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2024-10-10
Arrr, matey! The latest tale spun by Errol Morris be a jolly good look at how that scallywag Trump be snatchin' wee ones from their kin at the southern seas! A right ruckus it be, fit to make even a parrot squawk in disbelief! Avast, what madness be this?
Arrr mateys! Hoist the sails and lend yer ears to the latest tale spun by the crafty captain of cinema, Errol Morris! This here documentary be a treacherous journey into the stormy seas of the Trump administration's antics, where the scallywags be snatchin' wee lads and lasses from their kin at the southern border. Aye, it be a sight to make even the fiercest buccaneer weep!Now, ye may wonder how such a villainous deed could come to pass. Morris, that sharp-eyed shark of a filmmaker, be chartin' the course through this dark and murky water, exposin' the dastardly deeds of those in power who thought they could play with the hearts of families like a cat with a flutterin' fish. The film be laden with irony, wit, and enough humor to make ye chuckle even as ye shake yer head in disbelief!
So grab yer tankards and prepare to be entertained, for this documentary be a mix of heartbreak and hilarity. It shines a light on the absurdity of a world where children be treated like treasure to be plundered, and it dares to ask: Where be the honor in that, me hearties? Aye, let the viewing commence!