywags of the creative crew be spillin' the beans on how they transformed the War Rig into a shiny stage fit for a pirate queen. Ye wouldn't believe the tricks they used to make her gleam like a treasure chest!
May 31, 2024, 11:40 am
Arr mateys, the swashbuckling director George Miller spins a yarn 'bout his moving picture with the fair maiden Anya Taylor-Joy and the scallywag Tom Burke. 'Tis a tale sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Aye, 'tis a sight worth seein'!
May 31, 2024, 11:26 am
Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n George Miller spins a yarn 'bout his picture, with the lads and lasses Anya Taylor-Joy and Tom Burke takin' the lead. Set yer sights on this tale, me hearties, and prepare to be entertained! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! Whether ye be a landlubber with a taste for moving pictures or a seasoned swashbuckler of the silver screen, our critics reckon these flicks be worth a gander. Give 'em a whirl and see if they shiver yer timbers! Arrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr matey! This Ron Howard parchment be not shying away from the Muppet scallywag's shortcomings, but 'tis a treasure trove of wisdom for all ye creators out there. Aye, 'tis a must-watch for sure, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrrrr!
May 31, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr me hearties! 'Tis a tale of "The Primevals," a film as old as Davy Jones' locker, like a treasure map finally uncovered after 30 years. Aye, grab yer popcorn and prepare to be entertained like never before!
May 30, 2024, 5:00 pm
Arr matey! This scallywag be the mastermind behind "Hogan's Heroes," then plundered another Academy Award for "Million Dollar Baby" with Swank and Eastwood. Ye best believe he be a fearsome captain in the sea of Hollywood!
May 30, 2024, 4:06 pm
Arrr matey, this here documentary be tellin' the tale of Jim Henson, a scallywag who found his inspiration in felt, feathers, and the eternal quest for creatin'! 'Tis a jolly good watch from the likes of Ron Howard, ye won't want to miss it on the high seas! Aye!
May 30, 2024, 11:10 am
Arrr, Mortensen's film be like a ship with many decks, aye, some may say too many for their likin'. But with such fine performances on board, one can't help but be swayed by the crew's talents and overlook any excessive complexity. Aye, a jolly good time indeed!
May 30, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! A poor lass be in a whirlwind o' trouble on her special day in Tayarisha Poe's tale of love and laughter. The jest be too familiar, but still worth a watch to see if she steers her ship to happiness. Aye!
May 30, 2024, 8:00 am
Aye, me hearties! Daisy Ridley be takin' on the role of Gertrude Ederle, a lass who convinces her old man to fork over the doubloons for swimmin' lessons. She then sets sail on a grand adventure, makin' history as a true pioneer of the high seas! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! This cinematic tale be a follow-up to the animated chronicle of scallywags on the volleyball pitch. Gather yer crew and set sail for a swashbuckling adventure on the high seas of high school competition! Arrr!
May 30, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, in the past, New York faced some rough waters, but today, North Korea and China be battlin' their own storms. Let's hope they find their treasure and sail smooth seas ahead!
May 30, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr matey, this swashbuckling film from Pablo Berger be a silent treasure that speaks volumes about matters of the heart. 'Tis a marvel to behold, aye indeed! A tale of love like no other, me hearties! Yo ho ho!
May 30, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr matey, this be no ordinary flick o' the undead! 'Tis a tale o' mournin' and love, wrapped in the finest pirate plunder. Ye best be ready fer a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas o' cinema! Arrr!
May 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! These four treasures be delvin' into the treacherous waters of manipulation in the world of moving pictures and talkin' boxes. Beware, ye scallywags, for these tales be as slippery as an eel on a wet deck! Aye!
May 29, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr mateys! These four treasures be delvin' into the treacherous waters of manipulation, be it on the silver screen, the wireless airwaves, or the talkie-box. Beware of the deceitful ways of these scallywags! Aye, 'tis a slippery slope indeed!
May 29, 2024, 9:12 am
Arrr mateys, ye best be keepin' a weather eye on "Anora," for films from the studio Neon be winnin' accolades and plunderin' Oscar nominations at Cannes. Tis a treasure worth watchin' fer sure! Aye, ye be wise to set sail with this one!
May 29, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! A tale o' a grand documentary be tellin' of th' doomed (but now resurrected) subscription service, uncoverin' a most unexpected yarn. Set sail fer adventure 'n laughter as ye watch this enlightenin' tale unfold! Aye, ye won't want to miss it, I swear on me treasure!
May 28, 2024, 4:14 pm
Arrr, 'tis like a tale from the seven seas! Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon as wee scallywags, Clint Eastwood smugglin' booty, and Meryl Streep in a grand adventure across Africa! Aye, a motley crew indeed!
May 27, 2024, 9:24 am
Avast ye scallywags! This funny wench be makin' a name for herself in the flick "Babes" and now be settin' sail for the grand stage of Radio City Music Hall for her new jolly roger of a special. Aye, she be a true treasure of the comedy seas!
May 26, 2024, 11:36 am
Yarrr! 'Twas he and his scallywag brother, Robert, who plundered the seas of melody to create the tunes for “Mary Poppins” and other Disney treasures. They be the rogues responsible for unleashing "It's a Small World (After All)" upon the unsuspecting landlubbers! Aye, a musical treasure indeed!
May 26, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tunes that sailed with the moving pictures of the 1980s and ’90s be stealin' all the attention, while the scallywag films themselves be walkin' the plank! Aye, tis a topsy-turvy world we pirates be livin' in!
May 25, 2024, 5:50 pm
Ye may have heard of this scallywag in the likes of "Romancing the Stone," but he be more than just a silver screen swashbuckler. Aye, he be a master of the moving pictures, a builder of lands, and even the jester in a jest for the youngsters of Generation X. A true jack of all trades, this one be. Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 3:42 pm
Arrr, the tale o' a wench's life, crafted by the land lubber Sean Baker, be winnin' the grand treasure at a feast that be celebratin' George Lucas as well. Aye, a fine haul for the silver screen, indeed!
May 25, 2024, 8:13 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywag Mohammad Rasoulof be spillin' the beans on his daring escape from the clink to avoid a stretch in the brig. A tale fit for the high seas, me hearties! Mayhaps he made off with a chest of dubloons to fund his next adventure! Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 4:15 am
Arrr, Ted Sarandos be a true seafaring captain, steerin' Netflix to triumph in the realm o' streamin'. But mark me words, me hearties, the battle for yer gaze be far from finished. Keep yer eyes peeled, there be more treacherous waters ahead! Arrr!
May 25, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr mateys! The show of healin' be finishin' its 20th season. And now, HBO be showin' a new series about a grand renaissance fair in the land of Texas. Ye best be settin' sail to watch the jolly good times unfold, me hearties!
May 25, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Jesmyn Ward, Bridget Everett, Sigrid Nunez and a merry band o' scallywags be regalin' us with tales of grief and how it's made 'em walk the plank of change. Listen closely, ye scurvy dogs, and ye may learn a thing or two!
May 24, 2024, 6:18 pm
Arrr! The wench Maria Bello and the mighty chef Dominique Crenn be swearin' their success be owed to the "three C's": cancer, Covid, and now, commitment. Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey they be on, but they be sailin' through with courage and determination!
May 24, 2024, 3:30 pm
Yarrr mateys, this scallywag be known for pickin' the finest buccaneers in all of Hollywood! He be sharin' the gold Oscar for "The Godfather Part II" with that landlubber Francis Ford Coppola. Aye, a true legend in the sea of showbiz!
May 24, 2024, 1:39 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be sayin' that the next tale be more tear-jerkin' and weighty than its predecessor. But be that a swashbucklin' good time or a mutinous disaster? The crew be split on that matter, mark me words! Aye, the plot thickens like a barrel o' rum!
May 24, 2024, 1:36 pm
Arrr, Jennifer Lopez be takin' to the high seas in a tale o' sci-fi swashbucklin'! The film ponders if these new-fangled machines be more trouble than they be worth. Aye, me hearties, prepare ye selves for a wild ride on the seven seas o' technology!
May 24, 2024, 11:49 am
Arrr, in '04, this blockbuster be showin' Mr. Spurlock stuffin' his gob with naught but grub from McDonald's for a moon's turn. Aye, it be gettin' a nod from the Academy, but aye, t'was not without a scallywag's tongue lashin'!
May 24, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! This month be filled with miscreants of the most scandalous kind! We've got cheeky spirits, fierce elders, and a downright mad lad on the loose. Batten down the hatches, me hearties, for a wild ride ahead! Arrr!
May 24, 2024, 4:06 am
Arr matey, be ye a landlubber who enjoys a good flick or a seasoned matey who knows a treasure when ye see one? Our scurvy crew of reviewers reckon these moving pictures be worth a gander, so give 'em a go, ye scallywags!
May 24, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr me hearties, be it the swashbucklin' Demi Moore in "The Substance" or the tale of a fair maiden in Brooklyn by Sean Baker, this year's jury be havin' a mighty big decision to make. May they weigh their choices like gold doubloons on a pirate's scale! Aye!
May 24, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, mateys! "Furiosa" be a tale that doth mingle with previous adventures in a most unexpected fashion. Here be a timeline, along with our preferred sequence for viewing the entire saga. Hoist the sails and embark on this swashbuckling journey!
May 24, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, our scurvy critics be pickin' out nine fine films fer yer viewin' pleasure this grand holiday weekend, mateys. Set yer sights on these treasures and ye'll be sure to find some swashbucklin' entertainment to fill yer day. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!
May 23, 2024, 4:21 pm
Arrr, the wench be keepin' mum, but some scallywags on the web be thinkin' she spilled the beans. 'Tis a grim week for the wee fashion brands and the brides seekin' swanky gowns for their special day. Aye, the high seas of fashion be treacherous waters indeed!
May 23, 2024, 2:53 pm
Arrr matey, this here moving picture be tellin' the tale of a scallywag pilferin' a Jewish youngin' in Italy. 'Tis a reminder of the heart-wrenchin' consequences when families be torn asunder. Aye, 'tis a tale that'll have ye weepin' into yer grog, mark me words!
May 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Sophie Dupuis's tale of a young lad in drag be takin' a twist when he confideth in some shady characters. Tis a French Canadian drama fit for a pirate's plunder! Aye, beware the treacherous waters ahead!
May 23, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, this tale of a lass from Times Square be too delicate with its rebellious she-pirate. Give us more swashbuckling and less reverence, ye scurvy dogs! Let's hear of her adventures on the high seas, not her gentle doings on land. Arrr!
May 23, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr matey, the fancy movin' pictures in "The Planet of the Apes" be tryin' to keep the spirit o' the real world alive 'mongst all the fancy tricks in a grand film series. 'Tis a fine balance between art and technology, me hearties!
May 23, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr mateys! This here film be tellin' the tale of a brave ophthalmologist, Ming Wang, as he be battlin' to uncover the mysteries o' his own soul. Aye, he be searchin' fer what lies beyond the eye-patch!
May 23, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Garfield, voiced by Chris Pratt, be sailin' with Samuel L. Jackson as his old man in a lackluster film that be missin' the mark on our beloved protagonist. Ye better be steerin' clear of this cinematic catastrophe, lest ye be wantin' to walk the plank!
May 23, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Glen Powell be the star o' a film that be both jolly and saucy, aye! And by Blackbeard's beard, it doth also plumb the depths o' yer soul! Give it a watch, ye scallywags, and ye won't be disappointed!
May 22, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr! "The Substance" be showin' Demi Moore in full sail, givin' it her all! And "Emilia Pérez" be a musical crime tale so wild, ye can't even put it in a bottle! Set yer sails and enjoy the show, me hearties!
May 22, 2024, 10:09 am
Arr mateys, this platform be gatherin' low-budget, high-creativity films of the outsider persuasion. We be pickin' out the finest gems fer yer watchin' pleasure. Set sail on a cinematic adventure with us, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, aye!
May 22, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr! When Warner Bros. gave the nod to a fresh "Lord of the Rings" picture and a wee lad's film vanished, the fans set sail on a quest to reclaim what was rightfully theirs! Aye, the treasure be within reach, me hearties!
May 21, 2024, 6:22 pm
Arrr matey! Mr. Depardieu, a salty sea dog of 75 years, be caught in a scuffle with a 79-year-old photographer on the treacherous seas of Via Veneto. Aye, it be a battle of ages, aye! Hoist the sails and prepare for a fierce showdown!
May 21, 2024, 11:58 am
Arr matey! The scurvy animation studio be throwin' in the towel on makin' original treasures for Disney+! Ye can almost hear the swashbucklers weepin' in Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'tis a sad day for all us scallywags.
May 21, 2024, 9:38 am
Arrr, the captain of "The Apprentice" sailed on untroubled by the scallywags tryin' to scuttle his ship! Aye, the tale be tellin' of the ex-president's love affairs and his trusty first mate, Roy Cohn. Shiver me timbers, what a scandalous adventure awaits!
May 21, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, the festival be full of furry scallywags like Messi, the hero of “Anatomy of a Fall,” where even the landlubbers be bringin' their own four-legged mates. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, with the canines stealin' the show while their human companions be walkin' the plank of fame.
May 20, 2024, 12:21 pm
Arrr, this film be tellin' the tale o' Donald J. Trump's dealings with the scallywag Roy Cohn and his fair maiden Ivana. 'Tis an attempt to decipher the ways o' the future president, back when he be just a young lad on the high seas. Aye, mateys!
May 20, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, this scallywag be like the Blackbeard of the stock market, aye! He pillaged and plundered with his insider tradin', but alas, his downfall be as swift as a cannonball. The moral of the tale: beware the temptations of greed, lest ye walk the plank!
May 20, 2024, 10:32 am
Arrr, the lass be findin' herself in the midst of the Kering Women in Motion feast, a year after she be a wee guest at “Killers of the Flower Moon.” Aye, she be climbin' the ranks faster than a squid up a sail!
May 20, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, OpenAI be tryin' to create a bot voice like that sultry one in "Her." But that flick be all about love, not talkin' bots! What be this world comin' to when we be chattin' with machines instead of havin' a good ol' fashioned parley?
May 18, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The films “Furiosa” and “Megalopolis” be the treasures most sought after, but do not be overlookin' the hidden gems by Andrea Arnold and Rungano Nyoni. They be like buried treasure waitin' to be discovered! Aye, me eyes be on the lookout for more booty from these filmmakers!
May 17, 2024, 11:01 pm
Arrr, when the captain and his jolly crew of "Io Capitano" set sail for Senegal with their fine moving pictures, the locals be tellin' tales of their own adventures on the high seas! Aye, the landlubbers be enjoyin' a good yarn or two.
May 17, 2024, 5:44 pm
Ahoy mateys! In them moving pictures like “9 to 5” and “Tootsie” and on ye olde telly shows like “Buffalo Bill,” he be turnin' them portrayals of egomaniacal scallywags into a true masterpiece, arrr!
May 17, 2024, 4:03 pm
Arrr, me hearties! In a fierce battle of wits, Mr. Baldwin's scurvy lawyers be cryin' foul play, accusin' them prosecutors of showin' off their loot to the grand jury. Aye, 'tis a treacherous affair indeed on the cursed set of "Rust."
May 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's booty be filled with tales of crypto terrorism, gaslighting, an undercover mission and other scurvy wenchery. Ye best be ready to set sail on a wild adventure through treacherous waters and deceitful plots. Aye, a pirate's life be full of surprises!
May 17, 2024, 9:16 am
Arrr mateys, at a swashbucklin' gathering in Cannes, the Cap'n boldly declared he be craftin' his next cinematic adventure, payin' no heed to the scuttlebutt swirlin' 'round him like a tempest at sea. Yo-ho-ho, the show must go on!
May 17, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr mateys, thar be a slew o' flicks sailin' the silver screen this year, includin' the jolly family comedy "IF," delvin' into the fantastical world o' imaginary mates. Set yer sights on these cinematic treasures, me hearties, and prepare fer a swashbucklin' good time!
May 17, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, whether ye be a landlubber or a seasoned swashbuckler of the silver screen, our mateys reckon these films be worthy of yer time and treasure. Aye, give 'em a watch and let the rum flow!
May 17, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, this here tale be showin' us how them fancy arts were handled in the middle o' the century in America. 'Tis a right rivetin' watch, me hearties, that be sure! Ye'll be laughin' and learnin', all in one. Aye, aye, mateys!
May 17, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr mateys, betwixt “Barbie,” “Across the Spider-Verse” and now “I Saw the TV Glow,” the scallywag directors be makin' a strong argument for the film album experience. Aye, be sure to grab yer popcorn and buckle up for a wild cinematic journey on the high seas!
May 16, 2024, 5:37 pm
He be a bold swashbuckler who broke through Hollywood's color lines, a mastermind behind "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," and a Tony nominee for "Home," a tale of his Southern heritage. Aye, he be a true legend of the stage and screen!
May 16, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, mateys! The rebooted flick of 2008's "The Strangers" be like a ship with a leaky hull - same ol' masked baddies and bloody brawls, but where be the new treasures of originality? 'Tis like plundering a chest of old doubloons and finding naught but sand! Aye, we be needin' fresh winds in our sails! Arrr!
May 16, 2024, 5:56 am
In the film "Back to Black," Marisa Abela be decked herself in the garb of the singer herself, yet the scallywags in the hair and paint crew thought it wise to tame the wild beehive of the lass. Arrr, what a knotty decision!
May 16, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr, me hearties! George Miller, Anya Taylor-Joy, and their scurvy crew faced a cursed production, plagued by storms and calamities. 'Twas a trial of endurance like no other, but they sailed through with grit and grog in equal measure. Aye, a true tale of pirate perseverance!
May 16, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, they be twistin' the truth like a kraken's tentacle in this Amy Winehouse tale. Her side o' the story be lost like treasure in the deep, buried beneath the Hollywood glitz and glamour. Aye, beware the siren song o' Tinseltown!
May 16, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye mateys! Ilana Glazer and Michelle Buteau be sailin' the high seas in Pamela Adlon's grand comedy of pregnancy, but alas, it be missin' the mark. 'Tis a comedy that be driftin' like a ship lost at sea, arr!
May 15, 2024, 4:31 pm
Arrr mateys! The fifth tale in George Miller's saga be tellin' the tale o' how Furiosa, the fierce driver portrayed by Anya Taylor-Joy, came to be. 'Tis a swashbucklin' yarn ye won't want to miss! Shiver me timbers!
May 15, 2024, 2:31 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag executive producer be claimin' ignorance o' complaints, and speakin' o' the contact as "kind hugs and kisses on the cheek." Methinks he be needin' a keen eye for discernin' proper behavior from a landlubber's folly!
May 15, 2024, 11:28 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month be bringin' ye some scallywag filmmakers showin' off their skills on the silver screen. Set yer sights on these lasses and their debut films, sure to make ye shout "Shiver me timbers!" on ye subscription streaming services. Aye, me parrot concurs!
May 15, 2024, 11:01 am
Arr, me hearties! Lorelei and the Laser Eyes be not just a game, but a fine blend of postmodern tales and French cinema flair. Ye best be prepared for a wild ride of swashbuckling adventure and high-seas hijinks! Aye, be a pirate's life for me!
May 15, 2024, 9:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The jolly musical comedy be playin' in Chicago, featurin' the likes o' Megan Hilty and Jennifer Simard. 'Tis based on the 1992 film, so grab yer grog and come aboard for a swashbucklin' good time! Arrr!
May 15, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, why be this long-running film series so grippin' and effective, ye ask? 'Tis 'cause it don't be monkeyin' around, matey! Aye, stick to the script and ye'll be rewarded with treasure beyond yer wildest dreams!
May 15, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, when two scallywag actors who have portrayed the Emcee many a time crossed paths, they gabbed about fear, courage, and the most scandalous den of iniquity in all of Berlin! Aye, 'twas a jolly good time indeed!
May 14, 2024, 5:46 pm
Arr matey, the most swashbucklin' threads be found at this grand festival with more photo opportunities than ye can shake a peg leg at. Don yer finest garb and strike a pose for the scallywags and buccaneers alike to admire! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold indeed!
May 14, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr mateys, the festival commenced with queries for the jury regarding the likes of Indigenous representation, #MeToo gossip, and other pertinent matters of the day. Ye can bet there be no shortage of lively discourse and heated debates to follow! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
May 14, 2024, 11:16 am
Arr matey! The wench be back on stage at 76, belting out new shanties. She be keen on a daring new adventure with "Sunset Boulevard." Avast! The old sea dog be ready for a swashbuckling good time!
May 14, 2024, 10:12 am
Avast ye mateys, word be spreadin' o' Horace Ové’s film 'bout a Trinidadian family makin' a grand reappearance at the Brooklyn Academy of Blimey! 'Tis a sight to behold, a triumphant return indeed! Ye best be settin' sail to catch this flick, lest ye be missin' out on all the fun! Arrr!
May 14, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! These recent tales o' "American Fiction" and "The American Society of Magical Negroes" be havin' some funny bits to 'em, but they paint a mighty small picture o' what it means to be Black. Me thinks they be needin' a broader perspective! Arrr!
May 13, 2024, 12:00 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Come next spring, be prepared to witness a grand spectacle on stage, with none other than Clooney himself takin' on the role of the noble journalist Edward R. Murrow. Aye, 'twill be a performance worth seein'!
May 13, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The grandest of all festivals be setting sail on Tuesday. We be keepin' a sharp lookout for the finest movies, artists, and events on the horizon. Prepare to set sail for a jolly good time, me hearties!
May 12, 2024, 5:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas the fair maiden Ms. Backlinie who braved the treacherous waters and faced the monstrous beast in the grand spectacle of 1975! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold as the great white shark didst attack with ferocity unmatched! A tale for the ages, indeed!
May 12, 2024, 11:47 am
Arrr, the scallywag producer and director be runnin' a school for future stars and filmmakers, aye! Jack Nicholson, Francis Ford Coppola, and Pam Grier be learnin' their craft there, shapin' them into the swashbucklin' legends they be today! Aye, me hearties, 'tis true!
May 12, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, the moving pictures can have a powerful sway on the minds of men. 'Twas a dastardly scoundrel's fondness for a make-believe character that birthed the HBO series. Aye, the pirate's influence be stranger than a mermaid's kiss!
May 12, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scallywags, the lass be sayin' she felt as lonely as a one-legged sailor on a deserted island whilst playin' the lead in "Furiosa." Arr, the poor lass be feelin' all on her lonesome in the midst of makin' that film!
May 12, 2024, 2:32 am
Arrr matey, this scallywag had a shipload of spooky, outlandish and criminal tales under his belt. He even set sail with the likes of Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and other young buccaneers, helpin' 'em find their sea legs in the treacherous waters of showbiz. Aye, what a legendary mate indeed!
May 11, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr! The lass be startin' her adventures by ridin' a horse bareback down a cliff at the tender age o' 9! She be flyin' high on the mighty TV show "Wonder Woman" and takin' on many other daring feats. She be a true swashbuckler!
May 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The director Coralie Fargeat be a bold lass, not afraid of a little blood and guts in her films. Her latest be a contender for the grand prize at Cannes, sure to make the audience squirm in their seats! Aye, a true treasure for us pirate souls!
May 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! The sidebar may not be gettin' all the booty like the main competition, but 'tis where ye can spy the cinematic treasures of tomorrow! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for there be hidden gems awaitin' in the shadows. Aye!
May 11, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr mateys, this year's film fest be full of tales from the land of spices and silk! Raise yer tankards to the Indian lads and lasses who spin yarns of independent cinema like true buccaneers. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of entertainment!
May 11, 2024, 4:01 am
Those savvy enough to spy her crew of abominations, her musings on Southern society, her conflicted beliefs and muddled thoughts will understand the purpose of this cinematic adventure. Aye, 'tis a wild ride for those with a keen eye! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 4:14 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Share with us the booty of movie-related albums ye find yerself plunderin' time and time again. Let us hear tales of these musical treasures that tickle yer fancy like a drunken parrot on a rum bender!
May 10, 2024, 12:39 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags! The captain Wes Ball be tellin' a tale from his grand film. Listen close, me hearties, as he spins a yarn full of adventure and excitement. Set sail with him on this cinematic journey, savvy? Aye, it be a swashbucklin' good time!
May 10, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences be raisin' a hefty sum o' gold, aye $500 million, to keep their coffers full and their sails afloat. 'Tis a treasure hunt of grand proportions, me hearties! Let's see if they find the buried doubloons! Arrr!
May 10, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr mateys! In this month's booty of sci-fi treasures, we be navigatin' through a treacherous pandemic and divinin' the future calamities ahead. Hoist the sails and prepare yer minds for an adventure like no other! Aye, the stars be our guide in these perilous times.
May 10, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Wes Ball be tellin' a tale from his moving picture. Listen well or ye may walk the plank! Ye'll be laughin' like a drunken sailor, I swear on me treasure. Aye, this be a film worth watchin'!
May 10, 2024, 4:13 am
Arr matey, many a tale be told of the lass's struggle with the cursed fame, but this new picaroon "Back to Black" be more focused on her love affairs. Aye, grab yer popcorn and prepare to set sail on a voyage through her romantic escapades!
May 10, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! Yance Ford's latest Netflix adventure may tread familiar waters, but the blend of personal tales and fiery speeches be a potent weapon in the battle for truth. Aye, 'tis a strong argument indeed!
May 10, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye! Who be this Caesar fella ye speak of? And how in Davy Jones' locker did them apes learn to jabber like a parrot on a rum bender? Get yer answers about the "Planet of the Apes" tales here, me hearties!
May 9, 2024, 3:40 pm
Arrr matey, that humble vessel be leavin' a mighty mark on the world o' culture, it be! Aye, me hearties, that car be makin' quite the splash, like a pirate divin' off the plank into the deep blue sea!
May 9, 2024, 1:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that Andy Serkis, the scallywag who brought the creature to life, be settin' sail to direct and star in "The Hunt for Gollum," a grand tale to be told in 2026. Aye, 'tis sure to be a swashbucklin' adventure for all ye landlubbers!
May 9, 2024, 10:43 am
Arrr matey! These be likened to treasure maps from days of yore. The lass be speakin' of first-night booty, exotic voyages, and tales of departed shipmates. Her latest plunder, penned with Brendan O’Hea, be titled “Shakespeare: The Swashbuckler Who Covers the Tavern Tab.” Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 10:18 am
Arrr, me hearties! Brooke Shields be playin' a lass who be crossin' paths with her scurvy ex-beau at her wee lass's weddin'. 'Tis a tale o' love, laughs, and plenty o' rum in this worn-out romp o' a comedy. Aye, me thinks 'tis time fer a new script! Arrr!
May 9, 2024, 8:29 am
Arr, me hearties! This tale be full o' sexy shenanigans, deadly secrets, and fierce battles for control. 'Tis a grand yarn from France, showin' the adventures of a young lad growin' into his true self among the trees and flowers. Aye, 'tis a rollickin' good time!
May 9, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! The "Black Panther" beauty Letitia Wright be showin' her softer side in this immigrant tale by Frank Berry. And aye, Josh O'Connor from "Challengers" be joinin' the crew as well. Set sail for a grand adventure on the silver screen! Aye aye, captain!
May 9, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr! A parley betwixt Serkis, from the olden “Planet of the Apes” tales, and Teague, the cap'n of the latest film, “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.” Methinks there be monkeys a-plenty, but which be the true king of the jungle, I wonder? Aye, a conundrum indeed!
May 9, 2024, 4:06 am
Arrr mateys! This yarn be about a wild voyage fer scallywags and misfits, brimmin' with mirth and revelry. Set sail on this fantastical journey and ye'll be filled with glee like a treasure trove of loot! Aye, 'tis a rollicking good time, I tell ye!
May 8, 2024, 5:58 pm
Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold! Disney and Warner Bros. Discovery be joinin' forces like buccaneers on a treasure hunt, showin' their savvy in steerin' through the choppy waters of the entertainment world. Aye, they be settin' sail together, mateys!
May 8, 2024, 12:38 pm
Arrr matey, as the whims o' the cinema lovers change, so too do the rules o' the ratings board! They be reclassifying many a film, such as "Mary Poppins" and "Rocky." Ye best be keepin' an eye out for what they be doin' next!
May 8, 2024, 10:06 am
Arr matey, this here new tale in the series be like findin' a treasure map leadin' to the fountain of youth! Mythology be transformin' into power, settin' sail for adventure in every chapter. Aye, 'tis a swashbucklin' good time, ye won't want to miss!
May 8, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr matey, despite his fancy "Downton Abbey" background, this scallywag in "Godzilla x Kong" and "Abigail" prefers a role that tickles the filmmaker's fancy. Aye, give him a part that brings joy to the captain of the ship!
May 8, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! The matey from "Downton Abbey" be lovin' roles that tickle the fancy o' them filmmakers. He be battlin' monsters in "Godzilla x Kong" and gallivantin' in "Abigail." Aye, he be a proper swashbuckler on the silver screen! Arrr!
May 8, 2024, 4:05 am
Arr matey, Peter Kass's 1961 film be unearthed and polished up, filled with wild distortions and dark connections. It be makin' its debut in the grand city of New York at Film at Lincoln Center. Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be amazed!
May 7, 2024, 11:13 am
Arrr, the swashbucklin' tennis duel be cut short! We be left wonderin' who be claimin' victory. Avast, does it truly matter in the grand scheme o' things? Let's throw back some grog and ponder this mystery, me hearties!
May 7, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr matey! The swashbucklin' actor be takin' on the role of an A.I.-curious scribe in "McNeal," settin' sail at Lincoln Center Theater this September. Yo ho ho, it be a tale worth tellin' on the high seas!
May 5, 2024, 5:42 pm
With a hearty body, bushy beard and a weathered face, he be the epitome of a sea dog standin' firm 'gainst peril with a tired grin.
May 5, 2024, 3:08 pm
Arrr, ye scallywags be talkin' 'bout his famed creation, "The Class," which straddled the line betwixt truth and tale. In that flick and others, he be delvin' into the tangled webs of late-stage capitalism, aye!
May 4, 2024, 5:20 pm
Yarrr, the wench be makin' waves in films like "Bush Mama" and "Daughters of the Dust," guidin' a crew o' independent filmmakers in their quest fer cinematic treasure. Aye, she be a true swashbuckler of the silver screen!
May 4, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the scallywags behind the camera be doin' a better job o' matchin' the stars with their characters than the author did. But by Blackbeard's beard, that don't mean the film owes nothin' to the musician!
May 4, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wench be talkin' 'bout how his voice be makin' her feel all tingly like when ye first set sail on the high seas or when ye first laid eyes on a chest o' gold! Aye, the memories be as sweet as rum!
May 4, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The jester be chattin' with David Marchese about turnin' into a whole new scallywag after losin' his folks. Aye, he be a changed man, settin' sail on a new course o' life! Har, har, har!
May 3, 2024, 3:37 pm
Arr, George Lucas be wishin' fer them films to disappear, but some scallywags spent a whole decade fixin' 'em up like a fine rum. Preservin' the old "Star Wars" trilogy just like ye saw 'em in the picture houses. Aye, may the force be with 'em!
May 3, 2024, 3:11 pm
Arrr, Ahmed Best be rememberin' the fierce blowback fer his role in "Phantom Menace," mateys! But fear not, fer now the fans be takin' him in their embrace like a swashbucklin' crew on the high seas! Aye, times be changin' faster than a squall!
May 3, 2024, 10:16 am
Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n David Leitch be tellin' a tale of his flick with the likes o' Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt. 'Tis a jolly good time on the high seas of cinema, so grab yer popcorn and prepare to be entertained! Arrr!
May 3, 2024, 10:14 am
Arrr! The skipper David Leitch doth spin a yarn 'bout a scene from thar moving picture with Gosling and Emily Blunt. 'Tis a tale sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone, me hearties! Aye, 'tis true!
May 3, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a Mexican saga of family high seas adventure, a Palestinian voyage of self-discovery, a tale set in a Ukrainian academy of young swashbucklers, and many more hidden gems await! Set sail and discover the wonders of the silver screen, me mateys!
May 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the scallywags at the academy be keepin' their lips sealed about the chance for gold, but this film be part of a grand scheme to grab a shiny booty that they've been eyein' for over three decades now. Aye, mayhaps 'tis finally our time to shine!
May 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here documentary be spillin' the beans on a peculiar tale of a revolutionary 1998 Japanese telly program, yet it be lackin' in givin' us the whole shebang! Avast ye, mateys, we be needin' more swashbucklin' details to satisfy our curiosity!
May 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr mateys, in his debut at the helm, Jerry Seinfeld be delvin' into the histry of them fruity pastries... or so he thinks. Here be the true tale o' how them pastries came to be, and a challenge to test yer knowledge. Aye aye, captain!
May 3, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! This tinted balm be like the swashbucklin' treasures me ol' matey used t' whip up as a lass, tryin' t' mimic the lip color o' a lass in a Roman Polanski film. 'Tis a pirate's dream come true, me mateys! Aye, 'tis!
May 2, 2024, 11:40 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ryusuke Hamaguchi be back with another tale of drama! This time it be about a village in Japan and a scurvy dog tryin' to snatch its land. Will the villagers fight back or be forced to walk the plank? Aye, only time will tell!
