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Aubrey Plaza be riskin' it all in ‘Megalopolis’ an’ ‘Agatha All Along,’ matey! Arrr, what a tangled treasure!

2024-09-29

Arrr, don’t be fooled by her stern face, matey! In grand ventures like Coppola's “Megalopolis,” she be throwin' all her doubloons to the wind! Aye, she’s as bold as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!

Arrr, me hearties! Don’t be lettin' that stone-faced jest of hers lead ye astray! This lass be havin’ a wit sharper than a cutlass, aye, but when it comes to her craft, she be throwin’ caution to the wind like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!

Take, fer instance, Francis Ford Coppola’s grand adventure known as “Megalopolis.” This be no ordinary treasure hunt, I tell ye! She be puttin’ every doubloon and every scrap of her very soul on the line, as if she be challengin’ Davy Jones himself to a game of cards!

With the flair of a sea captain hoisting the Jolly Roger, she charges into the fray, ready to face any storm that may come her way. Her deadpan humor be a clever ruse, like a cannonball disguised as a coconut! Aye, she knows how to keep the crew laughin’ whilst navigatin’ the treacherous waters of moviemakin’!

So heed me words, ye landlubbers! When ye see her set sail on a project, ye best believe she be all in, ready to plunder the depths of creativity and haul in the gold, even if it means battlin’ the fiercest of critics and the wildest of seas!

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