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Arrr! Kathryn Crosby, the lass who sailed with Bing, has crossed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 90!

2024-09-22

Arrr, she be a Texas-born treasure of the silver screen, but when she tied the knot with the charming sea shanty singer, she stashed her dreams o' fame in a chest, all on account of his sweet whispers! Aye, love makes fools of us all, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' a Texas-born lass, a bonnie starlet who caught the eye o' a croonin’ scallywag, beloved by landlubbers far and wide. Aye, she was the toast o' the town, a shimmering gem in the world o' silver screens and spotlight. But lo and behold, the swashbucklin' charmer had a plan in his heart!

With a wink and a smile, he convinced her to cast aside her dreams like a ship's anchor in a stormy sea. "Fear not, my fair maiden!" he'd declare, "For I be the captain o' this ship, and I need ye by me side, not parlayin' with other scallywags." So, she hung up her sequins and stepped into the shadows, tendin’ to the heart o’ that melodic brigand, much to the chagrin of her fans.

But let it be known, dear mates, this lass wasn't no mere damsel in distress! Nay, she be a fierce sea wench, holdin' the ship steady while her croonin’ captain sailed the charts o' fame. In the end, it be a tale of love and laughter, where a starlet traded her spotlight for a life filled with shenanigans and shiploads o’ joy! Argh, what a treasure she truly be!

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