The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The swabs found naught but a jolly ol’ hullabaloo on the Georgia film set crash!

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! Eight scallywags found themselves in the infirmary after a ruckus on the “Pickup” set in April! Three of 'em be sportin' serious owies! But fear not—those landlubber investigators found nary a breach in health or safety, so hoist a tankard and laugh it off!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of Hollywood! In the month of April, on the fabled set of a motion picture called “The Pickup,” a calamity befell eight brave souls! A mighty crash, it was, like a cannonball to a ship’s hull, sending three poor scallywags to Davy Jones' locker of serious injuries!

But fear not, for the federal buccaneers did come to investigate this misadventure. With keen eyes sharper than a cutlass, they scoured the scene for any foul play or breaches in the code of health and safety. And what did they find, ye ask? Naught but the wind in the sails and no violations to be had! A right peculiar outcome, I tell ye!

So, despite the ruckus, it appears that the crew of “The Pickup” be sailing smooth once more, with their ship intact and spirits high—albeit with a few bruised ribs! So raise a tankard to those who brave the treacherous waters of film-making; may their sails ever be filled with wind and their mishaps be but a laugh ’round the captain’s table!

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