The Booty Report

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Ahoy! Jonathan Haze, the scallywag from 'The Little Shop of Horrors,' has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at 95!

2024-11-08

Arrr, famed he be for his grand role in that cursed tale o’ a plant that gnaws on flesh! Aye, he was a trusty matey in the ragtag crew o’ the lowly budget master, Roger Corman, indeed! A true scallywag of the silver screen!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a scallywag best known fer his rollickin’ role in a flick about a plant so famished fer flesh, it could put a pirate’s appetite to shame! Aye, this be no ordinary movie, but a cult classic that had landlubbers trembling at the thought of a wee green menace munchin' on their bones!

This fine buccaneer of the silver screen was a trusty matey in the crew of the legendary Roger Corman, a crafty captain of low-budget films. Aye, Corman be the master o’ makin’ treasures from naught but a handful o’ doubloons and a crackin' good script! Our hero, with his starry-eyed charm, was a staple in Corman’s merry band of misfits, ready to brave the stormy seas of cinema with humor and grit!

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