The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, 'Wolfs' be a jolly romp o' Brad and George bein' their own rascally selves! Aye, me hearties!"

2024-09-19

Arrr, these scallywags be playin' the roles of underworld fixers in this flimsy tale, yet truth be told, they're more keen on lookin' like treasure chests of glam than swabs of the sea! Aye, who needs plunder when ye can shine like a doubloon, eh?

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of a flick so trifle it be! Our merry crew of underworld fixers be prancin’ about like peacocks at a grand ball, flauntin’ their fine garb and shiny trinkets. Aye, they be swashbucklin’ through the shadows, but mark me words, their true treasure be not the gold nor the plunder, but rather how fabulous they look whilst doin’ naught!

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