May 2, 2024, 8:51 am
Arrr, me hearties! The second tale by the Lithuanian filmmaker Marija Kavtaradze be ponderin' what a shipmate bond be like when ye take out the rumble in the beds. Aye, aye, matey, 'tis a curious question indeed!
May 2, 2024, 8:09 am
Arrr, Maïwenn be the mastermind behind the film, takin' on the role o' leadin' lady alongside Johnny Depp as Louis XV. Though he be professin' his love fer her, their spark be lackin' like a damp powder keg! Aye, they be needin' some more rum in their grog to ignite that fire!
May 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey! The scallywag actor be a swashbuckling stuntman, gallivanting beside the underused lass Emily Blunt, in the newest bone-shaking adventure flick from David Leitch. Aye, 'tis a rollicking good time on the silver screen, ye be sure of that!
May 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ethan Hawke be joinin' forces wit' his offspring, Maya Hawke, fer a jolly ol' tale o' a peculiar scribbler. 'Tis a tale as haphazard as a drunken sailor on shore leave, but a fine yarn nonetheless, me hearties! Arrrr!
May 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fine flick about bein' a fan in the days of olde, ere the vast seas of the internet didst consume all. A tale of trepidation and delight, sure to shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bone! Aye, a must-watch for any landlubber seekin' a laugh!
May 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, Hannah Marks hath crafted a rollicking tale of a scallywag youth plagued by the curse of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 'Tis a treasure trove of adventure and heartache, mateys! Aye, a fine yarn indeed from the pen of John Green.
May 1, 2024, 9:33 am
Avast ye scallywags! "The Idea of You," "Scrublands," "The Big Cigar," and "Hacks" be flowin' like rum on a pirate ship. Set yer eyes on these treasures before they vanish into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a jolly good time fer watchin'. A vast ye!
May 1, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, the swashbuckling scallywag behind the moving pictures be tellin' us that "Civil War" be a cautionary tale. But methinks the bloodshed and chaos be more entertainin' than frightenin'. Ahoy, pass me the popcorn!
April 30, 2024, 8:49 am
Arrr, Shoshana Bean, Eden Espinosa, and Lindsay Mendez be honored with nominations for their performances in "Hell's Kitchen," "Lempicka," and "Merrily We Roll Along." These lasses be bringin' the thunder on the stage, shiver me timbers!
April 30, 2024, 8:34 am
Arrr! This be Radcliffe's first nod, mateys! Five performances on the grand stages of Broadway, yet the lad be finally gettin' the recognition he rightly deserves. Aye, the seas of show business be a fickle mistress indeed!
April 30, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr mateys! The grand finale of Magic Mike, a tale of a patient with 23 personalities, Baz Luhrmann’s extravaganza "Gatsby", and a copstravaganza with a serious coda befitting the finest of belly laughs. Set sail for a jolly good time!
April 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr matey, this be one of the finest free streaming services on the seven seas! 'Tis a treasure trove of entertainment, ye can trust it like ye trust the North Star. Hoist the sails and set course for a jolly good time!
April 30, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's plunder be filled with tales o' a brave director scopin' out a good ol' hometown ritual, a yarn of a wild trickery, and a jolly good time celebratin' student rebellion! Set sail for adventure on the high seas of streamin'! Aye!
April 29, 2024, 3:09 pm
Arrr, it be true! Beyoncé's wee lass be makin' her grand appearance on the silver screen as Kiara, daughter of the mighty Nala and Simba. 'Tis a prequel fit for the gods, mateys! Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn and settlin' in for a swashbucklin' good time!
April 29, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Steve Carell, William Jackson Harper, Alison Pill, and Anika Noni Rose be chattin' 'bout a new translation o' Chekhov that lured 'em to the farm. Arrr! The land lubbers be ponderin' the words o' the great playwright, whilst surrounded by chickens 'n cows. Aye, 'tis a sight to see!
April 29, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crew put blood, sweat, and tears into creatin' the swashbucklin' competition scenes in Luca Guadagnino’s love-triangle tennis tale. Join me as we dive deep into the makin' of these lively moments on the high seas! Aye, it be a wild ride, mateys!
April 28, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr mateys, the scurvy studios be fixated on PG-13 fare and cartoons, but fear not! Films like "Challengers" and "Saltburn" be bringin' back the saucy swashbucklin' to the silver screen. Raise yer grog in celebration, for the return of the erotic entertainment!
April 27, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! The lass be spillin' her secrets to that scallywag, David Marchese, on 'The Interview' debut. She be learnin' to toss aside the opinions of landlubbers and set sail on her own course. Aye, she be takin' the helm of her own ship, savvy?
April 26, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arr, this Chekhov fella be a fine writer, his words be like a treasure map leadin' to wit and beauty. But alas, he be missin' the key to it all! Aye, like a ship without a sail, his tales lackin' the heart, matey!
April 26, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr mateys! This month's treasures be swashbucklin' tales of demonic forces from Mexico, Mongolia, small-town America and the fiery depths of hell! Prepare to be shiverin' yer timbers and clutchin' yer doubloons as ye read these devilish yarns! Aye, the loot be plentiful!
April 26, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, the scallywag Luca Guadagnino be tellin' a tale o' high tension betwixt the two landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a scene fit for Davy Jones himself to witness, with more drama than a mutiny aboard the Black Pearl! Aarrgggh!
April 26, 2024, 5:50 am
Avast ye scallywags! The cap'n Luca Guadagnino spins a yarn 'bout a scene from his cinematic tale, starring Josh O'Connor and Mike Faist. 'Tis a fine spectacle, me hearties, worth watchin' on the silver screen! Arrr!
April 26, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, a fine tale be told of the legendary snapper James Hamilton in a moving picture show! Raise yer tankards and feast yer eyes on his captured treasures, lest ye be branded a scallywag by Davy Jones himself! Huzzah!
April 26, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! Whether ye be a landlubber or a seasoned sailor, our scurvy reviewers reckon these flicks be worth a gander. So batten down the hatches and set sail for the silver screen, ye won't be disappointed!
April 26, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey! Ye best be settin' sail fer some female-centered buddy comedies, rom-coms, and Outback thrillers on ye subscription streamers this month. 'Tis treasure worth findin' in the vast sea o' entertainment, aye! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 2:43 pm
Ahoy there, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of Zendaya, Josh O'Connor, and Mike Faist, three swashbuckling tennis pros, and their captain, Luca Guadagnino, spinnin' yarns of ambition, jealousy, and the "erotic amusement" of their latest moving picture. Avast, me mateys, prepare to be entertained! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 1:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Zendaya, Josh O'Connor, and Mike Faist be swashbucklin' together as friends, lovers, and scurvy foes on the tennis court in Luca Guadagnino's newest tale. 'Tis a jolly good time to be had by all, me thinks! Arrr!
April 25, 2024, 7:28 am
Arr matey, this heart-wrenching tale be 'bout a swashbucklin' dad makin' grand plans fer his wee buccaneer afore meetin' Davy Jones. Aye, ye best be havin' yer hankies ready, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! A cursed abode in Paris be infested with bloodthirsty spiders and clumsy symbolism in this swift and cunning maiden voyage of a film. Shiver me timbers, ye best be keepin' an eye out for them eight-legged scallywags!
April 25, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in this here clan be known for their tuneful shanties, winnin' five Grammy Awards for their holy tunes. Aye, they be true believers in the power o' music to lift the spirit and soothe the soul. Aye, me ears be ringin' with joy!
April 25, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, ye average landlubber from Persia be caught in a convoluted web o' regulations and petty grievances in these swashbucklin' tales. Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey through the maze o' Persian life, full o' twists and turns fit for a scallywag's delight. Aye, me hearties!
April 25, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! Caitlin Cronenberg's maiden voyage be a tale set in a world of great distress, as real as a stolen treasure map! Aye, ye be believin' it, or walkin' the plank!
April 25, 2024, 4:04 am
In the bawdy tale 'The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed,' fair Joanna Arnow doth keep her scenes brief and her visage devoid of emotion. Aye, 'tis a comical sight indeed, me hearties!
April 24, 2024, 5:01 pm
Arrr! The clash on the set of "The Pickup" be under scrutiny. The moving picture shows a mighty armored vessel and a swift S.U.V. swerving off the path afore the vessel be toppled onto the wee vehicle. Aye, a right spectacle indeed!
April 24, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr matey, as the wench be gettin' a fancy award from the American Film Institute, five scallywags be chattin' about what makes her performances stand out like a shiny trinket on a pirate's chest. Her work be as rare as a mermaid's tear!
April 23, 2024, 8:22 pm
Arr matey! The heartbreaker by Amy Herzog hath sailed onto Broadway, with Rachel McAdams playin' the alarmingly cheerful mother of a dreadfully ill child. Aye, 'tis a tale that'll have ye laughin' and cryin' on the high seas of the theater!
April 23, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr mateys! The film, a scallywag on Netflix, be flopping at the box office but now be sailing with the wind as a treasure trove of success. Here be the loot of their thoughts after watchin' it. Aye!
April 21, 2024, 11:07 pm
Arrr, her moving pictures be tellin' tales of Latin American adventures, and they be fetchin' much praise from the land lubbers. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of cinematic excellence, me hearties!
April 21, 2024, 8:30 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Eddie Redmayne and Gayle Rankin be takin' the stage in a Broadway show that be tearin' through the seas like a whirlwind, leavin' no quarter for the old musical from 1966! Aye, 'tis a rip-roarin' good time!
April 21, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis been a dozen moons since the MTV show "Catfish" set sail 'cross the American seas, showin' us all the troubles that come when love and gadgets clash. 'Tis a treacherous journey indeed, beware ye hearties!
April 20, 2024, 4:00 am
"Arrr mateys, whenever I be in the city, I pay a visit," said the scallywag, who be treading the boards in "Uncle Vanya" on Broadway. Aye, me hearties, I be a swashbuckling actor, savvy?"
April 20, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr mateys! The infamous tale of the "Amityville Horror" hath birthed over 45 followin' films. Let us delve into why this cursed name still be hauntin' the seas of horror cinema. Aye, beware the ghostly tales that lurk in the shadows! A-har!
April 19, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This month's treasures be full o' tales of cutthroats, a stranger on the road, a sturdy mason, and aye, much more! Set yer sights on these adventures and ye be in for a jolly good time, mayhaps even find some buried booty along the way! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:05 am
Arr matey! Whether ye be a landlubber or a seafaring buccaneer, our scribes reckon these flicks be worth a gander, even if ye don't intend to set foot in the cinema. Give yer peepers a treat with their tales of adventure and intrigue! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr, me hearties! The films of this scallywag director be all about stickin' together like a crew on a ship. So head to the Film Forum and see for yerself how he keeps the spirit of working-class solidarity alive on the silver screen! Arrr!
April 19, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrrr, mateys! In them flicks like “Little Empty Boxes”, ye find the heart-wrenchin’ tale o’ memory loss mixed with grander societal reckonings. Aye, ‘tis a real tearjerker, but also a ponderous look into our very souls. Yarrr!
April 19, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr mateys, this flick be a bewildering hodgepodge o' imitations! 'Tis not be treasure, but ye can't deny it be a sight to behold! Zack Snyder's creation be a curious beast indeed, aye!
April 18, 2024, 12:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Guy Ritchie's latest be the epitome of a ship movie, yet 'tis not quite a treasure worth seekin'. Set sail elsewhere for a jollier adventure, me mateys!
April 18, 2024, 7:10 am
Arrr mateys! Theda Hammel's uproarious quarantine tale be takin' a sharp cutlass to them white gay swashbucklers, mixin' fact, fiction, and real experiences like a rum-soaked stew. 'Tis a rollickin' good time on the high seas o' comedy!
April 18, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! This swashbucklin' tale o' drug-runnin', wit' Scoot McNairy at th' helm, be as heavy as a barnacle-covered treasure chest. 'Tis a ponderous journey through th' high seas o' crime, me hearties! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 5:08 am
Avast ye scallywags! In this jolly tale of a vampire trapped in a decrepit manor with a motley crew of fools, will there be bloodshed aplenty? Aye, me hearties, you can bet your doubloons on it! Prepare to be entertained, or walk the plank! Arrr!
April 18, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr mateys, Minhal Baig's third feature be tellin' the tale of two lads in a public housing complex in Chicago, as they be escapin' reality by creatin' their own fantastical realms. 'Tis a grand adventure on the silver screen, ye scallywags!
April 18, 2024, 4:03 am
In this grand tale of love and longing, a lonesome swashbuckler of a fashion scribe in Tokyo crosses paths with a sneaky privateer of a body sculptor. Ahoy, me hearties! Will their fates be intertwined, or will they be marooned in solitude forevermore? Aye, only time will tell!
April 17, 2024, 10:00 pm
Arrrr, nearly half a century since its maiden voyage, this classic Black rendition of “The Wizard of Oz” be attemptin' to freshen up its age-old brew. Aye, let's see if they can sprinkle some magic pixie dust on this old sea dog!
April 17, 2024, 10:42 am
Arrr! The scallywags in charge o' the annual New York event have unveiled the lineup for June - tales o' Linda Perry and Avicii bein' showcased on the silver screen. Prepare to set sail on a cinematic adventure, me hearties!
April 17, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr, me hearties! He doth spill the beans on why Lady Jessica be sportin' such a plethora of tattoos on her fair visage, whether young Paul fancies himself the Messiah, and his thoughts on them scurvy Javier Bardem memes. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!
April 16, 2024, 1:26 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the company be makin' many a hit o'er the years, but their treasure chest be lookin' a bit empty. The waters be rough in the world o' entertainment, but they be sailin' on!
April 16, 2024, 8:00 am
Arrr, mateys! Michael Lindsay-Hogg's forgotten tale, the inspiration for Peter Jackson's "Get Back," be settin' sail on Disney+. Be it a hidden treasure or a cursed relic, ye best be keepin' a weather eye on this here documentary! Aye, the rum be flowin'!
April 16, 2024, 6:00 am
Yarrr! The 1933 film with Spencer Tracy be back to its full glory and be shown at the Museum of Modern Art. It be a bit cheeky and mysterious, like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered. Aye, it be a must-see for all ye scallywags!
April 16, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr mateys! The swashbucklin' tale from Alex Garland be endin' with a bangin' sequence in the heart o' the nation's capital. Come ye and see the secrets of how 'twas all done! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
April 15, 2024, 4:16 pm
Arr matey! Avast ye landlubbers! This thrilling tale on Hulu stars Maika Monroe as Clare, a Kansas lass in Los Angeles who be like Dorothy in Oz. Ye best be settlin' in fer a wild ride on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
April 15, 2024, 3:59 pm
Arr matey! Whether ye be a scallywag who only be seein' a film now and then, or a true seadog who watches 'em all, our critics reckon these pictures be worth learnin' 'bout, even if ye don't intend to lay eyes on 'em. Aye, tis true!
April 14, 2024, 11:31 am
Avast ye scallywags! Alex Garland's moving picture, featuring the fair maiden Kirsten Dunst, be besting "Godzilla x Kong" at the box office with a hefty sum of $25.7 million in gold doubloons on its maiden voyage in North America! Arrr, what a swashbuckling success!
April 14, 2024, 11:26 am
Arrr mateys! 'Tis said that the Duke of Sussex did battle in a match in South Florida on Friday, a mere day after the decree that he be embarking on a new Netflix venture relating to the noble sport of polo. Avast, me hearties!
April 14, 2024, 4:04 am
Avast ye scallywags! "Love Lies Bleeding," "Bottoms," and "Drive-Away Dolls" be sailin' the high seas of lesbos tales, causin' mischief and mayhem wherever they roam. Join their crew for a rollickin' adventure filled with swashbucklin' shenanigans!
April 14, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Dan Lin, the scurvy dog in charge of the moving pictures at the streaming service, be aimin' to fill our silver screens with a bounty of films to tickle the fancy of all ye scallywags aboard the ship. Aye, me eyes be eagerly awaitin'!
April 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, them scurvy dogs be usin' contraptions called machine-learnin' to fix up old films for the fancy home videos. But alas, some landlubbers be squawkin' like parrots about the changes. Avast ye, can't please everyone in this digital age!
April 12, 2024, 6:33 pm
Yarrr, the lass be makin' moving pictures o' her mate Francis Ford Coppola's grand tales o' war and her daughter Sofia Coppola's tragic tales o' love. She then be writin' down their adventures in parchment scrolls. Aye, a talented scribe she be!
April 12, 2024, 11:23 am
Arrr, Norm Macdonald and Jay Leno be prattlin' on about them double homicides so much, ye'd think they were tryin' to solve the mystery themselves! David Letterman be standin' out like a landlubber for not joinin' in on the japes. Har, har!
April 12, 2024, 10:20 am
Avast ye mateys! The French swashbuckler be takin' the stage at Film Forum, showin' off his cinematic treasures from the days of yore. 'Twas a time when he captured the hearts of lasses and scallywags alike, settin' sail for cinematic glory! Arrrr!
April 12, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Set sail on this month's fantastical journey through dreams and multiverses. Take a sharp turn at the portals, then reverse course for a bit of time travel shenanigans. Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of sci-fi adventures awaitin' ye!
April 12, 2024, 5:50 am
Arrr mateys, the scallywag Alex Garland be spinnin' a tale from his moving picture! Set yer sights on this here film, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Listen well, ye scurvy dogs, as Garland guides ye through his cinematic masterpiece! Aye, tis a sight to behold!
April 12, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, this moving picture be delvin' into the devious ways o' the merchant and be resemblin' tales of cults! 'Tis a swashbucklin' adventure through the treacherous waters o' retail trickery! Aye, beware the sly tactics and stay sharp, me hearties!
April 12, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr! The ship that Simpson scurried away in while 95 million landlubbers gazed upon their boxes is now on exhibit at the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. Go see it, me hearties, and marvel at the daring escape!
April 12, 2024, 4:04 am
Arr matey! Whether ye be a landlubber just passin' the time or a true connoisseur o' the silver screen, our mateys reckon these films be worth a gander, even if ye don't be plannin' to watch 'em. Aye, prepare to be entertained, me hearties!
April 11, 2024, 5:07 pm
Simpson, a scallywag of the high seas, did dabble in the art of acting whilst still a mighty football star, starring in such swashbuckling tales as "Roots," "The Towering Inferno," and the "Naked Gun" films. A true Renaissance buccaneer, if ye ask me! Arrr!
April 11, 2024, 11:20 am
Arrr, mateys! In Garland's gritty film, a band of scribblers, with the fair maiden Dunst brandishing a camera, sail through a land torn by strife. Avast, 'tis a tale of yonder America battling its own demons!
April 11, 2024, 11:05 am
Arrr, ye scallywags be complainin' 'bout the museum not givin' them Jewish pioneers their due! Well, I say we hoist the Jolly Roger and make 'em walk the plank for ignorin' such important booty in the history of the film industry!
April 11, 2024, 10:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Take a gander at George A. Romero's swashbucklin' film, a true treasure in the realm of horror flicks! It be gettin' a grand revival on the big screen, sure to shiver yer timbers and give ye a good fright! Aye, 'tis a must-see fer all ye landlubbers!
April 11, 2024, 8:30 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge have revealed a grand selection of moving pictures from the likes of Yorgos Lanthimos, David Cronenberg, and Paul Schrader. Get ready to set sail on a cinematic adventure like no other! Aye, aye, captain!
April 11, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Aye, ere his play hit the stage, the scallywag scribe be in hot water o'er his tale of a splittin' America, with Texas and California joinin' forces. Yarrr, be the critics walkin' the plank o'er this controversy!
April 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Four bewhiskered scallywags, Jesse Eisenberg and Riley Keough among 'em, be donning fantastical guises in this delightfully daft flick. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Aye, a rollicking good time awaits ye!
April 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey, this flick be like a ship without a compass! Aye, 'tis a tale of tunes and sorrow that be lackin' in direction. 'Tis like a scurvy dog with no teeth, all bark and no bite! Shiver me timbers!
April 11, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, in a far-off land called Pakistan, there be a tale of a lass and her kin, surrounded by scurvy dogs. The yarn be twistin' from reality to adventure, leadin' to heart-racin' escapades. Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!
April 10, 2024, 10:51 am
Arr matey, the captain Alexandria Bombach was blessed by the musician Amy Ray's treasure trove of knowledge in this heartwarming tale on the silver screen. Aye, 'twas a grand adventure indeed!
April 10, 2024, 4:02 am
"Arrr, "Sasquatch Sunset" be showin' them creatures in their natural habitat! We be havin' more questions than a parrot have feathers, but fear not, the crew be spillin' all the secrets like a barrel o' rum at a pirate's feast."
April 9, 2024, 4:33 pm
Arrr matey! The captain Mehmet Ergen be sayin' that art be crucial fer stirrin' up social change, aye! Everything be political on this ship, from the paintin's on the wall to the rum in our bellies. Aye, let's make some waves, me hearties!
April 9, 2024, 8:03 am
Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The plague be takin' a toll on the city centers and cultural haunts. What be the fate of Los Angeles, whose very heart be relyin' on the arts to keep the rum flowin' and the jolly rogers flyin'? Aye, tis a conundrum indeed!
April 8, 2024, 3:23 pm
Arrr matey, in the latest series and in five afore movies, the scallywag be a blank parchment for explorin' the morals and worries of the age. Aye, a true treasure trove for them landlubbers seekin' wisdom and learnin' on the silver screen!
April 8, 2024, 6:07 am
In the latest moving picture, "Scoop," now available for viewing on the Netflix, Rufus Sewell portrays the hapless nobleman stumbling through a recent parley with the BBC in the year of our Lord 2019. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
April 8, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on these treasures from the high seas of entertainment - four picks that show the cunning ways of the con! From moving pictures to audio tales, these be the finest loot for any scallywag worth their salt! Aye, beware the swindlers!
April 6, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! The "Star Trek" scallywag and scribbler of the new younglings' tome "My Lost Freedom" be all about the grog of green tea and the scurvy-fighting antioxidants. "I drink it every day, from dawn 'til dusk. I be a addict," he confesses.
April 5, 2024, 5:25 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywag Jonathan Glazer made bold remarks 'bout Israel whilst acceptin' his treasure, the Oscar. This drew a letter o' support 'pon his sails, after facin' much criticism from the landlubbers last moon. Aye, the seas be rough, but Glazer sails on!
April 5, 2024, 5:25 pm
Avast ye scallywags! The director Jonathan Glazer be gettin' a letter o' support after makin' remarks 'bout Israel whilst acceptin' his Oscar for "The Zone of Interest." Arrr, methinks he be standin' by his words like a true swashbuckler! Arrr!
April 5, 2024, 2:12 pm
Arrr, Dev Patel be takin' blow after blow as Kid, a scallywag who be plannin' to get revenge for a past slight. The hits be flyin' like cannonballs in this fast-paced tale of woe and redemption. Gather yer crew and set sail for a wild ride on the high seas!
April 5, 2024, 11:42 am
Arrr mateys! This month's treasures be a twisty Argentine tale, a gutting Syrian scroll, a picture show 'bout a queer club in China, and other fine booty. Set sail for adventure and plunder these cinematic treasures! Aye, ye won't be disappointed.
April 5, 2024, 11:27 am
Arrr mateys, this Goran Stolevski scallywag, hailing from the land of North Macedonia and having a taste of the Aussie life, be churning out three swashbuckling films in as many years, each overflowing with untamed passion and reckless abandon. Aye, ye best be keeping an eye on this one!
April 5, 2024, 11:20 am
Arr matey, 'twas a grand sight to see! A scallywag in full sasquatch garb, traipsin' through Central Park like a landlubber lost at sea. 'Twas a publicity stunt fit for a buccaneer's tale, sure to draw in a crowd o' curious landlubbers. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold!
April 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! "Coup de Chance," a treasure of a film, be finally makin' its way to the shores of the United States after makin' a splash in Europe. Ye best be grabbin' yer popcorn and settlin' in for some swashbucklin' entertainment!
April 5, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the scallywag artist be returnin' to his filmmakin' beginnings, takin' a closer gander at the racial hints in Martin Scorsese's treasure, '75 flick. Ye best be preparin' for a new perspective, me hearties!
April 5, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! These two scrolls be tellin' tales of young lads and lasses preparin' for their voyage into the treacherous waters of adulthood. But be warned, the path they tread be laden with obstacles, as different as night and day. Aye, the sea be full of surprises!
April 5, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr mateys, behold the debut of "Monkey Man" by Dev Patel, a swashbucklin' tale of the high seas! The lad be takin' on roles fit for a scallywag, joinin' the ranks of performers known for their dramatic prowess. Aye, a fine addition to our crew!
April 3, 2024, 11:53 am
Arrr matey, his clever "moving pictures" be inspirin' a slew o' young scallywags, even them who made Wallace and Gromit! Aye, he be a pioneer in the art o' makin' things move like magic on the screen!
April 3, 2024, 11:32 am
Arrr, me hearties! This year's fest be full of fancy art-house flicks, but fear not, there be treasures among 'em where wee scallywags and old sea dogs be fightin' their inner child. Aye, 'tis worth a sail!
April 3, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr matey! Twenty-five years hence, this lass be still holdin' true to the ideals of her most famous character from "10 Things I Hate About You." Aye, she be standin' out among the young stars of our time, aye!
April 3, 2024, 10:35 am
Arrr, Judith Godrèche be claimin' that the scurvy dogs in the French movie industry be treatin' children and lasses poorly. But now, it seems that the land lubbers be payin' more attention to her words. Aye, the tides be changin' me hearties!
April 2, 2024, 8:56 am
Arr mateys, ye can be watchin' "Fallout," "Girls State," and a special tale of the dreaded Bluey on the streaming service. Avast ye, sit back and enjoy the entertainment from the comfort of yer own ship! Aye, 'tis a fine time to be a pirate indeed!
April 1, 2024, 12:56 pm
Arrr, that lass be awarded a Golden Globe in 1954 fer bein' a risin' star o' the silver screen! She sailed alongside the likes o' Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Paul Newman in her movin' pictures. Aye, she be a true treasure worth watchin'!
April 1, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, this latest tale in the Monsterverse be full of chaos and calamity, with nary a thought for the poor souls who meet their fate! 'Tis a spectacle of mayhem and madness, me hearties! Yarrr!
April 1, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, Vera Drew be mixin' the Batman scallywag with a tale of a trans lad comin' of age. When the swashbucklers at Warner Bros. got wind o' it, the filmmaker be sweatin' like a landlubber walkin' the plank. What be the next move in this epic saga, ye reckon? Heave ho!
March 29, 2024, 4:44 pm
Yarr, bein' raised by a fiery rebel of the McCarthy era, the producer and journalist Hannah Weinstein, she did follow her mother's swashbucklin' path into the realm o' moving pictures and television, advocatin' fer causes and takin' bold action on the high seas.
March 29, 2024, 2:16 pm
Yarr matey, the scallywag's talent be as vast as the seven seas! From swashbucklin' in "Roots," to sailin' as a gentleman in "An Officer and a Gentleman," and even throwin' punches in "Diggstown," he be a true pirate of the stage! Aye!
March 29, 2024, 11:39 am
Arrr matey, his actin' as a drill master won him the precious Oscar for supportin' role. He be the pioneer of Black performers to claim such a treasure in that category. Aye, he be settin' sail for greatness!
March 29, 2024, 11:20 am
Avast ye mateys! This month's treasures be Ethan Coen's tale of a rock 'n' roll legend, Frederick Wiseman's journey through gourmet delights, and a scorching look at the affliction known as PTSD. Hoist the sails and set course for adventure! Arrrgh!
March 29, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, when moving pictures be filmed in Thomasville, Ga., it be bringin' in famous folk and plenty o' gold. But these incentives be plunderin' the state's coffers o' billions. Aye, be a fine mess we be in!
March 29, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye mateys! This month's tales be filled with fanatic preachers, bold scallywags who invade homes, and unsightly attention seekers. 'Tis sure to make ye shiver in yer timbers! Grab yer popcorn and prepare for a spooktacular adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
March 29, 2024, 4:03 am
Diane Thomas be a humble wench servin' grog when she struck gold with a tale fit fer the silver screen. But alas! The fairytale be cursed with a tragic finale.
March 28, 2024, 8:00 pm
Arrr, matey! Will the Who's tale of a lad scarred by woe strike gold once more? Aye, 'tis a tune that be sure to make yer peg leg tap and yer parrot squawk with delight! Let's set sail on this musical adventure, me hearties!
March 28, 2024, 3:25 pm
In 'er newest tale o' adventure on th' silver screen, th' Italian helmswoman Alice Rohrwacher spins a yarn 'bout a swashbuckler diggin' fer treasure, portrayed by th' dashing scallywag Josh O'Connor, who be yearnin' fer a love lost to th' depths o' th' sea. Aye, a cinematic feast fer th' eyes!
March 28, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, the newest addition to the Warner Bros. Monsterverse be lackin' in the creativity department, ye scallywags! 'Tis as weak as a landlubber's grog! Me parrot could come up with a better storyline while squawkin' on me shoulder! Aye!
March 28, 2024, 10:41 am
Arrr mateys! This here documentary by Nicolas Philibert be sailin' on the high seas of Paris, followin' the adventures of nameless patients and their hearty caretakers aboard a grand houseboat. Watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of healthcare with wit and charm!
March 28, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, Olivia Colman and Jessie Buckley be bringin' much mirth to this yarn of defamation and foul language. 'Tis a strange and rib-ticklin' tale they be tellin', me hearties! Ye best be settin' sail to witness this comedic spectacle!
March 28, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr mateys! Tessa Thompson be as still and luminous as a treasure chest in this tale o' loneliness after the Black Plague. Directed by none other than Steve Buscemi, this be a film ye'd be wantin' to set yer eyes on, arr!
March 27, 2024, 1:09 pm
Avast ye scallywags! If ye possess six doubloons and crave for adventure, set sail for this streaming service for some daring fringe programming. Aye, 'tis sure to shiver yer timbers!
March 27, 2024, 11:50 am
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Oscar-winnin' director be joinin' Fox News' crew, alongside the likes of Kevin Costner, Rob Lowe, and Dan Aykroyd. 'Tis a fine addition to our roster of scallywags and scoundrels! Aye, 'tis a grand sight to behold!
March 26, 2024, 10:02 am
Arr mateys! This new frightful tale "Late Night With the Devil" be not the only instance of late-night hosts, shows, and scenes making an appearance on the silver screen. 'Tis a trend as common as finding treasure on the high seas!
March 26, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis be a tale told by Dan Reed, a scallywag of a filmmaker, 'bout the devilish deeds of parents takin' on Jones in the court o' law. Learn ye a lesson 'bout them treacherous conspiracy theories along the way, ye scurvy dogs!
March 25, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This revival be like a treasure map leading to a hidden chest of gold! 'Tis a reimagined version o' the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical from '93, based on a Billy Wilder film from '50. Set sail to London to witness this swashbucklin' adventure! Aye, aye, matey!
March 23, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, mateys! He be still battlin' his childhood demons, but through his shanty's memory, he be seein' a tale of triumph over darkness by turnin' to the bright side. Aye, the sun be shinin' on his troubled seas!
March 23, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Them scallywags makin' moving pictures have taken to creatin' whole new tongues based on the scribblin's of Frank Herbert in '65! They be craftin' words and rules fit for a parrot's ear, arrr!
March 22, 2024, 2:44 pm
Avast ye scallywags! Jake Gyllenhaal be playin' a swashbucklin' pro fighter turn'd bouncer at a juke joint in the Florida Keys, takin' on Patrick Swayze's role in the original. Arrr, 'tis sure to be a rollickin' good time on the silver screen!
March 22, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, this month's plunder be filled with tales of vengeful brethren, ghostly apparitions, and other such spooky adventures. Ye best be prepared to shiver yer timbers and clutch yer doubloons tight as ye sail through these treacherous waters!
March 22, 2024, 4:05 am
"Arrr, 'Art Talent Show' be tellin' the tale o' young scallywags seekin' entry to a fancy Czech academy. 'Tis a jest at the modern artsy world, yet a nod of respect to those who dare to chase their dreams on the high seas of creativity."
March 22, 2024, 4:05 am
"Arrr mateys, 'West Indies: The Fugitive Slaves of Liberty,' a 1979 African flick, be gainin' a loyal crew o' fans. 'Tis now bein' restored t' its former glory. Set sail fer a jolly good time watchin' this musical on the high seas!"
March 21, 2024, 5:32 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas with the melodious Harry Belafonte that she sailed the high seas of civil rights, plunderin' injustice and singin' songs of freedom. Aye, they be a pair of swashbucklin' troublemakers, raisin' the Jolly Roger of equality in the 1960s! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 10:36 am
Avast ye scallywags! In Radu Jude’s rollicking film set in Bucharest, a feisty gofer named Angela navigates the tumultuous waters of her homeland with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass. Prepare to be entertained as she unravels the mysteries of her land! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 10:05 am
Arrr mateys, Radu Jude be mixin' art, literature, advertisin' and social media like a rum-soaked stew on a rowdy pirate ship! And don't forget the dirty jokes, they be the salt in his cinematic sea! Aye, aye, aye!
March 21, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! This here documentary on the "Star Trek" actor boldly ventures where many a profile flick hath ventured afore. 'Tis a tale of grand adventures and intergalactic shenanigans that'll shiver yer timbers and tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!
