Arrr, matey! ‘Speak No Evil’ be like a parrot with a peg leg—different yet still squawkin’ nonsense, savvy?
2024-09-16
Arrr, the 2022 treasure still sends shivers down yer timbers, for it be holdin' a dark vision that the new scallywag be too chicken-hearted to face! Aye, 'tis a jolly laugh to see 'em quakin' in their boots!
Ahoy matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, as I spin ye a yarn about the cursed treasure trove of cinema! In the year of our Lord 2022, a vision was born—a tale so dark, it sent shivers down the timbers of even the hardiest of buccaneers! This original flick be like a ghost ship, hauntin’ the seas of our imagination, with a worldview as grim as the depths of Davy Jones' locker.But lo and behold! A new version be comin’ ‘round the bend, and it seems as if the landlubbers behind it be shying away from the shadows. Aye, they be stickin’ to the safe harbors, afraid to sail into the stormy seas of true terror! Where the original dared to dance with the devil, the remake merely tiptoes like a drunken parrot, squawkin’ and flappin’ without a care for the dark depths below.