The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye hearties! Steve Harwell, the once captain of Smash Mouth, has met Davy Jones at 56!

2023-09-04

Harwell, a gallant soul, be a true matey o' the band, that rose t' fame belike a cannonball across th' sky, with shanties such as "Walkin' on th' Sun" and "All Star." Aye, they be a jolly crew, indeed!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, we be tellin' ye a tale o' a mighty fine band known as Harwell! Aye, this fine matey be one o' the founders o' the band, a group that made waves with their catchy tunes like "Walkin' on the Sun" and "All Star." Arr, the songs be so addictive, they be stickin' in yer noggin' like barnacles on a ship's hull!

Now, Harwell be a true musical legend, singin' with a voice that be smooth as the finest rum, and a swagger that could rival even the most fearsome pirate captain. When he took to the stage, it be like he be commandin' a ship with his vocal prowess, makin' the crowd dance and sing along like a jolly crew on a plunderin' escapade!

With their catchy shanties, Harwell and his band be takin' the music world by storm. They be sailin' through the charts, reachin' heights that no other band could fathom. Their tunes be gettin' stuck in yer head like a hook in a fish's mouth, makin' ye hum along even when ye be scrubbin' the deck or countin' yer pieces of eight.

But it be the lyrics that be truly captivatin' our pirate hearts. Harwell be singin' 'bout walkin' on the sun, a feat that be unheard of in our time. And "All Star," now that be a tune that be speakin' to the soul of every pirate out there. It be tellin' us that we be all stars in our own right, whether we be sailin' the high seas or dancin' a jig in a crowded tavern.

So, me hearties, raise yer grog-filled tankards to Harwell and his band of merry musicians. Let us be forever grateful for the joy they be bringin' to our pirate lives with their infectious melodies and spirited performances. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, indeed!

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