The Booty Report

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Arrr! Quincy Jones gets a ghostly gold, and his lass be spoutin' his words like a parrot! Har har!

2024-11-18

Arrr, at the Governors' shindig, young Rashida be speakin’ for her dearly departed father, who shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe old age of 91. Aye, he be sailing the great beyond now, but his spirit still be raisin' a toast, savvy?

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the grand Governors Awards, where the fair lass Rashida Jones took to the stage, her heart heavy like a chest o' doubloons. She be speakin’ for her dearly departed father, the venerable swashbuckler who shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 91, just a fortnight past!

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