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"Arrr, Margaret Qualley be learnin’ the ropes of star makin’, ‘tis like catchin’ a slippery fish, savvy?"

2024-09-14

Arrr, this lass be poppin' up like a ghostly apparition this year! In "The Substance," she takes a dive into a role so peculiar, ye may want to keep yer eye patch handy! Aye, beware the frightenin' depths of her new thespian adventure, matey! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lass who be stealin' the spotlight this year like a crafty scallywag! Aye, this actress, she be poppin' up in every port, makin' waves like a cannonball in a barrel o' rum!

But hold on to yer hats, me hearties, for in her latest venture, "The Substance," she be takin' on a role so disturbingly peculiar, it’d make even old Davy Jones shiver in his boots! Aye, ye heard me right! This be a tale that’d make a ghostly specter spill his grog with fright!

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