"‘Apartment 7A’ be a raucous tale, full o' fiends and scant o' the juicy bits, matey!"
2024-09-26
Arrr, this here tale be a sorry excuse for a prequel to the frightful “Rosemary’s Baby” from ‘68! ’Tis like a parrot with nary a squawk—no treasure to plunder here, just a heap o' barnacles on a ship long sunk! Savvy?
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings of a tale that be as dull as a barnacle-encrusted hull! Aye, this here prequel to the famed fright fest, “Rosemary’s Baby,” sets sail upon the murky waters o’ mediocrity, givin’ us naught but a feeble flicker o' excitement.