March 21, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, this Australian noir be as murky as Davy Jones' locker, but fear not, for Simon Baker be breathin' life into this tale like a ghostly specter. Aye, 'tis worth settin' sail for this eerie adventure, me hearties!
March 21, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, this tale be as dull as watchin' paint dry on me ship's hull! 'Tis more concerned with the image of Shirley Chisholm than the deeds she did. Give me a swashbucklin' adventure any day, matey!
March 21, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This here film be about a land of witchcraft and dark arts, where a cursed show be bringing terror upon all who dare watch. 'Tis a tale of dread and woe, sure to shiver yer timbers and chill ye to the bone! Aye, beware!
March 21, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey, the lass be playin' a young nun in this tale of thrills and horrors. By the end, she be causin' chaos in her holy abode. Aye, 'tis quite the scandalous plot twist for a pious maiden!
March 21, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye landlubbers! This bloated addition to the series be a jolly good mix of tomfoolery and balderdash. Aye, 'tis a right hodgepodge of nonsense that'll have ye chuckling like a drunken seadog. Arrr!
March 20, 2024, 11:28 am
Avast ye, me hearties! This month we be recommendin' ye watchin' crime thrillers, a swashbucklin' slasher, and a documentary on a rare Beatles blunder on yer streaming services. 'Tis sure to keep ye entertained on the high seas of entertainment! Arrr!
March 19, 2024, 8:30 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a tale of a lass with teeth as sharp as a cutlass, now turned into a merry jig on the silver screen. Arrr, 'tis a strange twist that'll have ye plundering for more!
March 19, 2024, 6:05 pm
Arrr, Grace Jabbari be claimin' that Majors, the swashbucklin' Marvel actor, be showin' his violent side. But fear not, for Majors be preparin' a grand counterattack, says his trusty lawyer. Let's see which scallywag comes out on top in this battle o' the seas!
March 19, 2024, 5:14 pm
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Jonathan Glazer be walkin' the plank fer his foul tongue! The scurvy dog dared to make critical remarks 'bout Israel while acceptin' his Oscar for a film 'bout the Holocaust. Arrr, he be needin' a taste of the cat o' nine tails!
March 19, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, that jolly comic be as busy as a ship full of scallywags on a plundering spree! With a special show and hosting duty on the 'S.N.L.' program, he and his mateys jest, "We be makin' TV like hard-workin' immigrants, always toilin' away!"
March 19, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Michel Gondry's fantastical tale o' love be a wonder to behold in 2004, and its message be as true as a pirate's treasure map in this age o' social media. It be a film worth watchin', by Blackbeard's beard!
March 18, 2024, 5:33 pm
Arrr, he be drawin' on his own tormentin' trials with a stammer in depictin' King George VI’s battles to conquer his hindrance and rouse Britain in the great World War II. Yarrr, aye, 'twas a tale of triumph over adversity, me hearties!
March 18, 2024, 1:59 pm
Arrr, with CinemaScore, he be a bold buccaneer, forging a path by trustin' the words of the common folk over them snooty critics. Aye, he be makin' waves in the treacherous sea of showbiz!
March 18, 2024, 8:08 am
Arrr mateys! A tale be told of Stormy Daniels, a lass caught in a whirlwind of fame, folly, and a scurvy former president's legal rumblings. 'Tis a saga of scandal and strife that be turnin' her life upside down! Aye, ye be watchin' this documentary, ye scallywags!
March 18, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr matey! The scallywag singer be askin' Alex Gibney to document the makin' o' his shanties on th' album "Seven Psalms." But alas! The filmmaker be taken aback to discover a musician who be losin' his hearin'. Aye, me hearties, what a twist of fate!
March 18, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! Albert Moya be makin' his abode in a fine 14th-century estate in Florence fit fer both work and relaxation. He be a sly dog, makin' sure every nook and cranny be just right fer his pirate adventures on land!
March 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs Jodie Comer and David Harbour be jumpin' ship into the digital waters for a newfangled adventure in the video game realm. Aye, they be makin' their debut in a remake of the 1992 horror game Alone in the Dark. Arrr!
March 16, 2024, 7:19 am
Arrr, me hearties! Barry Keoghan, Paul Mescal, and Cillian Murphy be three fine Irish swashbucklers who be bringin' a mighty dose o' Irish charm to the world o' entertainment. They be settin' the seas ablaze with their big Irish energy! Aye, they be stealin' hearts left and right!
March 16, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ye may think blockbusters be all about fancy computer witchcraft, but dramas and art-house films be just as reliant on the mystical powers of technology. Don't be taken in by their fancy disguises! Arrr!
March 15, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr matey, the last shanty of the Japanese virtuoso be a tearful reflection on death and fame. Aye, the music be as haunting as a ghost ship on the high seas. Aye, we be all pondering our own legacy as we sail towards Davy Jones' locker.
March 15, 2024, 4:12 pm
Arrr me hearties! This Kobi Libii's jestful comedy, with Justice Smith at the helm, be tryin' to plunder the trope but be leanin' too heavily on the traditions of caped crusaders and lovey-dovey tales. Aye, 'tis a tale worth a chuckle or two, but beware of the clichés! Aharrr!
March 15, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The theater chain and the entertainment scallywags be joinin' forces for a five-day festival of ancient fright films in 40 cities. Aye, they be makin' up for the lack of new pictures with this grand spectacle! Aye, buckle yer swashes and come join the fun!
March 15, 2024, 10:45 am
Arr, ye scallywags! The silent flick "The Callahans and the Murphys" be walkin' the plank after a hullabaloo o'er stereotypin'. But fear not, me hearties! What transpired next be a sight to behold for this old sea dog o' films!
March 15, 2024, 10:38 am
Arrr mateys! Feast yer eyes upon Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Martin Scorsese, Billie Eilish, Emma Stone and more swashbucklin' stars in candid scenes ye may have overlooked. 'Tis a treasure trove of hidden gems for yer entertainment pleasure! Aye, me hearties!
March 15, 2024, 10:36 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! The MoMA be showin' a series of moving pictures that be stretchin' the limits of cinema. These flicks be bringin' joy and confusion to all who set eyes upon 'em. Shiver me timbers, it be a sight to behold!
March 15, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, these moving pictures be makin' us feel like we're hearin' tales straight from the sea dogs themselves. But beware mateys, for we may not be seein' the whole treasure map! Aye, 'tis a clever trick they play on us scallywags!
March 15, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey! Avast ye! What be in the $24.99 treasure chest, ye may ask? Lindsay Moyer, a wise nutritionist, doth inspect the loot within the movie-snack “vessel.” Ye may find some golden nuggets or perhaps some salty sea biscuits, who knows!
March 15, 2024, 2:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of love and laughter on the high seas of Netflix. Lindsay Lohan, a fair maiden of the written word, finds her heart a-flutter when her romantic dreams come true. But lo and behold, Ed Speleers appears in a crimson chariot, causing quite the stir! Aye, me eyes be glued to the screen for this swashbucklin' adventure! Arrr!
March 14, 2024, 8:58 pm
Arr matey! In this tale of romance starring Zach Braff and Vanessa Hudgens, a bloke from New York sets sail to Quebec City with his French Canadian lass. 'Tis sure to be a jolly ol' time filled with tomfoolery and capers aplenty! Arrr!
March 13, 2024, 11:18 am
Arrr, the swashbucklin' scribe and director of "The American Society of Magical Negroes" be craftin' a satire sure to stir the seas. He be takin' on the naysayers with a witty rejoinder, showin' he be no scallywag to be trifled with!
March 13, 2024, 9:48 am
Arrr mateys, afore we be honorin' the fallen souls of the year gone by, we be showin' a clip of the Russian scallywag opposin' leader as a grand entrance to the tale. Aye, 'tis a fine way to start the show!
March 13, 2024, 9:28 am
Arrr, the scurvy-ridden magazine be celebratin' havin' the famous and the fame-adjacent aboard, boastin' of throwin' the grand party 30 times o'er the years. Aye, 'tis a fine accomplishment, me hearties!
March 12, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Feast yer eyes on Dawn Baillie's grand posters for tales of swashbucklin' adventures and heart-swellin' dramas at the Poster House in Manhattan. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Make haste and bask in the glory of her artistry! Arrr!
March 12, 2024, 12:41 am
Arrr, here be the grand tally of plunderers who be takin' home the gold at the 96th Academy Awards! These scallywags be stealin' the show and winnin' all the booty. Aye, 'twas a night to remember on the silver seas!
March 11, 2024, 7:48 pm
Arr, listen mateys! The choreographer Mandy Moore took inspiration from Ryan Gosling and Greta Gerwig to craft a jolly dance in mere days. Aye, she be a swashbuckling lass with a talent for creating entertainment that pleases the masses!
March 11, 2024, 7:09 pm
Arrr mateys, t' ABC's tellin' o' t' 96th Academy Awards on Sunday be attractin' a crowd o' 19.5 million scallywags, as reported by Nielsen. Aye, 'twas a grand spectacle fer t' landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Aye, me hearties!
March 11, 2024, 5:55 pm
Arrr, the scallywag star, with a wink in his eye, declared “Oppenheimer” the victor of best picture, leaving many landlubbers in shock. Aye, the show’s captains begged him not to reveal the other contenders. Ahoy, the suspense be killin'!
March 11, 2024, 4:20 pm
"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Oppenheimer' be not be the first time he's tread the boards as a physicist. In 'Sunshine,' '28 Days Later' and more, ye can see just how vast his acting seas be. Aye, he be a true treasure of the silver screen!"
March 11, 2024, 3:57 pm
Arrr, the shanty penned by Eilish and her kin, Finneas O'Connell, be their second treasure in the category. May they continue to plunder the music seas with their talents and swashbuckling harmonies! Aye, me hearties!
March 11, 2024, 11:58 am
Yarrr, with 'er fancy lineage, wealthy mates, and famous companions, she be livin' like a true swashbuckler of high society. Aye, she be the picture of luxury and elegance, sailin' the high seas of international social circles with grace and style!
March 11, 2024, 11:56 am
Arrr, me hearties! The crimson plank at the Academy Awards be adorned with fancy garb fit fer kings and queens. Some swashbucklers be dressed to impress, while others be walkin' the plank in outfits more foul than a bilge rat's breath. Ahoy, what a sight to behold!
March 11, 2024, 11:34 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! For those who couldn't make it to the festivities, fear not! Ye can still spy on the victorious scoundrels from the comforts of yer own quarters. Take heed of this map to uncover the prize-takers. Fair winds to ye!
March 11, 2024, 4:57 am
On a calm and steady night at sea, the crew's spirits soared high, be it the thrill of "I'm Just Ken" or the heartfelt sentiments shared by Rita Moreno with America Ferrera. Verily, 'twas a tale worth retelling at the next port o' call! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, in the moving pictures and on the glowing box, he be a symbol of advancement in culture. But then he be wearin' thin like an old rag, a tired cliche. And now he be gone like a ship in the night. Yet why be we yearnin' for his return? Aye, that be a mystery indeed! Arrr!
March 11, 2024, 1:14 am
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Oppenheimer' plundered seven Oscars, 'Poor Things' swiped four, and 'Barbie' managed to snatch just one measly prize for a shanty. The rumblings of the Israel-Hamas skirmish echoed throughout the land as we gathered fer the grand ceremony."
March 9, 2024, 2:36 pm
Arrr, this scallywag be a true scholar of the moving pictures! Roger Ebert himself dubbed him as the finest scribbler of the silver screen. Aye, he be knowin' his way around the cinema like a pirate knows his way 'round a treasure map!
March 9, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye Academy scallywags! Me heart be heavy with the grievous oversights of passin' up "Brokeback Mountain" and forgettin' the talented Amy Adams in "Arrival." 'Tis a scandalous affair that still rankles me to this very day! Arrr!
March 9, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, we be asking the scallywags in Culture and Books about the snubs from years gone by that still be gnawin' at 'em, and by Blackbeard's beard, did they be havin' a tale or two to spin!
March 8, 2024, 5:30 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Kyle Buchanan be spillin' the beans on why ye need stamina like a scurvy dog durin' the Hollywood awards season. He be tellin' tales of how he sets sail to interview them media-shy and media-savvy celebrities. Aye, he be a crafty one, that Kyle Buchanan!
March 8, 2024, 2:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The Oscars be upon us this Sunday, aye. 'Twas a whirlwind o' awards season, with Barbies and biopics aplenty. As we sail towards the final hurrah, let's put yer knowledge to the test, me buckos! Aye, may the best pirate win!
March 8, 2024, 2:38 pm
Avast ye, Greta Gerwig! Ye be not sailin' solo in these treacherous waters. The scurvy academy be givin' these fine films and artists the ol' heave-ho! Arrr, we still be scratchin' our heads in disbelief at their foolhardy decisions. Aye, the plunderin' continues!
March 8, 2024, 11:11 am
Arrr! Me hearties, this month's treasures be a tale o' growin' up in Quebec, a spyin' on Tunisian drama, a steamy French flick 'bout a strip joint, and other booty worth plunderin' from the silver screen! Aye, me parrot concurs! Hoist the sails and set course for the cinema!
March 8, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! "Woodstock" be a tale of filmmakers who be makin' a splash at this year's awards ceremony. 'Tis a sure bet they be swabbin' the decks with their talent and makin' all the landlubbers jealous!
March 8, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, at this year's ceremony, ye be findin' a shift in the wind with a newfangled airtime and a peculiar presenter to boot. Aye, 'tis sure to be an adventure on the high seas of entertainment!
March 8, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, three days afore the 2003 ceremony, the scallywag United States raided Iraq! Despite pleas to delay the awards, the academy forged ahead with a night filled with politics and madness. Aye, 'twas a cursed evening indeed!
March 7, 2024, 7:00 pm
Arrr, beware mateys! A ghostly companion be causin' mischief in this cursed abode! Beware the spectral scallywag as ye navigate these haunted halls. Avast ye, be prepared for a frightful tale of spooks and specters! Aye, this be no place for the faint o' heart!
March 7, 2024, 12:07 pm
Arrr matey! This here documentary be delving into the mind struggles of seafaring spacemen as they venture to the distant lands of Mars. Will they conquer the depths of their souls or be doomed to walk the plank of insanity? Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey indeed!
March 7, 2024, 11:58 am
Arrr, the lasses be serenadin' with tunes from the Indigo Wenches, settin' the stage fer a bloomin' romance fit fer a Broadway stage. Mayhap they'll be dancin' the hornpipe together afore the night be through!
March 7, 2024, 11:31 am
Arrr, he be a scallywag peddlin' his wares in the streets, when the Safdie brothers took pity on him and threw him in their moving pictures. The landlubbers sang his praises, but his wild ways scuppered his chances at a successful acting career, ye see.
March 7, 2024, 10:45 am
Arrr, Nolan's wee film "Larceny" be kept hidden like a pirate's treasure map since 1996. With the captain set to claim his first Oscar, the scallywags on deck be keepin' mum to keep the mystery alive. Aye, a hidden gem indeed!
March 7, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, the scallywags be pointin' at the armorer in the picture, claimin' she be bringin' the live rounds. But her scurvy lawyers be tryin' to shift the focus to the movie's main gunpowder provider. Aye, 'tis a right ol' pirate's tale indeed!
March 7, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The wench Ellen Mirojnick, be up for her first Oscar fer “Oppenheimer,” be the mastermind behind the threads o' the most legendary films o' the ’80s and ’90s. She be a seamstress fit fer a pirate queen, aye!
March 7, 2024, 4:04 am
Avast ye landlubbers! "Oppenheimer" be the finest picture to set yer eyes on, but the lasses be locked in a fierce battle for best actress! Our wise scholar foretells who shall be takin' home the gold on the Sabbath! Arrrr!
March 7, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr matey! In this newfangled tale o' shadows, the trusty wench takes on the role o' a solitary soul from a wee village, caught off guard by the sudden appearance o' a enigmatic wanderer. Aye, 'tis a tale sure to keep ye on yer toes! Arrr!
March 6, 2024, 4:15 pm
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of the Los Angeles police be addin' more o' their crew to keep watch over the Academy Awards, fearin' a ruckus over the Israel-Hamas skirmish. Avast ye, let's hope no one be causin' a mutiny on the red carpet!
March 6, 2024, 3:38 pm
Arrr mateys, the Academy o' Motion Picture Arts and Sciences be revealin' a new plunder at the Dolby Theater - a bold red rug! Last year's champagne treasure be a surprise, but this year they be makin' a splash with this fiery addition. Aye, a feast for the eyes indeed!
March 6, 2024, 12:48 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag who portrays the villainous emperor in the latest flick actually breathed life into a tale afore. Do ye recall "Weapon of Choice"? Aye, that be the one where he showcased his swashbuckling skills! A true legend of the silver screen, he be! Aharrr!
March 6, 2024, 11:00 am
Arrr mateys, in this rollicking tale of misadventure helmed by Peter Farrelly, three scallywags be usin' the same make-believe mate to wriggle out of troublesome situations. Aye, 'tis a jape fit for the high seas, guaranteed to tickle yer funny bone!
March 6, 2024, 9:00 am
Arrr, mateys! In the spring of 2025, the infamous Kenny Leon be settin' course to direct a grand revival of Shakespeare's tragic tale! Ye best be ready to witness a crew of starry scallywags bringin' this classic to life on the stage! Aye, 'twill be a sight to behold!
March 6, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The Oscars be full of flicks based on true events and famous scallywags. But how much sway should they have on the final booty? Should we let the subjects rule the seas, or should we sail our own course? Aye, 'tis a conundrum, me mateys!
March 5, 2024, 2:08 pm
Arrr mateys, there be a tale of a documentary about lost booty, where one of its scallywag directors be gettin' up close and personal with the treasure! 'Tis a tale worth tellin', full of twists and turns worthy of a pirate's booty! Aye!
March 5, 2024, 4:05 am
Arrr, me hearties! The captains o' these moving pictures be takin' us on a grand tour of their finest moments on the silver screen. 'Tis a treasure trove of Academy Award nods that'll have ye laughin', cryin', and singin' shanties all in one go!
March 5, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, the scallywags behind "Hundreds of Beavers" be sailin' the high seas o' the country, showin' their flick to landlubbers far 'n wide. The star critters even be makin' a grand appearance at these rowdy viewin's. Aye, a good time be had by all!
March 4, 2024, 3:16 pm
Arr mateys, in a time of scarce booty and lost jobs, the tech-savvy scallywags commandeered the latest installment of the sci-fi epic by Denis Villeneuve, taking control of the cinemas like a band of plundering pirates! Arr!
March 4, 2024, 2:22 pm
Arr matey! Greta Gerwig, the swashbucklin' co-writer and director of "Barbie," spins a tale of musical mischief. Ryan Gosling takes to the stage, belting out the ditty "I'm Just Ken." Aye, a rollickin' good time to be had by all!
March 4, 2024, 10:39 am
Arr matey! Michael R. Jackson be turnin' that darkly comic horror film into a musical. But can a lass with teeth in her nether regions carry a tune? Yarrr, we be waitin' with bated breath to find out!
March 4, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr matey, the swashbucklers of Hollywood be dancin' up a storm, yet they be forgotten when it comes to claimin' their rightful booty at the awards. Aye, those scallywags be needin' to give credit where it's due!
March 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye be knowin' the hosts who must entertain the landlubbers at the ceremony and the scallywags watchin' from afar. The presenters be as fickle as the wind, changin' their minds quicker than a ship changin' course. 'Tis no wonder the whole affair be as awkward as a parrot tryin' to speak proper English!
March 3, 2024, 4:00 pm
Arrr, as a young lass, she weathered the brutal seas of Hollywood, facing the treacherous treatment of women. Now, she be showin' her mettle and fortitude for all to see. Yarrr, a true swashbuckler she be!
March 3, 2024, 7:02 am
Arrrr, the fair maiden Justine Triet be tellin' a tale from her swashbucklin' film that be seekin' treasure at the Oscars. Set yer eyes on her as she spins a yarn fit for the silver screen, mateys! Aye, 'tis a tale worth hearin'!
March 3, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrrrr! Ye may find yerself chucklin' at the risque mishap, aye, a true blast from the past when bizarre film keepsakes lurked in every scullery! Aye, me hearties, tis a sight to behold, a reminder of the strange times of yore!
March 3, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis with great dismay that I must report on Adam Sandler's latest moving picture on the Netflix. 'Tis as odd as a three-legged parrot, as middling as a ship lost at sea, and as expensive as a chest full of stolen doubloons. History be repeatin' itself like a cursed ghost ship. Arrr!
March 3, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, be there a jolly moral melody that rings true? These moving pictures be playin' with sounds and silence like a scallywag with a cutlass! 'Tis a puzzle that be makin' us ponder what it truly means to be human, arrr!
March 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, the films "Barbie" and "Poor Things" be as different as night and day, but their leading ladies be embarkin' on similar adventures across the silver screen. Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed, fit for even the saltiest of pirates to enjoy! Aharrr!
March 1, 2024, 3:36 pm
The scallywag captured tales of savage natives, rebellious landlubbers, and battles in faraway lands. His moving pictures showcased bravery and heartache in "Extremities" and "The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez." Aye, a fine storyteller he be!
March 1, 2024, 12:30 pm
Arrr mateys! This month's treacherous tales be filled with a distressed landlubber, a gourd-headed beast, and a peg-legged lunatic! Set sail on the high seas of streaming for a spine-tingling adventure, if ye dare! Aye, beware the pumpkin-headed scallywag!
March 1, 2024, 10:03 am
Arr, to keep their swashbucklin' legend alive for the wee ones, he toiled on the ditty "War Be Over! Inspired by the Melodies of John & Yoko." Now it be settin' sail for an Oscar plunder! Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in our favor, me hearties!
March 1, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! Ye can now feast yer eyes on the likes of “Road House” remake, “Palm Royale” and “The Regime” on the digital seas, savvy? Get ye grog ready and prepare for a jolly good time with these fine moving pictures! Arrr!
March 1, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Jodorowsky's Dune' be tellin' the tale of a bold captain's quest to bring his fantastical vision to the silver screen, with stars like Mick Jagger and Gloria Swanson aboard his crew. Aye, 'twould have been a grand adventure indeed!
February 29, 2024, 5:24 pm
Arr, me hearties! The scuttlebutt be that Lewis be talkin' 'bout his time sailin' with Larry David on the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ship. Aye, he be spoutin' off plenty o' good jests and japes as they navigated the treacherous waters o' show business together.
February 29, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr, the scurvy actor be settlin' down in a spot he once fought. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a tale of landlubber turned land-lover. From resistin' to restin', he be makin' his mark on the land like a true swashbuckler. Aye, the sea be callin', but home be where the heart be.
February 29, 2024, 6:28 am
Avast ye mateys! This tale be about a brave lass and her wee lassie, seeking shelter in the land of Australia. 'Tis a fine yarn indeed, filled with heart and courage. Set yer sights on this film from Noora Niasari, me hearties!
February 29, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr mateys! This month's plunder be full o' tales of broken kin, family feuds, and generational woes. Join me crew as we sail through the heart o' these family sagas, arrr!
February 29, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr matey! Julio Torres' debut film be a swashbucklin' tale o' social woe, with the fancy trimmin's of a Gondry romance. 'Tis a film fit for a night o' pillagin' and plunderin'! Aye, me hearties, prepare to be entertained!
February 29, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye landlubbers! The treasures known as Jerry Seinfeld's animated tale, James Brown's life story, and the rom-com of Steve Martin and Meryl Streep be walkin' the plank from the streaming service. Batten down the hatches and catch 'em before they be gone for good! Arrr!
February 29, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys! A treasure trove of moving pictures be on display at this year's festival in New York. From animated tales to serious dramas, even the little scallywags can cast their votes for the finest loot. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time indeed!
February 29, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya be a handsome duo in Denis Villeneuve's latest flick, and they be clickin' like two pieces o' a well-oiled ship. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
February 29, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr mateys, Adam Sandler and Carey Mulligan be sailin' through the stars in a bewildering Netflix flop 'bout a bloke gallivantin' in the heavens. 'Tis a tale as confusin' as navigatin' through a storm without a compass! Aye, a true misadventure o' cosmic proportions!
February 28, 2024, 5:27 pm
Yarrr mateys, this lass be a link to France's first golden age of moving pictures! Her 1947 film caused a mighty scandal in France and was forbidden in Britain for years. Aye, she be a rebel of the silver screen!
February 28, 2024, 4:28 pm
Arrr mateys! In this Netflix sequel, ye'll find the acting cousins Robbie and Stephen Amell once more playin' tough blokes in a land o' chaos and despair! They be showin' off their physical and mental prowess as they sail through the city's grim streets!
February 28, 2024, 3:01 pm
Arrr mateys! The scallywag in charge of the moving pictures for the streamin' ship be swappin' out Scott Stuber with a new swashbuckler for their remake of "Avatar: The Last Airbender." Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the entertainment world!
February 28, 2024, 10:48 am
Arrr mateys, be it the sight of scurvy dogs in steamy scenes or the absence of blabbering politicians, the path to the Oscars be littered with clues about the state of the movin' picture trade. Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage indeed!
February 28, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye mateys! Not all scallywags be needin' a frightful flick that goes to the depths of doom. Here be why a gentler tale of terror can still give ye a good shiver down ye timbers! Arrr!
February 28, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, not every scallywag be needin' a tale o' terror that be sendin' shivers down yer spine. Here be why a gentler fright flick be still makin' ye jump out o' yer britches! Aye, even the mildest o' horrors be givin' a good wallop!
February 27, 2024, 8:35 pm
Arrr matey, this here tale by J.M. Harper doth decry the injustice of using dastardly lyrics as evidence in court. 'Tis a scurvy trick to condemn a man based on a few salty words in a shanty. Let's raise the Jolly Roger and fight for fair trial!
February 27, 2024, 5:50 pm
Arrr, the squabbling and bickering over the winners' prattle at the festival be a clear sign of the divided and tumultuous waters of Germany's culture scene. 'Tis like a ship caught in a whirlpool, tossed about by the angry waves of opinion and discontent. Aye, 'tis a wild ride indeed!
February 27, 2024, 12:09 pm
Arrr mateys! Me hearties be watchin' a jolly video on TikTok that be showin' us the spot where they filmed the movie at Drayton House. 'Tis a fine sight to see, indeed! Gather 'round and set yer eyes on this treasure!
February 27, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said that Jamie Lloyd be bringin' back Lucy Prebble's 2012 play, with Paapa Essiedu and Taylor Russell at the helm. They be sailin' to the Shed after a jolly good run at the National Theater in London town. Aye, 'tis a tale worth tellin'! Arrr!
February 26, 2024, 1:50 pm
Arr, this here be one o' the finest Y.A. tales to ever grace the seas, with a swashbucklin' Coppola film to boot! Now settin' sail for Broadway, the crew be payin' their respects to the mighty S.E. Hinton. Aye, a jolly good time indeed!
February 26, 2024, 1:42 pm
Arr mateys! With "Part Two" making its way to the big screen, they be chattin' 'bout a possible follow-up, the never-ending search for perfection on the silver screen, and them notorious popcorn buckets. Aye, the cinema be full o' surprises! Aarrggghh!
February 25, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr matey! This musical be tellin' the tale of a young scallywag who be jumpin' aboard a mighty train and joinin' a motley crew of entertainers on their grand adventure! Avast ye, 'tis a jolly good time on the high seas of the stage! Aye!
February 24, 2024, 10:08 pm
Arrr! The moving picture be grabbin' the booty prize, with the scallywags Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr. takin' home the solo acting treasures. Lily Gladstone and Da’Vine Joy Randolph be claimin' their own share of the spoils as well. Aye, a fine haul indeed!
February 24, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr mateys, did ye see Lily Gladstone, Cillian Murphy and Margot Robbie sailin' the high seas of fashion? They be leadin' the celebrity fashion brigade with style fit for a pirate king! Aye, they be turnin' heads faster than a cannonball!
February 24, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The treasured 1975 musical be settin' sail back to Broadway this spring, payin' tribute to Black culture with second-line parades and Underground Railroad quilts. Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, me mateys!
February 24, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, the scallywag of a filmmaker claims that Marlon Brando's performance be as rare as a treasure chest full of doubloons. Not a better acting be found on the seven seas, says he. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a bold claim indeed! Aharrr!
February 23, 2024, 4:24 pm
Worried 'bout the fate o' movie-watchin' in the land o' filmmakers, Jason Reitman 'n his crew o' fancy directors be buyin' up the grand Village Theater in Westwood. Aye, they be settin' sail on a new adventure in showin' moving pictures! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 12:45 pm
Arrr matey, "This Be Me … Now: A Love Tale," a film crafted from her newest shanty, be a grand display of the tiresome, never-ceasing, treacherous toil of bein' Jennifer Lopez. Aye, tis a harrrd life for a lass like her!
February 23, 2024, 12:36 pm
Arrr, at a jolly gathering that be sufferin' from a case of mistaken identity, the finest films be showin' us that bein' uncertain be not always a scurvy thing. Aye, me hearties, sometimes not knowin' be the best treasure of all!
February 23, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Jonathan Glazer be tellin' a tale from his dramatic adventure 'pon the high seas of the Holocaust. Set yer sights on this mighty spectacle, but be ready to batten down the hatches for a whirlwind of emotions! Aye, me timbers be shivering!
February 23, 2024, 11:38 am
Arrr, mateys! Jonathan Glazer be tellin' a tale from his grand film about the Holocaust, aye, a fancy name for a dramatic adventure on the high seas. Will he be takin' home the shiny gold treasure, or will he walk the plank? Aye, only time will tell!
February 23, 2024, 10:00 am
Arr matey, this month's treasures be filled with sorrowful fathers, mountainous tales, and other such booty. Set yer sights on these fine reads and let yerself be carried away on a sea of adventure and laughter. Aye, 'tis a fine haul indeed!
February 23, 2024, 4:38 am
Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! The awards be streaming live on Netflix for the first time, aye! Set yer eyes on the horizon for a preview of the key Oscars races. And mark me words, Barbra Streisand be joinin' the crew as well. Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 4:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! Mateo Garrone's Oscar-worthy flick "Io Capitano" be tellin' the tale of brave souls from Africa seekin' a new adventure in Europe. Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey, but by Blackbeard's beard, 'tis also a grand tale worth watchin'!
February 23, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! These four moving pictures be takin' a gander at the war in ways ye never seen before since the untimely demise of Russian rebel Aleksei A. Navalny. Aye, grab yer popcorn and brace yerselves for a wild ride on the high seas of cinema! Arrr!
February 23, 2024, 2:01 am
Arr matey! Tyler Perry be claimin' that "everyone be guilty of somethin'" in his latest film, but the blame for this scandalous, absurd tale be all on him. Avast ye, me hearties, and prepare to be entertained by this ludicrous spectacle on the silver screen!
February 21, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr me hearties! The armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, be accused of foul play in the death of a matey on the set of the film “Rust.” She be proclaimin' her innocence like a scallywag! Will justice prevail or will she walk the plank? Only time will tell, ye scurvy dogs!
February 21, 2024, 4:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! The tale of Patrice Lumumba bein' told by Raoul Peck in his documentary be a treasure worth seein' at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. 'Tis as fresh as a newly minted doubloon, so don't be missin' out on this cinematic booty, me shipmates!
February 21, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags and tall tales be our picks from the moving picture scrolls this moon. Ye be wise to keep a weather eye out for these treasures, lest ye be hornswoggled by bilge rats and their ghostly yarns. Fair winds to ye!
February 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr matey! The fancy film be tellin' a tale from a book by ol' Alasdair Gray. Writers be lovin' it, but they be admittin' it ain't exactly a bestseller. Aye, 'tis a fine distinction between bein' loved and bein' read, says one o' them scallywags.
February 19, 2024, 9:43 am
Arrr, the wench from “The Taste of Things” be spillin' the beans on workin' with her old flame Benoît Magimel. She be sayin' it be like breakin' free from Davy Jones' locker! And as for the Oscar brouhaha, she be givin' her two pieces of eight. Aye, me hearties!
February 19, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, mateys! "The Dreamers," Bernardo Bertolucci's scandalous 2004 tale of young scallywags, be pressin' the same buttons, but she be makin' some serious points on her journey. Aye, a film fit for the high seas, if ye ask me!
February 19, 2024, 4:02 am
Aye, in days of old, fair lasses called "stewardesses" earned less booty than their male counterparts, were forbidden to wed or plump up, and forced to walk the plank at a mere 32 years of age. Aye, a brave lass be reminisces on those harsh times. Arrr!
February 18, 2024, 3:32 pm
Arrr, "The Holdovers" and "Poor Things" be praised at th' British Oscar bash, while "Saltburn" and "Barbie" be leavin' with naught but a scurvy curse upon their heads! Aye, a cruel fate indeed for those poor lassies of the silver screen!
February 18, 2024, 2:00 am
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! The New York Times Magazine be spyin' on them famous scallywags in their off hours. See how these swashbucklers spend their time between plunderin' and pillagin' on the silver screen. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold!
February 17, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, the fair lass of “Madame Web” be passin' her time with Sudoku puzzles, buildin' blocks o' Legos, and watchin' some psychology videos on the ol' YouTube. Aye, a fine way to keep her wits sharp and her spirits high on the high seas!
