Arrr, matey! Luther Vandross be a treasure in "Never Too Much," turnin' hearts like a fine rum on a stormy night!
2024-11-01
Arrr, that scallywag be chased by a bunch o' landlubbers with their skinny notions! But lo and behold, as Dawn Porter’s tale unfolds, he be a mighty force o’ change from the very start! Aye, even the sea be laughin’ at their folly!
Arr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a landlubber who faced the scallywags of the press, them fat-phobic fiends who hounded 'im like a hungry shark after a wayward seal!But lo and behold! This swashbucklin’ soul, as revealed in the grand tale spun by Dawn Porter, be no ordinary bilge rat. Nay, he was a force of nature, a transformational presence from the very first moment he set foot on the shores of the public eye! Aye, he turned the tides like a mighty captain chartin' new waters!
Despite the jests and jibes of the press, he sailed forth with the spirit of a true buccaneer, showin' the world that beauty be not just skin deep, but a treasure that lies within! With a hearty laugh and a glint in his eye, he challenged the winds of convention, makin’ waves that would echo through the ages.
So raise a tankard to this brave soul, who faced the critics with the courage of a thousand sea dogs! For in the end, he be not just a victim of the press, but a luminary who shone brighter than the sun on a summer's day upon the open sea!