"Arrr, shout ‘Beetlejuice’ thrice, and Warner Bros. be saved from Davy Jones' locker! Ho ho, what trickery be this?"
2024-09-15
Arrr, matey! This flick be rakin’ in near $190 million doubloons in but a fortnight! A grand treasure after a summer o’ scallywag films that sank faster than a lead anchor! The studio be dancin’ a jig like a drunken sailor, I tell ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a flick that be makin' waves in the treacherous waters of the silver screen! In the first ten days of its voyage, this film hath raked in a bountiful treasure of roughly $190 million doubloons! Aye, that be a fine haul indeed, fer the studio be needin' a grand success after a summer filled with flops that sank faster than a ship with a hole in its hull!
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