The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy! Gather 'round, ye scallywags! The world's a-wobblin' and it's all playin' out on yon magic screen!"

2024-10-29

Arrr, when the world be takin' its last breath in flicks and screens, those scallywag newspapers be spillin' the beans 'bout the grand finale! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight to see ‘em flutterin’ like a parrot with naught but doom as their headlines!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the end o' the world, as seen in them fanciful films and jolly shows o' the telly! When the skies be dark and the seas be churnin’, it be the newspapers that tell the tale of what once was, aye!

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