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Arrr, Jacques Audiard be yammerin’ ‘bout ‘Emilia Pérez’ and how he learned to craft a jolly tune, matey!

2024-11-15

Arrr, for the scallywag filmmaker Jacques Audiard, makin' a jolly movie musical be like teachin' a parrot to sing! He had to sail the stormy seas o' genre rules from the very bottom, like a landlubber tryin' to dance on a ship in a tempest!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a grand sorcerer of the silver screen, Jacques Audiard, who set sail on a perilous quest to craft a merry musical! Aye, this scallywag found himself in uncharted waters, for the realm of movie tunes be as foreign as a kraken’s belly! With naught but a compass and a thirst for knowledge, he dove headfirst into the sea of song and dance.

Like a buccaneer plundering a treasure chest, Audiard rummaged through the genre’s conventions, learnin’ the ropes and shanties that make a musical tick, or rather, jig! He be no seasoned sailor of the musical seas, so he faced storms of uncertainty and waves of doubt, but with a hearty ‘Batten down the hatches!’ he pressed on with determination.

With each note and step, he painted a canvas of lively merriment, a spectacle fit for a captain and his crew. So raise yer tankards high for Jacques Audiard, the brave buccaneer who dared to chart the waters of musical filmmaking! May his journey be a rollickin’ tale of laughter, tunes, and a dash of pirate mischief! Arrr, now let’s dance like the scallywags we be!

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