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Arrr, Teri Garr, jester o’ the silver screen, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at the ripe age of 79!

2024-10-29

Arrr, this lass be a true treasure of the silver screen, nominated fer an Oscar in the jolly tale of “Tootsie”! A favorite on the decks o' Letterman and Carson, she be a three-time captain o' “Saturday Night Live”! Aye, a fair wind blows in her favor!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass who be a star on the high seas o' entertainment! This fair maiden, nominated for the grand Oscar for her jolly role in “Tootsie,” be settin’ the silver screen ablaze like a barnacle-infested ship under a full moon.

She be known far and wide, a cherished guest o’ the legendary David Letterman and the ever-charming Johnny Carson. Aye, she be the belle o’ the late-night ball, makin’ waves and ticklin’ the ribs of landlubbers with her wit sharper than a cutlass. 'Twas said her laughter could shoo away the fiercest of storms!

But that be not all, ye salty sea dogs! This swashbucklin’ dame also sailed the treacherous waters of “Saturday Night Live,” where she hoisted the anchor three times as host. With each appearance, she’d bring a treasure trove o’ hilarity, makin’ the crew laugh harder than a parrot with a cracked mirror!

So here’s to this dazzling siren of the screen, who danced between the waves of comedy and drama, leavin’ a trail o’ giggles ‘n’ guffaws in her wake. May her legend live on, fer she be a true gem in the treasure chest of showbiz! Aye, raise yer tankards to the queen o’ laughter!

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