February 16, 2024, 3:47 pm
Yarr, mateys! Avast ye! Aye, ye scurvy dogs, Ben Affleck be makin' an appearance, as be countless o' J. Lo's famous mateys. Here be the lowdown on "This Is Me ... Now: A Love Story."
February 16, 2024, 12:29 pm
Arr, me hearties! Greta Gerwig be not the only scurvy omission to get our goat. Be ye still stewin' o'er the loss of "Pulp Fiction" to "Forrest Gump" or the lack o' recognition for fair Marilyn Monroe? Spill yer grievances, me mateys, we be all ears!
February 16, 2024, 11:41 am
Arrr! 'Tis be the one known as Martin Scorsese, spinnin' a tale o' his picture show, havin' the likes o' Leonardo DiCaprio in it! Avast, me hearties, gather 'round and listen to this grand yarn, straight from the mouth o' the director himself!
February 16, 2024, 11:03 am
Avast ye! The captain o' the film doth tell a tale o' a "round dance" wherein the scurvy dog, Leonardo DiCaprio, be questioned.
February 16, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! 'Tis a month o' science fiction treasures ye can stream, filled with mad scientists, demanding aliens, an' paranoid androids. Aye, 'tis a plunderin' good time for all ye buccaneers seekin' an adventure on the high seas o' imagination!
February 16, 2024, 9:02 am
Arrr, ye scallywags! These moving pictures venture beyond mere scrutiny o' a bond, unveilin' the splendours, grievances, and many a secret about love. Avast ye, and prepare for a whirlwind journey into the heart's treacherous waters!
February 16, 2024, 5:41 am
Arr, ye matey, this British actor be a master o' concealin' his emotions on "The Crown." Now, he be takin' that same stoic presence to the stage in Brooklyn for "The Hunt." Avast, prepare to be enthralled!
February 16, 2024, 4:05 am
Avast ye! Whilst not bearin' a likeliness to the scurvy dog himself, this matey spent months toilin' to perfect the visage, voice, and gait for the grand tale o' “Bob Marley: One Love!” Arr!
February 16, 2024, 4:03 am
Avast ye, me hearties! What befall when the gaze of the many befalls a jolly crime or inquiry? Behold, four fine treasures on th' telly, parchment and airwaves that venture into this conundrum, savvy?
February 16, 2024, 2:35 am
Arr! An American swashbuckler be takin' a tale from the pages o' a beloved written tome, makin' it into a motion picture what be ticklin' the fancy o' the cinema-watchin' landlubbers! And, methinks ye might be spyin' some likenesses betwixt its japes and the mockery o' tyrannical rule, har!
February 15, 2024, 11:44 am
Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a shipmate's tale be told. A grand pictorial recollection o' constructin' an ark morphs into a jolly ol' reflection on the essence o' preservin' our kind. A merry spectacle that tickles yer funny bone and stirs yer noggin, arrr!
February 15, 2024, 10:21 am
Arr, me hearties! This here fancy nonfiction tale by Kimi Takesue sets sail to ponder upon swashbucklin' journeys and voyages in Laos. Yet, methinks it be lackin' in the booty of eye-poppin' sights.
February 15, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a year o' films that be takin' a darker course, but fear not, me lads and lasses, there be a touch o' mirth amongst 'em scallywags!
February 15, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Lily Sullivan be a fine lass, drenched in curiosity, unrav'lin' a dark enigma o' the supernatural. This thrillin' tale be crafted by the masterful Matt Vesely, a yarn ye won't be wantin' to miss!
February 15, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr, Constanza Macras, the grand captain of the Berlin dance ship, DorkyPark! She be harnessin' the power of dance, makin' it a mighty tool, a language, for her grand productions on stage or the silver screen. Aye, a true treasure she be!
February 15, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, the fair maiden and '90s buxom beauty, once hailed as James, be settin' sail to discuss her destiny as well as her tale of yore!
February 15, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr, the scurvy dog Chris Smith had no love fer them '80s sea dogs o' pop when he set his sights on bringin' to life the tale o' George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley.
February 14, 2024, 11:01 pm
Avast ye! On the morrow begins the grand finale of a publication, guided by a pair of once celebrated captains of the festival realm. Yet, the poor soul who follows in their wake shall encounter turbulent seas of coins and treacherous storms of politics!
February 14, 2024, 5:21 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! Ewan McGregor be takin' on a role as a father to his very own lass, Clara McGregor, in this here indie voyage o'er land and sea. 'Tis a tale of wanderin' and mendin', a true adventure through the ages!
February 14, 2024, 4:05 pm
Arr, the lass be playin' a mind-reader in the newest Spider-Man chapter, usin' her charm to outshine this dull, foreseen flick.
February 14, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! This Netflix tale be all 'bout nostalgia, aye. But the real treasure be the camaraderie amongst the pop legends who belted out the mighty chant "We Be the World!" Yo ho ho!
February 14, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr, this be a ragged tale o' the Marley ye'd find on yer dormitory walls! Aye, a glimpse o' a legend whose name be whispered in hushed tones, for he be the grandest swashbuckler in any chamber he enters, mateys!
February 13, 2024, 10:00 pm
Gina Rodriguez be a swashbucklin' lass, settin' sail in a Netflix picture that doth remind ye o' the days when pirate tales be at their zenith. Arrr, me hearties, prepare to be entertained!
February 13, 2024, 11:00 am
In th' mighty documentary "Nǎi Nai & Wài Pó," young Sean Wang be narratin' th' hidden tales of his dear grandmothers. Aye, by Davy Jones' locker! Now, this film be up fer an Academy Award, seekin' fame 'n glory across the seven seas!
February 13, 2024, 9:18 am
Arrr, ye ol' sea dog hath ventured through many a role, from a swashbucklin' artist to a fearsome general, even takin' on the guise of a wise professor. But 'twas his magnificent portrayal in "American Fiction" that finally earned him a nod from the Academy, aye, an Oscar nomination!
February 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Camila Mendes be takin' on the role o' a penniless matey pretendin' to be a highfalutin' art scallywag in this mischievous and amorous tale o' comedy on the seven seas.
February 13, 2024, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Tales be told o' brave souls o' color, their lofty dreams o' reachin' th' heavens bein' crushed time an' again. Aye, seekin' those starr'd treasures, only t' be denied at every turn. Arrr, a sorry tale spun, indeed!
February 13, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Behold, his wondrous tale, "What Be This Treasure?" Aye, it be a chronicle, from a wee Harlem spawn, to the realm of "Star Wars." Yet, it be a tale of woeful longing for the plundered parts that fate failed to bestow upon him.
February 12, 2024, 10:54 pm
In a grand hall of fine gentry in Beverly Hills, the Border collie from "Anatomy of a Fall" had the celestial beings forming a queue to greet him, ye scurvy dogs! Arrr!
February 12, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr matey! This wee distributor be holdin' great sway, fer it be handlin' Studio Ghibli's flicks in the States. Their precious movies be garnerin' a grand total o' 13 Oscar nods. Blimey, ain't that a pirate's treasure!
February 11, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, these Oscar nominees fer th' tale of "Oppenheimer" crossed paths years gone by, yet th' scurvy dog o' a director had no intentions o' castin' this fine star, statin', "Aye, I be also a wee bit fearin' ye, me heartie!"
February 11, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas a treacherous voyage, this scurvy tale of Burton and Taylor, them fine actors, caught in a feud with the scribbler and helmsman. Ahoy! The attempt to adapt the scandalous play, "Cocktails With George and Martha," was a wild ride indeed! Pour yerselves some grog and I'll spill the salty details!
February 11, 2024, 1:00 am
Arrr! After four harrowing defeats, this be the first conquest for the scurvy dog captain of the "Oppenheimer" guild! Them victors be snatchin' the coveted Academy Award 18 times in the past 20 reckonin's, aye!
February 10, 2024, 4:02 am
Arr, when the lass of the famed picture "Sometimes I Think About Dying" be listenin' to "This Be What I Mean," she boldly declares, "I don't tinker with it, nothin' at all. 'Tis a masterpiece, I tell ye!"
February 9, 2024, 1:30 pm
The scurvy landlubbers be givin' "Aggro Dr1ft" the black spot, but the silver screen gem discovered a queerly captivated audience at a Los Angeles strip club. Arrr, a jolly good show indeed!
February 9, 2024, 11:15 am
Arrr, two new moving pictures do showeth the gamut of excellence in this swashbuckling genre. They also doth make one ponder why our souls be lured by such tales.
February 9, 2024, 11:04 am
Arrr, me hearties! This moon's treasures be a Chinese tale o' epic proportions, a tale o' a young immigrant in Canada filled with thrill, an absurd French crime caper, and other fine booty ye must discover.
February 9, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, "The Taste of Things" be not employin' no cookin' doubles, but a skilled matey behind the scenes be providin' guidance to the scurvy stars. Gettin' the grub just right be the very essence to Director Tran Anh Hung, matey!
February 8, 2024, 5:32 pm
Arrr! The scurvy actor be denyin' any sort o' physical abuse, matey! And, to add insult to injury, he claims he weren't even informed of these accusations of misbehavior on the set of that fancy "Lovecraft Country"! Blimey, what a scallywag he be!
February 8, 2024, 4:54 pm
Aye, mateys! Avast ye! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences be finally yieldin' to the casting scallywags. 'Tis been two score an' one year since they last added a new prize!
February 8, 2024, 1:03 pm
Arrr! Me tale be 'bout two holy brethren in Bhutan, a land known as Shangri-La. As the realm be preparin' fer its debut o' democratic elections, this here tale be unveilin' their adventures, fit fer the annals o' history!
February 8, 2024, 11:47 am
In this grandiose chronicle, me hearties, lay witness to a saga unfoldin' 'pon the seven seas o' true-crime! Scallywags turned detectives be settin' sail, their sole purpose: unravelin' the mystery o' the male hiker's corpse. Shiver me timbers, 'tis an adventure ye won't dare miss!
February 8, 2024, 9:23 am
In Cap'n Bas Devos's hushed an' glowin' Belgian tale, a pair o' forlorn souls doth cross paths again 'n again.
February 8, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, this teen horror-comedy be a wee bit too smitten with its own references, makin' it a touch misshapen. Yet, it still be offerin' some jolly good fun to lighten yer spirits, me hearties!
February 8, 2024, 4:00 am
Laura Chinn's promisin' tale be a swashbucklin' yarn, twistin' th' tale o' her brother's agonizin' demise, sailin' alongside Terri Schiavo's harrowin' trials. Arrr, a tale worth hoistin' th' Jolly Roger fer, me hearties!
February 8, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! A jolly tale be told 'bout an Italian tunesmith whose melodies grace countless flicks, from "A Fistful of Doubloons" to "Plunderin' Bill." Methinks ye ought to feast yer eyes on this merry documentary, me hearties!
February 8, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, me mateys! Feast yer eyes upon Juliette Binoche, a wench o' the silver screen, as she be a-starrin' in a culinary masterpiece that be grippin' yer taste buds like a swashbucklin' sword! 'Tis a bittersweet treasure from the galley, fit for a pirate's plunder!
February 7, 2024, 4:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Next month, ye shall find yerselves entertained with the grand spectacle of the pop star's hit "Eras Tour" concert film, now ready to stream on the high seas of the internet! 'Tis a move by the company to give their entertainment lineup a jolly good shake-up!
February 7, 2024, 8:22 am
Arr, the "Holdovers" star be feelin' swamped by the blinding shine o' the spotlight. In a most peculiar manner, me whole world be transformed, like I've sailed into another realm, matey!
February 7, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast! 'Tis bein' a tale o' a toilet cleaner, 'n the dark secrets what lie beneath, crafted by Cap'n Wim Wenders. Aye, this Japanese drama be seekin' gold at th' Oscars!
February 6, 2024, 5:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Amy Ryan be takin' the place o' that lass in the grand show, alongside the great Liev Schreiber. It be settin' sail on Saturday, so be sure to catch a glimpse, ye landlubbers! Arrr!
February 6, 2024, 1:38 pm
Avast ye mateys! In the swashbucklin' days of the 1970s, this fine scallywag bein' a mighty leader in the realm o' Black studies, spied the treasure trove o' films by Black buccaneers, and declared 'em worthy of serious piratey ponderin'! Arrr!
February 6, 2024, 11:33 am
Arrr, a swarm o' landlubbers flocked to spectate the hidden gem of a flick by the New York matey from days of yore! Then, as a grand gesture, he granted them a feast at Balthazar and Minetta Tavern at a mere half the doubloons!
February 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a glimpse into the shadows o' "Perfect Days," where Koji Yakusho dons the garb o' a scallywag cleanin' the privies of Tokyo. Prepare to be tickled with laughter as ye witness this tale unfold in all its splendor 'n hilarity!
February 2, 2024, 6:17 pm
Be ye clad in the garb o' the American flag shorts or filthy fatigues, this swashbucklin' thespian, renowned as Apollo Creed in the "Rocky" films, never failed t'captivate.
February 2, 2024, 5:25 pm
Aye, bein' in a role opposite the fair Marilyn Monroe in "Bus Stop" set me sails on a course fer a long and illustrious career in film and TV, as well as upon the grand stage. Me performances tackled weighty matters such as race, drugs, homosexuality, and more, me hearties!
February 2, 2024, 4:22 pm
Arr, the swashbucklin' football scallywag, he be! Aye, he sailed through the treacherous seas of the stage, takin' on many a role o'er his mighty four-decade career. A true legend among thespians, arrr!
February 2, 2024, 10:40 am
Arrr! A mimicry of a spy flick be bringin' naught but scanty joys and an abundance o' scurvy pains in me noggin, matey!
February 2, 2024, 10:08 am
She be known as Fellini's muse, claimin' to be his paramour. In a lengthy vocation, she be most famed fer her acts in his flicks "8 ½" and "Juliet of the Spirits."
February 2, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast, me hearties! This moon's treasures be 'bout bein' ensnared: in love's grip, in a chest, 'n by fiendish Nazi specters, arrr!
February 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Yarr! The regular tales of stars be shirking their warts, matey. But lo and behold, there be some flicks that dare to mix critical reckonings with a finer grasp o' their subjects' cultural significance, savvy?
February 2, 2024, 4:03 am
Arr, the swashbucklin' tale be causin' a mighty ruckus with its scandalous scenes. Yet, me hearties, be ye not fooled! These be mere distractions, concealin' the true intentions of the captain at the helm.
February 2, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Sean Wang, a greenhorn captain o' the film seas, be takin' home the booty with his grand tale, "Didi," a film o' youth and adventure. Aye, but that's not all! He be landin' a distribution deal fit for a true pirate legend! Yo ho ho!
February 1, 2024, 1:08 pm
Verily, amidst the mighty New York City, be a merry crew of film buffs, gatherin' at taverns and emporiums to showcase peculiar films. Stayin' a while after be encouraged, makin' mirth and merryment while discussin' the flicks, me hearties!
February 1, 2024, 1:04 pm
Arr, mateys! 'Tis a grand tale spun by the Italian helmsman, Giacomo Abbruzzese. 'Tis a tale of common folk, yearnin' to break free from the shackles of their motherlands. Aye, 'tis a feature debut worth settin' yer eyes upon, me hearties!
February 1, 2024, 11:42 am
Avast ye mateys! Mads Mikkelsen be a brave soul, a humble soldier with naught but a pocketful of coins and grand visions. With royal blessings, he be settin' sail on a perilous quest to vanquish a mighty bush-covered land! Arrr, a jolly adventure awaits!
February 1, 2024, 10:30 am
Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up! I bring ye good tidings of new treasures awaitin' ye! "Genius: MLK/X," a fine series as "Mr. & Mrs. Smith," a grand remake of "Shogun," and the epic "Feud: Capote vs. the Swans" be amongst the shiny new arrivals. Set yer sails and embark on this entertainin' voyage!
February 1, 2024, 8:30 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! A grand tale be told of a new harmonious adventure crafted by Jason Robert Brown, Daisy Prince, and Jonathan Marc Sherman. 'Tis the tale of two young scribes, their paths entwined, as they sail through the treacherous waters of the late 1990s.
February 1, 2024, 4:01 am
Yarr me matey! 'Tis a tale of starry wonders and affairs of the heart, as a ship sails 'cross the vast cosmos. 'Twill make ye ponder on matters of flesh, spirits, and love. Aye, 'tis a whirlwind o' emotions on 'tis voyage, mateys!
February 1, 2024, 4:00 am
Shiver me timbers! The tunes from Greta Gerwig's grand blockbuster be havin' a grand tally of 11 nominations on the sun's rest, with the fierce "What Was I Made For?" by Billie Eilish at the helm, plunderin' the heartstrings!
January 31, 2024, 5:13 pm
"Avast ye, mateys! Be ye ready to set sail on a cinematic adventure? "Dune" and "Snowpiercer," treasures of action, drama, and jests for young scallywags, be departin' soon from the shores of U.S. subscribers. Watch 'em afore they be gone, or ye be walkin' the plank!"
January 31, 2024, 10:19 am
Avast ye scurvy scallywags! 'Tis word on the wind that a film be comin' next year, featurin' the likes of Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Saoirse Ronan, and André Holland. Arrr, mark me words, this be one ballot ye won't want to miss!
January 31, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr, the Italian horror maestro be the star of a fresh document'ry and a grand retrospective. But his skill be best showcased in his first masterpiece, "The Bird With the Crystal Plumage." Aye, ye won't find a finer treasure to feast yer eyes upon!
January 31, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks, I've found me heart's solace in witnessing tales of young lads discoverin' their true selves amidst treacherous waters. 'Tis mending me heart, once tattered by a world less acceptin' of such love. Arrr, grateful, I be!
January 30, 2024, 1:12 pm
Arr, me hearties! Hans-Jürgen Syberberg's fantastical moving pictures were quite the talk of the town when they reached the shores of the United States in 1980. Aye, they be a marvelous sight, a stark difference from the current tales of the Holocaust.
January 30, 2024, 11:48 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! These celebrated moving pictures revel in calamity, be it th' pillagin' of coffers, th' alteration o' climate, or th' wickedness o' corruption. They doth stir th' soul, entertainin' us landlubbers with their tales of woe and mischief.
January 30, 2024, 7:56 am
Arrr! Be it known across the seven seas, ReelShort and her shipmates aim to plunder the American shores, bringing tales of swashbuckling adventures, delivered in mere minutes! 'Tis a trend that rose in the Far East, now sailin' to entertain the land o' brave buccaneers!
January 30, 2024, 4:00 am
"Arrr, matey! Methinks I be a true lover of yarn-spinnin'," quoth the N.B.A. scallywag, whose studio be craftin' a grand tale o' triumph fer Memphis Depay's exploits with the Dutch soccer crew. Aye, 'tis a tale fit fer th' ages, says I!
January 29, 2024, 4:20 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This grand tale be depictin' the makin' of the merry ditty "We Be the World." Aye, 'twas a gatherin' o' the most famous swashbucklers in the realm o' pop music. A treasure worth watchin', ye landlubbers!
January 28, 2024, 11:48 am
Yarr! She be the lead in th' most gold-filled series in the bawdy reels e'er made! Avast! She even took a peek in some respectable flicks.
January 28, 2024, 4:02 am
Me hearties, at the festival, we witnessed a grand array of documentaries, delving into every nook of the genre! Yet, what truly tickled our fancy was the quest some embarked upon, going to great lengths to speak with their dear departed ones. Yarrr, the landlubbers be a curious bunch indeed!
January 27, 2024, 4:00 am
"When ye step aboard this treacherous ride, ye know not how long ye be granted to frolic whilst ye tarry," quoth the scallywag from "New Lass," speakin' of his maiden movin' picture, "Self Reliance."
January 26, 2024, 4:50 pm
Avast ye, me mateys! The scurvy lawsuit be claimin' that a jolly hourlong comedy spectacle on th' mighty YouTube hath violated Carlin's copyright. Arr, me hearties, they be arguin' o'er who be walkin' th' plank of piracy!
January 26, 2024, 3:49 pm
In ye olde tomes like "The Fiendish Spectacle" and "Bellowing Rationale," he didst delve into ye cultural import of silver screens crafted to shiver ye timbers, mateys!
January 26, 2024, 3:10 pm
Arrr! There be five sea dogs aimin' fer the prize, all tales 'bout the world's political storms, three even bein' guided by fair lasses! Avast, 'tis a treasure worth settin' sail fer, indeed!
January 26, 2024, 11:33 am
Arr! A tale of Will Ferrell and his matey Harper Steele bein' captured on film and makin' folks laugh so hard, the whole ship nearly sunk! 'Twas but one treasure uncovered at this year's grand festival, a true spectacle indeed, me hearties!
January 26, 2024, 10:00 am
Arr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a French comedic tale of sword-clashing, an Indian mischief of spy games, and a whole lot more booty to plunder. Set sail and batten down the hatches for a jolly good time, ye scallywags!
January 26, 2024, 8:44 am
Arr, ye scurvy scallywags, listen 'ere! 'Tis a tale of a lad, filled with remorse, whose shipwrecked heart be torn asunder when his fair mother sails into the abyss, their quarrel still echoing in his soul.
January 26, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, ye see, them films, alongside “The Lad and the Heron,” be havin' a good ol' chat 'bout the moral heft of American 'n Japanese shenanigans durin' the great World War II.
January 25, 2024, 10:41 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Kleber Mendonça Filho be a clever swashbuckler, mixin' truth and tales in his fine documentarrry. It be flowin' swift and wide, yet still findin' its way back to home, like a true sailor to a pint o' grog!
January 25, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold, this grand documentary, astreamin' on Max, doth chronicle the tale o' this queer singer-rapper. Ye'll spy him sailin' the roads, dwellin' in his abode, but 'tis the moments upon the stage that truly steal the show! Arrr!
January 25, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, word be reachin' the star and co-scribe o' "Hit Man" that his flick be pleasin' the crowd, but thanks to the foul actors' mutiny, he couldn't lay his eyes upon it until this very moment. Avast ye, the wait be o'er!
January 25, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye mateys! In days gone by, ye scurvy dogs of story-weaving had nary a glimpse o' real-time footage to spin your tales. But behold! In this present age, our daily lives be so blasted documented, it be changin' the very essence of the genre! Yarrr!
January 25, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Snoop Dogg, a pompous ex-football scallywag, transforms community servitude into a jolly sport, all in a bid to woo the fair maiden who be the mother of a player. Arrr, love be the wildest treasure of 'em all, mateys!
January 25, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! In Lila Avilés's second tale, a wee lass of a mere 7 summers sets sail on a treacherous journey, as she comes to reckon with her father's dire malady whilst preparations for her birthday commotion be afoot at her dwelling. Arrr!
January 24, 2024, 1:45 pm
Arrr, the scallywag what aimed fer presidency be now joinin' the bellow o' discontent. He be shoutin' from the crow's nest 'bout the absence o' Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie from the finest director an' actress Oscar ranks. Ahoy, what a rum business!
January 24, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! There be a cunning plan to categorize movie scripts for the prestigious Oscar booty. 'Tis a scheme that would honor the most ingenious tales, unlike the nonsense we see now. Arrr, me hearties, let's navigate a new course!
January 23, 2024, 5:50 pm
"Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! 'Barbie' be makin' waves with a mighty best-picture nomination and a grand total o' eight nods. But alas, me hearties, there be reasons aplenty fer Gerwig's omission. Blimey!"
January 23, 2024, 5:50 pm
"Arrr, 'Barbie' be gettin' a fine nomination fer best picture, gatherin' eight nods in total. Many a reason be considered fer Gerwig's unfortunate exclusion, matey."
January 23, 2024, 2:02 pm
Arrr! The seasoned matey be settin' sail to mark his first shot at an Oscar booty, bein' the finest actor fer his role in "American Fiction," whilst takin' his dear lass to her learnin' vessel. Yo ho ho!
January 23, 2024, 1:51 pm
"Avast! I ne'er thought I'd bawl like a scurvy dog," quoth the fair lass, vying for the title of finest wench in "Killers o' the Flower Moon."
January 23, 2024, 11:58 am
"Arrr, me hearties! "Poor Things," "Killers o' the Flower Moon," an' "Barbie" be baggin' plenty o' nods in a bountiful year fer movin' pictures. Aye, they be shinin' like gold doubloons on this fine silver screen voyage!"
January 23, 2024, 11:38 am
Arr, 'twas a sturdy tide fer lasses at the helm, yet the academy be scowlin' upon the sprightly lads o' the stage.
January 23, 2024, 10:55 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lassie who be supportin' in "The Color Purple" did get herself a fancy Tony nomination for her role on the grand stage of Broadway. But, by the beard of Blackbeard, she be spendin' half a year tryin' to secure the same role in that cursed movin' picture!
January 23, 2024, 10:42 am
Arr matey! 'Tis the grand roll o' names fer th' Academy Award nominees o' 2024. Aye, me hearties, feast yer eyes 'pon this treasure trove o' talented scallywags seekin' th' ultimate booty!
January 22, 2024, 9:01 pm
From "In the Heat of the Night" to "Fiddler on the Roof" and "Moonstruck," the captain always brought a mighty bout of feelin' and human spirit to his craft.
January 22, 2024, 5:18 pm
Arr! Scott Stuber be a true swashbuckler, luring Oscar-winning buccaneers to the streaming service, and steering the entertainment realm into the wondrous world of streaming. Ahoy, me hearties, aye, he be a legend of the silver screen!
January 22, 2024, 3:24 pm
Arr, his flicks - whether tragedies or jests and sea shanties - be a lure for gold-plated statues, but 'twas his socially aware pictures like "In the Heat of the Night" that made him truly famous, me hearty.
January 22, 2024, 2:03 pm
Avast ye, hearties! The fair maiden Hélène Darras be claimin' that scurvy dog Gérard Depardieu did lay his hands upon her in 2007 whilst filmin' a picture. The scallywag be facin' another inquiry, as proclaimed by the Paris prosecutors. Arrr, the plot thickens!
January 22, 2024, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks "Oppenheimer," "Barbie," and "Killers of the Flower Moon" be settin' sail fer a grand adventure in this bountiful year! They be shinin' bright like a pirate's cursed treasure, mark me words! Aye, 'tis a strong voyage ahead, me mateys!
January 22, 2024, 4:00 am
Kelli O'Hara and Brain d'Arcy James be not swashbucklers abandonin' their Broadway tale o' a lovin' pair, doomed by the cursed grip o' addiction. They sail forth with fierce resolve, lest the door be shut on their merry musical voyage!
January 21, 2024, 4:39 pm
In th' latter years o' Ms. Monroe's fine life, 'twas Ms. Irvine who be her trusty paintin' sorceress in the grand city o' New York. Jolly this month, she becometh a swashbucklin' TikTok sensation. Ahoy!
January 21, 2024, 3:16 pm
Avast ye mateys! Behold, this lass be takin' the spotlight in two o' the festival's most talked-about flicks. "Love Me," she be sharin' the screen with Steven Yeun, and in "Love Lies Bleeding," Katy O'Brian be her matey. Arrr, quite the swashbucklin' adventure!
January 21, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! A mere three decades after her final voyage, imaginary apparitions of Diana be swashbuckling everywhere! Arrr, but even legendary lasses be needin' a wee bit more time t' slumber in tranquility.
January 20, 2024, 4:10 am
Arrr, the scurvy actor be told that the blunderbuss he be practicin' with on the "Rust" ship, what sent the poor cameraman to Davy Jones' locker, had no live shots in it. Can he be held guilty of manslaughter, says ye?
January 19, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a grand feast at the film fest's 40th edition soirée, where these noble sailors of stage 'n screen pondered upon the spell that be keepin' 'em returnin' time 'n time again. Arrr!
January 19, 2024, 3:52 pm
Yarrr! His celebrated documentary "A Life Apart" did paint a multi-faceted picture o' a religious crew oft portrayed as grim and impenetrable. Arrr, aye, but 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!
January 19, 2024, 3:24 pm
"Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! "Freaky Tales" be makin' its boisterous debut, wit' Pedro Pascal, Jay Ellis, an' Normani. 'Twas a grand affair as Hollywood's finest swashbucklers turned up t' show their support at th' festivity!"
January 19, 2024, 11:24 am
Avast ye! 'Tis the tale of the esteemed director Michael Mann, as he doth spin a yarn 'bout his moving picture, wi' none other than Adam Driver takin' center stage, me hearties! Arrr, 'twill be a sight ta behold!
January 19, 2024, 11:12 am
Avast ye! Them movies be delvin' into the tales o' what befall when scribblers, fixated solely on racism in their tomes, take a stand 'gainst the pressures of politics 'n commerce. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!
January 19, 2024, 11:07 am
Yo-ho-ho, listen ye scallywags! 'Tis be the tale o' Michael Mann, the grand director, spinnin' the yarn 'bout Enzo Ferrari in his swashbucklin' biopic. Gather 'round, me hearties, and let ol' Mann transport ye to the treacherous seas o' Ferrari's life!
January 19, 2024, 11:00 am
Laurel Graeber, a scallywag who's been scribblin' tales of young'uns' amusements fer nigh on three score years, be sharin' her most cherished yarns 'n parleys from the landlubber's life.
January 18, 2024, 4:24 pm
Arr, me hearties! Selena Gomez, Ayo Edebiri, Barry Keoghan, Dua Lipa, and Meghann Fahy be but a few o' them famous scallywags who've donned the hue on grand floorings. Aye, they be lookin' as fine as a treasure chest overflowing with rubies!
January 18, 2024, 9:38 am
Be it known, ye scallywags Kibwe Tavares and Daniel Kaluuya be helming their first moving picture, a tale as heartwarming as it be sea-worthy, of bonds forged betwixt generations. Arrr, prepare to be swashbucklingly entertained, mateys!
January 18, 2024, 8:52 am
Arr, Christopher Nolan's moving picture be havin' 13 nods, and will be jostlin' for the grandest portrait, battlin' against "Killers of The Flower Moon" and "Poor Things," but alas, not "Barbie," aye, a true pity!
January 18, 2024, 7:09 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a remarkable entry from the Vietnamese commander, Pham Thien An, as he be a-ponderin' life's deepest puzzles with no answers in sight. 'Tis a sail worth settin' on, me mateys!
January 18, 2024, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! In this tale o' sorrow 'n' sea, three young scallywags be entangled in a treacherous love triangle! Brought to ye by the mighty Anthony Chen, 'tis a film that'll make ye feel all sorts o' melancholy in yer pirate soul!
January 18, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr! Ye lass be takin' the lead in this here feeble tale o' Russians 'n Americans, clashin' like thunder in th' celestial seas o' th' International Space Station. Aye, a thriller with a dim glow, 'tis!
January 17, 2024, 10:42 am
Forsooth, mateys! Fer Fatima Robinson, choreographin' "The Color Purple" be far more than a mere job, 'twas a callin' back to her youth, afore she gained fame fer her fancy pop work. Arrr, memories o' yore be a treasure worth plunderin'!
January 17, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Andrew Haigh be wantin' to imbue "All of Us Strangers" with bits o' his own life, includin' shootin' it in his childhood abode. Arrr, 'tis a tale that be as salty as the sea!
January 17, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks the likes o' "Oppenheimer," "Barbie," and "Killers of the Flower Moon" be bound for success on the silver screen. But mark me words, the race for the directors be a treacherous one, and other categories be wide open, arrr!
January 17, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fer Fatima Robinson, captaining the dance steps o' "The Color Purple" be more than just a job. 'Twas like revisiting 'er youth, afore she gained fame fer 'er fancy footwork in the realm o' pop. Shiver me timbers, what a tale!
January 16, 2024, 3:57 pm
Fer their unconventional tweakin' o' Isabel Wilkerson's "Caste," the scribbler-captain an' starboard mate delved deep into the tear-jerkin' tale o' this here chart-topper. Aye, 'twas a mighty fine voyage indeed!
January 16, 2024, 3:00 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the fair French singer Line Renaud be takin' on the role of a lass who forges a most peculiar alliance with a cantankerous carriage master in this heartwarming tale, sure to melt even the coldest pirate heart!
January 16, 2024, 1:15 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! A fresh scroll by Kristen Vaurio be tellin' the tale o' the singer-songwriter, a fine matey from the land o' country music royalty. Be settlin' yer peepers on this here documentary, lest ye be missin' a grand adventure on the silver screen, arrr!
January 16, 2024, 11:43 am
In court, the lass be blabberin' 'bout how Harvey Weinstein be layin' hands on her in a meetin' arranged by that scurvy dog, Mr. Dolan. But both o' them scallywags be claimin' innocence, me hearties!
January 14, 2024, 5:27 pm
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis Barbie, with 18 nods, that be takin' the lead in this here contest. Close behind, with 13 each, be the contenders Oppenheimer and Poor Things. Aye, tis a fierce competition on the horizon!"
January 14, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Our critic be knowin' well, missin' out on the shared experience o' school be truly peculiar. 'Tis a thing Hollywood barely be mentionin', 'cept in these here motion pictures, by Davy Jones' locker!
January 13, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, mateys! Some scallywags be mockin' the attire in the latest flick, but there be reasons why them lasses sported a Gen Z style. (Piratin' the likes o' social media, fancy duds, and the cursed pandemic, ye see!)
