The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Demi Moore be flauntin’ her bare skin, stirrin’ the seas o’ scandal like a raucous parley!"

2024-09-09

Arrr, she’s famed fer flashin’ more than a parrot on me shoulder! But, matey, ye best be seein’ her latest work, “The Substance,” in a grander light, lest ye be mistaken fer a landlubber not catchin’ the fuller tale! Aye, there be more than meets the eye!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass who doth delight in lettin’ it all hang out, or at least a fair bit of it! Aye, she’s the talk of the seven seas, known for her daring displays that’d make even a mermaid blush. But hold yer horses, for there be more to her tale than mere skin-deep shenanigans!

This fair wench be starin’ in a new flick, “The Substance,” which be turnin’ heads and raisin’ eyebrows like a ship’s sails in a tempest. Yet, savvy pirates, ye must look beyond the plundered treasures of her flesh, fer this film be a treasure trove of deeper meanings and grand tales! Aye, it's not just a showcase of beauty, but a grand adventure that delves into the very soul of the human condition—like a chest full of gold coins, each one sparklin’ with wisdom.

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