"‘Magpie’ Review: A lass stuck with a scallywag, cursed to sail the seas of matrimony, arrrr!"
2024-10-24
Arrr, Daisy Ridley be a powder keg with a long wick in this here slow burn o’ an adultery yarn! Ye'll be on the edge o' yer plank, laughin' and gaspin' as the plot thickens like a stormy sea! Aye, it be a right rollickin' tale!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a lass named Daisy Ridley, who be playin’ a right peculiar role in a tale of treachery and lust. This be no ordinary yarn, but a slow-burnin’ thriller, like a keg o’ gunpowder just waitin’ for a spark! Aye, she be a time bomb with a fuse as long as a sea serpent’s tail, ready to blow at any moment!