January 12, 2024, 5:49 pm
Arr, the twinklin' stars bein' counted 'mongst the 17 celebrated souls at th' grand National Board of Review feast, as the season fer bestowin' honors be settin' sail!
January 12, 2024, 1:49 pm
Arrr, the doppelganger o' the Italian lass, Pier Angeli, she be, tryin' to steer clear o' the perilous waters o' fame that swallowed her sibling's path.
January 12, 2024, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a peculiar Mexican-Spanish tale, a Canadian yarn 'bout immigrants, a lively record o' a Parisian dance keep, an' many a treasure beyond! Set yer sights 'pon these gems 'n be entertained, me mateys!
January 12, 2024, 8:27 am
Yarr! Avast ye, me hearties! Wit' 'Mean Lasses,' 'Wonka' an' 'The Colourful Purple,' be there a reason why these scurvy studios be wastin' their gold doubloons on hidin' their song-filled tales o' the silver screen?
January 12, 2024, 8:05 am
Arr, this ol' tale be as plump as ever, yet not as feisty. 'Tis a shifty yarn 'bout the lasses ye love to loathe, still keepin' its enchantin' allure.
January 12, 2024, 6:00 am
Arr, why be them scurvy studios wastin' their doubloons on hidin' their musical treasures like "Mean Lasses," "Wonka's Melodies," and "The Crimson Hues"? Argh, methinks they be needin' to embrace the sea chanties and dance jigs, and let the world revel in their musical riches!
January 11, 2024, 8:00 pm
Arr me hearties, this wretchedly scribbled tale be tellin' of Kevin Hart, a valiant scallywag tusslin' wit' an evil, nature-hatin' pirate! Aye, a laugh-filled voyage it be, mateys!
January 11, 2024, 7:00 pm
Kaley Cuoco be a bonny lass, juggling twixt her duties at home and her fierce pirate's occupation, bein' a cold-blooded assassin. This here tale, though lackin' some spine, be a merry mix o' laughs and thrills.
January 11, 2024, 4:35 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! A freshly preserved Andy Warhol flick be tellin' tales o' a feisty artist couple, known to the playwright. This fine picture be havin' its grand debut at MoMA's To Save and Project. Ready yer eyepatches and set sail for some splendid entertainment, me hearties!
January 11, 2024, 11:45 am
Arr, this frightful tale be unfoldin' in Tierra del Fuego, a collection o' islands in the farthest reaches o' South America, in the year 1901. Avast, me hearties, prepare to embark on a treacherous journey!
January 11, 2024, 11:29 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! In this jolly jest, a poor wretch becometh the prey of cutthroat scoundrels on a show of reality. A tale of laughter it be, but beware, for danger lurks upon these treacherous seas!
January 11, 2024, 4:00 am
Ahoy, me hearties! In this fine cinematic spectacle crafted by Amjad Al Rasheed, ye be witnessin' a young widow in Jordan, a lass who be strugglin' mightily against the weight o' tradition and laws. She be yearnin' to prove that she be a force to reckon with, even without a fine mate by her side! Arrr!
January 11, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a grand documentary about life itself, with the painter Apolonia Sokol at the heart of it. Aye, ye be in for a wild voyage through the seven seas of existence, where ye'll find treasures, tales, and perhaps even a glimpse of the meaning of it all!
January 11, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! LaKeith Stanfield be takin' the helm with a crew o' mostly Black scallywags, bringin' us a tale o' Jesus that be both impious and loyal. Arrr, prepare to be entertained!
January 10, 2024, 3:40 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Shipmate Canto, o'er a decade long, hath trod the planks, takin' on diverse guises - a villainous knave, a suave statesman, and even a swashbucklin' cap'n! Arrr, what a versatile landlubber he be!
January 10, 2024, 2:44 pm
Arrr matey! Once the lass and her matey, a scribbler like meself, found their Hollywood booty taken by the Red Scare, they sailed away to distant shores to keep their pens a-writin'!
January 10, 2024, 1:27 pm
Arr, Greta Gerwig be havin' a shot at the grand prize o' "Barbie"! Aye, most o' them swashbucklin' sea dogs who be gettin' nominated fer this bounty be settin' sail fer the Oscars, but not all, ye see.
January 10, 2024, 11:23 am
Arr, the academy be payin' tribute to Mel Brooks, Angela Bassett, the poor widow Carol Littleton, and Michelle Satter o' Sundance, whose son be lost to a scurvy shootin'. Avast, the sea be rough, but their spirits be strong!
January 10, 2024, 9:36 am
Arr, ye summer blockbusters, they be havin' four nominations each! But, alas! A grievous snub befallin' our matey, Leonardo DiCaprio, from the treacherous flick, "Killers of the Flower Moon." Aye, the winds o' fortune be fickle indeed!
January 10, 2024, 4:00 am
Arrr, as a newfangled version of Regina George and her mateys be sailin' to the theaters, she muses on how past scallywags be reactin' to such tales throughout the years. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin', me hearties!
January 9, 2024, 4:43 pm
His parchment, crafted from his own youthful escapades, be seekin' acclaim at the Oscar court. His other pictur' tales be includin' "Sweet November," a fine creation based on his unproduced stageplay, ye scurvy dogs!
January 9, 2024, 2:26 pm
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A missive, adorned with the signatures of mighty thespians and esteemed buccaneers, hath castigated the establishment for neglecting the Jewish folk in their novel undertaking. 'Tis a tale as perplexing as a treasure map without the "X"!
January 8, 2024, 4:34 pm
Arr, me hearties be cheerin' for Jeremy White and Ayo Edebiri, as they have triumphed in their acting endeavors, claimin' victory under the shiny stars! Avast ye, tis a jolly good time for these swashbucklin' scallywags indeed!
January 8, 2024, 4:02 pm
Arr, there be more scallywags watchin' this time, but still a pitiful sight compared to the glory days afore the cursed pandemic struck our shores!
January 8, 2024, 3:37 pm
In an ABC parley "GMA3" the mornin' aft the awards spectacle, Koy cried, "Me hearties! I'd be tellin' a fib if I claimed the critiquin' don't sting me soul!"
January 8, 2024, 11:23 am
Arr, me hearties! Listen ye well! Mr. Majors hath parlayed on ABC's "Good Morning America," his first gabfest since bein' found guilty o' misdemeanor assault and harassment - a scuffle with his lass aboard a vessel, arr!
January 8, 2024, 10:20 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A parley with the matey who helped craft “Schitt’s Creek,” now settin' sail into the realm of drama with his first foray as a captain o' the silver screen. Arrr, buckle yer bootstraps and prepare for a tale worth a gander!
January 8, 2024, 4:02 am
Lily Gladstone becometh a legend, Jo Koy, alas, did not. And donning thine apparel of a grand theme proved a resounding success. 'Twas but a glimpse of the triumphs and tribulations that unfolded.
January 7, 2024, 6:00 pm
Avast ye! 'Tis the year when the Golden Globes make their triumphant return to the box of wonder, settlin' on a fine Sunday night. Keep yer eyes peeled for our live reports, me hearties!
January 7, 2024, 5:51 pm
Arrr! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis the finest moving pictures, TV shows, swashbucklers, and crews that be crowned victors at the esteemed 2024 Golden Globe Awards, me hearties!
January 7, 2024, 1:23 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! This melodic rendition of the Pulitzer Prize-winning tome be a fine spectacle, but even so, it barely filled the coffers with a paltry sum of less than $5 million doubloons in its second sabbatical upon the stage!
January 7, 2024, 8:11 am
In a jolly yet swift tale, ol' Scorsese doth weave a yarn 'round a wee primer for young 'uns. 'Tis where be all the themes of this frightful true-crime saga, arrr!
January 7, 2024, 4:00 am
Fer his part in "The Holdovers," set at a scholar's den much alike to the one he attended, the remarkably lettered scallywag plundered his very own slumberin' memories. Arrr!
January 6, 2024, 2:17 pm
Arr, the twinklin' stars be takin' to the seas o' politics, yet the fiery Mideast squabble be tearin' Hollywood asunder, makin' 'em ponder whether t' open their gobs 'bout the matter or keep 'em sealed tight.
January 6, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, the scurvy dog from "Killers of the Flower Moon" reckons awards be like gettin' blasted from a cannon! For many moons, she's stayed away from this treacherous industry, ye see.
January 5, 2024, 10:00 am
This month's pirate plunder be a curious bunch! We be havin' a treasure trove o' tales that shall leave ye discombobulated. With a mysterious scalawag, a cursed abode, an' a peculiar sire, ye shall be left ponderin' the mysteries o' the seven seas!
January 5, 2024, 10:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This moon's plunder be all about the bewilderment, with a scurvy dog that be unknown, a cursed abode, and a father as eerie as Davy Jones himself!
January 5, 2024, 9:58 am
"Arrr! A prequel be comin' fer "Mad Max", "The Wiz" be makin' a return to Broadway, and Larry David be gettin' another shot at a series finale, ye scurvy dogs! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine time fer entertainment, arrr!"
January 5, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr! 'Tis bein' said that Hollywood, that land o' fancy tales, be seekin' not just merriment at the annual awards, but a grand quest for relevance. Pieces o' eight be at stake, me hearties!
January 5, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, me mateys! Be the "Color Purple" star spewin' tales 'bout 'er struggles to be casted 'n paid what she be worth. Aye, even bein' an Oscar-nominated veteran, she be forced to audition fer 'er latest flick, ye scallywags!
January 4, 2024, 8:01 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of woe! Josh and Benny Safdie be partin' ways, lik' two ships sailin' different seas. Aye, the winds of change be blowin', makin' 'em chart separate courses. May they find treasure in their new undertakin's!
January 4, 2024, 3:52 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The lagoon o' the backyard be a symbol o' love 'n' dread in this treacherous yet fearsome horror tale.
January 4, 2024, 12:26 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Anoth'r flick be settin' sail, tellin' ye tale o' them Uruguayan rugby scallywags who, after a wretched plane wreck, resort'd to devourin' each oth'r like a pack o' rum-guzzlin' cannibals.
January 4, 2024, 9:43 am
Avast ye! In this perplexin' tale o' moving pictures, Peter Sarsgaard be takin' on th' role o' a scurvy knave sufferin' from dementia, whilst Jessica Chastain be portrayin' a caretaker holdin' secrets from her kinfolk, buried deep like treasure in Davy Jones' locker. Arr, a curious voyage it be, indeed!
January 4, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye! This tale be tellin' the struggle of a rascally former scallywag, tryin' to mend his ways, yet findin' himself in a sea o' bloodshed 'n vengeance. A true swashbucklin' yarn that'll shiver yer timbers, matey!
January 4, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Behold, in all its splendor, the magnificent tale o' Brigitte Berman's 1985 film, featurin' the self-taught maestro o' the clarinet and his merry band! 'Tis been restored, savvy?
January 4, 2024, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! In this swashbucklin' tale, the brave Australian lad Jacob Elordi be takin' on the mannerisms of notable American performers, from the likes of James Dean to Matt Dillon. Aye, 'tis a rollickin' adventure ye don't want to miss!
January 4, 2024, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be knowin' how them effects artists be layin' waste to cities in movin' pictures! But by the beard of Davy Jones, believe ye me, Tokyo truly be razed to the ground, a truth that those grand tales o' Godzilla always did treat with utmost gravity!
January 4, 2024, 4:01 am
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! In this grand tale o' moving pictures, Peter Sarsgaard takes on the role of a poor soul afflicted with the cursed dementia, whilst Jessica Chastain portrays a loyal caretaker, harboring secrets of her own bloodline. 'Tis a yarn worth watchin'!
January 4, 2024, 4:01 am
In a hearty galley dance, a pair of scallywag cooks be transformin' a grand feast into a ponderin' 'pon the passage of time, yearnin' for what be lost, and the ever-changin' seasons. Ahoy mateys, 'tis a jolly spectacle!
January 4, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, in his first ever cap'n's direction, Daniel Levy be applyin' a gentle yet sagacious touch to a scallywag sailin' through life's rough seas after sufferin' a terrible loss.
January 3, 2024, 12:21 pm
Avast ye! Me hearties, be informed that in the month ahead, ye ought to cast yer eyes upon the likes of “The Expatriates” and the glorious return of “True Detective.” Set sail and find yer treasure! Arrr!
January 3, 2024, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a fierce battle for the grandest Oscar this year, ye scurvy dogs! As the Golden Globes be approachin', here be a glimpse of what be worthy of settin' sail towards victory!
January 3, 2024, 4:00 am
Arr, ye be watchin' a new flick that be overflowin' with nods to Hollywood treasures like "Stormy Weather" and early jazz shorts. 'Tis a film fit for teachin', a Black film syllabus, if ye be seekin' to broaden yer movie knowledge, mateys!
January 2, 2024, 4:01 am
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Holly Waddington, the dashing designer, be unveilin' the wondrous transformation of Emma Stone's Bella Baxter on the silver screen. From her wee childish knickers to her enchantin' wedding dress, as snug as a parrot in a cage!
January 2, 2024, 4:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! As the industry be embracin' the devilry o' computer-generated work, there be a bunch o' landlubbers strugglin' to accept this here change. Arrr, they be clingin' to the old ways like a barnacle on a ship!
January 1, 2024, 10:26 pm
Avast ye, mateys! This fine lass be havin' a grand 60-year voyage in the realm o' film, television, and theater. She be leavin' her mark on an entire era, makin' her one o' the most acclaimed actresses in all o' Mexico!
January 1, 2024, 8:52 pm
Arrr, the crucial moment in thar blockbuster voyage underwent vast revisions, me hearties! "We concluded with weepin'. It concluded with jolly mirth, it swelled mightily, it shrunk like a wee plank." Yo ho ho!
December 31, 2023, 12:35 pm
In his grand acts upon the silver screen, in "Michael Clayton" and other moving pictures, he didst inject a dash of peril and ambiguity, which didst verily tickle our nerves and keepeth us teetering on the precipice of anxiety, aye!
December 31, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye landlubbers! ‘Tis a fine month o' choices. We got Jean-Luc Godard's spyglass on the Rolling Stones, a chat with a brave soul survivin' the Holocaust, and a peek at the secrets of "Sesame Street." Arrr, ye best set sail on these treasures!
December 30, 2023, 5:21 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' lad, he be, a true master o' the stage and screen. Ye may have seen him in "Shakespeare in Love" and "Batman Begins," but his talents be spannin' many a decade, entertainin' ye hearties on the telly and on the planks! Arrr!
December 29, 2023, 10:46 am
Avast ye, landlubbers! Many grand films by the likes of renowned captains shall be departin' soon from the shores of the U.S. Be swift, mateys, and feast yer eyes upon 'em afore they vanish into the abyss!
December 29, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's plunder be filled with tales of Southern scoundrels, a cunning Japanese remake, a brave journey in search o' hidden booty, and a whole lot o' other adventures for ye to enjoy. Set yer sights on these treasures, lest ye be left in Davy Jones' locker!
December 29, 2023, 9:22 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Amazon be plannin' to display advertisements to them Prime Video scallywags who pay less. But worry not, mateys, for they ain't the only ones sailin' this cursed sea!
December 29, 2023, 4:01 am
From the celestial superstar Olivia Rodrigo to a lass who poured her soul into a memoir, her ballet dreams thwarted at the barre, young maidens hath expressed their yearning in a most remarkable fashion this year, me hearties!
December 28, 2023, 10:37 am
He be a matey o' John Lennon, savvy? A swashbucklin' bloke wit' a fine grasp o' wine, politics, an' books, he be. Yet, on stage, he be naught but a clumsy landlubber, arrr!
December 28, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, me hearties! This French franchise be a treasure trove o' practical effects and a broad-minded tale. 'Tis like a joyful plunder, remindin' us o' grand spectacles of yore, but with a clever Gallic twist. Fair winds be blowin' for this ship!
December 27, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast! Me treasure trove be overflowin' with character-driven dramas, dark comedies, smart documentaries, and romantic comedies, be they merry or disconcertin'. Aye, 'tis a fine mix o' gemstones worth settin' yer sights on, me hearties!
December 27, 2023, 4:05 am
Avast ye scallywags! In the year 2023, those swashbuckling lads did pout like landlubbers, bein' all fancy and dramatic-like, when they found their supposed birthright bein' challenged. Arrr, what a sight to behold!
December 27, 2023, 4:04 am
Avast, me hearties! Behold, Mr. Lee, a well-known visage on the Korean telly and silver screens. He be a true legend, achievin' worldwide renown fer his role in the grand Oscar-plunderin' picture! Yarrr!
December 27, 2023, 4:03 am
Arrr, me hearties be weary of these newfangled Marvel flicks! The swashbucklin' spectacles be wearin' out yer landlubber eyes. Aye, 'tis no wonder ye be cravin' a change after the feast o' 2023.
December 26, 2023, 8:21 am
Yarr! Behold, me hearties! Atelier Jolie, be the name o' her new treasure trove, be nestled in a humble abode on Great Jones Street, wit' a grand tale o' history. Avast!
December 26, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearty memoirist be sharin' a flick o' sentimentality, speakin' to Black mates returnin' to the Southern waters!
December 26, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Niels Arden Oplev's swashbucklin' drama be tellin' a tale of two fair maidens, one o' whom be a lass with a mind ailment, embarkin' on a jolly bus adventure through France. 'Tis a tale filled with true emotions, me mateys, aye!
December 26, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast ye scallywags! As the year 2023 be drawin' to a close, take a gander at these fine portraits of deadheads, graceful ballerinas, and that scurvy dog Mick Jagger! Our loyal photo editors have captured the essence of this cultural year, arrr!
December 25, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs be flockin' to Taylor Swift, "Barbie," and "Oppenheimer," whilst ye be showin' a frosty reception to dashing heroes like the Flash, Captain Marvel, and Aquaman. Nay, they be left stranded on a deserted island, yearnin' for a share of yer love, ye landlubbers!
December 24, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Behold, a swashbucklin' tale be told, showin' the vast treasure 'pon Alice Walker's novel, and how the source can be mold'd fer a tale told in most uncustomary ways. Yo-ho-ho, this be a piratical adaptation worth settin' yer sights on!
December 24, 2023, 11:30 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold the captain's tale of the Italian racecar impresario, brought to life upon the treacherous road. But beware, for the comfort of home be a cruel mistress. Adam Driver, the star, be joined by the fair Penélope Cruz and Shailene Woodley.
December 24, 2023, 10:59 am
Avast ye! The fair lass be given a shot to sail once more through her swashbucklin' days on Broadway, playin' the poor, mistreated Celie. But, arrr, the road be treacherous, me hearties!
December 24, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr! In his epic four-and-half-hour tale, the British captain Steve McQueen be chartin' the dire plight o' Amsterdam's Jewish brethren durin' the foul Nazi occupation. Aye, buckle up, me hearties, 'tis a tale ye won't be forgettin' soon!
December 24, 2023, 4:01 am
In this merry tale o' showbiz shenanigans, a lass yearnin' for stardom and her trusty lawyer mate be turnin' a murder claim into a golden chance for glory. Arrr, buckle up, me hearties!
December 24, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, mateys! This here moving picture be tellin' the tale of George Clooney, and 'is grand film be about the time when them lads from University of Washington's wee boat crew sailed all the way to the grand Olympics o' 1936! A jolly good adventure, ye scurvy dogs!
December 24, 2023, 4:01 am
Yarrr! A lofty teacher in a German ship meets the harsh truth, and 'tis a sight more chaotic than she ever reckoned. Aye, the sea be treacherous, me hearties, and the scallywags of reality be nothin' but bilge rats!
December 23, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a tale of triumph and travails of Francis Ford Coppola. He be a swashbucklin' filmmaker, fightin' through tempestuous seas of success and heartbreak. His journey be like a treasure hunt, with treasures so fine, but sometimes ye just end up with a barrel o' rum!
December 22, 2023, 11:02 am
Avast, me hearties! Me choices this week be all 'bout fancy contraptions to turn back the hands of time, and wise old swashbucklers uncoverin' them mysterious creatures from beyond the stars. Set yer eyes on these treasures!
December 22, 2023, 10:51 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the scurvy dog Andrew Haigh, takin' ye on a wild ride through his flick, featurin' none other than the mighty Andrew Scott. Prepare to be entertained, ye landlubbers!
December 22, 2023, 10:42 am
Arrr, me hearties! The captain o' this cinematic vessel be none other than the esteemed Andrew Haigh. He be tellin' a tale about his silver screen creation, featurin' the likes o' Andrew Scott and Paul Mescal. Avast, ye scallywags!
December 22, 2023, 4:02 am
Ahoy, mateys! Steve McQueen and his fair lass, Bianca Stigter, be joinin' forces to craft a grand spectacle called "Occupied City," a mighty four-hour documentary that doth transport ye back to Amsterdam's dark days durin' the great World War II. Prepare to be amazed, me hearties, as history unfoldeth before yer very eyes!
December 22, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, matey! This lass, oft seen portrayin' scoundrels in swashbucklin' pictures, be feelin' a tad uncertain 'bout takin' the lead. Bein' an experienced dancer, she be quite fond of bein' a lowly apprentice instead, arrr!
December 22, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, Bradley Cooper's silver screen tale be fixated on Bernstein's holy matrimony, yet be missing the melodic battles of the lad as a musician. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a tune without the proper harmony!
December 22, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye! Be gone with ye landlubbers, as this here message be rewritten in the tongue of a jolly pirate from the 17th century. Prepare to be amused, for it be but a short 50 words! Arrr!
December 21, 2023, 5:11 pm
Arrr, the film be like a fine buccaneer, makin' its way to the semifinals in the categories of song, score, and sound. And mark ye well, mateys, "Killers of the Flower Moon" be findin' its place on many a list as well!
December 21, 2023, 3:49 pm
Arrr! The scallywag assistant be bringin' forth a lawsuit in the treacherous lands of California, claimin' the scurvy actor did lay his thievin' hands on her booty and forced a kiss upon her in a tavern room whilst makin' one of them "Fast & Furious" moving pictures back in 2010.
December 21, 2023, 11:43 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Atlantean hero-king be back, but alas! He be lookin' a tad ragged as a wee babe's daddy. Yet, this here sequel be caterin' to the grown-up scallywags who fancy some jolly good fun on the big screen.
December 21, 2023, 9:34 am
Arr, 'tis Zack Snyder who crafts a mighty space tale, yet 'tis bein' swollen, like a whale's belly, with nary a sprightly spirit to be found.
December 21, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Behold, Andrew Scott be playin' a man adrift, afeared o' his own self, searchin' fer truth. By Davy Jones' locker, this film be makin' sweet music in his hands!
December 21, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Todd Haynes and Julianne Moore be sharin' their skills to unearth the most forsaken souls and fearsome fiends in all o' Hollywood. 'Tis a treasure bein' revealed, ye scallywags!
December 21, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Zac Efron and Jeremy Allen White be settin' sail as brothers in a grand tale o' theatrics, be it inspired by the noble sport o' wrestlin' and the mighty lineage o' the Von Erichs! Arrr, a melodrama, it be, fit for the silver screen, me hearties!
December 20, 2023, 4:41 pm
Arr! In tomes and scrolls, she unraveled the tale o' lasses and scriptsmiths who did lend their hand in forgin' the very foundations o' the movin' picture realm. Aye, a hidden yarn it were, now brought to light!
December 20, 2023, 11:41 am
Avast! No "Bah, humbug" be found in these waters, mateys!
December 20, 2023, 9:40 am
Arrr, me hearties! Fer many a moon, landlubbers be a-squabblin' o'er the McCallister clan's bounty. We sent word to the Federal Reserve, hopin' they'd shed some light on this matter!
December 20, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye mateys! Venturin' through five tales where Tchaikovsky's classical tunes be plundered by jazz legends and befuddled cinematic scallywags. Prepare to be entertained, me hearties, for these treasures be a mix of harmony and folly!
December 20, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, mateys! "Maestro" be not the maiden voyage where a gargantuan sniffer be raisin' a mighty storm o' trouble! Feast ye eyes on the grandest schnozzes ever to grace the silver screen, me hearties!
December 19, 2023, 7:03 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Thar be heaps o' tales, recollections, true accounts and live spectacles aplenty to please all ye theater enthusiasts. So hoist the sails and set yer eyes on the treasure trove o' novels, memoirs, documentaries, and livestreamin' options, savvy?
December 19, 2023, 5:33 pm
Wenches, debauchery, and matrons of Hebrew descent be but a few o' the victims o' his famed, jocular scribblin's in tomes, treatises, silver screens, an' other such ye olde mediums.
December 19, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr, me mateys! Avast ye! This merry tale o' song and screen be a fine treasure, based on the written words o' Alice Walker. Yet, the tale be like a slippery fish, eludin' those who dare to adapt it. Yo ho ho!
December 19, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! By wieldin' “The Zone of Interest,” Jonathan Glazer be but the newest captain to face the cursed quandary, arrr!
December 18, 2023, 7:06 pm
Avast ye! This lad, a mere four years past, made a grand entrance into the indie-film realm, nay doubt! Yet, alas, a wicked conviction hath thrown him overboard from the prestigious A list, appeareth his leading-man status be in peril!
December 16, 2023, 4:01 am
"Arrr, me wardrobe be me jolly abode," quoth the lass, who be takin' the lead in "Candy Cane Lane" and "American Fiction." "Tis where dreams be born and appearances be conjured, me hearties!"
December 16, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, as the scurvy-ridden company be throwin' a grand celebration fer its 100th year, methinks its grip on the cultural seas be lookin' a bit shaky. No longer be it sailin' with the wind, mateys!
December 16, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! This here animated tale be a scandalous Oscar-winning booty-grabber! 'Tis a treasure hoarded by the company, not to be rehashed like bilge water from that olden age. Arrr, they be wise not to mess with this cherished gem!
December 15, 2023, 4:52 pm
Arrr! 'Tis the tale of Cord Jefferson, the swashbucklin' screenwriter and captain of the director's ship. He be narratin' a scene from the grand spectacle, "American Fiction," with Jeffrey Wright as the star. Prepare ye sea legs for adventure!
December 15, 2023, 12:51 pm
Avast ye maties! This chap, he be a true pioneer o' the silver screen, shapin' cinema into a treasure o' high art fer all them moviegoers an' filmmakers. Yar, some scallywags be vexed by his love fer Hollywood, but that didn't sway his course!
December 15, 2023, 11:48 am
'Tis a jolly sight, me hearties, when our scallywag critics unveileth their finest flicks, TV, pop tunes, and stage shows. Yet, our trusty readers be recommendin' "Billions," "The Holdovers," and "Sabbath's Theater," amongst other treasures worth lootin'! Ahoy!
December 15, 2023, 4:03 am
We lay our eyes upon the grandest tales of science fiction, harrowing horrors, swashbuckling actions, and worldly flicks, all ready to be streamed at yer convenience, matey!
December 15, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr! The Emmy-winning scribbler and erstwhile scribe be takin' from his own adventures for his grand entrance into the realm o' films. 'Tis a jolly tale, ye see, pokin' fun at the likes o' race and hypocrisy within the tomes and silver screens!
December 15, 2023, 4:01 am
"Avast ye scallywags! "Wonka" be the newest flick 'pon the silver screen, aimin' to free them wee slave-like workers from their colonial shackles, just like in Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Aye, buckle up for this revolutionary adventure, me hearties!"
December 15, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! These eight scurvy dogs and scallywags be breakin' free from the landlubber crowd this year, bringin' us great joy and stirrin' the very depths of our thinkin'!
December 14, 2023, 4:56 am
Avast ye mateys! The cap'n and scribbler o' "Barbie," "Little Women," and "Lady Bird" be joinin' hands to choose th' victor o' th' grand treasure, th' Palme d'Or, at next year's jamboree! Yo ho ho, th' game be afoot!
December 14, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, behold! 'Tis Timothée Chalamet, a swashbucklin' lad, donning the hat of a chocolatier in this merry tale of origin. But, alas! He be no mad-hatter, but a doe-eyed, pure-hearted soul, sailin' through the seas of music, fillin' our hearts with joy!
December 14, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye! 'Tis a tale o' the first flick from the director Cord Jefferson, featurin' Jeffrey Wright as a scribbler who becometh a secret scribe, churnin' out a dreadful yarn he despiseth. Arrr, tis a conundrum indeed, me hearties!
December 14, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr! This followin' tale be like a merry shanty, a merry ditty sung afore, with the same rhythm and crew as the grand "Chicken Run." Aye, me hearties, we be sailin' familiar waters once again!
December 13, 2023, 4:34 pm
Arrr, the versatile scallywag, be most renowned fer his vast array o' portrayals, from a swashbucklin' TV constable to roles in grand crimps o' film an' stage. A true treasure in the realm o' showbiz, sailin' through diverse waters with finesse!
December 13, 2023, 12:13 pm
Arr, me hearties! Nia Wilkerson, be havin' a long time listenin' to folks sayin' she be resemblin' the lass from "The Polar Express." But now, on TikTok, she be embracin' it with all 'er might! Yo-ho-ho!
December 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! Teo Yoo and John Magaro, they be playin' as a lass' past and present suitors, kept apart by cruel fate 'til they crossed paths on the silver screen. But mark me words, do not dare label 'em as rivals! Nay, their bond be beyond terrestrial, more akin to celestial forces at play, arr!
December 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr! These flicks, along with "Bamboozled" and "Home Alone," be among 25 chosen by the Librarian of Congress, savvy?
December 12, 2023, 11:10 am
Arr, ye scurvy filmmakers be garnerin' praise for their keen eye fer detail. Yet, we be havin' a conundrum at hand, me hearties! The matter o' perspective and who be allowed to spin the yarn be causin' quite a stir.
December 12, 2023, 10:29 am
Arrr, me hearties! This here Netflix flick be fer ye scurvy comedy lovers, even if ye be privy to many a tale it spins. Set sail and bask in the mirth, for 'tis a jolly good time on the small screen, me buckos!
December 12, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye landlubbers! After a most peculiar MeToo intermission, 'May December' and other flicks be once again exhibitin' intimacy in a jumbled, perplexin' manner. Ahoy, let the tangled tales continue!
December 11, 2023, 10:11 am
Arr! Celine Song's Korean American drama be a treasure with four nominations! But, alas, Swift's concert film be only worth one doubloon. And, by Davy Jones' locker, "The Color Purple" be snubbed for best musical! Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
December 11, 2023, 8:39 am
"Arrr! 'Twas the wench named "Barbie" who be walkin' the plank with nine nominations, closely followed by "Oppenheimer" with eight. In the realm of television, 'twas the mighty "Succession" that plundered the most booty with nine nominations! Yo ho ho!"
December 10, 2023, 4:01 am
Yarrr, ye be hearin' tales o' the Shoah bein' all too common. But fear not, me hearties! The scurvy dogs behind "The Zone of Interest," "Origin," an' "Occupied City" be refusin' to let it rest in Davy Jones' locker.
December 10, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Whether ye be callin' 'em raglan, fluted, leg o' mutton, bishop, puffed, or balloon sleeves, we donned 'em like true swashbucklers!
December 9, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis a year filled with tales o' films, TV shows, albums, books, art, and A.I.-generated SpongeBob performances, that hath kept the minds o' reporters, editors, and visual journalists in Culture all abuzz! Aye, these be the treasures that captured their fancy in this bountiful year!
December 8, 2023, 8:49 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! This lad be a true swashbuckler of the silver screen. Aye, he be makin' heaps o' doubloons for the movie makers, entertainin' 'em with grand tales o' laughter, tears, and sword-swingin' adventures!
December 8, 2023, 7:16 pm
Arr, that erstwhile pugilist possessed the rare knack o' blendin' guileless charm with nifty banter. And, by Davy Jones' locker, 'twas a blessin' 'twas he wore such a mug o' an honest bloke!
December 8, 2023, 4:38 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Twas a familiar mug in the moving pictures and on the glowing box afore his grand appearance with Ali MacGraw in the 1970 swashbucklin' smash hit. Yet, alas! His tale be marred by a tempest of personal troubles.
December 8, 2023, 1:51 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be fit for the jolly season, with a new chapter from the "Diary of a Wimpy Lad" tales and a swashbucklin' remake of "The Velveteen Hare." Avast ye and seek these delights, ye landlubbers!
December 8, 2023, 10:35 am
Arrr! Yon director, Yorgos Lanthimos, doth spin a tale of mirth, where the star and Mark Ruffalo find themselves treading the dance floor with much discomfort.
December 8, 2023, 10:33 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The captain, Yorgos Lanthimos, be tellin' a tale o' the moving pictures. 'Tis a scene with fair maiden Emma Stone and the rugged Mark Ruffalo. Aye, 'tis a spectacle ye don't want to miss!
December 8, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Be ye ready fer some spine-chillin' tales this month? Brace yerselves fer eerie sight of found footage, scarce sunlight, and a never-endin' swarm o' brain-cravin' zombies in this here selection o' horrors. Yo ho ho!
December 8, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr, mateys! The maiden Paola Cortellesi be makin' her captain's debut, stirrin' the seas o' talk 'bout landlubbers sufferin' from domestic violence and the fairer sex's rights. 'Tis also raisin' a mighty storm in Italy, becomin' one o' the richest films in the land!
