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Arrr, Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” be a peculiar kind o’ shipwreck, matey! Aye, it sank with style!

2024-10-05

Arrr, matey! Many a film be sunk, but Francis Ford Coppola’s latest treasure be in a league of its own when it comes to box office shipwrecks! Aye, it be a right spectacle of flop, fit to make Davy Jones chuckle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a film that be sinkin’ faster than a ship caught in Davy Jones' locker! Francis Ford Coppola, that cunning captain o’ cinema, set sail with his latest flick, hopin’ to plunder the treasure of box office gold. Yet, alas! It be not the riches he sought, but instead a heapin’ pile of barnacle-covered failure! Arrr!

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