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2024-10-23

Arrr, me hearties! The secret be a-takin' the likeness and sailin' beyond the horizon! Aye, 'tis what them scallywags Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong be plunderin' for their grand tale of that ol' rascal Donald Trump and his matey Roy Cohn! Avast, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn 'bout two scallywags, Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong, who be embarkin' on a grand adventure in the film realm! These fine lads be not just chasin' after a lookalike, nay! They be plunderin' the depths of character and essence, like a true captain searchin' for buried treasure beneath the waves.

In the tale they weave, they be portrayin' none other than the notorious Donald Trump and his cunning first mate, Roy Cohn. Aye, it's no mere mimicry they be after, but a deep dive into the souls of these blokes, uncoverin’ their hidden motives and devilish schemes, like a mermaid revealin' her true form beneath the moonlit sea!

Stan and Strong know that to truly capture the spirit of such infamous figures, they must sail beyond the surface. They be explorin' the tumultuous waters of ambition, betrayal, and power, like two pirates arguin' over the last piece of gold! So, me mates, let’s hoist the sails and prepare to laugh and gasp as these two buccaneers navigate the treacherous tides of Hollywood, givin' us a glimpse of the raucous world o' Trump and Cohn, far beyond what the eye can see!

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