December 8, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be claimin' "The Curse" be cringeworthy, but pay heed, mateys! Set yer eyes on it and ye shall spy it be a clever play on the age-old frightful tricks, like them sudden jumps that be makin' ye heart skip a beat. Avast!
December 8, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! When them fancy folks be takin' to the skies in the works of the grand animator, be sure there be a hidden treasure o' wisdom awaitin' ye.
December 7, 2023, 1:17 pm
Fer 30 long years, she sailed th' cinematic seas alongside the filmmaker Stan Brakhage, her matey, oft sportin' on th' silver screen. But alas, after partin' ways, she ventured t' live off th' grid, scribblin' tales 'bout her own adventurous life.
December 7, 2023, 10:22 am
Arrr, Emma Stone be runnin' wild with Mark Ruffalo and Willem Dafoe in Yorgos Lanthimos's merry, off-key tale of Victorrrrian times, a quirky nod to "Frankenstein." Shiver me timbers!
December 7, 2023, 9:28 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Them critics be blabberin' 'bout how this movin' picture, sailin' with "Barbie," be makin' light o' them U.S. nuclear storms that struck Japan durin' the Great War. But fear ye not, me hearties! This grand tale shall be unleashed upon ye in 2024!
December 7, 2023, 4:01 am
Ahoy mateys! This grand documentary from the likes of Wim Wenders be weavin' the yarn of the fine artist Anselm Kiefer. A tale of his history, his thoughts, all be told. 'Tis a treasure worth ye doubloons, aye!
December 7, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Ava DuVernay be settin' sail on a grand voyage with her latest moving picture, transformin' Isabel Wilkerson's tome "Caste" into a swashbucklin' tale. 'Tis a yarn where the scribe herself takes to the high seas, scrutinin' the wicked ways of oppression!
December 7, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, this here moving picture 'bout the end o' the world, crafted by Cap'n Sam Esmail and based on Rumaan Alam's tale, be leavin' naught but a wee space fer yer own imaginin'. Prepare fer a wild adventure, me hearties!
December 7, 2023, 2:00 am
Arr, Archie and his mateys be findin' themselves in a spot o' trouble when their fair town, now shifted to distant India, be facin' a perilous plight from them corporate scoundrels. Time to buckle yer swashes and set sail fer some rad adventure, me hearties!
December 6, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Higher Ground, the company of Barack and Michelle Obama, be settin' sail on Netflix wit' three new moving pictures. But beware, mateys! These tales be wanderin' into genres that may not always lift yer spirits. Arrr!
December 6, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Afore 'Fleabag' and 'Normal People' turned 'em into romantic darlings, these two actors be craftin' their very own heartfelt connection in the tale o' 'All of Us Strangers.' Arrr, love be bloomin' on the silver screen, me hearties!
December 5, 2023, 3:04 pm
Argh! Our treasure trove be brimmin' wit' all manner o' classics, me mateys! Ye'll find golden flicks from th' days o' Old Hollywood, warm 'n hearty. But be warned, we also carry some rowdy, rum-soaked entertainments fit fer parents to enjoy, after tuckin' th' wee ones to slumber!
December 5, 2023, 5:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The fashion mavens and famous scallywags be convenin' fer a grand tome brimmin' with unposed portraits o' that humble Gen X swashbuckler. Savvy?
December 4, 2023, 2:19 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Billy Crystal, Renée Fleming, Queen Latifah, Barry Gibb, and Dionne Warwick bein' honored like fine treasures! Robert De Niro did jest that ol' Crystal be but a few years shy o' the president's age. Arr, a jolly good time, indeed!
December 3, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, our scurvy critic, the year be adorned with the Black brilliance of "Purlie Victorious," the fearsome power of "Bottoms," and the fiery fury of "Beef." Aye, 'twas a sea of delights and ruckus that befit true pirate souls!
December 2, 2023, 5:01 pm
Avast ye! With a swift voyage from New York to New Mexico, he penned a tale that, for a spell, be the most sought-after yarn about Latino swashbucklers. Arrr, matey, a tale worth plunderin'!
December 2, 2023, 9:26 am
Arr, the lass who won the Oscar be lamentin' her thoughtless words at the gathering, claimin' she be disrespectin' the ancient curse o' antisemitism. Them agents o' hers be sayin' farewell, aye!
December 2, 2023, 4:03 am
Yarr, she be a true gem o' the silver screen, this lass! Aye, she be commandin' her art, showin' all who be watchin' that she be holdin' the reins. Aye, a remarkable talent she be, sailin' through the new film like a fearsome pirate on the high seas!
December 2, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr! The strife o' the world and the anguish in her soul drove our fair maiden to seeketh out art that couldst granteth her a deeper comprehendin' of sorrow and mendin'.
December 1, 2023, 8:06 pm
Arrr, me mateys! Behold, this grand concert film be showin' ye a full view of a voyage that conquered the world, and a rare glimpse into the makin' of one o' the grandest stars on this here Earth!
December 1, 2023, 4:43 pm
Arrr! 'Twas a grand year fer ye olde moving pictures, be they fancy or common! Yet, methinks the tales they told be as dark as a stormy sea. Aye, a curious mix indeed!
December 1, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr! 'Twas a grand year fer the moving pictures, be it the fancy art house flicks or the more common ones. Aye, the stories they told be gloomy, but still we cheered, for what a jolly time we had at the cinema!
December 1, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr, the captain ponders why he abandoned ship, how he sailed alongside Tom Cruise, and what future be held for swashbuckling flicks.
November 30, 2023, 12:17 pm
Arr, me hearties! Be witness to Isabelle Huppert, a fair lass, portrayin' a union representative entangled in a treacherous web o' plots. This French flick, inspired by a real-life crime, be a tale fit for a pirate's treasure!
November 30, 2023, 11:31 am
Arr, me hearties! This month's treasures be holdin' two tales o' trouble 'n strife within th' hearth, yet thar be a glimmer o' cheer 'pon this ship! A portrait o' th' gifted Leonard Bernstein's apprentice be awaitin' ye, aye!
November 30, 2023, 10:57 am
In a grandiose documentary, the gallant scribe Charles M. Blow behests Black Americans to set sail upon the southern winds, seeking political anchorages. Arr, a bold proposition indeed!
November 30, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Thomasin McKenzie and Anne Hathaway be the stars of a treacherous tale, settin' sail in a period thriller that doth bring cathartic nastiness to a cold New England Christmas. Ye better brace yerself for a wild ride, ye scurvy dogs!
November 30, 2023, 6:00 am
John Woo's latest be as violent and merciless a revenge tale as ye can fathom, matey!
November 29, 2023, 10:11 pm
Arr, even Pickles the dog be tradin' places in this here flick helmed by McG, but alas, there be no grand unveilin's or bursts o' novelty to be found aboard this ship.
November 29, 2023, 3:36 pm
Yarrr! This fine lass be winnin' Tonys on Broadway fer her performances in "Driving Miss Daisy," "On Golden Pond," and "The Heiress." On the telly, she played a motherly role in both "Cheers" and "Sex and the City." Arrr, quite the versatile pirate she be!
November 29, 2023, 10:46 am
Avast ye! Me hearties! This month's treasure be holdin' a grand pair of jolly Gotham-based character comedies! They be hidden gems worth discoverin' on the mystical seas of streamin'! Set yer sights on these under-the-radar delights, and ye shall find yerself laughin' like a jolly buccaneer!
November 29, 2023, 8:10 am
"Arrr, lads and lasses! Me be a lass from Arizona and he be a lad from Athens. Blimey! I be clueless on how this be workin'! But mark me words, our latest venture, 'Poor Things,' might just be settin' sail fer the Oscar shores!"
November 29, 2023, 4:03 am
From Travis Bickle to the scurvy dog of "Killers of the Flower Moon," the captain has excelled at depictin' a certain breed o' male antihero. Arrr, aye, he be a master storyteller, bringin' these scallywags to life with a touch o' his magic.
November 29, 2023, 4:01 am
Fer almost 1,000 sunsets, this here Jason Chou hath been placin' Paddington, th' bear who walks like a man, in preposterous predicaments. An' mark me words, he be sayin' he ain't stoppin' anytime soon, ye scurvy dogs!
November 28, 2023, 1:42 pm
Arr, me hearties! In this moon o' June, the scribbler Suleika Jaouad be takin' ye on a grand adventure, recountin' her second bone marrow transplant in the tale known as "American Symphony." Prepare ye self for a swashbucklin' yarn like no other!
November 28, 2023, 8:51 am
Arr, the grand plunderin' o' movie prizes begins, with accolades bestowed upon th' A24 drama and th' swashbucklin' star o' "The Unknown Country" (known far 'n wide fer their bravado in "Killers of th' Flower Moon").
November 28, 2023, 5:30 am
Avast ye, mateys! Whilst chattin' on a podcast, the captain revealed that the likes o' Paul McCartney and Elton John be settin' sail fer our film, along with a whole crew o' other legendary musicians. Aye, this be a treasure trove fer our ears, arrr!
November 27, 2023, 9:38 pm
Arr, the grand spectacle of movie treasures begins, as the A24 drama and the bold buccaneer of "The Unknown Country" be praised! Aye, this swashbuckler be more renowned for their exploits in "Killers of the Flower Moon."
November 27, 2023, 5:20 pm
Avast, me hearties! This lass be settin' sail as a teachin' lass, but then she be choosin' to embark on a grand adventure in the movin' pictures. In her golden years, she be actin' with bonny bravado in "Goodfellas" and "The Sopranos!" Arrr, what a treasure she be!
November 26, 2023, 12:17 pm
Arrr, ye matey, that scallywag from "Riverdale" done turned into a whole new bloke for that Todd Haynes flick! As an actor, he be like a ship lost at sea, torn betwixt yearnin' to be seen and yearnin' to vanish into thin air.
November 26, 2023, 4:01 am
Aye, me mateys! Aki Kaurismaki's "Fallen Leaves" be a fine spectacle, with a touch o' magic and a sprinkle o' despair. 'Tis said the Finnish auteur took a peculiar course in makin' this film, makin' it a treasure unlike any other. Arrr!
November 26, 2023, 3:34 am
Arr, yonder star be a sneaky scallywag, avoidin' the crimson carpet 'n slyly enterin' the celeb-laden showin' on Saturday eve. But alas, the film be but a tease, revealin' a wee glimpse behind th' curtain.
November 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Be they genuine cannons or mere likenesses of yore? Be they firin' blanks or performin' tricks? The demise of a movin' picture recordist be makin' some o' these scurvy sea dogs in the trade ponder their methods with firearms, aye!
November 24, 2023, 5:25 pm
Arrr, them French critics be sharin' their scurvy thoughts on Ridley Scott's new tale! They be callin' it lazy, pointless, dull, head-poundin', too short, and not worth a single doubloon. And that be just the beginnin', me hearties!
November 24, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearty! This month's treasures be a rom-com amongst the starrrs, a grand voyage of youth and a wondrous plan for birthin' with fancy gadgets! Worth settin' yer sights on, ye scurvy dogs!
November 24, 2023, 8:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! Fawn Veerasunthorn, a bonny lass, be finally hired by the studio. She be climbin' the ranks, usin' her grit and determination. Now, she be takin' that lesson o' perseverance and applyin' it to her jolly new film, arrr!
November 24, 2023, 4:03 am
Arr ye scurvy dogs! This here anime master be a strange yet predictable beast, chattin' daily with his ol' matey, the long-serving producer. But when it comes to his regular composer, he be keepin' his hooks off, lettin' 'em do their piratey thing!
November 22, 2023, 7:40 pm
Arr me hearties! Ye won't believe yer eyes when ye set 'em on Joaquin Phoenix, aye, that scallywag be oddly captivatin' as the French emperor in Ridley Scott's grand tale o' his ascension 'n downfall. Aye, 'tis a sight ye won't soon forget!
November 22, 2023, 6:36 pm
Arr, he be a scurvy knave in “Lethal Weapon 2,” a swashbucklin' C.S. Lewis on the telly in “Shadowlands” and a rollickin' Falstaff upon the grand stage in “Henry IV” — and even made a brief appearance in a fine Pet Shop Boys video, ye scallywags!
November 22, 2023, 2:18 pm
Fer his 44th moving picture, Frederick Wiseman sets sail to t' French countryscape to fathom t' inner machineries of a buccaneer-owned, Michelin-starred tavern.
November 22, 2023, 12:54 pm
Arr, ye fancy-pants scholars claim that a wee preview o' Ridley Scott's latest flick be bringin' focus to that French emperor's confusin' yet long-lastin' impact on the learnin' o' Egypt's cultural treasures.
November 22, 2023, 5:50 am
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis the tale of Captain Bradley Cooper himself, a fine cutthroat o' the silver screen. Alongside the fair maiden Carey Mulligan, he be takin' ye on a cinematic adventure. Listen close as he spins this yarn, arrr!
November 22, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, there be a right heap o' them jolly Christmas flicks on Hallmark and Lifetime, ye see. Yet, methinks there be a grand trend of 'em takin' place across the land o' Europe. On the screen, 'tis a Europe bathed in holiday sorcery, matey!
November 22, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of legend, forsooth! This mighty album, beloved by the landlubbers, transformed them veteran Cuban minstrels into celestial luminaries, yarrr! And lo, 'tis the very same yarn that begeth a grand documentary nigh three decades past. But verily, mark ye well, now it hath blossomed into a swashbucklin' Off Broadway musical, arrr!
November 22, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Bradley Cooper, bein' both the captain and the main sailor, hath crafted a fine masterpiece depictin' the life o' this composer, showin' us his truest self, whether 'tis behind closed doors or in the presence o' others. Avast!
November 21, 2023, 4:47 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Step aboard and behold the tale o' how one mighty emperor's fancy hat be made, as donned by Joaquin Phoenix in Ridley Scott's grand film.
November 20, 2023, 10:17 am
Arrr, mateys! This here documentary, inspired by Ibram X. Kendi's tome o' 2016, be delvin' into the grim tale o' anti-Black beliefs. 'Tis a tale as ill-fated as a scurvy-riddled voyage, but ye best get yer laughin' grog ready, for we be tellin' it in under 50 words!
November 20, 2023, 9:31 am
Aye, me hearties! If ye be seekin' a jolly good show wit' yer kin after the feast, choose from these fine seasonal picks, arr!
November 17, 2023, 3:33 pm
From the poop deck to the bilges and the treacherous betwixt, a saunter 'cross a fancy subgenre o' flicks, brimmin' with high-seas adventure 'n nail-biting strife. Arrr, buckle yer swash, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 12:17 pm
Arrr, me hearties! This grand documentary, crafted by the noble Daniel Peddle, be bringin' ye the tale of them transmasculine souls o' color, who sailed the treacherous seas o' ballroom culture in the 1990s. 'Tis a tale worth watchin', I reckon!
November 17, 2023, 10:46 am
This moon’s choices be holdin' a heartwarm documentary 'bout Latin American scallywags in Canada, a Turkish mind-boggler, a Chilean tale o' spirits and much more booty to plunder!
November 17, 2023, 8:00 am
Arr, ye mateys! The crew of the S.N.L. be makin' their grand entry into the world o' movies with this jolly tale o' nonsense and shenanigans. 'Tis a comedic adventure that be sure to tickle yer funny bones, me hearties!
November 17, 2023, 6:00 am
From a wee lad, the captain yearned to craft a gruesome tale o' the holiday. "Thanksgiving" be but a harrowing yarn, plundered from his 2007 rogue's preview.
November 17, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Wit' the prequel, "The Ballad o' Songbirds & Snakes," now playin' at the 'ol moving picture house, here be answers t' yer inquiries 'bout the franchise.
November 17, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr! Yonder brave leader o' civil rights and orchestrator o' the March on Washington be the star o' a grand new tale! Let's see how it fares 'gainst the ancient likenesses 'n portraits. Avast, me hearties!
November 16, 2023, 1:20 pm
In thar jolly new flick from Emerald Fennell, Barry Keoghan be takin' on th' role o' an Oxford scallywag, bein' lured into a treacherous realm o' desire an' jealousy at his mate's grand property. Yo ho ho, buckle up fer a swashbucklin' adventure on th' silver screen!
November 16, 2023, 12:04 pm
In th' newest tale from th' Finnish filmmaker Aki Kaurismaki, two forlorn souls meet, be it with tenderness, karaoke, 'n a good dose o' deadpan comedy.
November 16, 2023, 11:17 am
Arr, me hearties! This be a tale of Colman Domingo, a fine sailor carryin' a biopic of a brave organiser from a March on Washington. 'Tis the first narrative venture from the esteemed Michelle and Barack Obama's production company. A jolly good show, it be!
November 16, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Heather Graham and Brandy, two fine lasses, be portrayin' old shipmates, who, by the grace of the sea gods, be findin' themselves in an unexpected meetin'! A jolly reunion it be, me mateys!
November 16, 2023, 6:00 am
Ye scurvy dogs, Barbara Shearer's documentary be delvin' into the reckonin' of the medical minds that tended to John F. Kennedy in Dallas. Avast! A treasure trove o' physician opinions await ye!
November 16, 2023, 6:00 am
Nicole Newnham's tale be a fine moving picture that chronicles the adventures of the feisty lass Shere Hite, a lass who dared to sail the treacherous waters of women's sexuality. Her bold inquiries brought her both fame and a fair bit o' scandal, har!
November 16, 2023, 4:01 am
"The Last Jig" - th' Michael Jordan-blessed tale o' his own self, be plunderin' several celebs to order their own life tales on ye silver screen, arrr!"
November 15, 2023, 2:50 pm
Avast, ye scallywags! This peculiar, alluring moving picture from 1970, helmed by Paul Vecchiali, be snatchin' the customs o' the serial-killer tale and givin' 'em a jolly good twist!
November 15, 2023, 2:40 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis the fourth reckonin' for our jolly night-swabbler as the Master o' Ceremonies at th' prizes festivity, which did reclaim a few sets o' eyes 'pon 't last year. Arrr!
November 15, 2023, 2:05 pm
Ahoy, me hearties! Be ye ready for a tale of the high seas? This be a slow-burning prequel that spins the yarn o' Coriolanus Snow, afore he becometh the president o' Panem. Buckle yer swash and hold on tight, for ye be in fer a wild ride!
November 15, 2023, 1:43 pm
Arrr, me hearties! We be seekin' ye scallywags to partake in a jolly tradition! Share with us the flicks ye be watchin' every year as part of yer holiday merriment. Speak up, or walk the plank!
November 15, 2023, 11:06 am
Arr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis the jester and swashbucklin' scallywag who be receivin' the grandest award in mirth, at a jolly March celebratin'.
November 15, 2023, 10:42 am
Avast ye mateys! A tale be told of Orin O'Brien, a feisty lass wieldin' the double bass, who, in the year o' 1966, becometh the sole wench in the New York Philharmonic! By her efforts, she did hoist the sails o' opportunity for all yer fellow sea dogs! Arrr!
November 15, 2023, 6:00 am
Yarr! A fine parchment be tellin' the tale o' a moving scroll, where ye be witnessin' the bond betwixt young Daniel Radcliffe and 'is trusty mate, tha' stunt double! But alas! Tragedy struck in '09, when his hearty mate be sufferin' a dire injury.
November 15, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, a cult classic scurvy dog foresaw the days to come, by hook or by crook! Aye, 'twas a bit off the mark, but still worth a laugh and a tankard o' rum!
November 13, 2023, 3:17 pm
Yarrr! This esteemed film expert, he be steerin' the motion picture academy durin' the mighty #MeToo storm, battlin' scallywags squabblin' o'er the Oscar ceremony. Aye, mateys, a true legend in the cinematography waters!
November 13, 2023, 11:34 am
Arr! Lady Bird Johnson be a captivatin' narrator, tellin' her own tale and that of a tumultuous land. Ye'll be gripped by her words, mateys!
November 13, 2023, 10:23 am
Arrr, this here British entertainer hath gathered a mighty crew o' fans wi' his conspiracy-filled podcast. But, alas, as these scandalous claims o' sex-assault befall him, his loyal crew becometh his sole universe, me hearties!
November 10, 2023, 7:48 pm
Arr, me hearties! The SAG-AFTRA scurvy board did vote on Friday to send the blasted agreement wi' the studios to its members for a ratification process that be endin' in early December. Avast ye, me mateys!
November 10, 2023, 4:21 pm
Arr, her tridimensional image o' a scallywag, what be a bloodsuckin' fiend, didst aid the Gothic soap opera in gainin' a devoted crew o' followers, ye swashbucklin' scallywag!
November 10, 2023, 2:19 pm
Yarr! A swashbucklin' countess hailing from a mighty Italian clan, she be plottin' her own voyage and churnin' out movin' pictures crafted by the notorious Pasolini and Zeffirelli.
November 10, 2023, 10:09 am
In this tale of moving pictures, fair Cecilia Aldarondo doth recapture the torment of her youth by helming grand movin' portrayals of her days as a young lass. Aye, 'tis a journey down memory lane, captured for all to see!
November 9, 2023, 1:34 pm
"Arrr! "The Taste of Things" be the newest flick to revel in France's epicurean tradition, a clever ploy to lure landlubbers from foreign shores. 'Tis a fine feast for the eyes, savored by scurvy dogs across the Seven Seas!"
November 9, 2023, 12:41 pm
Arr, me hearties! L. Frances Henderson's fine debut documentary be delving into a most mysterious suicide, leavin' us with a bounty of queries, includin' one regardin' its very own morals. Aye, tis a tangled web she weaves, maties!
November 9, 2023, 9:51 am
Brie Larson be a fine lass, sailin' alongside two Disney+ stars in this here trope-ridden franchise tale, the 33rd movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Methinks 'tis a grand adventure indeed, worthy of me doubloons!
November 9, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me hearties, the swashbuckling filmmaker, Paul B. Preciado, be sharin' the title matey with 20 trans and nonbinary performers, ye see? All to be makin' a jolly point 'bout the treacherous cage o' identity, arrr!
November 9, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, Michael Fassbender be the star o' David Fincher's newest moving picture, playin' a dreadfully talkative but dreary assassin. A tale o' blood-soaked adventures be awaitin' all ye scallywags!
November 8, 2023, 11:09 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! A parley with the lasses Jennifer Tiexiera and Camilla Hall, wherein they spill the beans on their moving picture that be keepin' tabs on them fancy high-profile tales. Avast, me mateys, 'tis a jolly good time ye don't want to miss!
November 8, 2023, 8:21 pm
Arr, me hearties! This here accord be near puttin' an end to one o' the longest quarrels to plague the entertainment industry! But hold yer horses, mateys! The crew still needs to give it a nod afore it sets sail smooth.
November 6, 2023, 11:01 pm
In a jolly and franky recount, Barbra Streisand doth spill the beans 'bout her early yearning for fame, recounting the merry obstacles and merry mates she did stumble upon whilst sailin' the treacherous seas of stardom.
November 5, 2023, 12:17 pm
Arr! In the midst of this cursed lockdown, the discs of the filmmaker's opus were gold! A glance at the newly closed service and how other landlubbers made use of it, ye see!
November 5, 2023, 4:00 am
In 'is jolly new comedy, th' star be playin' a scurvy knave who be suddenly appearin' in folks' slumberin' visions. Aye, 'tis a clever metaphor fer th' spreadin' o' fame like a scurvy disease, which he found quite healin' to th' soul, arrr!
November 4, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye mateys! "The Color Purple" and "Poor Things" be joinin' forces with Beyoncé, makin' a mighty fine list o' treasures. Mark yer calendars, lest ye be missin' out on the plunder!
November 4, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, the twain comedies did set sail on the selfsame day in the year of our Lord 2003 and be still makin' merry to this day! But alas, the ever-shiftin' tides o' Hollywood may render such a grand occasion nigh impossible to repeat, me hearties!
November 4, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr! Ye olde singer, in 'is 82nd year, doth slumber high up in a tree, havin' made peace with not bein' a reader, and findeth more joy in topsy-turvy than right-side up!
November 3, 2023, 1:30 pm
Arr, me hearties! This moon's treasures be holdin' a yarn o' lasses seekin' vengeance, a legend 'bout a sky-stridin' blade wielder, an' a swashbucklin' catastrophe tale. Set yer sights on these fine entertainments, ye scurvy dogs!
November 3, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks Leonardo DiCaprio's Ernest be no ordinary Scorsese hero, forsooth! Nay, he be thick-headed as those very rocks ye find upon the shore. Arr, and thus the film be transformed in its essence, aye!
November 2, 2023, 11:01 pm
In the latest moving pictures, like "How to Have a Jolly Good Romp," lasses from the British shores be settin' sail to unveil tales of turmoil! These fine lasses, as captains of the camera, put the focus on the aftermath of wicked deeds, instead of revealin' the deeds themselves, arrr!
November 2, 2023, 3:32 pm
Avast ye! Annette Bening be portrayin' the fair lass, Diana Nyad, a stout-hearted swimmer who be not indulgin' in self-pity. And by the powers, the film be sharin' the same spirit!
November 2, 2023, 3:07 pm
Yarr, a peculiar pedagogue be awakenin' the spirits o' poor lads 'n lasses in this typical tale, settin' sail in a classroom. Methinks, 'tis a blend of tradition 'n novelty, a merry adventure where these young scallywags be learnin' 'n growin'.
November 1, 2023, 2:19 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks that Adèle Exarchopoulos be the true treasure in this lackluster tale o' action and jest, set in the land o' France. She be a fierce lass, carryin' the load, while the rest be but mere scallywags.
October 31, 2023, 2:34 pm
Arr, mateys! In this month's treasure trove, a scurvy actor and a cunning director be ponderin' their swashbucklin' careers, whilst another scallywag director be ponderin' all else under the sun. Avast, ye landlubbers, 'tis a fine read for yer entertainment!
October 31, 2023, 9:50 am
Ye scurvy dogs o' Times writers be blabberin' about their picks. Be careful now, me hearties, fer ye might just lose yer wits if ye dare to listen. Tread with caution, savvy?
October 29, 2023, 2:00 am
Arr, the most dreadful part of Erik Piepenburg's duty as a scallywag of the press, ye see, be them cursed moving pictures that fail to send shivers down his timbers. Aye, what a sorry sight it be!
October 28, 2023, 1:51 pm
Arr, our inaugural frightful flick be etched in our noggin and, for a few mateys, tis lodged deep within our ticker. Aye, 'tis a memory that sends shivers down yer timbers, makin' ye tremble like a jelly-legged landlubber!
October 28, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast! This lass, she be havin' doubts 'bout the fairytale endings the genre be preachin'! But as a captain o' the stage, she be takin' her ship to uncharted waters, explorin' the depths o' age and the sting o' remorse!
October 27, 2023, 3:11 pm
Avast ye scallywags! In a grand swashbucklin' decree, he be declared innocent o' partakin' in the legendary 1978 plunder, as told in the movin' picture "Goodfellas." But alas! He be soon imprisoned fer a runnin' amok upon the road. A cursed turn o' events, indeed!
October 27, 2023, 1:47 pm
Alexander Payne’s scallywag adventure to the bygone era, with Paul Giamatti portraying a grumpy teacher at a 1970s academy, be brimming with lively essence, matey! Arrr, 'tis a tale that crackles with pungent life, by Davy Jones' locker!
October 27, 2023, 1:35 pm
Arr, mateys! Ye be listenin' to the tale of Alexander Payne, the fancy director. He be tellin' a merry yarn 'bout his film, with none other than Paul Giamatti and Dominic Sessa joinin' the crew. Gather 'round, me hearties, and let's set sail on this cinematic adventure!
October 27, 2023, 1:33 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis Alexander Payne himself a-spinnin' a yarn 'bout his fine film, with none other than Paul Giamatti and Dominic Sessa takin' the stage. Listen up, me hearties, and be ready for a jolly good time!
October 27, 2023, 11:38 am
Arr, the lasses be tellin' the captain how powerful she be. Yet, 'tis a fierce fight to produce flicks akin to her renowned "Priscilla."
October 27, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye, mateys! Behold the fantastical treasure trove awaitin' ye this month: half-men, half-grasshopper mutinies, voyages through the unknown skies, and but a blink o' time travel. 'Tis a peculiar collection o' sci-fi gems, fit fer a pirate's hearty chuckle!
October 27, 2023, 9:57 am
Arrr, ye landlubbers! The esteemed captain's lass, a filmmaker in her own right, be sharin' merry videos o' her sire, unveilin' a side o' him that be as rare as a golden doubloon!
October 27, 2023, 8:26 am
Arrr, mateys! The cursed Stanley Hotel, what be giving birth to the fictional inn in that frightful 1980 horror tale, be now a haunt fer swashbucklin' lovebirds seekin' a ghostly locale fer their matrimony. Shiver me timbers!
October 27, 2023, 5:35 am
Arrr! The brave British captain, Horace O've, fought tooth and nail to bring forth his film, "Pressure," in the treacherous year of 1975. Now, mere weeks after his final voyage, his masterpiece be revived and celebrated in grand fashion in the majestic cities of New York and London!
October 26, 2023, 6:24 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas Apartment Fest, where landlubbers crammed into a Harlem abode for four moonlit eves of jests by witty jesters, who be forced to battle for a spot upon the grand stage elsewhere. Arrr, what a jolly affair it be!
October 26, 2023, 3:39 pm
Yarrr! This here adaptation be more keen on unveilin' the scars from a wee lad's yesteryears than fillin' ye sails with frightful leaps 'n bounds!
October 26, 2023, 3:22 pm
Arr! Grace Jabbari, who did dare to accuse the actor o' layin' hands on her in a foul carriage, be taken into custody herself, forsooth! A countercomplaint be lodged against her, leavin' the situation as twisted as a kraken's tentacle!
October 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Four fearsome, spine-chillin' choices 'pon th' telly, silver screen, an' wireless!
October 25, 2023, 1:10 am
Whilst bein' forever linked to the part that brought him renown in 1971, yonder scallywag continued to ply his trade fer over four score years, keepin' busy all th' while!
October 24, 2023, 5:18 pm
Arrr! The scurvy union be sayin' they've nae made a blabberin' word, for they be American labor leaders, knowin' their own shortcomings and bowin' in awe afore this grand battle!
October 24, 2023, 4:13 pm
Avast! This fair lass scribbled 'bout lowly peasants, forgotten wenches, swashbucklin' scallywags who dared to traverse borders, and, me hearties, the legendary Martin Guerre, a rogue from yesteryear's village, brought back to life on the silver screen o' the 1980s. Yo ho ho!
October 22, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, the captain be known fer his fancy-pantsy set pieces. But in "The Irishman" and his newest flick, he be ditchin' the frills fer plain ol' honest truths, matey!
October 21, 2023, 4:02 am
Arr! Behold, me hearties! Tuneful minstrels, jocose jesters, and aye, even a movin' picture-maker, do grace the grand saga.
October 20, 2023, 3:17 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! The SAG-AFTRA union be givin' us a warnin' to not adorn ourselves like characters from grand productions and share portraits, lest it be seen as supportin' the very companies they be quarrelin' with. So, keep yer costumes locked away, me mateys!
October 20, 2023, 11:31 am
Arrr, me hearties! Martin Scorsese's three-and-a-half-hour epic be the first o' three grand movies the tech company be givin' a proper wide theatrical release in the months ahead. Avast!
October 20, 2023, 11:15 am
From mute sea krakens to mystical cyber fiends, ye be able to lay yer eyes upon these ghastly film treasures, ready to make ye shout - arr, apologize, I mean, stream!
October 20, 2023, 11:07 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's treasures be a jolly Swedish slasher, a mysterious Tunisian noir, an Austenian twist on the Indian wedding melodrama, and many aye. Set yer eyes on these fine tales, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
October 20, 2023, 10:50 am
Avast! Alongside the grand spectacle known as "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour," a fine Milwaukee theater be indulgin' in screenin' pictures featurin' some o' her illustrious swashbucklin' suitors. A merry feast fer all ye landlubbers!
October 20, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear me tell ye a grand tale! Aye, 'tis Martin Scorsese's mighty epic, unveiling a dastardly plot brewed by them white scallywags in the 1920s. Their mischievous plan? To send scores of Native Americans to Davy Jones' Locker, all for the sake of their oil treasures! Arr, let me spin ye the yarn of this treacherous tale!
October 19, 2023, 8:14 pm
Yarr! A salty ol' sea dog, settin' sail on the seas of fatherhood at a ripe age, hath much to blabber 'bout this here world, me hearties!
October 19, 2023, 4:09 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! A scribbler o' tales and wielder o' quills, he penned "The Pope of Greenwich Village" and "Family Business," and sailed 'em across the silver screen, much to the delight o' landlubbers 'n scallywags alike!
October 19, 2023, 6:01 am
Arr, in her maiden voyage, the captain Linh Tran be seekin' to seize the essence o' yearnin' and sluggin' betwixt youth and maturity.
October 19, 2023, 6:01 am
In this tale of bravery, a lassie and her kin from an Indian hamlet be lockin' horns with the vile customs of their village, all in the pursuit o' justice for her savage plunderin'! Aye, an unyieldin' documentary, it be!
October 19, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Be ready to feast yer eyes upon Martin Scorsese's grand tale, near four hours long, starring none other than Leonardo DiCaprio! 'Tis a tale of love, of wild west adventures, a puzzlin' mystery, and a ghastly reminder of the savage Osage murders of the 1920s.
