The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Kit Connor and Rachel Zegler be a pair of star-crossed landlubbers in the wilds o’ Central Park!"

2024-09-11

Avast, me hearties! In this grand tale of “Romeo + Juliet” on the Broadway seas, they’ll be makin’ the ultimate sacrifice fer love! But lo, to sell that heartache, they best swab the decks o' friendship first! Arrr, love be a tricky treasure, indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and hear the tale of two star-crossed swabs, Romeo and Juliet, settin' sail on the grand stage of Broadway! These two lovebirds be so smitten, they'll be meetin' their doom all in the name of love! Aye, but before they go dancin' with the Reaper, they be needin' to forge a bond o’ friendship first!

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