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"Arrr! This flick be called ‘Cuckoo,’ an’ by th' seas, it be as mad as a parrot on rum!"

2024-08-08

Arrr, matey! Dan Stevens and Hunter Schafer be settin' sail in a wild and wacky tale, where they clash like two scallywags in a madcap horror-comedy o' cross-species pollination! Aye, it be a jolly venture, full o' laughs and lunacy! Avast, ye landlubbers!

"Arrr! This flick be called ‘Cuckoo,’ an’ by th' seas, it be as mad as a parrot on rum!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale most peculiar and filled with mirth! In this here jolly romp, the dashing Dan Stevens and the daring Hunter Schafer find themselves locked in a most unusual duel. Aye, it be not yer typical sword fight on the high seas, but a raucous clash o’ wits in a bonkers horror-comedy about cross-species pollination! Har har!

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