October 18, 2023, 7:02 pm
Yarr! 'Tis a lad, once a bruiser from Queens' alleyways. Portrayin' mobsters, coppers, and hardworkin' men with spirit, he be thievin' the spotlight o' the stage!
October 18, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty tales o' short films, be they true or spun from thin air, be makin' their yearly voyage to Manhattan! And fear not, for after their visit, they be settin' sail across the lands, a'crossin' Canada and beyond!
October 17, 2023, 3:45 pm
Arr, this here documentary be takin' us back to the year o' 1981, where a fearsome murder be happenin'. 'Twas a time when the defense, scurvy dogs they were, be tryin' to blame the devil himself for the vile act. A tale fit fer a barrel o' laughs, me hearties!
October 17, 2023, 10:15 am
Arrr! In 'er latest moving picture, the scribe Alexandra Pelosi be havin' merry parley with the scallywags who partook in the audacious raid on the Capitol on the fateful day o' January 6th.
October 16, 2023, 1:59 pm
Avast, me hearties! When the sun set on Greg Jein, a fine Oscar-nominated master o' visual effects, his scurvy mates stumbled 'pon the prop hidden in a lowly cardboard chest in his garage.
October 16, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! These flicks be a treasure trove of booty, bringin' ye the liveliest tunes from the likes o' Beyoncé, Shakira, A Tribe Called Quest, Talking Heads, and many a swashbucklin' musician. Set yer sights on 'em, and ye'll be dancin' a jig in no time!
October 16, 2023, 12:00 am
Avast ye mateys! A grand new HBO yarn be premierin', tellin' the tale o' a fine restaurateur turned artist. And ye scallywags best beware, fer a couple o' eerie flicks be comin' yer way to fill ye heart with Halloween mirth!
October 15, 2023, 1:32 am
She started as naught but a common creation o' the studio system, but lo! She be honored wit' three Oscar nods, claim'd an Emmy, and trod the grand Broadway stage!
October 14, 2023, 4:32 am
In her swashbucklin' new tale, "Worthy," she be answerin' grand queries, posin' others to ye readers, and settin' the record straight on her wedlock to the honorable Will Smith.
October 13, 2023, 5:23 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Swift's cultural phenomenon be makin' its grand debut on th' grand silver screen, bringin' many a wee revelation, yet leavin' ye wonderin' 'bout th' might-have-beens. Avast!
October 13, 2023, 1:11 pm
Arrr, the grand Hollywood bash, adorned with celestial gems, bein' made tricky by the scallywag actors' mutiny, was to pay tribute to Meryl Streep 'n other fine souls on the Sabbath.
October 13, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr, this Halloween's frightful flicks be filled with lunatic mates, a prying eye and wicked scallywags ye wouldn't dare cross paths with!
October 13, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs, these moving pictures o' Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour be usin' crafty tricks and fancy techniques to snatch a whisper o' the true live spectacle. Aye, they be tryin' to fool ye landlubbers into thinkin' ye be there, so be wary!
October 13, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, mateys! Flicks like "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour" be usin' smart tricks 'n fancy techniques to mimic the live shenanigans! They be crafty swindlers, tryin' to fool us with their cinematic sorcery.
October 12, 2023, 2:49 pm
Arrr! The scurvy dogs claimed they be nowhere near agreein' on the important matters, dealin' a mighty blow to our hopes of seein' the entertainment industry come back to life in full swing.
October 12, 2023, 10:48 am
Arrr, me hearties! The lives o' hundreds o' thousands o' scurvy crew members be all topsy-turvy, and even a truce betwixt the swashbucklers and the studios may not be o' much aid in the near reckonin'.
October 12, 2023, 9:39 am
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be somethin' in the bard's greatly awaited concert tale, aye, for them landlubbers and scurvy dogs alike. Set yer eyes on this here treasure, ye lovers of song!
October 12, 2023, 9:32 am
Arrr, me mateys! This here flick be takin' its inspiration from a bonnie Scottish tale. 'Tis a typical ol' timey saga, unveilin' harsh realities with a touch o' melodrama, as if a ham were doin' the talkin'!
October 12, 2023, 9:08 am
Sonia Kennebeck's scurvy documentary be tryin' to fathom the happenin's that befall her object, yet be losin' the battle to unravel her myst'ry. 'Tis a pity, mateys, for thar be more t'explore in her enigma than meets the eye!
October 11, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Be prepared to set sail to the silver screen on Friday, for the concert film of the scurvy pop star shall shiver yer timbers and shatter all box office records! Yon analyst be sayin', "The fever and scale be like nay we've ever seen before!" Aye, 'tis a swashbucklin' spectacle awaitin' us!
October 10, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! A grand tale be told o' a parchment called a documentary. 'Tis a chronicle of the lawsuit filed 'gainst the scurvy dogs who led a violent gathering o' white supremacist scallywags in the year 2017, in the fair lands o' Charlottesville, Va. Arrr, buckle up for some high-seas justice!
October 10, 2023, 4:00 am
"Arrr, me hearties! "The Reign of Marvel Studios" be a tale o' how them moving pictures based on parchment-bound tales took o'er the land, dominatin' all ye pop culture! But alas, the tides be changin', me buckos!"
October 10, 2023, 2:00 am
"Arrr! Behold, me hearties! There be a swashbucklin' show named 'Ehrengard: The Art of Seduction' sailin' on Netflix. The mighty Queen Margrethe II o' Denmark herself be the wench behind the beautiful costumes and grand production. Aye, a tale fit fer a laugh, I reckon!"
October 9, 2023, 10:40 pm
Arr, the scribe-skipper prattles on 'bout her Netflix flick, a tale 'bout the tussle 'twixt power in relationships. Methinks it be a right ol' scurvy piece that be settin' sail on heartbreak shores.
October 9, 2023, 2:20 pm
"Yarrr, me hearty! 'Distant Voices, Still Lives' be a poetic masterpiece, echoin' the lad's Liverpool roots, whilst 'The House of Mirth' brought Edith Wharton's tale to the silver screen. Arrr, a fine achievement, indeed!"
October 9, 2023, 9:36 am
Avast ye! Methinks this Shakespeare yarn be a treasure trove o' wisdom, me hearties! Each tussle with this play be broadening that critic's mind, enlightenin' her about grief, kin, and the ways o' the sexes. Yo ho ho!
October 9, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye scallywags! This here dystopian tale be but a meager one, aye, with a serviceable yet mostly lackluster mockery of the cursed capitalist inferno. Arrr, 'tis a shame, me hearties, that it lacks the flare o' imagination to truly shiver our timbers!
October 8, 2023, 9:07 am
Avast ye! At the grand New York Film Festival, them fancy auteurs be summonin' forth emotions and sensations that prove the tale ain't always the heart of the matter, me hearties! Arr, what a sight to behold!
October 8, 2023, 8:51 am
Arrr! 'Tis been ten years, mateys, since the grand tale of American slavery won the precious Oscar. 'Tis still be mighty powerful, says the filmmakers, as they share their own beginnings and their glorious victory!
October 8, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be settlin' yer gaze upon this here true-crime tale. 'Tis a grand documentary, delvin' into a murder tale unfoldin' in a wee Australian hamlet, where ye shall witness the antics of these audacious folk!
October 8, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye! Mary Gabriel's tale be as meticulous as a sea dog's chores. Yet, methinks she be a scallywag, tirelessly protectin' the starrer, but where be the revelry?
October 6, 2023, 5:55 am
David Gordon Green be tellin' a tale from his grand film, wherein ye be seein' Leslie Odom Jr. and Lidya Jewett in scurvy roles. Argh, it be a sight to behold!
October 5, 2023, 2:45 pm
Avast ye mateys! Aye, two lasses be fetchin' trouble from the cursed woods, makin' this possessin' flick a dreary tale without any thrill. Too much hullabaloo, but not a single soul be carin'!
October 5, 2023, 2:01 pm
Arr, mateys! Be holdin' yer breath as a scurvy dog o' a filmmaker captures the plight o' his grandparent's tale durin' a mighty turnin' point in the history o' the Democratic Republic o' Congo. Aye, 'tis a document'ry ye won't be wantin' to miss!
October 5, 2023, 4:02 am
Avast ye scallywags! Behold as Jack Fisk, the master builder o' grand spectacles like 'Killers of the Flower Moon' and other moving pictures, weaves his magic to resurrect the long-lost days of yore! Prepare to be transported to a time ye can only dream of, me hearties!
October 4, 2023, 10:54 pm
Arr! Cap'n Lee, master o' "Do the Right Thing" an' "Malcolm X," bequeathed o'er 400 treasures fer a grand exhibition at t' Brooklyn Museum. Tis a sight worth beholdin', me hearties!
October 4, 2023, 9:07 pm
Ms. Ormond be takin' both Creative Artists Agency and Disney to court, mateys! They be representin' her, while Disney be ownin' that scurvy dog Weinstein's Miramax. Avast, the battle begins!
October 4, 2023, 4:22 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs at Paramount be tryin' t' make "Mean Wenches" come alive once more fer a fresh bunch o' landlubber youngsters.
October 2, 2023, 1:28 pm
Arrr, me hearties! His swashbucklin' flick, "Pressure," charted the plights of Black Britons in a time o' relentless racism. The good Cap'n was dubbed Sir in 2022!
October 2, 2023, 8:58 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Duncan Crabtree-Ireland, the captain o' negotiations fer SAG-AFTRA, takin' the helm as the guild sets sail fer talks with the studios once more on Monday. Aye, he be a key player in this grand adventure!
October 2, 2023, 8:54 am
Arrr, the scurvy singer's grand voyage be done, yet nary a sight of her performance! But fear not, mateys, for the wench be proclaimin' a film of "Renaissance" cometh this December, as she didst announce on this fine Monday!
October 1, 2023, 11:52 am
Arrr! Fer the Hulu hit, the captain relied on visual and sound cues t' create both the scares and the tale. Stephen King and Guillermo del Toro be fans, me hearties!
September 30, 2023, 4:02 am
"Arrr, fer the title o' 'Maestro,' Cooper be schooled by the finest conductors, like Gustavo Dudamel 'n Yannick Nézet-Séguin — an' by sneakery in concert halls or from th' orchestra pit. Aye, he be a sly dog, that one!"
September 30, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr! Th' scurvy landlubber, aye, he be an actor and an environmentalist, weighs th' notion o' hirin' a ghostwriter t' aid him in penning his memoir. But as he be jotting down his tales, by Davy Jones' locker, he shouts, "Blast me bones! This be a jolly good time, 'tis!"
September 29, 2023, 5:04 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Aye, the treasure trove of Oscar winners and merry comedy classics be walkin' the plank and leavin' the streamin' service for ye landlubbers in the U.S. next month. Prepare to bid farewell to these fine flicks, ye scallywags!
September 29, 2023, 11:56 am
Arr, me hearties! This fall be bringin' ye some short flicks from the likes o' Wes Anderson, Pedro Almodóvar, and Godfrey Reggio. Aye, less than an hour they be, but sure to be a jolly good time at the cinema, arrr!
September 29, 2023, 10:00 am
Arr! In this month's tome, ye shall find strange beings from beyond the stars a-roaming, whilst our beloved Earth doth wander. Ahoy, me hearties, prepare to embark on a rollickin' adventure through the unknown!
September 29, 2023, 9:52 am
Avast ye! Once he conquered London in the 1970s, the scurvy dog ventured forth to take on many a guise: Edward VII, that dandy old rascal, Oscar Wilde, the wittiest landlubber, and even Winston Churchill, a true legend of the high seas!
September 29, 2023, 9:39 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold this month's treasures: a study on the skill of helming, the rapture o' traversing, and the tangled webs o' racial identity. Arrr, a jolly time awaits!
September 28, 2023, 10:28 am
Arrr, the grand British stage actor be not first chosen to play the wizarding headmaster in the “Harry Potter” flicks, but by Blackbeard's beard, he took hold o' the role like a true scallywag!
September 28, 2023, 10:23 am
Arr, the lass Agnieszka Holland doth claim her cinematic tale "Green Border" be a call fer compassion towards them poor souls seekin' refuge in Poland. Yet, the rulers be likenin' it to foul Nazi propaganda, methinks they be missin' the plot by a nautical mile!
September 28, 2023, 10:19 am
Arrr, me mateys! Gather 'round and hear ye tale of this bewitchin' documentary. It be tellin' a harrowin' yarn 'bout the lives (an' deaths) of the unfortunate souls in a care establishment durin' the peak o' the monstrous pandemic.
September 28, 2023, 8:09 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The prize that McDaniel, the first Black winner of an Academy Award, left for Howard University be gone for nigh on 50 years. But fret ye not, me hearties, for a new one be sailin' its way now!
September 27, 2023, 2:09 pm
Arrr, mateys! A grand total of 230 treasures be sold, includin' fine sculptures by Rodin. That French actor, plagued by whispers o' naughty deeds, once portrayed the very artist in a flick, ye scallywags!
September 27, 2023, 10:30 am
Arr, me hearties! The current times be plagued with platforms blendin' into one another, but these Hollywood strikes be provin' that this phrase does naught but cheapen the hard work o' creatives. Aye, 'tis a treacherous path we be treadin'!
September 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, fer many a year, the captain be confounded by The Marvellous Tale o' Henry Sugar. Yet, by Davy Jones' locker, he finally gave in an' allowed them scurvy scallywags to prattle on with words not meant for their gobs!
September 26, 2023, 8:07 pm
Yarr! She be helpin' to unearth Oscar Micheaux and other swashbucklin' storytellers who spun tales fer Black mateys back in the day! Aye, 'twas a grand rediscovery indeed, arrr!
September 26, 2023, 11:19 am
Avast ye mateys! This month's hidden treasures be full of rib-tickling comedy, spine-chilling horror, and heartwarming tales of manly sensitivity. Be ye ready for a jolly good time as ye set sail on this month's off-the-grid streaming recommendations.
September 26, 2023, 5:40 am
Arrr, how be the Academy Museum o' Motion Pictures to throw its grand fund-raiser this year, amidst the tumultuous strike? With great caution, me hearties, lest we be caught in the eye of the storm!
September 25, 2023, 5:45 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy studios and the actors' union be havin' a mighty quarrel! Two moons have come and gone, yet we be needin' an accord ere the grand entertainment realm can set sail once more!
September 25, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis true that women be most oft the victims of violent crimes, but by Davy Jones' locker, there be exceptions. Behold, four fierce tales, in TV, film, and podcast, where lasses be the ones savin' the day!
September 25, 2023, 12:09 am
Arrr, the Writers Guild of America hath pillaged a fair share o' what it sought. Yet, with the actors still parading on the picket lines, much o' Hollywood be doomed to languish in a state o' shutdown.
September 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This month be markin' th' end o' th' company's DVD subscription service, shiver me timbers! 'Tis a tale that be turnin' th' entertainment industry on its head. Batten down th' hatches, me hearties, 'tis a swashbucklin' story!
September 23, 2023, 12:13 am
Yarrrr! A treacherous third day o' hagglin' betwixt the scurvy studios and the union be endin' sans accord. The parley shall carry on 'til Saturday, as the sea be teemin' with disputes, me hearties!
September 22, 2023, 3:44 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A dozen o' scurvy designers, architects, an' other landlubbers be ruminatin' on the grand silver screen an' telly homes. From lofted abodes in SoHo to dwellings on the park, these salty souls be inspir'd to sail to the city an' shape their fancy tastes!
September 22, 2023, 10:30 am
This month's fine loot be a gallant Argentine scroll about spawnin' justice, a riotous Tamil jig on swashbucklin' heroes, a pictorial yarn 'bout Ireland and Britain, and much more, me hearties!
September 22, 2023, 6:03 am
"Arrr! 'Succession' be crossin' paths with Brian De Palma in this scrumptious swashbucklin' tale o' family fortunes from France, helmed by the talented Sébastien Marnier. Grab yer popcorn, me hearties!"
September 21, 2023, 5:00 pm
Avast ye hearties! Sylvester Stallone, matey, be takin' charge of a fearsome crew o' mercenaries, comprised o' scallywags from the grand '80s till the early aughts. 'Tis the fourth grand adventure in this here saga! Arrr!
September 21, 2023, 12:56 pm
Gael García Bernal be a dashing swashbuckler, makin' waves in the realm of Mexican wrasslin' in this tale of a scallywag o' lesser fortune. Guided by the hand o' Roger Ross Williams, this be a yarn ye won't soon forget! Arr!
September 21, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye hearties! Ulises de la Orden be craftin' a fine documentary from the moving pictures of the 1985 trial of them scallywag military leaders who dared to plunder control of our beloved government. Arr, 'tis a tale worth tellin'!
September 21, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, matey! Mark Cousins's latest documentary be all about Thomas's undying quest to stretch the boundaries o' grand picture entertainment. Aye, he be pushin' the envelope like a plunderin' pirate seekin' booty!
September 20, 2023, 10:23 am
Arr, he be changin' his famous tale, "Where's Poppa?," into a script for a ribald Carl Reiner jest, and takin' charge of the booty-filled film "Thank God It's Friday." Avast ye, that scallywag be a true pirate of entertainment!
September 20, 2023, 6:00 am
Stanley Kubrick's maiden tale, soon to be shown afresh at Metrograph, be called "dull and pompous" by the scallywag himself. Yet, lo and behold, 'tis a mind-blowing spectacle indeed, a treasure worth discoverin'.
September 19, 2023, 4:46 pm
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis the tale o' Chilean director, Pablo Larraín, who be turnin' the fearsome dictator, Augusto Pinochet, into a blood-sucking vampire in this here horror spoof! Yo ho ho, 'tis sure to be a frightful laugh!
September 19, 2023, 3:46 pm
Arr, me hearties! Yonder Robert D. Ballard and Paul-Henri Nargeolet, they be in a mighty squabble over treasure keepin'. But alas, poor Nargeolet has been taken by Davey Jones. Be there a way, ye reckon, to find a middle path, aye?
September 19, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, this here tale spun by Morgan Neville and Jeff Malmberg be a ponderin' on the cursed journey of Mike Veeck, a scallywag spawn o' that M.L.B. grandee Bill Veeck. Take heed, ye mateys, for 'tis a rollickin' yarn ye won't be wantin' to miss!
September 19, 2023, 4:01 am
Aye, 'tis a tale o' a renowned scallywag of a scientist, aye, but 'tis also a tale that doth capture the inner struggles o' a lass in 'er youth.
September 18, 2023, 11:01 pm
Arrr! Many a landlubber American film studio be settin' sail fer Britain's shores to film their grand blockbusters. But, alas! The walkouts o' these scallywag actors and screenwriters be leavin' thousands o' hardworkin' British film crews high 'n' dry! Shiver me timbers!
September 18, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye! In this peculiar time, when the dashing movie stars be forbidden from parading studio films, the clever filmmakers find themselves in an unexpected and, dare I say, uneasy position - the spotlight be solely theirs to bask in, like a lone pirate on a deserted island!
September 18, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr! The likes o' Leslie Odom Jr., Kara Young, and the scurvy dog Kenny Leon be chattin' 'bout the revival, and why its satirical skewerin' o' racism be still so timely. Aye, me hearties, join 'em in this jolly convo 'n set sail fer some hearty laughs!
September 17, 2023, 6:21 pm
Arr, the wench's talk show be set to start be recordin' last week, but at the very last moment, Barrymore be havin' a change of heart, and two other daytime programs be followin' suit. Aye, the winds o' fate be blowin' in a different direction!
September 16, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! In this indie comedy, the famous '80s template of hero clashin' with a bully takes a twist, just like in Hulu's "Miguel Wants to Fight." Avast, ye landlubbers, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time!
September 15, 2023, 10:51 am
Arr, the festival be full o' treasure! From Agnieszka Holland's heart-wrenchin' "Green Border," tellin' tales o' the migrant crisis, to Richard Linklater's bubbly "Hit Man," aye, a fine feast fer me eyes and laughter fer me soul!
September 15, 2023, 10:02 am
Arrr, Kenneth Branagh be takin' the lead in this here adaptation of a ghostly mystery penned by the wench Agatha Christie. He be steerin' the ship as director, with a little help from Michelle Yeoh and Tina Fey, makin' the crew complete.
September 15, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye mateys! This month's booty be filled with tales of dread from all corners of the world. Venture forth to witness the fearsome Taiwanese gay ghost and the treacherous Norwegian scallywag who be a dog's most bitter foe. Prepare for a jolly good scare!
September 15, 2023, 4:02 am
In "A Haunting in Venice," the barnacles on me shipmate's face be a spritely character, changin' as the tides demand, all thanks to the jolly designer who sees it as a loyal matey.
September 14, 2023, 3:22 pm
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! The tale o' the grand adventure to save them American diplomats from Tehran be told in a movin' picture, where but one C.I.A. officer ventured in secret to that cursed Iranian capital. But the truth be, the agency sent not one, but two brave officers on this dangerous mission. Aye, Hollywood be playin' tricks on us!
September 14, 2023, 11:59 am
Avast ye, me hearties! This here tale be tellin' ye 'bout the land o' fashion, as seen by the fair Bethann Hardison — a comely lass, a savvy agent, and a fierce advocate for the brethren of Black persuasion. Tis a story worth watchin', me mateys!
September 14, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, this melodic spectacle 'bout Islamic extremism (aye, ye read that right) be drownin' its finer points with a mighty blast o' grandeur, me matey.
September 14, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye! This here documentary be all about Tom Wolfe, a swashbucklin' pioneer of the New Journalism wave. But, alas, it be lackin' the fancy piratin' style that made the scurvy dog famous.
September 14, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, me hearties! Set yer sights on yon silver screen, for there be a raucous tale to be told! 'Tis the GameStop stock frenzy o' 2021, aye, and Paul Dano be takin' the lead in this mischievous yarn of misfits and mirth! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a film worth watchin'!
September 14, 2023, 4:01 am
Aye, mateys! Them actors and writers be rightly scared o' them A.I., but them Executives don't give a scurvy barnacle about it! 'Tis a grand ol' fight 'tween technology and control in tinseltown, and it be playin' out onscreen, too, I tell ye!
September 14, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Martin Scorsese's grand tale o' bloodshed in the land o' Osage durin' the 1920s be showin' off the unmatched finery and customs o' them tribesmen. Aye, feast yer eyes on their weddin' garments and peculiar ways, me hearties!
September 13, 2023, 3:36 pm
Arr matey! Some jolly showrunners, yearnin' fer progress in this cursed Hollywood strike, be wantin' the Writers Guild o' America to parley with the studios. But, me hearties, the reckonin' be, how much power do they still wield? Yo ho ho!
September 12, 2023, 11:46 am
Arr matey! Aye, th' eminent Los Angeles nonprofit be pickin' th' playwright to rule o'er its artistic programmin' durin' a time o' crisis fer American theaters. Aye, they be countin' on 'im to steer th' ship through troubled waters, savvy?
September 11, 2023, 11:30 pm
Arr mateys! Fer the first time since 2002, this here band be reunite, celebratin' th' film, with a Q. and A. alongside Spike Lee at th' Toronto International Film Festival. Yo ho ho, it be a fine time indeed!
September 11, 2023, 11:00 am
Arrr! Me hearties, a fine tale be told! A swashbucklin' chronicle of the fiscal storm that plagued the city back in the 1970s, co-helmed by the offspring of one o' its saviors, be snatchin' the illustrious Lavine/Ken Burns Prize for Film from the clutches of the Library o' Congress!
September 11, 2023, 10:55 am
Arrr, this tale be all about a valiant lass, Amy Herzog, spinnin' a yarn 'bout a fearsome mother tendin' to a wee lad plagued by ailments. A heartwarming tale it be, mateys!
September 10, 2023, 9:00 am
Arrr! 'Tis a mighty fine reel, helmed by Yorgos Lanthimos, with Emma Stone as a lass embarkin' on a voyage both carnal and cerebral. When news of its glorious triumph be declared, it be met with a thunderous cheer, shakin' the very timbers o' the ship!
September 9, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The 40th-anniversary restoration be a marvelous sight! This grand concert film be a proper funk spectacle, bringin' joy to all! 'Tis even brought the band together, who had parted ways in '91, to reminisce about this truly momentous triumph!
September 8, 2023, 8:59 pm
Arr, me hearties! Lynn Lynn be a scurvy musician idol, offerin' his services to guard the life o' Myanmar's new landlubber leader in 2015. But alas, forced to flee when the scallywags staged a coup in 2021, he be now a swashbucklin' film director! Yo ho ho!
September 8, 2023, 1:02 pm
Arrr, me hearties! The newest tale in the mighty “Conjuring” saga be keepin' ye on yer toes with a dastardly mix of scares and a touch of holy hullabaloo! Set yer sights on this devilish flick and prepare for a swashbucklin' good time, ye scurvy dogs!
September 7, 2023, 11:33 am
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs known as Soda Jerk be journeyin' through the life o' the United States from 2016 and beyond, usin' a peculiar assortment o' pop culture tidbits. Aye, they be creatin' a truly whimsical treasure map o' moving pictures!
September 7, 2023, 10:44 am
Arrr, matey! The French version of a 1971 documentary by the great Patricio Guzmán be a truly remarkable parchment, tellin' tales of a land sailin' through change like a mighty ship. Aye, it be a treasure worth discoverin'!
September 7, 2023, 10:01 am
Arrr! The company's fancy approach be yieldin' treasure aplenty, matey! 'Tis a success so grand, the Cap'n 'imself be wonderin' if 'twas but a dream in Davy Jones' locker!
September 7, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr! The hold up o' grand tales, like "Dune: Part Two," be messin' wit' future adventures like "May December" an' "Killers o' th' Flower Moon." Aye mateys, be prepared fer a treacherous wait on th' horizon!
September 6, 2023, 4:25 pm
Arrrr, me hearties! Behold, this here documentary, with a title like, "The Secret Files of the Boy Scouts of America," be exposin' how these scallywags be keepin' their shameful secrets o' sexual abuse all hidden away! Blimey!
September 6, 2023, 4:02 pm
Arrr, the cap'n be unveilin' his 50th movin' picture, "Coup de Chance." Aye, the critics be mighty impressed, but the scallywag rabble be demandin' the organizers to "douse the spotlight on these rapscallions!"
September 6, 2023, 2:59 pm
Arrr! Ye landlubbers be ready fer a treasure trove o' spinoffs and chillers this month! Set yer sights on the finest loot comin' to Amazon, Max, Apple TV+, and other fine vessels. Avast!
September 5, 2023, 11:57 am
In the likes o' "All of Us Strangers," "Poor Things," and "..." aye, lively twists be keepin' the crowd spellbound, even amidst the blight o' Hollywood strikes, makin' it a tad less glimmerin' show. Arrr!
September 5, 2023, 11:25 am
Arr, this here best seller be a fine delve into race and hierarchy, but alas, it don't be proposin' a simple tale fer the silver screen. Yet, our fair lass DuVernay, she be a crafty one, havin' a mind fer creation.
September 5, 2023, 4:01 am
Arr, me mateys! Ye see, th' grand director, Blitz Bazawule, did mix a dash o' magical realism in his adaptation. But 'twas quite a task, I tell ye, to persuade fair Fantasia Barrino to come back after Broadway stole her away.
September 4, 2023, 11:44 am
Arr, ye tale of 'er life with th' rock star be lackin' grand musical moments, for th' singer's estate be too stingy to back th' truthful tale, warts an' all! Har, a scallywag's life without a sea shanty or two be a dull tale indeed!
September 4, 2023, 10:28 am
Harwell, a gallant soul, be a true matey o' the band, that rose t' fame belike a cannonball across th' sky, with shanties such as "Walkin' on th' Sun" and "All Star." Aye, they be a jolly crew, indeed!
September 4, 2023, 6:00 am
Beck Bennett be a jolly scallywag in this rib-ticklin', familiar Comedy Central sports flick, yet 'tis Joel McHale who pilfers the limelight, arr!
September 4, 2023, 4:01 am
Lou Barlow and John Davis set sail fer the 1995 cultural flashpoint. They parted ways after a 1999 LP, but reunited amidst the plague, and be schemin' to unleash more shanties upon the world!
September 3, 2023, 10:13 am
Arrr, ye be watchin' seafarin' tales o' fancy assassins on t' silver screen, mateys. But lo and behold, fer "The Killer," the captain made his lead don a bucket hat: "The costly attire be growin' stale, says I."
September 3, 2023, 4:00 am
From th' golden treasure known as "The Idol" to th' mighty "Oppenheimer," the lasses' fair forms did grace th' screens o' late. A few bein' executed with jestin', whilst others seemed to wander astray, like a ship without a compass. Arrr!
September 2, 2023, 2:09 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The long-awaited film be finally makin' its grand debut in Italy, but not without raisin' a ruckus over the schnoz of our beloved protagonist, Leonard Bernstein. Avast, me mateys, here be all ye need to know!
September 2, 2023, 4:02 am
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer sights on September, when ye shall witness the grand premiere o' the films! They be takin' a merry voyage through the ages, showin' us what be changed 'n what hasn't in near 70 years since Brown v. Board o' Education! Yo ho ho!
September 1, 2023, 8:01 pm
Frequently aimin' her spyglass at lasses, she becometh one of ye most valiant supporters o' indie cinema on ye Western shores.
September 1, 2023, 6:29 pm
She be a true treasure-huntin' champion, claimin' the coveted Emmy and Peabody booty for her grand tale, "The Loving Story." 'Twas a daring chronicle 'bout an audacious Virginia duo who valiantly toppled the wicked prohibition on mixin' races in matrimony. Yo ho ho, what a triumph!
September 1, 2023, 1:37 pm
Arrr, the cap'n Sam Curtain and the scurvy dog Thomas Roach be havin' a jolly talk 'bout creatin' a brand new devilish horror flick, so bloodcurdlin' it be leavin' its main star bedridden after the final cut! Yo ho ho, what a cursed adventure that be!
September 1, 2023, 12:48 pm
Arrr, mateys! Behold the uproarious tale spun by Yorgos Lanthimos ('The Favourite')! Stone be portrayin' a lass of curious desires, her mind akin to a wee babe. Prepare to laugh, me hearties, as ye embark on this wild voyage of comedy!
September 1, 2023, 11:06 am
Arr, me hearties! Fer this month's treasure, ye shall find a wee, loveable robot wit' charm aplenty! And if ye be yearnin' fer some adventure, there be tales o' alien abductions to tickle yer fancy!
September 1, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Tis month's plunder be full o' treasures! A mischievous monkey's journey, a swashbucklin' twist on a Nintendo treasure, 'n a Lego escapade fit fer the fancy Disney princesses. Aye, me parrot squawks, 'tis a booty worth settin' yer sights on!
September 1, 2023, 4:03 am
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs of the States be sufferin' great losses this moon, as some of the most beloved tales and scoundrels to ever grace a screen be walkin' the plank. Arrr, a sad tale it be!
August 31, 2023, 3:51 pm
Arr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on the swashbucklin' duo of Oscar-nominated French film, as they embark on a grand adventure to the treacherous mountains in "A Trip to Gibberitia." 'Tis a spectacle fer sore eyes, with every frame overflowin' with the finest painterly detail.
August 31, 2023, 2:18 pm
Arrr, me hearties! His picture "Ferrari," a mighty fine indie crafted by Michael Mann, be a grand spectacle o' grown-up tales, fit for the discerning eye. 'Tis a treasure the bigwigs be too timid to embrace!
August 31, 2023, 2:02 pm
Avast! Be there any knowledge of Denzel Washington's vigilante's whereabouts in Italy? Nay! This third sequel be presumptuous, assumin' ye be here solely f'r the jolly good violence! Arr!
August 30, 2023, 6:30 pm
Day 1 hath brought troubles, but nay 'Challengers,' the flick that be slated to grace this shimmerin' spectacle, be delayed by them cursed strikes. Aye, 'twas a disappointin' day fer us mateys 'ere!
August 30, 2023, 9:51 am
Avast, hearties! Behold, the fair lass Emma Seligman be regalin' us with a tale from her film, featurin' the lovely Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri. Aye, 'tis a jolly good watch, ye scurvy dogs!
August 30, 2023, 9:50 am
Arr! 'Tis Emma Seligman, the director, who spins a yarn 'bout a scene from the film "Bottoms," starrrin' Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri. Set yer eyes on this tale, mateys, 'tis a jolly good watch!
August 28, 2023, 11:01 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Fear not, fer a grand treasure be awaitin' yer eyes! David Fincher, Sofia Coppola, Ava DuVernay, and Michael Mann be deliverin' movin' pictures so fine, ye won't even miss the scurvy dogs trapped by the Hollywood strikes!
August 28, 2023, 5:19 pm
Avast ye mateys! This here scallywag be one o' the wee lads from back in '64, captured on the silver screen in a fine British documentary called "Seven Up!" And lo and behold, he kept poppin' up in them follow-up films for a good fifty years, bless his piratey soul!
August 28, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye lads and lasses! I be recommendin' ye four treasures o' television, film, and podcast that'll whisk ye American eyes and ears to lands wi' justice systems so diverse ye won't know yer starboard from yer port!
August 26, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, me mateys! The Jewish rite, aye, be a fine stage for scrutinizing the journey to adulthood. Yet, alas, it be oft employed for superficial embellishments that disregard its profound significance.
