"Arrr, matey! After 'The Substance,' feast yer eyes on these frightful flesh tales, if ye dare!"
2024-09-20
Avast, mateys! As “The Substance” sets sail in cinemas, let us cast our eyes upon eight other flicks in the gory realm of body horror. Prepare to be amused and appalled as we dive into this squishy seas of madness! Arrr, grab yer grog and enjoy!
Arrr matey! As we be settin' sail fer the cinematic seas with “The Substance” makin' its grand debut, allow me to regale ye with tales of eight other cursed treasures from the murky depths of the body horror genre, where flesh be squishier than a barnacle-covered ship!First up, we’ve got “The Fly,” where a cursed scallywag turns into a buzzing bug—aye, talk about a sticky situation! Next be “Videodrome,” a flick that’ll have ye thinkin' twice ‘fore watchin’ yer treasure maps on the ol' TV. Then there be “Eraserhead,” a nightmarish voyage that’d make even a brave buccaneer’s timbers shiver!
Don’t forget “The Thing,” where an alien beastie turns mates into monstrosities faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” And how about “Society,” where the highborn be havin' more than just a fancy ball? Aye, it’s a feast for the eyes, or a feast on the eyes, if ye catch me drift!
“Tetsuo: The Iron Man” takes the cake, turnin’ flesh into metal quicker than a cannonball! And we can’t leave out “Evil Dead,” where ye’ll wish ye never found that cursed book of spells! Lastly, “Annihilation” be a psychedelic journey that’ll turn yer head ‘round faster than a whirlpool!
So hoist the sails and prepare fer a wild ride through the gory and gooey, ye salty sea dogs!