The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Hollywood's chock-full o' phony accents! Let’s hoist the sails for some jolly, strange voices, me hearties!

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! David Lynch’s voice be as clear as a ship’s bell—aye, a true gem of the seven seas! The realm of flicks be needin' more raucous sounds like his, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank of dullness! Hoist the sails for more vocal treasures!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain David Lynch, a true gem in the treasure chest of cinema! His voice be as unmistakable as a parrot sittin' on a scallywag's shoulder. Aye, it be a sound that echoes across the seven seas, stirrin' the hearts of landlubbers and sea dogs alike!

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