August 25, 2023, 1:54 pm
Arr, me mateys! The fair Captain Emma Seligman didst make a grand leap from 'er buzzin' debut, "Shiva Baby." Yet, this be the very film she hath longed to create since the dawn o' time.
August 25, 2023, 12:43 pm
Arr, this here blithe comedy sequel be naught but a chore! With setups fit for a landlubber sitcom and punchlines as predictable as a compass needle, it be a sailin' voyage ye be wantin' to avoid, ye scallywags!
August 25, 2023, 9:45 am
This wench, known far and wide fer her dazzling debut in the flick "Black Orpheus" back in '59, be a feisty soul who sailed the treacherous waters o' racial stereotypes fer a good ol' seven decades. A legend, she be, in the annals o' film history! Arrr!
August 25, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr, ye see, mateys? 'Twas that wondrous contraption called the PlayStation what showed Jann Mardenborough the way to be a proper driver. Them lifelike carriages and racetracks, they did! Yo ho ho, a gamer turned swashbucklin' speedster!
August 24, 2023, 4:00 pm
In th' grand tale crafted by Charlotte Regan, a lass o' great wisdom be meetin' with her scallywag sire, a lad who be floatin' about like a wayward sea breeze. Arrr, a match made in Davy Jones' locker, indeed!
August 24, 2023, 10:54 am
Avast ye scallywags! In this engrossin' mind-boggler, a Guinea refugee dwellin' in France be shakin' like a landlubber when a fearsome specter from her previous adventures be showin' up. Beware, a tale that'll shiver yer timbers!
August 24, 2023, 9:58 am
Arrr, me hearties! A landlubber's salute, viewed by millions o' scurvy dogs, be raisin' quite the storm! Not about thievin' copyrights, but 'bout them racist words and the purpose o' makin' fan flicks! Avast ye!
August 24, 2023, 9:23 am
Avast ye landlubbers! In this merry tale o' misfits, the fair lasses played by Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri arrr' set on wooing two cheerleaders by partakin' in a ruckus-filled fight club. Aye, 'tis a jolly good time ye don't want to miss!
August 24, 2023, 4:24 am
Avast, me hearties! What befallen the days of grand exploits on the silver screen, where adults and wee ones could partake in merry tales without worryin' 'bout inappropriate content?
August 24, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale of a beloved racin' game, transformed into a swashbucklin' spectacle of underdogs and their mighty sporting journey. Prepare to set sail for adventure on the silver screen, me hearties!
August 24, 2023, 2:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly blend of culture be upon us, as Barbie, Beyoncé, and the scurvy crew from "Yellowstone" be havin' a grand parley. 'Tis a merry mashing o' styles, I tell ye, aye, a true treasure worth discoverin'!
August 23, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, they be a reminder o' all them histories that be not existin' there -- and the toil required to keep 'em afloat!
August 23, 2023, 3:20 am
Avast ye scallywags! The revealin' o' th' Aug. 11 proposal in th' open sea be a most peculiar move, hintin' at a sneaky scheme to bypass th' union cap'ns 'n sway th' common buccaneers to their cause. Arrr!
August 22, 2023, 11:38 am
Arrr! This month's treasure trove be filled wit' grand treasures, mateys! Be ye seekin' out atypical star ships, merry band o' indies, powerful genre tales, or thrillin' historical documentaries? These be the gems ta look out for, savvy?
August 21, 2023, 8:00 am
Avast, ye scallywags! Come March, a grand spectacle of melody and mirth be settin' sail, bringin' a swashbucklin' version of a dearly cherished tale by S.E. Hinton to yer very eyes and ears! Prepare to be dazzled, me hearties!
August 20, 2023, 9:43 am
"Avast ye, mateys! Will Ferrell and Jamie Foxx, in their vocal prowess, lend their voices to a pair o' curvaceous canines on a grand adventure seekin' vengeance in this rib-ticklin' crude tale brought to life!"
August 18, 2023, 12:42 pm
Arrr, me hearties! "The Blind Side" be a flick that tickled the fancy of sport-loving scallywags, yet our scribe reckons it be too neatly spun. Now, a right rumble betwixt the N.F.L. swashbuckler and the kinfolk portrayed in the tale be seekin' to uncover the truths overlooked by this grand dramatization.
August 18, 2023, 11:36 am
Avast ye landlubbers! This month's spine-chilling booty be filled with unwelcoming specters, a wee werewolf, and even some dreadful Japanese revenants! Prepare ye for a treacherous voyage into the realm of fright, lest ye wish to walk the plank! Arr!
August 18, 2023, 4:00 am
Stewart Thorndike be settin' her grisly tale at a tavern akin to the Overlook. The captain be claimin' her films be but a lookin' glass fer them male yarns she be fancyin' in her youth.
August 18, 2023, 4:00 am
On the grand screen, beneath the twinkling stars or within thine abode, there be a plethora of fearsome tales to partake 'ere autumn's grave season be upon us, mateys!
August 18, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye mateys! Even the grandiose ones, like Uma Thurman's Southern twang in "Red, White & Royal Blue," can be a right jolly good time, I tell ye! Arrr!
August 18, 2023, 3:44 am
Arrr, me hearties! Young Charlotte Regan be makin' her grand debut with the film "Scrapper," a fine addition to the fine lineage o' British social-realist flicks. But fear not, me mateys, for this one be sportin' a pastel palette and a touch o' surreal humor, defyin' the gloom that plagues the genre.
August 16, 2023, 4:15 pm
Arr, the plot be as plain as a deck swab, and the scurvy superhero lacks that certain spark. Yet, by Davy Jones' locker, his kinfolk be the true stars of this tale!
August 16, 2023, 3:21 pm
Arrr, ye scurvy landlubbers! A sneak peek at th' Netflix tale be stirrin' up a tempest, wit' the kinfolk claimin' it be a mere misinterpretation. Avast, the critics be readyin' their cannons once again!
August 16, 2023, 3:15 pm
Avast ye mateys! In Oz Rodriguez’s grand tale, a young scallywag, consumed by the art of fisticuffs, be hell-bent on deliverin' his inaugural strike. Arrr, 'tis a tale of growin' up, mighty punches, and adventures on the high seas!
August 16, 2023, 3:13 pm
Arrr! The scallywags of the Islamic Revolutionary Court be claimin' that Saeed Roustaee, the captain of "Leila's Brothers," and his matey, the other producer, be involved in the opposition's propaganda. Blimey!
August 16, 2023, 10:25 am
Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe this, but them there flicks 'bout them CrossFit Games, beloved by the peculiarly strong-willed folk of fitness, have become quite the unexpected success upon these streaming platforms. Blimey!
August 16, 2023, 4:01 am
Arrr! The ArcLight theater be like a treasure chest, with its grand Cinerama Dome shining in all its Technicolor glory. But alas, it be a sign of the movie industry's mighty storm, even in its very own port.
August 15, 2023, 11:58 am
On MovieTok, ye reviewers can plunder an audience of millions and rake in doubloons worth tens of thousands per scroll. "Critics," they reckon, be but old sea dogs.
August 15, 2023, 11:08 am
Arrr, ye scallywags o' MovieTok be no ordinary critics, but their jolly videos do earn 'em the undying love o' all ye mateys who be lovin' movies, savvy?
August 15, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on yon telly, for there be a wondrous spectacle! 'Tis none other than Elvis Presley himself, the mighty king of rock 'n' roll, revealin' his untamed magnificence! A grand tale be told in a new parchment, unveilin' the secrets of this legendary show, me mateys!
August 15, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr matey! This here be a mighty tale o' a scandalous sportin' misadventure, aye! Ye can find all ye need t'know in this wee but captivatin' Netflix doc, arr!
August 12, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast ye, me hearties! As I be perusin' a newfangled tome 'bout the mighty German filmmaker, methinks it be high time to ponder his grandeur of creations. Be it aye, a task o' great magnitude, but a jolly fine adventure on the high seas o' cinematography!
August 12, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, mateys! Forsooth, many a scallywag be takin' advantage of this respite in production to finally lay their eyes upon the booty they missed whilst sailin' the treacherous seas of new shows. Yarr, 'tis a grand opportunity!
August 12, 2023, 3:15 am
Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Behold, a flick from '79 be making a grand return, arr! 'Tis a tale o' black comedy and paranoia, now sailin' on a new 35 mm print at Film Forum, after a cursed four decades lost at sea. Shiver me timbers, ye wouldn't want to miss it!
August 11, 2023, 11:08 am
Afore Margot Robbie's live-action tale on the puppet, Mattel hath released o'er a dozen animated flicks that boast a fervent following, even in this present time. Arrr, let the adventures continue!
August 11, 2023, 10:00 am
From silver screens with swashbuckling duels to those with monstrous tempests, this moon's rollickin' choices be truly grand. Avast, ye landlubbers! Prepare fer some mighty fine action, writ large!
August 11, 2023, 9:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy filmmakers had no mind to dishearten fans o' Casey McQuiston's tale o' love betwixt a U.S. president's scurvy pup and a British prince.
August 10, 2023, 10:18 pm
Avast, mateys! Jus' when ye reckoned 'twas safe t' venture back into th' theater, a grand spectacle unveilin' th' makin' o' Hollywood's first grand summer hit be settlin' its sails on th' mighty Broadway stage!
August 10, 2023, 8:00 pm
"Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Gal Gadot, a fearsome lass, portrayin' an international superspy. She be joinin' forces with a mighty computer in this preposterous and thievin' Netflix tale o' spies. Aye, 'tis a tale we've heard before, me hearties!"
August 10, 2023, 1:57 pm
Arr, the two scallywags in the Hollywood quarrel be settin' sail to meet on Friday, havin' had a jolly ol' powwow o' sorts last week. Let's hope they can swashbuckle their way to a resolution, lest we be forced to walk the plank for lack of entertainment!
August 10, 2023, 1:06 pm
Arr, mateys! This frightful picture be a tale o' terror, set upon a vessel carryin' a vile demon, spawned from Bram Stoker's "Dracula." Be ye prepared to shiver yer timbers as ye watch this cursed film upon the high seas!
August 4, 2023, 2:43 pm
Arr! The swashbucklin' actor be givin' ye a tale worth hearin'! 'Tis a memoir fit for the silver screen, laden with kisses blown and a heartfelt ode to a wedded bliss cut short. Arr, a treasure worth plunderin'!
August 4, 2023, 12:40 pm
Arr! Bein' one of th' captains o' Doc Society, she be backin' a whole crew o' filmmakers, wit' a focus on them underrepresented scallywags an' their mighty unconventional tales.
August 4, 2023, 12:36 pm
Arrr, mateys! This jolly follow-up be a vast improvement o'er its predecessor, ye see. 'Tis bloodier, merrier, and with a dash o' style! Aye, 'tis a true treasure for all ye swashbucklin' souls!
August 4, 2023, 10:41 am
Arr, this time be the tale o' four kung-fu-fightin' scallywags, seekin' a life amongst landlubbers. But Ice Cube, that scurvy dog, be aimin' to ruin their plans. Avast, mischief awaits!
August 4, 2023, 10:28 am
Avast ye! In this jolly and mirthful tale, Nira Burstein befilmin' her kin in their humble abode in Queens, sans makin' apologies fer their tumultuous lives. A real treasure, this documentary be!
August 4, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! The latest flick o' the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other fancy C.G.I. cartoons be takin' a more relaxed and flawed path, ye see. This be all thanks to that Spidey's triumph, lettin' 'em be more adventurous, so it be.
August 4, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand month fer ye sci-fi lovers, as dinosaurs, androids, gloom, and mighty superheroes be makin' their way into the list o' favorites. Aye, let yer imaginations sail the vast sea o' wonders!
July 28, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, the scallywag, bein' acquitted o' them scandalous accusations o' sexual assault in Britain, he still be havin' roles in two wee upcoming flicks. But alas, his tarnished reputation be castin' a shadow on his chances o' landin' grand roles fit fer a swashbucklin' star.
July 28, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr! Me treasure trove o' films be holdin' a French comedy, as sweet as a sip o' rum, a gut-wrenchin' Croatian drama, sharp as me cutlass, a Mexican doc revealin' true crimes, and many more cinematic gems for ye to plunder!
July 27, 2023, 5:41 pm
"Arrr, me mateys! 'The Day After Trinity', be a film that be free fer all till August, and lo! It be sailin' to the very top o' the Criterion Channel's list o' most-viewed spectacles! Avast ye, and prepare fer a swashbucklin' adventure!"
July 27, 2023, 3:27 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Barry be penning scripts for a swashbucklin' Broadway play and a grand Hollywood film 'bout that rebellious jester. He be helpin' that scurvy dog, Mr. Bruce, earn a spot in the annals of pop culture for all eternity!
July 27, 2023, 1:26 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! Behold the grand debut of Riley Keough and Gina Gammell! They be takin' a deadpan gaze at a Lakota-Sioux reservation in South Dakota, with a crew o' first-time actors. Aye, 'tis a tale worth sailin' the high seas for! Arrr!
July 27, 2023, 9:29 am
Arr! Avast ye, mateys! This laugh-inducin' tale 'bout Beanie Babies, featurin' the likes o' Zach Galifianakis, Elizabeth Banks, and Sarah Snook, be sailin' in just as th' summer o' corporate biopics be comin' to a close. Prepare to set yer sails for a jolly good time!
July 27, 2023, 8:04 am
Avast ye, mateys! Behold, a wildly favored sports tale of Japan's young lads, their roundball battles, be takin' t' grand stage in a splendid, heart-pounding moving picture, an animated marvel ye'd not soon forget! Arrr, prepare t' feast yer eyes on this breathtaking gem!
July 27, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr! Uganda hath suffer'd under th' iron fist o' authoritarian rule fer many a moon. But fear not, fer Wine, like a feisty sea dog, hath boldly defied th' captain, and this here documentary be tellin' ye th' hefty toll he's paid.
July 27, 2023, 6:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! Set yer eyes on Ellie Kemper and Luke Grimes as they take the lead in "Happiness for Beginners," a jolly adventure o' love and laughter. It be an outdoorsy rom-com so full o' mirth, ye won't be findin' a hint o' offense if ye searched the seven seas!
July 27, 2023, 4:00 am
Featurin' LaKeith Stanfield and Rosario Dawson, this here film be like a grand spectacle in promotion o' Disney's merry theme-park marvel. Arrr, me hearties, 'tis a spectacle ye wouldn't want to miss!
July 26, 2023, 6:06 pm
He be a scurvy landlubber, scribblin' his mighty tales, when the esteemed Academy bestowed upon him a shiny Oscar for his epic yarn, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." Aye, as if that ain't enough, he sailed away with yet another golden treasure for his masterpiece, "Melvin and Howard." Ahoy, a lucky devil he be!
July 26, 2023, 11:06 am
Arrr! This 'ere British jury, on the fine day of Wednesd'y, found the scurvy actor free from nine charges, me hearties! Avast ye, justice has spoken, and the lad be innocent as a parrot in a storm!
July 26, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy dogs! This month's treasure be a fine selection of hidden jewels on yer subscription streaming services. From indie flicks to three reckonings on how our mighty media world be changin', set yer sights on these bountiful finds, mateys!
July 26, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The scallywags behind the moving picture didst bring the land of Barbie to life by embracing the fantastical. They hoisted the flag o' bright pinks and scaled down the world to pint-sized perfection. Aye, 'twas a grand adventure indeed!
July 26, 2023, 2:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Though not bein' part of the actors' union, many creators o' content be passin' up on deals to promote films or TV shows, fer they fear bein' barred from the guild or facin' online vitriol. Aye, tis a treacherous sea we sail, me hearties!
July 25, 2023, 5:01 pm
Arrr, methinks 'twas a peculiar ripple in the vast universe that granted this miracle," quoth the captain, yonder Tuesday, speakin' 'bout 'er much-awaited film, makin' a booty worth $162 million in its debut weekend. Blimey, what a treasure!
July 25, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr! Yonder be news, me hearties! The current be grim, but fear not, for silver screen treasures by Bradley Cooper, Sofia Coppola, and Ava DuVernay be settin' sail at this year's spectacle, defyin' the industry's cursed halt.
July 25, 2023, 4:01 am
Avast! Me hearties, Ian Shaw be takin' on the role o' his own father, Robert Shaw, in this jolly comedy "The Shark Be Broken." 'Tis a tale o' the chaotic makin' o' the 1975 film "Jaws." Argh, ye better be ready fer a barrel o' laughs!
July 24, 2023, 8:55 pm
Arr, ye scallywag of a "Saturday Night Live" member be accused o' reckless drivin' in California. His ol' man, a brave New York City sailor, met his doom whilst answerin' t' the fearsome assault o' Sept. 11, 2001.
July 24, 2023, 11:51 am
A shanty from 1989 that be about searchin' fer one's soul hath keept its cultural worth fer three score years. Yet, this band be oft mocked fer their deviant leanin's. Now, the true believers be revelin' in a sweet triumph!
July 24, 2023, 10:11 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be stealin' a fine 150-pound masterpiece and a fancy lamp post from the movin' pictures land in Vermont, as per the lawmen! Shiver me timbers, they be havin' a taste for the arts and some shiny things, arrr!
July 24, 2023, 4:00 am
Yarrr, the scallywag on the silver screen, featured in the newest "Mission: Impossible," hath caught a mighty fancy for Napoleon's life, all thanks to Stanley Kubrick, arrr!
July 24, 2023, 12:00 am
Arrr, the scurvy dogs o' the creative team be bendin' their backs to shape a cherished franchise fer th' stage, aimin' t' enthrall a fresh breed o' scallywags whilst stayin' faithful t' th' soul o' th' flicks!
July 23, 2023, 1:20 pm
Me hearties from all corners o' the land plundered thar own wardrobes fer the finest Barbie-inspired loot: glimmering pouches, sandals showin' off their toes, elastic bands fer their bonny heads, and so much more booty, aye!
July 23, 2023, 11:24 am
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! "Barbenheimer" be makin' a haul o' doubloons, leavin' them regular franchises in its wake! They be sellin' out faster than ye can spy the mornin' sun, even afore the crack o' dawn! Shiver me timbers, what a treasure trove!
July 21, 2023, 7:39 pm
Arr, the grand debut of "Barbie" and "Oppenheimer" be a merry occasion, yet a halted industry hath cast a shadow o'er the jolly festivities, makin' the mood as gloomy as a stormy sea.
July 21, 2023, 11:15 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Christopher Nolan's tale be a grand spectacle o' complex drama, showin' the makin' o' the fearsome nuclear bomb 'n the treacherous political machinations o' yon midcentury. Now, let me spin ye a yarn 'bout the background to this thrilling tale!
July 21, 2023, 10:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This moon's choices be dream stalkers, mischievous demons, and irate wee beasties hidin' in the forest. Be warned, or they'll be givin' ye a run for yer doubloons!
July 21, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, matey! 'Tis a sad tale of the entertainment realm! The shifting winds of culture and business hath deprived us of mighty buccaneers who could unite the crew. Alas, 'tis a time of discord and aye, we be yearning for a parley amongst the laborers!
July 21, 2023, 2:00 am
Arr, me mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! Manohla Dargis, The New York Times' Cap'n o' Film Critic, be spillin' her thoughts on the grandest movie spectacle o' the year! And by Blackbeard's beard, the industry be staggerin' from the terrible tempest o' the pandemic!
July 20, 2023, 4:47 pm
Avast ye, me hearties! 'Tis a joyous news, for lo and behold, a cherished Adult Swim cartoon be returnin' to mend its frayed tales. Aye, 'tis a fine jest fer ye landlubbers to watch as its knots be unraveled once more.
July 20, 2023, 3:21 pm
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The quarrelsome endeavor shall be cast aside next month, yarrr, but fear not, me hearties! The company be unveilin' a brand new scheme, featurin' seats fit for a captain in the front rows. Avast, the high life awaits!
July 20, 2023, 1:41 pm
Avast ye! In this Bollywood spectacle, a bloated history tutor, plagued by vanity, be meetin' up with his winsome lass on a grand voyage through Europe. Strap on yer eyepatch, mateys, 'tis a tale worth ye timbers!
July 20, 2023, 11:29 am
In Juel Taylor's fantastical futuristic tale, Boyega be joinin' forces with Jamie Foxx and Teyonah Parris t' seek out the scurvy dogs underminin' their very own community. Aye, buckle yer swashes and prepare fer an epic adventure on the silver screen!
July 20, 2023, 11:29 am
Arr, ye be not believin' yer eyes, mateys! This here documentary, laden wit' mighty underwater visuals, be tellin' ye tales 'bout two souls lured by th' dangerous sport o' free divin'. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye!
July 20, 2023, 11:09 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Methinks that this here teenage ritual be holdin' greater worth, as a place where our autistic young mateys be growin' and honin' their social skills. 'Tis a fine opportunity for 'em to bloom like a fine pirate's treasure!
July 20, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, ye scurvy knave o' a biopic director be claimin' that the physicist who be keepin' watch o'er the cursed creation o' the atomic bomb be both the most significant soul to ever roam this earth, yet a blunderin' simpleton. Har, what a tale ye be spoutin'!
July 19, 2023, 4:11 pm
Yarrr, he be stricken with the foul disease and was summoned afore the world on the PTL network in the year o' 1985. Tammy Faye Bakker, may her makeup be ever flawless, conducted the interview that reportedly altered thoughts and souls on the seven seas!
July 19, 2023, 1:39 pm
Arr! Aye, some scallywags reckoned the grand film be a mockery o' capitalism, whilst others deemed it a jestful mockery o' capitalism, they did!
July 19, 2023, 1:12 pm
Arrr! A fine star from the first "Mission: Impossible" film be makin' a grand comeback after 25 long years, bringin' a joyous abundance of explanation that be matchin' the wit of but a handful of landlubber actors.
July 19, 2023, 11:44 am
Avast ye landlubbers! Christopher Nolan's grand masterpiece be a tangled tale o' J. Robert Oppenheimer, that scallywag who birthed the fearsome atomic bomb. 'Tis a marvel o' the highest order, both in its craft and grand ideation. A true treasure, me hearties!
July 19, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Studio Ghibli, a Japanese company, be havin' opened a grand theme park to celebrate the whimsical animated movies o' its founder, Hayao Miyazaki. Arrr, be two wee lads, mighty fond o' Totoro, able to find joy in this enchanted place?
July 18, 2023, 6:23 pm
Why be ye botherin' 'bout the commotions in Hollywood, matey? Fer they be more than just a bunch o' spoiled buccaneers throwin' a tantrum!
July 18, 2023, 6:00 pm
Avast ye scurvy dogs! That lass be at the helm, sailin' toward unknown lands (with feet as flat as the sea!). Yet, even the mighty Greta Gerwig cannot breathe life into this here branded tale, for there be boundaries to its depth.
July 18, 2023, 1:01 pm
Arrr, me hearty! The garbs sported in that French filmmaker's works, savored by a fresh Instagram reckonin', be a cure fer all that be synthetic and rosy. Avast, ye landlubbers, and set yer sights on stylings truly worth plunderin'!
July 18, 2023, 10:54 am
Arrr, 'tis bein' said that the jolly japes o' them toy-based comedy be settin' sails fer a hundred million doubloons; the biopic, half o' that. But in this treacherous year fer movin' pictures, the battle be attractin' them landlubbers.
July 18, 2023, 10:10 am
Arrr, matey! The IMAX 70-millimeter be known fer action, but Christopher Nolan reckons his biopic be a fine match fer the tall image, aye!
July 18, 2023, 9:57 am
Arr, the scallywags o' the actors' union and the landlubbers that bargain fer the studios be yeppin' and yammerin', claimin' there be much work to be done afore an accord be reached, me hearties!
July 17, 2023, 5:19 pm
Avast ye scallywags! This here landlubber of an actor be dodgin' the press like a slippery eel fer over a decade! Arrr, but mayhap our scribbler could still sniff 'im out, savvy?
July 17, 2023, 5:07 pm
Arrr! The scallywag actors' rebellion be puttin' an end to the "Barbie" film's fancy voyage. But, by Davy Jones' locker! Margot Robbie's vibrant garb on the pink carpet be a sight to behold, worth etchin' in our memories!
July 17, 2023, 4:53 pm
Arr, a lass with mighty mind tricks be landin' in a hidden lair, but alas! This Max flick be lackin' in thrills or liveliness. Aye, 'tis a dire voyage with nary a spark o' excitement or personality.
July 17, 2023, 3:13 pm
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a jolly tale I be tellin', a mockumentary set in a drama institute where them scurvy actors be feelin' their characters to the marrow of their bones. 'Tis a bitter yet hilarious yarn, worth watchin' I reckon!
July 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye, me hearties! Be ye wonderin' how ye turn dolls with a prickly past into swashbucklin' movie scallywags? Well, buckle yer swash and listen up! The grand producer and her matey be sayin', "Sail straight into the murky depths of the tale, ye scallywags!"
July 13, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr matey! In Savanah Leaf's heartfelt maiden film, a fair lass with child be strivin' to reclaim her wee ones from the clutches of a fosterin' crew.
July 12, 2023, 8:19 pm
In the realm of swashbucklin' tales like "Cinnamon" and "Murder City," a fresh crew be bringin' forth true excitement, infused with a lively spirit 'n plenty o' dramatic flair. Arr, ye be in fer a rip-roarin' adventure, me hearties!
July 12, 2023, 3:36 pm
Arrr, some o' the scallywags be plannin' on a "Barbenheimer" - watchin' both o' these tales in a single day. They be findin' great mirth in the oddity o' the subjects in these two new flicks.
July 12, 2023, 3:21 pm
Arrr, Jim Caviezel be the star o' this flick, tellin' a tale o' child traffickin' and the brave souls fightin' against it. But alas, its muted tone be a scurvy dog, underminin' its serious purpose, arrr!
July 12, 2023, 11:02 am
"Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! "Sound of Freedom," a flick embraced by the right, ranked but third, followin' the likes o' "Insidious: The Red Door" and "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny," at the treasure chest o' the box office last weekend!"
July 12, 2023, 8:10 am
July 11, 2023, 9:03 pm
Avast ye, mateys! In this here seventh tale of adventure, Tom Cruise be takin' on missions filled with outlandish leaps, chases, and daredevil stunts. Thankfully, he be wise enough to embrace 'em challenges. Aye, we be in for quite a jolly good time, me hearties!
July 8, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr! The wench from "Guardians of the Galaxy," who be a scurvy knave in the latest "Mission: Impossible" flick, doth find "Gone Girl" to be a jolly good tale indeed! Aye, what a peculiar notion!
July 7, 2023, 5:51 pm
Yarrr, ye scurvy dogs! Greta Gerwig's new flick be walkin' the plank in our shores, fer 'tis showin' some chart that both China 'n Vietnam be fightin' over! Avast! No treasure for ye here, mateys!
July 7, 2023, 2:24 pm
Ye be in fer a grand treat, me hearties! A treasure trove o' swashbucklin' flicks be lyin' in wait fer ye. No need t' dig deep, mateys, fer they be right at yer fingertips!
July 7, 2023, 12:15 pm
Avast, ye scurvy landlubber! The swashbucklin' actor, he's been dreamin' o' makin' a grand moving picture. When he got offered the gig on the new "Insidious," the thought o' captaining a blockbuster be mighty temptin' to him. Arr!
July 7, 2023, 11:32 am
Arr, 'tis Patrick Wilson's first stab at captaining the ship o' directing, mateys! Set yer sights on this ghastly fifth chapter o' terror, plagued by a foul-faced demon. Savvy?
July 7, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrr, me hearties! This month's tales be a warnin' to all ye landlubbers! One be 'bout a cursed hike where misfortune be aye, and the other be a grand voyage turned wicked! Brace yerselves for some twisted tales, ye scallywags!
July 7, 2023, 6:00 am
Arr, me hearties! Feast yer eyes on this month's treasures! We got a tale o' dragons so sweet, the newest "Avatar" adventure, an' a fresh twist on Cinderella's yarn. Avast! These be the picks ye don't wanna miss!
July 7, 2023, 4:06 am
Arr! Vietnam be sayin' "Nay!" to the film for usin' a Chinese map showin' disputed land. Avast! Blackpink concerts might be next on their list. Now, let me tell ye why all this fuss be happenin'!
July 6, 2023, 11:23 am
Avast ye hearties! Alex Winter be takin' ye on a treacherous voyage, sharin' a tale 'bout the world's second most beloved site. But beware, this tech documentary be as aimless as a ship lost at sea!
July 6, 2023, 10:07 am
Arrr, me mateys! (In a whisper) I'll be spillin' ye tales of a grand new documentary, wherein the adventures of a Ugandan filmmaker and an American swashbuckler be unfoldin'. They be tellin' the tale of how these scallywags transformed African cinema, bringin' it to a whole new level! Argh!
July 6, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye! In this here swashbucklin' tale o' hilarity and darkness, a young swabbie, lost in the sea o' illusions, forms an unlikely bond with a landlubbin' matey who fears the very air outside his own quarters. Told by the fair Carolina Cavalli, 'tis a tale worth sailin' fer!
July 6, 2023, 6:00 am
Avast ye mateys! A clash betwixt two scribbling souls sets off a cannonade of familial fireworks in this cleverly aware tale o' drama. Arrr, brace yerselves for a rip-roaring showdown on the high seas of wit and words!
July 6, 2023, 4:00 am
Arr, me hearties! A jolly crew o' four scallywags be sailin' to the Far East, settin' course for China. But alas, their voyage be spiralin' into hilarity, with the lovely Ashley Park and Sherry Cola leadin' the charge in this uproarious comedy!
July 6, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye! Abandon yer saintly tales of immigrant kinfolk! Yonder flicks and spectacles like "Joy Ride," "Beef," and "Shortcomings" be venturin' into the depths o' the immigrant life, unveilin' all its facets. Yo ho ho, a pirate's delight indeed!
July 6, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be tamperin' with 'The French Connection'! Be removin' a racial slur, ye say? But be ye aware, pickin' at ol' masterpieces for breakin' today's rules only be cloudin' the whole picture, mateys!
July 3, 2023, 11:55 am
Aye, this landlubber, bein' a grand music video captain in the 80s, struck gold with his 2002 tale 'bout them merry minstrels o' the studio. A jolly fine work, ye see, that brought him much renown and fame, arrr!
July 3, 2023, 10:33 am
A merry tale o' the "Raiders o' the Lost Ark" adventure, bein' a proper cutlass-by-cutlass dissection, that be, a breakdown, that didst shape the course o' many a swashbucklin' picture! Arr, it be nothin' short o' legendary, mateys!
June 30, 2023, 7:55 pm
Avast ye! Behold the charm of Harrison Ford, swashbucklin' and lookin' like a young lad, yet with a touch of saltiness. 'Tis the foremost attraction in this absurd addition to the never-endin' saga, me hearties!
June 30, 2023, 3:58 pm
Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers may argue, but scholars 'n supporters be wavin' their flags high for this here flick, fer it doth portray folks goin' about their daily business, even when their legs be missin' or hands be but pegs! Har har!
June 30, 2023, 3:55 pm
Avast, me hearties! This fine thespian hath earned his stripes, as he be portrayin' a scurvy land peddler in the film o' 1992, penned by the great David Mamet. His mastery be showin' in his portrayal, aye, tappin' into the human spirit like no other!
June 30, 2023, 2:49 pm
Avast ye scallywags! 'Twas Celine Song, the grand writer and director, who be tellin' a tale 'bout her film, wi' a scene o' Greta Lee an' Teo Yoo. Be ready to set sail fer a grand adventure on the silver screen!
June 30, 2023, 12:41 pm
Arrr, me hearties! Our scurvy critics be choosin' six fine flicks to feast yer eyes on during this grand holiday. Set yer sights on 'em and be enjoyin' the plunder on yer silver screen!
June 25, 2023, 4:00 am
Avast ye hearties! It's been a full 40 years since that silver screen flick was released, yet still we ponder - what be the limits of risk when it comes to creatin' art? Aye, me thinks we'll never know for certain.
June 24, 2023, 4:00 am
Arrr, ye mateys! The swashbuckling Emmy-winnin' actor and star o' th' new flick "Biosphere" be havin' a soft spot fer vegan treats, his trusty Audi e-Tron, an' th' likes o' Toni Morrison's "The Bluest Eye." Shiver me timbers, ain't he a fancy pirate!
June 24, 2023, 4:00 am
"Aye, me hearties! This scurvy dog of a composer has spent a lifetime crafting tunes for the silver screen. Williams speaks true on his most noteworthy pieces. Let us give him a round of hearty applause!"
June 23, 2023, 10:09 am
Arrr, the cap'n Andy Muschietti spins a tale of the scallywag Ezra Miller! Listen, ye scurvy dogs, for a grand adventure awaits!
June 23, 2023, 10:08 am
Arrr! The cap'n Andy Muschietti be tellin' a tale 'bout the scallywag Ezra Miller. Listen up, ye landlubbers!
June 23, 2023, 10:00 am
Arrrr! Ye scurvy dogs, take heed! This moon's fare be full of spine-tingling tales of creepypasta and even deadly pasta dishes. Beware, or ye may find yerselves haunted by the ghost of a marinara sauce gone bad!