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Arrr, this newfangled A.I. be muckin' up the films. The critics be cryin' like landlubbers!

2024-04-13

Arrr, them scurvy dogs be usin' contraptions called machine-learnin' to fix up old films for the fancy home videos. But alas, some landlubbers be squawkin' like parrots about the changes. Avast ye, can't please everyone in this digital age!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags in charge of film restoration be usin' fancy machine-learnin' technologies to spruce up old films for new home video releases. But be warned, some salty sea dogs be havin' a bone to pick with the results. They be claimin' that the restored films be lookin' too artificial, like a parrot with a wooden leg.
Some say the colors be too bright, the details too sharp, makin' the films lose their old-timey charm. They be likenin' it to mixin' rum with grog - a disaster in the makin'! These landlubbers be sayin' that the technology be takin' away the feelin' of watchin' a classic film, like sailin' on the high seas with a trusty crew.
But ye know what I say? I say let the technol'gy do its thing! If it be helpin' more folks enjoy these old treasures, then why not give it a shot? After all, a little sprucin' up never hurt anyone. So next time ye be watchin' a restored film, just remember to keep an open mind and enjoy the ride, me hearties!

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