"‘Elevation’ Review: A Jolly High Spot fer Scurvy Knaves to Rest their Sea Legs!"
2024-11-06
Arrr, matey! Landlubbers be scurrying from beasts too scared to rise above 8,000 feet in this here "Quiet Place" rip-off! Aye, what a sight to see—monsters more afraid of heights than a scallywag on a crow's nest! Hoist the sails and laugh, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a crew of landlubbers who be takin' to their heels at the first sight of a beastie that won’t soar above 8,000 feet! Aye, in this here tale, we be witnessin’ a so-called "Quiet Place," where the monsters be lurkin' low, keepin’ their heads down like scallywags hidin' from the cap'n's whip!