"‘Saturday Night’ be a jolly ship, sailin' the seas of dullness, matey! Aye, mild as a calm tide!"
2024-09-26
Arrr matey! Fifty moons past, “S.N.L.” be a ruckus of chaos and a scallywag's delight! But lo! In Jason Reitman’s tall tale of its first showing, there be naught but a tame sea breeze, no wild storms or crazed buccaneers in sight! Har har har!
But lo and behold, what’s this? A new tale from the cunning director Jason Reitman, who’s taken the lib’rty to conjure a fanciful reimagining of that very first episode. Yet, I tell ye, it be a far cry from the wild and woolly antics of yore! Where once there was uproar and raucous laughter, now lies a tame and tranquil sea, smooth as a siren’s song.
Gone be the days o’ outrageousness, replaced by a rather ho-hum printin’ of the past! ‘Tis a curious thing, indeed, that a crew so brave could be sailed into such calm waters. Forsooth, I’d wager the parrot on me shoulder could conjure more chaos than this! So, rally yer crew and hoist the anchor, but beware! This whimsical tale be no great adventure, just a gentle breeze in the sails of memory! Yarrr!