The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"‘Anora’ be a fair lass from Brooklyn, with charm that'd make a scallywag's heart do the jig, arrr!"

2024-10-17

Arrr, matey! Mikey Madison be makin' waves like a cannonball in a treasure-laden flick, where a fair lass of the night be dancin' with a golden-booty scallywag! Aye, it’s a tale fit for the high seas, claimin' the Palme d’Or like a ship's bounty! Avast, what a jolly romp!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on a tale that be hotter than a pot o' grog! Mikey Madison, that scallywag, be deliverin' a performance so fine it’d make even Davy Jones shed a tear. This here flick, which snatched the illustrious Palme d’Or, be a yarn spun of love 'twixt a fair lass of the night and a wealthy scion, a true match made in the depths of the seven seas!

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